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Tom's Holiday Buying Guide

Thoreau writes "With the holidays just around the corner, it's nice to have some help in finding just the right gift for your gadget hungry friends and family. Tom's Hardware seems to think they have the answers for this year's holiday season. Everything from Swiss Army memory sticks, to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!"

182 comments

  1. My TRUE desire by Guitar+Wizard · · Score: 1, Funny

    All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth.

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    1. Re:My TRUE desire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mine is quit smoking :-/

  2. Ha! by mfh · · Score: 5, Funny

    FTFA: Sex And The Sidekick ???WTF??? How blatant is that????

    Christmas buying guides are nothing but adverts anyway, and this article is nothing but a slash-ad. GRRRR. Did you see the boobs on that model holding the side kick? She could sell me SCO stock, if she was holding it like that, petting it gently! (*passes out*)

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    1. Re:Ha! by empaler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Some day you might lose your virginity, but first you gotta learn to handle that women might sometimes be less clothed than a normal Taleban wife...

    2. Re:Ha! by didde · · Score: 0, Troll


      Some day YOU might lose your virginity, but first you must learn how to spell the word Taliban .

    3. Re:Ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because chicks really dig guys who know how to spell the names of foreign dictatorial regimes? That surely hasn't been my experience...

    4. Re:Ha! by yerfatma · · Score: 1

      You've never had a night of Madeline Albright then (of course, your response is a bit deceiving, given that chicks probably do prefer literates over illiterates).

    5. Re:Ha! by empaler · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there's only one way to translate Arabic lettering to roman letters.

      Like Abu Ghuraib or Usama ben Ladin.

    6. Re:Ha! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Dammit, she did make me buy SCO stock, and I loved every teasing minute of it.

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  3. Mrs Claus by se2schul · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow! Mrs Claus is skankier than I had imagined, but for some reason, I just have to buy a T-Mobile Sidekick II.

    1. Re:Mrs Claus by Ced_Ex · · Score: 1

      Nooooooooooooo!!!!

      I'm like 5 seconds too late, and the site is /.ted.

      Damn you!! DAMN YOU ALL!!!

      PS: So... Exactly HOW skanky looking is she??? *drools*

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    2. Re:Mrs Claus by doublem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly HOW skanky looking is she

      Too Skanky for WWE broadcast, but just right for the Pay Per View 18 and over special.

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    3. Re:Mrs Claus by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      I'll be in my bunk...

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    4. Re:Mrs Claus by theridersofrohan · · Score: 1

      Mrs Claus,

      I've been a really naughty boy!

    5. Re:Mrs Claus by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      The irony is that the article (and photos) look like crap on the sidekick because of the sk's problems with frames. Nothing like one word per sentance and photos that load off screen, if at all.

      Maybe she can make it all better...

    6. Re:Mrs Claus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Ho! Ho! Ho!" -- Mr. Claus.

    7. Re:Mrs Claus by sacherjj · · Score: 1

      April 22nd!

  4. Well if Bill cant afford it by Timesprout · · Score: 3, Funny

    Larry Ellison is definitely putting his name down for one.

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  5. Pictures in article by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why, oh why, does that fat-bellied-white-bearded guy get all the sexy chicks? *sniff*

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    1. Re:Pictures in article by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Funny
      He uses Unix. Chicks dig that.

      At least in my fantasy world they do.

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    2. Re:Pictures in article by doublem · · Score: 1

      Simple, he has all the stuff.

      You think Money can get you women? Imagine having all the stuff people normally need money to buy.

      She wants a diamond necklace? No problem, the miner elves brought up a fresh batch of diamonds just this morning.

      Easy as pie to get chicks with all that loot.

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    3. Re:Pictures in article by djocyko · · Score: 1

      It's not that hard to die your hair white...

    4. Re:Pictures in article by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      Since when did CowboyNeal start getting all the sexy chicks?

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    5. Re:Pictures in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      One word: "presents". That, and the pick-up line: "You've been a very good girl this year!"

