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2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record

Nilmat writes "A Washington Post Article notes that 2005 will probably have the highest mean global temperature of any year since the advent of systematic temperature records. At the moment, the mean temperature is about 0.75 degrees C above the global mean from 1950 to 1990, approximately .04 degrees higher than 1998, the year of the previous record. Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record."

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  1. Massive volcano eruption??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Seeing as how I live 30 miles North of Yellowstone, I'm not rooting for that option.

    1. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Erioll · · Score: 1

      That last line DID seem to be tempting fate...

    2. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by aklix · · Score: 1

      Well I personally am HOPING it will get warmer. It was freezing for the longest time last spring.

    3. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by larvaedesign · · Score: 0

      Maybe people will burst into flames here in Arizona. I could not imagine it being over 122 degrees. Thanks for the report by the way, also, thanks president for ignoring our scientists because he has a "faith". Presidents should put there ideals aside... also they should not be rich billion-ares. yea, just hoping...

    4. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by microwave_EE · · Score: 1

      Ahh, a fellow Bozemanite...or surrounding area ...ite.

      Live not in fear of our Super-Volcano.

      If it goes off, quick shall be the end.

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    5. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. You're flame-bait but the guy who posted misspelled and grammatically challenged anti-Bush rhetoric is insightful. Welcome to /.

    6. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      maybe not a quck end, might very small eruption that *slowly* half-cooks you nearly to death. Feel better?

    7. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by bigman2003 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nothing to worry about here. That temperature change is in CELSIUS...we measure temperature in FARENHEIT, so it won't make a difference in America.

      Thank god we're not in Canadia.

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    8. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      I live in Emigrant, but commute to Bozeman. On the plus side, I'd have one hell of a show from the front window of my home.

    9. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "FARENHEIT"?! Should you admit to being so backwards?

      Damn you colonials and your archaic and inaccurate forms of measurement.

      I'm guessing you still use the deprecated inch as well? Pah!

      Get with the times; the rest of the world is using the 2.0 standards with metres (milli, centi, kilo, mega, etc), celsius, litres and all other manner of advanced and precise measurements.

      On a less than satarical note, how do you possible cope with measuring things in X sixteenths of an inch?!

    10. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your GP is not insightful and you're an idiot.

    11. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a ruler or tape measurer.

    12. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      So, where's this Canadia?

    13. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      Degrees Celcius is not a SI unit, temperature is measured in Kelvin.

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    14. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Narrrr! I gets three rods to the hogshead and thats the ways I likes it!

    15. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      Tsunami's, hurricanes, and now volcanoes?

      And people still say there isn't a God...

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    16. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by tarogue · · Score: 1

      On the bright side, you'll die right away. The rest of us will freeze, starve, and suffer in many unimaginable ways until we die...

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    17. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Wrong.

      One degree Celsius is exactly equal to one degree Kelvin. The only difference is the starting point: 0C is approxiamtely equal to 272K.

    18. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Only if I get a cool black suit and a breating machine.

      "Nooooooo!!!!!"

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    19. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > One degree Celsius is exactly equal to one degree Kelvin.

      Wow. I didn't realize that just above the freezing point of water was the same as just above the freezing point of... everything else!

    20. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > how do you possible cope with measuring things in X sixteenths of an inch?!

      We are smart enough to be able to work with fractions. Whole numbers are not required here, we have evolved past their use.

    21. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      > One degree Celsius is exactly equal to one degree Kelvin.

      First, it's not a degree kelvin, it's just kelvin.

      Second, your only right if you're talking about a temperature difference. If you're talking about temperatures, they are very different. One degree celcius is not the same as one kelvin. Feel free to try it out :).

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    22. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      his point is they are the same incriment, not where you start counting, I think...

    23. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Thanks, for correction.

      English is not my native language :)

    24. Re:Massive volcano eruption??? by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      Cool, felt I should clarify in case there was a conflict beign seen where there was no need.

  2. Let me be the first to say by Kobun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Correlation is not causation.

    1. Re:Let me be the first to say by akzeac · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Correlation is not causation.

      But it's the main requisite.

    2. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why, because an empty logical truism is all you've got as you desperately attempt to deny manmade climate change? Try arguing with the causation in Workweek Causes Climate Change". It's just correlation, right?

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    3. Re:let me be the first to say by eln · · Score: 1

      So you think not having oil anymore would cause 99% of the world's population to die off in a scant 100 years? There may be conflict, and economies would certainly suffer, but to say 99% of the world would die off if we had to live the way we did before we had any real use for oil (and many people in this world still do live essentially like that) is a little extreme.

      I think the Peak Oil guys are a little too alarmist. Yes, oil is likely to rise dramatically in price, which could have numerous nasty effects on the economy and our way of life, but with a slackening of demand caused by price increases, together with the extraction of oil from places it's not currently profitable to do so, the remaining oil should last a lot longer than you think.

    4. Re:Let me be the first to say by Erioll · · Score: 3, Interesting
      How about This Site?

      Some excerpts:
      Myth 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.
      Fact: Accurate satellite, balloon and mountain top observations made over the last three decades have not shown any significant change in the long term rate of increase in global temperatures.

      Average ground station readings do show a mild warming over the last 100 years, but well within the natural variations recorded in the last millenium. The ground station network suffers from an uneven distribution across the globe; the stations are preferentially located in growing urban and industrial areas ("heat islands") which show substantially higher readings than adjacent rural areas ("land use effects").

      And this:
      Myth 3: Human produced carbon dioxide has increased over the last 100 years, adding to the Greenhouse effect, thus warming the earth.

      Fact: Carbon dioxide levels have indeed changed for various reasons, human and otherwise, just as they have throughout geologic time. The CO2 increase was only 0.4% over the last 50 years, rather than the 5% per 100 years quoted by Kyoto. However, as measured in ice cores dated over many thousands of years, CO2 levels move up and down AFTER the temperature has done so, and thus are the RESULT OF, NOT THE CAUSE of warming. Geological field work in recent sediments confirms this. There is solid evidence that as temperatures rise naturally and cyclically, the earth's oceans expel more CO2 as a result.

      And don't forget the worst greenhouse gas of all: WATER VAPOUR!
      Myth 4: CO2 is the most common greenhouse gas.

      Fact: Water vapour or clouds, which makes up on average about 3 % of the atmosphere by volume, and - according to several researchers - about 60% by effect, is the major greenhouse gas. 97% of greenhouse gases are water vapour by volume. Moreover, because of its molecular weight and absorptive capacity, water vapour is 3000 times more effective than CO2 as a greenhouse gas. Those attributing climate change to CO2 rarely mention this important fact.

      Better start campaigning to remove all the water vapour emissions. Oh wait, water covers 71% of the earth's surface. No dice there...

      Yes there are advocates for global warming, and "evidence" therein, but there is much evidence against it, and ESPECIALLY against man-made warming. Today's Calgary Sun article by Licia Corbella also has some things to say on the topic.
    5. Re:Let me be the first to say by Ryan+C. · · Score: 1

      True but not relevant. A wealth of scientific data shows causation. Every model, every experiment, on every scale that has been performed, shows that greenhouse gasses will raise the temperature of a solar heated system. Pay attention.

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    6. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure there are lots of Greenhouse deniers, and no shortage of oil-business newspapers, like the Calgary Alberta Sun, that will print them. Because there's no shortage of oil and coal money to buy their hot air the press that keeps them in business.

      But enough of dignifying your industry FUD propaganda with exposure. How about you just explain how the human workweek doesn't change the weather, in light of that Scientific American article to which I linked?

      Then again, if you think people who want us to survive the Greenhouse we're creating somehow want all climate warming to be eliminated, it will be a cold day in hell before you have anything worthwhile to hear on the subject.

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    7. Re:Let me be the first to say by s20451 · · Score: 1

      Let me be the first to make the rejoinder: the summary suggests no possible cause for the warming trend. However, it's pretty much indisputed that the trend in the climate is towards warming.

      Now the questions are: do you think that warming is harmful, and if so, what do you do about it? It is well understood that CO2 has an insulating effect, so reducing atmospheric CO2 should counteract the warming ... whether or not you agree that it is the cause.

      Which leads to another question -- is reducing atmospheric CO2 the easiest way to counteract warming? I wonder how much it would cost to cover large stretches of the Earth's surface with mylar and reflect the sun's energy back into space, and how easy it would be.

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    8. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The preceeding message was brought to you by Chevron Corporation, The UK Coal Authority, and the Kentucky Coal Education Organisation.

    9. Re:Let me be the first to say by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      [friendsofscience.org]

      Now there you have a good site unbiased both ways... :p

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    10. Re:Let me be the first to say by jonastullus · · Score: 1

      yes, but causation might not be the only point here...

      the question is whether so-called "global warming" is a real trend or just a usual short-term (whatever that means) fluctuation. who or what caused it, is IMHO not all that important. the question is, whether temperatures ARE rising in the (human) long term, whether we are in favor of such a development and what we can realisticly do against it.

      the main problem lies in the trend prediction and extrapolation. the next ice age is getting overdue (argue some by extrapolation from historical data) and if the climate is really changing in MAJOR fashion, there might be very little we can do about it.

      does that mean we shouldn't TRY to steer the climate in a favorable direction / keep the status quo? of course not. the dilemma however is, how to make sure that our "evasive actions" won't aggravate the situation (in which direction whatsoever).

    11. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myth 1: Ninjas are marsupials

      FACT: Ninjas are mammals!

    12. Re:let me be the first to say by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      I guess it's back to hunting whales for the 1% of us.

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    13. Re:Let me be the first to say by Kobun · · Score: 1

      Actually, and I know this is going to get buried in the chatter, because it will have multiple meanings. In part, because there will numerous posts in this thread relating this same truism. More will disregard it and the resulting posts will be flawed. Not broken, just a little scratch marring what might be an otherwise perfectly informative post. Another level, it was just cynicism on my part. And, after all, it is one of the underlying rules governing scientific discovery.

      Layers like an onion, not everyone likes them.

    14. Re:Let me be the first to say by dubbayu_d_40 · · Score: 1

      Good point, lets just wait until we have enough proof to convince W.

    15. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zealot.

    16. Re:Let me be the first to say by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'd rather listen to a scientist than to a "friend" of science.

      It seems very suspicious than an organization could be dedicated EXCLUSIVELY to deny claims about global warming.

      Plus, why is it called with such an emotionally moving name like "friends of science"?

      I searched google, and the only references to friendsofscience.org were forums inside that same site. Plus, I checked the hosting company, and it's "reveal.ca", a BUSINESS SEARCH company.

      Can you spell "Astroturfing"?

      Look, it's MORE THAN OBVIOUS that companies will lose A LOT OF MONEY if the U.S. abides by the Kyoto Protocol. Don't you think that they will start creating phantom organisations to dismiss the idea of global warming?

      Look, we all know what companies like Microsoft are capable of. You think companies that produce huge emissions of CO2 and other pollutants wouldn't do ANYTHING to keep earning money?

      I'm sorry but you seem to naive to believe the "friends of science".

    17. Re:Let me be the first to say by Daimaou · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why is it that news articles YOU link to are insightful, informative, and, most importantly, true, whereas the news articles cited by your opponents are propagandist lies construed to deceive the weak minds of your average, everyday citizen?

      Just wondering.

    18. Re:Let me be the first to say by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Just one question...

      How have they recorded variations in temperature over the last millenium?

      That, and the strawman arguments they have for several of the myths make me call bullshit.

      Here's a fact: The global temperature has been increasing more rapidly since the start of the industrial revolution.

      Here's another fact: The 40%, by effect, of greenhouse gases have increased signficantly since this time - some more than 100%.

      http://www.espere.net/Unitedkingdom/water/uk_dimen sions.html

      Now, given fact one and fact two, most reasonable people would logically arrive at the conclusion that the temperature is going up because of the extra gases that are now being put into the atmosphere from industrial processes.

      Can we prove it? No, the atmoshpere is extremely complex. We can't even make highly accurate weather forecasts 12-24 hours in the future. But a reasonable person would stop putting so much excess greenhouse gas in the atmosphere to slow down the temperature changes.

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    19. Re:let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Peak Oil guys are a little too alarmist. Yes, oil is likely to rise dramatically in price, which could have numerous nasty effects on the economy and our way of life, but with a slackening of demand caused by price increases, together with the extraction of oil from places it's not currently profitable to do so, the remaining oil should last a lot longer than you think.

      Have you ever taken a logarithm? That gives the order of amount of oil we have left due to exponential population growth.

    20. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because his uses science and isnt motivated by profit?

    21. Re:Let me be the first to say by Erioll · · Score: 1

      How about because I didn't say any of the things you accuse me of? Stop making assumptions.

      Not to mention turning your argument straight back at you. Equally applicable.

    22. Re:Let me be the first to say by Capt'n+Hector · · Score: 1

      If A and B are correlated, either A causes B or B causes A. Since there's no way in hell global warming is causing us to build more factories, it's a pretty safe bet things are the other way around.

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    23. Re:Let me be the first to say by OldSoldier · · Score: 1

      Whether the original poster was trolling or not... the correlation vs causation issue is irrelavent, isn't it?

      Consider: The planet is warming and warming faster than it has in recent history. Even the troll doesn't appear to deny this. The warming rate will have disasterous consequences for life on this planet, maybe not fatal, but melting Arctic ice cap, the thawing tundra, etc are all pretty severe and damaging. No one seems to be denying this.

      Even if we assume this is a natural cycle, does anyone deny that our CO2 usage is making it worse? Even if it is a natural cycle, wouldn't cutting back on our greenhouse emmissions help reduce the negative effects of warming?

      I refuse to waste any more energy on trying to convince the deniers of the root cause of the warming... I would hope that even w/o 100% consensus on this we can all agree on what needs to happen to mitigate the effects of something that we all agree is occurring.

    24. Re:Let me be the first to say by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      All this is terribly interesting, but I do have something to interject.


      How have they recorded variations in temperature over the last millenium?


      He mentioned with ice cores. Kind of like with trees, there are 'layers' from where the ice melts some, and refreezes yearly. By measuring the size and composition of these layers, you can extract a lot of useful, historical data about the atmosphere/climate.

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    25. Re:Let me be the first to say by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      But lack of correlation is?

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    26. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

      Lighten up there, sizzlechest. GP is not targeted at you, but rather bitter old Doc Ruby who never fails to bash the Bush administration in any given discussion, whether it is relevant or not.

    27. Re:Let me be the first to say by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 4, Informative
      If they are "friends of science", they maybe should read some current papers - and maybe not quote old ones out of context. As far as "Myth 1" is concerned, it is true that there has been (and to a small degree still is) a discrepancy between surface temperature and climate models on the one side, and balloon and satellite data on the other hand. However, recent publications have very nearly closed that gap. It turned out that the satellite data suffered from undetected orbital drift (i.e. the satellites reported night time temperatures as day time temperatures) and the balloons suffer from a number of sensor and calibration problems. If the data is corrected for these errors, there is a rather good fit with current climate models.

      "Myth 4" is another mixture of truth and falsehood. Yes, water vapour is a greenhouse gas. However, relative humidity is more or less a constant in the atmosphere. Thus, the amount of water vapour (absolute humidity) is driven by the temperature. In this way water vapour increases the effect of any other heating - its an amplifier, but not a cause of global warming.

      If you look over the site, you find more gems. "Myth 6", for example, not-cites the 1996 IPCC report, totally ignoring the current (2001) and upcoming reports.

      Wikipedia has a reasonable good set of articles on global warming.

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    28. Re:Let me be the first to say by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Sure, but since variations and rates of changes are in the tenths of degrees, I doubt that exact changes could be measured. Kind of like trying to exactly measure the amount of rainfall from tree rings. Not an exact science because of all the possible external factors.

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    29. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me be the first to say that correlation is even less a denier of causation than it is a confirmer. And that, in the absence of a positable common cause, the correlation of two trends is good evidence of causation. Further, that when one trend, climate change, cannot be shown to cause another, human changes to the global environment, and there is no evidence that that other trend impedes the first, then the case for that other trend, human changes to the environment, as cause of the first, climate change, is compelling.

      Then there's correlations so close that they're undeniably causation. Especially when the mechanics of the causation are understood enough to immediately recognize, like manmade pollution creating the Greenhouse. Oh, and while we're retaining our objective scientific tone, I'll add that manmade climate change is the most reliable model we have, with which we successfully make predictions about further climate change. Having discharged that responsibility, I'll also point out that invoking abstract scientific principles to create FUD about how we're destroying ourselves to satisfy the greed of aging industrialists who never suffer any consequences for anything is really stupid. QED.

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    30. Re:let me be the first to say by corngrower · · Score: 1

      99% does seem rather extreme, but I'ld say that 80% would be in the ballpark.

    31. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What do you call an Anonymous denial Coward who can't respond to a simple Scientific American article confirming manmade climate change? "Zealot".

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    32. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      See, that's why you Bushworshipping slaves are totally useless in a debate about causation and correlation. My references are insightful because I select insightful articles. And the lies from your heroes are brainrot because they select lies to coverup their crimes. To paraphrase The Daily Show, "the facts are obviously biased against George Bush". Now step away from the keyboard before you hurt yourself, and tune back into your reliable Republican junkies like Rush Limbo for your fix of lies.

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    33. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      How predictable that I did not refer to the Bush administration in either of my posts in that thread. How perfectly hypocritical of you, to project your Bush worshipping obsession on me, in perfectly selfreferential projections of "irrelevance". While of course they're perfectly relevant, which is what scares you so much, the reason you're dug in so deep and jumping at your own shadow. I'll bash Bush, his administration and his worshippers like you whenever it's relevant. And given the thoroughness with which BushCo has invaded everyone's life, including our survival in an environment in which we've evolved to be fit, it's as relevant as the day is long. Hey hey, you're a total failure, just like your hero, the Antichrist in Chief. And no refunds, Republican dupe.

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    34. Re:Let me be the first to say by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Correlation is not causation.

      Doesn't matter if global warming is man made or not.

      As another poster put it once:

      "If you are out the sea with a group of people on a row boat and that row boat starts to leak, you aren't going to debate on what is causing it to leak or spend times debating on what you can do to stop the leak, but you start to row to shore right then and there."

      I think the point of the mater is no longer if we are causing global warming, but accepting that we must do something about it. If it is natural then we must do something unnatural to stop it in the near future.

      Whether this means painting the sahara/ghobi desert in reflective white paint or putting thousands of reflective satellites in orbit... Or just cutting back on CO2 emissions... I don't know what we need to do. I am not a scientist.

      But if the earth is getting hotter naturally, we should not just stand by idly and let it happen if it is going to mean the destruction of western civilization.

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    35. Re:Let me be the first to say by Kobun · · Score: 1

      Doc Ruby, All very good points. I do have to ask, where I am creating FUD in any of this. Above we have many, many posts rationally citing information to support either side. However, I have yet to offer my own opinion on the matter. And I would rather withhold it myself, as I am neither an experienced scientist in a related field, nor do I have an authoritative command of useful reference material.

      I prefer to see a discussion where the distinction between hypothesis, theory and law is recognized. Fine posts above and below mine accomplish exactly that.

    36. Re:Let me be the first to say by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      But enough of dignifying your industry FUD propaganda with exposure. How about you just explain how the human workweek doesn't change the weather, in light of that Scientific American article to which I linked?
      Indeed, it does seem from the article (repeated link for those that don't want to look up the original post) that the human workweek does alter the weather. However, I'm not sure what conclusions you are trying to get from this.

      Are you trying to deduce the greenhouse effect from that article? If so, I'd really like to hear your arguments. In fact, the only conclusions one can make from the article is that the mean temperature is a tenth of a degree or so higher during the weekdays (and, mind you, only measurable at 35% of the weather stations, while some others experienced the opposite effect). A lot of other things were not measured -- for example, how this would correlate to the mean temperature if no humans were living in the affected areas. It may more than well be that the temperature is only fluctuating around the same mean temperature that would otherwise have been. It may also be that the cloud changes of which they speak may be "channeling" the heat to the mentioned coastal areas that experienced the opposite effect (since the article doesn't mention the magnitude or frequency of the opposite effect, it's hard to tell). Think about it -- it's a very plausible scenario that the mentioned cloud effects would act as energy channels to the periphery of the continent. It's only made more plausible by the fact that the warming effect happened in the inner parts of the continent, according to the picture.

      Also, as for the greenhouse effect, I'm sure that you know that there are a multitude of alternative explanations to the current rise in global temperature. Just to mention a few, it is well known that we are going through a period of both heightened solar activity and a cycle in the Earth's rotational pattern that causes temperature elevations. It is also widely accepted that we are in the beginning of a polarity switch in the Earth's magnetic field. Surely, it is not impossible that the weakening of the field allows for additional energy income from the solar wind? I'm not trying to completely deny that we humans are doing our fair share by releasing greenhouse gases, but I'm questioning whether it's really such a doomsday scenario as some people try to paint.

      As another aside, ever heard of the Gaia theory and the Daisyworld simulations? In particular, it is hypothesized that life acts as a self-regulating system to keep parameters such as ocean salinity, atmosphere composition and surface temperature at somewhat constant values. Of course, some latency in the system is to be expected (50-100 years isn't very much, after all), but considering how life showed no problem in bringing the carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere from >>20% to less than 0.1% (as it is today) shows that there is no quantitative controversy to life being more than well up to the task of regulating our small disturbances.

    37. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Selective citation of scientific principles is not science, it's opinion (of the relative value, priority, and completeness of a short list of scientific principles). Merely citing the causation/correlation distinction is a point of doubt about whether human activity is the cause of the warming (as you anticipate, in another unscientific opinion). Pure objectivity would require you cite the other points that I made. Chiming in with only the science that might discredit the implication of the article is a transparent attempt to discredit it. It's coy, and dishonest, especially in invoking a shield of scientific objectivity to mask its editorial agenda. Exactly the kind of work the best Greenhouse deniers are paid by polluters to do.

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    38. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What the SciAm article demonstrates is that human activity causes weather changes. The mechanics of human Greenhouse pollution contributions to climate change has also been documented. So we have compelling evidence that humans cause enough climate change to matter, despite the denials of people saying "humans are too puny to damage the climate".

      And even more compelling evidence that reducing human Greenhouse pollution reduces the chances that the climate will change to on in which we cannot survive. We've got all the evidence we need that we're taking insane chances with our pollution, and that prudence compels us to stop. The SciAm article is just one undeniable way to show that to people who dismiss the more complete evidence because they're not sophisticated enough to understand the science. There's really no excuse anymore for believing the pollution industry's lies, unless perhaps you're on their payroll.

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    39. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, if we can't scrape together the money to move to alternative fuels, how are we going to afford covering large chunks of the surface with mylar? Even if it was only 0.000001$ per square foot, the earth is really, really big.

    40. Re:Let me be the first to say by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      And don't forget the worst greenhouse gas of all: WATER VAPOUR! Myth 4: CO2 is the most common greenhouse gas. Fact: Water vapour or clouds, which makes up on average about 3 % of the atmosphere by volume, and - according to several researchers - about 60% by effect, is the major greenhouse gas. 97% of greenhouse gases are water vapour by volume. Moreover, because of its molecular weight and absorptive capacity, water vapour is 3000 times more effective than CO2 as a greenhouse gas. Those attributing climate change to CO2 rarely mention this important fact. Better start campaigning to remove all the water vapour emissions. Oh wait, water covers 71% of the earth's surface. No dice there...

      Aarrrghhh! More ignorant right-wing drivel. You global-warming denier loons are as bad as creationists! The short atmospheric residence time of water vapor makes water vapor a *feedback* element, *not* a forcing element with regard to global warming.

      Got that, loon? FEEDBACK. NOT forcing. Global warming is not initiated by water vapor; it is *magnified* by it. In the absence of an outside forcing factor (like anthropocentric CO2 emissions, water vapor will *not* cause global warming.

      For those who have the attention-span necessary to handle some technical material, there's a good article that discusses the role of water vapor in global warming at http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=142

    41. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHA!!!

      Thanks for the laugh! Thank god (or whatever), people like you are becoming increasingly marginalized in our political system.

    42. Re:Let me be the first to say by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      What the SciAm article demonstrates is that human activity causes weather changes. The mechanics of human Greenhouse pollution contributions to climate change has also been documented. So we have compelling evidence that humans cause enough climate change to matter, despite the denials of people saying "humans are too puny to damage the climate".
      Indeed. I never denied that -- rather, I agreed (as an aside: if you didn't notice that, maybe you'll want to read my post again). What I wondered was were you wanted to arrive with that conclusion. The fact that "human activity causes weather changes" doesn't really sound very sinister in and by itself.
      And even more compelling evidence that reducing human Greenhouse pollution reduces the chances that the climate will change to on in which we cannot survive.
      After several attempts, I still can't really parse this sentence (since I'm not sure what the unary "and" is supposed to give continuation to). Are you actually saying that the SciAm article gives this "evidence"? If so, I'd really like for you to point that evidence out for me. I read the entire article (twice), and didn't see any such evidence claimed therein.
      There's really no excuse anymore for believing the pollution industry's lies, unless perhaps you're on their payroll.
      Now, now, it seems as though there is some greenhouse effect inside your head -- let's cool down a degree or two and have a civilized discussion, shall we? We both know that there is no such thing as an industry whose main focus lies on producing pollution, and stooping down to ad hominem arguments certainly won't get any of us anywhere. If you really want that postulate to have any bearing, how about providing at least one of these "lies", and disprove it?

      Furtheron, you didn't ever touch upon any of the counter-points I brought up: Solar cycles, geoorbital cycles, the geomagnetical cycle or the Gaia theory. Shall I consider those arguments as standing?

    43. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Sure, whatever, Anonymous joker Coward. You're gloating over people getting marginalized by politics, while part of the marginalized group, all in one all-consuming idiotic post. I guess that's the kind of suicidally enthusiastic stupidity it takes to worship Bush. Next you'll probably spew nonsense about how you're a persecuted minority. Idiot.

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    44. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Let's get one problem that I caused out of the way. I typo'ed
      "And even more compelling evidence that reducing human Greenhouse pollution reduces the chances that the climate will change to on in which we cannot survive."

      when I meant to type

      "And even more compelling evidence that reducing human Greenhouse pollution reduces the chances that the climate will change to one in which we cannot survive."

      In other words, there's even more compelling evidence. Evidence that reducing the pollution does reduce the chances of our creating extinctual climate change. A conclusion one can draw from the SciAm-cited study which shows that human activity changes the weather, immediately and locally. Which destroys the denials of people who ignore human contributions to climate change, which is putting us past the point where we can survive.

      The other mistake is purely in your inference. "There's really no excuse anymore for believing the pollution industry's lies, unless perhaps you're on their payroll" is not a "personal attack" on you, unless you are on some pollution payroll (in which case I will attack you). "You" is used in the sense of the more formal "one", so perhaps I could have been more specific. But even so, if you personally are believing the pollution industry's lies, you don't have an excuse now that we see such obvious evidence. Unless you're on the payroll. I'm not saying you're on the payroll, I'm not even saying that you believe their lies. I'm just pointing out that there's really no other option.

      I don't think we disagree, except that you seem to think it's convenient to consider the Greenhouse threat in terms of "interesting worldviews". Or that it's OK to search for more convenient answers to our current danger than "cut down Greenhouse pollution". You can consider those other arguments whatever you like. I'm not interested in discussing them, partly because they in no way address the specific, undeniable demonstration of humans causing weather changes. And partly because I don't have any reason to look for other reasons that would distract me from the one that works. So what if Earth is "Gaia", a unified complex organism in which humans are one link in an interconnected chain? We should use our link to stop polluting the chain and threatening our life. I don't have these discussions to ponder the more interesting epistemology; I have them to help decide what to do, and help others learn what I've learned. Hopefully that's what I've done in these messages. Otherwise, it's just more of the hot air that's killing us.

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    45. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep it up. We'll see if that kind of vitriol works in '08 as well as it worked in '04. Go Hillary! LOL.

    46. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      As long as you're in large company of people happy about our $TRILLIONS in debt, catrastrophe in Iraq, endless disaster in the Gulf Coast, criminals running the Republican House and Senate, traitors running the White House, and the unprecedented pollution and energy crises both looting our wallets and destroying our species, it's going to take a lot more than just being right to get rid of the evil scumbags you keep voting for. I guess you can be proud that your team is as good at stealing elections as you are at destroying everything else you touch. Congratulations.

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    47. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a fact: The number of mosquitos in the U.S. is many many times larger during the summer months than the winter months.

      Here's another fact: The number of baseball games played in the U.S. is many many times larger during the summer months than the winter months.

      I hope that you agree with me on this and I don't need links to prove these 2 facts individually.

      Now, given fact one and fact two, most reasonable people would logically arrive at the conclusion that the number of mosquitos increases because the more baseball games are played. Therefore we should ban baseball to reduce the number of mosquitos and the associated diseases.

    48. Re:Let me be the first to say by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      ah, yes, that would be the same Scientific American that in my teen years warned of global cooling and coming ice age due to man's works? Anyway, no doubt we're hurting the climate and environment and need to go to zero-net-effect energy sources and consumption, but difficulty in modelling water vapor and all the recent discoveries impacting climate like global dimming, ocean conveyour, ocean hydrate behaviours, methane stores ,etc. means our climate models need to be heavily questioned and refined. Finding weakness and fault with past records and methodology is a good thing.

    49. Re:Let me be the first to say by Dolda2000 · · Score: 1
      Let's get one problem that I caused out of the way. I typo'ed [...]
      Thanks for attempting to clarify, but I already realized that was a typo. My problem was in connecting the "And" to two sentences. Anyway:
      In other words, there's even more compelling evidence.
      Now, I don't mean to sound disrespectful or anything, but finding "even more compelling evidence" shouldn't be very hard, since the SciAm article provided no evidence at all that we risk invoking any life-threatening climate change. All it concluded was that we are causing weather changes, and as I said, causing weather changes doesn't exactly sound terrifying in and by itself. As you say in part, it does destroy the denial of "people who ignore human contributions to climate change". However, the fact that we affect the climate is by itself not enough to conclude that will go through an extinctual climate change.
      "You" is used in the sense of the more formal "one"
      I see; sorry for assuming worse of you. However, you keep referring to an otherwise unknown set of companies as the "pollution industry". Again, let me assure you that there are no entities whose primary focus is to produce pollution, as that term otherwise seems to imply. I believe the correct term would be the "polluting industry". Anyhow, this is an irrelevant point, so I'll leave it at that. Use whatever term you feel most comfortable with.
      But even so, if you personally are believing the pollution industry's lies, you don't have an excuse now that we see such obvious evidence.
      Again, I don't mean to be disrespectful or anything, but I have yet to see any such evidence (because, again, the SciAm article only offers evidence of human-induced climate changes -- not on any consequences of these). I have also to see something which I am able to disprove as a "lie" (though, admittedly, I haven't been looking very far).
      Or that it's OK to search for more convenient answers to our current danger than "cut down Greenhouse pollution".
      Indeed, this is a very important point. I believe it is both OK and encourageable to do so, because many of the processes by which we produce potential greenhouse gases are very central to human convenience and quality of life. Therefore, unless there truly is compelling evidence (which I have yet to see) that we suffer a considerable risk of extinctual climate change unless we cut down on our greenhouse gas production, there is plenty of reason to not do so.
      So what if Earth is "Gaia", a unified complex organism in which humans are one link in an interconnected chain?
      So what? Well, if it truly is, then our atmospheric composition will be regulated regardlessly of whether we choose to do so or not, which is important, because if we don't have to, we shouldn't (according to the point I made above). It is also important to note that the Gaia theory does not concern itself with whether different organisms are "linked" or "interconnected" -- it points out that life, taken as a whole (regardlessly of any internal interconnection), makes a self-regulating system which keeps entropy in general at a habitable level.
    50. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Global climate change will likely include both warming and cooling. It's really a Global Chaos Increase. The last Ice Age saw temperatures drop, on average, only about 8 degrees globally, which leaves lots of places that heated up compensating in the statistics for the places covered by a mile of ice. And even current research talks about the risk of collapsing the Thermohaline Current that keeps Europe temperate, a local ice age hyperbolized in the movie _The Day After Tomorrow_.

      So SciAm's reporting on "Global Warming" would be inaccurate only in invoking the buzzword - IF IT EVEN MENTIONED "GLOBAL WARMING". Which it does not. In fact, it reports only on a National Academy of Sciences report by the Federal NOAA about "Climate Fluctuations" caused by human activity.

      So let's just take the article on its own merit, OK? It's blatantly obvious that human activity is directly influencing our weather. Let's stop making up reasons to ignore the threat staring us in the face.

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    51. Re:Let me be the first to say by drerwk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if it is yet possible to prove that smoking caused a specifc case of cancer. And until 1996 it was not even possible to point to a specific mutation such as in the p53 tumor supressor gene that was caused directly by cigarette smoke (Science 1996;274:430-432). But it was pretty obvious that stoping smoking was likely a good idea long before 1996. I'd have to say that we are already at the point where reducing carbon emmisions is likely a good idea.

    52. Re:Let me be the first to say by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But it's the main requisite.

      Sometimes it is. But quite often, it is the main thing leading you down the wrong path.

      In this case, the "I know what's happening crowd" is looking at some very tiny variations from a very abbreviated data set and drawing some very large conclusions from them, and then clamoring for some very profound and difficult reactions on the part of, well, just about everyone.

      It is well to keep in mind that that the .04 degree quoted in the article is not .04% (it is much less) and that the highest recorded temperature means that we've got a number which should be evaluated as one sample out of 1x10^6 if we want to understand what this year's temperature stats mean in terms of human history.

      Yet... it can only be evaluated as one sample out of 2x10^3, which can be fairly characterized as what it means to my grandfather and not a lot more.

      That's not to say that global warming is, or isn't, happening. Just that these temperature measurements are woefully lacking as good quality signposts. We can add to that a few core measurements and some general knowledge, which doesn't significantly improve the quality of the data for our current situation.

      We should keep in mind that the earth sees huge temperature swings without the aid of man's actions. At one time, North America was tropical here in Montana. I live not even 15 miles from where you can dig T. Rex skeletons from the ground as well as tropical vegetation. At another time, this area was covered by glaciers. Neither circumstance required or depended upon man's intervention or activity.

      Yes, the world changes without our approval. Yes, we'll have to adapt if it does. Yes, we'll have to be clever about it when the changes are major. No, this year's temperature isn't a certain sign of any such change. Yes, we should continue to pay attention. No, we shouldn't start running around like chickens.

      We now return you to your usual sensationalist ravings. :-)

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    53. Re:Let me be the first to say by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....Correlation is not causation....

      Exactly. Just because it is getting warmer, that doesn't explain why. Also a fraction of a degree may not be all that significant in the long run.

      From the Article:
      Many climatologists, along with policymakers in a number of countries, believe the rapid temperature rise over the past 50 years is heavily driven by the burning of fossil fuels.....

      Making laws and screwing up the US and other industrial countries economy on what some or many scientist BELIEVE is gross foolishness. Believing I think is for religions, but then much of science is just another religion. Many, if not most scientific journals contain lots of what I call "faith" words. If we assume, it is generally thought that... and other similar constructs are common. A computer model that doesn't contain only all SURELY KNOWN DATA, but also some "guesses" in its input will produce an uncertain output upon which no political decisons affecting millions should be based. The fact is that there is just not enough known data on what causes the warming.

      Policies and laws should based on sure, certain, uncontrovertibe KNOWLEDGE, not someone's or even everyone's BELIEF. At one time "reputable scientists" believed that light took no time to travel any distance and that the Earth was flat. It took 50 years before these "scientists" accepted Roemer's and others measurements that put a finite limit on how fast light moves. Science should not be based on the beliefs of the high priests of science and their assumptions, but on solid, measured observations and experimental, repeatable results. The interpretation of these results based on belief should not guide policy, only the results themselves.

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    54. Re:Let me be the first to say by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      No, most people would LOGICALLY conclude that common link is the temerature that both need to survive, at least when baseball started.

      Now, can you provide a logical underlying cause for both of my 'facts'? I doubt it.

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    55. Re:Let me be the first to say by TapeCutter · · Score: 0

      Psuedo scientific poppycock!

      The "I know what's happening crowd" have a much stronger case than the "I have sand in my ears crowd".

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    56. Re:Let me be the first to say by schtum · · Score: 3, Funny

      Some people think they can filibuster the apocolypse.

    57. Re:Let me be the first to say by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....means our climate models need to be heavily questioned and refined.....

      Most people here at /. know about GIGO (garbage in- garbage out) concerning computers. Much of the data as well as the algorithms put into the computer models is either unknown guesswork or patently false. For example, as another poster (#13786304) pointed out, CO2 is NOT the most important greenhouse gas by far, but water vapor is.

      When the atmosphere gets warmer, it can hold more water and therefore it is a much greater factor than CO2 in any possible warming. How is water vapor modelled in these climate predictions? Making important policy decisions on unknown and incomplete input of conjectured computer models is not a smart idea.

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    58. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can rant and rave all you want but it's not going to help. You need to do something. Anything but what you are doing. Democrats are just being stubborn roadblocks who refuse to consider anything suggested by the Republican party because they are so bitter about Bush. Blah blah blah stolen elections. Show me a reputable study that backs that up. You can't...because there aren't any.

      You idiots threw all your talk and ideals out the window when you voted for that idiot elitist gold digging pussy Kerry and his "I'm not running for reelection in the senate (because I don't have a chance)" ambulance chasing sidekick. You can blab all you want about voting libertarian and what not, but the did not, and never will, help you defeat the Republican party. Vote third party? You are throwing your vote away. You third party idiots couldn't even vote trade enough votes to make a difference. Speaking of vote trading, voter fraud is okay if it's against Bush, right?

      Put up a candidate with some substance and you might win some votes from the right. I know I was complete undecided in Feb, 2004.

      Oh, and back to Kerry - there was a recent poll (Zogby, I believe..isn't he a liberal fav?) pitting Bush against all former presidents back to Carter. He lost to all of them. They threw Kerry in the mix, just for laughs I'm sure. Oh, except they weren't laughing when Bush beat him again.

      Point is - it's your fault Bush is president. And it'll be your fault when Cheney is president. I hope it keeps you up at night. Hell, I hope it's kept you up at night for the last 5 years. I hope you grind your teeth and wring your hands while you lay there sleepless writhing at the thought of Bush being your president. I hope you have ulcers because of it. Oh, and I hope you are unemployed.

      You deserve it.

