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Musical Wings Reduce Aircraft Stall Risk

notwrong writes "The Sydney Morning Herald is reporting that a Qantas engineer has found a way to help small aircraft avoid stalling at low speeds: pumping sound through the wings. He found that music also works, having tested Spiderbait and Radiohead (nice choices; Spiderbait apparently works better)."

235 comments

  1. Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would think that playing the B-52's, U2, Eagles, Foo Fighters, a Flock of Seagulls, or Jefferson Airplane would be more appropriate, then again, who am I to say...

    1. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd prefer something from one of the Mr. Hands Express earlier albums.

    2. Re:Other bands to test... by narkotix · · Score: 1

      just make sure its not this guy's music...it might make the plane's wings fall off!

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    3. Re:Other bands to test... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lets not try "System of a down " though

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    4. Re:Other bands to test... by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      Also Flight of the Bumblebee. But this may be the very reason the heavy bee can fly so paradoxically.

      Stairway to Heaven, Wind Beneath my Wings, Bird on the Wire.

      The theory is that it's all about flapping. How would I know? "What was Emilio doing on the floor?" "Flapping." (Kill Bill Vol 2). Maybe flapping isn't enough after all. I just wouldn't recommend flying in stall conditions.

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    5. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      When you tell "jokes" in mixed company, do you often find there is inexplicable awkward silence?

    6. Re:Other bands to test... by bigalsenior · · Score: 0

      or flting without wings

    7. Re:Other bands to test... by donscarletti · · Score: 1
      Yeah, System of a down's staccato rhythms and frequent, abrupt diminuendos make for some music that would create unpredictable flight dynamics.

      Oh, wait, were you making a joke about the name?

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    8. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could use Dave Matthews- "Crash into Me"

    9. Re:Other bands to test... by moviepig.com · · Score: 2, Funny


      ...and what about that old Paul McCartney band ...um ...what was its name again? ...

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    10. Re:Other bands to test... by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lynyrd Skynyrd?

      Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane kept in the air by a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.

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    11. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Beatles?

    12. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or anything by Led Zeppelin either

    13. Re:Other bands to test... by thewiz · · Score: 1

      I'm just worried that playing Spiderbait would cause your aircraft to be attracted to very large spiderwebs.

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    14. Re:Other bands to test... by rooster9 · · Score: 0

      Is your "rice in the pudding" line from some book or what? Or, are you just insane?

    15. Re:Other bands to test... by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      Or anything by N-sync , Not that it would cause any problems with the wings , but it may cause the pilot to bail out.

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    16. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot "Wings".

    17. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the original poster, but it's from Pink Floyd's The Wall.

    18. Re:Other bands to test... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1
      Lets not try "System of a down " though

      So did JFK Jr. listen to the Dead Kennedys when he put his plane in the drink?

    19. Re:Other bands to test... by mikael · · Score: 1

      Not forgetting "Don't Bring Me Down" by E.L.O.

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    20. Re:Other bands to test... by malhombre · · Score: 1

      And then the automatic signal when your pilot with the overhang smacks the tarmac anyway: "I fell in to a burning ring of fire...HELP...I went down,down,down...SOS...and the flames went higher...MAYDAY..."

    21. Re:Other bands to test... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I would guess that Crash Test Dummies are taboo.

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    22. Re:Other bands to test... by evenprime · · Score: 1
      Is your "rice in the pudding" line from some book or what? Or, are you just insane?
      • It is an obscure piece of dialog from the schoolmaster of a boys orphanage that was on used during the fade-out at the end of the song the Wall, part 2 off the Pink Floyd album The Wall. This is the song famous for the line "We don't need no education, we don't need no thought control"
      • It is the signature file of the grandparent, and was not part of their post.
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    23. Re:Other bands to test... by StarfishOne · · Score: 1


      Mr. Mr. - (Take these) Broken Wings. :D

    24. Re:Other bands to test... by jpostel · · Score: 1

      WINGS!!!

      LOL!

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    25. Re:Other bands to test... by dhakbar · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure he was making a joke about that laughable "metal" band, System of a Down.

      They suck like a septic pump.

    26. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Lynrd Skynrd

    27. Re:Other bands to test... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      Actually, the name of the song is "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2." And it's not really obscure, it's one of the most often played Pink Floyd songs of recent time, despite not being nearly as good as their really good songs.

    28. Re:Other bands to test... by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with flying in stall conditions? I mean, other than the stall horn on a Cessna 172? Cause that thing annoys the hell out of me.

    29. Re:Other bands to test... by greylion3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm guessing you watched 'Con Air' recently.
      (it's slightly a slightly rewritten line from that movie):

      "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

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    30. Re:Other bands to test... by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      If by "mixed company" you mean a group of normal people and people whose singing makes you want to stab your ears with an icepick so they feel better, then yes, I suppose you would.

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    31. Re:Other bands to test... by iwan-nl · · Score: 1

      GP said the piece of dialog is obscure. Not the song.

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    32. Re:Other bands to test... by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I hear that piece of dialog everytime I hear the song.

    33. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd wager that Pink Floyd's "Point me at the Sky" would be the best. :)

    34. Re:Other bands to test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about Paul McCartney & Wings - Jet?

    35. Re:Other bands to test... by kd5ujz · · Score: 1

      Umm, did you mean William Hung, or John Denver? :P

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    36. Re:Other bands to test... by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Lets see, there are two types of stalls:
      1. Power Off Stall.
      2. Power On Stall.
      Both involve Gravity, Planet Earth, and your back side. Now which song from the Grateful Dead do I play in my "Wings"?

    37. Re:Other bands to test... by Kalgash · · Score: 1

      Ahh ConAir... Is there any occasion for which this movie doesn't provide a quote?

  2. From the article by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    "All we can say is that Spiderbait performs better than Radiohead," said Mr Salmon.

    Only for the typical Auzzie who thinks tie-dying is fashionable.

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    1. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm shocked that it isn't Radiohead that comes out on top. After all, they have the greatest rock album of the last 20 years, remember (according to Rolling Stone).

      Of course, every RH song sounds like every other RH song, but what do trendy white college kids know.

    2. Re:From the article by Hecatonchires · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aussie. As in Aus tralia. And I don't own any tie-dye.

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    3. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lezzie. As in Lezbo. Oh, wait...

    4. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only for the typical Auzzie who thinks tie-dying is fashionable.

      You must be a typical American who can't spell and has wildly incorrect stereotypes about the rest of the world.

    5. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be a typical Slashbot who can't spell and holds wildly incorrect stereotypes about Americans.

    6. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There! Get him! Leave that so-called "irony" for the bloody commies, oops, i mean, goat-lovers.

    7. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you'll find he's making fun of old(er) Aussies who are more likely to be Spiderbait fans. Spiderbait is mainly a 90s band, and their last album puts it beyond doubt that their best years are behind them.

      That said, I don't think it was a very successful troll. I was a Spiderbait fan, and wouldn't have been caught dead in that 70s retro crap tie dye shit. Wannabe hippie bullshit...

    8. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the fuck is this modded insightful? Someone who really didn't like Radiohead might conceivably mod it funny for the sarcasm, but insightful?

    9. Re:From the article by rooster9 · · Score: 0

      ho. as in... hoser shut it.

    10. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other people are making jokes which are actually funny. You have chosen to be insulting to roughly 20 million people. How your comment ever managed to get a 'funny' tag I will never understand.

      And it's 'Aussie', you insensitive clod. At least when I call you an idiot I can spell it correctly!

      Idiot.

      -An Aussie

    11. Re:From the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How your comment ever managed to get a 'funny' tag I will never understand.

      It's precisely because you don't understand why it's funny that it is funny.

      20 million inhabitants? Come on now, you can't include cattle.

  3. Just hope.... by metricmusic · · Score: 5, Funny

    they don't play 'Crash and Burn' by Savage Garden.

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    1. Re:Just hope.... by DigitalHammer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      or "Exploder" by Audioslave. :)

    2. Re:Just hope.... by notb4dinner · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Then again, not playing 'Crash and Burn' by Savage Garden is a good idea in pretty much any situation.