      Of course, his sex life isn't really that great -- he only comes once a year!

    6. Re:Pictures in article by Minwee · · Score: 1

      The pick-up line gets attention, but a lot of the girls get pissed off when he tries to slip a lump of coal into their stockings for being naughty.

  6. Overrated by ugmoe · · Score: 0

    I bought all this stuff last Christmas.

  7. Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't list a price for the one thing I'd really want...

    1. Re:Bummer... by empaler · · Score: 1

      The price tag isn't the most costly part about those, it's the time and the headaches...

    2. Re:Bummer... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      and the headaches.
      yours or hers? They're different problems :)

    3. Re:Bummer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the answer is "yes"
      friggin' headache...always "i've got a headace, get me some medicine," "i've got a headache, rub my neck," starting to give me a headache. well, she dosen't get any tonight.

    4. Re:Bummer... by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      The price tag isn't the most costly part about those, it's the time and the headaches...

      I believe it is the maintenance contracts that cost the most.

    5. Re:Bummer... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Actually, endorphines are the perfect painkillers ;p

    6. Re:Bummer... by empaler · · Score: 1

      Roses

      Dinner

      Cab

      More flowers

      Trips

      Rings (4 in all)

      Wedding

      Lawyer

      Counselling

      (Never got past two rings, myself)

    7. Re:Bummer... by SHiVa0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah too bad you can't buy a life!

  8. Slashdot crew by BabyJaysus · · Score: 0

    Hang on, we have "friends" that we need to buy for?

  9. MOD PARENT DOWN by keeleysam · · Score: 0, Redundant

    MOD PARENT DOWN

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  10. Not sure what they're selling by LabRat007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...but how do I buy the chick in the santa costume?

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    1. Re:Not sure what they're selling by phaze3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Judging by the look of her, I reckon $100 should do it.

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    2. Re:Not sure what they're selling by Allen+Zadr · · Score: 1
      I think you and I are the only ones here who noticed the fugly face, and unshapely legs attached to that otherwise attractive looking picture.

      But I may be buying one of those skirts for my girlfriend. ;-)

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  11. Argh! by nek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.

    1. Re:Argh! by nomadic · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kind of hard to read this article at work with dumbass geekboy-Mrs. Claus fantasy pictures plastered everywhere.

      Yeah, but I like a challenge.

    2. Re:Argh! by Bombcar · · Score: 1
      Hmmm.


      Yes, it sure was nice of that Mrs. Claus to go out of her way to give us all something to drool over... [an error occurred while processing this directive]
    3. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered actually working? I mean before they discover it's cheaper to outsource your job to India.

    4. Re:Argh! by nek · · Score: 1

      My job isn't all that conducive to outsourcing. Lucky me. So I will keep reading Slashdot at work.

    5. Re:Argh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way." -- Homer Simpson

  12. something gates can't afford by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    can't also be afforded to be built, especially if the US govt expects to award it to the lowest bidder.

    1. Re:something gates can't afford by empaler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I'm only looking thru the article to find these mythical monitors...
      (let me beat the replies: Yes, I'm sure it's not to look at mrs. Claus... not that I'm complaining...)

  13. Sidekick by macdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does the T-Mobile Sidekick II come with a fully licensed copy of Mrs. Claus? 8-)

    1. Re:Sidekick by Infinityis · · Score: 0

      Yes, and even better, she's under GPL, so she can be shared with your friends too. However, it goes without saying that you will want to scan for viruses often...

  14. Good model :) by dwipal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of the things are quite expensive for my range, but a good summary (and a even better model) though. I was hoping they also included a "moded xbox" in it ;).

    1. Re:Good model :) by wed128 · · Score: 1

      Turn in your geek card! it's much more fun to mod it yourself...

  15. Just in case you missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There is a girl in the picture. She's wearing a Santa Costume.

    1. Re:Just in case you missed it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with substantailly less material than Santa's

    2. Re:Just in case you missed it by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Really? I noticed that the first 3-5 ads were pretty good then I just sort of lost interest?

