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News+For+Turds's activity in the archive.

Stories: 0
Comments: 456
First seen: 2002-05-21
Last seen: 2008-02-21
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Comments · 456

MOD PARENT UP!!!!! on Amateur Rocket Launch a Failure; NASA Debuts Shuttle-cam · 2002-09-27 10:00 · Score: -1

homo
MOD PARENT UP!!!!! on Slashback: BBC, Crypto, Dummies [updated] · 2002-09-26 12:30 · Score: -1

I Agree With This P0st3Z
Re:H to the mutha phukken izzo on Apple Releases Rendezvous As Open Source · 2002-09-25 13:33 · Score: -1

Right here.
Just ignore the comment about the Rams. hehehe.
H to the mutha phukken izzo on Apple Releases Rendezvous As Open Source · 2002-09-25 11:11 · Score: -1

homo
H to the mutha phukken izzo on Lego Addictions · 2002-09-24 08:55 · Score: -1

News 4 Turds is back in the mutha phukken hizzouse!
free hat
Re:Capturing it... on Firefly Premieres Tonight · 2002-09-20 10:11 · Score: -1

Manham
Free Hat
Hey, Katz! on A Universal Roaming Profile? · 2002-09-19 10:48 · Score: -1

Hi Katz! Glad to see you're coming out of the closet finally.
free hat
MOD PARENT UP!!!!! on New York Times Staff Editorial Promoting Linux · 2002-09-18 13:15 · Score: -1

I Agree With This Post!
free hat
u r teh sux on More on Bayesian Spam Filtering · 2002-09-17 09:05 · Score: -1

Where teh fuck has your site been?
MOD PARENT UP!!!!! on More on Bayesian Spam Filtering · 2002-09-17 08:54 · Score: -1

I Agree With This Post
FREE HAT! on iSCSI Moves Toward Standard · 2002-09-06 01:56 · Score: -1

free hat plz k thx
FREE HAT! on New Small Form Factor PC Reviewed · 2002-09-06 00:13 · Score: -1

free hat plz k thx
I'm still here on Anti-Spam Site Accused of Spamming, Fixes Error · 2002-09-04 13:17 · Score: -1

News For Turds in da mutha phukken hiZZouse, biZZnitch!
FREE HAT! on The Bulova Accutron · 2002-08-03 10:06 · Score: -1

free hat plz k thx
FREE HAT! on OpenGL 1.4 Spec Finalized · 2002-07-17 02:57 · Score: -1

free hat plz k thx
H to the Izzo on Microsoft vs. Apple's "Thunder" · 2002-07-15 05:41 · Score: -1

Just want to say hi to everyone. I'm IP banned, but I should be back in the crap soon.
MOD PARENT UP! on The Chronoliths · 2002-07-12 03:36 · Score: -1

I Agree With This p0st!
lol u r teh WROGN! on The Chronoliths · 2002-07-12 03:33 · Score: -1

suck it
suck it on The Chronoliths · 2002-07-12 03:30 · Score: -1

Prop3Z to Bahx, Fucky, l0rd, and teh rest of the CLIT
Re:i m teh sux on Coble-Berman Bill Would Restrict Fair Use · 2002-07-12 03:03 · Score: -1

Thank you for your kind words. It almost makes me forget about how much canadians, hippies, ACs, and Katz all piss me off.
Welcome to the crap! on Coble-Berman Bill Would Restrict Fair Use · 2002-07-12 02:56 · Score: -1

"The Shithole", by News For Turds
Sung to the tune of "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World.
Enjoy!
Hey, don't write that comment yet.
It's only on Slashdot you feel left out,
And looked down on.
Just troll your best.
Troll everything you can.
It doesn't matter if it's good enough,
For some A C.
Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

Hey, you know they're all the same.
You know you're doing better while logged in,
So don't A C.
Troll right now.
And just be an ass.
And don't you worry what the moderators
Are gonna say.
Just join the CLIT
(little troll you're in the shithole)
Fill the page with shit
(everything everything)
Goatse will do the trick
(everything everything)
Crapflood will do the trick

(guitar solo)
(repeat first verse)
(repeat chorus)
i m teh sux on Coble-Berman Bill Would Restrict Fair Use · 2002-07-12 02:50 · Score: -1

I just can't compete with our great l0rd
i m teh sux on Coble-Berman Bill Would Restrict Fair Use · 2002-07-12 02:41 · Score: -1

I stand corrected. At least I didn't get beat by a smelly AC, though. Mad prop3Z dude

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suck it on Coble-Berman Bill Would Restrict Fair Use · 2002-07-12 02:39 · Score: -1

Another one for the CLIT! w00t! PropZ to Bahx!
You must be a Chiefs fan on AT&T Concerned About H2K2 · 2002-07-12 02:06 · Score: -1

You sure act like one.