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  1. Re:Interesting, but... on Smart Bricks to Monitor Buildings of the Future · · Score: 4, Funny

    If the brick says the buildings about to fall, what can the owners do?

    Get on the phone to their brokers and triple their insurance policy

  2. Re:Liquid water, and hence, life. on Lockheed Martin to Build Nuclear Powered Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    Only if you define life as a red herring

  3. Re:Forget high deployment costs! on Is 3G Irrelevant? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Typical that an Alabama halamtandra is complaining about the Blackberries. I bet if they were Whiteberries it would be a whole different story

  4. scary stuff on Port Mozilla, Collect $3696 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Working very hard on the soon to be released AmiZilla Mascot, she is very sexy

    I'm almost temped to donate 10K to see just what sort of wild bender someone who finds a green lizard sexy would actually go on.

  5. Bastards on RIAA Grabs Student's Life's Savings · · Score: -1, Troll

    You mean they took his entire pr0n collection !!

  6. Re:Methodolgies on Mars Failures: Bad luck or Bad Programs? · · Score: 1

    Its pretty common knowledge that NASA invest a lot of time and effort in testing. If I remember correctly they have their own language and everything must run without a single glitch on their simulators for hundreds of hours before its is accepted.

    XP is a methodology more suited to commercial environments, particularly web based where the requiremens are often in a state of flux. I would not expect to see NASA telling their coders twice a week that mission requirents have changed and they now need X instead of Y. I dont really see how XP would be particularly beneficial in a stable engineering environment.

    Although, despite what you say about domain experts I think a pair programming team of a coder and domain expert would work well. Most of the software problems dont seem to be something breaking but rather someone making a faulty assumption. A domain expert on hand might help cut these down (of course there is the flip side that because space exploration is still pretty new the domain expert is likely to make faulty assumptions)

  7. Re:Does the clock speed matter that much? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1, Troll

    How do know this difference was not due to OSX being faster then linux ?

  8. Re:FUD! on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They dont actually have to prove anything to the Linux community. They just have to convince a judge that the similarities in question do indeed represent a breach of contract for which IBM are liable.

  9. What a name on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Jon âoeMaddogâ Hall, executive director of Linux International (Nashua, N.H.), a Linux advocacy organization. âoeOr did the code that's in SCO Unix come from a third source? Show me the facts,â he said.

    Quick show him the facts before he starts chasing parked cars

  10. Well then on SCO Shows 80 Lines of Evidence? · · Score: 2, Funny

    80 Lines out of 10's of thousands. Thats it, looks like IBM are fucked

  11. Re:And for the Linux pessimists... on UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Have you ever tried to debug some random piece of crap VB dll or vbscript

    Yes I have and its very easy, even when the VB is being called from MSVC its a doddle to debug. If you find debugging VB hard you really need to get out of development and find alternative employment, I suggest McDonalds along with thr rest of the failed dot commers

    COM is really just a horrible hack to make people think there is a C++ abi on Windows

    Of course it is because we all know that its impossible to write interoperable components in anything other than C++.

    Every api seems to have from 9 to 35 arguments. Nobody knows what they are for... its a cut and paste job from MSDN

    Total bullshit. Try reading while your are cutting, it might expand your mind a bit. Not everyone finds coding as difficult as you seem to.

    The next thing you know you are expected to work out what a fucking idiot has created

    Ahh I see now. You are totally clueless so its the fault of the user then.You will go a long way with that attitude .

  12. I demand to know on UK Councils May Dump Windows For Linux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What has happened to Linux zealotry on /. The actual article title clearly and totally ignores the fact these councils are only doing feasability studies, not actually switching.

    UK councils dump Windows for Linux
    Most bizaarly then the /. header actually notes this fact that these councils may switch to Linux. What happed to the good old days when /. would report them as having already switched with lots of interesting anecdotes about how shit Windows is and how brilliant Linux is.

    I just dont know what the world is coming to

  13. Re:Competition is good on NASA Launching Two Mars Rovers in June · · Score: 1

    I agree with your point but with the away things are at the moment how long will it be before the European Space efforts become a 'threat' to US national security or some such nonsense and we all find ourselves in totally bizaar situation.

  14. Am I on NASA Launching Two Mars Rovers in June · · Score: 1

    The only person who thinks this is a terrible thing to do to a couple of doggies. poor things. Just give them a smack and lock them outside for a couple of hours, theres just no need to send them into space.

  15. I dunno on Steal This Idea · · Score: 1

    Roughly half the book is devoted to the negative effects of patents on scientific research Kind of hard to justify this sort of claim when you consider how much we have advanced in the last 70-80 years. It might not be a perfect process but it does seem to work.

  16. Re:Haven't we heard this all before? on Future Army Battle Uniforms - Wired, Lethal · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of this stuff is not really intended for the benefit of the soldier, its for their commanders. The trend is towards fewer more sohisticated soldiers which their commanders can micromanage on the battle field with a lot of this technology to utilise resources as fully as possible.

  17. In other news on Future Army Battle Uniforms - Wired, Lethal · · Score: 1

    The US military today announced that due to space requirements for all the gadgets on the new battle dress in future all recruits must be at least 7 feet tall and comfortable wearing fatigues that weigh 150lbs

  18. As a pirate on BSA Creates Piracy Statistics · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to apologise for the heinous crime of software copying. I promise to mend my ways and return to a good pirate lifestyle of murder, rape and pilage on the high seas

  19. Re:Good news on Rescue Mission For European Space Industry · · Score: 1

    I say this as a US citizen BTW.

    Not any more. We here at the dept of homeland security would like to inform you you have 24hrs to relocate your self to camp delta. You are now classifed as an enemy combatant after your unpatriotic remarks on /.

  20. Re:Heavy lifters on Rescue Mission For European Space Industry · · Score: 1

    Think death star. What sort of self respectng megalomanic would attempt to conquer the universe with independent launch vehicles

  21. More than just a complete reference to CUPS on CUPS - Common Unix Printing System · · Score: 5, Funny

    It has all the low down on saucers as well

  22. Re:Resting on IBM Says SEC Probing Its Accounting · · Score: 1

    Good shout. Its a pity a lot of people here wont get that.

  23. Dammit !! on FTC Moves up "Do Not Call" List Registration · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I told you not to show me this article

  24. Re:Hmmmm... on Star Wars Episode III: Behind the Scenes Webcam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think this is a very very clever way of generating even more revenue from a movie, not to mention getting the cash up front to offset production costs.

    I would imagine we can expect to see a lot more of this shortly on different movie sets. The sad fact is that a lot of people are prepared to pay for it to get a look at their 'heroes' and what happens on the set.

    It will ony be a question of time before the 'acting' extends to the web cam and we can have staged scenes to generate interest in the movie so that the actual production becomes a soap opera in itself.

  25. Re:Yikes! Spell check on isle four... on 1.5GB HDs On a 1" Platter · · Score: 1, Funny

    OMG am I in another dimension?? You actually read the article and are apologising for spelling errors. This cant be the Slashdot I know.... my god its true it is a multiverse.