    3. Re:Just hope.... by climb_no_fear · · Score: 1

      Or James Taylor's "Fire and Rain", although it's not really about a literal plane crash

    4. Re:Just hope.... by irokie · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or, y'know, anything by lynrd skynyrd, buddy holly, richie valenz or the big bopper...

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    5. Re:Just hope.... by wildsurf · · Score: 1

      Just wait til the first plane crash caused by a disconnected speaker wire.

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    6. Re:Just hope.... by Wheaties11 · · Score: 1

      Playing anything by Savage Garden would probably cause the plane to crash due to the pilot's sudden desire to die in a horrible plane crash.

  4. Obscure reference? by Zen+Punk · · Score: 0, Redundant

    from the fake-plastic-airlines dept

    I'm sorry, I don't get it. Enlighten me?

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    1. Re:Obscure reference? by lightyear4 · · Score: 2, Informative

      reference to the Radiohead song 'fake plastic trees.'

    2. Re:Obscure reference? by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      Radiohead had a "hit" with the song Fake Plastic Trees. Turning it into an aerofoil, however, produces less lift than some alternatives... just like the emotional response to the song.

    3. Re:Obscure reference? by The+Ur-Grue · · Score: 1

      "Fake Plastic Trees" is a Radiohead song.

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    4. Re:Obscure reference? by aaron_ds · · Score: 2, Informative
    5. Re:Obscure reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn Americans know nothing about good British music ... Grumble, Grumble...

    6. Re:Obscure reference? by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I've always thought it's the weakest song on The Bends.

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    7. Re:Obscure reference? by Zen+Punk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now look, you've gone and hurt his feelings. Can't you Cowards just get along?

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    8. Re:Obscure reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the ONLY song on that album that I don't like. And it's not that I don't like it. I cannot fuckin stand it. Rest of the album is auditory gold. Bullet proof I wish I was and Just are both perfect examples.

    9. Re:Obscure reference? by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      Radiohead:The Bends:Fake Plastic Trees

      Only on Slashdot could you ever see a song become part of a hierarchical view.

      But it's not a POSIX path, so I'm afraid you still don't win the "supernerd" prize.

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    10. Re:Obscure reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only on Slashdot could you ever see a song become part of a hierarchical view.

      Unless you, I don't know, organized your music. But I guess people only do that on slashdot.

    11. Re:Obscure reference? by Baddas · · Score: 1

      So like... /multimedia/audio/music/rock/radiohead/The\ Bends/Fake\ Plastic\ Trees/

      Or do I not understand POSIX paths?

    12. Re:Obscure reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I organise my music relationally, not hierarchically. Hierarchical databases were obsolete by the late 1970s.

    13. Re:Obscure reference? by gomoX · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you put your relationally organized music into a hyerarchical tree such as your filesystem?

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    14. Re:Obscure reference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (a) Aside: how the hell did you spell hierarchical wrongly replying to a post with the word in it?

      (b) Who says I'm using a hierarchical filesystem to organise my music? It's all in one directory of the cruddy filesystem.

      (c) Unix/Linux isn't a purely hierarchical filesystem. I could have symlinks and hardlinks to allow one file to appear in multiple directories, such as female-vocalist, german, dance.

    15. Re:Obscure reference? by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      I honestly have no idea how half of my music is organized. It's in iTunes, and it's searchable and sortable there. Since I don't listen to music in the Finder, so I don't care how my music is organized as long as it's in my home folder somewhere, so it [my music] gets backed up along with everything else.

      If I really need to find something, iTunes can show me where the file is, or Spotlight can.

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  5. Mr. Qantas aerospace engineer.. by lightyear4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... you are the wind beneath my wings.

    1. Re:Mr. Qantas aerospace engineer.. by nsasch · · Score: 1

      It's the wind over the wing that counts...

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    2. Re:Mr. Qantas aerospace engineer.. by drange_net · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to the Eurovision winner Fly on the wings of love from our Danish brothers?

  6. Numa Numa anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone has ever witnessed the Dragostea din Tei music video by Ozone you know that some fat beats can keep even the worst Romanian boy band in the air.

    1. Re:Numa Numa anyone? by Gobelet · · Score: 1

      I came, I watched, I laughed my ass off.

  7. Re:Is that because... by vga_init · · Score: 1
    Now you've now been successfully targetted by all of the l33t h4x0rz browsing /.

    Be afraid.

  8. new business model for the RIAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    From now on, every small aircarft owner must pay royalties to the RIAA. Otherwise RIAAAF rules of engagement will not apply.

  9. Re:As a pilot by madaxe42 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As a pilot, I think it's just fine. If you don't like it, don't use it. Oh by the way did you know that Boeing use a Linux supercomputer to help design their aircraft? And all the new in-flight entertainment systems are based around linux? And, oh, guess what, some new nav computers use.... you got it, Linux.

    Suggest you quit your job and start living in a cave, to avoid linux. Oh, maybe you already do, troll.

  10. I dunno... by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    filling wings with rock doesn't seem like such a good idea.

    1. Re:I dunno... by kramgr · · Score: 1, Funny

      It's OK if it's Light Rock.

    2. Re:I dunno... by Generic+Insanity · · Score: 3, Funny

      Better Rock than Heavy Metal.

    3. Re:I dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, rocks probably aren't a good idea. But imagine if they filled them up with something a bit more potent.

      Like fuel.

    4. Re:I dunno... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      They should especially avoid the Rolling Stones, otherwise they might get problems to keep their balance.

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    5. Re:I dunno... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it would help keep moss off of it

    6. Re:I dunno... by Ann+Elk · · Score: 1

      My Cessna 182 was built in 1978. It's wings are full of shag carpet and polyester.

    7. Re:I dunno... by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Flight 1979 to Funkytown now boarding.

  11. Re:As a pilot by Mazem · · Score: 0, Troll

    I've seen this troll before...

  12. Maybe taking this too far? by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It looks like they're thinking of building planes which rely on this technology:

    Mr Salmon said that if they could make small aircraft perform better at low speed, it should be possible to build planes with smaller wings, which would be lighter, less thirsty, and thus cheaper to fly.

    I can see the headlines already- "Airplane crashes due to smudged CD"

    More seriously, have they done studies comparing the frequency of the sound vs air pressure/density? It's possible that other bands would perform better at altitude- maybe they could finally find an appropriate place to play Wings cd's...

    1. Re:Maybe taking this too far? by Keichann · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the plane would burn up due to lack of shielding, and/or the pilots would die as a result of radiation poisoning, before they ever found an appropriate place to play Wings CDs...

    2. Re:Maybe taking this too far? by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      I don't think that this will normally fly with music. It's just the guy probably had some extra wind tunnel time and got a bit curious. Though you do raise a good point about prevailing weather conditions. Perhaps different frequencies give better or worse results depending on the outside weather.

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    3. Re:Maybe taking this too far? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      I reckon that the CDs provided enough of 'chaotic' sound pattern to test the idea out and it was quicker to put together than a piece of software to do the same job. This would probably also suggest more regular sounds waves, like sin-waves, just didn't achieve the expected results. The next step would be looking at the wave signals and understanding why one group works better than the other. Of course this is supisition based on the available information.

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  13. Next time I go flying by LupeSpywalper · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll bring my air guitar.

    1. Re:Next time I go flying by Tsugumi · · Score: 1
      You don't need it! Just fly Air Qatar.

      Sorry.

    2. Re:Next time I go flying by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Would that be an air guitar?

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  14. Hmm... by YeEntrancemperium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Will the plane explode if you blast some Necrophagist, Psycroptic, or Nile?

    1. Re:Hmm... by Wontsomebodypleaseth · · Score: 1

      LOL

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    2. Re:Hmm... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone else who knows necrophagist at slashdot!

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    3. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      someone else who knows psycroptic! w00t taswegia!

  15. Qantas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, Qantas. Always looking for new ways to keep their crash-safety record intact.

