The dress rehearsal for the drama club's latest production was over. The curtain fell, the audience of excited parents applauded enthusiastically. The curtain raised and the performers stepped forward to take their bows. The curtain fell again and still the crowd applauded. The two stars, Troy and jagged, took their positions centre stage, holding hands as the curtain raised one more time. They bowed to the audience. Then, overcome with joy, jagged turned and kissed her handsome co- star full on the lips, her tongue partly invading his mouth.
Troy pulled back, stunned. There was a gasp from the audience. Troy pulled back his arm and punched jagged full in the face. She fell, blood streaming from her nose.
"Get away from me,faggot!" cried Troy as he stomped off of the stage.
jagged sat briefly on the stage, dazed by the blow. Suddenly, just what she had done wrong dawned on her. She had gotten so wrapped up in her part, she had forgotten! She wasn't jagged, she was nick! Tears streamed down his cheeks as he picked himself up and raced off of the stage to the crescendo of jeers that chased him.
Oblivious of where he ran, nick bumped straight into Mr. Bennett, his drama teacher. Mr. Bennett wrapped his arms around his confused student as nick buried his head against his chest and cried.
"You'd better go to my office and get yourself under control. I'll explain everything to Troy, I mean to Raymond." Raymond was the boy playing the part of Troy in the play.
nick took a tissue from Mr. Bennett and dabbed at his eyes and running nose as he ran down the hallway. He locked the door of Mr. Bennett's office behind him and sobbed gently. Finally, he went to the small washroom off of the office and cleaned his face. His thick theatrical makeup was a mess, and so he scrubbed it off, leaving his clean smooth face unblemished. That felt a bit better.
nick stared at himself in the mirror, at his own bright blue eyes, delicate nose, short blond hair. What had come over him?
He was only sixteen and his parents, who were always travelling the world on business, had dumped him here at the Bishop Strachan private high school for boys. He had been thrilled to join the drama club, but had been hesitant when Mr. Bennett had suggested that he try out for the FEMALE lead in the latest play. Well, someone had to play the girls' parts. And Mr. Bennett had offered to give him extra coaching, outside of class hours and regular after school rehearsals.
But had it gone too far? For the past eight weeks, nick had left the dormitory every weekend and lived for those two days with Mr. Bennett and his wife. Mr. Bennett had stressed that in order to play a girl's part, it was important to understand girls, how they thought, how they looked upon situations differently than boys did. So from Friday night until Sunday evening each week, nick had disappeared and Mr. and Mrs. Bennett had enjoyed the company of jagged.
For two days of every seven, nick had lived his life as a girl, as if he was the Bennett's niece, visiting her relatives each weekend. Mrs. Bennett had coached nick on how to walk, how to talk, how to pick out clothing and put on makeup. It was all an emotional drain on nick, twisting his mind into such an alien, to him, way of thinking. To compensate, said Mrs. Bennett, she had mixed him a special high protein juice drink which he drank three times a day, even during the week.
And Mr. Bennett had instructed nick intensively on acting, particularly the nuances of the live stage and interacting with his fellow performers. But tonight, nick had forgotten himself and jagged had emerged full force and tried to interact a little too much.
nick decided he could not go through with the play. The jagged character was becoming too strong. But then, he thought back and realized how wonderful it had felt
This might be effective to some degree but what about the people that freak out in flight because they are afraid of flying in the first place or become irrate because of other passengers?
Cold, late night so long ago when I was not so strong you know A pretty man came to me I never seen eyes so blue You know, I could not run away it seemed we'd seen each other in a dream Seemed like he knew me....he looked right through me....yeah
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "you don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile But try to understand...try to understand Try, try, try to understand.....I'm a magic man"
Winter nights we sang in tune Played inside the months of moon "Never think of never..let this spell last forever" Well, summer lover passed to fall tried to realize it all Mama says she's worried..growing up in a hurry
"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone "Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home" But try to understand....try to understand Try, try, try to understand..he's a magic man, Mama...ah...he's a magic man
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "I cast my spell of love on you, a woman from a child" But try to understand...try to understand.. Oh...oh....try, try, try to understand.... He's a magic man....oh....he's got the magic hands
(solos) OoooOooo's over top
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile "You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile" But try to understand....try to understand Try, try, try to understand...he's a magic man.....yeah...oh......