      Bookmark this post and read it again in November of '08.

      Better yet, kill yourself now or do us all a favor and quit whining.

    59. Re:Let me be the first to say by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1

      I hate to agree with a troll, but he has a point. Had the Democrats nominated someone with more charisma than a dead hamster, we'd have a different president today and a number of issues would be approached rather differently. Bush won a lot of states, true -- but most of them he won by razor-thin margins. It wouldn't have taken much to turn those very pale red states into very pale blue states.

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    60. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not look at it this way:

      A one degree warming will result in various lowland areas being flooded and millions of people be displaced.

      Shouldn't we be doing something to stop the huge problems that will result?

    61. Re:let me be the first to say by dodobh · · Score: 1

      You forget that heating doesn't just melt the icecaps. It also causes changes in atmospheric movement patterns. May I remind you of the unprecedented rainfall in Mumbai, and a little storm named Katrina?

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    62. Re:Let me be the first to say by drsquare · · Score: 1

      The climate was warmer in the middle-ages than it is now. Currently cold climates used to be tropical. How do the environmentalists explain that?

    63. Re:Let me be the first to say by MosesJones · · Score: 1


      Exactly the same argument that was used in the 60s and 70s by tobacco companies insisting that they didn't give you cancer.

      As a science professor of mine once said

      "A correlation does not always indicate direct cause, but ask yourself 'would a jury convict on this sort of evidence' if they would then you should probably starting think about HOW it causes it"

      So in otherwords once its enough to indicate there could be a direct link then your move from measurement to theory and test the theory. This is also what scientists have been doing and CONSISTENTLY finding that their theories on global warming are backed up by the observations.

      The jury is in on Global Warming.... the only problem is the judge is a crack addict.

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    64. Re:Let me be the first to say by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "And that, in the absence of a positable common cause, the correlation of two trends is good evidence of causation."

      This is the stupidest sentence I've ever read, and that's saying a lot because you've written a lot.

      "Then there's correlations so close that they're undeniably causation."

      No, that one's worse, my apologies.

      Do us all a favor and stop trying to ramrod your position down our throats.

      You're not going to convince anyone by making up ridiculous, false argumnets such as "correlation is undeniably causation."

    65. Re:Let me be the first to say by matrem · · Score: 1

      We should keep in mind that the earth sees huge temperature swings without the aid of man's actions.

      You should understand that you're giving an argument in support of the theory of antropogenic (man-made) global warming. At the times you talk about, the concentration of carbondioxide was much greater than it is today. This show how a strong increase in this greenhouse gas (30% at present time) due to human behavior is likely to have a strong effect on our climate.

    66. Re:Let me be the first to say by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

      That, my friend, is one of the most reasoned and intelligent posts I have ever had the pleasure of reading on Slashdot. Thank you.

    67. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice to see that you at least agree with the GP when he said, "We now return you to your usual sensationalist ravings. :-)"

    68. Re:Let me be the first to say by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      Show me a reputable study that backs that up. You can't...because there aren't any.

      How about a court case instead of a study?. And before you start whining about it being a partisan website; truthout only reprinted this article from the Associated Press.

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    69. Re:Let me be the first to say by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      because I select insightful articles

      Goddamn Doc, you must be a fucking genius compared to us half-wits. Everything you quote is insightful and right, and anything to the contrary is the work of the evil propaganda-meisters. Good to know we have a bona-fucking-fide genius around to enlighten us poor enslaved proles!

      Max

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    70. Re:Let me be the first to say by orim · · Score: 1

      I have to say I agree with you as well as your parent poster. Taken by itself, one year of temperature readings don't mean much - *if temperature is all you're looking at*. However, as you've so noted, we know that there's a whole lot more CO2 in the air than there used to be.

      It's not that global warming people start with the temperature and stay there. Like good scientists, they look at all the data, CO2 and other gas emissions, solar and volcanic activity, etc, etc, AND temperature readings. Higher temperatures than average are just one part of the proof, not all of it. All the data fits the puzzle.

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    71. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You were "undecided" in Feb 2004, after 3 years of Bush? And it's *my* fault he's president? Stuff the rest of your Republican partisan lies about Bush's crimes up your ass - that's the biggest load of bullshit ever. Come on over here, and I'll kill you now.

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    72. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At one time, North America was tropical here in Montana

      Dude, the world doesn't revolve around Montana. Thanks to continental drift, Montana has not remained at the same latitute since time began.

      I will grant you, however, that tempature has varied in long-term cycles ... but it is the rate of change, more than the degree, that is causing alarm right now.

    73. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're a fool. When two trends are closely correlated, they must either have a common cause, or causation, or there's a mighty coincidence. The odds of coincidence in global warming are only worth considering by coincidence theorists. There's no common cause positable to the 5-day workweek and the warming/cooling trends in that NAS report, unless you're going to invoke some "bible science" research about "the sabbath". And we've got plenty of demonstrations of the mechanics of workweek commuter pollution and local temperature changes. So let's hear your FUD about how this study doesn't show human causation of large-scale weather changes, without invoking some invisible monster blowing clouds around, or how we're all heading to Vegas on your theory. Because you're nothing but a jackass posting angry, obnoxious, factfree and logically void denials to perfectly reasonable posts.

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    74. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      Wow, weekend temperatures a few tenths of a degree higher in some places, a few tenths of a degree lower in others places, and no different in others. That is undeniably causation.

      Does the link you gave at least twice have move evidence in the print edition? That correlation is pretty weak compared to say, IQ and income, or economic freedom and GDP.

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    75. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Go check the National Academy of Sciences study I helpfully cited. If you're going to bitch about that without reading it, and blunder into your own secondguessing of the NAS scientists, don't expect any more help from me.

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    76. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You're welcome. I know that slaves to meaningless gibberish like yourself think it takes a lot of brains not to post until we've got corroborated backup of our experienced intuition and personal observations. I myself sometimes make mistakes, and learn aggressively from people who can show me their own corroborated counterexample. So rest easy knowing that my wisdom is not so complete, and that you have a chance to pull off wondrous stunts like posting only when you know what you're talking about, if you just learn from my charitable example.

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    77. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      I checked everything you did cite. You claimed that the link to SciAm was "undeniable" evidence of causation. This is what it says:

      "They determined that more than 35 percent stations in the U.S. had a significant difference between weekend DTR and weekday DTR on the order of several tenths of a degree. The direction of the effect was not always the same, however. Some cities (particularly those on the coast) exhibited higher DTRs on the weekends than during the weeks, whereas many in the midwest showed smaller DTRs on the weekends. Outside of North America, the magnitude of this weekend effect is smaller, Forster and Solomon report, with cities in Japan and China showing the largest swings. "

      So the stuff people do during the week makes temperatures go up, but at most several tenths of a degree. Or down. Or not at all. This is undeniable evidence?

      If you have actual evidence, cite it. That's why I asked if there was something left out that's in the print edition. Don't claim the SciAm article proves it, because it doesn't. Oh, I'm sorry, some people have a problem with the use of "prove" in scientific contexts. Don't claim the SciAm article provides evidence which would suggest that the simplest explanation accounting for the evidence they gathered is that humans cause temperature increases in some places decreases in others and no change in yet others, because it doesn't.

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    78. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      "So the stuff people do during the week makes temperatures go up, but at most several tenths of a degree. Or down. Or not at all. This is undeniable evidence?"

      Yes. Several tenths of a degree seems insignificant to you, because you're dead set on denying manmade Greenhouse effects. In the huge areas documented, that's a tremendous amount of energy. In the last Ice Age, average global temperature was "only" 8 degrees lower, but that's a tremendous difference across the globe. And it's consistently up in some areas, consistently down in others - huge areas. That's a tremendously significant phenomenon, like rainforests in some areas, and deserts in others, which point to critical weather mechanisms. So you can distort the research into this effect. It's enough that we have undeniable evidence that humans cause widespread weather changes with our daily activity, which people like you had denied for years. Now that you've got the evidence, you step back to "but it doesn't change *much*", even though it does. Next you'll be saying "but it's too late to go back". That's why sensible people are insisting we clean up our act now, before it is too late.

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    79. Re:Let me be the first to say by the_real_bto · · Score: 1

      Oh, and while we're retaining our objective scientific tone, I'll add that manmade climate change is the most reliable model we have, with which we successfully make predictions about further climate change.

      I doubt there is just one model, but I'll ignore that for now. Please give me a prediction that this model has made, the time it was made, and when it came true. If you'd really like to convince me, list multiple predictions that have come true.

      That's what science is: making hypotheses(sp?) and testing them. Without the test part, models mean nothing to me.

    80. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      First, don't make this personal. This isn't about "people like me". I claimed that the specific piece of evidence you pointed to doesn't prove your case. That doesn't mean I reject global warming. It could mean, hint hint, that I don't want people trudging out with bad evidence behind them.

      If humans are causing it, it should all go in the same direction, unless the scientists want to put in a few more hours (hah!) and specify which human activity causes the ups and which the downs. If temperatures vary randomly, you should be able to grab some places where the temperatures are higher on the weekend, and some where they are lower, and many where they are no different. The link you gave doesn't even hint at which specific activity is causing this, so it's nowhere near enough to show humans are causing it.

      This is why science needs more eyeballs: the (relatively) small scientific community is going to let quite a bit fall through the cracks, just like closed-source software.

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    81. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I didn't say there was just one model - in fact, when I say one is "the most reliable", that implies there are others. But if you really do have the open mind that belief in science requires, I've got just the article for you.

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    82. Re:Let me be the first to say by the_real_bto · · Score: 1

      Unlike previous studies that have provided untestable forecasts of range changes in response to future climate change, the Oxford study was able to directly compare the predicted range changes with what actually occurred. Surprisingly, the ability of any single model to accurately predict the 1991 distribution was very poor.

      Is this supposed to support the greatness of the current models?

      Your phrase: "belief in science" is a perfect description of how many people think today. Science is the new religion. The scientists are the high priests. Sorry that isn't how I think. I do have an open mind, but I am also a skeptic. If you or anyone else wants me to believe something, convince me, don't hide behind an expert designation (I'm referring to scientists, not you) and expect me to just accept it.

      I would also recommend using sources that back up your premise as well.

    83. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right in that human beings will adapt. However don't expect that process to be quick, or painless.

      There is a state of equilibrium (actually a very slowly changing one) that we currently live in with nature and man made spheres such as technology, economy etc. interacting in complex ways. In the end every single manmade construct depends on nature. Natural events can be quick and catastrophic while changes in human attitude and activity are ponderous.

      Europe got on with life after medieval plagues, but the current "equilibrium" was achieved after millions lost their lives.

      I know you are talking about natural disasters, but if adaptation is the issue, we adapt to war, to disease, to any evil or deprivation you can think of. For example after a major epidemic, the remaining human population will be stronger. So do we let millions die to look forward to a stronger human race?

      The world will go on, but it will be a very different one.

    84. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      People like you aren't necessarily people who are you. In a thread really about the fine points of "compelling correlation" vs "no causality", I suppose that hair can be split.

      The fact that the DTR variations are all contiguous, even among two clear groups, is further support for complexity of a real phenomenon, not an impediment to identifying one. And the link I gave certainly does "hint" at the human mechanism: " they propose that cloud changes associated with aerosol particles in the atmosphere could be causing the weekend effect". If you're going to play games of hints, you might as well take the hint that selectively reading the science among a larger population will just make it harder to explain the truth to the masses. Simple, authoritave research results, illustrated clearly like the one in SciAm, cuts through a lot of the FUD created by coy hints. And we need to dispel that fog of FUD, or we won't collectively accept the reality that we've destroyed our environment until long after it's too late to change our ways and mitigate it.

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    85. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The rest of the article goes on to say "the consensus prediction was shown to be vastly superior to any single model and could predict bird range expansion or contraction with an accuracy of over 75%.". See, that's how science works. By using test results that contradict a model to improve the model, which offers another, better, model. The next step in science will be to identify the models in the consensus that "bring down the average", and increase the accuracy to even better than 75%. That's real skepticism, not just "Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt". A terrible religion that produces nothing and destroys everything, with bountiful false "explanations" that do nothing except serve the agendas of their formulators.

      As for "belief in science", that is also required. Science's fundamental logical positivist axiom, "scientific statements must be testable as false to be valid", is not testable. Therefore not scientific, therefore not necessarily valid, therefore metaphysical, therefore requiring faith. I believe in science because it's got nearly the minimum articles of faith (falsifiability + consistency), produces so many "miracles" daily, and offers its power to any who learn its techniques, without necessary mediation by a church. You can believe in your subcult of science, skepticism, but it's not going to give you anything but a headache. And a climate in which your species can't survive.

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    86. Re:Let me be the first to say by Zxsw85 · · Score: 1

      Companies like Microsoft?

      Now I can understand there are reasons for disliking Microsoft; however, are they really a significant cause of emissions?

      Surely you could have picked a more appropriate example. But hey, why not take a free stab an Microsoft?

    87. Re:Let me be the first to say by the_real_bto · · Score: 1

      Here is the conclusion of that article:

      To avoid further accusations of crystal ball gazing, environmentalists and scientists now need to find further ways of improving the accuracy of models to provide more meaningful inputs into environmental policy making. "If we don't improve our forecasting soon then not only will the climate skeptics find it easy to criticize climate change research, but we will be left making decisions about the future of the planet based on guesswork" says Dr Ladle.

      Again, if you are trying to convince people that these models are accurate, try an article that supports your point.

    88. Re:Let me be the first to say by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      it is... the rate of change, more than the degree, that is causing alarm right now.

      No, mainly it's just panic by the uniformed. While there are scientists who advance theories that global warming is a terrible threat, there are also scientists that advance theories that is it not. Both have interesting and complex arguments, and both sets of arguments depend on uncertain data.

      Now, given the fact that the sensational gets media time, which group do you think you're going to see on your TV? of course, those who claim there is a threat. Now again, given that the majority of people will believe any silly thing they are told if it is done from an apparent position of authority (cough*religion*cough), why do you think that public opinion is that global warming is a threat? Not because it actually is, but because some pundit on the 6 o'clock news says it is.

      The scientific issue is still unclear. Panic is not called for. Observation is called for. We're doing that. Transition from oil fuel is called for. We're doing that too (we couldn't avoid it if we wanted to... there's a limited supply and the cost is rising as it gets more scarce.)

      While you worry about the specter of global warming, I'll worry about Bush and crew fragging our civil rights. Now there is a disaster we may have trouble recovering from.

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    89. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      You were lumping me with people who make all kinds of ridiculous arguments, and my argument was nothing like them. Of course I should object.

      Now, how do the data suggest that the aerosol particles cause the problem? Are aerosol emissions positively correlated with the temperature on weekends? You can't just suggest what causes the increase, you also have to show what causes the decrease. If some cities were getting hotter and some weren't, pointing to one factor that increases temperature could explain it. But some are getting hotter and some are getting colder on weekends. What's causing the drop? It doesn't say.

      It is interesting though that you're talking about "authoritative" results. The information given in SciAm is far from enough to be convincing for the above reasons, so you seem to want me to accept on their "authority". Well, sure, except that I thought science was about verifiability, reproducibility, dissent, discussion, stuff like that. You might as well invoke the authority of the Bible with that attitude.

      A final issue: you say you're concerned that we're going to destroy our environment and once it's destroyed, it will be "too late" to do anything about it. So how soon? 10-20 years? Then I'm sure you've invested in the future prime farmland in Siberia, right? And all the other derivatives associated with near future climate change? No, you probably think this is much longer term. You think that in just, say, 1000 years we can have severe warming. So you don't think that in 1000 years we'll have terraforming technology, like space mirror and things we can only dream about today? Before you laugh, compare 2000 technology to 1900, to 1800, to 1700, and so on. Or maybe you think it will become a problem in 10,000 years, when we'll definitely have the tech to get around it.

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    90. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      So they improved their models. You're selectively quoting the natural criticisms of the scientific process, and omitting the implications: that study's process merged the models they studied for a consensus model that's 75% accurate.

      You're not interested in finding a scientific model - you're interested in shooting down any science which demonstrates manmade global warming. I've had enough trying to engage you in a scientific discussion. You can flail around in denial without my help.

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    91. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I think the estimates that arctic climatologists revised last month are probably accurate. After the third straight year of shockingly underperforming ice reformation (September is the "Ice New Year" on Earth), they revised their "worst case" ice/sealevel scenario. They had projected that the Greenland and West Antarctic Shelf ice would have completely melted by about 2070. Now they say that's probably a "best case" - 2070 is the latest by which the ice will have melted. That ice, if completely melted into the seas, accounts for 35 feet of global sealevel rise, on average. Greater tidal ranges will mean much coastline 45-50 feet above current sealevel will be submerged on a daily basis. Where 80-90% of humans live. Regional "ice ages", like a newly Scandinavian Europe, and other "tipping points" make things even worse. That's all in the next 50 years, not 100, not 1000. I don't think our civilization can stand that rapid a change. So "investing in Siberian farmland" is certainly on my mind, but not by paying for papers issued by the Russian government.

      You might reject all that as paranoid. That's OK with me. See you on the other side.

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    92. Re:Let me be the first to say by Darby · · Score: 1

      Myth 1: Ninjas are marsupials

      FACT: Ninjas are mammals!


      Hogwash.
      Ninjas were created by FSM to demonstrate that it was possible to have something as lame as pirates are cool.

      May his noodly apendage smack you upside your heathen head.

    93. Re:Let me be the first to say by Kobun · · Score: 1

      Finally, a chance to post again. My original post was thoroughly misinterpreted, but oh well. It seems I just can't hand out a multiple-meaning phrase quite as offhandedly as I did.

    94. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That court case means nothing. It certainly doesn't prove the election was stolen. So...show me something that proves the election was stolen. As I said, you can't because it doesn't exist.

      Here's a newsflash: Every election has problems. They always have and they always will. People only get pissy when it's close. Just like last years governer's race in Washington state. Court cases, recounts, the whole ball of wax. I'm not happy with the results, but I'm not screaming stolen election. I just don't like who was elected.

      So. Give up the stolen election bs. It's not going to help you now. It will hurt you though, if you keep it up.

    95. Re:Let me be the first to say by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      You are right in that human beings will adapt. However don't expect that process to be quick, or painless.

      There will be no need for it to be quick. We're talking about the consequences of very, very slowly rising temperature and sea levels. Because it isn't quick, the pain, such as it is, will most likely be well spread out, and so not very painful in point of fact.

      This isn't comparable to war. It's not a given. It might be happening, and it might not.

      If it is happening, then it'll be extremely slow, most unlike war. No maybe about that; it will be glacially slow. The temperature changes a few degrees in a hundred years. We won't notice at all on an individual basis, and agriculture will have plenty of time to adjust. The sea comes up a few feet in a hundred years. We'll pull back from the shore at a commensurate rate. In some places — others won't be affected. Now, what's interesting about this is that cities, ports and so on go through large changes over these periods anyway, as an educational walk along the NYC docks will show you. Buildings and docks fall down, access decays and must be rebuilt, waterways must be dredged and so on.

      And of course, in the mean time we'll have developed another hundred more years of technology to backstop us.

      Nope, I'm definitely not worried about the pain level. :-)

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    96. Re:Let me be the first to say by jbengt · · Score: 1

      At a given place, in a given year, 0.04 deg C is next to nothing.
      But on a global scale, over a number of years, continuing to break the previous record by 0.04 deg C adds up to an ecological crisis.
      1/2 a degree can have a huge impact when it's the difference between below freezing and above freezing. It can accelerate the beginning of spring weather and delay the onset of winter. This can lead to extinctions of cooperative species when plants that bloom before the pollinating insects arrive.
      Also, the global changes are not spread out evenly, so that tropical areas are not as affected, while the poles are losing ice at an alarming rate, which creates a positive feedback because the white snow and ice is no longer reflecting sunlight.
      It's like we are playing with fire without realizing how bad it can get if we don't contain it. I believe our great-grandchildren will be reading in their history books about how short-sighted we were.

    97. Re: Let me be the first to say by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Sure there are lots of Greenhouse deniers, and no shortage of oil-business newspapers, like the Calgary Alberta Sun, that will print them. Because there's no shortage of oil and coal money to buy their hot air the press that keeps them in business.

      Maybe if they bought more of the hot air the warming problem would go away.

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    98. Re:Let me be the first to say by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      But on a global scale, over a number of years, continuing to break the previous record by 0.04 deg C adds up to an ecological crisis.

      We're not "continuing to break the previous record" 2005 may break the record for 1998, which is something else entirely. There is no sign that 2006 will do it again, and in fact since 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001, 2000, and 1999 didn't, I wouldn't be the least surprised if it didn't happen again for five more years, or even at all.

      Yes, adding .04 degrees for ten consecutive years results in .4 degrees. Adding it every five means that it'll take fifty to go the same distance. And in the meantime, the whole world will change. Fossil fuels will become very expensive. Technology will proceed apace, hydrogen or who-knows-what becoming the energy source du jour. Our current technical ability to absorb CO2 (which is already considerable) will increase, our manufacturing will become more sophisticated... maybe we'll welcome rebuilding a city or two. Panic and frenzy is simply not called for.

      1/2 a degree can have a huge impact when it's the difference between below freezing and above freezing. It can accelerate the beginning of spring weather and delay the onset of winter. This can lead to extinctions of cooperative species when plants that bloom before the pollinating insects arrive.

      This has happened many times before, and it will happen many times again. When I was a kid, my yard was filled with lightning bugs. Little flashy buggers everywhere. They're gone now. Things change. That doesn't bother me. I never thought we had a mandate for world stagnation in any case. If things change for the worse, I'll worry. They're not changing for the worse. What we're hearing is that some scientists think that things may change for the worse at some point in the future, based upon very skimpy data. That's not enough to get excited about.

      Also, the global changes are not spread out evenly, so that tropical areas are not as affected, while the poles are losing ice at an alarming rate, which creates a positive feedback because the white snow and ice is no longer reflecting sunlight.

      Again, no different from any other time. Things change. Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot. Get used to the idea. Adapt. It's in your genes. Or at least, it's in mine.

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    99. Re:Let me be the first to say by Reziac · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the T-Rex skeleton on display at Montana State University was dug up somewhere in the neighbourhood of Gallatin Gateway. Which is now one of the coldest winter spots on the planet, and hardly tropical in summer. Somehow I doubt humanity was around to cause "global cooling" back in ol' T-Rex's day, either ;)

      The last time we had major global warming, the Brits took to growing grapes. [It just occurred to me... that was also the heyday of many N.A. Indian tribes, and some of the pre-European-era die-off was probably due to failure to adapt when the climate cooled back down.] Presumably another such cycle will eventually come along without bothering to consult humanity's preferences, and large swaths of Canada will become good for something besides caribou and mosquitoes. For a few centuries or a few millennia, anyway. Then the sun cycle will swing back the other way, and there'll be wailing and gnashing of teeth about how [insert politically-incorrect human activity here] is causing global cooling.

      I recall from the "humanity will destroy the world" models popular some decades back, that the big fear back-then was indeed global cooling due to industrial particulate matter. I want to see the factory that can compete with Krakatoa. ;)

      Regardless, the megaclimate will do whatever it damn pleases, and we'll just have to adapt -- after all, that's what humans are best at, and why we've become the dominant species on this planet.

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    100. Re:Let me be the first to say by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      IIRC, the T-Rex skeleton on display at Montana State University was dug up somewhere in the neighbourhood of Gallatin Gateway

      I'm over on the east side by Fort Peck lake, which is where most of the good stuff is and where most of the big dinos are found. Tyrannosaurs, Stegosaurs, Triceratops... even our local high school (Glasgow, MT) has a reasonably complete (and large!) triceratops in the hallway next to the football trophies; that's a good indicator of the richness of the field here. I've found vertebrate remains myself, but I am a rock collector (though I hunt crystals, not fossils, they are in the same region) so I'm out there fairly often.

      I recall from the "humanity will destroy the world" models popular some decades back, that the big fear back-then was indeed global cooling due to industrial particulate matter. I want to see the factory that can compete with Krakatoa. ;)

      When Mt. St. Helens blew (and mind you, it's 1/3 of a continent away from here) we had to clean the ash off our cars each morning. When Yellowstone burned — many hundreds of miles from here — our sunsets were altered for an entire summer. When the panic-stricken scream about global warming... nothing happens. Imagine that. ;-)

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    101. Re:Let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Look, it's MORE THAN OBVIOUS that companies will lose A LOT OF MONEY if the U.S. abides by the Kyoto Protocol. "

      No, it isn't. It would be true to say that some existing business models might become less competitive but this does not mean that companies will lose a lot of money unless they are prepared to adapt to changing circumstances. Some companies stand to gain from the opportunity. The requirement would be for businesses to adapt to new circumstances and regulatory frameworks which has happened time and time again. And if Kyoto pushed companies towards more energy efficiency pushing the USA away from dependence on oil (The USA uses 50% more oil per unit of GDP than the OECD average) then it might begin to insulate the USA from oil price increases and any attendant economic shocks.

    102. Re:Let me be the first to say by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Wow, didn't know there were good fossil fields near Glasgow, tho I do recall there are some out in the sticks beyond Billings somewhere. -- Given the area's economy, I doubt any serious budget went into digging up that triceratops, which in itself goes to show that it must have been relatively accessable. ("Hey, pa, look what Shep dug up from the south forty!!")

      I was living near Bozeman (Belgrade actually) when Mt.St.Helens blew, so a couple hundred miles closer than you, if not significant in contintenal distance (or geography -- since it had to cross major mountain ranges to get to MT!) We got about a quarter inch of ash, mostly very fine powdery stuff, but with some sandy grit, about like medium sandpaper grit. Looked like it was snowing out for three days. -- My uncle's ranch is about 20 miles west of Ft.Benton, and they got a good enough ashing, loaded with mineral micronutrients, that the next year's wheat crop averaged 100 bushels/acre, and some spots hit 120 bu./acre!! (For the non-farmers here, 60 to 80 bu./acre is the average range for healthy cropland.)

      Don't remember when Yellowstone last had a noteworthy fire (or if I was still in MT at the time -- I left in 1984) but I do remember the whopping sunsets we got after big fires in the Bob Marshall Wilderness.

      Now I'm in SoCal, and seems to me that here, the average person's ordinary state of mind is unreasoning panic over some disaster or other, often imaginary, and invariably blown all out of proportion (helped along by news media that have nothing better to suck eyeballs to ads with). You've heard of the four California seasons? Fire, Flood, Riot, and Earthquake!

      And if the world ever does end due to something humanity does, well, it'll just be evolution in action. ;)

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    103. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      So you're no longer defending the study? Fine by me. Oh, also, I like your clever play there. You saw you couldn't claim the climate change would happen in 20 years because you'd have to handle the thorny issue of why you haven't bought real estate in Siberia, and you couldn't claim it would happen in 1000 years, because technology will be much better then, so you went for the middle road: it'll happen in 50 years. Too late for investors to make decisions based on it, and too early for technology to solve the problem. Good play, my man, good play.

      Anyway, I was about to go to the park with my kids, but I had to stay in because they forecast turned out to be faulty - rain did fall, despite their predictions. But yeah, you go and make sure we avoid the 100% certain fate of our planet to succumb to climate change if present practices continue. I'll go back to wondering why they can predict 50 years ahead, but not 3 days.

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    104. Re:Let me be the first to say by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      If you can't tell the difference between weather and climate, don't worry. You don't stand a chance anyway. And if you "splitting the difference" between 20 and 1000 years, is 50, you won't be much use, anyway. Especially if you use your innumeracy and pseudoscience to ignore the actual climatologists when you fail to score points in a petty debate with me.

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    105. Re:Let me be the first to say by LeonGeeste · · Score: 1

      Where to start, where to friggin start:

      -I never used the term "splitting the difference"; quotation marks are dishonest.

      -I know the difference between weather and climate, but if you don't understand the atmosphere well enough to predict 3 days ahead, you hold little hope for 50 years.

      -Claiming that investors and therefore prices do not account for future likely change is pseudoscience. Critiquing a paper's inconclusiveness is not pseudoscience.

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  3. My plans are on track by waynemcdougall · · Score: 4, Funny
    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.
    Nothing can possibly go wrong now.
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    1. Re:My plans are on track by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the alarming increase in obesity along with this prediction - how long can it be until the USA is one giant pool of melted human fat?

    2. Re:My plans are on track by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Just keep pressing that button every 108 minutes!

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  4. Volcanic eruption you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting
    1. Re:Volcanic eruption you say? by richdun · · Score: 1

      Whoa whoa, that article is dated yesterday. It can't appear on Slashdot for another two days. Mod it Offtopic, then on Saturday go back and mod it Insightful or Interesting.

    2. Re:Volcanic eruption you say? by CanSpice · · Score: 1

      No. Major eruptions are needed, not puffs of steam and ash.

  5. I'm starting to believe. by yagu · · Score: 4, Funny

    With each damning new report and every shred if indicting evidence that indeed the earth is entering into massive warming because of human activity it scares me a little more. As an average citizen, I am trying to help by:

    • keeping my hot tub set at 101 degrees or less
    • never setting the thermostat higher than 78 in the winter, or less than 72 in the summer
    • avoiding jack rabbit accelerations in my HumVee during my 60 mile commute to and from work
    • never, never using acclerants to start fires when clearing the trees from my property
    • always making sure my tv, stereo, and five computers are turned off when I leave the house
    • being careful to stay mostly on the trails when I'm riding my off-rode motorcycle (hmmmm, same goes for the HumVee)
    • filling the bathtub only 3/4 full when taking a bath each day

    I only wish others would wake up and smell the coffee and be diligent too.

    1. Re:I'm starting to believe. by bcat24 · · Score: 5, Funny
      I only wish others would wake up and smell the coffee and be diligent too.

      Nooooo! Making coffee only worsens global warming!
    2. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Rorschach1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heck yeah, I've got a 20-amp coffee maker that starts brewing a batch every morning at 4:00 whether I'm home or not! How's that for diligence?

    3. Re:I'm starting to believe. by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      Shhh... don't say anything or you'll anger all the new Canadian coffee farmers!

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    4. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Seumas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As an average citizen, I don't even care. I'll be dead before it ever impacts me. That's not a very nice thing to say - I know - but it's practical.

      How many hundreds of people will have to nit-pick their entire lives over every purchase they make, every item they reuse, every thing they throw away, every little thing they consume, washing out tin cans to reuse them for... whatever... -- just to compensate for one illegally dumped barrel or government legitimized "waste disposal"?

      Anyway, I figure I've already done my part. I don't drive or own a car and I don't intend to have any kids.

      Frankly, I'm not sold on "man is killing the planet and causing it to heat up!". I'm open to it, but not sold on it. Nevertheless, it doesn't hurt for people, businesses and governments to take precautions anyway. Just because we may not be directly responsible for any global warming or cooling wouldn't mean that we shouldn't try to keep our planet clean and habitable for all on it anyway.

      If this trend continues though, I'll just start wearing whatever the appropriate colored ribbon is that shows I care about the environment. Look at all the people with aids that red ribbons have helped. It's almost like fricking prayer beads! Ooh!

    5. Re:I'm starting to believe. by floormasn56 · · Score: 1

      With each damning new report and every shred if indicting evidence that indeed the earth is entering into massive warming because of human activity So you now have proof that's it's HUMAN (code word for U.S.A.) it doing it? Then how do you explain the warming that is also taking place on MARS?? http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age _031208.html

    6. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      avoiding jack rabbit accelerations in my HumVee during my 60 mile commute to and from work


      Maybe you're willing to live in a hellish ghetto close to work, but most others aren't. Not to mention it's nice to have a yard bigger than a postage stamp, to be unburdened by oppressive zoning and property laws, and so on.


      Sprawl is a problem but there are root causes that need to be addressed rather than mouthing foolish platitudes about "living green". For starters, unbridled immigration (legal and otherwise) which is driving up housing prices, straining natural resources, and increasing crime.

    7. Re:I'm starting to believe. by DigitalHammer · · Score: 1

      # keeping my hot tub set at 101 degrees or less
      # never setting the thermostat higher than 78 in the winter, or less than 72 in the summer


      Celcius. :O

    8. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Then how do you explain the warming that is also taking place on MARS?? http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age _031208.html

      Oh Christ, don't start that. There was a thread a couple weeks ago where someone found a way to blame the US and George Bush for global warming on Mars. They are also blaming the hurricanes on global warming, even though any meteorologist will tell you that global warming will create LESS hurricanes, not more.

      I am firmly of the belief that we don't know because we don't have long enough records, and frankly, humans are just not as smart or powerful as we like to think we are. The planet has withstood a lot more than we are throwing at it, so I have my doubts.

      I like lower emissions so the air doesn't make me barf. I like increased fuel efficiency because I am tired of giving money to terrorist nations. What I don't like is people who really don't care about the environment, but are just using it as a political tool because they hate capitalism. And the suckers who believe them because they are too lazy to do a little homework.

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    9. Re:I'm starting to believe. by hsoft · · Score: 1

      Do not forget that """ dumped barrel or government legitimized "waste disposal" """ are a by-product of something that was produced. This something was produced, because, somehow, someone asked for it to be produced. This someone, it's us. Not the government, not the big evil multinationals. us. Without us to drive the demand, there would be no multinationals to dump shit in the environment.

      Pollution is the same thing as drugs: The problem is not the supply, it's the DEMAND.

      It is up to every citizen to consume as less as possible, and to make sure that stuff we do buy is "ethical". When every citizen will do this, no multinational will pollute anymore.

      That being said, not having a car is a nice start!

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    10. Re:I'm starting to believe. by bergeron76 · · Score: 1

      You probably _will_ be around. That's the problem. Global warming is a logarithmic scale, not a linear one. We're quicly approaching the apex of that curve, and it curves UPward very fast. We'll see massive changes happen very rapidly.

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    11. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smelling coffee makes my hands shake.

      Drinking it; now that is an earth shaking experience. I know that is a fact because otherwise I would be the one doing the shaking and no one can shake like that.

    12. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Snocone · · Score: 1

      someone found a way to blame the US and George Bush for global warming on Mars.

      Oh, you've got to show us THAT one. Please.

    13. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Seumas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And exactly how do we know that? How many ice ages has "recorded history" gone through? None, I'm pretty sure. Didn't we just discover fire before the last ice-age? We don't even have weather statistics for the entire past century - but we somehow know for sure that global warming is real, is entirely caused by humans and is going to kill us all?

      There's nothing wrong with playing it safe. There's certainly no reason for society not to conserve and live clean, but let's not jump to conclusions, either.

    14. Re:I'm starting to believe. by scotch · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Immigration isn't driving up housing prices. Increase demand for houses is driving up housing prices. That demand doesn't come from an influx of immigrants, it comes from an increasing trend for people to buy multiple homes (e.g. vacation homes, summer homes) and from people buying homes as investments (i.e. speculation). If you weren't an AC, you would know all that.

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    15. Re:I'm starting to believe. by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Ever seen how much toxic waste comes out of a 30 year old ship? Imagine 100's of them being taken apart.

    16. Re:I'm starting to believe. by nathanh · · Score: 1
      With each damning new report and every shred if indicting evidence that indeed the earth is entering into massive warming because of human activity So you now have proof that's it's HUMAN (code word for U.S.A.) it doing it? Then how do you explain the warming that is also taking place on MARS?? http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mars_ice-age _031208.html [space.com]

      I explain it as people looking for any excuse to justify their wasteful SUV.

      As to the science, there is no evidence to warrant the conclusion there is global warming on Mars.

    17. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Keebler71 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Anyway, I figure I've already done my part. I don't drive or own a car and I don't intend to have any kids.

      Translation: "I'm lazy, poor and can't get laid."

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    18. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of those things almost make up for the fact that you drive a HumVee.

    19. Re:I'm starting to believe. by xgamer04 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure similar arguments were made when a certain political party took power in a certain western European nation in the early 20th century.

      (hey look, it's godwin)

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    20. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being "Scotch" didn't help you add that divorces also lead to increased home demand. Don't bash the "AC" - the cowards are those who suppress free, anonymous speech.

    21. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      Translation: I don't need a car to feel free or justify the size of my dick. When I need a car, I rent one or hire a driver. Most of the chicks I hook up with don't have cars either. I'm guessing you live somewhere that you couldn't possibly commute without one. Not everyone lives in such a place. Much like New York and Chicago, a car can be a hinderance for us in certain places.

      And even if I needed one and lived in a city where a car was convenient, I wouldn't own one. By not wasting a lot of money on a car each month, I'm able to justify my less than necessary purchase. Things like my second 30" Apple Cinema Display and my Omega Xbox 360 bundle on reserve at Gamestop.

      You might be surprised how little chicks care if you don't have a car when you have a driver taking you both out to an expensive exotic dinner.

      Anyway, I guess I can see the appeal of a car to your typical American male. I just don't get off on it. I'd rather have someone else do the driving while I do some work or read the newspaper or run through some documents for a meeting later in the day.

    22. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      Sense of humor - get one.

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    23. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And exactly how do we know that? How many ice ages has "recorded history" gone through? None, I'm pretty sure. Didn't we just discover fire before the last ice-age? We don't even have weather statistics for the entire past century - but we somehow know for sure that global warming is real, is entirely caused by humans and is going to kill us all?

      Do we have direct temperature records reaching back more than a century or so? No. We do have a variety of other sources such as tree ring data and ice cores that can provide estimates of temperature stretching back thousands and even tens of thousands of years. Collect enough of those proxy data sets from a decent variety of locations and types of sources and can calculate a reasonably accurate estimate of global temperatures stretching back about ten thousand years. There is, of course, room for interpretation on which proxy data series to include or exclude and exactly how tight the error margins on historical temperature estimation are based on the temperature calculation techniques. The result, however, is that unless you are very selective in how you interpret the data there is a notable upswing - that is to say acceleration beyond the roughly cyclical behaviour - in global temperature for the last century or so. The data we have so far is pretty clear, we are experiencing notable global warming.

      Is global warming entirely caused by humans? I think it's safe to say no. I doubt you'll find any serious scientist or non-politically motivated person saying otherwise. What we do know is that according to our understanding of physics CO2 will tend to trap heat. We also have (via those ice cores etc.) historical C02 records. It turns out that C02 levels and global temperature correlate extremely well (though not perfectly - there are clearly other factors at play). That is we have good correlation (over a roughly 400,000 years via the vostok ice core, less via other methods but with similar results), and via basic physics we have sound reasons to believe in causation. We also know that C02 levels have spiked dramatically over the last 150 years, above any previous levels from the last 400,000 years or so.

