American Revolutionary 1:
"We should invade Britain, storm their buildings, and burn their civilization to the ground for initialy over-taxing our tea."
Hypothetical Fact:
The year is 2076....
British Revolutionary 1:
"We vill invade Americaz, stormt their buildinks, and burn their civilizationk to the ground for separatink from Mother Britaink, outlawink our U.S. Federal Government's "Legal Tender", boycottink our banks, zand not purchasink our imported grain." British Revolutionary 2:
"How vill we attend such a feat? The Americans have since deployed Fog machines, thus making their coastline and buildings impossible to see. Our fog has disappeared!" British Revolutionary 1:
"I am far avay from you, Comrade. The Americans make war for us to other foggy country usink an air-released zubstance kalled EINO GEL. Ve willk spread our unionk-made EINO GEL on zee Americans and activate our TORNADO and HURICANE technology to brink our delightful British Fog back to our sweet-home Mother Britain" British Revolutionary 2:
"By Joe! Svetzka, you're brilliant! The neo-parliament will be pleased!"
The fast and simplified delpoyment of Microsoft IIS ontop of the powerfuly-rugged Linux kernel...
So far, the only fortune-500 company using this swashbuckling-strong-arm, enterprise-computing-enhancing, multi-tier-employed, convergence-enhancing-environmentally-sound, professionally-formulaic-indiversive-software-envi ronment...
I visit all kinds of artistic websites to delve in the images of yet subordinate decorum to improve my own artistry. I am happy to induce everyone with the following and how they actually apply:
linuxart.com - we have support here gimp.org - how people get their ideas on a canvas 3dcomplex.com - example of art and science (applicably indiferent) applied to commerce animefu.org - a great source of imported japanese art (Rob Malda agrees with me on this)
I have come in contact with many artists in my lifetime. I'm not a con-artitst, don't troll me on such subjective matter; I am hardly a Troll as my userID may recommend. One such artist, anchored in line-drawing Picaso-esque workmanship, replied to me his idea of what gives someone the ability to put images on a medium. Keep in mind, this man I spoke with, was actualy quite mentally ill and often spoke his mind to the world as if he were two individuals in one brain competing for the same mouth and united by one hand with a pencil. As I was stating, the man said there are two parts of his brain; one unable to think but upon stimulii, and another part that non-restrictivly co-ordinates his ideas to paper. Yes, he was quite mentally ill. This is a homeless artist, I may finally add. I spoke with a pharmacist on his "condition" and the pharmacists says it is the specialty that drives them insane, often over-thinking simple ideas and cannot function in life. Shaving and brushing teeth, as the pharmacist said, become a struggle to grasp reality of applying toothpaste to bristle upon teeth; they are all medically genius, with a slight impediment in each case that distrupts their thought completly. This homeless man, I kindly conceal the identity, is exceptional at artistry. Perhaps is there anyone else that may share if they have such a medical condition that allows them to excel in all things of art, yet have that "slight genius impediment" ? Glad to share my point-of-view; and I am not a troll.
PLEASE LEARN OBJECTIVE ENGLISH!
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Does that mean you'd surrender yourself to the legal punishment for said behavior?
Did he say yes? w00t! here they come now!
Wir sind deutsche Polizei. Widerstehen Sie uns nicht. Bleiben Sie auf Fußboden. Sie haben kein Recht, leise zu bleiben. Gespräch oder Treffen helga in der Küche.
Me:I collect Alice In Chains' music. Have any in stock?Clerck:ja.Me:Ok. One last question... Alice In Chains' music isn't made anymore 'cause the band roached-out on everyone. Because it was made before Copy Protection laws existed, does that still mean all the Albums I buy are not copy-protected? I want to know this so I can buy all their Albums at inflated prices, dump my favorites on my computer, and burn a MIX of my faves so I can listen to them as I travel to and from my job in my Hearse.