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    3. Re:Just in case you missed it by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      hehe, reminds me of the porno reviewer from, was it "Saturday night live"???

      It started slow. Then it got a little better. Next it got much better. Then I got really into it. Then I lost interest.

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  16. Game Potatoes Ultimate Play Seat by macdaddy · · Score: 1
    Or the Game Potatoes Ultimate Play Seat. Does the seat come fitted with life-sized version of Mrs. Claus? Or is that an add-on feature?

    Or the Thrustmaster Enzo Ferrari Force Feedback Wheel And Pedals. "Hehe, he said Thrustmaster. Hehe."

  17. geeky christmas ornaments by ed1park · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I need to buy a christmas ornament for a couple who work in the IT industry. So I was wondering if anyone knew of any good geeky christmas ornaments I can buy out there. gracias!

    1. Re:geeky christmas ornaments by BearJ · · Score: 1
      Hang some old ram on a string! No, I'm serious. Or, find an old CPU and hang that on the tree. I've got a nice looking Cyrix 6x86 that I took out of a box someone was throwing out. It's not a nice goldish chip cap and the pins are golden too...would look nice on a tree. Except...I'm Jewish. Cue the Hanukkah bush jokes!

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    2. Re:geeky christmas ornaments by Helmholtz+Coil · · Score: 1

      How 'bout Hallmark's Star Trek ornaments? Don't know if Hallmark proper still carries them but there are other places to get them.

      I have the Warbird and the Bird Of Prey. Both are pretty cool detail-wise and have interior lights.
    3. Re:geeky christmas ornaments by sprior · · Score: 1

      How about those AOL CDs you've been collecting.

  18. It should be called Bill's Hardware not Tom's by vision33r · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Tom's Hardware is being stuffed with so much Micro$oft $$ to promote MS stuff and Tom doesn't work on his site anymore..

  19. Screw the hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm still imagining picking feathers from between my teeth.

    1. Re:Screw the hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take my advice - oral sex with chickens is never graceful, always regretted and usually socially embarassing(*)

      (*) except in Utah, where it's considered polite

    2. Re:Screw the hardware by filenabber · · Score: 1

      How was this modded up as Informative?

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  20. Oh, come on.... by AndyBassTbn · · Score: 0

    Mrs. Claus likes to drive fast: in real-life and on her PC.

    I know what the target audience is for these sorts of things, but wow, I had really hoped that Tom's Hardware could do better than that.

    Of course, considering the /. -ing the server is now receiving, maybe they don't need to. Gotta sell those massive displays SOMEHOW...
    More seriously, I gotta say that I'd love to put in my order for one of those Swiss Army knives with the 128MB USB drives in it. That, for me anyway, would be a great place to keep day-to-day info (Quicken data, Palm Desktop, etc...) that I tend to always wish I hadn't left on the home PC, or the work PC, or the latop, or.... you get the idea.

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  21. Usual Tom's hyperbole by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see the usual Tom's Hardware hyperbole is now corrupting Slashdot's tradition of journalistic integrity.

    "Monitors that Bill Gates can't even afford?" Bill Gates can afford anything. Entire WALLS of his 9000 sq ft. house are comprised of monitors. Tom's is a consumer whore site that used to publish half-decent articles. Now all they do is hype and shill products.

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    1. Re:Usual Tom's hyperbole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I see the usual Tom's Hardware hyperbole is now corrupting Slashdot's tradition of journalistic integrity."

      when did that tradition start then? i must have been asleep...

    2. Re:Usual Tom's hyperbole by jthayden · · Score: 1

      Well he can afford it, but he most likely has to go ask Melinda for permission before getting it.

    3. Re:Usual Tom's hyperbole by nwbvt · · Score: 0, Redundant
      " I see the usual Tom's Hardware hyperbole is now corrupting Slashdot's tradition of journalistic integrity."

      Should be modded +5 Funny.