  16. Ride of the Valkyries by frinkacheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats why the helicoptors played Ride of the Valkyries in Apocalypse Now, it was to stop them stalling! You see, them yanks come up with all the best stuff. Except for sliced bread cuz that was invented here in good ol'Blighty.

    1. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Qantas == Australian Airline Company != Yankee Arline Company

    2. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by frinkacheese · · Score: 1

      Ride of the Valkyries is prior art, the Aussies nicked it.

    3. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by kramgr · · Score: 1

      QANTAS = Queensland And Northern Territories Aerial Services (Ltd.)

    4. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, when you look at it, the only discernable things that an American actually invented was Condensed Milk, everything else was just commercialised by them. Light bulb, radio, telephone, killing stuff with guns - all foreign inventions that were brought to commercial success in the US...

    5. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the most insanely wrong post I have ever read.

    6. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by ran-o-matic · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters quote for this troll - "I reject your reality and substitute my own."

    7. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by jpostel · · Score: 1

      Peanut Butter!

      And these tiny little transitors things that computer geeks always talk about.

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    8. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by nuOpus · · Score: 1

      Are you not including the fact that the computer industry took off because of the Americans?

      The very idea of computers were scoffed at as a home appliance by everyone at the time. Four AMERICANS started it all Gary Kildall who developed CP/M, Bill Gates who bought CP/M for cheap and sold it to IBM then created Microsoft and Steve Jobs and Wozniak(?) who put a pretty face on it all with their Apple corporation.

      Computers are the basis of any of the inventions that came from other countries which had its humble beginnings in the god blessed US of A.

      Edwin Armstrong invented three of the basic circuits underlying all modern radio, radar and television. This is something used by all countries as well.

      Matthias Baldwin and the steam engine which is inspiration for lots of things.

      Among other things invented first in the US here is a short list: the transistor, vaccume tubes, PLASTIC (And how would you brits have those big funny hats without american invented PLASTIC), nylon, peanut butter and the list goes on and on and on.

      Saying that the US did not invent anything aside from condensed milk just shows the lack of intelligence bestowed upon thee. We can't all be smart ... and I fully understand this. So, before bashing Americans why don't you be stupid somewhere else.

      Oh ... I forgot to add condensed milk and LOTS of other inventions.

    9. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by uberdave · · Score: 1

      I believe that those big funny hats are bear skin, not plastic.

    10. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      You realise that really is going to be my tagline from now on... =)

    11. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Ooooh... My attempt at trolling worked ;)

      Ok, let's re-analyse my post - I said that Americans are responsible for the commercialisation of products invented elsewhere in the world... Things you mention:

      Computers - invented by Charles Babbage, or the electronic version was invented during World War II at Bletchley Park... By a team of Brits.

      CP/M? That's not even an invention, there were OS's of almost comparable quality before then, true, it was a massive advancement, but I hardly call it a radical invention, more a variation/improvement on an already established idea.

      Nikola Tesla is recognised as having invented Radio communication, although I believe you're right in saying that Edwin Armstrong invented the regenerative circuit - I will have to concede that point. Radar was a British invention, just to point out.

      Steam Engine? STEAM ENGINE??? It's 2000 years old, invented by a Greek, I think it was Heron of Alexandria, I can't remember exactly. The US probably brought it to commercial success though =)

      Transistor - I thought William Shotley was English, turns out he was only born in London, then moved later in life. Technically a US invention, I suppose...

      Vacuum tubes - Nikola Tesla. 5 years before he set foot in America, says Wikipedia.

      Plastic? Alexander Parkes. Birmingham, England. (just a co-incidence so many from UK here, not indicitive of real world statistics) And big funny hats? What? I genuinely have no idea what you are talking about - Queen's Guard perhaps? No plastic there...

      Nylon - I thought that was a joint US-UK venture, done in a Chemistry lab by accident. Wikipedia tells me otherwise. I'll have to give you that one... Although it was a complete fluke of a discovery =) (troh-holl!)

      Peanut Butter? Australian. I can't find any evidence to counter this, but I haven't checked far - but I know that the Ozzies lay claim to that one.

      The list doesn't go on. Really, the US have not invented much - things are just brought into commercial success. It's not saying you don't spend enough on R&D, it's basically saying - stop claiming you invented everything you daft bastards! =)

      Oh, and condensed milk - turns out that although an American invented it, it was done in England ;)

    12. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by birge · · Score: 1

      You can argue America's going down the shitter in terms of recent innovation, but you're out of your mind if you think Americans aren't responsible for more than their fair share of invention, commercialization aside. Ok, so here's my list. Do your best with this one... :-)

      Integrated circuits
      Nuclear power
      Radar that actually works (heh heh)
      Nuclear magnetic resonance imaging and chemical analysis
      Color photography
      Liquid crystal displays
      Assless leather chaps
      Lightbulbs
      Long distance telegraphy, telephone and THE INTERNET (thank you, Al!)
      Television (sorry!)
      AC power distribution grid
      Graphical user interfaces
      Vacuum cleaner
      Adhesive tape
      Airbags
      Air conditioning
      The artificial heart
      Information theory and data compression
      The first working airplane

      It's not fair to dismiss the innovation to actually produce something in a commerically viable way. The idea for the automobile is pretty obvious, as is the idea of blowing something up to power a piston. In my opinion, the hard part is figuring out how to do that in a workable way that people can actually afford.

      Anyway, if your point is that Americans think too provincially about inventions, you're right. Nothing in the world can be credited to anything other than the cumulative effort of people from all over the world and all over time. You take away the contributions of most any country, and the world's a vastly inferior place.

    13. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Integrated circuits - Geoffrey Dummer of the British MoD, 1952!
      Nuclear power - Yeah, whatever - Hahn, Meitner and Strassner? Germans, 1938.
      Radar that actually works (heh heh) - The British. Not only did it work, but it won us WW1.
      Nuclear magnetic resonance imaging and chemical analysis - Sir Peter Mansfield - British...
      Color photography - French, 1826.
      Liquid crystal displays - DERA (UK) 60's.
      Assless leather chaps - Roman Empire?
      Lightbulbs - Thought you might fall for that one. Davy (Brit) invented the first, Heinrich Göbel invented the first modern design, Edison was after both of these...
      Long distance telegraphy, telephone and THE INTERNET (thank you, Al!) - Telephone was by an Italian, long range networks first developed... in the UK.
      Television (sorry!) - Logie Baird if you must (Scottish) or Paul Gottlieb Nipkow if you want to be specific.
      AC power distribution grid - What??? Nikola Tesla!
      Graphical user interfaces - forgetting the UK Radar light pen vector graphics system?
      Vacuum cleaner - British, turn of the century.
      Adhesive tape - 1937, London, UK.
      Airbags - Originally used in a British Airplane in the 40s
      Air conditioning - Faraday in the UK, or possibly Persia, 3000 years ago.
      The artificial heart - Thought this was South Africa, although that might be the first transplant...
      Information theory and data compression - Genuinely don't know this one. You may be right on that.
      The first working airplane - Nope, Italian by 50 years. You had the first "controlled powered flight of more than 50 feet". That's a world record, not an invention ;)

      Sorry, the US generally brings things to commercial success, prior art... Well, lets leave it at that ;)

    14. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by birge · · Score: 1

      Americans at the Naval Research Lab invented radar, though it wasn't very good. I wouldn't count that, but by your standards, Americans did indeed invent it. Though you are right that the Brits got it working first. I was wrong there.

      I think you're really stretching with the nuclear power. I say nuclear power, and you mention the first time anybody did something remotely related. For that matter, why not just credit the greeks with postulating the atomic theory? The first nuclear power plant was in America. The first time a self-sustaining reaction was made was in America. Just getting fission doesn't count. You're really desperate to prove your point if you credit the Germans with nuclear power.