i only spelt it wrong once nigger and this nick is for all those that were CLIT awhile ago before the janitors set the posting limit. funny that a troll can make front page and you are doing good to get that +2, funny on an obvious observation.
thats because most of the admins out there are MS admins that just put up a linux box to please the boss. they dont read security news or bulletins or even know how to secure a linux/bsd box. they just wait for sometihng like windows update to say its ready to install patches.
either way your a moron cuz the parent was a troll to get some loser like you to chime in thinking that he is all knowing...you sir are the fucking "tosser"...must be a brit
Im not the one you should try to threaten try with weapons you 730 im 9/11 yall thought that couldnt ever happen kept your eyes closed thought it wouldnt never happened fact of the matter is that it shouldnt have ever happened i wouldnt have ever said nothing woulda never rapped it but its crazy how yall broadcast me put me on the news like weather and forecast me protecting ground zero yall was stealing money from the dead at ground zero and yall say that im disrespectin ground zero im down to go get what yall left at ground zero
I agree with this post...you nazi faggots put the 2 post a day shit in place and it didnt solve a fucking thing. PURE GENIUS. more proof that this site is run by a buncha janitors.
who said anything about it being a pain killer???? you sir are fucking stupid. its an anti-depressant and used to give people an appetite. i hope you die of cancer as well so i can steal your oxycontin and shoot it up in the vien under my cock you fucking ass stabbing mothafucka!
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the return of the CLiT is soon my frand
Chapter One - Is It Just a Role?
The dress rehearsal for the drama club's latest production was over. The curtain fell, the audience
of excited parents applauded enthusiastically. The curtain raised and the performers stepped
forward to take their bows. The curtain fell again and still the crowd applauded. The two stars,
Troy and jagged, took their positions centre stage, holding hands as the curtain raised one more time.
They bowed to the audience. Then, overcome with joy, jagged turned and kissed her handsome co-
star full on the lips, her tongue partly invading his mouth.
Troy pulled back, stunned. There was a gasp from the audience. Troy pulled back his arm
and punched jagged full in the face. She fell, blood streaming from her nose.
"Get away from me,faggot!" cried Troy as he stomped off of the stage.
jagged sat briefly on the stage, dazed by the blow. Suddenly, just what
she had done wrong dawned on her. She had gotten so wrapped up in her part, she had forgotten!
She wasn't jagged, she was nick! Tears streamed down his cheeks as he picked himself up and raced
off of the stage to the crescendo of jeers that chased him.
Oblivious of where he ran, nick bumped straight into Mr. Bennett, his
drama teacher. Mr. Bennett wrapped his arms around his confused student as nick buried his
head against his chest and cried.
"You'd better go to my office and get yourself under control. I'll explain everything to Troy, I
mean to Raymond." Raymond was the boy playing the part of Troy in the play.
nick took a tissue from Mr. Bennett and dabbed at his eyes and running
nose as he ran down the hallway. He locked the door of Mr. Bennett's office behind him and
sobbed gently. Finally, he went to the small washroom off of the office and cleaned his
face. His thick theatrical makeup was a mess, and so he scrubbed it off, leaving his clean smooth face
unblemished. That felt a bit better.
nick stared at himself in the mirror, at his own bright blue eyes,
delicate nose, short blond hair. What had come over him?
He was only sixteen and his parents, who were always travelling the
world on business, had dumped him here at the Bishop Strachan private high school for boys. He
had been thrilled to join the drama club, but had been hesitant when Mr. Bennett had suggested
that he try out for the FEMALE lead in the latest play. Well, someone had to play the girls' parts.
And Mr. Bennett had offered to give him extra coaching, outside of class hours and regular after
school rehearsals.
But had it gone too far? For the past eight weeks, nick had left the
dormitory every weekend and lived for those two days with Mr. Bennett and his wife. Mr.
Bennett had stressed that in order to play a girl's part, it was important to understand girls, how
they thought, how they looked upon situations differently than boys did. So from Friday night until
Sunday evening each week, nick had disappeared and Mr. and Mrs. Bennett had enjoyed the company
of jagged.