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    4. Re:Usual Tom's hyperbole by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      Thanks for getting the joke.

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  22. /.'ed by mfender9 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Looks like Tom's Hardware has closed early for the holidays this year...

    1. Re:/.'ed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www20.tomshardware.com.nyud.net:8090/consum er/20041115/holiday_guide-13.html

  23. Is that Santa helper chick, German? by vision33r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That Santa helper chick picture on the page. I didn't know German chicks look so feminine and sexy? Unless she's not German..

    1. Re:Is that Santa helper chick, German? by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Funny
      >> That Santa helper chick picture on the page. I didn't know German chicks look so feminine and sexy? Unless she's not German..

      She's not German. You don't see many German women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, they are often mistaken for German men!

      And this in turn has given rise to the belief that there *are* no German women. And the Germans just spring out of holes in the ground! Which is of course ridiculous.

    2. Re:Is that Santa helper chick, German? by jettoblack · · Score: 1

      It's the beards. ;)

  24. They need a warning on this Slashdot article ... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... "NOT SAFE FOR WORK".

  25. New Server by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If Tom has all the answers about PC HW, including performance, how come they can't handle a run of the mill slashdotting after all these years, when Slashdot itself can handle it?

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  26. Anybody has a cache of the link? by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    looks like the site is already slashdotted...

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    1. Re:Anybody has a cache of the link? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coralized link at http://www20.tomshardware.com.nyud.net:8090/consum er/20041115/holiday_guide-13.html

  27. Double reply to same post :-o by empaler · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Read on for more pics of the young woman... at the "Thrustmaster" and the "Playseat"...

    Apart from that, she looks familiar... I think I've seen her on VW.

    1. Re:Double reply to same post :-o by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't recognize her from VW, but IMO she resembles Mila Kunis of "That 70's Show" fame.

    2. Re:Double reply to same post :-o by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      donna feldman is who it is. but what the zark will you do with a woman - I mean - for chrissake - you post on slashdot - you aren't supposed to get any action!

  28. Re:Why? by Justin205 · · Score: 1

    Link goes to here: http://www.google.com/url?sa=U&start=3&q=http://ny ud.info, and I assume that redirects to http://nyud.info, whatever the hell *that* is.

    Damn, those aren't even well disguised URLs. Didn't even use that URL spoofing trick that works in IE. Pathetic.

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  29. Re:gmail invites by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    I checked the first three, and they were used. I knew not to click on the links, as mousing over revealed that they were an I'm Feeling Lucky search for nyud.info, AKA the Last Measure.

    I didn't bother checking all of them, as I already have GMail.

  30. Tom is current writing a guide... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to running web servers on a palmtop.

  31. Re:gmail invites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're a mindless drone? I'm an anti-gmail censorship nazi - maybe we can team up and fight crime...

  32. Re:gmail invites by Guitar+Wizard · · Score: 0

    You are right. Those links DO work. Now that I click them a second time, they DO go to Gmail and ask me to sign up for an account. Damn! Glad I got one. It's not like I have 5 Gmail accounts already and use them as web storage with a shell extention and WinRAR to divide containers into 10 MB sections.

    I am a groupthink following, fake link posting whore.

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  33. Tom's Post-Recession Buying Guide by Dr.+Dew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't realize anyone considered a $94 widget that won't be allowed through the security check at U.S. airports a "stocking stuffer." (I'm talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB)

    In my household, items of that size and price are wrapped in progressively larger boxes to draw attention to their, well, size and price. (Still talking about the Swiss Army Knife + USB here.)

    1. Re:Tom's Post-Recession Buying Guide by javaxman · · Score: 1
      Funny you should mention the USB Swiss Army Knife for it's price, since IT"S THE CHEAPEST THING THERE!!! Oh, I do know they make a 'travelers' version with a pen and something else useless instead of those 'dangerous' inch-long blades.

      Hell-o, Tom's Hardware? Yea, uh, 2000 was several years ago, and we're programmers and IT workers around here? Yea, uh, we don't make that kind of cash anymore, right? And we blew our credit on new computer systems already? Can I see even _one_ item less than ninety bucks ? That'd be great. Thanks.