      The French photography in 1826 was certainly not in color. Kodak was the first to figure out how to make color film. Apparently you don't understand the difference between an experiment and an invention. An invention is, by it's very nature, a commercializable notion. Something you can MAKE. Just dicking around with something and getting to work once doesn't account for much in the world, and you can probably find people all over the world who have independently mucked around with all manner of preliminary ideas. Such people are a dime a dozen. Hell, I can make an internal compbustion engine. It's an obvious idea. But mine won't perform very well, and it won't be manufacturable.

      Above all, you've mostly just tried to convince me of the fact that the British are effete stooges who can't follow through on a goddam thing. (I don't really think that, but apparently you do if you think they invented half the stuff that they are now forced to get from other places.) The question is why, if so much was experimented with outside America, did it take Americans to actually make good on it? I don't think this has anythign to do with American intelligence (which is, after all, imported) but from our system of government, or what used to be our system of government. It's very hard to produce new things when you're crippled by big government and expensive social engineering. Of course, we're well on our way to figuring that out as we spend increasing portions of our GDP on the federal government while we send away all of our manufacturing ability. So there's really no point in bragging about our past; it just makes our present and future all the more stupid and depressing.

      Also, supersonic flight and digital audio.

    15. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      Ok, sorry about the photography thing - I didn't see the word colour, never mind ;)

      To other things though, I don't think America is a bad place, a lot of Americans are great people, but your Political system and the way that corporations have so much power over the people is just plain wrong. I'm not saying we have it right, but at least all of our major political parties agree on the need for a National Free Health Service, regardless of how shitty it is.

      Neither do I think that the British invented everything - we invented quite a bit, sure, but it's mainly other countries that invented the useful things in life, and generally didn't suceed in publicising them - we Europeans seem to be very bad at that...

      I think the thing that annoys me most is the US Governments stance on nuclear weapons - your country is the only country to have ever used a nuclear weapon on people, yet it seems to control the worlds nuclear policies, regardless of the IAEA... Hopefully now after the cold war, we might see your people see patriotism for the thing it is - sack o'crap. Scary thing is, patriotism is on the up in the UK :S

      Oh, and supersonic flight - Chuck Yeager's team stole the British's design - we had a working design long before the US, but you guys stole it... Sorry! No idea about digital audio - but that's a REALLY bad idea anyway, from my point of view - have we not got a polluted enough spectrum as it is?

    16. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by birge · · Score: 1

      I'm not very happy with our political system right now, either. It seems to be it used to be much better, with far less government, and less corporate influence on what there was.

      We'll debate forever on health care, I'm afraid! I'm for it, of course, but not by the government and not by force. Not all things that are good to do are good for the government to do; I still have a bit of trouble with the idea of forced charity, especially when it's the government that does both the forcing and the implementation. I'd feel a little better about being forced to pay for my fellow American's health care if it weren't the government administering the health care. If you have any words of wisdom to make me feel better about being forced to pay the healthcare costs of people 3000 miles away from me, especially given the inefficient way they are probably going to spend my money, I'd honestly like to hear them. Lord knows it's going to happen when Hillary takes the White House in 2008, and I'd just like to feel better about the inevitable. To help you understand my frustration, imagine if you had to help pay for the French healthcare system. That's pretty much how I feel about the prospect of paying for some of New Mexico's healthcare. And believe me, under social medicine I would have to.

      You totally have us on the nuclear weapons thing, at least in terms of our unfair domination of the policy landscape. But I don't think we should have points taken against us for using them. We didn't start WWII, and as much as I admire the Japanese and respect them, Hirohito screwed them, not us. Would YOU have preferred that our parents/grandparents have had to fight for every last inch of Japan? It's quite possible you and/or I wouldn't even be here were it not for US use of nukes. Granted, it seems selfish as heck to put civilian lives over soldiers', but remember that the vast majority of our soldiers in WWII were civilians before the Japanese and German governments decided to declare war on us. I wish it didn't have to happen, but I don't think we should be given demerits on the world stage for using nuclear weapons to end a war we didn't start.

    17. Re:Ride of the Valkyries by dotwaffle · · Score: 1

      You know what, what you've written not only makes sense, but has also convinced me a little... Everything apart from the "living x000 miles away, why should I care" statement, but careful pummelling will challenge that ;)

  17. Isn't this just an example of dither? by kjoonlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If added noise makes the flight smoother, isn't this dither?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dither

    1. Re:Isn't this just an example of dither? by noidentity · · Score: 1

      "If added noise makes the flight smoother, isn't this dither?"

      I don' follow; where's the quantization step?

  18. Re:As a pilot by drgonzo59 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think Boeing's flight control computer is based of Integrity-178B by Green Hills that uses a separation kernel. In fact there is LynxSecure, AESecure, VxWorks and LynxOS-178 but Integrity-178B is by far the one with the smallest separation kernel thus the more secure one. Because it can be mathematically proved that it is correct (does what it is supposed to do and nothing more or else),so anything with 500,000 lines (think Linux kernel) is no good for that, need something that is no more than a couple of thousand lines and it still can take up to 2 years to complete the verification process.

    So what do you do if ya want complex and sofisticated system calls that the Integrity-178B doesn't provide? Well, use another real-time os on top of Integrity-178B or make it part of Integrity-178B but run it in user mode. So all the drivers are really in user mode in such a system. This all is needed so that no single program if corrupted can hang the system. (Trust me you don't want an airliner's computer to freeze with a BSoD or with a Oops!-Kernel Panic while in mid-air).

    Another side note, FAA actually has a concrete limit on the failure due to software. So something like no more than once out of tens of millions of flight hours a plane full of people is allowed to completely crash and burn because of a software problem and have everyone on board die a horrible and painfull death and that would be perfectly "ok" with FAA. So the requirements to certify a system (OS) to fly a plane are very stringent. Linux doesn't even come close. It might be good enough to play music though...

  19. So take by batkiwi · · Score: 2, Funny

    These broken wings
    And learn to fly again, learn to live so free

    1. Re:So take by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 1

      Curse you, now I have to go around singing Mr. Mister all day. I am so tortured.

  20. Ladies & Gentlemen, this is your Captain speak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He found that music also works, having tested Spiderbait and Radiohead...

    We appear to have stalled, and will now commence emergeny procedures by playing Radiohead through the wings of the aircraft.

    While you are now no longer going to die, you can listen to some music for people who wish they could just.

    Thank you and have an unhappy day.

  21. Re:As a pilot by Amouth · · Score: 0, Troll

    is he the one with the +5 smack the shit out of one's own karma hammer?? because if it is...

    HE STOLE IT FROM ME :)

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  22. Just like birds? by psoriac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I may be talking out of my ass here, but don't bird wings do the same thing when their feathers ruffle as air passes over them? Wouldn't this ruffling be the same as the vibration described in the article?

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    I browse Slashdot at +3, Funny
    1. Re:Just like birds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The singing sound that (mute) swan wings make may be an instance of this effect.

  23. I hate to be informative, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trolls live under bridges, not in caves.

    1. Re:I hate to be informative, but... by fLameDogg · · Score: 1
      Trolls live under bridges, not in caves.

      Unless, of course, there is a cave under the bridge. Those trolls have it made.

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  24. Musical wings by jcater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is a well known phenomenon. The question is how much energy is being used to get this reduction in drag?

    Where does this energy come from? Either APUs, or more powerful main engines... which are heavier... which means bigger wings...

    1. Re:Musical wings by thesupraman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >This is a well known phenomenon. The question is how much energy is being used to get this reduction in drag?
      >Where does this energy come from? Either APUs, or more powerful main engines... which are heavier... which means bigger wings...

      Of course, if the effect they were discussing was a reduction in drag you may well have a point, since reducing the low speed stall of the wing was the actual effect I guess you missed the mark a little.

      But of course, this is a well know effect. The sound produces surface turbulence in the zone where the laminar flow breaks down, and helps to keep the flow attached to a slightly higher angle of attack.
      Generally 'tripwires', surface steps, and small turbulator fins are used for this effect, however they operate at fixed positions. This system is a little more general, although comes at an energy (and indeed drag) cost.