Clerck:Alle Ihre Mittel sind gehören uns. Sie Cracker sind auf Ihrer Weise zur Zerstörung. ha ha ha.
Me:Uhm whatever you said sounds good for mee *(% Ooomph*&^
Angry men around me:Wir sind deutsche Polizei. Widerstehen Sie uns nicht. Bleiben Sie auf Fußboden. Sie haben kein Recht, leise zu bleiben. Gespräch oder Treffen helga in der Küche.
and why scratching their nuts gets the female staff so angry
I'll tell you what...those women, boy, they are crazy for the wheenie! I was working in the cafeteria at an all-women's penetentiary and those women would up-in-spoons and kill eachother to get a-hold of a wheenie! They are fiesty! And all the hotdogs were to be cut-up perfectly so they wouldn't take them to their cells and all the mops and brooms were square just to keep them from stealing them. I tell you what, and I know you've never been laid before...a job in a women's penetentiary is a direct invitation to be a MANWHORE, and you can make a lot of money doing somthing soooo enjoyable. When they start calling your name, boy, you know you're doing it right. Drive into them and drive into them hard and they'll start screaming your name and your back will have bloody nail marks.
Those penetentiary women,...THEY WANT THAT WHEENIE!
He was talking about toilette seats. What are you talking about? Your post seam redundant to me. If you are rambling because you sat in a seat at the theatre, whose seat was wet, you may blame me because I always dump my soda on the seat in front of me so I get an un-obstructed view of that silvery wad-pocked movie screen.
Why pay $3000 for a toilette seat or go to a theatre for $10? Because at home you get to watch your food come out and you receive the awe-inspiring splash of water on your asshole. I'ld pick the $3000 toilette seat and watch Montey Python and the Holy Graile through my bathroom door.
Microsoft's PPTP technology is flawed. Hundreds of Internet Service Providers are effected. Microsoft is yet to address the situation. AOL is offline; thousands of crackers are dancing in their cubicles and drinking Jag. DMCA prosecuting Slashdot.org editor, michael, for disclosing the PPTP flaw.
Do we have great editors or what? We just successfully slashdotted staging.infoworld.com, news.com.com, phion.com, and vnunet.com. Great job, michael. Keep up the good journalism.
Is it realy 3D yet or are we looking at a tiled image that *appears* beyond and seperate from a frontal image?
All the flashing hurts my eyes. Screwing with my eyes' physical limitations does not constitute an ethical 3D image. The hardware is also being stressed, not just my eyes.
True 3D-imaging technology will be able to represent image depth and perception without the eye-candy.
Back when I played Diablo2 using WineX in Linux, my 52X BTC IDE CDROM drive spun the CDROM so much that I suppose the Diablo2 Playdisc could no longer hold together and it exploded in the drive. This is the one and only reason I have to support people in making duplicates of their commercial data only to use the duplicate for daily use and keep the original data safe from daily wear and tear.
At this notion, I stab at the DMCA for their Fascist principles. On a last note, I sent my exploded Diablo2 Playdisc and the thick Diablo2 jewel case accompanied by the other two CDROMs and Blizzard replaced my Diablo2 classic medium completly for only $10 / Ship+Hand included (at my cost to ship though).
I stopped playing Diablo2 because I perceived their servers had become increasingly congested with Diablo2 traffic: how wrong my theory was... I attended the Warcraft2 symposium in Fountain Valley, California, at Fry's Electronics, and I over-heard the Battle.net network programmer state that Blizzard had migrated many Diablo2 servers over to be used as Warcraft3 servers. I think that is poor conduct to the tens of thousands of people who are still playing Diablo2 on battle.net.
And then the reason I have to boycott Blizzard's Battle.net servers was that they are too slow. I immediatly went out searching and found FSGS (http://net-games.com/fsgs) and bnetd (http://www.bnetd.org). I discovered these two projects were to run your own battle.net server as well as others; but I read a little more on their website and turns out they stopped both projects because Blizzard was shutting them down with the lawyers and DMCA!