      Given all of that I think we can reasonably suggest that there is good evidence that human actions may well be having a significant effect on the global climate, and that the global climate is indeed warming. Of course we may still be mistaken, but given the evidence I think the burden of proof now falls on those who deny any signficant impact from humanity in terms of global warming.

      Jedidiah.

    24. Re:I'm starting to believe. by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you'll probably be dead before global climate change impacts you. And if not, well, you can always kill yourself. Looks like your bases are covered.

    25. Re:I'm starting to believe. by isotpist · · Score: 1

      Parent says "As an average citizen, I don't even care. I'll be dead before it ever impacts me. .....)

      Unless you are over 60 or in especially ill health you are most likely wrong about this.

    26. Re:I'm starting to believe. by tooth · · Score: 1
      As an average citizen, I don't even care. I'll be dead before it ever impacts me. That's not a very nice thing to say - I know - but it's practical.

      Hey, if there wasn't a law against it, I'd mow you down in my hum-vee. It's not a very nice thing to say - I know - but it wouldn't impact me and it's more practical not to swerve or brake!

    27. Re:I'm starting to believe. by scotch · · Score: 1

      I was going to respond that point about divorces being is demonstratably wrong, but I'm not sure who I'm talking to, so why bother? At least you have your free anonymous speech though [scotch starts humming the national anthem] - jesus, I think I'm going to cry.

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    28. Re:I'm starting to believe. by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What I don't like is people who really don't care about the environment, but are just using it as a political tool because they hate capitalism.

      They don't hate capitalism, they hate anyone else who has more money than they do. The whole 'we have to change our lifestyle NOW' shtick really means 'YOU have to change your lifestyle now, and I'll use the government to force you to make that change if I can get away with it'. Typical extremist behavior, trying to subvert government power through public opinion so they can tell some other group of people what to do, or think, or say, or how to live their lives, and punish that group if they step out of line.

      Whether they be hard-core environmentalists or religious fundamentalists, an extremist is an extremist is an extremist. All extremists have the exact same goal: to get you on your knees, kneeling before them, beaten and defeated, while they think of ways to get their malicious little rocks off by doing unto you in whatever fashion they think will upset you the most, or cause the most harm. Extremists are dangerous and evil people.

      Max

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    29. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      You're an insensitive twat. Humor causes you to laugh, releasing more naseaus environmentally damaging biological product (or maybe it's just me... I had a roach-coach lunch). I, for one, care enough about mother earth to refrain from enjoying this "humor" that you so frivolously speak of. I bet you're one of those bastards who take aerasol spray cans and lighters and make mini blow-torches out of them (presuming you can still buy aerasol cans...?)

      Speaking of which . . . I just saw a car in front of us at a drive-through today. It had all sorts of anti-gun, anti-hunting, anti-oil, pro-environment, pro-abortion, pro-education, pro-vegetarian bumper stickers plastered all over the back.

      Do you know what kind of car this woman was driving? A big SUV.

      sigh

    30. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Seumas · · Score: 1

      As an average AMERICAN citizen . . . 66% of us are going to die in our 30s while walking our pork-asses to the kitchen to get more nachos during the ball-game.

      Really though, I'm not going to lose sleep over it. People were talking about the end of the world because of environmental problems or nuclear power plants or any number of things for decades and we've always managed to finish the decade out without being consumed by evil green zombificating gasses.

      The problem I have isn't with whether or not global warming is real and based on human actions. My problem is that people are busy debating about that and acting as if we shouldn't bother pursuing further government regulation and standards until we know for sure... by which time it might be too late. And even if it isn't, isn't not dumping shit into our waterways and being able to breath without developing asthma from the LA smog at the age of ten a good thing anyway?

      But hey... corporate progress is more important than.. like... breathing. It's up to you and I to just be good little americans and consume and consume and consume.

    31. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, if it is demonstrably wrong, demonstrate. Regarding, anonymity, I don't care who you are, where you live, and I have no reason to attach your comments to your person ad infinitum. Knowing who I am talking to - however nice - is not as great a value as not having that talk linked to me indefinitely (not that this thread is a hot button issue or something to be concerned about).

    32. Re:I'm starting to believe. by scotch · · Score: 1

      You don't get it. Log in, and we can have a discussion about divorce rates, property values, and a million other things. Otherwise, it's not a conversation, it's a series of drive-by soliloquies.

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    33. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, are you like paid to be obnoxious? Either you got the goods on housings and divorce rates or you don't. As to discussing a million other things... why?

    34. Re:I'm starting to believe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That demand doesn't come from an influx of immigrants, it comes from an increasing trend for people to buy multiple homes"

      LOL. Yeah, that's it.

  6. Not that long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not exactly a very long time frame, geolocially speaking. I wonder if it's valid to draw any conclusions based on such short term changes.

    1. Re:Not that long by richdun · · Score: 1

      This is not exactly a very long time frame, geolocially speaking.

      Well if the whole universe was created in six 24 hour days, then at least for me 50 years is a good time frame.

      But seriously, this is reminding me of how the number of cancers detected in 2005 is so dramatically more than the number detected in 1940. The real problem is all these statistics - if we wouldn't keep records of these things we wouldn't be able to draw all these conclusions - and no amount of backward extrapolation from various geological records is going to be able to definitively determine the warming/cooling patterns. We know there are ice ages, we know there are not-so-ice ages, but the precise statistics to start drawing causations just isn't there. Geology speaks in time periods of millenia, even thousands of millenia, not years or even centuries.

    2. Re:Not that long by Nilmat · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a long timeframe geologically speaking, but human civilization doesn't operate on geologic timescales. And the warming we're seeing (and what will likely occur in the future, even according to the most conservative models) is on the same order as that seen in glacial/interglacial cycles but is happening on human timescales. That's the whole problem. . . we've never had to deal with climate change this large while at the same time juggling the lives of >6 billion people at the same time.

    3. Re:Not that long by jbex · · Score: 1

      ... and global temperatures at the end of the Cretaceous / start at the Tertiary were much warmer than today (~15C)

    4. Re:Not that long by demonbug · · Score: 1
      We know there are ice ages, we know there are not-so-ice ages, but the precise statistics to start drawing causations just isn't there. Geology speaks in time periods of millenia, even thousands of millenia, not years or even centuries.


      This has been true, and still largely is, but it is changing. Some of the larger ice cores, for example the GISP2 from Greenland, can give annual precision well beyond the last ice age (GISP2 goes back to at least 110,000 ybp with annual layers). The Vostok core from Antarctica, although not providing annual precision (I believe it is at least decadal, however) goes back several hundred thousand years at least (I think as much as 800 ka, but I don't remember for sure) - that is several glacial/interglacial cycles (not mini-cycles within one glaciation). So yes, in general geology deals with time scales of hundreds of thousands and millions of years, but there are increasing numbers of studies involving high-resolution paleoclimate records of the "recent" past.

    5. Re:Not that long by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "...no amount of backward extrapolation from various geological records is going to be able to definitively determine the warming/cooling patterns."

      ok, no more talk about geological event until you understand what you are saying.

      sheesh.

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    6. Re:Not that long by richdun · · Score: 1

      Good points. It's much like any good science. Right now we only understand the tip of the iceberg (or the glacier) of climate on a large time scale. I guess the analogy would be the theories on evolution that came out just after Darwin but before modern genetics. And just like evolution, the more we discover, the more theories are refined. I just don't like people who jump on early theories and proclaim fact long before it's due.

  7. It's All Lies by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all lies, I tell you, all lies! It's a conspiracy by the atheistic climatological establishment to make us all buy small cars and turn off our lights. It's every American's God-given right to puke greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. But thank God that George W. Bush, His faithful servant, is making sure that these foul secularist reports are altered, so that we can continue our God-sanctioned practice of driving large vehicles, burning fossil fuels for electricity and all those other things that a proper Christian country ought to do.

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    1. Re:It's All Lies by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

      The saddest thing about your post is that it will be modded +5 Interesting or Funny in stead of -5 Flamebait.

    2. Re:It's All Lies by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ecological catastrophe is in revelations. It must be fufilled so that the lord may return, clean it up and let the meek rule the world while the know-it-all science geeks get poked by demons for their materialistic ambitions and lack of faith.
      Amen.

    3. Re:It's All Lies by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sad isn't it? Just like when I mock pseudo-scientists attacking evolution, and get rewarded for it, so I get rewarded for mocking pseudo-scientists who attack global warming.

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    4. Re:It's All Lies by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      It was funny...
      Besides, you can't get -5. Nothing lower than -1.

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    5. Re:It's All Lies by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Its ok. I have yet to meet a geek who couldn't control a daemon or two.

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    6. Re:It's All Lies by danharan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thank god we have scientists like George H. Taylor quoted in those independent articles, and the companies like Exxon that fund their work. Working for Tech Central Science Foundation, Taylor consistently helps further the agenda of pure science and the protection of American Values (TM).

      Not to mention the money Exxon generously gives to Bush.

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    7. Re:It's All Lies by GWBasic · · Score: 1

      The meek will inherit the earth because all of the smart people will fly away in spaceships to a newly-terraformed Mars!

    8. Re:It's All Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen - Now, let's all fart with the cows!

    9. Re:It's All Lies by warpSpeed · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new intelegent design luddite overlords...

    10. Re:It's All Lies by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Mock the pseudo-science of the global warming lobby, though, and watch your karma float gently away on a stream of negative moderation. The /. biases aren't half as organized as you make them out to be.

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    11. Re:It's All Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're modded Funny and you might even think you're joking yourself, but those people really do think like this. It's why most of them unequivocally support the State of Israel: the return of the Jews to the Holy Land is seen as a precondition to the Second Coming.

      All I'm saying is don't say this too loud. If they don't already think this, we don't want to be giving them any ideas.

    12. Re:It's All Lies by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1

      And thank god we have people who can play the game six-degrees of separation with such skill. You know they even list people that give presentations to organisations that they don't like? Say something that exxonsecrets.org doesn't like and on the list you go - I'm sure there's a connection there somewhere, it only needs to be who you talk to.

      Care to actually talk about the science rather than playing vacuous ad hominem games?

      Geogre Taylor's key quote, and the one that seemingly damns him in the eyes of exxonsecrets.org, is that he said the economic cost of Kyoto would be huge for insignificant climate gain. You know what... (shhh!) that's true. No sensible economist suggests that Kyoto is anything other than a politically driven public relations exercise which will have huge economic costs. (And just quietly, that is why practically no countries will actually implement the treaty, as opposed to signing the pretty piece of paper and sticking it on their wall, and meet their targets.)

    13. Re:It's All Lies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very, very few people think that way. I have yet to meet one that does. People like Israel because Israel likes us way more than the people against Israel like us. There's no nefarious purpose for the vast majority.

    14. Re:It's All Lies by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      The "global warming lobby", eh? Who would that be? What would they be lobbying for? Show them to me, already.

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    15. Re:It's All Lies by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Thank god I'm an athiest.

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    16. Re: It's All Lies by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Mock the pseudo-science of the global warming lobby, though, and watch your karma float gently away on a stream of negative moderation.

      Tell us more about this global warming lobby.

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    17. Re:It's All Lies by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      You know, it amazes me that so many in the /. crowd are barking for the Kyoto Treaty and other political nonsense while at the same time complaining how the government can't ever do anything right.

      When is the last time a law was passed for any reason other than to give the appearance of doing something, regardless of the effect it might have? And how are these treaties any different? After all, it's not their money they are spending.

      I'd love to give you a +10 Insightful.

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  8. volcano! by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't count out a huge volcanic eruption. With all the natural disasters so far this year, a nice big poof out of a volcano would round things out nicely.

    1. Re:volcano! by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "Don't count out a huge volcanic eruption. With all the natural disasters so far this year, a nice big poof out of a volcano would round things out nicely."

      Newsflash: The Vatican has announced that there are now Seven Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Cataclysmic Eruption, Typhoon, and Tsunami have the joined the elite group that previously consisted only of War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.

      Tornado and Nuclear Winter have issued a statement that they are upset with the choices of the mortal vessel of God. "How can we know that Cataclysmic Ereuption is up to the task? We have no paper trail that indicates how CE will act when put to the test in modern times. Despite assurances that CE is just as badass as the rest the Horsemen, we submit that this is an example of cronyism at its worst."

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  9. Hot Air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  10. Knock on wood by sveskemus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Yeah, a major vulcano eruption. That's just what we need after all the hurricanes, floods, earthquakes and the tsunami.

    1. Re:Knock on wood by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, the tsunami was last year.

  11. The Bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure the Republicans are behind this.

    1. Re:The Bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just curious as to exactly who the moron was that modded this informative - funny or flamebait maybe - but informative?

      Methinks someone has been sucking on some other gasses...

    2. Re:The Bastards by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, (3: informative). This place is hilarious.

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    3. Re:The Bastards by iainl · · Score: 1

      Blame the decision to make "+1, Funny" not award Karma any more. The post probably deserves one of those, but if it gets a couple, then gets marked back down with even one "-1, Overrated" then the poster actually ends up worse off than they started. So many people are awarding Informative, Insightful and all the other innapropriate positive moderations in less-than-great attempt to work around it.

      I'm not sure I agree with the idea, but I can understand why they feel that way.

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  12. That's good! by picz+plz · · Score: 0

    People who heat with oil and natural gas will be happy to hear this. I heard heating oil and gas will cost a hell of a lot more this winter.

  13. Re:What? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    The soot, ash and other debris blocks out some of the energy from the sun.

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  14. major volcanic eruption.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about the past year - and now you're saying only a major volcanic eruption would stop from setting this record. Just asking for it ain't ya? ... we're doomed.

  15. Re:What? by pclminion · · Score: 1
    Why would a volcanic eruption cause cooling?!

    Because ash tends to block the sun? This has been documented time and again for over a hundred years. Large eruptions cool the earth.

  16. Re:What? by temojen · · Score: 3, Informative

    Fine ash particulates in the atmosphere reflect solar radiation (light and heat) back into space.

  17. The real question is by DoctorPhish · · Score: 4, Funny

    How long until my House in the Canadian Rockies becomes tropical beachfront?

    1. Re:The real question is by blamanj · · Score: 4, Informative

      Check out these maps to see how the coastlines would change (and have changed since the last ice age).

      No, the Canadian Rockies aren't threatened, but Florida would be about 1/3 under water if the West Antarctic ice sheet melted, and about 90% underwater if the East sheet melted as well.

    2. Re:The real question is by dxprog · · Score: 1

      In about 11.38 million years. I hope that doesn't dissapoint you too much.

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    3. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Florida would be about 1/3 under water if the West Antarctic ice sheet melted, and about 90% underwater if the East sheet melted as well.


      I'm trying to see the downside...

    4. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on how well I can keep you distracted while the moving guys jack up the house and drive it away on the truck...

    5. Re:The real question is by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Good thing Antarctica's getting colder, isn't it?

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    6. Re:The real question is by drsquare · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, the Canadian Rockies aren't threatened, but Florida would be about 1/3 under water if the West Antarctic ice sheet melted, and about 90% underwater if the East sheet melted as well.

      Antarctica doesn't have an east or west, because it's at a pole.

    7. Re:The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True but we still refer to the ice sheets as WAIS and EAIS.

    8. Re:The real question is by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Along the northern beach of Antarctica... Man it's got to be confuseing.

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  18. let me be the first to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let me be the first to say that running out of oil will cause global catastrope long before global warming will. I do believe we will see ice caps melting, seas rising, and coastal flooding in the next 100 years, but by then the world's population will be down to about 50-100 million, and we can all just move to higher ground.

  19. Re:Can't read.... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As with all sciences that some don't like, you can always find the odd man out. The question here is the concensus of the climatological community, not some guys on the payroll of oil companies, a few cranks and those who have sold their souls to the White House.

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  20. I don't know about you guys, but... by penguin_asylum · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's nice and cool in my new Hummer v2.

  21. Come on Mount St. Helens.... by SydShamino · · Score: 1

    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    Come on Mount St. Helens, you can pull us out of this mess!

    / starts staring at the web cam, waiting....
    http://www.fs.fed.us/gpnf/volcanocams/msh/

    Seriously, I suppose a drastic event now would make winter even harder for some part of the world, possibly killing many people and probably driving heating costs even higher than they are expected to be. Are there any good volcanoes in the southern hemisphere than could help us out and only cool down the southern summer?

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    1. Re:Come on Mount St. Helens.... by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > > Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.
      >
      > Come on Mount St. Helens, you can pull us out of this mess!

      But since we haven't developed the technology to trigger large volcanoes, we'll have to go with the next best thing!

      SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?

      ("Oh, it sounds like it misses him!")
      ("Yeah, weird, isn't it?")

      > How about Global Thermonuclear War?
      WOULDN'T YOU PREFER A GOOD GAME OF CHESS?

      > No, let's play Global Thermonuclear War.
      FINE.
      WHICH SIDE DO YOU WANT?

    2. Re:Come on Mount St. Helens.... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Seeing as Pinatubo affected climate world-wide, I'm not so certain that a suthern hemisphere eruption would limit its effects to that hemisphere.

      There are definitely volcanoes in New Zealand, South America, and the Pacific Rim that fit the bill.

      If you want some interesting reading about possible effects of cataclysmic eruptions,, try:http://www.geolsoc.org.uk/template.cfm?name=Su per1

      J

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  22. Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    This will obviously fuel environmental types and greenies who believe this is more evidence of global warming. And then you'll have the people who will correctly point out its still not necessarily because of humans.

    But I think even if global warming is real, it's not a big problem. We just came out of an ice age recently, I'd rather have it be more warm and cold. We'll just spend more time outdoors playing sports, enjoying the warm summer breeze, rather than freeze and shiver in the cold.

    To paraphrase Confucious, If Global Warming is inevitable, lay back and enjoy the ride. This is a Good Thing.

    1. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful
      But I think even if global warming is real, it's not a big problem. We just came out of an ice age recently, I'd rather have it be more warm and cold. We'll just spend more time outdoors playing sports, enjoying the warm summer breeze, rather than freeze and shiver in the cold.

      This sounds great until you realize that more atmospheric energy implies more extreme weather. And that it will shift climate zones so that regions which were once temperate become deserts, or deserts become rainforests. A shift in the atmospheric equilibrium will lead to more water vapor in the atmosphere, and more intense rains and flooding. The sudden melting of vast quantities of land-locked ice will release pressure from the earth and potentially lead to earthquakes (did you know that the island of Great Britain is slowly tilting because of the enormous weight of ice that was lifted during the last Ice Age? And that happened gently over thousands of years.)

      You know, maybe humans are responsible for global warming, and maybe they're not. But it's happening, and perhaps it would be prudent to do what we can to not enhance the warming any further. Because you know, why fuck with the one planet we've got?

    2. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by ghoul · · Score: 1

      You mean why fuck with the comfortable life you have now. I am sure people in the Sahara would be most willing to let the US become a desert while the Sahara becomes fertile land. All this global warming talk is just another way of using the planet to justify continuation of your comfortable lifestyle.

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    3. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by mickwd · · Score: 1

      Your post, and the fact that it was moderated +1,Insightful (at the time of writing) on a slightly-more-clued-up-about-science-than-the-gene ral-population web discussion forum, helps demonstrate the kind of problems people are going to face getting anything done about the problem.

      No doubt many people will reply at this point and say that it's not a problem, it's not the fault of humans, and/or nothing needs to be done about it.

      Just out of curiosity, if you do feel the need to answer in this way, I'd be curious if you could mention where in the world you're from. Just as a sort of random sample of the geographical distribution of the people who feel strongly that this talk of global warming is a big fuss about nothing.

    4. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always wanted to know... is ignorance actually bliss, or is that just a myth?

    5. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Rodness · · Score: 1

      We should build a huge exhaust fan to use all this extra heat to push our orbit outwards. As we generate more heat, we get further from the sun so we stay cooler. Earth maintains its status quo.

      And we'll spend less in rocket fuel to colonize Mars, because we'll be closer!

      (Yes, I am joking, but there's gotta be something useful we can do with this extra heat if we could channel it somehow. I leave figuring out what that something is as an exercise for the reader.)

    6. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from New Awleens. Where's my gubmint check, dammit?

    7. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Nilmat · · Score: 1
      We just came out of an ice age recently by geologic standards. On the scale of human civilization, which is what most of us are concerned about here, that happened a long time ago. And the last ~10ka, in which most of what we now think of as civilization has been created, has been climatically stable to an unprecedented degree.

      Of all the arguments often made against the importance of climate change, the one that makes the least sense to me is the one you just made.

    8. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe we don't understand what we are dealing with? Maybe nonlinear coupled systems are more complex than we think, and we might actually waste a whole lot of time and money passing laws rather than using that funding to create theorems and fund actual mathematicians. You know, maybe humans are creating a warmer planet, maybe our actions to prevent the warming will make it worse or be a huge waste of time - we do not know. It is a waste to speculate on something that we know very little about - it is feel-good politics and nothing more.

    9. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is a waste to speculate on something that we know very little about - it is feel-good politics and nothing more.

      So let's do some experiments first -- I'll go get a Control Earth from the back room.

    10. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by exclusive_lock · · Score: 1

      I think you might have a hard time trying to convince some people this is a good thing.
      With a warmer weather hurricanes will be even more powerful, same thing for floodings and tornadoes.

      We may or may not be entirely accountable for global warming but trying to maintain our way of life (should I say 'civilization'?) seems to be a valid reason to do our best to diminish our (big or small) effect on global warming.

    11. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

      I think the parent might have been a little tongue-in-cheek, but you do make some good points.

      Another one that's worth thinking about is the effect on animals and plants that live in a given climate. There is a whole ecosystem being driven northwards to San Francisco, as the climate warms. The warmer weather wilts leaves too early in the season to sustain the community, so it's all moving north into the cooler weather, as has happened before during climate change.

      The difference now, however, is that we have this massive city in the way. It's like moving the whole ecosystem to /dev/null, the whole thing is practically evaporating.

      Similarly, increases in temperature drive cloud and mist levels upward, so mountainous rainforest that rely on mists for water are suddenly dried out, and every single example has eventually just burned down in the dry.

      The seals that form the bulk of Polar Bear diets are moving with the change in climate, but the bears themselves aren't keeping up, being land-locked.

      I've said this in a previous post, but there's a great discussion of this in the rather frightening book The Weather Makers by Australian scientist Tim Flannery, which is due for release in the US about now.

    12. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have it be more warm and cold.

      Warm like Venus? If you perturb a chaotic system enough, it can spiral out of control. If global warming had some true upper bound, things might be awful and catastrophic (Think Katrina, globally, times 10,000) , but probably not the end of life on earth. I worry about a runaway greenhouse effect, where global temperatures rise above 100C. "Life goes on" doesn't apply if there's no liquid water.

      I think some of the points made by previous posters are intriguing. If mars is getting warmer, then we lack enough variables to understand the equation. Personally I think this means we should learn as much about the history of Mars and Venus (and for that matter, the Sun) as we can, to find out *what went wrong*.

    13. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worry about a runaway greenhouse effect, where global temperatures rise above 100C from when you perturb a chaotic system



      Ha, LOL. If the Earth's climate were actually choatic and actually being perturbed, maybe your two paragraphs of alarmist drivel would have actually meant something to somebody somewhere.
    14. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      [blockquote]
      This will obviously fuel environmental types and greenies who believe this is more evidence of global warming. And then you'll have the people who will correctly point out its still not necessarily because of humans.
      [/blockquote]
      Global warming is sort of a misleading focus. It's not the temperature that's directly at issue. It's the effects of that temperature increase. Higher average temperatures make everything more energetic. Temperature increase can make hurricane Katrina seem like a walk in the park. Hurricanes get stronger by feeding off of warm water. This is why they always weaken on land. Now think about making even more energy available. Stronger storms, blizzards (in some places since more moisture in the air is available), etc. The earthquake part I'm not so sure I buy into.

      The question to ask is this: How much will it hurt to play it safe and cut back on emissions, if pollution isn't contributing significantly to climate change? How much will it hurt if we do nothing, and we are adding to global warming?

      I for one would prefer to take the safer route, just in case. This used to be called taking a conservative approach, as in not sticking ones neck on the block needlessly. But I'd definately want to evenly scale back emissions at a measured rate.

      I would not for example do what Bush did with one of the major emissions rule changes made a couple of years ago. Diesel cars were virtually made illegal for sale in the US in a single stroke. The legal limit for the two pollutants that they give off in higher quantity than gasoline engines was reduced by a very large amount. Gas cars give off a great deal more CO2 than diesel. Diesel on the other hand produces more NOX, and particulates. The allowable levels for NOX were dropped drastically, while CO2 were cut a small amount. Industry needs time to make changes. For some reason gasoline based vehicles are given far more leeway in pollutant production for some reason.

      Oddly full size trucks and SUVs, were exempt from this. A large diesel truck getting 14 MPG is ok, but not a 50 MPG diesel passenger car... Luckily Volkwagon has figured out a way to get below the levels required. I'd not expect any more major cuts because then it would affect gasoline based cars... But it would have been far better to drop all emission levels by a set percentage. Wait for industry to catch up. Rinse, Repeat. This also will stimulate the economy, since companies will always be slowly making things cleaner. The tortoise not the hare.

      Anyways this is all Revelations type stuff, sooner or later it's gonna bite us in the ass.

    15. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Personally I think this means we should learn as much about the history of Mars and Venus (and for that matter, the Sun) as we can, to find out *what went wrong*.

      This assumes that Venus and Mars were earthlike to begin with.

      With Mars, most problems are said to be due to not enough gravity to hold onto an atmosphere forever. With Venus, well, never lost enough atmosphere or got too much of one. It's also much closer to the sun so it recieves a much larger amount of sunlight than Earth.

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    16. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the methane problem.
      If the temperature of the deep oceans increases by 5 degrees C, it would trigger a massive chain reaction. Methane would escape into the atmosphere, possibly causing another Permian extinction. The last time that happened, 90% of all earth's species suffocated, starved, and became extinct.

      http://www.killerinourmidst.com/

    17. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Sorry for the second post, but just noticed one other thing you said.

      If mars is getting warmer, then we lack enough variables to understand the equation.

      The Suns energy output has been increasing over at least the past 30 years.
      By 0.05% per decade. Referencing an earlier slashdot post
      http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=162466 &cid=13578513
      The output from the sun that hits the earth is 170,000 TW. Given that that has increased by 85TW/decade, that should be the explanation for at least part of the earths warming, and why mars is getting warmer as well. More heat into the system will result in the system getting warmer.

      One final thing, global warming is supposed to lead to weaker/fewer hurricanes. Katrina was hardly a strong storm. It was only a category 4 when it hit. Also, if it gets too strong it will tear itself apart. I think there is an actuall uper limit to the strength of a hurricane.

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    18. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      "more atmospheric energy implies more extreme weather"

      As a Texan, I shrug apathetically. The weather does what it does, and people deal with it. Or they don't deal with it, if you happen to live in Louisiana.

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    19. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by KylePflug · · Score: 1
      Diesel on the other hand produces more NOX, and particulates. The allowable levels for NOX were dropped drastically, while CO2 were cut a small amount. Industry needs time to make changes. For some reason gasoline based vehicles are given far more leeway in pollutant production for some reason.
      IIRC, the reasoning behind this is that many industrail/construction vehicles which run on diesel are some of the worst offenders in terms of pollution. I don't remember the numbers, but the gist is that in terms of pollution, the small number of diesel construction vehicles is vastly overrepresented in the resultant pollution. By drastically reducing the Diesel requirements, they can improve these vehicles, which allows for sort of a best of bost worlds solution for the consumer -- cleaner air, without necessarily making a large impact on consumer products.
    20. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One final thing, global warming is supposed to lead to weaker/fewer hurricanes. Katrina was hardly a strong storm. It was only a category 4 when it hit."

      So then why is half of my town missing? - Long Beach, MS

    21. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's why NASA was suprised at all that energy swirling around in those violent storms on the barely sun touched Neptune and Uranus. Maybe they're hotter than we thought.

    22. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dale, you giblet-head! This is Texas! It's 110 degrees in the shade, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!

    23. Re:Global Warming Is Not Bad by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

      It's not the construction equipment that was targeted for the most stringent levels. It was the consumer level, highly fuel efficient vehicles, like the Volkwagon Jetta TDI. Volkswagon has managed to overcome these issues, but none of the other car companies have found a way to meet these requirements.

      You'll notice that the full size trucks featuring diesel engines don't appear to have been impacted at all... Ford and Chevy are selling more diesels than ever, just not in greatly fuel efficient gearings....

      You should also notice that they're still making construction equipment with only minor changes.

      What you won't see is new 4-passenger cars that get 48Mpg and can do 0-60 in less than 10 seconds. The regulations appear to have been created specifically to remove this segment of vehicles from the market, and it's been largely successful at doing this.

      Note: When I first heard of the regulations, it was from diesel people saying that it would mean that the only diesel vehicles that would be legal to sell would in fact be the very vehicles that the laws proponents claimed they were trying to clean up.

  23. I like warmer weather by Vile+Slime · · Score: 1

    Hey,

    If I had to choose I'd rather it be a degree warmer than a degree colder.

    And who is to say that 1990 was the norm. 1734 could have been the norm. Or that 2005 is really that far away from the norm....

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    1. Re:I like warmer weather by Darius+Jedburgh · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter what the norm is. What matters is that we have things in the world that are adapted to conditions corresponding to whenever they were constructed. Someone who lives in New Orleans doesn't care what the norm is, they care whether or not the levees that were built in the past with certain expectations can withstand weather conditions that are likely to occur in the future.

    2. Re:I like warmer weather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The levees were not built to withstand the weather conditions that happened. A whole lot of people knew this. The cost to make them better wasn't justified by the risk of a large hurricane happening.

  24. What registration? by bcat24 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I didn't have to register to view it.

    1. Re:What registration? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because you already registered for the Washington Post and have a cookie saved...

    2. Re:What registration? by bcat24 · · Score: 1

      I don't think so; I cleared my cookies to check and didn't have to register or sign in. /me shrugs.

  25. Warmest 2005 on record? by toetagger1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many other 2005s do they have records of? If this is the only one, it will be the warmest, coldest, shortest, and longest 2005 on record forever!

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    1. Re:Warmest 2005 on record? by CyricZ · · Score: 2, Funny

      There was 2005 BC. And if the history Republicans told me about is correct, that would have been about the time that Moses was smiting homosexuals and Jesus was driving his SUV. Of course, it was a whole lot warmer then, too, because friendly industrialists had not yet filled the air with pollution to cleanse the sun's energy.

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    2. Re:Warmest 2005 on record? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's comments like parent's that provide me with a reason to continue reading Slashdot. :)

    3. Re:Warmest 2005 on record? by temojen · · Score: 1

      Lots of cultures have (or had) their own calendars, many of them started long before 2005 years ago.

    4. Re:Warmest 2005 on record? by StopSayingYouSir · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot. Everybody knows that 2005 means Jan. 1, 1970, 00:33:25

  26. Land sharks in Siberia by ghoul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    On a non related note real estate valuations in Siberia and Canada are rising to new highs.

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    1. Re:Land sharks in Siberia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Here in Quebec our summer has been rainy and hot, while we prepare for a dry and cold winter... pain in the ass, but still nothing compared to Siberia, where birds fall from the sky having heart attacks caused by frost.

      The real question nowadays is: where would we want to live? Only safe place seems to be SF :P

    2. Re:Land sharks in Siberia by igny · · Score: 1

      but still nothing compared to Siberia, where birds fall from the sky having heart attacks caused by frost.

      What are you talking about? It is mere -20C here in Siberia. Oh wait, you meant outside the house...

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  27. Re:What? by interiot · · Score: 1

    For example, the summer of 1816.

  28. Re:What? by demonbug · · Score: 1
    Large eruptions cool the earth.


    Just not the part right next to the volcano. That part can get pretty hot.

  29. Let me be the first troll to say by team99parody · · Score: 1, Interesting
    This can cause more good than harm.

    There's a ton of arible land in the world that does not have the absolutely-perfect-ideal climate.

    • Many cold areas - siberia, canada - may become nice temerate regions.
    • Many currently nice areas warmed by ocean streams (england) may suck as those ocean streams move elsewhere -- but it's just as plausable that nice-warm (or cool) ocean streams may end up pointing at other places that are currently too cool (or warm) and make them nice.
    • True, some deserts may get worse - others may get rain thanks to more evaporation

    The only people who really have a lot to lose are the huge-scale real-estate gamblers (companies like ADM who control a lot of currently nice farmland) - and that wealth will move to people who are now miserably poor (siberia).

    Please explain to me what that's a bad thing.

    1. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by LordPhantom · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Answer:
      * The intermediate period where famine and human suffering are caused by difficulty in both regions due to growing human population and temp. shinking food supply
      * Massive flooding along costal areas
      * Increased weather event strength due to warmer tropic waters
      * (and this is sure to get me modded +1 True) The poor Canadians when Texas gets the US to invade due to Texas becoming a desert... "YEE HA"

    2. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by the+real+manta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try telling that to people living in low lying coastal areas or on small islands.

    3. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What this guy said. Troll.

    4. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      The only people who really have a lot to lose are the huge-scale real-estate gamblers (companies like ADM who control a lot of currently nice farmland) - and that wealth will move to people who are now miserably poor (siberia).
      No, there's also the individual people who live in the areas that get less nice.

      Tim

    5. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      * The intermediate period where famine and human suffering are caused by difficulty in both regions due to growing human population and temp. shinking food supply

      It's hard to believe that arible land would move faster than the farming companies can rotate their crops. For staples (rice, wheat, etc) in a single planting season, they could choose more appropriate crops. For luxury goods from trees with many-year lifespans there might be shortages (wait for the orange trees to grow in greenland); but that's hardly a crisis.

      * Massive flooding along costal areas

      Which will make some insurance companies suffer until the government bails them out - but even the rich homeowners there will simply move to the new coastal areas in central-califoria/death-valley.

      * Increased weather event strength due to warmer tropic waters

      Agreed with this one. Building codes will have to be updated; and new cities probably shouldn't be built on flood planes (which was true before).

      * (and this is sure to get me modded +1 True) The poor Canadians when Texas gets the US to invade due to Texas becoming a desert... "YEE HA"

      +1 Ok, this one sold me. :-)

    6. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by clayasaurus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because it can trigger the next ice age, like a less dramatized version of "The Day After Tomorrow." "if enough cold, fresh water coming from the melting polar ice caps and the melting glaciers of Greenland flows into the northern Atlantic, it will shut down the Gulf Stream, which keeps Europe and northeastern North America warm. The worst-case scenario would be a full-blown return of the last ice age - in a period as short as 2 to 3 years from its onset - and the mid-case scenario would be a period like the "little ice age" of a few centuries ago that disrupted worldwide weather patterns leading to extremely harsh winters, droughts, worldwide desertification, crop failures, and wars around the world." http://www.clearlight.com/~mhieb/WVFossils/ice_age s.html http://www.21stcenturyradio.com/articles/02/101014 0.html http://www.guardian.co.uk/climatechange/story/0,12 374,1083419,00.html http://www.commondreams.org/views04/0130-11.htm Or just google it yourself.

    7. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by metotalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Texas is a desert all ready and has been for some time now.

    8. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 2, Informative
      This can cause more good than harm.

      There's a ton of arible land in the world that does not have the absolutely-perfect-ideal climate.

      Many cold areas - siberia, canada - may become nice temerate regions.

      Suppose the temperate band moves 5 degrees towards the poles, what happens? Would there be the same amount of arable land, or more, or less? Hint: the world is round like a ball. The further north you go from the equator, the less the diameter is, and consequently the less surface there is per degree. Furthermore, most of the current temperate zone was under broadleaved woodland for thousands of years before the coming of agriculture, and we're still using the depth of fertile soil laid down in thousands of years of leaf-fall. But the current tundras have been tundras for thousands of years, and don't have any great depth of soil fertility. So it does matter if the temperate belt shifts five degrees towards the poles.

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    9. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

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    10. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An in this "ice age" some currently suffering areas (Siberia, the mid east) may become nice temperate regions. Remember, that the birthplace of civilization wasn't always an arid desert. A return to a rich jungle environment in northern africa would be welcomed.

    11. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair, but that harm is made up by people living in areas that will be improved.

    12. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful
      * Massive flooding along costal areas

      Which will make some insurance companies suffer until the government bails them out - but even the rich homeowners there will simply move to the new coastal areas in central-califoria/death-valley.

      The vast majority of people in coastal areas, even in the US, are not 'rich homeowners'.

      A large percentage (most?) of the worlds population lives within a few miles of a sea.

    13. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Many currently nice areas warmed by ocean streams (england) may suck as those
      > ocean streams move elsewhere -- but it's just as plausable that nice-warm (or
      > cool) ocean streams may end up pointing at other places that are currently too
      > cool (or warm) and make them nice.

      No, it's not `just as plausable` at all. It's a possibility, but so is a coin landing on it's edge instead of on heads or tails. Doesn't make it as likely.

    14. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Absolutely right. Global Warming will be great for the economy. Think of all those construction projects to upgrade irrigation and flood control systems and, sadly, rebuild major cities destroyed by the increasingly numerous, widespread and violent hurricanes. The neat thing about the hurricanes is that they hit a lot of places that aren't currently already being economically reconstructed due to warfare.

      Insurance companies will finally have sufficient justification to ratchet their rates through the roof. People will be compelled to buy more and more fuel, and as we all know, it makes more sense to jack up the price until there are no shortages than build more refining capacity that will be a big useless albatross when we run out of oil to refine in a few years. And don't forget, business activity and higher prices on essential items means more tax revenue for our governments.

      Oh, and I'm betting that, when nobody's looking, ADM does a deal to buy up all that Siberian land long before anyone realizes the current farmland is about to go brown, and Monsanto engineering very expensive grains that will grow in our new Midwestern deserts.

      Be patient, the good times are just around the corner. Good old Multi-National Corporate Capitalism. There ain't nothing that can break that we can't temporarily fix or permanently convince you it isn't happening, all for a big enough recurring fee. ;-)

    15. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by SidV · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Massive flooding along costal areas "

      Well of your un-substantiated claims lets look at this one.

      http://nsidc.org/sotc/sea_level.html

      So we are looking at 0.42mm a year, due to glacial melt. To reach the claimed 80 Meters of sea level rise that is bandied about for all the claims of coastal flooding it would take 190,000 years to reach that level, since your worried about warming to increase, let's halve that to 95,000 years.