      Seriously, though, what's the average sticker price on these items, like $1200 ?!? Yea, nice little christmas gifts we'll all be seeing under the tree, sure...

    2. Re:Tom's Post-Recession Buying Guide by javaxman · · Score: 1

      Darn it, as soon as I posted the above, I realized that they did have _one_ keyboard on the list that was only $45... but my complaint stands. I'd like to see a few more neat things that someone might _actually_ get as a gift.

    3. Re:Tom's Post-Recession Buying Guide by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1

      The quick-cool solder tool they show is only $20 MSRP, and 25% cheaper at Costco.

  34. The Gamer's Seat by hcob$ · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Mrs. Clause is the gamer, I'll be the seat... I even come with a stick shift for those really intense.... games

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  35. Re:gmail invites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, I am glad someone here is acting rationally for a change. I wish everyone else would get some common sense and just click the fucking link to see its not a troll.

  36. All I want... by Malc · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... is to sit down with my friends and family and some good ales and enjoy life and share some experiences with them. I try to do it all year around, but people seem to make a bigger effort at Christmas (a.k.a euphemistically in a large fundamentalist Christian superpower as "the holidays") that results in better and more cherished memories. All this materialistic crap can be damned: I spent all my present money on airline tickets to the UK (where my family lives) because seeing people is better than a quick chat on the phone or sending presents with that missplaced expectation that the recipients are then beholden to you in some stupid way.

    1. Re:All I want... by I_Love_My_Mac · · Score: 1

      Dude, seriously... lighten up. You'll live longer and not be such a bore.

    2. Re:All I want... by dokkalf · · Score: 1

      "...a.k.a euphemistically in a large fundamentalist Christian superpower as "the holidays"..."

      You are aware that midwinter festivities pre-date Christianity, aren't you? (Check out Saturnalia, Brumalia, etc. Just be sure to look for sites with real history, not New Age/Wiccan versions of it.)

    3. Re:All I want... by DogDude · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mr. "I Love My Mac", you're one of the people he's talking to.

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    4. Re:All I want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us don't get along with family, live too far from family, and may otherwise be alone on X-Mas. It's nice to want it, it's nice to get it. I'm not saying material pleasures make up for it, but X-Mas can be a hard time for those of us who don't have too many phone calls to make on that day, you know?

    5. Re:All I want... by zx75 · · Score: 1

      Amen,
      When you're living in a different city/country from family, it can be tough to see them even a couple times a year. Though I dislike the gross commercialization of christmas that has occured, I more than welcome the excuse to take a couple weeks off work and fly away to see the people I haven't seen for most of the year.

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    6. Re:All I want... by Malc · · Score: 1

      I faced this situation a couple of years ago. My solution was to get my arse out of bed on Christmas Day and help out feeding the homeless. As it transpired, things changed and I didn't end up following through. I'll do it next time though, or something else worthwhile. I should do it all year around, but I'm too self-absorbed.

      Be proactive and do something good - it'll do your mental health so much more than sitting at home feeling lonely and sorry for yourself.

    7. Re:All I want... by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Holy Wotan, don't forget Jul! (Ancient, not neopagan.)

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  37. Re:Usual Tom's hyperbole (OT) by ebrandsberg · · Score: 1

    About your sig, it should be "Give a man a fish, he owe's you a fish plus interest".

  38. Bill Gates by freaksta · · Score: 1

    "...to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!"

    Umm, if Bill can't afford it, no one can.

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  39. For those who actually read the piece... by yetanothermike · · Score: 5, Informative
    ...instead of looked at the pix (or did both):

    Maximum PC has their Gear Of The Year on newsstands now and a lot of the items listed on Tom's aren't rated too highly. Many of the things they are pimping here are either overpriced or underperformers.

    That said, I REALLY would have enjoyed some shots from the Aibo's webcam during that shoot.

