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  1. What exactly are they muscling into? on Google Muscles Into Microsoft's Turf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The article does not really say. I dont think having a Google search on the desktop means the end of Office. The masses are not ready to commit everything to web based applications just yet. For the forseeable future Google and MS are not (in my opinion anyway) going to be direct competitors on the desktop, unless Google decide to bring out their own Linux distro, or write an OS from scratch. Searching the desktop is just low hanging fruit for Google. Their own distro would still require several years to gain acceptance to the level where they become even a remote threat to MS.

    Even if they were moving in this direction surely a Google web based desktop/app suite poses a far greater threat to Linux then the massively entrenched MS. Its the small players who get killed first in these battles.

  2. Get a fucking grip on LAMP Grid Application Server, No More J2EE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some muppet posts a blog and immediately hundreds of millions of dollars investment and countless man hours of work on a mature, strongly adopted platform become irrevelevant. This is pure flamebait.

    The only thing this indicates to me is that Grid/LAMP is going to struggle to gain acceptance in the enterprise because it proponents are idiots.

  3. What a dilema for students on Screw-in LED Floodlights · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be cool, trendy and enviromentally friendly like students want to be and get these leds at the price of a weeks drinking money per bulb and also the loss the main heat source in their house.

  4. Re:Space Law!? on Private Spaceflight Law Revived · · Score: 4, Funny

    Not gonna happen, there will be no police presence unless some fool builds a chain of flying and orbiting donught stores.

  5. other heavy Firefox users on Is Firefox 1.0 Less Stable than Firefox PR1.0? · · Score: 1, Funny

    What makes the way people with alternative body images use firfox different from the way the rest of us use it? Or are you tring to say I'm fat because I have 5 firefox installs?

  6. Lets get all excited on Spies Riding Shotgun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now that someone may be able to verify if we were all obeying the rules we were supposed to while driving. How come no one complained when the speed limits were put in place? How come no one rejects car rental policies when they read them, opting for the bus instead of their draconian conditions?

    How dare they monitor the speeds we drive, or where we go, in fact how dare they do it now with police and speed cams. This is a total outrage. I am so outraged I cant even be arsed to write the rest of this post because I must devote all my brain power to the massive invasion of my privacy thats happening at every level in Slashworld.

  7. Re:this raises the question on Half Life 2 Stuttering Bug Official · · Score: 1

    No software commercial or otherwise would ever get released if the developer was to wait for a zero bug count. Even if they did release something someone would manage to break it. Thats the way of the world.

    And FYI Valve have already released an update.

    So stupid question and wrong assumption.

  8. Big difference between theory and practice on Lunar Space Elevator Instead? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like one of those ideas that are theoretically possible but utterly impractical to implement.

    Yes the elevator could be built. What exactly are we so desperate for we can only get from the moon? Oh thats right, nothing, at least nothing that makes the expense of this endeavour currently worthwhile. The cable may be inexpensive but who wants to pay to put the lunar base in place and get the heavy mining equipment up there, cos that aint gonna be cheap. Also it conveniently fails to explain how we actually get material back to Earth from the L1 point. Maybe it is to be pushed into a decaying orbit by the climbing robots and we take our chances?

  9. "The magnet came to us ugly," on Build Your Own Cyclotron · · Score: 4, Funny

    I fucking hate ugly magnets because I still find them almost as attractive as the cute ones.

  10. Re:Emergency Exits? on Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles · · Score: 1

    I would imagine they have contingencies for this as they are the obvious questions people would ask.

    I would be more interested in how the system handles busy junctions since the tracks must join and intersect. Also its a one way system so trips could be quite convolted and time consuming.

  11. Re:Why Sky*Web*? on Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles · · Score: 1

    What, you think there was not such word as web before the internet or computers?

  12. Re:backwards? on HP Backs Blu-ray Disc Technology · · Score: 1

    Actually as part of your licensing arrangement it does, but only after destroying all your existing dvds. This will allow the consumer to savour the full enjoyment of Blu-ray with brand new discs and the content providers with a glorious opportunity to fleece you again. Its a win-win situation.