Now I know why my Diablo2 playdisc exploded; my 52X IDE CDROM drive had good tastes and didn't like Blizzard's data! That'll show them! Hah!
I don't mean for the following to be excepted as a troll...(pun intended)
My company specializes in low latency data chunks and loss-less throuput. Come by and see my company profile, IpooEverywhere. We are currently releasing positions, so don't ask for a work load.
It actualy has non-biased reviews of software and hardware. Linuxdevices.com is an asset to the Linux software revolution that many new linux users will surely visit for information on the linux world. Linuxnewbies.org also is a great asset; a place where both new users and prophesional linux programmers visit and converse in the many applications and usage of an operating system utilizing a linux kernel. I tenderly clap my hands in applaud for linuxdevices.com. I remember when linuxdevices.com was a small website running slashcode and its editors posted quality stories, interviews, observations, and thoughts on the computer industry with the precision of true journalists. My red hat comes off for you; may you live long and prosper.
I am a cracker because a hacker is defined in US and Federal laws to not be allowed around a computer.
I am a cracker because a hacker would be thrown in jail for modifying an XBox to have split-screen, dual game-playing processes at the same time, while a hacker would've been thrown in jail immediatly for such an offense.
I am a cracker because a hacker is who made the software insecure in the first place.
I am a cracker...ok just pass the grey poupon...ney nice insecure port 21 on slashdot.org, exploited...
Gnu is not Unix, Gnu is free [as in beer] software that runs on many different operating systems.
Linux is a kernel [duh, not realy Unix by itself?]. Linux supports POSIX (as does all other Unix-like-claiming OS's). Linux kernel runs initd of which starts a bsd or sysv init and spawns some processes [duh, Unix?]. Linux kernel is a component [duh, not really Unix by itself?]. Linux kernel is part of a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] distribution.
freeBSD is a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] environment.
HP-UX is a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] enironment.
Linux has many redeaming traits and you want to call it Unix-like and not a "flavor of Unix" or a "free implementation of Unix"
However, if I went to a MS Windows PC and created a \dev\null, \dev\random, \bin, \sbin, and/home/anonymous it is no more Unix-like than a insect and a car.
Besides, the original post from AnonymousCowheard appeared only to reveal the underlying concept of Linux being a "flavor of Unix" and perhaps the author of IPFilter could provide a clue to the crowd that Linux kernels are not supported by IP Filter and Network Address Translation and IP Masquerading are provided by another agency.
www.nat32.com sells a piece of software to make Network Address Translation work on a Microsoft Windows Operating System. A Unix-feature on Microsoft Windows, you don't say?
Didn't you mean to say that Linux is not Unix because it doesn't support the same IP network structure as does freeBSD, HP-UX, and the others do as quoted are supported in IPFilter? If I remember correctly, AT&T had the first Unix to be written entirly in C which could theoretically be cross-platform. Based on optimization techniques, freeBSD is no more a Unix than Linux because they don't share the same internals. It's the application layer that looks at the system layer as a whole and determines if it is merely operating on a Unix environment. Or do you want to classify an application not based on its code and instead classify it based on compile-time? oops, I brought a bug in idealogies into the lamp of death. I am l33t!
Yes, encrypt your traffic and use non-standard ports. Or how about this: let's all design a dynamic scheme for network traffic whereas ports opened are opened randomly and highly encrypted RC5'd PGP signed tunnels are used in every aspect of communication.
Oh wait, a beaurocrat says my 1st ammendment doesn't apply to messages I code and send through my computer. How about I think of a message to say in my mind, I then encode it in rc5, and I speek to everyone I know in rc5? I'll goto my local grocery store, and the bumm at the entrance will ask me for a dollar and I'll say:
"Leet Leet Zokukuboo 4232 roo oon on foo 3wef 0909j 09j09 FWW hmish mak toong gwah arc loo funt nock allyicht NEE NEEE NOOO NEEE NOOOO no not NOOOO NEEE NEEE yes NEEE NEEEE not NEEE yes NEEE"...which interprets to:
Hello. How's life been treating you? Too late, I've already asked. Here is a dollar and I'll only give it to you if you give me a big smile. ENOUGH, ENOUGH! Here's a 2nd dollar for you to not smile!
