I have this game. While it was built on the Simcopter engine, the stability was absolute shit. I couldn't play that game for more than 30 minutes without having it hang or crash. Plus, the highways weren't raised from the ground unlike their counterparts in Simcity 2000. Waste of money, but I hope Maxis tries again with better results.
"Al, why haven't I leaped yet?" "Ziggy says--DEADBEEF?" "Great, does that mean I can leap now?" "Umm...nope." "Wait--did you install Windows on Ziggy again?" "Umm...yes. Sorry Al." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
And then have their hair turn platinum blonde after they go Super Ninja Lawyer Level 4 after another patent corp decides to sue them. Then they shall embark on a constipation grunt fest to charge their huge balls of court orders that will last as long as it takes to resolve a case in the American legal system!
Exactly! The sun is undoubtedly using weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION. I propose we build a multi-trillion dollar artificial planet made almost entirely of steel and scedule regular attacks at the sun's surface with multi-billion dollar space fighters. This planet of steel shall be called: The Death Star.
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Given China's stubborn stance towards royalty payments to foreign companies and lack of control over the design standards, I'm not surprised that they walked out of the meeting.
Town Mayor: What happen? Civil Servant: Our team just lost us the game! Secretary: We get phone call. Mayor: What! Secratary: Main line turn on! RoboFan: What the hell, gentleman!! RoboFan: All your town are belong to us. RoboFan: You are on the way to roboblivion. Mayor: What you say!! RoboFan: You have no chance to survive make your time. RoboFan: Ha Ha Ha Ha... Mayor: Take off every Electromagnet! Mayor: You know what you doing. Mayor: Move 'Electromagnet'. Mayor: For great justice.
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In any case, lets just hope future drunk robo-fans arent controlled by skynet.:-P
Darth Haberstroh: Jay, I am...not your father. Jay Stuler: Wait, so who is? Darth Haberstroh: Ummm...must be one of those old fogies I sold Viagra to. Jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*smash*? If these billboards become popular, I'd rather do it this way:
"PUNCH ME AND WIN AN iPOD!"
*chhk chhk*
*KABAM*
*chhk chhk*
"500,000 FRAGS LEFT"
"Goddamnit..."
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I have this game. While it was built on the Simcopter engine, the stability was absolute shit. I couldn't play that game for more than 30 minutes without having it hang or crash. Plus, the highways weren't raised from the ground unlike their counterparts in Simcity 2000. Waste of money, but I hope Maxis tries again with better results.
Why don't they just give them all t-shirts they have to wear instead?
You mean the ones that say: "I was convicted of rape in '89 and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!" ?
Which was subsequently sued by a previously unknown P2P mascot/advocate, Copy Knight.
I patented it first!
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(Sorry, couldn't resist the pun.)
because the flames will go out
Set it loose in Redmond, where it will give that town some true meaning its name. =P
With a water-rifle full of blue paint... How many Windows in Redmond can *you* blue-screen ;)
:)
No no no, use a water-rifle full of napalm instead. There's a reason why it's called REDmond.
"Al, why haven't I leaped yet?"
"Ziggy says--DEADBEEF?"
"Great, does that mean I can leap now?"
"Umm...nope."
"Wait--did you install Windows on Ziggy again?"
"Umm...yes. Sorry Al."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Ellen: Um, honey...I have something to like, tell you. My pregnancy test was like beeep beep beep beep beep...um, yeah. Its like, a bummer.
Dell Dude: Dude, you're getting an abortion!
And then have their hair turn platinum blonde after they go Super Ninja Lawyer Level 4 after another patent corp decides to sue them. Then they shall embark on a constipation grunt fest to charge their huge balls of court orders that will last as long as it takes to resolve a case in the American legal system!
Exactly! The sun is undoubtedly using weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION. I propose we build a multi-trillion dollar artificial planet made almost entirely of steel and scedule regular attacks at the sun's surface with multi-billion dollar space fighters. This planet of steel shall be called:
The Death Star.
Hate to sound uninformed, but what is their beef with SFX magazine?
Howbout a hardchime from a wind-drive? ;)
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Not only that, but the Chinese government has shown much resistance against products or standards that are patented by foreign companies in the past. (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/11/20/china_unv eils_dvd_killer_video/
Given China's stubborn stance towards royalty payments to foreign companies and lack of control over the design standards, I'm not surprised that they walked out of the meeting.
Synthetic insulin?t ml
http://www.huaren.org/contributions/wangyinglai.h
No, I mean original inventions that were later improvised by the West that once used industrial espionage to obtain one of these inventions themselves.h tml
http://http//www.silk-road.com/artl/silkhistory.s
A lot of inventions.t ml
http://www.inventions.org/culture/asian/chinese.h
No, he'd do the splits and shadow-punch you in the crotch.
No, but this is: http://img101.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img101&image=titan ssecret2yd.gif :-P
[80sballmer]EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!![/80sballmer]
:/
anti-lameness filter etc...
All robo-fans had too much motor oil to drink...
:-P
And the World Cup was beginning.
Town Mayor: What happen?
Civil Servant: Our team just lost us the game!
Secretary: We get phone call.
Mayor: What!
Secratary: Main line turn on!
RoboFan: What the hell, gentleman!!
RoboFan: All your town are belong to us.
RoboFan: You are on the way to roboblivion.
Mayor: What you say!!
RoboFan: You have no chance to survive make your time.
RoboFan: Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Mayor: Take off every Electromagnet!
Mayor: You know what you doing.
Mayor: Move 'Electromagnet'.
Mayor: For great justice.
---
In any case, lets just hope future drunk robo-fans arent controlled by skynet.
Darth Haberstroh: Jay, I am...not your father.
Jay Stuler: Wait, so who is?
Darth Haberstroh: Ummm...must be one of those old fogies I sold Viagra to.
Jay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Visit www.bugmenot.com or install the firefox extension.
*smash*? If these billboards become popular, I'd rather do it this way: "PUNCH ME AND WIN AN iPOD!" *chhk chhk* *KABAM* *chhk chhk* "500,000 FRAGS LEFT" "Goddamnit..."