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  1. I can see it now on Google Suggest · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It looks like you are searching for lesbian porn, would you like some help with that?"

    "It looks like you are searching for lesbian porn again, do you remember what I showed you last time?"

    "I know, I know, Lesbian porn,and can you rate these pages so I can update my page index?"

    "Hello freak, try these"

  2. how do you deal with your kids' computer use? on Too Many Computers Hurt Learning · · Score: 1

    If I find my kid trying to snort a computer or worse, mainline one its military school.

  3. Re:Privacy Invasion! on Robotic Science Network Watches Our Oceans · · Score: 1

    yes you can and you dont have to wait, sound travels faster in water

  4. Re:The differences could prove interesting... on Sun Submits New License for Open Source Approval · · Score: 1

    I think the license will be quite similar to IBM's Common Public License which is proving quite popular (think Eclipse).

  5. Re:A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son? on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: 1

    A younger disciple, like, maybe, his son?

    I'm thinking a new but similar character, maybe called District of Columbia Smith, or Disty to his friends. In a similar vein instead of carrying a bull whip he would have an SM fetish and carry a cat o' 9 tails and trade in the hat for a gimp mask. There was lots of imprisoning and tying up in the earlier movies so the whole bondage SM theme would fit quite well as Distry stumbles from cage to dungeon scene in a haphazard, action filled yet amusing manner in search of Tutenkamun's golden prince albert.

  6. Re:62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts. on Harrison Ford Confirms Indiana Jones IV Production · · Score: 4, Funny

    So we are going to have a 62-year-old man doing Indiana Jones stunts.

    And then he goes home at night and bones a woman 20 years his junior

    Mr. Ford must be one fit senior citizen.

    I for one welcome our new fit geriatric, younger woman shagging, stunt performing, actor overlords

  7. Steve Fosset on GlobalFlyer Aims To Go Voyager One Better · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Is also the guy who invented one of George Bushes Internets, although he is not quite a well known as Al Gore who invented the other one.

  8. Re:In Korea... on Things To Do Before You Die · · Score: -1

    I am in the mile high club though! well I didn't check the tv screen or ask the attendant, but I am sure it was a valid endeavour on my part!

    I'm sure it was a valid endeavour on your part but masturbation does not count.

  9. Thats how it starts on Automata On The March · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sept 27 2007 the little drummer boy becomes self aware

  10. Re:Is your Mac OS X Panther running? on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: 3, Funny

    For the love of god, will no one think of the illegitimate little baby iPods!!!

  11. Re:"Agile" works when you're located together... on The Economist Tackles Complexity in IT · · Score: 1

    I think this is one of the least recognised spects of agile techniques, particularly XP. While as first glance they look quite chaotic they actually require a huge amount of discipline and vast amounts of interaction. Obviously this is not an approach that scales well so when the project team reaches double digits as even moderate sized projects frequently do its time to look for alternative. Also its unusual for customers to be in a position to free their staff for the extended periods of time something like XP requires. I am a fan of most aspects of agile methodologies but for bigger projects I think a more traditional engineering approach reaps greater benefits and reduces management complexity.

  12. Re:Is your Mac OS X Panther running? on Running Mac OS X Panther · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heed this advice. My OS X Panther got loose and even though the little slut was only out for one night and next thing you know I have a litter of iPods on my hands.

  13. Fighting Malicious Code? on Malware: Fighting Malicious Code · · Score: 0

    I know kung fu.

  14. Logic failure on Serenity Pushed Back to September · · Score: 0, Troll

    superb but cancelled

    If was superb it would not have been cancelled, and the studio would be only to happy to milk it for revenue. It was cancelled because the majority of people did not think it was superb. Given that we live in majority rule world (for the moment anyway) its more correct to say that it was not a superb show and was unable to generate sufficient viewing figures and/or sufficient advertising revenue to sustain itself, so its probably pretty poor in the eys of most people.

  15. She lucky on BrainPort Allows People To Reclaim Damaged Senses · · Score: 1

    Cheryl Schiltz vividly recalls the morning she became a wobbler

    I have become a wobbler many times, or so I am told, usually after a large intake of Guinness and JD. Unfortunately however I am never able to remember this world turns wobbly point.

  16. We must liberate the US from dial up on Report: Broadband In US Homes Nearly 20 Percent · · Score: 1

    It is an evil regime controlling the population and their access to free information. Good broadband democratic principles will triumph over slow ass dial up access and allow the holding of proper elections in the US.

  17. Re:Tell me again why we are taking this seriously? on Amazon's Best Computer Books of 2004 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Actually excel does qualify as a hacker tool is the most correct sense of the word because it allows people with little or no programming experience to quickly hack together small timesaving data manipulation programs. The no of corporate depts alone I have seen where they all have their own little excel apps to this that and the other is staggering. I hate having to clean up all the data islands but I have to admit excel is great tool for these people.

  18. Re:'LaTeX companion' should definitely be on the l on Amazon's Best Computer Books of 2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm is the formatting of you post testament to its teaching prowess?

  19. Re:Consumer books are hot on Amazon's Best Computer Books of 2004 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus what planet have you been living on. Consumer orientated books have always been 'hot'. Why do you think there are million books in the stores on do xxx with excel, access, word, photoshop. Have you never heard of the XXX for dummies series?

  20. I sense a disturbance in the force on Will Open Source Solaris Kill Linux? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its as if a million gnu/linux geeks suddenly cried out at once.

  21. Re:Draft Copy? on GPL Revision Coming Soon · · Score: 1

    The fact that its not even drafted yet is probably why you cant see it.

  22. Go for it on India Debating Manned Space Flight · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There a few imbalances in the world that need to be sorted out and space is one of them. The more the merrier.

  23. Just to play devils advocate on Open Source Biology Initiative · · Score: 1

    You are talking about an industry which has been screaming along with break throughs in recent times. So what barriers to innovation are you talking about exactly? Any concrete examples or is this just a whiny "I want to play with their toys"?

    Some companies spend a fortune researching this stuff and pay some of the smartest people on a planet a shed load of money to do it. What entitles you to the fruit of their labour free of charge?

    Without the backing of sophisticated equipment and experience these organisations enjoy, what exactly do you think you can contribute?

    The world health situation could more immediately and substantially be improved if food was free and equitably distributed. Why not campaign for this instead or are you concerned that farmers will too readily introduce you to their shotguns if you suggest giving their produce away?

  24. Looks well cool on Soviet Space Battle Station Images Published · · Score: 1

    But I am just wondering how much of it actually was developed to anywhere near a working state. The vehicle that crashed was only a mock up so I am thinking this may have just been a bit of sabre rattling by thr Russians in the direction of the US.

  25. Great term on Soviet Space Battle Station Images Published · · Score: 1, Funny

    From now on anyone anyone complaining about an application crashing will be totally ignored. Our systems are way too sophisticated and cultured to do anything less than de-orbit, and even if they did decide to de-orbit it would be from nothing less than a very great height indeed.