Mac runs the same PCI hardware with a different BIOS. Hardware is same cost. In Fried Electronics, Mac OSX retails for $100.00 and Microsoft Windows 2000 retails for $400.00. Mind you, all the applications existing for Unix will run on Mac OSX with no problems and all software developers are designing their apps with both unix and microsoft in mind. Microsoft is such a shitty overpriced slimy peice of dog cottage cheese nugget jizzm. All Microsoft does is buy other people's work, assimilate, repeate and re-brainwash, re-release, and sit on their ass as virii take over, and people come to Microsoft and throw themselves unto their platform like a bunch of rancid carrion-slurping flies. Microsoft stinks, and it attracts everyone to its pile of dookie, 'nuff said.
Oh and you suck horse hooves and you should kill yourself so we don't see any re-occurences of your kind of stupidity in the world. I laugh at all your stupid ideas. I unclog my nose on you. I fart in your general direction.
Aback into thy portal of darkness yonder poop deck
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While all you carpet rats are/.ing hothardware.com, I'm enjoying my 2nd seemless page of the Parahelia's review brought on by Tom's Hardware. Oh Sh1t!! I take that back! Tom's doesn't have a review! Don't visit tomshardware.com! Ahh damn you monkies; there went my progress of page 3 of 20 down the/.ing drain. (*cries*)
Slashdot Mirror
The year is 1776...
American Revolutionary 1:
"We should invade Britain, storm their buildings, and burn their civilization to the ground for initialy over-taxing our tea."
Hypothetical Fact:
The year is 2076....
British Revolutionary 1:
"We vill invade Americaz, stormt their buildinks, and burn their civilizationk to the ground for separatink from Mother Britaink, outlawink our U.S. Federal Government's "Legal Tender", boycottink our banks, zand not purchasink our imported grain."
British Revolutionary 2:
"How vill we attend such a feat? The Americans have since deployed Fog machines, thus making their coastline and buildings impossible to see. Our fog has disappeared!"
British Revolutionary 1:
"I am far avay from you, Comrade. The Americans make war for us to other foggy country usink an air-released zubstance kalled EINO GEL. Ve willk spread our unionk-made EINO GEL on zee Americans and activate our TORNADO and HURICANE technology to brink our delightful British Fog back to our sweet-home Mother Britain"
British Revolutionary 2:
"By Joe! Svetzka, you're brilliant! The neo-parliament will be pleased!"
So far, the only fortune-500 company using this swashbuckling-strong-arm, enterprise-computing-enhancing, multi-tier-employed, convergence-enhancing-environmentally-sound, professionally-formulaic-indiversive-software-envi ronment...
(thankyou bullshit generator)
Netcraft's report
GOATSE.CX
OH NO! THE SKY IS FALLING IN AUSTRALIA!