      An interesting approach would be to detect the development of stall and hit the vibration generators then, which would work great except it is very hard to re-attach flow once it breaks down, and very hard to detect stall before the flow detaches.

      All in all, someone with a media connection has decided to ride a bit of common knowledge, good on them.

    2. Re:Musical wings by jcater · · Score: 1

      If the flow is turbulent, then surely just about any technique that adds energy to the boundary layer is going to delay separation?

    3. Re:Musical wings by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1

      The tripwire type devices do indeed help prevent separation by inducing a turbulent boundary layer, but at a price. Momentum transfer across a turbulent boundary layer is much greater than across a laminar one. This translates directly to drag. So, by transforming your laminar flow to turbulent to prevent separation, you're also increasing drag by a significant amount.

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  25. Spiderbait website FYI. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. 70's all the way by yfkar · · Score: 2

    How about Pigs on the Wing?

  27. Probably a similar phenomenon by Jubedgy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Probably a similar phenomenon to adding air blowers on wings. By blowing air out of the top of the wings and into air flowing over them you can have the flow stay attached on the wing much, much longer. This reduces the cross-sectional area of the turbulence and greatly reduces the induced drag.

    I suspect that both methods work by adding kinetic energy to the flow, but IANAAE.

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    1. Re:Probably a similar phenomenon by anubi · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I am very curious if they played white noise instead of music, if the results would have been similar.

      Could it be as simple as rerouting engine noise back to perturb or dither the airflow on the wings be sufficient?

      Or maybe one would have to tune the spectral content of the noise for the flight condition of the moment?

      Interesting observation, but I am not one to wanna make anything more complicated than it needs to be.

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      "Prove all things; hold fast that which is good." [KJV: I Thessalonians 5:21]

    2. Re:Probably a similar phenomenon by Chris+Snook · · Score: 3, Informative

      Blowers aren't half as good as vacuum pumps. If you microperforate the upper leading edge and attach a vacuum pump underneath that section of wing, you can get a wing performance boost as high as 50%. Still experimental, but don't be surprised if you see it before too long.

      The significance of this has nothing to do with adding kinetic energy to the flow, and everything to do with adding small-scale irregularities to it. It's the same reason why golf balls are dimples, why putting a little sand in the top coat of paint on your racing yacht will make it go faster (they have more sophisticated techniques for this now), and why sharks' bumpy skin actually helps them glide more smoothly through the water. The irregularity creates a thicker boundary layer, though I admit I don't know why, which makes it easier for flow to stay attached.

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    3. Re:Probably a similar phenomenon by hazee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cool! When you land, you can then play air hockey on the wings!

    4. Re:Probably a similar phenomenon by jbengt · · Score: 1

      The irregularities cause a thinner boundary layer.
        There is a point of least pressure long the top of the wing. As the air passes that point, the pressure begins to increase. At some point, the slow moving air in the boundary layer doesn't have enough momentum to overcome this pressure gradient. Creating small scale turbulence within the boundary layer causes mixing with the higher velocity airstreams outside of the boundary layer, bringing more momentum into the boundary layer. More momentum means the air can travel farther along the curve of the wing without separating.

    5. Re:Probably a similar phenomenon by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      "It's the same reason why golf balls are dimples, why putting a little sand in the top coat of paint on your racing yacht will make it go faster"

      So why do they make airplane wings smooth? What's wrong with trying to make a sharkskin wing surface? Does fabric work better than fiberglass in this respect? Would the increased stall resistance increase drag?

  28. Pump the wings full of Aphex Airlines by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    Aphex Twin was commissioned to do a track for Virgin Airlines, which ended up being called "Aphex Airlines", but it ended up being rejected because he decided to end the track with what sounds like a plane's engines cutting out, followed by a nose dive (and something resembling praying). It's also far from melodic (it's damn close to a detuned radio) and had virtually no chance of being accepted for any commercial purposes. Sort of like the Family Learning Channel spots in "Rejected", you just get the feeling he didn't WANT this to get off the ground.

    Wouldn't it be ironic indeed if it helped keep planes in the air?

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Pump the wings full of Aphex Airlines by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Being an AFX story, that has a high likelihood of being totally bogus. But then that's half the fun innit? :)

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      -mkb
    2. Re:Pump the wings full of Aphex Airlines by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

      That's why I documented it with a link, so you wouldn't think I was making it up myself. I was listening to the track as I posted though, so my description is my own.

      Mal-2

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      How is the Riemann zeta function like Trump rallies? Both have an endless number of trivial zeros.
  29. Re:As a pilot by metricmusic · · Score: 1

    Your post about aircraft OSes and in-flight system crashes reminds me of an hilarious old thread I remember reading here.

    Here's the link to the topic that talks about the OS in the f22.

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  30. Notice grandparent never mentioned flight control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In-flight enterntainment an navigation. Thanks for the info, but it doesn't contradict the grandparent post in any way.

  31. Re:As a pilot by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

    "it can be mathematically proved that it is correct (does what it is supposed to do and nothing more or else)"

    How does the RTOS actually know what it is supposed to do? I would think that some actual application code that runs on it would define what the system does.
    If the this Operating System lets you run Turing-complete code, won't it run into the halting problem when trying to find out if that code does something correct or not? I don't think you can mathematically predict what any computer system will do if it is allows you to some basic things, like run real programs!

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  32. Fragile by Basehart · · Score: 1

    Yes, it seems music may get us to the stars after all!

    1. Re:Fragile by periol · · Score: 1

      only if the plane gets high first. they should have a pothead section right next to the wings, with headphones.

  33. Re:As a pilot by clymere · · Score: 1

    I'm no expert in this area, but a few things that should probably be mentioned: The linux kernel is modular. It is very easy to strip away the "fat" and only run the small portions of it you actually need. A navigation system isn't going to need the driver for my wacom tablet, or subsystems to control Speedstep with, for example. And also, there are I belive several tweaked real-time versions of Linux, which are even MORE stripped down, and do exactly the sort of things you are describing...the kinds of things you want a RTOS for.
    I'm not tryong to say Linux has its place everywhere. Its very possible, liekly even that this OS you have just mentioned is still superior to Linux for this application in a dozen different ways. I just felt the need to mention that two of your main points don't neccesarily apply to the Linux kernel.
    People who write this kind of software can probably explain to me a multitude of reasons why it makes no sense at all to even use Linux as a starting point, and i trust anyone working on something so mission-critical to know what they're doing.

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  34. Re:As a pilot by che.kai-jei · · Score: 1

    mod paarent-Up

    valid rebuttal to a the green hills astro turfing!

    while i dont believe a stock linux kernel should be allowed to fly a plane or even co ordinate control systems... ..i am offended by an entrenched aerospace and defence contractor which relies on congressional cronyism to keep its position that regularly spouts ant-embedded linux FUD [with the terrorists use open sourse ! the russians will get us etc. in places where linux is actually appropriate competition i might add] astro-turfing slashdot with obvioulsy in correct arguments.
    so mod parent up and try to mod that clown down.

  35. Erm.. Kid A? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Of course, every RH song sounds like every other RH song, but what do trendy white college kids know.


    You've never listened to Kid A, have you?

    If you were talking about Coldplay I'd agree completley, but you should listen to Kid A before saying that about Radiohead.
    1. Re:Erm.. Kid A? by asit+ler · · Score: 1

      Also, OK Computer sounds completely different from, say, Hail to the Thief.

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  36. Stalls are not the only thing alleviated by music by techsoldaten · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It's nice when science can agree with the things we already know to be true. Music is a great way to overcome more than stalls in aircraft engines. The right song can bring you right back to the moment you first heard it, make time stand still and everything seem alright until the time it ends (and you want to hear it again).

    The right song can melt a woman in your arms, make a bad date suddenly go right, turn a night of monotony into a night of romance. When I turn on that Barry White and the moment is just right, the lights go down and...

    oh wait...

    sorry, forgot this was Slashdot. This kind of talk has no place here.

    *ducking*

    M

  37. Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    My cousin had a similar idea 20 years ago. We attached bees to a plane's wings and the buzz really helps.