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  40. Mrs. Clauss by Balaurul · · Score: 3, Informative

    And of course you can see more of the girl at: http://www.musecube.com/donnafeldman/index.htm. But, judging from the general slowness of the site, most of the Slashdot is already there.

  41. oh man... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Blatant OSDN plug.

    This story's an Ad, people... it's just a particularly insidious one, because it's impossible to block.

  42. mrs. claus [was Re:something gates can't afford] by MoFoQ · · Score: 1

    I'm not complaining either....though searching thru the article would be faster if I didn't have to go back to mrs. claus each time.

  43. Link is wrong by gorbachev · · Score: 5, Funny

    It'd be nice if the link pointed to the FIRST page of the holiday buyer's guide rather than the page where the submitter was spanking his monkey while submitting the /. story.

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  44. Cold soldering iron? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like the look of the cold soldering iron. I don't do very much electronics, so I only own a cheap soldering iron, which is very inconvenient (slow to heat up, corded). This thing isn't terribly expensive ($20) and sounds useful.

    Anybody ever tried it? Does it really work?

    1. Re:Cold soldering iron? by Lao-Tzu · · Score: 1

      I've got one, it works great.

    2. Re:Cold soldering iron? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sold a few of them none came back
      you might want to see if your local Circle R Guildhouse has them in stock (assumes you are in the USA)

  45. Fat, bearded guys get all the chicks by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    Since we have access to the Mainframe.

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  46. An error occurred while processing this directive? by ballpoint · · Score: 1
    among others:

    "I call it the Commander Data kill switch, as the dog immediately goes slack and crumples to the ground when you push the switch. [an error occurred while processing this directive]"

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  47. roku soundbridge versus slimdevices squeezebox by ripflash · · Score: 2, Informative
    The roku soundbridge that the article recommends is just a different display on the squeezebox by slimdevices. The squeezebox has the community support, while the soundbrige has flashy marketing.

    The article would have been more helpful if it listed other products besides the one in each category. In each instance, it looked like they were trying to choose the glitziest product, but not usually the best.

  48. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you smoking? Whatever it is, can I have some?

  49. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its called the truth. Enjoy your fantasy playland.

  50. NSFW by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, there should be a warning in the post about this.

    1. Re:NSFW by Nos. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could understand if this is was an article about a new security patch or a new version of a particular app/os. However, this is a holiday gift buying guide. A holiday gift buying guide is not suitable for work at all, regardless of the content on the page.

    2. Re:NSFW by RandoX · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference, and not all work places are the same. We're allowed to use our internet connection for personal business during lunch/breaks/personal time as long as the use is reasonable. No porn, no gambling, no questionable sites. The rule is, if you have to ask, you shouldn't do it. Personal email is fine, paying bills online is fine, looking at a gift guide for the holidays is fine. Scantily clad women... Probably not fine.

  51. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by inkdesign · · Score: 1

    A little warning is always nice, but if your job will react poorly to a scantly dressed woman, you'd better just stay FAR away from the internet in general, as I can't seem to find a site that doesn't feature a half dressed woman, either within it's content or in ads on the site.

  52. The Sidekick needs work by winkydink · · Score: 1

    The T-Mo version has no synchronization sw. I have almost 1000 contacts. No way am I entering each one manually on that dinky kybd.

    The batter life is horrid and you cannot (easily)remove the battery and swap in a fresh one. Plan on charging this sucker nightly if you use it much.

    On the bright side, there is an ssh client.

    --

    "I'd rather be a lightning rod than a seismometer." -Ken Kesey

  53. toys for boys by demon4 · · Score: 0

    the slashdot link sends you to page 13 of the holiday buying guide, be sure to check page 1 - 12 (click on toys for boys) for more pics for the hot brunette! http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&lr=&client=f irefox-a&q=+site:www.laclubber.com+Donna+Feldm an+

  54. Re:How to buy the chick by onicofago · · Score: 1

    Try the contact page at http://www.musecube.com/donnafeldman/index.htm.
    You may reconsider using the term "buy", though...