This following URL is a link to an eBay auction, of an OEM or competing product, maybe a scam judging by availability of "fossil's" product.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item =801889618
linuxart.com - we have support here
gimp.org - how people get their ideas on a canvas
3dcomplex.com - example of art and science (applicably indiferent) applied to commerce
animefu.org - a great source of imported japanese art (Rob Malda agrees with me on this)
I have come in contact with many artists in my lifetime. I'm not a con-artitst, don't troll me on such subjective matter; I am hardly a Troll as my userID may recommend. One such artist, anchored in line-drawing Picaso-esque workmanship, replied to me his idea of what gives someone the ability to put images on a medium. Keep in mind, this man I spoke with, was actualy quite mentally ill and often spoke his mind to the world as if he were two individuals in one brain competing for the same mouth and united by one hand with a pencil. As I was stating, the man said there are two parts of his brain; one unable to think but upon stimulii, and another part that non-restrictivly co-ordinates his ideas to paper. Yes, he was quite mentally ill. This is a homeless artist, I may finally add. I spoke with a pharmacist on his "condition" and the pharmacists says it is the specialty that drives them insane, often over-thinking simple ideas and cannot function in life. Shaving and brushing teeth, as the pharmacist said, become a struggle to grasp reality of applying toothpaste to bristle upon teeth; they are all medically genius, with a slight impediment in each case that distrupts their thought completly. This homeless man, I kindly conceal the identity, is exceptional at artistry. Perhaps is there anyone else that may share if they have such a medical condition that allows them to excel in all things of art, yet have that "slight genius impediment" ? Glad to share my point-of-view; and I am not a troll.
"its" and "it's" ARE ENGLISH!
Did he say yes? w00t! here they come now!
Wir sind deutsche Polizei. Widerstehen Sie uns nicht. Bleiben Sie auf Fußboden. Sie haben kein Recht, leise zu bleiben. Gespräch oder Treffen helga in der Küche.
use babelfish ;-)
Clerck:Alle Ihre Mittel sind gehören uns. Sie Cracker sind auf Ihrer Weise zur Zerstörung. ha ha ha.
Me:Uhm whatever you said sounds good for mee *(% Ooomph*&^
Angry men around me:Wir sind deutsche Polizei. Widerstehen Sie uns nicht. Bleiben Sie auf Fußboden. Sie haben kein Recht, leise zu bleiben. Gespräch oder Treffen helga in der Küche.
use babelfish ;-)
I'll tell you what...those women, boy, they are crazy for the wheenie! I was working in the cafeteria at an all-women's penetentiary and those women would up-in-spoons and kill eachother to get a-hold of a wheenie! They are fiesty! And all the hotdogs were to be cut-up perfectly so they wouldn't take them to their cells and all the mops and brooms were square just to keep them from stealing them. I tell you what, and I know you've never been laid before...a job in a women's penetentiary is a direct invitation to be a MANWHORE, and you can make a lot of money doing somthing soooo enjoyable. When they start calling your name, boy, you know you're doing it right. Drive into them and drive into them hard and they'll start screaming your name and your back will have bloody nail marks.
Those penetentiary women, ...THEY WANT THAT WHEENIE!
He was talking about toilette seats. What are you talking about? Your post seam redundant to me. If you are rambling because you sat in a seat at the theatre, whose seat was wet, you may blame me because I always dump my soda on the seat in front of me so I get an un-obstructed view of that silvery wad-pocked movie screen.
Why pay $3000 for a toilette seat or go to a theatre for $10? Because at home you get to watch your food come out and you receive the awe-inspiring splash of water on your asshole. I'ld pick the $3000 toilette seat and watch Montey Python and the Holy Graile through my bathroom door.
Microsoft's PPTP technology is flawed. Hundreds of Internet Service Providers are effected. Microsoft is yet to address the situation. AOL is offline; thousands of crackers are dancing in their cubicles and drinking Jag. DMCA prosecuting Slashdot.org editor, michael, for disclosing the PPTP flaw.
Do we have great editors or what? We just successfully slashdotted staging.infoworld.com, news.com.com, phion.com, and vnunet.com. Great job, michael. Keep up the good journalism.
Is it realy 3D yet or are we looking at a tiled image that *appears* beyond and seperate from a frontal image?
;)
All the flashing hurts my eyes. Screwing with my eyes' physical limitations does not constitute an ethical 3D image. The hardware is also being stressed, not just my eyes.
True 3D-imaging technology will be able to represent image depth and perception without the eye-candy.