      EVERYONE RUN WE'RE GOING TO FLOOD, YOU ONLY HAVE 94,999 years, 11 MONTHS AND 364 DAYS LEFT!!!!!!!

      Hell in 100 years we are going to have 4 CENTIMETERS RISE IN SEA LEVELS!!!!!!!!

      I'm not worried about it. I expect we'll have evolved gills or wings or something by then, and I'm sure we'll run out of fossil fuels by then, unless Gold is right.

      And to shrinking food supplies. Can I ask why food output has steadily increased during the supposed dangerous warming for the 20th century. Hint: Plants love CO2 and warmth, expect bumper crop report again this year, and as we go forward into the future.

    16. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Would there be the same amount of arable land, or more, or less? Hint: the world is round like a ball.

      Hint: The world's surface is not uniform. The tropics (the area between 20 degrees north and 20 degrees south) is mostly ocean. The farther north you go, the more land there is in proportion to water.

      So if you move the temperate latitudes 5 degrees north, the amount of arable land would increase.

    17. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      Oil that helps create fertilizer, runs farming equipment, and ships produce.

    18. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Crop failures, harsh winters, OK..

      Wars?

      How does a mini ice age cause wars?

    19. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Yartrebo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While I do agree that a 5 degree shift would be quite dramatic, I think we're on the road for far worse if we continue business as usual (1-2% per year CO2 growth until over half of the earth's fossil carbon is burnt, with no real effort in sequesteration or renewables).

      Also, if the climate shifts to where it was during the late Mesozoic/early Tertiary era, then the only temperate area will be Antarctica. The landmass of Antarctica and the polar winds will prevent excessive heat from reaching continental Antarctica, but the Artic Ocean will be bring up warm waters from the equator and keep the climate tropical (just barely, but still warmer than Florida).

      If we do manage to dump all the carbon contained in coal, oil, natural gas, coalbed methane, oil shale, tar/oil sands, peat, whatever other flammable fossil fuels we come up with, we will easily exceed the CO2 concentrations of the late Mesozoic. Don't forget that there's lots of methane and carbon locked up as hydrates and in permafrost that will get released in the process, and raising ocean temperatures will release CO2 (since hot water holds less gas than cold water).

      So we're not talking about a 5 degree shift, but about a 75 degree shift. Tundra and taiga will no longer be found, and there will only be temperate land (with no topsoil, I may add) in Antarctica. In addition, coastal flooding will be so massive that the globe will look quite different.

      It will take time, since the oceans and ice caps have enourmous thermal inertia, but climate change is accelerating exponentially (something like e^t) as our emissions grow exponentially. The melting is more like t^2 * e^t right now, and t * e^t once most of the ice in the world is melting. The exponential comes from the exponential solar forcing (CO concentrations are increasing exponentially), the t^2 comes because a doubling in climate change roughly doubles the melt area and doubles the melt rate. It might even be t^3 * e^t because the melt season will also increase, since until winter temps are above freezing, the melting will only occur during the summer.

      One last point is that the sun is brighter now than during the Mesozoic, so given the same atmosphere and geography, it will get even warmer.

    20. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by jcochran · · Score: 4, Informative

      Record highs?

      Hmm. I don't think so.

      After all, they're still finding Viking farms under the ice in Greenland.
      I suspect that we have people looking at short term changes and ignoring the geological evidence about cyclic changes in world temperatures.

      As another data point look at: http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/ mars_snow_011206-1.html

      Somehow, I don't think what man is doing on Earth has much of an effect on Mars.

    21. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      Crop failures, harsh winters, OK..

      Wars?

      How does a mini ice age cause wars?


      Maybe not "wars" per say, but massive bombings of every nation on the planet. The bombs would produce some heatfor the people in the nations, and we'd all be just a bit happier. Probably the only instance where a nation would thank another for bombing them.

    22. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Aeiri · · Score: 1

      Suppose the temperate band moves 5 degrees towards the poles, what happens? Would there be the same amount of arable land, or more, or less? Hint: the world is round like a ball. The further north you go from the equator, the less the diameter is, and consequently the less surface there is per degree.

      The way the equator is the hottest place is because that is just where the sun happens to hit the surface of the Earth head on. When you shift the planet's temperate band 5 degrees north on one side of the planet, the band moves 5 degrees south on the other side. It doesn't matter where you place the Earth, since it's a sphere it will still hit at exactly a diameter the most. Did you think the equator was a diameter (whatever the term is for the circle created by the diameter of a sphere, I've forgotten) is just a coincidence?

    23. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Suppose the temperate band moves 5 degrees towards the poles, what happens? Would there be the same amount of arable land, or more, or less?

      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY has the slightest idea.
      And even worse, nobody will ever have.
      You see, climate is the poster child for dynamic complex systems, and is inherently unpredictable beyond a few days.
      Climate is obviously affected by global mean temperature, but is not the same thing.
      A lot of people here seems to think that a warmer Earth will be just like now, but you know, warmer.
      In reality, even a small change of mean temperature is going to cause massive disruptions in climate patterns, but we have no way to predict them.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    24. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Lars+T. · · Score: 3, Informative
      So we are looking at 0.42mm a year, due to glacial melt. To reach the claimed 80 Meters of sea level rise that is bandied about for all the claims of coastal flooding it would take 190,000 years to reach that level, since your worried about warming to increase, let's halve that to 95,000 years.

      Jebus Griste, did you even read the page you just linked to?

      Over the past 100 years, sea level has risen by 1.0 to 2.5 millimeters per year; thus the contribution from melting small glaciers would be approximately 20 to 30 percent of the total. Climate models based on the current rate of increase in greenhouse gases, however, indicate that sea level will rise at a rate of about two to five times the current rate over the next 100 years from the combined effect of ocean thermal expansion and increased glacier melt
      --

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    25. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by narcolepticjim · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the people looking at long-term trends, via ice core samples, would tell you that when the planet has a period of high atmospheric CO2 concentrations, bad things follow. We are in a period with high atmospheric CO2 levels.

    26. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Indeed! And that's our point.


      These unpredictable changes may be changes for the better just as they may be changes for the worse.

    27. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Skye16 · · Score: 1

      Economic instability + famine have always been related to civil unrest. ie: if your life is miserable, and someone does something even slightly rude to you, you're more likely to lash out at them. Apply this to nation-states and magnify the damage done on lashing out and you'll see how it applies. It's a whole series of cause-and-effect things that combine to make global relations ripe for war.

    28. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Headcase88 · · Score: 1

      Is that even possible?

      *checks*

      holy crap, it is!

      --
      "When the atomic bomb goes off there's devastation...but when the atomic bong goes off there's celebraaaaation!"
    29. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by protolith · · Score: 1

      1.0 to 2.5 millimeters per year... ...rise at a rate of about two to five times the current rate over the next 100 years...

      Worst case thats 1.250 m of rise over the next century.

      I think even the Army Corps of Engineers can build levees to meet that rate.

    30. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by kesuki · · Score: 1

      correction not the 'sea' live close 'to water' and it's 75% of the population lives within 5 miles of water (be it standing, runing fresh, salty or polluted) there are a whole lot of Other factors too, such as plate tectonics, erosion etc some areas are sinking below sea level Really fast (new orleans) others, simply aren't.

      Also, there is a really simple way to drastically reduce co2 levels, grow lots and lots of plant, dig deep holes, and fill them with the plants and throw many feet of top cover on top of the decaying vegitation... the carbon is locked deep inside the earth, and eventually, that carbon becoams gas, oil or coal... currently we have 'landfills' that bury some carbon waste, but clearly not nearly as much as we're using in 'fossil' fuels.

    31. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by shmlco · · Score: 0

      If nobody, and I mean NOBODY has the slightest idea, and climate is inherently unpredictable, then how can you claim that even a small change of mean temperature is [statement of fact] going to cause massive disruptions?

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    32. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Metasquares · · Score: 1

      But do you really want to take that chance?

    33. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because change you can't predict is always disruptive. It's practically the definition ;)

    34. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by FredThompson · · Score: 1

      Quote: Hint: the world is round like a ball.

      No, the Earth is not round.

      Fluid dynamics apply to the Earth which is subject to, among other things, solar radiation, centrifugal force and gravity from external celestial forces.

      A globe is quite round, like a ball, because that is an easy model. A globe is not the Earth.

    35. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by poopdeville · · Score: 1
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catastrophe_theory

      Keep in mind that a "catastrophe" is just a discontinuity in a surface describing a system's behavior. Climate is unpredictable because it is unstable -- small changes push it into catastrophic behavior. Big changes will do the same, only moreso.

      --
      After all, I am strangely colored.
    36. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by SidV · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah those are based on fuzzy logic and models that predict 2-5 degrees C warming for the 20th century that turned out to be .6 Degrees C. So we can take those with a grain of salt.

      But even factoring in worst case fronm your point, going by your quote, and realizing Proto multiplied times the wrong number we get 20 Centimeters. or 7.1 inches in the next 100 years. RUN PEOPLE RUN THE SEA IS GOING TO RISE 7 INCHES IN A HUNDRED YEARS THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN OUTRUN THAT!!!!!

      Divided by a factor of five (which is particularly alarmist), that means which we'll reach max melt of all arctic areas (absurd) we have increased that melt to the point where total meltdown is 38,000 years away.

      But that is an unrealistic scenario based upon models that cannot predict present temperatures, and are often wrong by a factor of 4 or 5.

      Completely ignoring any changes in the future 38 millenia, the negative logarithmic progression of greenhouse warming*, and the fact that winter isn't going to stop happening anytime soon.

      Regardless of all that of BS, you are completely ignoring the fact that even worse case scenario we aren't talking about drastic sea level rises. Do you agree that even based on your quote we are still looking at fairly moderate sea level changes that are nothing to worry about. Or are you simply trying to distract from my point because even in your scenario the sea level rise is minor (worst case(bordering on the absurd) scenario) so you'd rather play a game of distracting from the fundamental point.

      In fact based upon those numbers and all the other scaremongering they don't even look at a linear progression, but a positive logarithmic, which goes completely against everything we know about greenhouse warming.

    37. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by pclminion · · Score: 0, Troll
      These unpredictable changes may be changes for the better just as they may be changes for the worse.

      Death may be a change for the better (heaven or somesuch), or it might be a change for the worse (an eternity of nothingness). Yet somehow, I don't want to die right now just because there's a possibility that I'll go somewhere better...

    38. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by shmlco · · Score: 0
      All apologies to the "butterfly effect", but small changes tend to be absorbed or subsumed by the existing system dynamics. My driving my car to work tomorrow, or not, is a small change. But my doing so, or not, will have no appreciable effect on climate.

      EVERYONE not driving at all tomorrow may have localized effects... but again, in all probability, will have no significant effect when measured on a planetary scale.

      A half a degree mean increase in temp may cause a major change, or again, be nothing more than a half a degree increase...

      --
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    39. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by arminw · · Score: 1

      .....a period like the "little ice age" of a few centuries ago that disrupted worldwide weather patterns.....

      Yeah, and all that was caused by the farts of cows and horses because automobiles and other fossil fuel burning modes of transport had not yet been invented.

      --
      All theory is gray
    40. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Please explain to me what that's a bad thing."

      Rate of change, humans are the most adaptable of species and it is said we will have a hard time adapting. How do you think the rest of food web will cope? Global warming is more than wet feet.

      --
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    41. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ShakiirNvar · · Score: 1

      What gets me is how anyone could live in places so close to the coast where the land is less than 1m above sea level. All it would take is a moderate storm surge, and they'd all be floating.

      --
      "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." - HL Mencken
    42. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "You see, climate is the poster child for dynamic complex systems, and is inherently unpredictable beyond a few days."

      You are making the common mistake of equating climate to weather.

      Example:
      (Climate)-I predict the climate of Florida will still be tropical on 25/7/2010.
      (Weather)-I predict a hurricane will hit Miami on 25/7/2010.

      --
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    43. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      Suppose the temperate band moves 5 degrees towards the poles, what happens? Would there be the same amount of arable land, or more, or less?
      Nobody, and I mean NOBODY has the slightest idea. And even worse, nobody will ever have.

      No-one who doesn't understand primary school maths, no.

      I agree it's contentious how much the temperate belt will on average shift, but that isn't what I posited: I made a very simple point about geometry. Suppose the temperate belt shifts outward from the equator (irrespective of cause), then the area of the temperate belt shrinks. A child of five can understand that.

      Further, it's pretty clear to everyone that

      1. global temperatures are on average rising (it doesn't matter why), and
      2. if average temperatures are higher, then the temperate belt must move further from the equator, and that consequently
      3. to a first approximation, the amount of available arable land must reduce.
      You see, climate is the poster child for dynamic complex systems,

      That's certainly true...

      and is inherently unpredictable beyond a few days.

      ... and that's certainly false.

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    44. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      Quote: Hint: the world is round like a ball.
      No, the Earth is not round.

      What? Are American schools are not only teaching creationism now, but also teaching flat earthism? More seriously, no, the Earth is not perfectly spherical. It's slightly oblate and very slightly rough. But I didn't say it was spherical, I said it was 'round like a ball'. If you go down to your local toyshop, you will very lucky to find any ball which is as near to a mathematical sphere as the earth is.

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    45. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      how can you claim that even a small change of mean temperature is [statement of fact] going to cause massive disruptions?
      Well, half a degree may be a small change in terms of choosing a jacket, but as energy kept in the global system is a rather big deal.
      And as part of a feedbacksystem, like: less Artic ice, reduced albedo, more Sun energy absorbed by the sea, hotter air over the sea, and then even less ice, is scary.

      In fact, is even possible that these disruptions cancel themselves out somehow, and the system remains in phase space, but it doesn't look like a smart bet.

      Cheers,

    46. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      It's as round as your flat screen CRT is flat.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    47. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      I guess I've been trolled. If so, good one, congratulations. But just in case you're serious:

      All apologies to the "butterfly effect",

      Apologies accepted (the Butterfly Effect)

        but small changes tend to be absorbed or subsumed by the existing system dynamics.

      The operative word being "tend".

      My driving my car to work tomorrow, or not, is a small change. But my doing so, or not, will have no appreciable effect on climate.

      Here you're almost certainly right (notice the "almost")

      EVERYONE not driving at all tomorrow may have localized effects... but again, in all probability, will have no significant effect when measured on a planetary scale.

      Now we're down the slippery slope... You being right or not depends on your definition of "everyone", "at all" and "tomorrow".
      If you meant "most people will carpool to work next Friday", you'd be probably right (notice how we went from "almost certainly" to "probably").
      On the other side, if you meant "nobody is going to use an oil powered vehicle from tomorrow on", you were almost certainly wrong. It indeed would "have a significant effect when measured on a planetary scale".

      A half a degree mean increase in temp may cause a major change, or again, be nothing more than a half a degree increase...

      And that's the crux of the problem: your comment is both right and irrelevant.
      Because what you're saying is essentially "unpredictable systems are,well, unpredictable, so let's not worry".
      Let's use an example: a guy is forced to toss a coin, heads nothing happens, tails they cut one finger off. He could have a good streak, but eventually his piano playing is going to suffer.
      And our chances are much, much worse: head or tails we lose fingers, if the coin lands on the edge and stays up we're safe. Really.
      I, for one, don't like these odds. Maybe you're braver.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    48. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      You are making the common mistake of equating climate to weather.

      Example:
      (Climate)-I predict the climate of Florida will still be tropical on 25/7/2010.
      (Weather)-I predict a hurricane will hit Miami on 25/7/2010.


      No, I'm not. I was talking about climate.

      Your example: You have good odds in your prediction for Miami climate in 2010, but were we both immortal, I'd bet that Miami doesn't even exist in 2100. Or underwater, or levelled by massive hurricanes, or both.
      Because five years is an awful small time speaking about climate, and an awful long time trying to predict weather.

      Cheers,

    49. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      No-one who doesn't understand primary school maths, no.

      Simon, dynamic complex systems are way, way beyond the realm of primary school maths.
      Go learn something and then return.

      Google is your friend.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    50. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Guignol · · Score: 1

      Ave Cesar,
      I mean Hola Carlos :)
      Be fair and look at what he says and the kind of answers he gets
      He isn't claiming that dynamic complex systems are a matter of children, but that assuming the temperature shift happens (measurements say it does, but explaining it well is in certainly the realm of complex dynamic systems studies), then you just have to look at the globe to see how it would reduce usable land, and that part is simple intuitive geometry well in the realm of (I hope) primary school. (you don't have to come up with the exact equation to see that the further you go up, the faster your usable area shrinks.

    51. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      Hola Guignol! Woldn't you be the Grand Guignol, perhaps?

      Yes, you're right, maybe an excess of flippancy from my part, but this sphere reasoning would only apply to some random solid sphere, standing still in the void, and I thought we were talking about good ole Earth's climate. And then we'd still have to define usable (usable for what?) land, and that is another viper's nest.

      So for those eager to tackle the Earth part, I have a career path to suggest:

      1) Grok atmosphere, landmass and seas.

      2) Add various Earth movements.

      3) Add Sun's energy.

      4) Solve the system, as to accurately predict future states. Using primary school mathematics gives extra points, but use of cutting-edge maths and supercomputers is allowed.

      5) Go fetch your Nobel.

      6) PROFIT !!!

      BTW, you have good people skills. Congratulations.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    52. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually if anything the reverse is true - geological epochs with low CO2 suffer periodic ice ages, with attendant lower diversity, much lower total biomass. Epochs with higher CO2 tend to be warm and fertile with high diversity and total biomass.

      Also note that historically it's the *cold* periods that suffer the most severe storms, etc., the warmer periods are more settled.

      There is a theory that human CO2 emissions are the only thing that will save us from another catastrophic ice age...

    53. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Kjella · · Score: 1

      No-one who doesn't understand primary school maths, no.

      Do you realize that my country (Norway), Alaska and Siberia are about on the same latitude? And that my country is far far warmer than either of the above? Do you realize that Mexico, India and the Sahara desert all lie on the same latitude? Changing the temperature could completely change the way streams, wind patterns, rain patterns and so on work. The climate is far more complex than a simple relation between latitiude and temperature.

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    54. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Massive flooding along costal areas

      Go and look at the primary data for ice thickness over the whole of Antarctica, you might get a bit of a surprise if you only read the versions revised by the pro-global warming lobby.

    55. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's not my fault everything you say is wrong.

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      Lars T.

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    56. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      How does a mini ice age cause wars?

      By forcing people to migrate...into areas already populated by people who don't want to leave. In case you haven't noticed, in the past these sort of disagreements have been settled by one set of people hurling various objects at another.

    57. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      And our chances are much, much worse: head or tails we lose fingers, if the coin lands on the edge and stays up we're safe.

      This is nothing more than alarmist extremism. You've made the erroneous claim that nearly every road into the future leads to disaster, and only a miracle would save the day...unless, what? We follow your prescription plan for avoiding that disaster? Has it occurred to you that not only do we not have a clue what is going to happen, or why, or how much humans may or may not be responsible for it, but we also don't know if climate change is reversible in any way, shape or form? That any action at all we can take will have any effect whatsoever, or any positive effect? That it's equally likely that any action we take will have no measurable influence on climate change, or could even make things worse?

      There are no definitive answers for any of the questions posed, despite what the chicken littles keep screaming. The only way we're going to get any answers is by heavily investing in related sciences, e.g., geology, climatology, ecological biology, and so forth. Investing at a level far beyond anything we've come even remotely close to in the past, and that sure as shit isn't going to happen any time in the near future. The best we can do is watch for changes, and then do what we humans do best: adapt to those changes. So life may become a bit harsher? So what? It won't compare to some of the things our species has weathered (har har!) before, with technology little beyond the ability to create fire on demand. Hand-wringing and whining isn't going to help, but perhaps dike-building might.

      Max

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    58. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      Can I get your e-mail address, so I can send you a couple pics of my drive home?

      I've had it described to me by a family who used to live in Southern California as "the most beautiful landscape we've ever seen." But if you'll give an e-mail address, I'd be happy to send pics, and let you make up your own mind.

      --
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    59. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      Your post raises some valid points, but I fail to see the basic argument. My fault, I'm sure.The two paragraphs seem to have been written by two different persons.

      So, excuse me if I answer discrete bits.

      This is nothing more than alarmist extremism.

      If you say so...

      You've made the erroneous claim that nearly every road into the future leads to disaster, and only a miracle would save the day

      Where?

      unless, what? We follow your prescription plan for avoiding that disaster?

      Again, where? If I have a Prescription Plan (tm) it's news for me. Maybe you'd be so kind as to explain to me this plan I'm supposed to have, but I'm unaware of. By now, I'm beginning to feel like Moliere's bourgeois.

      Has it occurred to you that not only do we not have a clue what is going to happen, or why, or how much humans may or may not be responsible for it, but we also don't know if climate change is reversible in any way, shape or form? That any action at all we can take will have any effect whatsoever, or any positive effect? That it's equally likely that any action we take will have no measurable influence on climate change, or could even make things worse?

      Well, it has not only ocurred to me, but I was under the impression that was precisely MY point. This is getting surreal. Is really my post the one you're answering to?

      Max, I could go on and on, but what's the point.
      I have the distinct feeling you're having this argument with yourself, inside your head, and for some reason decided to identify one of your sides with my name.
      I guess I pressed some hot button of yours, or something.

      A suggestion: print your post, delete all adjectives, qualifiers and put-downs, and see it does make sense.

      Cheers,

    60. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Your coin tossing analogy is about as valid as all analogies, as it assumes there's no upside, no middle ground, and assumes the downside is the worst outcome possible.

      We are, for example, a bit overdue for another ice age. Could it be that "global warming" has affected that outcome, to our benefit?

      A couple of decades ago, scientists were talking about "global cooling", and discussing spreading tons of soot over the ice caps to increase heat retention. Guess they were mistaken about that too.

      Don't get me wrong. I think we should do what we can to reduce polution, but only because there are other "side effects" like cleaner air to breathe, water to drink, and so on. And not because of a theory called global warming.

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    61. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      First and foremost, thanks for keeping the thread polite. Unusual here.

      Now to your post:

      Your coin tossing analogy is about as valid as all analogies, as it assumes there's no upside, no middle ground, and assumes the downside is the worst outcome possible.

      This is a favourite peeve of mine. Apparently, a lot of people here suffers from the Ian Malcom Wannabe Syndrome (tm), namely, running in circles shouting "Life will find a way", "The Earth is a massive lump of rock that will survive anything, and doesn't care about us" or "Life will survive, somewhere, somehow".
      Well, Duh! Talk about the obvious. I guess nobody cares about Earth or Life. Even our species will survive almost aything. The species is hardy.
      But our civilization isn't, and I think people fail to grasp how we live from year to year, cropwise.
      Civilization could perhaps survive a year of bad crops, certainly not two. Two years would mean certain famine, food wars and genocide.
      Ten years would wipe most people out. Think Mad Max future.
      And a ten year climatic upheaval is an insignificant event in a planetary scale. Hardly a hiccup. System Earth makes a phase shift, finds a new equilibrium, and continues its merry way, no sweat.
      But by then, we're toast. Back to square one.
      Imagine a climate disruption that aridifies the three bredbaskets of the world, the Midwest, the Argentine pampas, and the Ukraine region for just ten years, before settling down again. Not nice.

      We are, for example, a bit overdue for another ice age. Could it be that "global warming" has affected that outcome, to our benefit?

      A couple of decades ago, scientists were talking about "global cooling", and discussing spreading tons of soot over the ice caps to increase heat retention. Guess they were mistaken about that too.


      Well that was precisely my point. If you remember, I naïvely entered this thread trying to explain that global climate was a dynamic complex system, described with chaos theory, and was inherently unpredictable.
      How the discussion got this far I cannot imagine.

      Cheers,

      Carlos Cesar

    62. Re: Let me be the first troll to say by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > After all, they're still finding Viking farms under the ice in Greenland.

      And a few years ago Alpine snow melted back enough to reveal a man who had been frozen in for 5,000 years.

      You can't just pick out one data point favorable to your views and offer it as a refutation of a global pattern.

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    63. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "...climate... is inherently unpredictable beyond a few days."

      "Because five years is an awful small time speaking about climate."

      If climate does not change in 5 years why is it "inherently unpredictable beyond a few days"?

      We seem to be in agreement but I think you need to proof read your posts.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    64. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      I'm glad we seem to be in agreement, but I think you should refute what I really said, not what you deducted.
      Strictly speaking, climate is inherently unpredictable beyond next nanosecond.
      Obviously, the odds of a phase shift ocurring tonight are very, very, very small.
      That was what I meant by the "few days" timeframe.
      The odds increase very fast with time, and given enough they become almost a certainity. And is "almost" because it is remotely possible that the system has reached a definitive equilibrium, and will stay just like now until the end of time, or the release of Duke Nukem Forever, whichever comes first.

      By now we're just splitting hairs, so let's the matter rest.

      Cheers,

    65. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by fiter · · Score: 1

      or more albedo from more clouds..

    66. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Strictly speaking, climate is inherently unpredictable beyond next nanosecond."

      Strictly speaking, the universe is inherently unpredictable beyond a quantum time tick. Hasn't been a problem so far. :)

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    67. Re:Let me be the first troll to say by ccp · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, the universe is inherently unpredictable beyond a quantum time tick. Hasn't been a problem so far. :)

      Tell it to the dinosaurs. ;>)

  30. Re:What? by CaptainFork · · Score: 0

    It's kind of like a nuclear winter. But without the radiation and the endless recriminations about who started it. And the inevitable turf wars between cockroaches.

  31. Re:What? by demonbug · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the placebo effect, I tell you! All that ash falling to the ground looks sort of like snow, so it just makes everyone feel a little colder! Take that!

  32. Re:What? by Mondoz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Volcanic eruptions are so 1980. Let's have some kind of impact with a comet or something.
    That should provide way more stuff to block out the sun. Should be really cool after that, and it wouldn't take yet another a boring volcanic eruption.

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  33. Memo from God's Lawyer by ghoul · · Score: 4, Funny

    It has come to our notice that you have been using the registered trademark of our client GOD(TM) for justifying Mr George Bush's actions. This is a cease and desist order as our client has never authorized any of Mr George Bush's actions and frankly considerd such advertising offensive as Mr George Bush happens to be an employee of our rival firm.

    Thanking You
    The only lawyer in heaven

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    **Life is too short to be serious**
    1. Re:Memo from God's Lawyer by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want to see your client in court!

      oh wait...

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Memo from God's Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you must be St. Shyster the Slimey

    3. Re:Memo from God's Lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, you'll see him in court....

    4. Re:Memo from God's Lawyer by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Mr George Bush happens to be an employee of our rival firm.

      I've said it once, I'm saying it again: If Christianity is real than George W. Bush is the Antichrist, the Beast itself. After all, what was the most prominent attribute of the Beast? It's ability to lie its way into earthly power.

  34. Grapes in Sweden by Henriok · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Wild grapes were groing in Sweden during the neolithic age, about 6000 years ago. We'd be lucky to even grow them in green houses now.

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    - when the Shadows descend -
    1. Re:Grapes in Sweden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And maybe you will be growing them again in 100 years.

      No one is saying that the earth's climate is supposed to be static - it's the rate of climate change we're experiencing currently that is of concern.

    2. Re:Grapes in Sweden by drMental · · Score: 1

      Neolithic is just a code word for neocon. Those neolithics did indeed pump oil out of the permafrost of times past. Gas up their SUV's and do drive by shootings on unsuspecting Cro-Magnons. With any luck we will yet again grow grapes in Sweden, make decent settlements on Greenland, and perhaps with some luck, we will find a land bridge between Asia and North America to come visit with our SUV's.

    3. Re:Grapes in Sweden by pavera · · Score: 1

      How can the "rate" be of concern? Do we know the "rate" of temperature change in the past? I don't think so, at any rate, it would be very hard to get readings on temperature change with 1 year granularity from 6000 years ago. We have seen 2-5 degree changes in the not distant past (1600-1800 mini ice age, and the medieval times cooling, these cooling and warming cycles could not have taken hundreds of years, as they have both occured in the last few hundred years). Currently we are talking about a cycle in terms of about 100 years, so how is this an increased rate? If the earth is not outside (or even close to outside) of historical parameters, then obviously we aren't "destroying" the planet.

      I don't drive an SUV, and I care about taking care of the planet. I'm not calling for all out burn everything just cause we can policy here. I think we should try to take care of things because then they are more beautiful, not out of some over hyped fear that if we don't then the whole planet will fall out of the solar system or something.

    4. Re:Grapes in Sweden by Misagon · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wine is grown on Gotland today and there is information on that site which you can use to compare the growing conditions to other parts of Sweden.

      You should also consider that many of our cultivated species are not as resilient to weather conditions as the older variations they originate from. It is quite possible that the grape found in Sweden in the neolithic area could survive the present-day climate.
      Humans have also wiped out entire species in prehistoric times. Grapes are tasty. :)

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      "We mustn't be caught by surprise by our own advancing technology" -- Aldous Huxley
    5. Re:Grapes in Sweden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly for you, we have greater then one year granularity 6000 years ago, so meh. I have no idea why everyone keeps thinking getting a reasonably accurate depiction of past climates is so hard. Just to give an example, you can use the spread of plant species at any given age, (as long as there are enough plants you can still recognise) to get a fairly accurarate reading of the local climate, which ofcourse includes temperatures.

      PS 6000 years ago was to my knowledge not warmer than it is today, as someone else already commented in this thread, grapes are not such extremly heat needing plants as is oftently thought.

    6. Re:Grapes in Sweden by mzwaterski · · Score: 2, Funny
      Wine is grown on Gotland [gutevin.se] today

      Does it grow in the bottle?

    7. Re:Grapes in Sweden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My neighbors have grapes growing outdoors. Granted, it's on a southern wall, but anyway. I guess you must live in Kiruna?

    8. Re:Grapes in Sweden by pavera · · Score: 1

      So, you're gonna carbon date those plants right?
      Carbon dating never has granularity of better than ~500 years. All studies I've ever seen/read/written reports about which used carbon dating list the findings in thousands of years (These animals were alive 5000-7000 years ago, These bones are 25000-30000 years old). Show me one study where they said "This plant died here 6271 years ago on March 3rd" and I'll buy the idea that you can get an accurate time/temp from 6000 years ago. You cannot do that with carbon dating, it is not an exact science, it is much more of a black art and a bunch of guess work.

      Further, your comment about "reasonably accurate climate depiction" is hilarious. We are talking about a net change of 1.5 degrees over the last 50 years. You've got to be pretty spot on if you're talking about a change of around 1-3%. You think you can just read a 6000 year old tree fossil like a thermometer? No, I'm sorry you can't. Further, if you are off by just 1% you have created a 100% error in your study. You can't be "reasonably accurate" and have the data mean anything in this situation. You have to be absolutly correct, and have 100% verifiable data from every part of the globe to build an accurate depiction of the climate 6000 years ago, 2000 years ago, whatever, and that's the only way you'll have convincing enough data to say that today's 1.5 degree warming is "unprecedented", "dangerous", or "caused by man". If after collecting the data from 6000 years ago you see that from 6000 years ago to 5900 years ago there was a 1.5 degree rise in temperatures, all of the global warming theories are immediately debunked, man didn't cause it then, his effect now is not causing it either, or if it is, its not unheard of, its nothing the planet hasn't seen before, and there is absolutely no cause for alarm.

  35. Re:What? by Stripsurge · · Score: 1

    To summarize this link http://volcano.und.edu/vwdocs/Gases/climate.html its the sulphur dioxide reaching the stratosphere that blocks solar radiation. Man released SO2 doesn't typically make it all the way up to the stratosphere.

    Unfortunately intentionally cranking this stuff into the upper atmosphere isn't a solution to global warming since SO2 leads to ozone breakdown.

  36. Science is hard by jfengel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    No, correlation is not causation. But when you have correlation and the most accurate models imply causation, you definitely have to think hard about what you're doing. The fact that global warming was predicted by the models before the data could be taken further suggest that it's not simply alarmist readings of the data.

    Science is hard; in many fields it's impossible to prove causation completely. But when you have a theory, and the theory holds up to all the available data, you act as if the theory were true and make decisions based on that. You don't over-react as long as there are competing theories that imply otherwise, but this is one more piece of data to suggest that global warming is very real and quite possibly man-made.

    The "quite possibly" means that we shouldn't over-react; as you say, the correlation need not imply causation. But as the burden of evidence falls on the side of man-made global warming, it becomes increasingly dangerous to rely on "Yeah, but are you really, utterly, totally, completely sure?" arguments against action.

    1. Re:Science is hard by jnaujok · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Those models do not "predict" global warming. They show a trend towards warming with an increase in atmospheric CO2. However to call these models "the most accurate" is quite a stretch. I ask you to look into the quality of these models and ask simple questions, such as, "do you accurately model the largest heat sink on the planet, or are your oceans just a thin slab of water that is basically a rigidly driven model that doesn't adjust to changes realistically." Ask if they solve their fluid model for all variables, or do they just solve for two of the three (pressure and temperature, but not volume). I can go on for hours about how completely inaccurate these models are.

      But I don't have to. The models show that CO2 causes an increase because the modelers set up the model so that CO2 holds more heat in the model. Good golly, what a shock.

      On the other hand, we have data that all of the inner planets are now heating up. The Twin MER rover teams were shocked at how warm the Martian winter was this year on Mars. They never expected their rovers to make it through the winter, yet both survived without a problem. In just the 30 years since the Viking missions, the temperature of Mars has increased substantially. In fact, it's done so by very nearly the exact same percentage as the temperatures seen on Earth. Similar remote measurements of Venus have shown the same increase.

      Now, unless you want to claim that Dick Cheney is secretly driving his SUV's on Mars, that means the cause of the rise in temperature must be mainly external. And, oh look, here's a study that's found just that.

      Science is hard, Climatology is very hard. We have no hard evidence to support anthropogenic global warming theories. We have computer models. The same people on this list who would scoff at the idea of a computer predicting the weather one week in advance, will accept, without the slightest hesitation, the prediction of a computer 100 years into the future. And, no, don't give me the "it's climate, the little changes disappear into climate" because that's bullshit. It's been disproven time and time again. The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%. That's not a minor mistake, that's not within one standard deviation, that's a wild-ass guess that was totally wrong.

      Trillions of dollars and Millions of lives will be lost if the "we should take action just in case" crowd wins. Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100. Are you so eager to pull the trigger?

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    2. Re:Science is hard by mctk · · Score: 1

      Boo-yah!

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      Paul Grosfield - the quicker picker upper.
    3. Re:Science is hard by JoeZeppy · · Score: 1
      Science is hard; in many fields it's impossible to prove causation completely. But when you have a theory, and the theory holds up to all the available data, you act as if the theory were true and make decisions based on that. You don't over-react as long as there are competing theories that imply otherwise, but this is one more piece of data to suggest that global warming is very real and quite possibly man-made.

      You sound like one of those consarned liberal eevo-lushonists!

    4. Re:Science is hard by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      It doesn't matter in this case... this is one of the few periods in the history of the earth where the poles have ice. Sea level has been 300 meters higher a couple hundred million years ago. The earth is still coming out of its last ice age which means no matter what we do its just going to keep getting warmer, oh well, we'll adapt or move off the planet by the time it gets majorly bad. This is a non-issue and we need to stop wasting everyone's time with global warming nonsense. Its going to happen with or without us, its going to continue to accelerate in rate of change, and even if humans are impacting it, it is minimal at best.
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely agreed.

      Science is not exact, at times it can be precise, but not accurate, but all in all it's logical procession of discovery and analysis.

      Just like the solid evidence we have on Dark Matt^H^H^H^H^H^H

      ahh. nevermind.

    6. Re:Science is hard by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      "Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100."

      Cite?

    7. Re:Science is hard by helix400 · · Score: 1
      Now, unless you want to claim that Dick Cheney is secretly driving his SUV's on Mars, that means the cause of the rise in temperature must be mainly external. And, oh look, here's a study that's found just that.

      Not quite. From your article:
      "The Sun may have minimally contributed about 10 to 30 percent of the 1980-2002 global surface warming," the researchers said in a statement today.
      10 to 30 percent is not mainly extenral as you said it was. It's just somewhat external. You did mention other examples, such as Mars heating up and Venus heating up...but you didn't give us any sources to explain just how great the heating was. Is it just a slight amount that does not compare to Earth's heating? Or is it comparable to Earth's current warming trend? I fully agree it's important that people are aware of all the factors, but it does no good when any one side hypes one possible cause and ignores the others.
    8. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You had a good point right up until that last statement. It's absurd to say that cutting CO2 emissions will actually cause deaths, and to make such a bold claim as if it were common knowledge without anything to back it up. Your credibility went right out the window.

    9. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *wooooooooooosh*

    10. Re:Science is hard by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Wow, you had a point until you starting ranting about people losing lives.

      Lowering emissions won't kill people. Heck, I have to be pretty imaginitive to think of ways that it would. There are studies that indicate that living near smog and pollutants have a tendency to lower one's life span compared to living away from them, so it's possible we're already killing people anyway.

      Unless someone says, 'the only way to stop greenhouse gases is by killing people!', you probably shouldn't be using that argument, because it's extreme and stupid.

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      "I only speak the truth"
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    11. Re:Science is hard by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Trillions of dollars and Millions of lives will be lost if the "we should take action just in case" crowd wins. Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100.

      Climatology may have some certainty, but the "science" of economics is pure, unadulterated bullshit. Taking or not taking any actions based on fuzzy multi-decade economic forecasts is complete folly.

      Human civilization has already weathered many transitions more profound than changing our current source of energy. At no point has anywhere near 25% of the world's population been killed off by economic distress.

    12. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions *have* died from bad science, and the environmental movement.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT

      It has killed more people than the holocaust but the people that killed them get a pass because they banned it "just in case".

    13. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth about global warming is that the people who say it is real are exactly the same doom sayers that predicted the modern electronic society would melt down due to the year 2000 bug. Any excuse for a multimillion dollar research grant, the good thing is unlike y2k these things will happen centuries in the future so they can continue to rake in the funds and sprout their BS. They're a bunch of fools, show me the proof or shut up - these things vary naturally - thats why we had ice ages etc.

    14. Re:Science is hard by Freexe · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty confident that the global temperature of this and nearby planets is increasing. I'm not sure of the rate of increase of what effect that will have 50 years from now.

