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  1. Never stay up past 11:35am on Another Belated Microsoft Memo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anyone else first read the title as "Another Baleeted Microsoft Memo"? :/

  2. Re:Can't forget... on USPTO Issues Provisional Storyline Patent · · Score: 1

    Claim 5: ???

    Claim 6: Profit!

  3. Re:Or on Ajax Is the Buzz of Silicon Valley · · Score: 1

    Microsoft Remediated Computer Language: Extensible Asynchronous Nullifier :)

  4. Re:Next on the to do list: on IBM Slows the Speed of Light · · Score: 1

    Good idea. If you let him throw the chair fast enough towards the edge of a black hole, it might warp back in time and hit a founding member of Google.

  5. Re:Having been to China... on BitTorrent User Guilty Of Piracy · · Score: 1

    Huh? I'm chinese and I certainly bathe on the first day of chinese new year. The French are known to not bathe after two days or more on a regular basis--change that.

    And yes, chinese culture does include many concepts of morality, it just so happens that the rules dictated by the corrupt chinese *government* distorts these values. For example, true independent unions are outlawed in China, thus allowing business managers to shaft those sweatshop workers sewing Walmart jumpers for thirtysomething cents and hour. Workers could revolt back in the day, but with the nearest PLA regiment ready to knock down a picket line and a state controlled press to vilify them, protesting for better wages is not exactly a great way to obtain them. Again, a lot of China's (current) "moral" problems are due to the government rather than the culture.

  6. Re:What about the stickers and the exhaust tip? on Honda Fuel Cell Concept with Home H2 Refueling · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the Type-R sticker. :)

  7. What is it? on What is Ruby on Rails? · · Score: 1

    What is Ruby on Rails?

    Sounds like some sort of new sex position. :)

  8. Re:Love is bullshit on Deciphering the Brain's Love Map · · Score: 1

    You sir, need a girlfriend.

  9. Re:I'm starting to believe. on 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record · · Score: 1

    # keeping my hot tub set at 101 degrees or less
    # never setting the thermostat higher than 78 in the winter, or less than 72 in the summer


    Celcius. :O

  10. Re:Yelled? on Why Microsoft Hates Blu-ray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Somewhere in Redmond, someone was heard saying:

    "Chairvelopers, chairvelopers, chairvelopers, chairvelopers! LET'S FUCKING BURY SONY!"

  11. Re:newbie on China To Develop Its Own DVD Format · · Score: 1

    You sir, have not seen Ringo Lam's Full Contact or John Woo's Hard-Boiled.

  12. Re:Son of a bitch! on Outspoken Group Releases Album as Free Download · · Score: 1

    I'm at 4 mbit/sec and my pipe is maxed out. Hot damn!

    That's what she said. :)

  13. Re:Geek on High-Performance Linux Clustering · · Score: 1

    Yea, I'd like to build one but I'm not sure what I'd use it for. Does that mean I'm a geek?

    Doesn't matter. Just slap a "Type-R" sticker on it and you'll have the world's largest artifically inflated e-penis. :)

  14. Re:mini-microsoft on Mini-Microsoft Shakes Things Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd watch out for those flying chairs first. :)

  15. Re:more like on Mono Blocked from MS Conference · · Score: 1

    lay down with whores...

    wake up with AIDS :)

  16. Re:zaaaaap on Statically Charged Man Ignites Office · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shocking, isn't it? :)

  17. Re:Maxthon ain't half bad... on Plugin Lets Users Turn IE into Firefox · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortuately its a bloody ActiveX plugin with the Gecko engine in, and its huge!

    That's what she said.... :P

  18. Re:Geopolitics of the next 100 years on The Invasion of The Chinese Cyberspies · · Score: 1

    Ha, ditto that homie. :)

  19. Re:Just hope.... on Musical Wings Reduce Aircraft Stall Risk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or "Exploder" by Audioslave. :)

  20. Re:Intriguing weblog usage? on Rise of the Professional Blogger · · Score: 1

    boring. find something better to do with your time, like killing yourself while using BSD. 'Cause its dying, yo!

  21. Re:mmmm...marketers.... on Marketers Back "Cookies Are Good For You" Campaign · · Score: 1

    S is for shotgun, to make marketers distress; oh shotgun shotgun shotgun starts with S.

  22. Re:Who Has The Torrent? on Mac OS X 10.4 Tiger for x86 Leaked? · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, the real question is: will it run on a P-P-P-P-P-P-Powerbook?

  23. Re:All I have to say is on ATi's Multi-GPU CrossFire Graphics Card Unveiled · · Score: 1

    Ahh, stupid 90's commercials. Burn! Burn!

  24. Re:Yes on Chuck E. Cheese 2.0 · · Score: 1

    Especially if your Morrowind character happens to look like a giant penis. You could use some fresh pickup lines like:

    "Hey baby, check out my Lvl 65 Phallus Mage. He's always got his armor on." ;)

    You'd risk looking like a geektastic manwhore, but hey...

  25. Re:interesting on Indian Company Shows Off Sub-$200 Laptop · · Score: 1

    c=crap (except for some Intel P4s)
    LE=Lame Edition
    MX=Mega eXcrement
    SE=Shit Edition

    They're like a horde of PMS'ing ex-wives. Gotta avoid 'em all!