Does anyone remember what happened back in Japan when over 30,000 children fell over and had seizures from their televisions? They were watching Pokemon and the cartoon displayed some yellow and red graphical images at a refresh rate which screws with only Japanese people. A website, that I know of, is a good way of testing whether you have any Japanese genetics in you; Go here to test yourself...maybe you'll wake-up on the floor, drooling in your cubicle, when it's time to clock-out and go home.
Back when I played Diablo2 using WineX in Linux, my 52X BTC IDE CDROM drive spun the CDROM so much that I suppose the Diablo2 Playdisc could no longer hold together and it exploded in the drive. This is the one and only reason I have to support people in making duplicates of their commercial data only to use the duplicate for daily use and keep the original data safe from daily wear and tear.
At this notion, I stab at the DMCA for their Fascist principles. On a last note, I sent my exploded Diablo2 Playdisc and the thick Diablo2 jewel case accompanied by the other two CDROMs and Blizzard replaced my Diablo2 classic medium completly for only $10 / Ship+Hand included (at my cost to ship though).
I stopped playing Diablo2 because I perceived their servers had become increasingly congested with Diablo2 traffic: how wrong my theory was... I attended the Warcraft2 symposium in Fountain Valley, California, at Fry's Electronics, and I over-heard the Battle.net network programmer state that Blizzard had migrated many Diablo2 servers over to be used as Warcraft3 servers. I think that is poor conduct to the tens of thousands of people who are still playing Diablo2 on battle.net.
And then the reason I have to boycott Blizzard's Battle.net servers was that they are too slow. I immediatly went out searching and found FSGS (http://net-games.com/fsgs) and bnetd (http://www.bnetd.org). I discovered these two projects were to run your own battle.net server as well as others; but I read a little more on their website and turns out they stopped both projects because Blizzard was shutting them down with the lawyers and DMCA!
Now I know why my Diablo2 playdisc exploded; my 52X IDE CDROM drive had good tastes and didn't like Blizzard's data! That'll show them! Hah!
My company specializes in low latency data chunks and loss-less throuput. Come by and see my company profile, IpooEverywhere. We are currently releasing positions, so don't ask for a work load.
[start non-troll comment]
It actualy has non-biased reviews of software and hardware. Linuxdevices.com is an asset to the Linux software revolution that many new linux users will surely visit for information on the linux world. Linuxnewbies.org also is a great asset; a place where both new users and prophesional linux programmers visit and converse in the many applications and usage of an operating system utilizing a linux kernel. I tenderly clap my hands in applaud for linuxdevices.com. I remember when linuxdevices.com was a small website running slashcode and its editors posted quality stories, interviews, observations, and thoughts on the computer industry with the precision of true journalists. My red hat comes off for you; may you live long and prosper.
[end non-troll comment]
Or...
How to see a slashdot coming from quite a long ways away.
Human or bad plumbing?
Duh?
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{this code is licensed under the Gnu General Public License}
I am a cracker because a hacker is defined in US and Federal laws to not be allowed around a computer.
I am a cracker because a hacker would be thrown in jail for modifying an XBox to have split-screen, dual game-playing processes at the same time, while a hacker would've been thrown in jail immediatly for such an offense.
I am a cracker because a hacker is who made the software insecure in the first place.
I am a cracker...ok just pass the grey poupon...ney nice insecure port 21 on slashdot.org, exploited...
1) R2D2 clones serve drinks at parties
2) ????
3) Profit
Gnu is not Unix, Gnu is free [as in beer] software that runs on many different operating systems.
/home/anonymous it is no more Unix-like than a insect and a car.
Linux is a kernel [duh, not realy Unix by itself?].
Linux supports POSIX (as does all other Unix-like-claiming OS's).
Linux kernel runs initd of which starts a bsd or sysv init and spawns some processes [duh, Unix?].
Linux kernel is a component [duh, not really Unix by itself?].
Linux kernel is part of a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] distribution.
freeBSD is a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] environment.
HP-UX is a packaged Unix-like [duh, Unix?] enironment.