    Besides, with enough bees we could even get VTOL.

    The only problem is making all bees fly in one direction. We are trying to tame them and teach them to act like eskimo dogs, but it's been hard.

    The flower-ahead-of-the-plane trick works for some time, but they get bored real fast. OTOH, when my cousin walks ahead of the plane, they fly it for hours trying to get to him.

    Maybe it's like that duckling thing they made a film about. Oh, it's so cute!

    1. Re:Prior art. by nietsch · · Score: 1

      I am sure you have seen the site where they (aledgedly, I've never seen one fly) glue black or blue flies to the wings of a very tiny airplane? You put the flies in the fridge for a few minutes to paralise them, when they warm up they begin to move/fly again.

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    2. Re:Prior art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What??

      Flies don't fly because they make sounds! They fly because they have wings.

      Dumbass.

    3. Re:Prior art. by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

      Try this if your having problems

  38. The big question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... does it run on linux?

  39. I have no idea what you are talking about. Dithering applies to signal *processing* (input -> process -> output). The presented concept doesn't mean "sampling the original wing flapping, adding a signal and applying the end result again to the wings", it just means "adding a signal to the wing". You don't even have the means to start fresh with the "applying" part, since you can't control all of the wing movement.

    Could you elaborate your idea?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I don't get it either. Dither in signal processing, or even physical shape, would be a different concept than "induced vibration from sound reducing the critical angle of attack of an airfoil."

      So I'd say "No, this is not dither."

      The other phenomenon I am just as curious about though - is how did his question get modded "+5, Insightful"? I mean, "+3 Interesting", maybe... but unless I am totally missing something in the wikipedia description of "dither" I don't see how it was terribly insightful.

      New /. modding rule- Ask question, link to Wikipedia, get modded +5?

      {sigh}

  40. Re:Stalls are not the only thing alleviated by mus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Music is a great way to overcome more than stalls in aircraft engines.

    RTFA. The article is talking about a stalling wing, Bernouli's principle of lift and laminar flow, not a stalling engine.

  41. Re:As a pilot by CaptainFork · · Score: 2, Funny

    So whenever they build a new airport, you have to recompile the kernel? And you have to check the airport data by hand to make sure it has no trojans. You always do that right? And and and... you only agree to tell air traffic control your position if they agree that if they tell anyone else your position, they have to quote the entire GPL too. Enough trolling for now.

  42. Re:As a pilot by CaptainFork · · Score: 2, Funny
    One more... If GNU/Linux is to be used in aeroplanes I'm glad it was written by Linus Torvalds and not Richard Stallman.

    OK, I'm really stopping now.

  43. Song not to test: by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    April Wine "Crash and Burn"

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  44. Spiderbait (slightly O/T) by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    I never heard of Spiderbait until just now, because I suspect that at the age of 33 that I've unwittingly moved underneath a rock, but thanks to some... um... research, I find that they are pretty good!

    Any other examples of small-aircraft-saving music that you guys enjoy?

    1. Re:Spiderbait (slightly O/T) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you like Radiohead and Spiderbait, sounds like you'll probably like (the Australian radio station) Triplej. It can be listed to over the net, and its yearly top 100 various CD's are pretty good... A band which has consitantly done well in its top 100 competition (as in first place for a few years in a row) is "Powderfinger".

      You might also like the bands "Silverchair", "Something for Kate", "George", and "Grinspoon" for other Australian alternative music.

    2. Re:Spiderbait (slightly O/T) by zaren · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I concur. I'd never heard of them before this (but have heard of Radiohead, and think they're overrated), so I hit the iTunes music store and checked out their Spiberbait samples, and found them quite good. Better still that I found out I still had two free downloads, so I burned them on Spiderbait. Who'd have thought I'd ever get *musical* advice from slashdot...

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    3. Re:Spiderbait (slightly O/T) by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Personally, I was kinda dissapointed to find that their cover of "Black Betty" sounds nothing like their other work... Eh, I bought the album anyway. :)

  45. Dithering was in the dictionary well before IS by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    Aside from colloquial usage, it is an oft-used mechanical engineering term.

  46. smaller wings? by planetary+gear · · Score: 2, Insightful

    heh, in one breath they say how it could improve safety by making current plane designs have a larger margin for error under stall conditions. But then at the end they suggest that with this technology installed a plane might need smaller wings. If you make the wings smaller then you remove that larger safety margin and get a plane no safer than they are now. Like any new safety tech, once people start to expect it to work it stops improving safety. Like anti-lock brakes. Saved many lives when people still drove as if they weren't there, but now people drive even more recklessly and know that the anti-lock will probably save them if they have to slam stop in a hurry.

    1. Re:smaller wings? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? If you pump the brakes (like you should've been doing before anti-lock) you lose all the anti-lock goodness. If anything they're getting safer now that people are unlearning the bad habits from before.

      But what's wrong with taking something that's been established at an acceptable level of safety and achieving that same level of safety a different way that allows an improvement in performance? Would you rather we go back to rail travel at the same speed as it used to be when trains were powered by wood burning steam boilers, only with all the improvements in safety since then? or just not make any improvements at all?

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    2. Re:smaller wings? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's referring to the fact that people used to drive with more distance between them and the next car because it took longer for you to come to a stop. At first ABS padded the safety margin, but then tailgating became more frequent as people began to expect ABS to save them, making it no safer than we were before ABS. Generally, a feature that enhances performance can enhance either the safety margin or efficiency.

  47. Re:As a pilot by ZarkOmicron · · Score: 2, Informative

    The idea is not to predict what the system can be used to do, but rather what each individual system call can do. There would not be a way to invoke a system call to do arbitrary things. If a user level program implemented something that ran into the halting problem, that would not keep the kernel from servicing other user level programs. I believe the primary trade-off of this type of kernel is probably performance, which in this scenario is certainly worth sacrificing (up to a point) for stability.

  48. Instead of sound in the wings... by FlyByPC · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...how about an improved stall-onset-warning device that hits the pilot upside the head and yells "AIRSPEED, YA FOOL!" in his/her ear?

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    Paleotechnologist and connoisseur of pretty shiny things.
    1. Re:Instead of sound in the wings... by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      That is pretty much what a stall warning horn does...

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      Oh well, what the hell...
  49. Re:As a pilot by cduffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, this particular point is valid -- not specifically applied to Linux, but in general.

    Proving algorithms has been part of *real* computer science for decades, and is part of what separates the actual "computer science" folks from the programmers (and the real computer science universities from those which are actually just glorified trade schools).

    I'm saying this as a programmer; I don't prove my algorithms personally, but I respect those that do.

  50. Iron Butterfly by warthog442 · · Score: 4, Funny

    We tried this years ago, but the plane would only stay up for 17 minutes and 2 seconds, wierd...

  51. Re:As a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mathematically proving a kernel if possible is irrelvant as you will be running prgrams on it which will invalidate howveer complete the kernel is.

  52. Re:As a pilot by drgonzo59 · · Score: 4, Informative
    It is not quite the halting problem.

    Imagine that you have a 3 line program that computes the absolute value of some input x say {if(x>=0) abs=x; else abs=-x; return abs;}. Ok do you think you'll be able to write another program that will verify that this program works correctly?

    You would look at it and perhaps see that it has one branch. We give it inputs such that both paths in the branch are taken and then you look at the output and see if it is what you want it to be, and _also_ you look at all the rest of the memory and make sure that it didn't change. Maybe give it some extreme values, like the maximums and minimums and then also look at output and the _whole_ memory.

    Then can you do the same for a 'for' loop that computes a dot product. You just give the program the known input then at every iteration look for some loop invariants and also check the rest of the memory that shouldn't be affected that it is indeed not affected and then check the output.

    Also this means that the code itself has to be written in a certain way in order for its correctness to be checked easily. That means that a lot of nested 'if's are not a good idea, so they try to reduce the branching as much as possible and modularize the program. It is the burden of the software developers to submit their code for certification and pass before it is accepted by FAA or DoD.