  13. Re:For Mr. Cameron on James Cameron Guest Edits Wired Magazine · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    How could we /.ers help get more real science into fiction

    Well for a start you gan get a dictionary and look up the work fiction. Then ask an adult to explain the difference between fiction and reality to you.

    Any plans to make a sci/drama about evolution?

    Yeah, make it a trillogy like LOTR Fellowship of the Amino Acids
    The Two Amoebas

    Return of the Protoplasm

    3+ hours of each of those would be gripping cinema. Ans just think of all the arguements it would kick off.

    How about a real life of Darwin?

    Thats actually a good idea, he was quite an interesting chap although there is still some small debate as to the initial concepts of his most famous theory. Unfortunately though when it comes to creationsists you are trying to discuss facts with people who are idelogues and hold firm beliefs without any examinable foundation.

  14. Well if Bill cant afford it on Tom's Holiday Buying Guide · · Score: 3, Funny

    Larry Ellison is definitely putting his name down for one.

  15. Have these people nothing better to do? on Largest Digital Photograph in the World · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously what is the point in monster photograph that only a handful of people will ever see in its 7.5 GB fullness. This is nothing more than a crappy PR stunt and Slashot is rapidly turning into advertising central.

  16. Re:Would have been nice on How Tomcat Works · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well since you are doing it for a client do you not have a duty to at least do some research before attempting to install it?

    You say its poorly implemented but yet say you dont know how its works or much about Java. How can you possibly judge the quality of implementation?

    Tomcat is a mature and established technology. There are a plethora of 'getting started with tomcat', 'setting up tomcat' and 'integrating tomcat with your favourite ide' articles available on the web, before even consulting Amazon.

    It is a doddle to install, setting up a site on it takes a bit more time. As with almost all software the documentation could be better but its not like there is not other info available.

  17. Re:A Microsoft Defender Speaks Out on How Tomcat Works · · Score: 1

    I think one of the great things about Tomcat (and the specs behind it) was it brought web development and some new development concepts to the Java masses and also to MS. I started using it back in 99 and while it could be a pain to configure and integrate, servlets were a joy after the grief of ASP. MS has taken on some of these lessons and I have to say ASP.NET is some funky stuff. The combination of Tomcat 5 and the next struts version should make an interesting competitor though.

  18. Re:Comprehensive list of unsolved codes and cipher on Intro to Encryption · · Score: 1

    They are not unsolved codes, they are my drunken slightly rambling slashdot posts complaining about the inequity of life and how truly evil women who wont sleep with me are.

  19. Problem!? on The Music Man · · Score: 1

    Why yes I do actually. Its my turn to read the article and tell the other lazy slash basards what it says. What am I supposed to tell them about an error message that just says Problem!?

  20. This should be fun on Row Brews Over P2P Advertising · · Score: 5, Insightful

    On one side amoral advertisers who will stoop to any measure to get their 'message' across. On the other possibly the greediest most conniving industry in the world. Lets hope they do some serious damage to each other.

  21. Re:All old cultures eh? on Atlantis Found. Again. · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are dreamtime stories about Atlantis but in keeping with Australian naming conventions they call it Kookanuggiebiddlybong and because Australians get everything upside down its tells the story of a city rising from the depths and making a sea disappear.

  22. Pardon me on The Webmail Wars · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    But what exactly is 'innovative' about Googles interface? It looks like a bog standard webpage to me. Some people find its layout user friendly but thats not innovation.

  23. Re:did they read the book? on Hitchhikers Movie Update · · Score: 2, Funny

    They did read the book, have you not seen Nike's new designs yet?

  24. Pre-industrial Versatile MultiLayer Discs on Another Competitor for Blu-ray and HD-DVD · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are they made from copper and tin dics created by the local blacksmith and can also be used as shields if you are attacked by roving brigands?

  25. Re:printing ripoff on Are Your Peripherals Monitoring You? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recommend a pencil and paper. One caveat is to always use a single sheet of paper instead of a pad though so spies cant find out what you wrote by rubbing graphite over the pad. Also tell the recipient to eat the page after they have read it.