Linux has many redeaming traits and you want to call it Unix-like and not a "flavor of Unix" or a "free implementation of Unix"
However, if I went to a MS Windows PC and created a \dev\null, \dev\random, \bin, \sbin, and
Besides, the original post from AnonymousCowheard appeared only to reveal the underlying concept of Linux being a "flavor of Unix" and perhaps the author of IPFilter could provide a clue to the crowd that Linux kernels are not supported by IP Filter and Network Address Translation and IP Masquerading are provided by another agency.
www.nat32.com sells a piece of software to make Network Address Translation work on a Microsoft Windows Operating System. A Unix-feature on Microsoft Windows, you don't say?
Didn't you mean to say that Linux is not Unix because it doesn't support the same IP network structure as does freeBSD, HP-UX, and the others do as quoted are supported in IPFilter? If I remember correctly, AT&T had the first Unix to be written entirly in C which could theoretically be cross-platform. Based on optimization techniques, freeBSD is no more a Unix than Linux because they don't share the same internals. It's the application layer that looks at the system layer as a whole and determines if it is merely operating on a Unix environment. Or do you want to classify an application not based on its code and instead classify it based on compile-time? oops, I brought a bug in idealogies into the lamp of death. I am l33t!
Yes, encrypt your traffic and use non-standard ports. Or how about this: let's all design a dynamic scheme for network traffic whereas ports opened are opened randomly and highly encrypted RC5'd PGP signed tunnels are used in every aspect of communication.
...which interprets to:
Oh wait, a beaurocrat says my 1st ammendment doesn't apply to messages I code and send through my computer. How about I think of a message to say in my mind, I then encode it in rc5, and I speek to everyone I know in rc5? I'll goto my local grocery store, and the bumm at the entrance will ask me for a dollar and I'll say:
"Leet Leet Zokukuboo 4232 roo oon on foo 3wef 0909j 09j09 FWW hmish mak toong gwah arc loo funt nock allyicht NEE NEEE NOOO NEEE NOOOO no not NOOOO NEEE NEEE yes NEEE NEEEE not NEEE yes NEEE"
Hello. How's life been treating you? Too late, I've already asked. Here is a dollar and I'll only give it to you if you give me a big smile. ENOUGH, ENOUGH! Here's a 2nd dollar for you to not smile!
You forgot your ass.
Mac runs the same PCI hardware with a different BIOS. Hardware is same cost. In Fried Electronics, Mac OSX retails for $100.00 and Microsoft Windows 2000 retails for $400.00. Mind you, all the applications existing for Unix will run on Mac OSX with no problems and all software developers are designing their apps with both unix and microsoft in mind. Microsoft is such a shitty overpriced slimy peice of dog cottage cheese nugget jizzm. All Microsoft does is buy other people's work, assimilate, repeate and re-brainwash, re-release, and sit on their ass as virii take over, and people come to Microsoft and throw themselves unto their platform like a bunch of rancid carrion-slurping flies. Microsoft stinks, and it attracts everyone to its pile of dookie, 'nuff said.
Oh and you suck horse hooves and you should kill yourself so we don't see any re-occurences of your kind of stupidity in the world. I laugh at all your stupid ideas. I unclog my nose on you. I fart in your general direction.
# smbmount \\TROLLTECK\\16BITLOSER -U JiminyH4x0r ${HOME}/mnt/mranderson
# cd ${HOME}/mnt/mranderson
# rm -Rf --overly-pedantic-booming-godly-voice * &
# cd
#
# xbill
It's news like this what makes Slashdot:
News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.
Thankyou chrisd, now please cover the stories on the Warcraft3 Linux porting effort.
While all you carpet rats are /.ing hothardware.com, I'm enjoying my 2nd seemless page of the Parahelia's review brought on by Tom's Hardware. Oh Sh1t!! I take that back! Tom's doesn't have a review! Don't visit tomshardware.com! Ahh damn you monkies; there went my progress of page 3 of 20 down the /.ing drain. (*cries*)