    This actually can be reduced to the SAT problem, which runs in exponential time (but there are ways to take shortcuts in some of the cases).

    I would think that some actual application code that runs on it would define what the system does.

    First though before you even let any application code run you have to make sure that no single appliation will ever take control of the memory and cpu for more than it's allowed share. That is what the separation kernel does. You run this small provem and scrutinized piece of code (note: you also need specialized hardware to make sure it will work) that makes absolutely sure (up to a margin of error) that no application will take more than its share of resourses. So if one application crashes it will not crash the system, instead the rest of the machine will continue to work. So that is why sometimes they will run two RTOSes on top of each other with the first being Integrity-178B that will make sure the other OSes on top are partitioned and separated and allocated only a given share of resourses.

  53. Re:As a pilot by drgonzo59 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The point of having a kernel that is proven to work right (up to a margin of error) is for it to prevent other programs to hog or take control of the cpu or other resourses. Here even drivers are considered external programs. Then of course each application provider, which might be different than the OS developers, will have to submit its application to be certified.

  54. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Copulation with a horse, while hilarious, doesn't make for good pRon!

    Goggles - do nothing.

  55. Wing freeze solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't this be much more useful for removing ice from wings? THAT would be a nice safety feature because the pilot could just hit play and ice would fly of his wings. I think I saw once that they were testing to produce a shock wave somewhere in the wings structure to shake of the ice with the blast. I guess you don't really want to bang the wings with anything. I would if it was the last resource, but doing it with music would solve this more elegantly.

  56. Vortex Generators by Nick+Driver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A popular aftermarket wing mod is vortex generators... little pieces of metal or plastic carefully positioned at stretegic intervals along the top of the wing skin, usually just a little ways aft of the leading edge. This induces vortices in the airflow to help keep the boundary layer across the top of the wing from separating off from the surface, and thus lowers the stalling speed by some small amount.

    I am a pilot who flies my own small plane and prefer to simply keep my airspeed up to avoid stalling the wings, and keep the music in my headsets. An iAudio X5 mp3 player fed thru a set of Lightspeed Thirty 3G ANR headsets while you're flying is a great experience. ...and yes one of the very first times I took off with music playing just had to be with Steppenwolf's Magic Carpet Ride, as I was haulin' ass down the runway thru rotation and climb-out (ST:First Contact reference).

    1. Re:Vortex Generators by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1

      I've got a pait of the 20K and a pair of 25XL - a bit dated, I know... but man, I love my lightspeeds... :)

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    2. Re:Vortex Generators by HermanAB · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I remember that lots of expensive reasearch was done to Remove vortexes from the wing surface, by drilling little holes in the wings and sucking the unstable air away, in order to improve laminar flow. Obviously it didn't work so well, if people are now going the other way.

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      Oh well, what the hell...
    3. Re:Vortex Generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mods, how the hell was this insightful? Sheesh. Well, once I was in a plane and listening to really cool music. There, mark me Insightful.

    4. Re:Vortex Generators by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      David Clarke's Forever! At least, if you don't want noise cancelation. It is easier to execute a proper loop or roll when you can hear the engine. ^_^

    5. Re:Vortex Generators by cameldrv · · Score: 1

      The reason some planes have Vortex Generators is to make the air turbulent rather than in the boundary layer. As the air goes down the wing, at some point it's going to become turbulent, no matter how smooth you make the wing. You can't make it perfect, and the imperfections add up at some point to turbulence. At the point on the wing that this happens, you have the "boundary layer", which is the boundary between laminar and turbulent flow. The problem is that air in the boundary layer produces more drag than either laminar or turbulent flow. Furthermore, the boundary layer tends promote the flow detaching from the surface of the wing. If you put Vortex Generators just before where the boundary layer would naturally occur, you kick it into fully turbulent flow without the boundary layer.

    6. Re:Vortex Generators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words and a letter: Bose Aviation Headset X

    7. Re:Vortex Generators by IceFoot · · Score: 1

      "I am a pilot who flies my own small plane and prefer to simply keep my airspeed up to avoid stalling the wings, and keep the music in my headsets."

      You're the kind of pilot I want in the cockpit when I'm travelling.

      Not the kind of pilot who would say, "Um, dude, I think we might be stalling. Which music you wanna play in the wings?"

    8. Re:Vortex Generators by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Again, they are noise canceling. I like to hear the engine.

  57. Unstoppable! by AdamReyher · · Score: 1

    We should get the military on this right away. Pump nothing but "The One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater" through the wings, and our planes will be unstoppable!

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    The Computations of AdamR
    http://www.adamreyher.com
  58. Re:Just hope.... Denver by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Don't forget John Denver, you insensitive clod!

    I for one welcome our singing wing aircraft overlords.

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    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  59. So... by 80sCartoons.net · · Score: 1

    So, there might actually be a use for Winger's music after all?

  60. Flapping by nigelvthomas · · Score: 1

    In effect the wings are flapping, on a very very small scale.

  61. Speaking as a pilot by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is very impractical (surprise!). What if you are in a region of flight where only the generated sound was keeping your plane in the air? Then you have an electrical failure. You fall like a brick. The ignition systems are already isolated from the main electrical system and fully end-to-end redundant specifically because of concern over electrical failures.

    Also, it would pose engineering problems. Aircraft like the C172 I fly have wings that are specifically designed to stall in a very particular way. It's wings stall from the inside out, so that aileron control is maintained as long as possible. In fact, despite my repeated attempts, I've never been able to get into a stall deep enough for the ailerons to stop working. The point is that sound transducers would change all of this high precision engineering. What would happen if a single speaker went out? Would the plane go into an irrecoverable barrel roll?

    Also, stalls really aren't that big a deal if you know your ass from a hole in the ground. The people who get into trouble with stalls are idiot doctors who bought their fancy Cirruses and flying lessons at the same time and never give flying the respect it truly deserves. But that is another story.

    1. Re:Speaking as a pilot by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "The point is that sound transducers would change all of this high precision engineering. "

      Here's a hint...don't turn on the music then!

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    2. Re:Speaking as a pilot by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Um... glide ratios? The only time I ever see a Cessna fall like a ton of bricks is with 40 degrees of flaps.

    3. Re:Speaking as a pilot by rcw-home · · Score: 1, Troll
      Aircraft like the C172 I fly have wings that are specifically designed to stall in a very particular way... high precision engineering...

      Very funny. Any roughly rectangular wing will stall from the inside out. It's only when the wing is tapered more strongly than an ellipse that you risk stalling at the tips first. To further minimize the risk of the tips stalling, the wingtips are usually angled down (washed out) a couple degrees (compared to the rest of the wing) or they incorporate a different airfoil at the tip that stalls a few degrees later.

      What would happen if a single speaker went out? Would the plane go into an irrecoverable barrel roll?

      You could easily prevent just one speaker from going out at a time by wiring opposing panels in series.

      What would happen is the plane would revert to its old dynamics. The five degrees past normal stall AOA mentioned in the article would put you into a fairly deep stall, but if your plane was otherwise properly designed, you'd still have authoritative rudder control, certainly enough to keep any yaw momentum down until you can nose the plane over.

      Also, stalls really aren't that big a deal if you know your ass from a hole in the ground.

      Many pilots have stalled a wingtip on their landing approach by banking too tightly to make a turn, while trying to maintain altitude, while going too slowly for the wings to generate the extra lift required for that maneuver. Because one wing is already moving slower than the other, it generally puts you in a spin that you won't have altitude to recover from. You could say those pilots don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, but at that point it really is a matter of semantics.

      Why are you, as a pilot of a certified aircraft, worried about new things, anyway? You might as well own a car in Cuba.

    4. Re:Speaking as a pilot by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Would not a reduction in stall speed improve short-field handling if needed? And your comment about high precision engineering also seems problematic. It's entirely possible that the handling characteristics would be almost identical, abet simply at a slightly slower speed.