  55. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by Malc · · Score: 1

    Where do you work? A nunnery? *strewth*!

  56. Re:How to buy the chick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Donna" is far, far prettier than the girl in the red and white fuzzy belt (or is that a skirt).

  57. how much by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco,
    How much did you get paid to submit that story......

  58. Wish List by sjoel · · Score: 0

    I'll take one of those 7 gigawatts processors!

  59. Hell yes by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Christmas gift guides with overpriced techo-junk? Call me nuts, but most people I know are like me: saving up to be able to take a day off from work, or saving up to get some dental work done. This isn't the dot-com boom late 90's, any more, so I predict that most of this crap will just sit on store shelves and collect dust, which is where it belongs. I agree completely. Christmas for me will be just another day that I can use to catch up on work, and if I'm lucky (very lucky), spend some time with friends. I don't know who these people are who are still obsessed with buying pointless, overpriced crap, but I'm glad that I don't know any of them.

    --
    I don't respond to AC's.
  60. No need for that article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just go to click on the link above on the /. page. ThinkGeek There's all your geek gifts in one convenient place!

  61. Everything? I think not. by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
    Everything from Swiss Army memory sticks, to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!

    But does he have sushi usb drives?

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  62. Re:completely pointless too, given the medium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can find much better-looking, much more naked, much more involved with other much better-looking and much more naked girls very easily on the internet. Why is everyone creaming their pants over this over-the-hill dog-faced broad holding out-of-date toys?

    Sex sells, yes. But only if better sex isn't immediately available.

  63. Master Card by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It never hit you that it was Mrs Santa? Some people can't be bought... for everyone else... there's Master Card.

    1. Re:Master Card by MoFoQ · · Score: 1
      ...to monitors that Bill Gates couldn't even afford!


      the original did say "monitors" not twins or something synonymous to u know what.

      Besides, how do you think Santa can afford to make toys for billions of kids especially with those new labor laws and elf-unions? He works for chippendale's during the off-season and she works for Freddericks of Hollywood.
  64. Santa could I have... by hey · · Score: 1

    An AMD Opteron (64-bit) 4 CPU system with a LinuxBIOS and silent cooling please.

  65. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 3, Funny
    ... "NOT SAFE FOR WORK".

    No kidding! My boss walked by while I was looking at the page with the $1,999 OQO, and damned near fired me on the spot for using company resources to view obscene material.

    ;-)

    --
    A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
  66. Well goddamnit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > She could sell me SCO stock, if she was holding it
    > like that, petting it gently!

    Now I gotta go back and look at the sidekick review... *grumble*

  67. Remember guys... by Coppit · · Score: 3, Funny

    she's already married. To the fat guy.

    1. Re:Remember guys... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 1

      Rings don't plug holes

  68. The chick by AviLazar · · Score: 1

    She has a hot body, but maybe its the picture but her face looks a bit manly to me....anyone else think this?
    Other then that - sex sells!!! I like it

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    1. Re:The chick by fubar1971 · · Score: 1

      Good lord, it's sounding alot like FARK around here. Next thing you know everyone will start b*tching about her sharp knees.

  69. ok so who's left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill can't afford one huh.... exactly who's left after that...
    California?...
    Japan?...
    the U.S. Government?...
    the big G.O.D.?

  70. I don't want any of that by talmage · · Score: 1

    What I want for Christmas is some HeroScape expansion packs!

  71. NukeProof PCs - 64-bit AMD, watercooled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NukeProof PCs is now offering a line of high-perf gaming machines with 64-bit AMD procs, Koolance water-cooling cases, nVidia 6800 series graphics, etc, as a new competitor to Alienware, etc. Sure you can build your own using all the same parts, but for those who want a ready-assembled system, check 'em out.

  72. LED Christmas Trees that snap onto the top of a 9v by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they also make LED snowmen.