      Will taking actions to cut pollution and reduce particle and chemical emissions overall worldwide to clean the air (with the side effect possibly reducing the temperature) help our kids and our health be such a bad thing.

      We all live on this planet and with a population of 6 Billion we are going to make a fair amount of mess between us, but we should start to take steps to be responsible for the mess and try to control and reduce it rather than eat into natural resources (like our rainforest's) .

      Perhaps walk or get public transport to work (or just live closer to where you work) instead of driving SUVs, let you clothes dry outside in the sun instead of using a drier and eat locally produced food. I dare note mentioning sorting rubbish and recycling here.

      All these things are easy to do and the very least we should be doing and as a side effect will maybe help us slow down this temperature rise that could be devastating for millions of people.

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      "In a time of universal deceit - telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
    15. Re:Science is hard by nihilogos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Now, unless you want to claim that Dick Cheney is secretly driving his SUV's on Mars, that means the cause of the rise in temperature must be mainly external. And, oh look, here's a study that's found just that. [livescience.com]

      From the article "Increased output from the Sun might be to blame for 10 to 30 percent of global warming that has been measured in the past 20 years, according to a new report."

      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%

      What the hell does this ridiculous statement mean? That the model predicted an average temperatue of 90C for the year, but it turned out to be 30C?

      We have no hard evidence to support anthropogenic global warming theories.

      Isn't that exactly what Bush and Cheney are saying? The same people who had hard evidence of Saddam's weapons of mass destruction. I'm not sure they'd understand hard evidence if it gave them concussion.

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    16. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

      Despite doubts about whether or not human activity is contributing to gloabl warming, we still have the responsibility to minimize our impact.

      As you point out, Climatology is hard. There are several known unknowns, and even more unknown unkowns. Until we can be CERTAIN that we are not taking the risk of causing dramatic climate change, particularly given the haunting specter of a threshhold after which climate changes accelerates, we need to proceed with caution.

      If there is ANY believable evidence that our actions are causing global warming, we need to take action to lessen those actions.

      Period.

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    17. Re:Science is hard by tbischel · · Score: 1

      lowering emissions wont kill people, but it probably wont have a significant impact on global warming either. Even if we stopped burning fossil fuels all together, global warming would merely be slowed. But a significant change in fuel consumption would undoubtedly negatively effect our quality of life, and cause many otherwise preventable deaths. But those are the tradeoffs.

    18. Re:Science is hard by garcia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Despite doubts about whether or not human activity is contributing to gloabl warming, we still have the responsibility to minimize our impact.

      Why? I have said it before and I will say it again -- IT DOES NOT MATTER! The Earth will fix itself. The human race is not important in the grand scheme of things as far as the Earth is concerned.

      Just because *we* think that we are important doesn't mean we are.

      If it isn't *us* causing the problems by extended life expectancies, eliminating mass disease, over fucking, etc then it's the Earth creating weather, eruptions, whatever to wipe us out.

      Face it, it doesn't matter. Get over yourself. The human race just isn't as important as it thinks it is.

    19. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't make out what you are trying to say there, but if you are claiming DDT isn't bad for the enviroment then I doubt you even properly read the link you provided. If you meant poor people in Africa or so are dieing over this, it isn't banned there, so they arn't dieing there from not using it. Basically I have no clue what you are trying to say.

    20. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Why? I have said it before and I will say it again -- IT DOES NOT MATTER! The Earth will fix itself. The human race is not important in the grand scheme of things as far as the Earth is concerned."

      Nice. Do you take the same approach to individual pollution (like throwing plastic bags in a stream), or to violent criminal activity? I mean, really, killing 10 people doesn't make a difference to society as a whole, it will heal itself.

      Your lack of respect for the world around us is scary. The Earth will go on, it is true. But in what form? Why should WE be the agents of change? How is it acceptable for us to cause mass extinctions, to remake the planet as we see fit? To poison other species, and ourselves, just because we think that in the long run, it doesn't matter?

      Your selfish attitude should absolutely appall anyone with a sense of personal responsibility.

      What gives you the right to deprive future generations from experiencing the Earth in its natural state, or as close to it as possible?

      --
      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    21. Re:Science is hard by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 2, Informative
      On the other hand, we have data that all of the inner planets are now heating up. The Twin MER rover teams were shocked at how warm the Martian winter was this year on Mars. They never expected their rovers to make it through the winter, yet both survived without a problem. In just the 30 years since the Viking missions, the temperature of Mars has increased substantially. In fact, it's done so by very nearly the exact same percentage as the temperatures seen on Earth. Similar remote measurements of Venus have shown the same increase.

      Oh gawwddd, not this recycled right-wing drivel again.......

      (From http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=192#more-19 2)

      Thus inferring global warming from a 3 Martian year regional trend is unwarranted. The observed regional changes in south polar ice cover are almost certainly due to a regional climate transition, not a global phenomenon, and are demonstrably unrelated to external forcing. There is a slight irony in people rushing to claim that the glacier changes on Mars are a sure sign of global warming, while not being swayed by the much more persuasive analogous phenomena here on Earth...

    22. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you meant poor people in Africa or so are dieing over this, it isn't banned there,

      So DDT is in use in Africa and other 3rd world areas?

    23. Re:Science is hard by Average_Joe_Sixpack · · Score: 1

      No, correlation is not causation.

      I don't know, the linked graph is compelling evidence.

    24. Re:Science is hard by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%. That's not a minor mistake, that's not within one standard deviation, that's a wild-ass guess that was totally wrong.
      Well, since the temperature of the earth surface in 2000 was certainly predicted as somewhere around 14 degrees centigrade, being 300% off means the real temperature was about 3 degrees. Funny, I didn't notice that. But oops....in science we use Kelvin...so instead of 290 or so Kelvin, it should have been 75 Kelvin, or -200 centigrade...maybe we were all flash-frozen and thus lost our memory.

      And all this while ignoring that one year data is statistically insignificant (and yes, that would include 2005 - but the 2005 temperatures are part of a strong trend).

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      Stephan

    25. Re:Science is hard by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      Millions *have* died from bad science

      And there's precious little science worse than economics, which has an utterly abysmal record at predicting future conditions. That's my point. Basing any decision on the long-term prediction of an economist is silly.

    26. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%.

      I'd like to see someone on record predicting average temperatures of 180 degrees Farenheit. Link, please?

    27. Re:Science is hard by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      I'll skip replying to your completely unsupported statements, such as models that were off by 300% in their temperature prediction (what, a model predicted that avg temperatures where supposed to be in the range of 200-400 degrees???), or that cutting human CO2 emissions will kill 1.5 billion people, and simply focus on where you actually provide some evidence for your random ramblings.

      1) Models are inaccurate.
      True. No model takes into account ALL variables. That's why it is called a model. It takes the significant variables and removes the insignificant ones. However, the currently in vogue models are surprisingly good at predicting temperature evolutions. That's what matters. Not what variables a model uses.

      2) The main cause of temperature increases is external, i.e. the sun.
      Shame you didn't read the article completely. Otherwise you would have read that the scientists in that article are quoted as stating that only about 10%-30% of the increase in surface temperatures can be attributed to the sun.

      So far, you're exactly where everybody else is who is claiming that global warming is either not real, or that it is not our fault: with your head in the sand, ignoring anything that doesn't fit your preconceived notion.

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    28. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you quite understand that aside from a few nutbars, no one is worried about the Earth getting sad. It's the part where we all die a lot earlier that upsets people.

    29. Re:Science is hard by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Science is hard, Climatology is very hard. We have no hard evidence to support anthropogenic global warming theories
      Global warming is considered a contraversial theory with incomplete evidence in Monaco, Luxembourg, Australia and the USA - but is accepted elsewhere. If you are in one of those countries just take things at face value that this years trends indicate the year will be warm, and then go back to your intelligent design books and other politically driven agendas.
      cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100
      There are other ways to do things than suddenly stopping the production of artificial fertilizer or suddenly cutting the electricity supply to water treatment plants and hospitals.
    30. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However to call these models "the most accurate" is quite a stretch.

      Huh? It's a model, accuracy is relative and they are being refined all the time. Does that mean you know of models that are better than them? Would you care to name them, or is that below you?

      The models show that CO2 causes an increase because the modelers set up the model so that CO2 holds more heat in the model.

      Err.. as far as I know, carbon dioxide gas has a higher specific heat capacity than oxygen or nitrogen, or even a sample of mixed air. So yes, increasing CO2 does increase the "blanket" effect as the atmosphere can now retain more heat overnight. It's not magic, it's chemistry.

      The Twin MER rover teams were shocked at how warm the Martian winter was this year on Mars. They never expected their rovers to make it through the winter, yet both survived without a problem.

      Temperature has nothing to do with a rover's lifespan. The rovers happily survived the cold depths of space in a hard vacuum on the way to mars. A Martian night is a cakewalk in comparison.

      Their lifespan is a factor of how the dust degrades the performance of the solar panels. So far the best guess is that unexpected gusts of wind (and and a lucky visiting dust-devil) have kept the solar panels clean, allowing the batteries to recharge during the day.

      Now, unless you want to claim that Dick Cheney is secretly driving his SUV's on Mars, that means the cause of the rise in temperature must be mainly external. And, oh look, here's a study that's found just that.

      From the article you linked to: Increased emissions of carbon dioxide and other heat-trapping gases still play a role, the scientists say.

      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%

      10 years is a long time in any science. Especially when computational power has exploded since 1995. Today's predictions are going to be far more accurate than they were then.

      Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100.

      These "best estimates" are obviously from someone who's a delusional maniac. 1.5 billion people who aren't born yet will die if we treat global warming as serious? You, sir, are crazy.

      Are you so eager to pull the trigger?

      Science isn't variable to those doing it. It's not like atmospheric scientists have anything to gain by having a big laugh and making up global warming. They don't wake up and say "hey, I'm gonna be a hippie today!" They do the best that they can to eliminate themselves from the equation and let the data and numbers take over.

      Science is hard

      Yes, it is. And you don't seem to have the faintest grasp of it.

    31. Re:Science is hard by garcia · · Score: 1

      I don't think you quite understand that aside from a few nutbars, no one is worried about the Earth getting sad. It's the part where we all die a lot earlier that upsets people.

      So what? We'll all die. I'm not worried and neither should anyone else be.

    32. Re:Science is hard by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      do you accurately model the largest heat sink on the planet, or are your oceans just a thin slab of water that is basically a rigidly driven model that doesn't adjust to changes realistically

      That's a very valid criticism of the climate models of around 1985. Slab oceans are not used in state-of-the-art climate models.

      modelers set up the model so that CO2 holds more heat in the model

      Well, nature set things up that way too. It's been known since the 1890s.

      do they just solve for two of the three (pressure and temperature, but not volume)

      um, ever hear of an equation of state?

      I can go on for hours about how completely inaccurate these models are.

      You are very creative indeed. Unfortunately, you show no signs of knowing what computer models are in use, why, or how they relate to the science.

      we have data that all of the inner planets are now heating up.

      Where? The Mars matter is addressed here.

      Trillions of dollars and Millions of lives will be lost if the "we should take action just in case" crowd wins.

      I don't know why you are only interested in the risks on one side.

      We have no hard evidence to support anthropogenic global warming theories.

      Hope this helps

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    33. Re:Science is hard by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, it *is* in use in Africa and other areas. It is sprayed on the interior walls of buildings where it is most effective in killing malaria mosquitos -- without the indiscriminant broadcast use that would drive the evolution of resistant mosquitos.. Agricultural use has been banned, but that goes to the benefit of malaria control. Without the evolution of resistance resulting from widespread, indiscriminant agricultural DDT use, DDT-based malaria mosquito control remains effective. More info can be found at http://www.timlambert.org/

    34. Re:Science is hard by urbanRealist · · Score: 1

      However to call these models "the most accurate" is quite a stretch .... Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100. Are you so eager to pull the trigger?
      What exactly do we have to loose?

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    35. Re:Science is hard by brulman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Do you always spell your punctuation?

      Question mark?

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    36. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately they would be mostly americans.

    37. Re:Science is hard by syphax · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oh man, you were talking a good game until you came out with the The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300% LIE.

      How many times must this lie be debunked?

      Apparently, very many times. Key points: It wasn't 1995, it was 1988, and Hansen wasn't off by 300%, he was frickin' on the money.

      Also, remember that Arrhenius predicted anthropogenic CO2 global warming over 100 years ago. The basic premise- more atmospheric CO2 means more trapped heat- is well-understood and not controversial. The open question is the strength of the climate's negative feedback cycles.

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    38. Re:Science is hard by SETIGuy · · Score: 2, Informative
      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%.

      Let's see... The earth's average temperature surface temperature is about 288K (15C,59F). That would mean that the "best model" either predicted an average surface temperature of 96K (-177C, -287F) or it predicted a temperature of 864K (591C,1095F).

      Either that one sucky model, or you're a lying sack of sh*t.

    39. Re:Science is hard by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Heh.. an environmentalist who uses Rumsfeld's diction -- I like it ;)

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    40. Re:Science is hard by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....and the theory holds up to all the available data, you act as if the theory were true and make decisions based on that.....

      The problem is that the AVAILABLE data is insufficient to base far reaching policy decisions on. There is also a body of equally insufficient data that shows that the warming has other than human causes. The only reasonably certain part of the data so far is that it is getting warmer (by some fractions of degrees), but there is no way that there is enough data to conclusively prove or disprove that man is the cause of the slight warming we measure. Predicting tomorrows weather is uncertain often because of there is not enough data to put into the computer. This is even true more so for long term weather forecasting and doubly true for climate predictions. Any kind of "as if it were true" is not good enough to mess up the economy of the US or any other country, but only SURE knowledge is and we don't have that YET.

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    41. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the best estimates say that effective birth control will cost 20 billion (potential) lives by 2100! Oh noes! The horror!

    42. Re:Science is hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Period? LOL, typical absolutist fucktard leftist Nazi. Thinks everything is black and white, cut and dry. Dumbasses like you would have everybody hide out in caves to "save" the planet.

    43. Re:Science is hard by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      Ubelievable, I spent two hours answering this crap, and then firefox closed the wrong tab and it all went poof.

      That's a very valid criticism of the climate models of around 1985. Slab oceans are not used in state-of-the-art climate models.

      Climateprediction.net uses a slab model of the ocean and will until at least revision three (they are on revision one now). NEC's Earth Simulator got it's first "non-shallow" ocean model in the 2003-2004 timeframe, but it is still at over twice the spatial resolution as the atmosphere is calculated. These are only the two most cited and "modern" models. NASA has a model that does the ocean, or the atmosphere, but not both at once. Your statement is *wholly* false. I had citations for both of these, but 10 seconds on Google will find the NEC Earth Simulator Annual Report for 2003, and Climate Prediction makes no secret of their model's shortcomings on their science page.

      Well, nature set things up that way too. It's been known since the 1890s.

      But Arrhenius was wrong. This paper is cited prominently by IPCC, and is off by a factor of some 1800%.

      um, ever hear of an equation of state?

      That would be fine if they included all states, but they don't. Why? It's too complicated to solve. The main items are Pressure, Density, Volume, and Temperature. NEC's Earth Simulator solves for Pressure and Temperature, and ignores the density and volume. Their own paper says the problem is just "too hard" so they treat air as an "incompressible medium". Yikes. The paper I have on this is by the authors of the algorithm. It is, however, located on a laptop at work, and thus inaccessable. It came from the Internet and "Google" is your friend.

      Unfortunately, you show no signs of knowing what computer models are in use, why, or how they relate to the science.

      Hmm, 20 years in the Computer Science industry, check. Several years working on massively parallel environment simulation models, check. Access to Physicists, Meterologists, Aerodynamic Engineers (the fluid dynamics gurus), and Oceanologists, check. Just because I typed the original message as I was trying to run out the door, doesn't make me what you think I am. Tell me, what is your knowledge of thermal transfer between discrete interhaline countercurrents? How about "meddies"? Do you know their cause, and the effect they have on deep ocean salinity transit? Heck, I'll throw you an easy one, why is ClimatePrediction's "Gravitic Wave" model of precipitation and cloud formation 180 degrees out of sync with actual oragraphic precipitation and formation?

      And as for your precious computer models, here's a score card so far. My favorite is the model that says the Medieval Optimum never happened. Damn the History Books, full speed ahead.

      Where? The Mars matter is addressed here.

      Ahhh, I knew "RealClimate" would make it in here sooner or later. This is one of their better rants: Glacial Melting on Mars = Regional Variation -- Glacial Melting on Earth = Global Warming.

      It's right up there with their near hysterical explanation of the historical lag between CO2 levels and warming trends where they claim that it's because the first warming isn't CO2, but then the CO2 causes the rest of the warming. The fact that histrically CO2 increase is a symptom of rising temperatures and not a cause. My favorite line in the comments is "Wow! Are you really saying that we have no idea what starts to warm up our world from an ice age but know with near certainty what has caused the warming of the last three decades? But go ahead, I get a good laugh out of it. If you want, post a note asking what the "Hockey Stick" looks like without the near-treeline Bristlecone Pines included. See if your comment get's censored... something they're notoriou

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    44. Re:Science is hard by mikkom · · Score: 1
      No, correlation is not causation. But when you have correlation and the most accurate models imply causation, you definitely have to think hard about what you're doing. The fact that global warming was predicted by the models before the data could be taken further suggest that it's not simply alarmist readings of the data.
      One of the reasons that the models were wrong is global dimming. And that is REALLY something you should be worrying about.

      Global dimming is a force that is slowing down the global warming. When new energy resources are used and pollution is going down, effect of global dimming goes down and this is when the global heating really begins to affect people. This is already happening in europe.

      I'm not trying to scare people but people should really REALLY see the BBC document that has been done about the phenomenon.

      I really think that if we do nothing to the climate change, then we or our kids will be in a deep trouble.

      Some people (including some major country leaders) seem to think that whole global climate change is about economics. This is not about economics, this is about survival.
    45. Re:Science is hard by mikkom · · Score: 1

      One more note.. Please do disagree with me if you will but at least READ AND STUDY unbiased, validated academic studies, reports and articles written about global warming. Do not believe articles with unverifiable or biased sources. You owe this to your children.

    46. Re:Science is hard by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      So what we need, then, is some plan that will reduce human contribution to the apparent problem (not a bad thing by itself, really), but that will not cause the loss of trillions of dollars and millions of lives. If we want to what-if on the side of human contribution to global warming, we ought also to what-if on the side of the cost of mitigating our actions.

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    47. Re:Science is hard by mikkom · · Score: 1
      The "best model" in 1995 mispredicted the temperature in 2000 by 300%
      Please do a google search on global dimming and read a couple of articles about this little phenomenon that might explain why climate predictions have been wrong.
    48. Re:Science is hard by The_Quinn · · Score: 1
      I don't think there is any responsibility to 'minimize our impact.' In fact, the best way to 'minimize our impact' would be to wipe out the human race (which probably some greens wouldn't mind happening).

      Even if only one generation of humans could live full, happy lives before the earth melted, you wouldn't tell those humans to suffer so that ONE MORE generation could be born and suffer too.

      But ironically, even if humans weren't on the planet, it would continue to get warmer! That's right, the globe has been warming ever since the last ice age, and would continue to do so until the next ice age, regardless of human involvement.

    49. Re:Science is hard by ifwm · · Score: 1

      "But when you have correlation and the most accurate models imply causation, you definitely have to think hard about what you're doing. The fact that global warming was predicted by the models before the data could be taken further suggest that it's not simply alarmist readings of the data."

      The global warming models all have a LARGE fudge factor built in to make them work. Without it many of the models fail in a ridiculously short amount of time (i.e earth freezes in a week etc.)

      Worse, the models are KNOWN TO BE INACCURATE, yet are accepted anyway.

      The models are the worst possible evidence to use in this discussion, and doing so cancels every attempt at credibility.

      A model that you've tweaked to get the results you want isn't science, it's propaganda. Why are you so eager to swallow one sides propaganda over the other's?

    50. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      First, if you're going to calculate the cost of environmental responsibility, you also have to coalculate the cost of environmental damage. This is something that I don't see very often when I see the "Oh, it costs too much to conserve!" studies.

      Second, it's not a matter of balancing cost and preservation. My point is that the monetary cost is immaterial to the moral question, and the cost in human life is ameliorable.

      Besides, overpopulation is a serious problem.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    51. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "I don't think there is any responsibility to 'minimize our impact.'"

      Oh. So the Earth is just a resource to be used to our benefit?

      "But ironically, even if humans weren't on the planet, it would continue to get warmer! That's right, the globe has been warming ever since the last ice age, and would continue to do so until the next ice age, regardless of human involvement."

      So you assume. But, fancy this, what if our actions forestall the next ice age, or increase the number of mass extinctions that we are already causing?

      'It would happen anyway' is not a valid response, since we ARE affecting it. We DO contribute, and we don't know if our contribution is causing problems beyond our capacity to deal with them.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    52. Re:Science is hard by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Absolutely nothing gives us the right to do any of that. However, humans exist now, and humans are in a fact a natural force. We evolved to be capable of manipulating our environment because it was an evolutionary advantage. To not do it because of some random insect or whatnot is to defy our evolution. In that right, as long as future generations exist, humans have served nature.

      Now, modern humans *should* consider their actions more, because we can understand the benefit and the disadvantage of things. We shouldn't be screwing up our planet just because it's the cheap way or the lazy way. Even from the evolutionary standpoint, that does not help our chances of survival.

      However, humans are at the top of things today. Why so many people are willing to sacrifice humans for some random animal is hard to understand. I like animals, too, but I like people a lot more. Like I said, we're at the top of things. I'll admit, it sounds very callous, but if killing a kitten cured cancer, there would be a whole lot of dead kittens out there, and that's better than a whole lot of dead humans.

      Also, don't worry, GP assumes that humans won't exist in the future. That might be true, or it might not be true. We don't know, and that makes it conjecture.

    53. Re:Science is hard by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Your lack of respect for the world around us is scary.

      Why should I have "respect" for the world? The world isn't a god, or a sentient being. It doesn't deserve my respect. It *might* deserve some consideration, out of purely selfish interests (e.g., cleaner air is healthier for me and mine), but that's pretty much the sum total of my responsibility right there.

      Why should WE be the agents of change?

      Why shouldn't we? You act as if it's some grave sin to change the Earth to suit our needs, or our whims. As if the Earth were some sort of god, and we were insulting it by, say, actually daring to live upon it. Me, I don't hold with that kind of crap, and I believe we can do whatever the fuck we want with the Earth, for whatever reason we like. If you think otherwise, please provide a sound argument for *not* doing so - something that doesn't include dubious morality or new-age bullshit Gaia-is-Earthmother religious tripe.

      Perhaps because sustainable ecosystems are probably good for human health and wellbeing? That I might listen to.

      How is it acceptable for us to cause mass extinctions, to remake the planet as we see fit?

      How is it not acceptable? Like I said, the Earth isn't a sentient organism or a deity. It isn't immoral to reshape the Earth as we see fit. It might be dangerous to our long-term health, but it sure as shit isn't immoral.

      Your selfish attitude should absolutely appall anyone with a sense of personal responsibility.

      Oh please. Stop being such a fucking drama queen. People who don't agree with you on this matter are somehow your moral inferiors? Let's pause for a moment while I laugh my ass off.

      What gives you the right to deprive future generations from experiencing the Earth in its natural state

      If this argument held any weight at all, we'd kill off 99% of the human race and go back to being small tribes of hunter-gatherers with bad teeth, suffering a 50% infant mortality rate, starvation one out of every three years, premature aging, and an average lifespan of 30-35 years. That's the "natural state" you seem to have such a hard-on for.

      Me, I'll take modern medicine, dentristy, hot showers, and knowing that my wife almost certainly won't die in childbirth. Call me "selfish" all you like, and I'll call you an eco-fruitcake in return.

      Max

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    54. Re:Science is hard by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Oh. So the Earth is just a resource to be used to our benefit?

      To put it succinctly, yes. The Earth isn't sentient; it has no needs, desires, or wants. We are, we do, we do, and we do. End of story.

      Max

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    55. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I don't agree. My view is that we are part of a system, not separate and on top. I believe our true responsibility is not to ourselves, but to the system. It's the same reason that people do works of charity, just applied to a broader target than humanity.

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    56. Re:Science is hard by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      the statement itself is patently absurd. Was it 819 degrees kelvin?

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    57. Re:Science is hard by aaronl · · Score: 1

      It's just a different perspective, that's all. I look at it that various life evolved to take advantage of aspects of the system. There was a lot of CO2, so life evolved to consume it. That created a lot of oxygen, so life evolved to consume that. It created a cycle, but not out of respect for the system. If humans made the environment unbearable for some life, that life would die and new life would replace it. If we went too far, we would be the life that died and was replaced. I would say that if you were to define some system, that would be the system, at heart. In that respect, there isn't any responsibily of one life form to any other.

      I consider humans to be "on top" because we were the first to evolve in a way that lets us shape the world on a large scale. If we don't like the world, we have the capacity to actively change it. Nothing else can do that right now. We're still a part of the system, just a part that I consider to have evolved a much stronger set of traits than any other form of life. However, since we're still bound to the system, we can't go around changing things irresponsibly, because we might end up killing ourselves out.

      If we wish to maintain the status quo, then yes we certainly would need to do it exactly your way. I like the world the way it is, too, so I'd like to see humanity stop polluting it. I'm just looking at that system as having a different basic structure.

      Hopefully I explained that well enough.

    58. Re:Science is hard by jnaujok · · Score: 1

      If I predict a 3.5 degree rise in temperature, and the actual change is one degree, then my prediction is off by a factor of 350%. The prediction Hansen made and the IPCC repeated was for an increase of .33 degrees warming by 2000. Actual warming was 0.11 degrees. That's an error of 300%. The fact that you can't do simple math is not my problem. Oh, and he included "Global Dimming" in his value with a suspected volcanic erruption that would decrease the effect. So, no dice there either. In fact, the only time his model *correctly* predicted the .11 degree rise in temperature was if CO2 was made a non-factor (by not adding CO2 to the equation). In that case, his model was within a few percent of predicting the correct value.

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    59. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty harsh view. Anything that isn't sentient should be disregarded?

      What about all the things on earth that do have needs, but aren't sentient? Are they to be disregarded as well?

      The earth is a system comprised of different parts. As a whole, the earth doesn not have needs. But what of the needs of the component parts?

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    60. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      You bring up good points (and explain them better than most of the responses I've gotten in this thread). I agree that the system has not, and probably should not, be in stasis.

      My biggest concern is that until we better understand the consequences of our actions, we shouldn't screw around too much. There is the distinct possibility that our actions to date, and in the short-term, will have long-term implications that are at or beyond the limits of our capacity to deal with.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
    61. Re:Science is hard by Stephan+Schulz · · Score: 1
      Read your original article again. You were talking about temperature, not temperature increase. And apropos "simple math": A prediction for 3.5 degrees compare to a real increase of 1 degree is off by 250%...or otherwise a predicion of 1 degree would be off by 100%. Being "off by a factor of x%" is at best misleading.

      If you want a serious answer for the rest, give reasonable cites. What is the baseline, and what is the prediction. I doubt that Hansen or the IPCC made a prediction for a single year. The scientific consensus is that by 2000, we had a warming of about 0.6 (+/- 0.2) degrees centigrade. I have no idea where your 0.11 degrees comes from.

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    62. Re:Science is hard by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty harsh view.

      It's an absolutely practical view.

      What about all the things on earth that do have needs, but aren't sentient? Are they to be disregarded as well?

      Sounds about right. Although non-sentient organisms can't have "needs" beyond the biological. Mold doesn't think, nor do rocks or trees.

      We might be inclined to preserve certain ecosystems, or parts of certain ecosystems, for a few reasons:

      a) it's good for our continued health, as a species;
      b) we might derive some useful information out of those parts; or
      c) because we're human and we feel like it

      All of those are excellent reasons for conservation. Treating the planet or its constituent parts of some sort of mystical being, or object of worship is NOT a good reason for doing anything. That sort of pseudo-mystical bullshit has no place in a technological society, any more than astrology or crystal power or reflexology does. It's the province of the stupid, the ignorant, and the willfully gullible.

      Max

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    63. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "It's the province of the stupid, the ignorant, and the willfully gullible."

      Now you're just being an ass. Because, of course, any perspective that differs from yours is stupid, ignorant, or willfully gullible, right?

      Plus, it is no more so than acting without an understanding of the full consequences.

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    64. Re:Science is hard by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      >> Slab oceans are not used in state-of-the-art climate models.

      > Climateprediction.net uses a slab model of the ocean

      climateprediction.net is a desktop model, not state of the art. I qualified it deliberately. Simpler models have their uses, but if you are focused on models

      >> Arrhenius was wrong

      While I appreciate your reference's using our U of C gateway, I think his calculation is nonsense. He obtains an emissivity using a fixed temperature profile, then feeds that back into the Arrhenius equation. But, of course that is the wrong temperature profile.

      Nobody says Arrhenius was quantitatively right. He was conceptually right and in the right ballpark. A model which didn't have any CO2 sensitivity would be complete nonsense.

      > Credentials battle:

      I have a PhD in high performance modeling of ocean dynamics.

      > Tell me, what is your knowledge of thermal transfer between discrete interhaline countercurrents?

      None whatsoever. Google has none either. "Your search - "interhaline countercurrents" - did not match any documents. " What the hell does "interhaline" mean? Google did turn up one hit on the word. Check it out!

      >scorecard

      I easily identified several points of misinformation...

      > Name the risks

      Flooding, storms, droughts, pestilence, famine, massive forced migration...

      > petition

      The "petition" with 17000 names is old news, and rather controversial news at that:

      http://www.sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Oregon_ Institute_of_Science_and_Medicine
      and
      http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/short/280/53 63/509b

      > The IPCC is a political group

      You really are a piece of work, you know.

      Everyone on the scientific working group is a prominent published scientist.

      Their position has been reinforced by other "political" groups like the American Association for the Advancement of Science, The National Academy of Science, The American Meteorlogical Society and the Amereican Geophysical Union.

      I really don't understand how people can get things so totally backwards. I try to assume that people aren't willing to maliciously damage the entire planet for short term gain, but stuff like the parent posting makes me wonder.

      mt

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    65. Re:Science is hard by The_Quinn · · Score: 1
      Oh. So the Earth is just a resource to be used to our benefit?
      Yes, exactly. There is no value inherent in the earth, outside of the value it provides to living creatures. In fact, there is no such thing as value without an entity capable of valuing.

      So you assume. But, fancy this, what if our actions forestall the next ice age, or increase the number of mass extinctions that we are already causing?
      You seem in an awful hurry to have the next ice age. And there always have been mass extinctions (without humans) and always will be mass extinctions (with or without humans).
      ...we don't know if our contribution is causing problems beyond our capacity to deal with them.
      I am sorry you do not know that. Maybe you should avoid discussing the subject until you DO know something. ;)
    66. Re:Science is hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I guess I just have philosophical differences with a few people.

      "I am sorry you do not know that. Maybe you should avoid discussing the subject until you DO know something. ;)"

      Sure, you put the smiley in... but I do know something. What I am saying is that we don't know anywhere close to everything... or anywhere close to enough to make educated decisions about what tack to take.

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    67. Re:Science is hard by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Because, of course, any perspective that differs from yours is stupid, ignorant, or willfully gullible, right?

      No, but anyone who believes that the planet is a giant god, or that astrology or crystal power works, or that reflexology really is a branch of medical science, is indeed stupid, or ignorant, or willfully gullible. I picked those particular examples for a specific reason, because any rational person can see that each and every one of those things is a total crock of shit.

      Max

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    68. Re: Science is hard by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Those models do not "predict" global warming. They show a trend towards warming with an increase in atmospheric CO2.

      So, you reject the physics of greenhouse gasses?

      > Trillions of dollars and Millions of lives will be lost if the "we should take action just in case" crowd wins. Some of the best estimates say that cutting CO2 by 50% will cost 1.5 BILLION LIVES by 2100. Are you so eager to pull the trigger?

      What is the source of these extra deaths?

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  37. I'll help by No2Gates · · Score: 3, Funny

    My wife always complains that I stand there with the refrigerator door open looking for something to eat. Now I won't take her crap, and I'll look around the fridge longer with the damn door open and I can help global warming at the same time. Maybe people will start looking up to me as some kind of hero...

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    1. Re:I'll help by burndive · · Score: 1
      What your wife will then tell you is that by letting the heat into the refrigerator, it means that the heat pump in the back has to do more work to pump that heat back out into the kitchen (even accounting for the lower temperature inside the fridge), which it uses electricity for, some of which escapes in the form of heat, resulting in a net increase in the temperature of your kitchen, which in turn results in more global warming.

      Or maybe that's what you meant by "help global warming"

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    2. Re:I'll help by scotch · · Score: 1
      Swoooosh .....

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  38. Global Dimming by crabpeople · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I saw a program, i believe from the BBC on Global Dimming a few months ago. The idea being that at the same that we have been upping the greenhouse gasses we put into the atmosphere, we have also been blocking out the sun with the various soots and particulate matter that goes with it. This drove us into a net cooling period during those years, as the sunlight was reflected back into space. The researcher explained that this may be why global warming hasnt been as evident as it should have been in the past 30 years.

    Now that we burn cleaner gas, and try and be more environmentally friendly, this reflective layer of the atmosphere is getting thinner. this then compounds the global warming aeffect already in motion. perhaps that is what we are seeing today.

     

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    1. Re:Global Dimming by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      That's okay. I'm sure a majority of the major factions will vote yes on the 'Solar Shading' option when it becomes availiable.

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    2. Re:Global Dimming by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      "And now to achieve victory over my biggest source of competition... the sun!" (paraphrase)

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  39. State of Idiocy by ceguy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    After having read Michael Crichton's book, State of Fear, I am thinking people who pick sides on this issue just like to argue. Crichton is against claims of global warming. Everybody's got an agenda.

    We don't even know how much we don't know about our planet. How about we try our best not to pollute the planet we live in while enjoying life?

    PS I am not endorsing the book. It has an awkward plot and idiot characters listening to a lot of "explanations" by "experts".

    1. Re:State of Idiocy by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      It has an awkward plot and idiot characters listening to a lot of "explanations" by "experts".

      Yeah! With the exception of Eaters of the Dead (on which The 13th Warrior is based), you've now read all of his novels;-)

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    2. Re:State of Idiocy by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Crichton's logic has been widely discredited - a good place to see where his argument is taken apart is RealClimate.org.

    3. Re:State of Idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about The Great Train Robbery?

    4. Re:State of Idiocy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Criton is an author, not a scientist... The way to refute science is to conduct an experiment or a study that finds data that contradicts the current data. He has done no such studies/experiment and produced no data to back his position that 'scientists don't know, so we shouldn't worry'.

      He should be writing op-ed pieces for a newspaper instead of testifying before the Senate.

  40. I say speed it up by ghoul · · Score: 2, Funny

    1 Most of the interior of America is very lightly populated as people want to live near the sea. Once sea velel rises and Phoenix and Chicago are beachfront land in the mid west will be much better utilized.

    2 Siberia and Canada are almost unused land right now as they are too cold. With enough Global warming people can start living there

    3 Large no of people lead very inefficient and lazy lives on a number of pacific islands. Once these are below the sea these people will become available for low wage work in our factories.

    4 The areas of land submerged by sea should silence the critics that we are not doing anything to replace the oil we are pumping out of the earth. All these submerged plants and animals will become oil.

    5 Africa has too many wars but the Sahara is relatiely peacefull. Heat up Africa and increase the Sahara in size and you will have an Australia like continent- first world country. Extra people refer to point 3 .

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    1. Re:I say speed it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the interior of America is very lightly populated as people want to live near the sea

      Too stupid to utilize all their SUVs to actually go somewhere with an Ocean, Middle America settles for waiting for the Ocean to come to them.

      Typical.

    2. Re:I say speed it up by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Africa and increase the Sahara in size and you will have an Australia like continent- first world country.
      Africa with a population of 20 million may well be a first world country, but that's a massive loss of population. Also Australia has people living in third world conditions in some areas - in my home town a visiting aboriginal protester was dragged off to jail before the opening of the Commonwealth games so that overseas visitors would not see that he was suffering from leprocy in a first world country. That was some time ago, but decades of mismanagement still has people living in third world conditions in Australia.

      Still, all it takes is one misplaced horse judge to bring a first world country into the third world for a while.

    3. Re:I say speed it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      #3 is the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life. Parent should be +5 funny or -1 retarded.

    4. Re:I say speed it up by martinX · · Score: 1

      Well that was either '62 in Perth or '82 in Brisbane, both a looooong time ago. I reckon your mate was being hauled away for being annoying rather than having leprosy. And besides, what has his disease to do with anything? Was he stuck in a leper colony, or forced to wear a bell? Or was he being treated by the public health system at no cost to him for a disease that he was unfortunate enough to get. Even the US has 100 - 200 new cases per year (CDC figures). Bad things happen.

      I knew the doctor responsible for treating lepers in the NT in the 90s and they were down to a handful by that stage (new cases, rather than existing cases since it is a chronic disease requiring long term treatment and follow-up). The NT is now officially leprosy-free by UN standards, but they are still seeking out (and treating) new cases via contact tracing (community screening has stopped because of the low rates of infection). Don't know what Premier Pete is doing in Queensland though. Not much, I expect...

      Those who live in thirld world conditions in this country do so by choice. I have seen shitloads of money pass through the hands of those living in "third world conditions". The only mismanagement is their own. Here's a hint, if you get a big royalty cheque from the mines, try not to blow it on a new Tojo and green cans. Every year.

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    5. Re:I say speed it up by niXcamiC · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Lazy and inefficient lives. Pray tell, how does one live a inefficient life, take longer to die than someone else?

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    6. Re:I say speed it up by dbIII · · Score: 1
      '82 in Brisbane ... what has his disease to do with anything ... being treated
      I did say it was a long time ago. The point was that the disease was untreated and unrecognised due to third world conditions existing where he lived at the time, but became apparent and an item of news when he was seen in a city.
      The only mismanagement is their own
      For many years management consisted of the uncontraversial action of only ticking a box labelled "spend money" and not doing much to plan what to do with it, and it didn't help when corrupt governments existed like back in 1982 (people were convicted, so it's not just my opinion) funnelling money and wages owed out and into different areas/pockets. Blaming the victim only goes a little way when there are a lot of issues involved.
    7. Re:I say speed it up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my god.

      Who moded this guy up, and who the HELL modded him insightful?