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    5. Re:Speaking as a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh. It's pretty damn hard to get a Cessna to stall, spin, or fall like a brick. Even if you dump full flaps in, stall, and leave it alone, it will recover itself (unless you have the sonovabitch trimmed up as far as you can). Cessna makes incdidibely stable aircraft. If you manage to screw something up while flying one of them, you're an idiot and shouldn't be flying in the first place.

    6. Re:Speaking as a pilot by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      fly uncoordinated in cold air and do a power on stall. Feels like cutting the cable on an elevator. Great fun, actually.

    7. Re:Speaking as a pilot by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      Would not a reduction in stall speed improve short-field handling if needed?

      Actually that would be the very worst situation for that kind of technology from a safety standpoint. Transducer gives out, and you suddenly find yourself in a departure stall. A departure stall will KILL you. No altitude, no airspeed, just about the time you are supposed to be clearing the trees at the end of the strip.

    8. Re:Speaking as a pilot by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Of course, ANY time you're operating near the edges of the flight envelope practically ANY failure will tend to have serious and potentially dramatic consequences. But my original point was more towards making, say, an emergency landing at a short field. In which case having a bit of extra margin in hand might make the difference between being able to make a successful landing... or not.

      It could also be useful in carrier ops, where anything that reduces your relative "crash" speed may be a good thing.

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      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
    9. Re:Speaking as a pilot by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      That was more or less the point of my post, only stated in a more humerous fasion (or at least, that was the intention).

  62. Faith and Re:Mr. Qantas aerospace engineer.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Music: do the lyrics make a difference? Or no instruments at all? Please don't use the phrase "Flying in on a wing and a prayer" or the Intelligent Design folks will get the White House to fund Faith-Based Aviation. Oh, wait, that's what the Space Shuttle has become...

    -- Professor Jonathan Vos Post

  63. Aliens already have this! by jpostel · · Score: 1

    Why do you think you hear the humming when the flying saucers come down?

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    Ummm, Jon, aren't you supposed to be dead...? - Otter(3800)
  64. The Day the Music Died by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Bopper shouldn't have taken that break between songs ...

  65. Musical Wings? by mctee155 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Now I am all about playing games at parties but the thought of playing musical wings seems too dangerous.

    "Hey where's Tommy?"
    "He got sucked into the turbines during the last round."

  66. Re:As a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're so right, you never have to do anything like this in windows. I mean, you never have to do any complex editing of registries, or ini/inf files... I mean hell the windows resource kit isn't full of command line utilities to fix the problems only the gui can cause... right?

    Sell some more stupid somewhere else.

  67. Re:Stalls are not the only thing alleviated by mus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >turn a night of monotony into a night of romance.

    You mean monogamy?

  68. Why UFOs always have that humming noise by freshfromthevat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now we know why all the flying saucers have that bizarre humming noise! Outstanding!

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    .. Blub falls right in the middle of the abstractness continuum. -- Paul Graham
  69. The Corrs!!! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Uhm, maybe not, watching the Corrs is not likely to stall anything...might even speed it up to the discomfort of your "wing man"...

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  70. I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would this work with model airplanes?

  71. Holy X-files thing, Batman. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) To the first poster: Indeed, I seem to remember that fly thing vaguely, but was unaware of it when I posted the comment. Your memory is amazing. As a side note, and however worthless a fly might be, causing suffering is definitely a bad thing (TM).

    2) To the poster of the link: It seems it was indeed that page at MIT. Thanks for the pointer. I bow to your searching powers.

    It's kinda like a dejà-vu sensation, only it's something I knew, rather than something I've seen.

    Spooky!

  72. What about Megadeth's ... by slughead · · Score: 1

    ... High Speed Dirt ?

  73. Re:As a pilot by cduffy · · Score: 1

    Nope. In high-budget mission-critical embedded environments (which are what we're talking about here), the programs getting run will themselves have been proven and desk-checked by multiple teams. Thus, so long as the syscalls do what they're proven to do, and the proofs of the software correctly and accurately reflect the proofs of the syscalls, you've got a complete system which will do exactly what it's proven to do (so long as it remains in an environment in which the proofs are valid, of course).

    This is NASA-type stuff; it's an entirely different environment (with different requirements) from almost all other commercial development, and is vastly more expensive to do -- but it makes sense for cases where large numbers of lives or billions of dollars of property ride on the correct operation of your sofware.

  74. I can see it now... by marciot · · Score: 1

    As the plane plummets towards the ground, the terror of the passengers turns to extreme agony as the dischordant blast of bad karaoke revibrates through the cabin's PA system in the pilot's last ditch effort to regain control of his craft.

  75. Re: smaller wings by jbengt · · Score: 1

    Using smaller wings at a higher angle of attack could make the plane lighter, but would overall need more energy to fly, as the "lift" would be directed back more.

  76. What happened to... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    Stall in aircraft typically occur (AFAIK) because the rate of air speed around the wing drops, either because the angle of attack is too steep and the engine doesn't have enough power to keep the aircraft moving forward, or the forward speed drops to such a rate that the air speed around the wing drops as a result.

    You typically see these conditions only on slower craft (small private aircraft), or on large jet-liners at approach and takeoff. Other craft (like jet fighters and such) typically have more than enough engine power to compensate - some of the craft even use stall to their advantage (and a lot of computer processing) to allow the aircraft to do some amazing maneuvers for evasion. So, really, the concern is on craft where the speed is lower. So I ask:

    What ever happenned to the Kline-Fogleman wing design?

    For those of you who are unaware, back in the mid-1980's, two gentlemen by the names of Floyd Fogleman and Richard Kline came up with a special wing design, which essentially looked like the profile of a "standard" airfoil, but with a notch on the underside of wing (they also found that the wing worked well flipped upside down!). It utilized drag at low speeds to create extra lift in stall conditions. They received a patent for the design, and tested it on R/C models they designed and flew. They had plans to try a full scale test, but in the meantime they published a book about their design (which they also showed on 60 Minutes as well as in an article in Omni Magazine). The book was entitled "The Ultimate Paper Airplane" (ISBN 0-671-55551-0), and contained details on the airfoil design, why they believed it worked, details on the patent, pictures of their R/C aircraft tests, and - of course - instructions (including various models which could be photocopied from the book) to fold various paper airplanes based on the wing design.

    So - what happenned to this design? Where did these guys go off to, and why have we not seen anything more about their airfoil? One thing which may have limited its application was the fact that it did create more drag than a regular wing (fuel consumption?), and it wasn't very good at fast flight speeds. But for lower speed aircraft, this shouldn't have been a problem. If there are any aircraft designers or whatnot out there who know more, please post - I always thought the wing design was interesting, and have always wondered what had happenned...

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  77. Re:As a pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Negative on the Nope.

    In a separation kernel, different user applications can be "proven and desk-checked" at different levels of certification (DO-178b, CC, MILS, etc) because they __cannot__ affect each other, hence the name _separation_ kernel. In a way you were right, because the whole idea of a separation kernel is to _reduce_ the cost of certification so the project isn't so "high-budget".

    The only time your comments are applicable is in cases where the systems are either running on non-separation kernels or in cases where the operation of _all_ the user level applications are as critical as the kernel.

  78. Mod parent down, for the love of all that is holy by birge · · Score: 1

    Heck no, it's not dither. First of all, you can't make connections between concepts just because they share vocabulary words in common. That only works in the social sciences.

    In this case, the noise added adds energy to the airflow. And it doesn't make the flight smoother, it just makes the airplane stall at a lower airspeed. Most importantly, however, it's a purely aerodynamic affect, having nothing to do with quantization.

    However, I applaud you on getting modded up on what has to be one of the least informative or insightful posts I've ever seen. That, in an of itself, is certainly interesting and perhaps worth a different kind of mod. Unfortunately, there are no points given for fooling moderators.

  79. Re:As a pilot by cduffy · · Score: 1

    I had in mind a system running a single userlevel application, where that application itself is as critical as the kernel.

  80. Re:As a pilot by Something+Witty+Here · · Score: 1
    Trust me you don't want an airliner's computer to freeze with a BSoD
    Gee, why not, it worked well for that Navy ship a few years ago...