    Look them up yourself though, I'm not your Google girl. ;)

  73. the hot chick by bgeek · · Score: 1

    i can see why santa likes to empty his sack everywhere

  74. More American Centric crap on Slashdot ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    When will you folks realise that the rest of the world doesn't give a fuck about your Thanksgiving Holidays?

  75. Hah by Lobishomen · · Score: 1

    Maybe with all the ad revenue coming in from the marketting tricks, they'll be able to afford the bandwidth charges by being slashdotted before hitting 200 comments.

  76. Wrong pr0n by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 1

    Damnit! What are they doing sticking real pr0n into our gadget pr0n! Get out of the way, Mrs. Clause, I'm trying to see the gadgets. Besides, I don't go for married women.

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    --GrouchoMarx
    Card-carrying member of the EFF, FSF, and ACLU. Are you?

  77. let me guess... by mapmaker · · Score: 1

    Tom recommends buying a computer with Intel Inside.

  78. "Bill Gates couldn't even afford" by messiuh · · Score: 1, Funny

    Are you kidding me? The most expensive display I saw on the site was $7,999.. not only could he buy as many of those as they sell, but he can buy the company that makes them, the companies that make the components, and the companies that make the toilet paper that go in the bathrooms of all said companies.

  79. Currently, I'm not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's been almost a month now, and my balls are big and blue...

  80. Re:More American Centric crap on Slashdot ... by Stone316 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When will you realize your browsing an American based site? I don't browse British or Chinese portals and complain....

    --
    "Thanks to the remote control I have the attention span of a gerbil."
  81. Ob simpsons by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    "Do you come with the car?"
    "Oh you!"
    "Do you come with the car?"
    "Oh you!"

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    /^[A-Z0-9._%+-]+@[A-Z0-9.-]+\.[A-Z]{2,4}$/i
  82. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by IBeatUpNerds · · Score: 0

    I think that applies to all of shashdot, eh?

  83. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by cvdwl · · Score: 1
    Hmm, I don't seem to have that problem. What sort of sites do you usually surf?

    And yeah, that was a little dodgey for my PC office!

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  84. Re:They need a warning on this Slashdot article .. by inkdesign · · Score: 1

    You know, playboy.com, wetsluts.com, that kind of thing. ;0]

  85. the magic of christmas by torrents · · Score: 1

    somehow i was transported to a site i would never visit, i was looking at products i had no interest in, and i didn't want to leave...

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    Get your torrents...
  86. *drool* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mrs. Claus loves the flip-out screen and built-in keyboard."

    Screw the flip-out screen and built-in keyboard... I want Mrs Claus! (the one in that photo that is)

  87. Why am I not surprised... by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

    ...that there are significantly more replies about the woman than the tech gear? Maybe it's because I'm on a site for nerds...would that have anything to do about it?

  88. Notice the monitors behind Mrs. Claus? by Mark-Allen · · Score: 1

    There are other pictures of her on the two left monitors. Now, what are the chances of finding *all* the other pictures of her at this time?

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    If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the question.
  89. Where do you work? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    In a convent?

    Al Quaeda HQ?

    The Whitehouse?

    Honestly. Where in the civilized world do you work?

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  90. New Scientist's Gift Guide by Gwenna · · Score: 1

    New Scientist (a British science weekly) has a great online gift guide.

    It is primarily suggestions from readers (and a few from the editors), so it's probably a lot more honest. Many of the items are only available in England, but many are available in the US or worldwide.

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    More sugar!
  91. The holidays just ended! by MMHere · · Score: 1
    With the holidays just around the corner,

    What do you mean just around the corner? Ramadan just ended!

  92. I got myself a Saitek Gamers Keyboard... by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Not so much for its gaming capacity, but because it's a damnned good (and sturdy) keyboard.

    After seeing it, now my mom wants one, I'll give you one guess on what my Xmas gift will be.

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    Just because you can mod me down, doesn't mean you're right. Shoes for industry!
  93. Tom's Hardware... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, no-one has made anything of the "hard" in hardware? Shame on you!