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  1. focus.msn.de on Mario Monti Fines Microsoft 100 Million? · · Score: 1
    How odd that this story should be on a site co-hosted by MSN...

    Anyway, Focus is rubbish, Der Spiegel is the only german weekly worth reading.

  2. Re:$7? were they out of their minds? on Disney's Disposable DVDs Deemed Duds · · Score: 2, Insightful
    i thought self-destructing discs were supposed to be cheaper than normal rentals because you wouldn't need the return/inventory system. were they more expensive to make, or were they just out of their minds?

    And CDs were meant to be cheaper than LPs...

    Production costs have very little to do with retail price. It's about how much the consumer is willing to pay.

  3. Re:Excellent. on IETF Approves XMPP Core as Proposed Standard · · Score: 1
    Er, how do you pronounce that again?

    Zumpster, as in Gazumping? Trade you a 3-bedroom semi for 1000Gb of pr0n...

  4. Re:you mean.... on Bad Spelling Pays on eBay · · Score: 1
    After burning the thighs of some users they are now referred to as notebook computers.

    Not to forget the guy who burnt his genitalia...

  5. Re:nominated for ...... on Return of the King Leads Oscar Nominations · · Score: 4, Funny
    most wooden delivery of lines.

    shurely the matrix reloaded wins that one hands down?

  6. Re:Bandwagon on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 1
    [waits for mod points]

    [gets modded redundant]

    [???]

    [no profit for you!]

  7. Re:Who's at fault here, really? on Another English/Metric "Spacecraft" Problem · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Hey, I like the metric system. I really do. But sticking to the english system has never caused an aircraft to run out of fuel at altitude, a roller coaster to break, or a spacecraft to crash. The zeal to enforce metric conversion, however, has caused all of those things.

    Hey, I like the imperial/english/mediaeval/whatever system. I really do. But sticking to the metric system has never caused an aircraft to run out of fuel at altitude, a roller coaster to break, or a spacecraft to crash. The zeal to make specifications understandable to people who think in terms of the size of kings' thumbs and the area of land that can be ploughed by an ox in a morning, however, has caused all of those things.

    The simplest argument in favour of the metric system is that it's base-10... (or base-10^3 if you want to be picky...) Of course once all our civilisation is outsourced to India and China I guess we'd better get used to counting in 10^4 or 10^5... (wans and lakhs)

  8. Re:Bullets? on UK Testing Wireless Broadband Via Airship · · Score: 1
    I doubt anyone will be shooting at it with bullets.

    At 12 miles altitude, that would have to be a big gun to hit it with bullets.

    Better get one of these.

  9. Re:Blimps? on UK Testing Wireless Broadband Via Airship · · Score: 1
    Will they sell advertising painted on the sides of the airships?

    Not painted, displayed on a huge screen mounted to the side, so the ads can be rotated/animated.

    Just wait until someone hacks it and replaces it with goatse....

  10. Re:ESR is a very, very subtle JOKE!!!!! on The Dirt On Mars, In Words And Pictures · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    actually, i've noticed you on his "freaks" list, so i guess you'd figured it out by now.

    The red dot makes his posts easier to find :)
    I actually started out being superbly annoyed by all this crap, I've only recently seen the funny side of it.

    i was wondering if maybe it was actually Rob or somebody blowing off steam and having fun.

    I did notice that i was modded overrated seconds after posting, so . . .

    Yup, me too, the only other times I get modded down that quickly is when I take the piss out of Americans ;)

    either it's so clear to everyone by now that even a casual person with mod points thought i was simply stating the obvious OR an editor bumped me so i wouldn't screw up the game.

    I don't know which is scarier, that you could be right or that all the "great post! mod parent up!" people are for real.

  11. Re:ESR is a very, very subtle JOKE!!!!! on The Dirt On Mars, In Words And Pictures · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It's an interesting social experiment, in the same way that posters who give the impression of being female always get modded up whatever they say. But I suspect the game is up by now.

  12. Re:Maestro update! on The Dirt On Mars, In Words And Pictures · · Score: 1
    According to the news this would prove that life was once possible there. My questions is... what does that do for us?