      At best this guy was being psycopathically funny...at worst well, psycopathic, just not funny.

    8. Re:I say speed it up by martinX · · Score: 1

      I daresay that had he been living in the Third World, his condition would have been recognised immediately.

      It became an item of news because city-folk think leprosy hasn't existed since the 1600s. It's real, it happens and it could have been missed by any city GP in any white patient. Rare diseases happen rarely, and doctors miss them.

      In the past, I have seen much time and money going straight to the "victims" with absolutely zero improvement.

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    9. Re:I say speed it up by Darby · · Score: 1

      Once sea velel rises and Phoenix and Chicago are beachfront land

      Ummm.... Chicago is already Beach front land.

      It just happens to be a lake beach. That lake is connected to the ocean though so I suspect that Lake Michigan will rise at more or less the same rate as the ocean (please let me know if this is a retarded assumption for some reason).

      Given how damn flat the midwest is I think Lake Michigan rising a foot or two would flood everything between the Rockies, the Ozarks and the Appalacians.

    10. Re:I say speed it up by ghoul · · Score: 1

      Actually I was joking. I was kind of surprised to see serious replies.

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  41. Futurama Anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We could make giant rockets stick them on the equater and aim them at the sun so that we can push the earth farther into space. That will intern help to cool the earth down.

  42. It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by TheNarrator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Those irresposible Republicans! They're screwing things up across the entire galaxy.

    Article

    And for three Mars summers in a row, deposits of frozen carbon dioxide near Mars' south pole have shrunk from the previous year's size, suggesting a climate change in progress.


    1. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Alomex · · Score: 1

      It was the lack of emission control regulations on the Mars rovers!

    2. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you'll notice that this happens right after we send a couple of little SUVs to go wandering around the surface of Mars! When will the madness stop?

    3. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Androclese · · Score: 1

      Those damn rovers!!! The heat created from their battery operated engines screwed up the eco-system! It's all George Bush's fault!!!!

    4. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by uncadonna · · Score: 2, Informative
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    5. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      The article you cite could use a good round of editing. The writer keeps making up words that are technically correct terms, but are crafted very awkwardly (tacking 'icity' to the end of every thrid word is annoying), and this combined with the stilted, poorly-assembled syntax makes the article almost unreadable. I know that internet writers generally aren't english majors or even people who passed high school english the first time they took it, but I could put my thoughts to paper more clearly than that in fifth grade. Bleh.

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    6. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Damek · · Score: 1

      Good thing it's not a literary site.

    7. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fuckwits like you that are destroying the planet whilst chortling with pride at your ignorance and arrogance. And you wonder why even in the UK, America society is regarded as a basket case.

    8. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by dmccarty · · Score: 1

      Maybe the sun is getting hotter.

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    9. Re:It's getting pretty hot on mars too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick! Somebody put out the Sun before we all melt!

  43. Blame the volcanoes by dada21 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The author must realize that having record low eruptions in 1998 and 2005 is the cause of the temperature hike.

    See what happened in 1816.

    1. Re:Blame the volcanoes by Xugumad · · Score: 1

      Out of curiousity, do you approach most problems by asserting they're not your fault, and hoping they will cease to be problems? :)

      Seriously though, there seem to be a lot of people who assume that if global warming isn't humanity's fault (and I'm not exactly convinced), it is a non-issue...

    2. Re:Blame the volcanoes by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      If it weren't our fault, there would be no reason to expect it to continue to accelerate. Unfortunately, the chances that it isn't our fault are vanishingly small by now, and there is plenty of reason to expect warming and the climate changes it brings to continue to accelerate.

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    3. Re:Blame the volcanoes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, it's the end of the world! The Arctic sea line has decreased an average of 0.25% over 26 years. Blame the president! jane fonda is my hero! Where's our ubermann john kerry and PETA and greenpeace?

    4. Re:Blame the volcanoes by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      there seem to be a lot of people who assume that if global warming isn't humanity's fault (and I'm not exactly convinced), it is a non-issue...


      Not a non-issue, but if it's not caused by anything we're doing, then it's also not a reason to stop doing what we've been doing.

      I think human activity has an effect, but I'm very suspicious of claims that it's the major effect.
      Humans have a disproportionate effect, but they are still a small fraction of the planet's biomass.

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  44. Indeed it is... by TarrySingh · · Score: 1

    We've had a warm 20 degrees celsius here in Holland in Mid October!

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    1. Re:Indeed it is... by SorcererX · · Score: 1

      we've had over 15 C here up in Trondheim, Norway (not that far from the artic circle) for the past week. Warmest day was like 23 C.

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  45. doesn't anyone google anymore? by alen · · Score: 1

    you can google historic temp changes and see that they vary by a few degrees every 1500 years or so. Why did temps drop in the medieval ages? why did they go up before? Did the romans have SUV?

    1. Re:doesn't anyone google anymore? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are talking about the little ice age and the medieval warm period. The little ice age was due to increased volcanic activity and a low in solar output, the medieval warm period was likely due to a high period in solar output. These two climate events and many others such as the holocene climatic optimum can quite easily be explained away with milankovitch cycles, volcanic activity etc

      The point about the current warming trend is we cannot easily explain it away with natural forcing phenomena, the best current explanation is that it is anthropogenic.

    2. Re:doesn't anyone google anymore? by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

      Actually, current thought is that there wasn't actually a Medieval Warm Period at all.

    3. Re:doesn't anyone google anymore? by Attilla_The_Pun · · Score: 1

      But we all know global warming is caused by Republicans, and the Caesars were REPUBLICans, right? But I'm pretty sure Nero drove an Escalade.

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  46. Re:What? by Rac3r5 · · Score: 1

    what about all the think smoke from cars? wouldn't that block the sunlight?

  47. Re:Can't read.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It wasn't so long ago that the "consensus" of the physics community held Newtonian physics to be immutable, and before Newton the "consensus" included all sorts of things that we know today to be 100% false. Climatology is one of the most politicized of the hard sciences and there are more missing pieces to the puzzle than hard information. It's quite likely that the "odd man out" could be interpretting the little data we have correctly in the same way that Columbus was right and his many detractors were wrong. Heck, like Columbus the guy that's proven "correct" will probably eventually find out that he didn't end up where he thought he was going.

    That's the interesting bit about science. In the long run it is not a popularity contest. Just because 100 scientists believe that something is so does not make it true, especially when these scientists have political axes to grind. Both sides of the "global warming" debate have political and economic motivations. As more data is amassed and better models are made most of the theories we have today will be proven to be more incorrect than correct.

  48. Re:What? by Seumas · · Score: 1

    So does that mean that fat asses like myself are beneficial to the climate, because we block out plenty of sun, too?

  49. too early to call by jonastullus · · Score: 1

    with "global warming" (now more appropriately called "global extreme temperatures" or something like that) in mind, isn't it a bit early to call it the hottest year in october already?

    isn't "global warming" supposed to cause extreme temperatures in BOTH directions, and isn't weather prediction limited to a few days?

    so how can anyone predict the weather for the next 2 1/2 months based on historical records and in face of supposedly dramatic climate changes...

    well, gotta believe the scientists, especially when they are overeager to get their results out first and maybe "prove a point" in passing.

    1. Re:too early to call by nagora · · Score: 2, Informative
      isn't "global warming" supposed to cause extreme temperatures in BOTH directions

      Only at a local level, these figures are global.

      so how can anyone predict the weather for the next 2 1/2 months based on historical records and in face of supposedly dramatic climate changes...

      The figures are global and also average, so it is possible to calculate ahead how cold things would have to get to reduce the "total" temperature and say whether or not that is likely. If the world record for an average score at some game was, say 9.5 over a 10 game season, and after 8 games a player had scored a total of 90 points, you'd feel pretty confident in saying that a record was coming, regardless of the fact that the last two games haven't been played.

      TWW

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    2. Re:too early to call by jonastullus · · Score: 1

      i totally agree and i wasn't calling into question the idea of projection and extrapolation.

      but just as noone would call a game or even a game series so early, i really don't see the point of "announcing" something now, that could have easily waited till the end of the year.

      and who said, the global climate's mean temperature would stay the same within "global warming"? noone knows the processes and it might just be that initial temperature rises will lead to drastic global cooling lateron. i am not saying that, but where do all these predictions about local and global climate come from?

    3. Re:too early to call by nagora · · Score: 1
      i really don't see the point of "announcing" something now, that could have easily waited till the end of the year.

      Well, everyone will be drunk on New Year.

      but where do all these predictions about local and global climate come from?

      Largely from computer models, but also from the simple fact that weather is driven by heat differences and the world is non-uniform, so the more heat in the system, the more extreme the weather.

      TWW

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  50. The Weather Makers by tarvo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Read this book The Weather Makers by Tim Flannery, if you are genuinely interested in doing something about climate chnage.

    It is brilliant and timely call to action for everyone to reconsider their energy use as it applies to C02 emmissions.

  51. Vulc(a)no Mr Spock? by ghoul · · Score: 1

    Vulc(a)no explosion? Is that something which happens when Mr Spock eats Chili?

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  52. Re:What? by Nilmat · · Score: 1

    Only if we launch you into low earth orbit.

  53. 1 year does not make a trend by olddotter · · Score: 1

    While I do beleive in global warming, one year does not prove a trend. It will take a few decades of this to prove the trend, of course by then it might be too late.

    1. Re:1 year does not make a trend by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

      One year doesn't make a trend, but the 25 year trend makes a trend

    2. Re:1 year does not make a trend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what you are saying is that you have faith?

  54. 0.75 by Diablo1399 · · Score: 0

    We're talking 0.75 degrees here. Big farking whoop. When the average temperature goes up by 10 degrees, I'll start to care about global warming.

    1. Re:0.75 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      0.75 degrees is massive when it comes to plant germination success or failure and weeds growing where they couldn't previously. For animals that cannot migrate north or south due to a coastline that doesn't provide much latitudinal migration such as the Antarctic it makes life pretty uncomfortable.

  55. Arr... by HunterZ · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not too late to help lower the global average temperature. Become a swashbuckling disciple of the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

    http://www.venganza.org/

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    1. Re:Arr... by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Ramen brother.

      I do be sure that 'e'll fix together a new o-zone layer with 'is wonderful noodly appendages, yarr.

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    2. Re:Arr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have missed the memo. This isn't funny anymore.

  56. Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    Um, since when did a volcanic eruption make things cooler?

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    1. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, since always you fucking moron. Use your brain, or lacking that, google, and figure it out.

    2. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Those are some big balls you've got there, Coward. Too bad you don't have a brain big enough to match.

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    3. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you go to school?

      Volcanoes eject crap loads of dust into the atmosphere, it stays high up for several years decreasing the amount of solar radiation reaching the ground.

    4. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

      Um, since when did a volcanic eruption make things cooler?

      Perhaps you've heard of Mt. Pinatubo. (This appears to be a decent summary of what happened when it last blew its top.)

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    5. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by bucky0 · · Score: 1

      Right next to the eruption, yeah, it's really farking hot. But all tha dust gets kicked up into the upper atmosphere where it reflects light before it has a chance to hit the earth's surface which leads to a global decline in temperature.

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    6. Re:Volcanic eruption causing cooling? by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Did you go to school?

      Yep, but strangely, they didn't cover volcanic reactions much in my computer science classes.

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  57. I like you sensually by milktoastman · · Score: 0, Troll

    Your brazen obnoxicity gets me going like a rapist at a narcolepsy clinic.

  58. Our only hope. by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1
    ... "Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record."

    So we'll be saved if we get hit by a big enough asteroid! Oh, wait... Dang.

  59. correction.. bronze age. by Henriok · · Score: 1

    I correct myself. It was in the bronze age, about 3000 years ago.

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  60. Global warming to get real bad by this year by kuriharu · · Score: 1

    In about 5 billion years the sun is going to expand and take out everything from where it is now to about Mars' orbit. The entire first 4 planets will be consumed. Women and children will be hardest hit. Bet we'll all feel guilty about the fossil fuels by then.

  61. I am a scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I am just a silly mathematician. Useless computer models are great for grants and politics, nothing more. I say we put the money in mathematicians to prove theorems, rather than spending it on useless, expensive clusters that spit out data that no one really understands.

  62. Whoa, hold on a second by benhocking · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Are you actually suggesting that a web-site called "friendsofscience.org" wouldn't actually be friendly to science? Next thing you're going to tell me is that the Clear Skies Initiative allows for increases in pollution...

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    1. Re:Whoa, hold on a second by iced_773 · · Score: 1


      Are you actually suggesting that a web-site called "friendsofscience.org" wouldn't actually be friendly to science?

      They could call themselves anything to sound good. Don't China and North Korea call themselves "People's Republics?" Doesn't Fox News say it is "fair and balanced" (Yes, I saw the anti-M$ post earlier today, but that's just one incident.)? Slashdot calls itself "stuff that matters," although some would suggest otherwise.

      If it has a positive sound, chances are someone will use it.

  63. How insightful! by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

    Actually, strong correlation is generally considered causation. There are many phenomena in science whose causes we can demonstrate, even though we don't necessarily understand the mechanisms by which the cause occurs. Climate change, however, is a well-understood process, the mechanics of which we understand in great detail. Dismissing the entire issue with a glib comment doesn't help anyone.

    1. Re:How insightful! by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Strong correlation is considered evidence of causation.

      If I see a lot of people leaving an alley and coming out bruised, and most of them say that they were mugged while in the alley, then it is reasonably safe to conclude that when you come out of the alley bruised that you were mugged. However, without actually seeing it, I have no way of knowing for sure, and it's possible that you got in a fight before you went in the alley and actually came through the alley itself unscathed.

      If you look at the graph presented in TFA, you'll see a relatively constant increase in temps from 1910-1945, following by about 35 years of fluctuating temps. A stay of execution? Perhaps. But there was also a fairly consistent increase in temps from 1860 to 1900, followed by a decade of cooling.

      I'm interested in the work of Dr. William Gray, who back in 2000 published this opinion piece indicating his lack of belief in the hypothesis of man-made global warming, and in this interview continued to proclaim that the global warming threat is overblown. That interview, and some other recent words, have led me to believe that he's researching how global currents may be at fault for the changes, and to what effect man-made emissions are (or are not) at fault.

      I'm one of the few still on the fence, I guess. I'm willing to hedge our bets with a major expansion of the use of nuclear power, but not a lot of people seem to be interested in that.

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    2. Re:How insightful! by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected, "evidence of causation" is a much better way of putting it :)

      The nuclear power debate is an interesting one - a couple of formerly die-hard anti-nuclear power protesters are suggesting we at least open the debate again, just because of the immediacy of the carbon emissions problem.

      I personally like the idea of having my home powered entirely by solar, wind, and other renewable resources, but I guess that's only part of the solution. If I'm buying stuff that's made with electricity from coal-burning power stations, I'm still part of the problem

  64. Idiots by garver · · Score: 1

    Next to "abortion", saying "global warming" is the quickest way to fire up a troll fest. What's sad is everyone's so busy arguing they've missed the point. On the left, you've got chicken little screaming the sky is falling. On the right, they've stuck their head in the sand.

    Hey lefties: calm down, New York isn't going to be washed away tomorrow and screaming your head off about "catastrophic changes" just makes you come off as wack jobs.

    Oh and you righties: tell me how you can have 6 billion people on a single planet without affecting it somehow? You haven't noticed we've cut down a couple trees, paved some highways, and shot some bunnies?

    Sadly, instead of managing our impact on the planet, we've let the extremist sink us into a troll fest.

    1. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think extremism is all we have currently in our society. Religious vs. non-religious, science vs. creation, pre-environment vs. pro-business, left-leaning politics vs. right-leaning politics. I hate extremism :)

      While either side is engaged in a protracted battle to show that they are right and the other side is wrong, we miss a lot of opportunities to come together and discuss real solutions without ideological wars.

      I am tired of identifying my political leanings only to have others think that I then agree with all of the negative, often stereotypical, aspects of said politics.

      I'm a Republican, but I hate Bush. I hate the war we are in. I hate how religion (even though I am a very conservative religious person) is intruding into government. But the moment I mention I am Republican (although even I am questioning this label) I somehow must be a Bush fanboy, neo-Christian, book-banning, eco-pludering idiot. Extremism leads to a juvenile, red-herring, ad hominem attacks.

      Extremism allows people to believe they are right and the others are soul-less neanderthals. Extremism, aka propaganda, worked when we were fighting WWII. Propaganda allowed our soldiers to kill others when they really didn't want to. Extremism allows people to think that only they are truely human and everyone else is sub-human.

      Extremism is the scourge of mankind. Fix this and then we can come together and solve problems.

    2. Re:Idiots by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the intelligent response then is to minimize activity that could potentially be causing global warming until we better understand the impact and the implications. Look before we leap. No?

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    3. Re:Idiots by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      But the moment I mention I am Republican (although even I am questioning this label) I somehow must be a Bush fanboy, neo-Christian, book-banning, eco-pludering idiot. Extremism leads to a juvenile, red-herring, ad hominem attacks.

      Perhaps you could label yourself 'Conservative' (i.e. Fiscal prudence, strong law+order, generally pro-business) as opposed to 'Republican' (Spend like drunken sailor, invade people 'cause you feel like it, ignore separation of church and state, etc..).

    4. Re: Idiots by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Well, the intelligent response then is to minimize activity that could potentially be causing global warming until we better understand the impact and the implications. Look before we leap. No?

      But it costs money to look before you leap! Think of the lost productivity!

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  65. convergence of science & theology by nido · · Score: 1

    points go in this order:
    • science
    • spiritual tradition
    • spiritual tradition
    • science

    I think the evidence is clear: the end of the present world is near. I'll be ready by 2012, will you? :) (one possible future map of the world)

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    1. Re:convergence of science & theology by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

      how can one prepare for the end of the world?

      I would like to point out that according to the mayans, the world ended before...and everyone was eaten by panthers.
      I went and looked at those maps, does that dufus explain where all the water will come from? Cause there isn't enough water at the poles for his maps.

      people, eh?

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    2. Re:convergence of science & theology by nido · · Score: 1

      it's not the "end of the world", but the end of the present "cycle". The mayan calendar is cyclic, so maybe I misstated in my original post.

      I went and looked at those maps, does that dufus explain where all the water will come from? Cause there isn't enough water at the poles for his maps.

      He's not saying that the melting of the poles will cause the changes in the map. Legend says that Atlantis "sank" into the ocean... With the coming shifts in the earth's crust, portions of the land now above sealevel will fall, and portions of land below sealevel will rise.

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  66. So pick up a gun... by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

    and put a bullet in your head. Come on, it's all bullshit anyways, right? Feeding yourself, cleaning yourself, earning money to sustain yourself, that's all just a fancy way of supporting your comfortable life.

    So put your mouth where your money is -- around the end of a gun barrel. Embrace the nihilism you preach and blow your fucking brains out. Or realize that taking actions to keep yourself alive make perfect sense if you're not suicidal.

    Either way, quit being a hypocrite. Eat a bullet or wise up, it's your choice.

  67. Enough with polar bears! by gargletheape · · Score: 0

    When are they going to declare pirates an endangered species? His Noodly Holiness is most peeved...

  68. Volcano?? by yehoshua24 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else see the irony that a volcanic eruption with hot ash and magma and lava and such would cause a global cooldown? (I know the whole ash blocking the sun technical crap)

  69. Is that all? by scdeimos · · Score: 1
    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    Well, geologists have been watching Mount St. Helens very closely of late.

  70. Recent demonstration of global warming by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 4, Informative

    Myth 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.
    Fact: Accurate satellite, balloon and mountain top observations made over the last three decades have not shown any significant change in the long term rate of increase in global temperatures.


    No, that's not true at all. All terrestrial measurements have shown a steady increase - the satellite measurements were the exceptions, and showed a much slower increase in temperature.

    Until last year, fossil fuel advocates pointed to the satellite measurements as refutation of the warming trend. Then, a bunch of clever guys realised that the problem was that the satellite measurements were taking an average of a rapidly heating troposphere (where we live) and a cooler upper section of the atmosphere.

    There's a great discussion of this in the rather frightening book The Weather Makers by Australian scientist Tim Flannery, which is due for release in the US about now.

    1. Re:Recent demonstration of global warming by Erioll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about you re-insert the section of the quote that you edited that talked about the heat islands of populated areas before posting misleading information.

    2. Re:Recent demonstration of global warming by Yartrebo · · Score: 1

      It turned out that the satellite had a systematic error in how it deduced temperature. Once the error was fixed, it turns out that the satellite now is in agreement with land measurements. I cannot where I read this since this happened quite some time ago.

    3. Re:Recent demonstration of global warming by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a recent thing, but I might be getting mixed up. It's discussed in some detail in Tim Flannery's book, anyway.

    4. Re:Recent demonstration of global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work directly on a couple of different satellite weather sensor programs. In particular, these sensors detect air temperature by looking at various bands of microwave radiation. I know how they work.

      To say that these satellite measurements take an average of the troposphere and the stratosphere/mesosphere might sound reasonable to the layman who doesn't know any better. But it's complete and utter bullshit.

      Different wavelengths of microwave radiation are absorbed at different levels of the atmosphere. If you choose the proper wavelength to look at from space (usually ranging between 50 GHz and 60 GHz), you'll "see" a particular range of altitudes in the atmosphere. Outside of that range, the falloff of what you see is very great, and algorithms have existed for 30 years to do a very good job of canceling out what little is left over.

      When a microwave radiometer in space looks down at 50 GHz, it sees all the way to the ground. It does not see the stratosphere or anything above that.

      I can only conclude that one of two things is going on here: either the measurements used in these studies were very poorly analyzed, or it's political bullshit. And that's the thing that pisses me off about global warming - science rarely has anything to do with the arguments on either side. It's all just politics.

  71. Ha ha; Um, which record? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    systematic temperature records



    short-term temperature trends are for herdsmen and politicians. I prefer ice-core derived records.
  72. correctly by Henriok · · Score: 1

    Not only technically speacing, but correctly speaking too. Even more important IMHO.

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  73. What I see by metotalk · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Living a city where there are two major cities sitting vary close to each other and a major airport between them. (Dallas - Ft. Worth) You start to see patterns that make you think a bit more about really is causing global warming. What you can all ways see temperature wise in the north Texas area is that it is most of the time 5 to 10 degrees F cooler West of the Dallas - Ft. Worth area. Then you moving east in to Ft. Worth the temp starts going up and the more east that you go the higher the temp gets. Done and told Dallas (being east of Ft. Worth and the DFW airport is all ways 2 to 3 degrees hotter then Ft. Worth. So, what is making Dallas hotter then Ft. Worth? The fact that the normal jet stream of air here moves mostly west to east. So when the Sun shines on the concrete or asphalt on the roads all day long and makes the ground that much hotter and then the wind blows the air over this increased temperatures of the roads and airport runways it just keeps building until it gets back over an area where there are less roadways to start cooling the air. Every one keeps looking at pollution as being the main reason for global warming. It is a factor that should not be over looked but no one is looking at the fact that cities are growing all over the world so this means that roadways are being added to and widened all the time. Thus adding to the surface area of a really big heater. Having lived out in a country environment I know that once the sun goes down it starts to cool off, but the city is not the same. It can take a city a hour or two to start to see any real drop in temperatures.

    1. Re:What I see by OctoberSky · · Score: 1

      Wanna know what I see? What? You don't want to know? Well tough, I'm saying it anyway!

      I see less pirates! Look around you, do you see any pirates? No? Exactly.

      You cannot doubt his noodle appendage.

    2. Re:What I see by dbIII · · Score: 1
      roadways are being added to and widened all the time. Thus adding to the surface area of a really big heater
      Over a decade ago I had an exchange with a formerly clueless student politico (he gave up, decided to get back to study and became a commercial airline pilot and is now contributing to society).

      "Solar panels are no good stupid greenie technophile - they are dark in colour so add to global warming."

      "OMG you're right! We'd better paint all those roads white while we are at it since they will be doing it too!"

      He understood this logic (probably why he gave up on politics) and left with a confused expression. The point where this is relevant is all of that dark warm roadway worldwide doesn't add up to a lot in comparison to the variation in the amount of highly relective ice each year. A lot of ice that had been around for thousands of years has melted recently for whatever reason, which means less energy is getting relected out in more is staying here, no matter what you believe about CO2.

  74. Whatever. by game+kid · · Score: 1

    You can keep the trademark, GOD(TM)-dammit.

    Just don't claim any patents on the Toyota Prius or porn or anything like that. That'll just make me start roasting meat for that Zeus guy again.

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  75. AHEM... by game+kid · · Score: 1

    You mean (s)he'll see Him in court. Revere the Big Boy, foo! ;)

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  76. Err... WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Informative?

    This got modded, INFORMATIVE?!

    Fuck global warming, I think hell just got a little colder.

    1. Re:Err... WTF? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Fuck global warming, I think hell just got a little colder.

      So you think stupid moderation on /. is a sign of the apocalypse or somesuch?!?
      You really must be new here.
      Or, hell froze over years ago

  77. Top Advisory Panel Warns of Erosion of /. Science by ProgressiveCynic · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else see the irony in the fact that this discussion, which generally appears to ignore the vast majority of science done on the subject, and the story titled"Top Advisory Panel Warns Erosion of U.S. Science" appear on the /. homepage at the same time?

    Can anyone recommend a good community site for those interested in knowledge and science rather than politically motivated propaganda? Where have all the geeks gone?

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  78. The Weather Makers is a superb book by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

    The Weather Makers is a superb book. Frightening, but superb.

  79. global warming IS a media friendly HOAX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find the whole "debate" over global warming very humorous.

    "At the moment, the mean temperature is about 0.75 degrees C above the global mean from 1950 to 1990, approximately .04 degrees higher than 1998, the year of the previous record."

    So what they're saying is... that based on a recent 40 year mean temperature, this year is .75 degrees C warming than average.

    Now why oh why must we jump to the conclusion that this is somehow catastrophic, unusual, or entirely the cause of human CO2 output? The earth has been around billions of years and gone through countless warming and cooling trends. One thing you'll rarely hear mentioned along with global warming is that there is evidence the sun is currently brighter with more solar flare activity than in recent history. Gee, I wonder if that could contribute to global warming???

    In the 70s the great media scare was that there was global COOLING in store...

  80. Exactly right by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

    You're exactly right - it'll be cold comfort to say "I told you so"

  81. Volcanic Eruption, Huh? by Greyfox · · Score: 1
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  82. Re:Top Advisory Panel Warns of Erosion of /. Scien by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.oism.org has a list of over 17,000 reputable scientists who disagree with the common theory of global warming, and it has a pretty good explanation as to why they disagree with it.

  83. And in the middle... by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

    There's you, saying "no, look at me, look at me!"

    Okay, that was a bit harsh :) Seriously, though, go read Tim Flannery's book The Weather Makers.

  84. Mars is much less regular than Earth by vlad_petric · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It doesn't have a large satelite (relatively speaking) to regulate its movement, and as a consequence it has much more variation from (its) year to year. Furthermore, it's also farther from the Sun, and the variation in distance caused by the eliptical movement also affects the amount of light it's getting (not just the inclination, as is the case for Earth).

    OT: As for those irresponsible Republicans - compare Argentina's deficit before their currency crash with USA's current deficit.

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    1. Re: Mars is much less regular than Earth by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > t doesn't have a large satelite (relatively speaking) to regulate its movement, and as a consequence it has much more variation from (its) year to year.

      ???

      > Furthermore, it's also farther from the Sun, and the variation in distance caused by the eliptical movement also affects the amount of light it's getting (not just the inclination, as is the case for Earth).

      FYI, the earth's inclination doesn't affect the amount of light it's getting. It just affects what proportion of it falls on each hemisphere at any given time. Half the earth is illuminated at all times, except during solar eclipses.

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  85. Uh, yeah... what numbers are those again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this the CORRECTED mean temperature?

    The mean temperature has been going up a lot over the last couple of decades because a lot of recording stations in remote (and surprise surprise COLDER) environments have been shut down.

    The number and location of temperature monitoring stations on earth and in space has been changing constantly, and as far as I know there is no CONSISTANT "mean" temperature recording for the earth!

    Anyone claiming to have one is being pretty casual with the statement...

  86. running through my head by appleLaserWriter · · Score: 1

    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    That is exactly what was running through my head the last time I flew from Seattle to LA. Right Over St. Helens.

    1. Re:running through my head by jonfr · · Score: 1

      "That is exactly what was running through my head the last time I flew from Seattle to LA. Right Over St. Helens." St. Helens only did count for 0.2C cooling, not alot on the global scale. Only a eruption larger then VEI=4 can create global cooling that leaves it marks on the planet and halts the global warming. Here is a good info on that subject, this is however more on the effect of ozone but it gives the idea.

    2. Re:running through my head by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      That is exactly what was running through my head the last time I flew from Seattle to LA. Right Over St. Helens.

      Seattle? I'd be more worried about Mount Rainier if I were you.

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    3. Re:running through my head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Rainier doesn't have a currently-steaming crater
      2. Commercial flights don't usually go directly over Rainier, so you don't get the same dramatic right-below-you view.

  87. Some Info on William O'Keefe... by mjbkinx · · Score: 3, Informative
    ...but first, a link to this article.

    The promised information about him is here:

    President, George C. Marshall Institute.

    Adjunct Scholar, Competitive Enterprise Institute. Member, CEI Board of Directors. President and Founder, Solutions Consulting. President Emeritus, Global Climate Coalition. President, Solutions Consulting, Inc. Former Senior Vice President, Jellinek, Schwartz and Conolly, Inc. Chief Administrative Officer, Center for Naval Analyses.

    According to federal lobbying records, O'Keef e was a paid lobbyist for ExxonMobil, 2001, 2002 and 2003 on the issues of environment and climate change, with contacts with the White House and the Office of Management and Budget. He writes frequently about climate change in his presidentail role at the George C. Marshall Institute.

    O'Keefe has a long history of involvement with the fossil fuel industry. O'Keefe also served as Executive Vice President and CEO of the American Petroleum Institute, a position he held until 2000.

    ...and on some of the organisations he works for:

    Competitive Enterprise Institute has received $1,645,000 from ExxonMobil since 1998.
    George C. Marshall Institute has received $515,000 from ExxonMobil since 1998.
    American Petroleum Institute
    Currently "deactivated", the Global Climate Coalition was "A coalition of companies and trade associations seeking to present the views of industry in the global warming debate."

    1. Re:Some Info on William O'Keefe... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Do you know about the Viridian Design Movement, a geek art movement to design our survival of manmade climate change?

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  88. Why is this still being debated? by davmoo · · Score: 1

    Why are we still arguing over this? Wasn't a study released a few weeks ago that showed a direct corelation between the increase in temperature and the decrease in pirates sailing the seas?

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  89. Clarification by ManufacturedMirth · · Score: 1

    Oops, you're right, I should have included the entire quote, not just the first paragraph. It isn't at all misleading, however:

    The issue of why satellite measurements disagreed with all the terrestrial measurements of temperature change was of great concern to climate researchers, so it was a big deal when the reason was discovered.

    The warming trend, along with the satellite measurement differences, weren't just restricted to urbanised areas, however - the same discrepancies were noted everywhere - the arctic and antarctic included.

    The point is just that while there once was an argument that there was not such a rapid warming trend, because of the satellite information, this is no longer the case.

  90. comment about part of article by Robocoastie · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I see this a lot in articles about this issue and I think it needs addressed: "A vocal minority of scientists say the warming climate is the result of a natural cycle." Me: no duh! No one's saying it's NOT part of a natural cycle. What is alarming though is that the current trend has occurred faster than other periods in history which means an investigation was needed to determine just why that is. All the evidence has led to the affect of the industrial revolution. That's the one thing differing from all other "natural cycle" trends of the past. What can be done about it? Nothing. Short of an asteroid hitting us and turning our clocks back 200+ years I don't see anything meaningful being done to change anything. As the expression goes "the genie can't be put back in the bottle." On top of this, global population has forced the governments to lock down just where we can live tighter than a popcorn fart so you have a hard time escapeing the toxic asthma bothering gasses and pollution of the city.

    1. Re:comment about part of article by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that reducing human Greenhouse pollution now decreases the likelihood that it will destroy us by destroying the environment on which we depend. Regardless of whether humans "created the mess", we can do something to avoid its extinctual conclusion. What blows my mind is that plenty of these Ecocaust deniers practically wet themselves when asked whether the government should build giant rockets and space lasers to deflect infinitesimally likely "killer meteorites", which are undeniably natural, not manmade, and have a cycle of destruction written all over this planet. They're wacked out treehuggers, slaves to their idea of "nature", which includes apocalyptic climate change, but not better gas mileage.

      Then they followup their Greenhouse denials with happy talk like "no one expected the levees to fail in New Orleans", because they've ignored all the Greenhouse science explicitly predicting the levees to fail. These people cannot be allowed into any legitimate debate - they're just hypnotized by the pictures of money they see on their TVs.

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    2. Re:comment about part of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is far from fact that reducing human greenhouse pollution results in a lower risk of catastrophic environmental change. That, and your use of the term "ecocaust", demonstrate that your passion, while admirable itself, has severely clouded your scientific judgment.

      Global warming is a terrible subject to discuss, since people are either rabidly environmentalist, or being funded by the oil industries. Almost everyone's credibility is lacking, whether it be from zealotry or spin doctorism.

      Then again, all discussion on Slashdot leads to this. I'm probably being unreasonable to expect sane debate of global warming from here, of all places.

    3. Re:comment about part of article by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's about as far from fact as is "democracy creates economic opportunity". That is to say, it's not proven, but is reliable enough a theory that we can afford to practice it with little risk of disaster, and compelling chances that it's the way to live, with the alternative too risky in light of the large body of evidence. You are letting obsession with scientific absolutism cloud your reason as a person with a vested interest in survivable development of our planet.

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    4. Re:comment about part of article by Phil06 · · Score: 1

      We cannot avoid the incontrovertable fact that we will convert all the available fossil fuels into carbon dioxide sometime in the near future. 200 years from now it will not matter if this happens in 50 years or 100 years. Which will happen first, the inevitable energy crisis or the postulated environmental crisis? Hand wringing and fingerpointing should be replaced with a worldwide focused effort on safe nuclear, renewables and conservation.

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    5. Re:comment about part of article by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that reducing human Greenhouse pollution now

      This isn't a fact and never has been. No empirical evidence of any sort supports your assertion, mainly because we've never done any empirical studies of this nature. We don't have an extra Earth around to try to warm up, then cool back down to see what happens.

      that it will destroy us

      Oh, please. Not even the most radical scientist would make the claim that global warming of any sort would "destroy us". You seem to have this idea that global warming is a real-life remake of "The Day The Earth Stood Still", and we're all going to die if Something Isn't Done Now(TM)! Buck up, grow a spine, and stop being such an alarmist. The human race will survive and adapt, and there's no reason to believe it won't do so in it's usual ingenious fashion.

      Regardless of whether humans "created the mess", we can do something to avoid its extinctual conclusion.

      We aren't going to go extinct, and nobody has any real clue how to 'reverse' global warming, or even if it's possible.

      What blows my mind is that plenty of these Ecocaust deniers

      What blows my mind is that there are people who actually believe in bullshit like an "Ecocaust", and practically jizz themselves just thinking about it. You sound like you belong to one of those far-left death cults, just waiting for the human race to be wiped out so you and your friends can become the new priesthood of what's left of humanity, or at the very least scream "I told you so!" before you die along with the rest of us.

      Then they followup their Greenhouse denials with happy talk like "no one expected the levees to fail in New Orleans", because they've ignored all the Greenhouse science explicitly predicting the levees to fail.

      What the fuck are you talking about, you whacked-out loonjob? There was no "Greenhouse science" involved in predicting levee failures in New Orleans; that was from a science called "engineering". Try looking it up sometime. Your mystical capital-G "Greenhouse" had nothing to do with New Orleans at all.

      These people cannot be allowed into any legitimate debate

      No, it's crazies like you that can't be allowed into a rational debate. You're too busy sucking on the tits of Mother Gaia to actually look up and try to understand the basics of things like "empiricism". Which makes you no different than any other loony religious nut, come to think about it - you've just replaced an old god with a new one.

      Max

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    6. Re:comment about part of article by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yes, we should focus on safe nuclear, and ask the tooth fairy for perpetual motion, too.

      Instead, how about converting all that coal to hydrogen, and converting its waste CO2 to food and wood in enclosed greenhouses? It's not that efficient, but there's vast energy in the coal, and such a waste sequestration system has the byproduct of feeding and housing millions of people. We can use the energy and labor to subsidize launching Lunar Solar missions, to get over the hump to truly cheap, sustainable energy. Without poisoning the planet, or enriching the energy mafias that choke us any other way they can.

      In the meantime, we need carbon taxes on polluters to pay their fair share of the huge hidden costs they generate, more efficient vehicles, and general conservation to enshrine dismay at waste culturally. This energy/pollution crisis has its uses, if wise people harness it sensibly. Bottoming out is the most important moment in any addict's life. We're dirty energy addicts, and the best we can hope is that we're "high bottoms": that this crisis is as bad as it will ever get. Because if we don't spit out the tit now, the next bottom, after we use up the next saving solution, will surely destroy us.

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    7. Re:comment about part of article by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

      > No, it's crazies like you that can't be allowed into a rational debate. You're too busy sucking on the tits of Mother Gaia to actually look up and try to understand the basics of things like "empiricism". Which makes you no different than any other loony religious nut, come to think about it - you've just replaced an old god with a new one.

      As a fellow crazy, I must take exception to this: Gaia is a much older deity than YHVH - I believe monotheism is a relatively recent trend. :)

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    8. Re:comment about part of article by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You post stupid shit like "My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?" in every message. Now, I don't believe in either of those gods, and don't care if you do, either, but that's obnoxious and stupid. At least I know what to expect from the rest of your useless post.

      I'll dignify it only by saying that we can tell that we're messing with the weather with our workweek commuting/heating/airconditioning patterns, according to that perfectly obvious NAS study. It only takes a minimum of brains to tell that if we stopped that workweek activity, we'd stop messing with the weather. And just a little more brains to know that we don't have to stop the entire activity, just the dirtiest, most wasteful pollution that's actually pushing the weather. Get it?

      Now, I'm not going to bother schooling you in the Greenhouse science that predicted the increase in cyclone activity over North America, and the generally more chaotic global weather. Which the levees were up against. If it were last year, you'd be denying that those levees would be breached, because Bush wasn't funding their upgrade (or even maintenance).

