Good idea. If you let him throw the chair fast enough towards the edge of a black hole, it might warp back in time and hit a founding member of Google.
Huh? I'm chinese and I certainly bathe on the first day of chinese new year. The French are known to not bathe after two days or more on a regular basis--change that.
And yes, chinese culture does include many concepts of morality, it just so happens that the rules dictated by the corrupt chinese *government* distorts these values. For example, true independent unions are outlawed in China, thus allowing business managers to shaft those sweatshop workers sewing Walmart jumpers for thirtysomething cents and hour. Workers could revolt back in the day, but with the nearest PLA regiment ready to knock down a picket line and a state controlled press to vilify them, protesting for better wages is not exactly a great way to obtain them. Again, a lot of China's (current) "moral" problems are due to the government rather than the culture.
Did anyone else first read the title as "Another Baleeted Microsoft Memo"? :/
Claim 5: ???
Claim 6: Profit!
Microsoft Remediated Computer Language: Extensible Asynchronous Nullifier :)
Good idea. If you let him throw the chair fast enough towards the edge of a black hole, it might warp back in time and hit a founding member of Google.
Huh? I'm chinese and I certainly bathe on the first day of chinese new year. The French are known to not bathe after two days or more on a regular basis--change that.
And yes, chinese culture does include many concepts of morality, it just so happens that the rules dictated by the corrupt chinese *government* distorts these values. For example, true independent unions are outlawed in China, thus allowing business managers to shaft those sweatshop workers sewing Walmart jumpers for thirtysomething cents and hour. Workers could revolt back in the day, but with the nearest PLA regiment ready to knock down a picket line and a state controlled press to vilify them, protesting for better wages is not exactly a great way to obtain them. Again, a lot of China's (current) "moral" problems are due to the government rather than the culture.
Don't forget the Type-R sticker. :)
What is Ruby on Rails?
:)
Sounds like some sort of new sex position.
You sir, need a girlfriend.
# keeping my hot tub set at 101 degrees or less
:O
# never setting the thermostat higher than 78 in the winter, or less than 72 in the summer
Celcius.
Somewhere in Redmond, someone was heard saying:
"Chairvelopers, chairvelopers, chairvelopers, chairvelopers! LET'S FUCKING BURY SONY!"
You sir, have not seen Ringo Lam's Full Contact or John Woo's Hard-Boiled.
I'm at 4 mbit/sec and my pipe is maxed out. Hot damn!
:)
That's what she said.
Yea, I'd like to build one but I'm not sure what I'd use it for. Does that mean I'm a geek?
:)
Doesn't matter. Just slap a "Type-R" sticker on it and you'll have the world's largest artifically inflated e-penis.
I'd watch out for those flying chairs first. :)
lay down with whores...
:)
wake up with AIDS
Shocking, isn't it? :)
Unfortuately its a bloody ActiveX plugin with the Gecko engine in, and its huge!
:P
That's what she said....
Ha, ditto that homie. :)
or "Exploder" by Audioslave. :)
boring. find something better to do with your time, like killing yourself while using BSD. 'Cause its dying, yo!
S is for shotgun, to make marketers distress; oh shotgun shotgun shotgun starts with S.
No, the real question is: will it run on a P-P-P-P-P-P-Powerbook?
Ahh, stupid 90's commercials. Burn! Burn!
Especially if your Morrowind character happens to look like a giant penis. You could use some fresh pickup lines like:
;)
"Hey baby, check out my Lvl 65 Phallus Mage. He's always got his armor on."
You'd risk looking like a geektastic manwhore, but hey...
c=crap (except for some Intel P4s)
LE=Lame Edition
MX=Mega eXcrement
SE=Shit Edition
They're like a horde of PMS'ing ex-wives. Gotta avoid 'em all!