    Where do you think fossil fuels come from? There's oil in them thar hills!

  13. Preemptive Obedience on Currency Detection Discovered in More Products · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The Germans have a phrase for this sort of thing - "Preemptive Obedience". Question is, who are they obeying, and why? Colour photocopiers have been around for ages and photocopies of banknotes haven't been a huge problem so far. So what's new?

    Maybe this is another example of the kind of initiative that bureaucrats dream up all the time and usual get binned immediately, but are nowadays somehow seeing the light of day due to some "homeland security" paranoia. Like telling airline customers not to queue for the toilets in planes or whatever.

  14. Re:indemnity? on Red Hat's Open Source Assurance Program · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Red Hat doesn't have enough of a track record for their promise to protect me to mean too much to me.

    Exactly, and this is why this may do as much harm as good. Think about it in the context of RH trying to show people that "yes, we're a serious software company, not a bunch of GNU/hippies".

    Obviously they have to offer something to counter the FUD, if they want people to buy their products. The only question is, will it backfire, as their "something" doesn't cut it? Will it cause potential clients to go "oh look, it's not even a real warranty - they're not a real company after all, let's buy from a real vendor"?

  15. "if we're caught, we won't do it again" on Red Hat's Open Source Assurance Program · · Score: 5, Funny
    but rather is simply promising to fix any real copyright problems moving forward, which is something I think we would assume they would do in any case.

    So, they are promising, in case they are slapped with a cease-and-desist order, to cease and desist. Whatever next?

  16. Re:2003 Grand Champion of Vaporwar is.... on 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1
    2. It's not funny. It's actually a rather tired and obvious joke.

    Entirely unlike Duke Nukem Forever, then...

  17. Re:Press release is kind of funny... on News from Mars · · Score: -1, Troll
    Why does every clipping have to mention how they are doing it "better" than Americans are.....

    Because if we keep at it, one day you might even be able to find Europe on a map...

  18. euro != uk on News from Mars · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I thank those noble European eyes that were sacrificed in order to make this European mission Euro-possible.

    It's ironic. By so blatantly highlighting the Euro-ticity of this mission, they sound very American.

    I think you're missing the point. I think it's a dig at the UK, who hogged all the publicity with the (UK-built) Beagle lander, which then turned out to be a turkey. This is them pointing out that the rest of the mission, designed on the "continent", works just fine.

    Remember that, especially in the UK, the "opposite" of european isn't american, it's british. "Fog in channel, continent cut off" and all that.

  19. Re:Silly! People! on Yahoo! Research Labs · · Score: 1
    wHat aBout eBay and aPple?

    yAhoo!

    although that sounds like someone sneezing.

  20. Re:ECC is hard to crack on Crack the Code and Win a Million Bucks · · Score: 1
  21. Re:Secret Service on FBI Conducts Raids Over Half-Life 2 Source Theft · · Score: 5, Funny
    Since 1984...

    Oh, the irony...

  22. (OT: moderation weirdness, testing) on Mars Express 3D Image Released · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Starting Score: 1 point
    Moderation -1
    100% Overrated
    Total Score: 0

    Oooh look, somebody likes me. Editor at work? I wonder what this post will come out as?

  23. Re:Certainly the earth has been better mapped on Mars Express 3D Image Released · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I am pretty sure that many top secret government organizations have mapped the earth at a better resolution than 10 meters.

    Maybe, but there's no construction activity on mars, precious little erosion (wind only, no water) and (I think?) no continental drift. Any map of earth gets out of date pretty quickly.

  24. Re:News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters on Can P2P Filter Copyrighted Content? · · Score: 4, Funny
    This deserves it's own story under YRO.

    Your Rectum Online?

  25. Re:Disyllabic Reduction on Why Such Unimaginative Nomenclature? · · Score: 1
    This has been going on in Japan for quite a while. Instead of acronyms, you have words made out of initial syllables -- pokemon being a fairly popular recent example.

    Because Japanese uses a syllabic "alphabet", that makes a lot more sense than using initial letters .

    Interestingly a similar approach is quite common in German, especially for brand names (e.g. adidas = "Adi Dassler", hanuta = "Haselnusstafel", etc...)