      It is your cohort of apocalyptic Greenhouse deniers which is jizzing itself (or whatever passes for anticipation in your weird fantasy image) over the disaster we're creating. Last month arctic climatologists noted that the previous "worst case" scenario for Antarctic/Greenland ice melts, completion by 2070, now look like "best case", given the catastrophic melt rates sustained the past 3 years. That means 35 feet of average sealevel rise from land ice runoff is coming in the next 50-70 years, which will swamp most of the land where over 80% of humans live. Not to mention all of Europe assuming a Scandinavian climate. Now, you might like the prospect of the surviving people collapsing back to Thor worship, but I don't. And I don't like you. Because your insistent ignorance is dragging us back down to that level. And we're forced to drag you along to survival as we battle not only the climate disaster we've made, but also fools like you who want to keep it.

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    9. Re:comment about part of article by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Now, I don't believe in either of those gods, and don't care if you do, either, but that's obnoxious and stupid.

      The point is to piss people off with no sense of humor. Seem to have scored a direct hit in your case.

      I'm not going to bother schooling you in the Greenhouse science

      Good, because there's no such thing as "Greenhouse science". Never has been, never will be.

      Which the levees were up against.

      The levees were up against a hurricane of a particular force, and similar hurricanes with equal or more force have occurred in the past along the Gulf coast for millions of years. New Orleans has been lucky up until now, a point driven home time and again by government studies done over the last fifty years. Everyone knew that that sort of luck couldn't last forever and that the levees needed to be strengthened (most of New Orleans being *below the sea level*) but political bullshit got in the way and the needed changes were never made.

      It had nothing to do with "Greenhouse science", whatever the fuck you think that means, nor did it have anything to do with global warming.

      If it were last year, you'd be denying that those levees would be breached, because Bush wasn't funding their upgrade (or even maintenance).

      No, I wouldn't. It's a simple matter of engineering, not "Greenhouse science". People have known since the '50's that the levees weren't sufficient against a major hurricane, and that major hurricanes have struck the New Orleans area repeatedly over millions of years, and that it was inevitable that it would happen again some day. Hence the whole repeated, failed lobby to strengthen the levees. Major hurricanes along the Gulf coast are not a new development.

      It is your cohort of apocalyptic Greenhouse deniers

      There will be no "apocalypse" under ANY reasonable model of greenhouse warming. The fact that you and your little friends - who clearly couldn't even pass the most basic of high science courses - believe that we're all going to die, horribly, due to global warming is fucked up beyond words. You aren't a scientist and it's bloody apparent you don't have the brainpower to actually become one, so why don't you try shutting the fuck up and letting your betters comment intelligently on this matter?

      Last month arctic climatologists noted that the previous "worst case" scenario for Antarctic/Greenland ice melts, completion by 2070, now look like "best case", given the catastrophic melt rates sustained the past 3 years. That means 35 feet of average sealevel rise from land ice runoff is coming in the next 50-70 years, which will swamp most of the land where over 80% of humans live.

      Ah, yes - all climatologists, everywhere, a homogenous groupthink sort of clan if there ever was one. Might as well be the Borg, the way those guys always jump up in perfect agreement on the topic of global warming.

      But you also got it completely wrong. Bill Bud, a rather famous professor of Meteorology at the CRC (and one of the premier scientists studying ice melts in Antarctica), correctly points out that the melting of floating ice shelves around the Antarctic land mass are no cause cause for concern in terms of sea levels because melting sea ice has no effect whatsoever on those sea levels. Basic physics, wouldn't you know. And that it would take *at least* one hundred years to melt *just the sea ice*, not the doom-and-gloom half-century you rant on about to melt ALL the ice, everywhere. The concern isn't about rising water levels, but the effect on ocean ecology and how oxygen is transported through the coldest lower layers of the sea.

      But your dick seems to get hard at the mere thought of millions of people suddenly drowning in swamped cities, so I'm willing to bet that cold-layer oxygen levels in the ocean just don't do the trick for you.

      Not to mention all of Europe assuming a Scandinavian climate.

      You seem to forget that no one has ever managed to prove, in

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  91. OMFG ROFLMAO!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bastards (Score:2, Informative)
      by Anonymous Coward on 06:31 PM -- Thursday October 13 2005 (#13786096)

      I'm sure the Republicans are behind this.


    LOL! Who the fuck modded this Informative? +2 Informative?? LMAO

  92. sensational science by grozzie2 · · Score: 1
    We've got 60 years of data, and there is little doubt, the trend has been 'up' over that 60 years. Depending on who you listen to, mother earth has been around for either 6000 years (intelligent design types), or between 4 and 6 billion years (scientific community). Archeological records tend to indicate we are leaving an ice age, and turned that corner on the order of 10,000 years ago. The trend has been 'up' ever since.

    So, with a statistical sample of 60 data points, out of potentially billions (scientific types), or at a minimum thousands (intelligent design types), you want to jump to rash conclusions? Factor in that those 60 data points are not even a representative sample, but a small cluster from the very tail end of the period, with it being quite well established that the trend has been 'up' for around 10,000 years (scientific types), or 'all thru time' for the intelligent design types, why is it even a surprise that we may get a localized high within this small sample ? The reality is, looking at the big picture, it would be news if we did NOT have a localized high, that would point to a possible change in the trend of the last 10,000 years.

    There are a hell of a lot of ways that 'good science' can be done with regard to researching climate change, but this is NOT one of them. Anyone with half an understanding of statistics, and a rudimentary understanding of the concept of 'been warming up since the depth of the ice age', would understand that a localized high mean temperature is EXPECTED at the front end of the data set. When we have a large enough sample to understand the harmonic changes, and the long term trend, then we can draw conclusions based on a single in/outlier, but, with only 60 localized data points in the sample, and no basis to measure harmonic changes (there's been a few ice ages over the millenia, but our data set doesn't go back to cover the swings), we have no data on which to base conclusions other than reactionary spew designed to get press coverage.

    Then again, why does it not surprise me that this kind of thing gets front page news in a population that loves to play the lottery too. The single biggest growth industry in north america seems to be casinos, kind of proves that the population certainly doesn't understand statistical relavence.

    1. Re:sensational science by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      The natural background warming since the last ice age peaked 6000 years ago, and temperature declined gradually since then, until about 100 years ago when it began to rise rapidly. But that is only peculiar and suggestive. What's actually alarming is the rate of accumulation of greenhouse gases, which has no known predent over geologic time. There is no reason to appeal to "harmonics" here. Indeed, that would be an error, because it would be extrapolating based on an assumption that the situation is unaltered by humans. But we know that isn't the case. We have radiative transfer physics. If it fails to warm up rapidly over the next century we will have to throw away a whole lot of physics.

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    2. Re:sensational science by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      The single biggest growth industry in north america seems to be casinos, kind of proves that the population certainly doesn't understand statistical relavence.

      When I was in Las Vegas in April I talked to some guys at the roulete table who were from the UK. Even though they lost a few hundred dollars, they just enjoyed playing the game. They weren't there to have fun they said, just to enjoy themselves.

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    3. Re:sensational science by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Looks like you stayed awake in statistics, but didn't read the climate research. The problem is not that it is going up, the problem is that it is rising much faster than at any other point in the last 100,000 or so years.

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    4. Re:sensational science by dbIII · · Score: 1
      We've got 60 years of data
      That's only if you think the world is only 4000 years old and that geologists are all liars - which I think is the US excuse for ignoring the issue.
    5. Re:sensational science by Elkboy · · Score: 1

      Only 60 years of data? Please, read up on paleoclimate, like here and here.

  93. Re:Can't read.... by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, becaause it was those damn Newtonian special interest groups holding back Einsteinian physics.

    So tell me again, what is the "political motivation" of those climatologists who believe in global warming? They want to believe we're poisoning our atmosphere because... they hate convenience? Seems to me the only side with something to gain is the anti-warming crowd.

  94. Devil's Advocatre/Cynic...take your pick by Chocolate+Teapot · · Score: 2, Insightful
    First of all, let me state that I am no expert in this, so please don't take me too seriously. A while ago I was in the Natural History Museum in London, and a particular display caught my attention. It basically represented the history of the Earth (as far as scientists think they know) since, well, the beginning. Beneath it was a chart showing average global temperatures through the ages. I tried to find something similar on the web, and the best I could come up with in a few minutes was this (from this site). Like I said, I'm no expert, but one thing that struck me, at least from the museum display, is that we are not even out of the last Ice Age yet. Furthermore, compared with previous ice ages, the Earth seems to be warming at a slower rate than quite a few occasions in it's history.

    I'm not suggesting that the crap we pour into the atmosphere has no effect on our climate, but rather that, as the article sort of states, temperatures are only approaching record levels since the advent of systematic temperature records. If we look back over several major climatic cycles in the Earth's history however, what we are experiencing is actually nothing special.

    That said, I'm off to buy some factor 50 sunblock.

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    1. Re:Devil's Advocatre/Cynic...take your pick by matrem · · Score: 1

      You can compare temperature changes in the past here. The present temperature rise is quite significant and certainly not at a slower rate compared with previous ice ages (if you calculate the rise in deg/decade)

    2. Re:Devil's Advocatre/Cynic...take your pick by MullerMn · · Score: 1

      It's rather special in the sense that we humans live on this planet now, and unless you have any large capacty off-planet transport that you want to share, it's in our interests to keep things the way they are.

    3. Re: Devil's Advocatre/Cynic...take your pick by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > First of all, let me state that I am no expert in this, so please don't take me too seriously.

      Sorry, but on Slashdot the less someone knows about a topic the more seriously they're taken.

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  95. what's that you say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    Sounds like a prayer to me! Coming right up boys!

    Sincerely,

    God (a.k.a. The Intelligent Designer)

  96. Consequences are hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually your post raises the question that all "man isn't contributing" advocates should ask. What is the consequences of lowering all the contributing man-made factors? Will we all die? Will our life-spans be shorter? Will we have to lessen our dependence on oil? Will our standard of living be lower? I want to find out why they're fighting so hard. I could see their position if I knew bad things were going to happen to humanity by following the "humans are contributing to global warming" position. But they haven't and there are still all the good side-effects that have nothing to do with global warming.

    1. Re:Consequences are hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      When we don't know what's in the dark cave we are about to enter, do we rush in headlong, or proceed with caution? Do we attempt to find out if there is an angry bear in there before we rush in?

      My view is that before continuing on our potentially devastating course, we need to re-evaluate and determine how much of an effect we are having, and whether the present course of action is still the best way to proceed. And in my view, it is better to suspend actions of questionable results than it is to continue them without knowing.

      There are alternatives to fossil fuels, there is headway to be made in fuel efficiency, there are ways to lessen the envirnmental footprint of humankind. Many of these things, if done properly, will not negatively affect quality of life. So why don't we?

      That's all I'm saying -- err on the side of caution.

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    2. Re:Consequences are hard by NotoriousQ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are alternatives to fossil fuels, there is headway to be made in fuel efficiency, there are ways to lessen the envirnmental footprint of humankind. Many of these things, if done properly, will not negatively affect quality of life. So why don't we?

      Please tell me one energy source that does not cause any issues when implemented on a scale needed to solve humankind's energy needs? The only one that is close may be fusion...but it is not usable yet. I agree, we should investigate other thing...but rushing headlong into alternatives could also cause problems.

      And in my view, it is better to suspend actions of questionable results than it is to continue them without knowing.
      Are you advocating stopping all energy production? (well...more specifically concentration)

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    3. Re:Consequences are hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      How about reducing our energy needs? How about minimizing our impact as best we can?

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    4. Re:Consequences are hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like your argument.

      Wasn't it the premise of Jonathan Swift per Gulliver's Travels that supposed that science would ultimately destroy mankind (now humankind thanks to the pc movement)?

      Yes, science may end up killing human beings. History has shown that one of the first to co-opt scientific findings or to support scientific research was for military options. Then ultimately culminated in enough H-bombs to blow the world up several times over.

      Yes, we should stop our scientific endeavors and all live in huts and undergo changes to a utilitarian lifestyle. And if you don't agree, we will beat you into submission, implement economic sanctions, force you to sign treaties, and generally be shitheads as we destroy lives.

      btw, stop breathing and burbing. You're one of several billion little farts that contribute to global warming, you damn fool that sucks in air and blows out greenhouse gases.

    5. Re:Consequences are hard by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      While that is true...it is probably the hardest thing to do. It simply requires too much cooperation from everybody. It is one of those cases where the person who does nothing ends up profiting.

      Not that I am saying that it should not be done; I am just not optimistic.

      And worse...the energy needs will continue to grow as humanity advances.

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    6. Re:Consequences are hard by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Well, that's where government needs to step in... when something is necessary but the market doesn't support it in the short-term.

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  97. Yea Right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yea Right

    A couple of days back there was an article in that scientists has determined that there was NO Black Energy [It had been alleged that up to 85% of the energy of the universe was black energy i.e. unexplained energy]. All scientists need to do was to use Einstein's equations correctly and gusto eureka it was all explained.

    Now we hear that there is this great global warming heat wave. Only problem is that in order to ascertain of there is a heat wave of cold wave one needs global temperature over thousands of years. Now global does not mean regional. So if all the Arctic ice melts that in and of it self would NOT prove GLOBAL temperature increase; it sure would prove a regional increase but a region is global. For those of you who dough this take a very large pan. Say one about 20 inches in diameter and put 3 or 4 inches of water in it on a stove where only the tip of one side is on one lit burner. All other burners off. Now exactly 180 degrees opposite the burner put an ice pack. Add two thermometers to the water, one above the burner and one above the ice pack. Slowly warn to a moderate temperature and take measurements. Now rotate pan, with out changing temperature settings of burner or ice, 30 to 45 degrees. Let stabilize. Now do you have global warming since the thermometer that was above the ice now shows a warmer temperature? Or do you have global cooling as the temperature as the thermometer that was above the burner is now cooler? Or do you have idiots who are incapable of measuring global temperature? How can one measure global temperature with out instruments required to measure global temperature input? Such instruments were not possible until after 1980 or detail grid records of global temperature. Not at one point but you know a search and rescue screen wire grid temperature measurements.

    Me thinkath there art something rotten here in the land of the political correct science that can measure temperature without a thermometer i.e. global measuring instrument.

  98. cp.net by xiong.chiamiov · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to what the climateprediction.net models have to say. Do they agree? I mean, that's why I'm giving up computing power, right, so we know these things?

  99. Always choose "c" by benhocking · · Score: 1

    Option "c": Both A and B have a common cause. The classic example of this is that there is a high correlation between the number of bars in a city and the number of churches in a city. Why? Because larger cities have more bars and larger cities have more churches.

    Option "d": Both A and B just happen to be moving in the same direction. This option can usually be ruled out by significance testing. However, post-facto analysis can be tricky. If there are 100 possible correlations, and you're counting on 99% significance (individual, not group), then you shouldn't be surprised if one correlation randomly meets that criteria. The answer should be to do a group significance analysis, but that's only valid a priori.

    The title is only a lame attempt at humor. I don't really think that global warming/CO_2 falls into option c.

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  100. Don't sweat it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live 600 miles south west. I would have a couple of days of hell, before dieing (like many other). You would be in hell instantly.

  101. Re:Can't read.... by halofan_sd · · Score: 2, Informative

    So tell me again, what is the "political motivation" of those climatologists who believe in global warming?

    - - - - -

    How about the billions of dollars in "global warming" research grant?

    http://www.cato.org/dailys/11-07-04.html

  102. Regardless of what caused it... by patdabiker · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whether this is caused by human activity or not, it WILL have negative consequences. We need to be doing more to predict what will happen, where, and how to minimize the impacts. I know it's difficult, but that's a long shot from impossible.

    1. Re:Regardless of what caused it... by ProfM · · Score: 1
      Regardless of whether this is caused by human activity or not, it WILL have negative consequences.

      Really? How? And before you start spewing the load that storms will be stronger, etc ... you should have some PROOF that they will be. Heh, Hurricane Rita was supposed to be massive compared to Katrina, yet made landfall as a Cat 3 ... far from "proof".

      We need to be doing more to predict what will happen, where, and how to minimize the impacts.

      Please ... I'm still rolling on the floor laughing from your last statement ... Ok ... you want us to PREDICT weather 50-100+ years out ... when they can't even do 3 days accurately? Heres a prediction ... wintertime (in the north) will be cooler than summertime (in the north). That SHOULD be pretty accurate until the poles flip. Beyond that I doubt any prediction would be any good.

      How can we minimize the impacts of warming weather? Hmm? Can we stop hurricanes? Tornados? Floods? Droughts? Lets just try to stop ONE event ... just try.

      Arrogant people believe we can change nature, for good or for ill. We're very far from being that powerful.

    2. Re:Regardless of what caused it... by patdabiker · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean change nature, I meant change how we prevent it from harming us. IE levies in New Orleans. Make sure that we are set up to handle harsh storms, blizzards, and droughts. As I said, prediction is hard, but why does that have to stop us?

  103. What an utter load of crap by FhnuZoag · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What an utter load of lies and deception. These issues are known about, and have been carefully tackled many, many times. To state these goes beyond mere ignorance, to deliberate attempts to mislead the public.

    Myth 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.

    That's because the satellites were taking an average of several layers, the weather balloons weren't accounting for improvements in radiation shielding technology and so on. Adjusted, they now fully match the results we have.

    Myth 3: Human produced carbon dioxide has increased over the last 100 years, adding to the Greenhouse effect, thus warming the earth.

    Not according to the actual data. The proportional increase in carbon dioxide is huge, by all available data. And yes, ALL of that increase is due to human activity, because for example measurements of carbon dioxide concentration in the sea shows that the sea is actively absorbing CO2. http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=87

    Myth 4: CO2 is the most common greenhouse gas.

    This is a strawman. Hell, the most common greenhouse gas is probably Nitrogen. Anything has a greenhouse effect. The issue is whether the gas is a cause of climate change or not. Water, despite it's significance, isn't. Changes in water concentration in the atmosphere is rapidly evened out - we call it rain. But it never rains carbon dioxide. The action of water is as a positive multiplier for global warming - warming increases the level of equilibrium of water in the atmosphere, which makes CO2 a more significant effect, not less.

    Don't listen to these 'friends of science'. They are lying to you.

    1. Re:What an utter load of crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Myth 1: Global temperatures are rising at a rapid, unprecedented rate.
      That's because the satellites were taking an average of several layers, the weather balloons weren't accounting for improvements in radiation shielding technology and so on. Adjusted, they now fully match the results we have.


      Don't you just love it when the scientists know what results they want and adjust the measurements accordingly?!?!

  104. So what? by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

    Ok, so I have to preserve the rainforest, but if middle America becomes a rainforest that's bad? the population density migrates to Canada and George Bush III gets to be the tropico dictator that would make daddy so proud. Disneyland sinks. Everyone wins.

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  105. As a Canadian ... by loconet · · Score: 1

    I have to say that I, for one, welcome our new global warming overlords

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  106. Re:Can't read.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you can't see the political motivations of the global warming climatologists then you are very naive. Let me give you a hint. Forty years ago did politicians give a flying fig about anything climatologists had to say, and twenty years ago the "prevailing wisdom" among climatologists was that the earth was in danger of another ice age. Climatology matters today, and climatologists are drowning in research money, because they have managed to convince people that, "the end of the world is nigh."

    Now, it may be true that the end of the world truly is right at our doorstep, and it also may be true that man is the cause of global warming, but that's hardly conclusive. The fact of the matter is that the temperature of the earth has *always* fluctuated, and climatologists only really understand a small piece of the picture. Because this is such a hot button political issue research money goes to the climatologists that say what their poltical backers want to hear. These sorts of politics have *always* played out in science (see Tesla's history as an example), and they frequently taint the actual search for "truth" a great deal.

  107. Let me be the nth to say... by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1
    Ecological catastrophe is in revelations. It must be fufilled so that the lord may return, clean it up and let the meek rule the world while the know-it-all science geeks get poked by demons for their materialistic ambitions and lack of faith.

    ...I, for one, welcome our materialistic-ambitious-and-faith-lacking-science- geek-poking underlords.

    It's in Revelations, people!

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  108. Re:Can't read.... by Kadmos · · Score: 1

    That is indeed a very good point. But if we are causing global warming, by the time necessary to confirm it, it will be too late (AFICS) and we will be in quite a bit of trouble. If, on the other hand, we assume the worst case scenario (ie we are causing global warming) and do something about it now the only real disadvantage is a bit of inconvenience until we can be sure what is happening.

    We have a lot to lose and a lot to gain by our actions now. I think it would be only be intelligent to do the best we can by the planet we live on while the issue is in doubt.

  109. Re:Can't read.... by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Little correction - Newton was not 100% wrong. In fact, it is amazing exactly how right he was when applied to the stuff he dealt with - apples, carts, stuff you can see and touch. What Einstein did was to offer an extension to Newton's theories that would expand them to the atomic level. What this means is that you want to listen to what the scientists, and then see if it makes sense. You might not be able to come up with the theory of everything, but you might at least find out who the crackpots are. Science is a tool - use it. Saying that everything will change anyway, and that you can ignore everything that a scientists says means you're throwing science away as a tool.

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  110. Kewel! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warmest on record? Kewel! er.... ummm. I mean nice!

  111. The Ostriches. by supabeast! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, at this rate in another ten years Republicans will acknowledge global warming. Of course, they'll just write it off as another sign that the rapture is imminent, and push us all to accept intelligent design before it's too late.

    1. Re:The Ostriches. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      The union of the republican and christian sets minus their intersection is nonempty. Same applies to the republican and intelligent design sets.

      In conclusion, if you can't tell one group from another, no one's going to believe that you ahve the intelligence required to have a valid opinion on global warming.

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    2. Re: The Ostriches. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > The union of the republican and christian sets minus their intersection is nonempty.

      No, the Republican base - like that of any political party - is a coalition of various groups.

      Likewise, Christianity includes a lot of social conservatives who presumably vote Republican, but also lots of people with progressive social views, who presumably don't.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  112. Re:Can't read.... by ungerware · · Score: 2, Informative

    Columbus? What was he "correct" about? The earth being round? Everyone knew that then. The myth that there was any common perception in 1492 that the earth was flat was created by Washington Irving in his biography of Columbus, written centuries later. (source: James Leowen, "Everything You've Been Taught is Wrong" -- great book, BTW)

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  113. Motivations? by ppp · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Both sides of the "global warming" debate have political and economic motivations.

    I understand the economic motivations of scientists working for oil companies and related industries. What are the economic motivations of scientists who think global warming is at least a partial result of human activity? (Other than, of course, the economic benefits of human survival.)

    1. Re:Motivations? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They get their research funded by hewing to the party line.

    2. Re:Motivations? by ppp · · Score: 1

      They get their research funded by hewing to the party line.

      OK - so I guess we can cast into doubt ANY science with that argument. Of course, science and reason are falling out of fashion these days anyway, so no big loss, right?

    3. Re:Motivations? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Any time that you can get hundreds of thousands of people fired up over a cause you have something that can become a potent political tool. In Europe there are entire political parties that are dedicated to environmental causes, and doomsday prophecies help these political causes a great deal. That's worth a great deal of money in and of itself, and don't forget that at least some researchers are probably motivated by a chance to wield political power. It's the same thing in the U.S. where certain political elements use these "the end is near" scenarios to rally supporters to their cause.

      Researchers are not stupid. They know that people are more than willing to pay exhorbitant research fees for research that may push the right political buttons. Global Warming pushes all sorts of political buttons. Its tendrils reach into nearly every aspect of World Politics, from the War in Iraq to money policies in the third world. If you believe that Global Warming is a threat to civilization then a whole array of political issues immediately fall into line.

      Look at it this way. Even the dimmest bulbs would agree that lowering pollution levels is a good thing. I mean, you don't have to know hardly anything about climatology to know that smog isn't good for you. You can make your own experiment simply by jogging in L.A. on a high smog day. If these scientists simply said, "let's lower emissions because pollution is bad," then I wouldn't have a problem with their message. However, that's not nearly politically charged enough. So instead they use incomplete models (some of which have been proven faulty in various ways) to show how the end is nigh, and they shout down anyone that says, "hey wait a minute, you aren't accounting for all of the variables." In my opinion that's hardly different from the preacher that points to Revelations and says that the end is near and that you should send a check or money order to his P.O. box.

  114. Re:Can't read.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funding and grants could be good motivators.

  115. THE END IS NEAR by killtheOSSnazis · · Score: 0

    omg... Everyone run the end is coming.

  116. Lets see, we have a sample size of... by AngryNick · · Score: 1
    ...about 281 years (I'm being generous, assuming we have records of every year since Gabriel Fahrenheit invented his handy little contraption). Now lets compare that to the whole of human existence on earth (Homo sapiens at least) of 100,000 years. While yes, it may be the warmest year on record, I don't think we have nearly enough data to say that this year is anything unusual. We've also seen many hurricanes this year, but we can't say there have never been this many before.

    For all we know, we may be in the middle of a 14,000-year weather cycle last experienced by "Hobbit Man" or at the beginning of something truly unusual, brought on by SUVs and greenhouse gases.

    I don't pretend to know a lot about this stuff, but I wouldn't base my opinion of someone's life on what they did for the last 2 days of it.

  117. Re:What? by mc6809e · · Score: 1
    The soot, ash and other debris blocks out some of the energy from the sun.

    Interestingly enough, this may be the reason that temperatures from about 1940-1980 were stable or in decline. There was so much pollution in the air that it reduced sunlight hitting the surface.

    With the rise of environmentalism, pollution has been much reduced, and so the increase in temperatures picks up where it left off.

  118. not if costs are more than benefits by toiletmonster · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again:

    Despite doubts about whether or not purple ducks from pluto are about to invade, we still have the responsibility to prepare for it. Until we can be CERTAIN that we are not taking the risk of being defenseless against the alien purple ducks invasion, particularly given the haunting spector of them having red hot gamma laser photon canons, we need to proceed with caution. Even if it means we all have to live like Native Americans in teepees and burn buffalo dung for heat.

    The probability of the even coming to fruition has got to be taken into account along with the damage to people in preventing it. Its reasonable to debate over what the risks are and what might be a reasonable action to take in light of the costs and benefits. But we don't just say, "I don't know but to be safe, lets send the economy back to the stone age."

    1. Re:not if costs are more than benefits by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I don't think you grasp the concept at all. The results of OUR actions are causing problems. We don't know how bad those problems are, nor to what extent we are contributing. We are responsible for our own actions, so we need to make sure we're not screwing up.

      "But we don't just say, 'I don't know but to be safe, lets send the economy back to the stone age.'"

      Well, poor use of quotes, since I didn't say that. There are plenty of actions to take to minimize our impact, a lot of which would, get this, stimulate economies.

      I am not saying that we should have zero impact, or that the change to more responsible actions can't be gradual.

      Remeber though, that there is a cost of causing all this damage, that is not being factored in by proponents of the "don't pull the train off the tracks" crowd.

      As a matter of fact, depending on how you want to assign costs, it can be said that the cost of making these adjustments derives from using irresponsible technology in the first place.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  119. Name calling and such... by ricoder · · Score: 1

    There are compelling arguments on both sides, but they tend to get lost in the drivel of mud slinging. It never ceases to amaze me how quickly the membership here blames everything and anything on Micro$oft and George Bush. Just because you don't agree with a particular line of thinking does not make it right-wing lunacy, and calling it such makes it difficult to listen to anything else you may have to say.

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    1. Re:Name calling and such... by Abies+Bracteata · · Score: 1

      You may call it name-calling; I call it a demonstrable statement of fact.

      And it's not simply a matter of my disagreeing with that claim. It's that the claim is clearly, demonstrably wrong to anyone who has bothered to learn the basics. And you don't have to listen to what *I* say. I provided a link to a web-site run by professional climatologists -- experts in the field.

      Given the state of climate-science and what we know about global-warming today, listening to global-warming deniers is like listening to creationists. None of them deserve any respect, and I treat them accordingly.

    2. Re:Name calling and such... by ricoder · · Score: 1

      Likening this to creationists is just silly. Darwinian theory, however, is still simply that, a theory. However, ample evidence suggests it is correct, though many scientists think it is incomplete...but I digress.

      When it comes to global warming, the jury is still out. There is no CONCLUSIVE evidence. There is speculation. There is evidence supporting the theory. There is also evidence that disputes the theory. There are also alternative possibilities for the evidence that DOES support the theory.

      This is not to say that it is untrue, or even inaccurate...it simply needs further research.

      To the point though, which is lumping it into right-wing propaganda and bible-thumping lunacy, all you do is lower the argument, vilify a political party and jab at some people's religion.

      All of this is of course falling on deaf ears no doubt, so I end it here.

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  120. Re:Can't read.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

    Columbus was correct in that you can get to India by sailing west from Europe. He was wrong, however, that this was a shorter route than going around Africa. The intelligentsia in Columbus' day might have known that the earth was round, but that didn't lead them to look for a Western route to India. The reason that the Columbus example is a good one because unlike Columbus' contemporaries Columbus had a theory and was willing to actually try the experiment instead of simply saying that it was impossible. In the end Columbus was wrong, but as in many cases it isn't the guy with the correct theory that gets remembered, but the guy whose incorrect assumption lead to interesting new knowledge.

    James Leowen's book is an excellent example of how often scholars and scientists get things 100% wrong. Washington Irving was a very bright guy, and yet he got this important fact wrong. His take on the history of Columbus is still being taught years and years after his death and despite the fact that he was wrong. That's why it is ridiculous to simply take the assumptions of a group of scientists (in a ridiculously politically charged field) as gospel when the honest among those researchers would acknowledge that they aren't even close to having a complete picture. Chances are good that these researchers are wrong, and if they are right it's probably just coincidence. There simply isn't enough data, and there are far too many variables.

    Global warming obviously needs more study, and likewise it's almost certainly a good idea to try and lower pollution levels and greenhouse gas emissions (just to be safe). I am simply saying that I wouldn't be surprised if *all* of our current theories on Global Warming are completely off the mark in the same way that Columbus was off the mark sailing west to India.

  121. and just in time! by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

    Maybe the warmer weather will help offset the hugely increased cost of heating that is being predicted for this winter.

    (And no, I'm not 100% serious. But neither am I 0% serious.)

  122. or maybe... by nielkosh · · Score: 1

    Or maybe we're experiencing record high temperatures because we're emerging from an ice age that started in the 14th century.

  123. Re:Can't read.... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    No, Columbus was wrong from start to finish. He thought the world was considerably smaller than everyone else knew it was. If he hadn't run into a continent which neither he nor anyone else knew was there, he'd have starved to death (or dehydrated) on the open sea. This is why no one else though it worth trying, since they knew it was a longer trip than a ship of the time was capable of making. To his dying day he was convinced that he was in the outlying isles of the Indies, and never accepted what everyone else knew -- knew because they knew how big the world really was -- that he had discovered an entirely different place.

    Of course, that continent also made his basic idea wrong too. You can't get to India by sailing west from Europe, not without going a considerable distance out of your way to the south.

    Lots of people with incorrect ideas have the courage of their convictions, but this doesn't magically convert their ideas into correct ones.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  124. Re:Can't read.... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    I'd say it had something to do with the environmental lobby being fucking enormous and requiring a multitude of human-caused environmental problems to justify its existence. There's a bloody great lot of money in finding ways to blame various people for screwing up the environment, and money is a damned good ulterior motive.

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  125. Subtlety by benhocking · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing my sarcasm was a wee bit too subtle for you. ;) You see, the Clear Skies Initiative doesn't really help the skies become clear as it rolls back the previous Clean Air measures.

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    Ben Hocking
    Need a professional organizer?
  126. Stop Global Whining! by WebbedWell · · Score: 1

    No but seriously, nice hot summers floating on a raft with a nice brew in hand out in my pool are really starting to suck! Not to mention I only get to scrape ice off my car's windows until my hands are blue for 5-6 months out of the year now.

  127. Don't say that too loud... by Colonel+Panic · · Score: 1

    Only something dramatic, such as a major volcanic eruption, could cause enough cooling to miss setting a new record.

    Given the track record for natural disasters this year, I wouldn't say that too loud.

  128. Re:Can't read.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The environmental lobby -- enormous? Plenty of people support it, sure, but do you really believe it has financial resources anywhere near what industrial anti-regulatory groups have? Follow the money....

  129. Re:Can't read.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

    An excellent point, and I am definitely of the opinion that we should work at lowering pollution and greenhouse gas emissions. Heck, we should do this whether or not we have any effect on global warming just because pollution is bad. I have a problem, however, with scientists that do sloppy science and resort to scare tactics for political purposes.

    For example, in 2000 a group of UN scientists on an icebreaker at the North Pole observed standing water. These scientists then reported to the New York Times that "the last time scientists could be certain that the Pole was awash in water was more than 50 million years ago." Well, it turns out that in reality you can find open water at the North Pole at the end of most summers, but these "researchers" didn't even bother to ask anyone about this known fact. The New York Times printed the original story on the front page of the paper with the title "The North Pole is Melting." It later retracted the story, but not on the front page. Did this debacle ruin the academic careers of these fools, of course not.

    In my opinion there is little difference between these sorts of "scientists" and the bible thumper that tells his congregation that New Orleans was destroyed because it was "wicked," and that in the last days calamaties would fill the earth. Heck, the book of Revelations is probably more likely to be correct than some of these idiot "scientists." Many of the so-called scientists on both sides of the fence in this issue are nothing more than media whores looking to put their names on the front page of the newspaper.

  130. Please see sig by krygny · · Score: 1

    I don't do science.

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    Research shows that 67% of those who use the term "research shows", are just making shit up.
  131. Well, how about nuclear power? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

    Are we ready to embrace nuclear power to reduce greenhouse gases? No.

    Do we want wind power? Not if it destroys our view from Martha's Vinyard.

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    Except for ending slavery, the Nazis, communism, & securing American independence, war has never solved anything.
  132. Re:Can't read.... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

    Fah, you are missing my point completely. Columbus may have been wrong, but at least he did the experiment. He could have just as easily been 100% right. The Global Warming crew (on both sides) spend way more time arguing about their interpretations of the small body of data we have today than they do looking up more data. With the small amount of information that we currently have on global climatology over the millenia it is very likely that there is a "continent" just over the horizon, and yet the current climatology crowd wants to spend all of its time arguing over models that they know are horribly incomplete.

    Magellan *did* sail to India using technology very similar to what Columbus had simply because he was able to use a bit of information that Columbus discovered, and that was that there was a continent to the west that could be used to resupply your ships.

  133. Critical Analysis by yup2000 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The graph in the times shows 145 years of data, and the average it uses is a 30 year average from 1961 - 1990. Never mind that they can't count. Why doesn't the graph use a 145 year average? The warmest years on the graph are 1990 to present. It is interesting that according to the graph, 1960 - 1980 recorded more cool years than warm!

    again, reading the graph, from 1880 - 1910, there was a warming period that was even more significant than the one currently observed. Why?

    From 1910 - 1940, there was a very significant decrease in temperateure. Why?

    So, from 1880 - 1910 I'm sure everyone was afraid of the next heat wave
    and from 1910 - 1940, there was an ice age headed our way.

    Interesting that this graph shows a classic bell shaped curve that we all learned to love in our college statistics classes. It is safe to predict regular variations that follow the same pattern. Therefore, I predict in 20 - 50 years (a very short time span in the grand scheme of things), that a cool down will occur.

  134. Might have been valid twenty years ago... by Ygorl · · Score: 1

    ...but not today. Which climatologist do you think has more of an opportunity for fame and fortune: the one who adds yet another voice to the chorus of tens of thousands that have all pretty much agreed that we're doing very stupid things to the place we live, or the one who demonstrates convincingly that actually everything is okay, our activities really aren't adding an abominable amount of heat energy to the complex system that is our planet's climate, we don't need to worry about anything, and we can go on burning oil and clear-cutting rainforests and commuting alone in our Yukon Denalis? Hmmm? Which one do you think is going to become famous in the scientific community for showing that we had it all wrong? More to the point, which one is going to receive an essentially infinite amount of funding from the oil, automotive, power-generation, etc. etc. etc. industries?

    1. Re:Might have been valid twenty years ago... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and which one is likely to get tenure at a University full of "scientists" that are currently pimping Global Warming. Scientists that go against the grain have *never* been welcomed in academia. That's why so many of the really great thinkers have come from outside of academia. Scientists play politics too.

  135. Wow! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 2, Insightful
    0.04, huh? What's the data uncertainty? What's the sigma of the data noise?

    And the global mean from 1950 to 1990? Why those years? Did they happen to give the result the author wanted?

    They are playing a numbers racket with you, people. As geeks you should see right through this stufff. For shame.

  136. Yay! Sent this to my "conservative" friends by Doug+Coulter · · Score: 1

    Here's a post on /. that pretty much mirrors what I think -- the reason I read through all the tripe is that there are some real folks there too. On this issue, the "conservative" talk show guys are just totally off base -- and it discredits them to the point I have trouble listening to some of the rest of stuff they say. They don't respond, of course, to emails with links documenting the good science that has been done by just about every country in the world, just repeat the formulaic junk "there is no proof that mankind is causing this" -- which last year or two was "there is no proof it is happening". I think it might be instructive to follow the money on that. Sort of like those "independent studies" paid for by Microsoft. You may quote me. Here's the post: /* Next to "abortion", saying "global warming" is the quickest way to fire up a troll fest. What's sad is everyone's so busy arguing they've missed the point. On the left, you've got chicken little screaming the sky is falling. On the right, they've stuck their head in the sand. Hey lefties: calm down, New York isn't going to be washed away tomorrow and screaming your head off about "catastrophic changes" just makes you come off as wack jobs. Oh and you righties: tell me how you can have 6 billion people on a single planet without affecting it somehow? You haven't noticed we've cut down a couple trees, paved some highways, and shot some bunnies? Sadly, instead of managing our impact on the planet, we've let the extremists sink us into a troll fest. */ To which I (Doug) would add: You lefties: You went off about this long before there was any good science. You got lucky. That's all. Doesn't make you right about everything else -- even you disowned the fringe that first brought it up. And it's climate *change* that matters in a world where transportation is getting expensive, everything that isn't a farm is a city (there's almost no wilderness anymore), and whatcha gonna do about it when it's your house/backyard getting torn down now because it's the only place left to farm with decently doable adaptations of the varieties you can get/plant? NIMBY as usual? (puns intended) If this is not what you want, you'd better get enough of the rest of your act together to have an effect. It's obvious the righties are deliberately ignoring something everyone can observe for themselves. To you righties: Have you not noticed that the weather for the cities is ALWAYS 5-10 deg warmer then the outlying areas in the forecasts (and the actualities)? Do you suppose that cities automatically make the outlying areas cooler by some magic? Does it matter what causes it when it's going to kill you, or should it matter more what can be done about it? It's everyone's ox that's gonna get gored on this at some point. Not just your precious energy co. holdings (And look at what they DO, rather than what they say. My solar system is built almost entirely out of parts from companies owned by the bigs in petroleum -- they know the music's gonna stop, and are investing in extra chairs, and I thank them for that). Those of us paying attention are not trying to "destroy capitalism", but to save it. I kind of like it when it works. To all: What shortsightedness/vanity made everyone assume it would all be the same forever -- regardless of man's effects? And what about outside influences? Or even continuously improve due to our efforts (or despite them)? We've built an entire world on that assumption-set, which the most beginner scientist or historian knows is totally bogus -- man makes this mistake over and over, and civilizations pay horrible consequences over and over, too. We should be on the edge of an ice age. Does it look like that to anyone? (according to the most recent periodicity of ice ages ~26,000 yrs for the last 4-5 cycles, we should be at the top of slowing warming now, and going down soon -- the temps should not be rising fast now, but leveling off, at the top of a sine curve). Well, it's going to save me some heatin

  137. Enjoy your moment, 2005! by ppp · · Score: 1

    ... because I have a feeling that 2006 is going to whomp your ass!