For two days of every seven, nick had lived his life as a girl, as if
he was the Bennett's niece, visiting her relatives each weekend. Mrs. Bennett had coached nick
on how to walk, how to talk, how to pick out clothing and put on makeup. It was all an
emotional drain on nick, twisting his mind into such an alien, to him, way of thinking. To compensate,
said Mrs. Bennett, she had mixed him a special high protein juice drink which he drank three
times a day, even during the week.
And Mr. Bennett had instructed nick intensively on acting, particularly the nuances of
the live stage and interacting with his fellow performers. But tonight, nick had forgotten
himself and jagged had emerged full force and tried to interact a little too much.
nick decided he could not go through with the play. The jagged character was becoming
too strong. But then, he thought back and realized how wonderful it had felt
This might be effective to some degree but what about the people that freak out in flight because they are afraid of flying in the first place or become irrate because of other passengers?
+1 imformative...finally someone agrees that brazil has the fine ladies.
Cold, late night so long ago
when I was not so strong you know
A pretty man came to me
I never seen eyes so blue
You know, I could not run away it seemed
we'd seen each other in a dream
Seemed like he knew me....he looked right through me....yeah
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"you don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile
But try to understand...try to understand
Try, try, try to understand.....I'm a magic man"
Winter nights we sang in tune
Played inside the months of moon
"Never think of never..let this spell last forever"
Well, summer lover passed to fall
tried to realize it all
Mama says she's worried..growing up in a hurry
"Come on home, girl" Mama cried on the phone
"Too soon to lose my baby yet, my girl should be at home"
But try to understand....try to understand
Try, try, try to understand..he's a magic man, Mama...ah...he's a magic man
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"I cast my spell of love on you, a woman from a child"
But try to understand...try to understand..
Oh...oh....try, try, try to understand....
He's a magic man....oh....he's got the magic hands
(solos) OoooOooo's over top
"Come on home, girl" he said with a smile
"You don't have to love me yet, let's get high awhile"
But try to understand....try to understand
Try, try, try to understand...he's a magic man.....yeah...oh......
DEWD XBOX IS HUGE!
When Jupiter is obviously flat like the Earth.
Totally offtopic but every geek needs a free ASCII chart poster from copy disks.
And more pictures of University of Twente NOC Fire Arson
i only spelt it wrong once nigger and this nick is for all those that were CLIT awhile ago before the janitors set the posting limit. funny that a troll can make front page and you are doing good to get that +2, funny on an obvious observation.
I AGREE WITH THIS POST
thats because most of the admins out there are MS admins that just put up a linux box to please the boss. they dont read security news or bulletins or even know how to secure a linux/bsd box. they just wait for sometihng like windows update to say its ready to install patches.
you realize thats overkill right? unless of course you are watching you and your real doll get it on via webcams
ya its called cock
no MS has to be gay and change the version of the file for their "system file protection" which, believe it or not, is total shit.
either way your a moron cuz the parent was a troll to get some loser like you to chime in thinking that he is all knowing...you sir are the fucking "tosser"...must be a brit
whats your nick? can we be intarweb friends?
i bet you IRC on undernet
Im not the one you should try to threaten
try with weapons you 730 im 9/11
yall thought that couldnt ever happen
kept your eyes closed thought it wouldnt never happened
fact of the matter is that it shouldnt have ever happened
i wouldnt have ever said nothing
woulda never rapped it
but its crazy how yall broadcast me
put me on the news like weather and forecast me
protecting ground zero
yall was stealing money from the dead at ground zero
and yall say that im disrespectin ground zero
im down to go get what yall left at ground zero
BRAVO! you sir are a genius...what was your nick b4 the homosauruses set the 2 post limit?
I agree with this post...you nazi faggots put the 2 post a day shit in place and it didnt solve a fucking thing. PURE GENIUS. more proof that this site is run by a buncha janitors.
PERL RULES YOU
who said anything about it being a pain killer???? you sir are fucking stupid. its an anti-depressant and used to give people an appetite. i hope you die of cancer as well so i can steal your oxycontin and shoot it up in the vien under my cock you fucking ass stabbing mothafucka!
TRI SECKULLE
LOL MOD THIS ONE UP!
This is for the CFACLPT (Coalition of forced AC posting trolls). We will make your life suck.