  138. But what if by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    Climate change becomes a serious problem for the survival of the human race? Are we minimalizing our environmental impact for the sake of the Earth and it's non-human critters? What happens when the Earth's climate becomes unfavorable to the point where humans decide to change the environment to suit our own survival? At what point do we say "screw environmentalism, it's time to induce global cooling measures?"
        I comprehend the reasons for minimalizing our global impact, but the fact of the matter is that we do impact the environment, and we will continue to do so for all fo the forseeable future. Maybe we should consider keeping the earth's climate similar to the climate in which mankind evolved, even if it involves more meddling. Personally, I don't know why people would embrace another ice age. Canada would be entirely covered.

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    "No fair, you changed the outcome by measuring it!" - Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
    1. Re:But what if by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      "What happens when the Earth's climate becomes unfavorable to the point where humans decide to change the environment to suit our own survival? At what point do we say "screw environmentalism, it's time to induce global cooling measures?""

      Never. First, uninteneded consequences could be very dangerous. Second, we, as a species, will survive. If we truly do not have enough resources to feed the world's population, then we will have famine and people will die. It's unfortunate, but we'll never attain population equilibrium without it. At some point, our population growth has to stop.

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      "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  139. Re:Can't read.... by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    Actually, Columbus could not have been 100% right. There was zero chance of that. The true circumference of the globe had been known to a high degree of accuracy for over 1500 years at the time. Even if this data were not available, other estimates (on, admittedly, less than scientific bases) were of the same magnitude. Those opposed to his voyage were not doing so based on guesswork. On the other hand, Columbus deliberately chose estimates (including the size of a degree of longitude) that yielded the numbers he was looking for. As a result, the true distance from the Canaries to Japan was over 4 times what he figured. This is indeed an object lesson for the present subject, applicable to both sides of the debate.

    True, experimentation often produces serendipitous results. But to say it must produce serendipitous results contrary to expectations is wishful thinking. If we're observing a warming trend now, lacking other data we are simply not free to say, "Oh well, this is probably an anomaly/within historical trends/not our fault/not our problem/etc." and pretend it's not there. The correct reaction is to go where the data leads us. That does not, of course, preclude us from looking for more data. But if we're trying to determine a course of action in the meantime, it's again wishful thinking to just assume that any new data we might find will ultimately bear out the conclusion we want it to.

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    And the brethren went away edified.
  140. Hmm by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    The link looks suspicious. I found a story there stating that colder climates cause an increase in hurricane strength which is unscientifically based if you aks any meterologist. I researched it and found out that the president of www.friendsofscience.org is Doug Leahey.

    Is it the same Doug Leahey who is an oil/energy consultant listed here at this company also based in Alberta Canada?

    The link is probably another lobbying group hiding under a psuedo-name like the wetlands coalition that wants to destroy it for gas/oil developlment, or senior citizens for lower priced druges (I think thats the name) which is owned by the pharmacutical industry. Well swift boat vets for truth hurt Kerry even though no swift boat vets are on the board which is made up of oil company executives. Who knows.

    Try a better source

  141. Shares by ozTravman · · Score: 1

    Time to buy shares in an airconditiong company...

  142. Espresso by simpl3x · · Score: 1

    It comes in a much smaller cup and doesn't warm the atmosphere nearly as much. Espresso the energy saving choice!

  143. Survey: do you turn off your computer at night? by otisg · · Score: 1

    Computers emit heat, and there are LOTS of them around the world.

    Let's see what ratio of on/off answers we get here on Slashdot. Same question for monitor.

    I'll start:

    Computer: off
    Monitor : off

    (I also turn off my cable modem and wi-fi router)

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    Simpy
  144. Not so hot by Ray+Alloc · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but this year summer was less hot than last summer.

  145. One Finn-factoid to support that by ladybugfi · · Score: 1

    As reported by the Finnish Meteorological Institute, this October so far has been warmest EVER in Finland. We've been basking in temperatures 6-7'C warmer than usual these past two weeks. Some people are still picking strawberries from the fields!

    Unfortunately this joy is about to end, this weekend we'll finally get a major drop in temperature, sub-zero nights and rain.

  146. Please... by jeriqo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We're talking about a BIG problem, and all I can see is +5 funny posts.
    Thank you America.

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    Alexis 'jeriqo' BRET
    1. Re:Please... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      That's strange, all I can see are '-1 Completely Ignorant' posts. Or would if I had several hundred mod points, and ignorance was a legitimate reason for getting voted down.

    2. Re: Please... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > We're talking about a BIG problem, and all I can see is +5 funny posts.

      It seems to be human nature to respond to tragedy in part with humor.

      Also, it seems to me that +funny is becoming far more common among Slashdot moderation. Presumably because the average quality of the stories and the average quality of the non-humor comments are falling.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  147. Wow - fuck you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your reasoning is fucking scary - and there seem to be people like you EVERYWHERE!!! Maybe humans are responsible, but maybe not - so just change laws and lives to do something that may or may not help or even hurt? What, is this a religion now? When did rationality fly out the door?

    You have no clue what is going on with the temperature of the earth - AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT MUCH. No one knows - it is a complex nonlinear system. You ever take upper level math courses? I bet not. The systems that climatologists are so sensitive to round off error that the usual computer arithmetic will be USELESS to compute the answers. This is chaos theory.

    1. Re:Wow - fuck you by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Maybe humans are responsible, but maybe not - so just change laws and lives to do something that may or may not help or even hurt? What, is this a religion now? When did rationality fly out the door?

      A rational person listens to science. I made no mention of changing laws. Changing my life is something I'm perfectly willing to do. It doesn't take anything drastic.

      You have no clue what is going on with the temperature of the earth - AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT MUCH.

      I do have a clue: it's rising. Anyone disputing this is simply an idiot. How can you look at the data and say "I'm simply NOT going to believe this?"

      No one knows - it is a complex nonlinear system. You ever take upper level math courses? I bet not. The systems that climatologists are so sensitive to round off error that the usual computer arithmetic will be USELESS to compute the answers. This is chaos theory.

      Which is precisely the reason we shouldn't be forcing the system any more than we have to. If you actually knew anything about chaos, which I doubt, you'd have heard of something called the Lyapunov exponent, which dictates how quickly the trajectory of a chaotic system diverges given infinitesimal perturbations. A chaotic system is not going to respond to forcing by doing nothing.

      You have a simple-minded view of science and I'm personally very worried that opinions such as yours are being accepted by otherwise intelligent people. You're literally going to sit back and do NOTHING. Not so much as drive one mile less each day. That's astonishing.

  148. Upper level math by Scott7477 · · Score: 1

    Not to mention the fact that in the several billion year history of this planet, one hundred years of biased data is a statistically meaningless sample. When I say biased data, I mean things like weather reports from cities that have increased in size creating heat islands that raise the reported temperature in that city but have nothing to do with excess carbon dioxide. Parent post here is on to something; global warming is like a new religion that is suceeding because of all of the romanticist propaganda about how humans are bad for the planet.

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    "Lack of technical competence coupled with the arrogance of power, as usual, leads to no good end."
    1. Re:Upper level math by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1
      Well there is bias, but there are also some who try to make accurate projections.
      The most comprehensive climate model to date of the continental United States predicts more extreme temperatures throughout the country and more extreme precipitation along the Gulf Coast, in the Pacific Northwest and east of the Mississippi.
  149. Re: Correlation vs Causation by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 1
    Correlation is not causation.
    But it's the main requisite.
    So how do you know that it's not the other way around?
    I have a theory that Global Warming is causing people to use more fossil fuels, rather than the other way around.
    Perhaps I can get a grant from the Bush administration to study this, by going to warmer climes (e.g., Maui, Fiji, Ft. Lauderdale, etc.) and seeing how much people there use fossil fuels.
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  150. Since you asked... by fyngyrz · · Score: 3, Insightful
    A one degree warming will result in various lowland areas being flooded and millions of people be displaced.

    Shouldn't we be doing something to stop the huge problems that will result

    Well, consider. This isn't a really bad Hollywood movie like "The Day After Tomorrow", it is reality, and there is natural law to mediate between nature and your nightmares. The fact is, if the flooding you speak of occurs, it won't happen such that a bunch of lowland dwellers go to sleep Tuesday night, dry, and wake up Wednesday morning floating on their mattresses. We will see it coming, people and businesses can migrate (and they will... believe me, they will.)

    Again, if the climate is changing along these lines, you can be certain that just as Florida's coral outcrop goes under and provides zillions of new acres of game fish habitat, other parts of the country will change also. Areas that are too cold for raising oranges, for instance, will warm up and become useful in that way. Areas like mine, that see -40 degree temperatures some winters will see (perhaps) -35 degrees instead, and we won't have to plug in our cars as many evenings, saving some energy. Death Valley will probably still suck every day of the year.

    And so on. The one thing you can be certain of is that things will change, and as they change, humans will adapt.

    I see no reason for anyone to panic, or even seriously worry, at this point. We should pay attention, and we are. There is no indication we are facing any big changes in the near future, nor any sudden ones in any future as far as global warming goes. Nature will supply us with the facts no matter what they are. In the meantime, the sky isn't falling, and that's a fact. The sky might move a little, though we cannot be certain of this, and if it does, it'll do so slowly and gently and we will have plenty of time to rearrange ourselves as required, both as a civilization and as individuals.

    And you know what else? If and as change comes, we'll no doubt turn it to our advantage. More heat, more energy, more liquid water, more opportunity. It's what we do. The ones of us who aren't running in circles, screaming hysterically about global warming, that is.

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    1. Re:Since you asked... by Nuffsaid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I don't panic. But I live in Venice (Venezia, Italy, not California). I'm sure I personally can survive global warming and move to some other place, but it would be very very very sad to see such a unique city die. And it doesn't take many more centimeters of high tide to make it happen.

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    2. Re:Since you asked... by AGMW · · Score: 4, Insightful
      ... it won't happen such that a bunch of lowland dwellers go to sleep Tuesday night, dry, and wake up Wednesday morning floating on their mattresses. We will see it coming, people and businesses can migrate (and they will... believe me, they will.)

      *cough-katrina-cough*

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    3. Re:Since you asked... by Alioth · · Score: 1
      The fact is, if the flooding you speak of occurs, it won't happen such that a bunch of lowland dwellers go to sleep Tuesday night, dry, and wake up Wednesday morning floating on their mattresses.

      There is good evidence that prior warming periods of the planet have resulted in very rapid (several meters in one decade) sudden sea level rises. Imagine the economic damage of having to abandon London or New York in one decade. Imagine you live in London or New York and own your home - now unsaleable. You will essentially be unable to afford a new home because you can't sell the old one first.

      This is the reason I made sure my house was at least 30 metres above sea level - at least I'm not likely to be driven out of it *when* the sea level does its sudden rise.
    4. Re:Since you asked... by Frit+Mock · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The fact is, if the flooding you speak of occurs, it won't happen such that a bunch of lowland dwellers go to sleep Tuesday night, dry, and wake up Wednesday morning floating on their mattresses."

      What makes you believe exactly that?

      I rather believe the opposite!

      Right, the ocean will raise slowly, but that says nothing about how fast or slow portions of land will sink in water.

      For example the vast majority of the Netherlands are below sealevel. Realy with "Dijks" 10 meters high all along the coast, their is nothing to fear if sealevel raises 0,5 or a meter or even 2 ... well, at least until something bad like a storm happens ...

      Oh, haven't you in the US had a similar scenario ... just recently?

      You're right, the ocean will raise slowly and the vast mojority of land won't sink the next day ... and if the sea comes close to peoples homes, they will start to build "Dijks" to keep their feet dry ... anywhere, neccessary. ... They will be protected, even if the ocean continues to raise ... well, at least until something bad like a storm happens ...

      "We will see it coming, people and businesses can migrate (and they will... believe me, they will.)"

      Do you realy believe people and buisiness will migrate? Come on, blind or braindead are you?

      Recently in the US a whole city was sunken in the ocean ... as a matter of fact, this is what realy had happened! ... Just take a look, these people even want to go back and rebuild everything ...

    5. Re:Since you asked... by vertinox · · Score: 1

      This isn't a really bad Hollywood movie like "The Day After Tomorrow"

      As long as Lake Vostok doesn't melt we should be fine.

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    6. Re:Since you asked... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      No.

      Katrina is exactly the wrong thing to compare the possibility of global warming consequences to. Katrina itself came with about four or five days warning. Most of the citizens did leave, too, but in a hurry, which will not be the case if they're paying attention to global warming. If the seas rise, they will rise with years and years of warning. The issue in New Orleans, rather than Katrina, was that here we have a city that was known to already be under sea level, with seawalls that were rated for only storms known to be smaller than those that traverse the gulf, and folks elected to stay and/or move in there despite these issues. So one day, a storm kicked up, and they got hammered. Inevitable and obvious — not vague fear-mongering like "the seas will rise when the polar caps melt.". If you ignore the inevitable and obvious, you're going to pay for it. That's a not a problem with weather or global warming; that's a problem with human nature, and nothing you can do will alleviate it. Nothing about it forced intelligent people to move there, or from moving out if they were already there.

      Nothing new or unusually worrisome about any of this. Certainly nothing that raises a flag about the very distant and vague possibility of a slow rise in sea level and temperature.

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    7. Re:Since you asked... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Several meters in one decade is plenty of warning. If portions of NYC and other coastal cities have to be abandoned (which, mind you, is not by any means certain) we've got the means (financial and otherwise) to adjust to it, and we will have to. We won't be stopping the sea from rising. We will adapt. Period. And as I said previously, we'll probably manage to take advantage of it. You say, imagine the damage... I say, imagine new, planned cities that don't have the centuries of poor planning that NYC carries as baggage.

      I know it's fun to rant and rave, but you have to face whatever happens and deal with it. And we will. That's what humans do,

      Assuming, of course, that any of this comes to pass which is not a given.

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    8. Re:Since you asked... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      What makes you believe exactly that?

      I rather believe the opposite!

      Physics. The fact that an ice chunk doesn't melt all at once; the outside melts, the inside remains cold until it is the outside. Also, the ice won't just suddenly plop into the ocean unmelted and raise the level. A lot of it is on land, and it is thick. Assuming that it all melts, it'll take a heck of a long time to do so. Years and years. Some of it won't even make it off of land, it'll be captured by the terrain. If this happens (again, not by any means certain) the seas will rise very, very slowly indeed. You know how your tub level doesn't rise very fast, even though the faucet is turned on full? That's because there is a lot of volume to fill compared to the volume coming in. The seas are like that too, only more so. To raise sea level just one cm would take an incredible amount of melting. Remember, the Pacific and the Atlantic and all the other major oceans are one body of water. That's a darned big tub to fill.

      How big? About 1,200,000,000 square kilometers. Imagine raising that area up one cm. Just one. It's not going to happen overnight. Period.

      Physics. You should look into it. It has predictive powers your beliefs can't match.

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    9. Re: Since you asked... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > Well, consider. This isn't a really bad Hollywood movie like "The Day After Tomorrow", it is reality, and there is natural law to mediate between nature and your nightmares. The fact is, if the flooding you speak of occurs, it won't happen such that a bunch of lowland dwellers go to sleep Tuesday night, dry, and wake up Wednesday morning floating on their mattresses.

      No scientist thinks that's what will happen. These stupid movies (like the stupid monster movies that grossly misrepresent evolution) are probably contributing to the rampant science denial in our society.

      > We will see it coming, people and businesses can migrate (and they will... believe me, they will.)

      And that won't be disruptive? How much do you think it's going to cost to move coastal cities to higher ground?

      People and businesses object to the cost of reducing emissions, but won't mind the cost of migrating?

      > And so on. The one thing you can be certain of is that things will change, and as they change, humans will adapt.

      But will it be a zero-sum change, even if you discount the transition costs?

      When changes in arability change haves to have-nots, is that change going to be resolved peaceably?

      > I see no reason for anyone to panic, or even seriously worry, at this point. We should pay attention, and we are. There is no indication we are facing any big changes in the near future, nor any sudden ones in any future as far as global warming goes. Nature will supply us with the facts no matter what they are. In the meantime, the sky isn't falling, and that's a fact. The sky might move a little, though we cannot be certain of this, and if it does, it'll do so slowly and gently and we will have plenty of time to rearrange ourselves as required, both as a civilization and as individuals.

      The accelerating meltdown at both poles suggests that we've already reached a tipping point, and if we want to adapt it's time to start adapting now.

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    10. Re: Since you asked... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      And [moving] won't be disruptive? How much do you think it's going to cost to move coastal cities to higher ground?

      (a) Slow population movement occurs all the time. I've moved six times in my life of fifty years, once even with a business bringing several employees with me from Florida to Montana. Sure, it's disruptive. That's not a death knell, you know. It is also an opportunity. (b) I don't know how much it will cost, because I can only guess at when (if) it will happen at all, and because I don't know (nor do you) what our technological tools will be at the time, and that's the issue that cost will turn upon.

      People and businesses object to the cost of reducing emissions, but won't mind the cost of migrating?

      It's not a question of "minding", they won't have a choice if all this vague hand-waving comes to pass, which again, there is no certainty of whatsoever. There's a big difference between arguing with the local congress-critter about a business cost imposed by human whim, and finding utterly implacable water lapping at your feet. In the one case, you may or may not pay, go to court, get an exemption, write the editor, etc. In the other, you will move. End of story.

      But will it be a zero-sum change, even if you discount the transition costs?

      For the precise same reasons described above, I don't know, you don't know, and your question is ridiculous.

      When changes in arability change haves to have-nots, is that change going to be resolved peaceably?

      Almost certainly. My mom didn't kill anyone when the government stole her home using "eminent domain" for the Tocks island Dam project under false pretenses, though I rather wish she had. People are pretty good at bowing to the inevitable. And at doing, and believing, what they're told (cough*religion*cough.) That's why you're all upset over global warming. There is no actual threat anywhere near an event horizon, yet you, and millions of people like you, are very upset about it. Me, I say that's just fine, you worry all you want. If you want to convince me, you're going to need data — not just claims — and that data is going to have to be a lot more solid than what we have, and there's going to have to be a lot more agreement in the scientific community about what seems to be going on.

      Something else that occurs to me (because I have a suspicious nature) is that it is very much in the best interests of the people in power to try to distract us from real, current problems that are affecting our lives now that they are totally screwing up in handling, like the "war" on drugs, the erosion of our civil rights, the malignant growth of censorship, the incursion of religion and superstition into the realm of science in our schools, wars (like Iraq II) begin under entirely false pretenses, failure to apprehend Osama Bin Blows Camels, and more... by bringing up the distant spectre of Global Warming! OMG! Holy CoW... and making it seem as scary as possible. I try to hold society to as low a standard as possible, but somehow, they always exceed my expectations and go lower. Global warming? No. Nowhere in sight. But I'm supposed to be worried about it. Now the government has to know about every bank account I have, I'm not allowed to be exposed to the "dirty" stories on some website, and the re-elected leader of my country is a superstitious nincompoop far beyond the level of most of his predecessors. He thinks God tells him to attack Iraq as if he was a medieval crusader. And I'm not supposed to be worried about that, but I should be pissing down my leg over some vague, unsubstantiated, arguable and non-consensus spectre of global warming. Not gonna happen. Seems like someone's not paying

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    11. Re:Since you asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe he is attributing an "abnormally strong" hurricane season to global warming....

    12. Re:Since you asked... by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      London already has a Thames barrier. If sea levels rose steadily over ten years, it would just get gradually enhanced, and so would the other defenses along the coast line.

      http://www.environment-agency.gov.uk/regions/thame s/323150/335688/341764/341767/?version=1&lang=_e

      Allah/Gaia/God been out to get us for years. It's no biggie. Tea, anyone?

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    13. Re:Since you asked... by dwater · · Score: 1

      > But I live in Venice (Venezia, Italy, not California).

      Venice Beach in California would probably suffer a similar consequence (though, more than a few centimetres). I don't suppose too many people will care about that though.

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  151. Lava cooling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, that's some neat new technology! Not sure if it can help to make new records of running a CPU, but it definitely will help to make new records of running away.

  152. Corrected party line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Global warming is a fact. You say "When it comes to global warming, the jury is still out. There is no CONCLUSIVE evidence." This is wrong. Or, it's a lie. The measurable fact that this year will be warmer than last (and last year the year before that) is undeniable.

    What is deniable, is whether or not humans are the cause. Please change your rhetoric accordingly: Global warming is real, but Kyoto is bad because we don't know if anthropogenic forcing is the cause. This is the party line, please stick to it.

    I repeat, Global Warming is real, but doing anything about it is wrong because we don't know with 100% certainty that humans are the cause.

  153. Can we really be sure about all of this? by pgnas · · Score: 1

    The Earth has endured far more than Mankind could ever dish out in it's entire existence: fires, floods, volcano eruptions, meteor strikes, and so on.

    Compared to the Earths life, our existence during the period of time we have been "monitoring" weather patterns is like a drop of water in the ocean.

    Can we really be sure about all of this?

    1. Re:Can we really be sure about all of this? by pgnas · · Score: 1

      I have spent some time on the Internet looking at the Authors' other works, Ms. Eilperin is clearly a political activist, which would lead me to beleive that this is politics and not news, nor is it science either, simply biased words to sway voters and/or attract funding.

      I do beleive that there is a possibility the Mankind has affected the Earth during its existence, however, I would be careful throwing around so many doom and gloom, "The sky is falling" speculations, we are talking geological time here, right?

    2. Re:Can we really be sure about all of this? by Elkboy · · Score: 1

      There's climate data going back thousands and evevn millions of years. Please read up on paleoclimate.

    3. Re:Can we really be sure about all of this? by pgnas · · Score: 1

      "There's climate data going back thousands and evevn millions of years. Please read up on paleoclimate."

      Paleoclimate is speculation and can be easily debated. Paleoclimate uses Proxy Data which is known to be out-dated and generally stops in the 1980s.

      I agree that the ocean levels are increasing, and temperatures may have increased since the "cooling period" of the 1970's, I also agree that in order to get government funding, or recognition, you need to produce results to support your theories, and this is what they are: theory.

      In order to stay informed, we need to look at both sides, remain objective;both sides have compelling arguments.

      Paleoclimate is an interesting science and hopefully it will lead us into an direction where we learn more, we need to look at it objectively though, just take a look at Carbon-14 Dating....

      Funny, using all of our technological genuis and all of our super computers and all of the past data we have, we can't even detemine what the temperature will be next week , how can we be certain of temperatures 1 million years ago? Is this an ignorant statement? No it is a demonstration that science and research is speculative and it it troublesome when politicians play Scientist in order to win votes. It is also troublesome when our nations newspapers are notoriusly biased.

    4. Re:Can we really be sure about all of this? by Elkboy · · Score: 1

      Read up on paleoclimatology on Wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paleoclimatology

      As for not being able to tell the weather next week, that has very little to do with climate. You have to distinguish between weather and climate.

  154. Been there, Done that. by Voltageaav · · Score: 1

    Really, this planet has been through ice ages and periods of higher temperatures many times in its history. Much more significant events than it getting a little warm have happened. We have evidence suggesting that a huge meteor wiped out the dominant life forms on the planet at least once before. Guess what, the Earth's still here and it seems to be doing fairly well for itself. Maybe we are putting large amounts of C02 into the atmosphere; naturally occurring volcanoes have far more of an impact on the climate than we do. Who are we to assume that simply because the Earth's getting warmer than we can remember from our nanosecond of existence on this place we call Earth, it's our fault. It sounds a little presumptuous to me. Things are getting warmer, I won't deny it. And it will continue to do so, but it will get warmer regardless of how long of a commute one person makes. These things happen. I think we should be more concerned on how we plan to deal with the rising temperatures so that we can survive it rather than trying to change something we really don't have any control over. I'm a meteorologist; I wish we had the means to tweak the temperature. I think a nice 65 and partly cloudy skies would be perfect. Sure, additional particles in the air help fog form and warmer temperatures around cities due to higher conductivity of the materials we use and live in. The gasses we produce most likely even increase average temperatures locally in major cities. But in the grand scheme of things, we don't make that big of a difference.

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  155. Re:The Brightening of the Sun Could Be Warming Ear by Elkboy · · Score: 1
  156. Re:Can't read.... by Big+Nothing · · Score: 1

    "How about the billions of dollars in "global warming" research grant?"

    Yes; if we have learned ANYTHING these last few years it's that the current administration is POURING money into scientific research. ESPECIALLY climate-related research. ESPECIALLY ESPECIALLY into research facilities and researchers who claim the climate is changing. In fact, being a scientist working with climate change research in the US today is basically equal to being a rock star or a movie star or a Halliburton executive.

    Or to quote Homer Simpson:

    - "d'oh"

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  157. Apparently math is hard, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The models mispredicted the CHANGE IN TEMPERATURE by 300%.
    Use some god damn logic.

  158. Re:Let me be the first to say YES by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0

    Global Warming is a Fact because there's 7 billion people heaving and sweating and mowing the grass and heaving and sweating some more. It will be worse next year this time because a couple hundred million of us will discover SEX, which means even more heaving & sweating. It isn't *just* this or *just* that; it is the entire equation that is changing the planet. The permafrost in Siberia is thawing for the first time in eons. Why? You got it. All that heaving & sweating. Then all these heaving & sweating people have to have machines that heave and sweat so we can heave and sweat in comfortable abodes, so we can have air conditioned cars to ride in to work, where many of us then HEAVE AND SWEAT SOME MORE. http://www.newpath4.com/theanswer.htm . The more heaving & sweating we do the more it feeds CO2 to the vegetation, so that as the rain forest dies we all don't do anything because we still have oxygen and are lulled as you are into thinking everything's OK. Well, it isn't OK. As we lose rain forest we come ever closer to some rain forest blight wiping out our oxygen supply. At which point maybe the heaving & sweating will stop. We're terraformers alright but we're really stupid at it. We're terraforming our own planet into Mars. What we need is a non-polluting new technology that does not pollute at all, a new system that negates the need for Kyoto. http://tinyurl.com/9c7ek

  159. Weather man by pottymouth · · Score: 1


    Yes, and my weatherman predicted rain all week too. Fortunately for me weather predications are so reliable I'm out in my lawn chair reading Slashdot....

    It's interesting how no one would bother to predict the temperture to the tenth
    of a degree on a day to day basis (78.6 degrees today and 78.9 degrees tomorrow)
    but they do it for time spans of years all the time.... And please, don't even
    go into the math. If the people making these predictions had half the imagination
    they needed to think of the hundreds (thousands) of things that account for
    temperature at any given time, they'd have heads 5 feet wide (and be very easy to
    spot in a crowd...).

    THESE ARE NOT PREDICTIONS, THEY'RE GUESSES BASED ON FUNDING....

  160. Then we must be having an effect by xeno-cat · · Score: 1

    If a volcanoe can have such dramatic effect on global tempratures then I suspect the hundreds of millions of cars driven daily will have an effect as well.

    Kind Regards

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  161. Correction: http://www.newpath4.com/theanswer.html by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0
  162. Cessation of aviation by WeeLad · · Score: 1
    IANAClimatologist, but I always thought this was an interesting observation about how air traffic affects climate and what was observed following 3 days of extreme reduction in air traffic post 9/11/2001. (apologies, I couldn't find a link to the actual CNN article re-posted on this page.) http://cas.bellarmine.edu/tietjen/Environmental/Co ntrails.htm

    One thing that surprised me was the claim that the contrails left in the wake of the jets may actually be helping to reduce global warming.

    Definitely not definitive, but interesting.

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    1. Re:Cessation of aviation by CFTM · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting read but there isn't enough data there to come to anything conclusive. I believe that you could attribute these fluctuations to a variety of different things that have nothing to do with the plane contrails...the ole correlation-causation antinomy.

  163. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd pony up a few bucks to do that. Anyone else?

  164. Universal truth by berbo · · Score: 1
    If average temperatures rise, its not a confirmation of global warming.

    And if average temperatures don't rise, that's also not a confirmation of global warming.

    And models are just models, and theories are just theories, and data doesn't prove anything.

    got it.

  165. Re:Consequences are hard (damn right) by BKX · · Score: 1

    "Well, that's where government needs to step in... when something is necessary but the market doesn't support it in the short-term."

    Well, now that's going to be a problem once you realize the overall solution. The problem is that oil, natural gas and coal are virtually free energy. It gives us 30 times the energy we put in to getting it. Everything that replaces it (short of fusion) gives much less. Alcohol, for example, give 1.53J per J used to obtain. Hydrogen takes energy to get, so its, at best, a storage system, and not a good one. Grain actually gives out like 2J/J, so its better than alcohol. The problem is that to provide every one on earth today with thier energy needs through non-fossil fuels would take more land than the entire Earth has. Much more. At today's consumption levels, without fossil fuels, we can only sustain about 750 Million people. If we cut down to more reasonable levels of consumption, we'd be able to get 1.5 Billion, 2 would be a stretch. Now why's this a problem? We have already used half of our oil and we'll be to levels too low to sustain our economies by no later than 2015, probably earlier. Natural gas and coal aren't far behind, but the process of converting to those fuels would push them past the point before the infrastructure was complete, rendering them worthless. Even if we found a large oil deposit (even one as large as all of the oil we have found to date), we would do little but delay the inevitable.

    So what's the overall solution? War (over oil), famine, then death. Of 5 billion people (minimum).

    Sorry.

  166. Re:Consequences are hard (damn right) by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that our energy needs are relatively static. I think we can do far better than to halve energy use per capita.

    It's going to be tough going, and of course there will be war and famine (and toss in some death and pestilence, while we're at it :)). However, if we're smart enough, and we slow down consumption radically, then we can forestall the inevitable for a while... allowing us to continue to make improvements in energy efficiency, and to further reduce consumption.

    One thing the US can do: Add $5/gallon to the gas tax, phased in over 10 years. Gives people plenty of time to switch to fuel-efficient vehicles, and to rethink their living and work situations. This will have the added benefit of revitalizing our cities.

    Another thing we can do: Increase standards for energy efficiency in the home. Tax household consumption over some established threshhold; use the taxes collected to provide tax credits for people who spend money to make their home more efficient. Do the same for businesses.

    Damaging to the economy? Sure. But less so than the alternative, IMO. A little short-term pain for long-term gain.

    Worldwide, there are many things to be done as well. In developed nations, the same as the US. In the third world, fund energy-efficiency projects. Fund mass transit.

    Your post gives a lot of information, but it's kinda nihilistic. The reasons you mention are exactly why government needs to be more proactive.

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  167. 2005 Will Probably be Warmest on Record by FishinDave · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, I suppose there will be only one 2005 on the record. So it will be the warmest!

  168. Re:Let me be the first to say YES by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Global Warming is a Fact because there's 7 billion people heaving and sweating and mowing the grass and heaving and sweating some more.

    And before there were all those people, there were zillions of animals, all heaving and sweating and farting (especially herbivores, great sources of gasses.) Now they're gone, we're here. That's just the normal course of the dominant life form shifting from animals to us. Nothing to be afraid of, or have a panic attack about, unless it is from the standpoint of sympathy for the animals, but that is definitely another issue.

    Certainly, we need new technologies. And we're getting them. Oil will become more and more expensive (as we are seeing today), and consequently a balance will be inevitably be reached between the cost of other technologies and oil, and at that time, we'll transition.

    We're doing fine. We're adapting. We'll adapt some more. That's what we do. You can stop panicking and fretting about the rain forest now. The rain forest isn't the only source of oxygen on the planet, either currently, or in some imaginary future if a blight hits it. We know how to plant things, and we know how to make them grow. We even know how to absorb and deactivate atmospheric carbon dioxide in huge volume. If we need to, we will.

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  169. Re:Upper level nimrod by dave1212 · · Score: 1

    How is it any different from you swallowing the Bush propaganda about it not being bad?

    Humans are bad for the planet, simply because we don't do (hardly) anything that is good for it. This leaves the bad, which we most certainly do every day.

    I can't see how it is any more complicated than that.

  170. Re:Let me be the first to say YES by newpath4comVersion2 · · Score: 0

    I didn't say I was panicking and I apologize to you if you got that impression. I'm definitely not panicked. I've designed an over power engine. hahahaha I have no reason atall to panic. I sit and sip iced tea. But I would disagree with you on the number of humans merely displacing more animals. We displaced them a lot more than they ever placed. #2, We added a few million cows & chickens to the equation. And cows have a different stomach system from the animals they displaced out in the forest. They do fart a lot more. Humans have impacted this planet -altering the overall equation- in a way it has never been impacted before. But PANIC? hahaha Not here. Finding the Electric Space Engine > http://tinyurl.com/dffkv . But, of course, it's just my opinion & your opinion here, and we're equals. So why don't we ask Br'er whale over there where he lays beached and ask him. Oh, Br'er Whale, what's up? Well, Br'er Human Bean, your garbage filth & pollution has made it so bad in here I'd rather die. We whales have been here for millions of years and this hain't never happened before...

  171. Kelvins by jbengt · · Score: 1

    O degrees Celsius is 273.15 degrees Kelvin. One degree difference is defined to be the same in both scales. The triple point temperature of water is 273.16 Kelvin. The triple point is a temperature and pressure where liquid water, water ice, and water vapor coexist in equilibrium. It's a more useful point to pin down your temperature scales, since the freezing point of water changes some with pressure, but at the triple point, a single temperature and a single pressure are both determined.

  172. Re: Can't read.... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > > So tell me again, what is the "political motivation" of those climatologists who believe in global warming?

    > How about the billions of dollars in "global warming" research grant?

    Yeah, and without those grants they'd be as poor as the oil companies.

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  173. Re: Can't read.... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > twenty years ago the "prevailing wisdom" among climatologists was that the earth was in danger of another ice age.

    Prevailing wisdom? I ask about this every time that claim is made, and the only response I've ever got was a link to a single newsweek article.

    Can you cite something that would suggest the claim is actually true? I was alive 20 years ago, and don't remember any such prevailing wisdom.

    BTW, there are some scientists now who think we should be heading into an ice age right now - if not for the fact that global warming is overcompensating for it. (I don't know whether that's prevailing opinion, but at least the idea is out there.)

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  174. Re: Can't read.... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    > I'd say it had something to do with the environmental lobby being fucking enormous and requiring a multitude of human-caused environmental problems to justify its existence.

    Yep. For example when GWB was setting his energy policy he invited in a clique of environmental lobbyists to help him, and worked with them behind closed doors to make sure the energy companies didn't butt in and enforce good sense on the proceedings.

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  175. Re:Consequences are hard (damn right) by BKX · · Score: 1

    I do make it sound quite bleak, don't I? I agree with you that a little bit of proactivity toward the environment and lowering energy use would go long way. Hell, I like the gas tax idea, though I think $10 or $20 would be a better target. I think in the end we would still run into the same problem, just later: we are going to run out of oil. Without oil, we can really only support like 1.5B because we only have so much land space. We need that land for food now, but if we are also using it for fuel, we going to be in trouble. Even with those reductions in energy consumption, we are still talking a whole lot of energy per person. That means a whole lot of land.

    Another thing about food: What most people don't realize is that most of our food comes from oil (seriously). Modern farming employs oil-based fertilizers that provide enough energy and nutrients to the plants to allow for a calorie density of the resulting food about ten times what it would be using natural farming techniques. This is the so-called "green revolution." This is also why organic food is so ridiculously expensive. The only reason that its even close to affordable is because profit margins are much lower than those of standard commercial products. This is why we're so screwed when we run out of petroleum. Without it, we would have a hard time FEEDING our current population with the land we have. Now try fueling them.

  176. Methane as a greenhouse gas by shadow_slicer · · Score: 1

    At some point in an earlier discussion (a few weeks ago) someone brought up the effects of Methane as a greenhouse gas.
    I haven't heard much about this (as CO2 gets most of the bad press), but a few articles I googled suggested that a given amount of methane has a vastly greater effect on the environment than the same amount of CO2.
    I realize there is probably a lot more C02 out there, but if methane is such a big problem, why aren't we focusing more on capturing it (and maybe even using it for energy)?
    Human activity produces a lot of methane (Wikipedia says 60% of global production.. -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methane).
    Why are we only focusing on CO2?

    1. Re:Methane as a greenhouse gas by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      Methane is certainly effective. See http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=186 , in particular the graph, which puts it at number two in the list of primary forcings (behind CO2). But control of it's production is far harder than with CO2.

      CH4 is produced primary by agriculture, and organic waste decomposition. The waste decomposition issue can be dealt with in more industrialised nations - just burning waste turns it into CO2, which is less damaging per volume. Using biogas reactors can also be effective - and there has been alot of research into it. But the more significant effect of agriculture is decentralised. You can't collect all of the gas that comes out of the world's cows, or the world's paddyfields. Peasant farmers the world over cannot be regulated at the stroke of a pen. Unlike CO2, the worst offenders are the least able to adopt any sort of change, because it would mean starvation for them and their dependent populations. In many cases, the worst of the damage - the creation of terrain and ecosystems that produce methane have already been done centuries ago. And for the forseeable future, there is no alternative to it - people will always have to eat.