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  1. Re:Depends how much of a dick you are... on Do You Tell a Job Candidate How Badly They Did? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please note, that when calling somebody a "clueless dick" do not - I repeat - do not use the incorrect version of your/you're.

    (you're welcome)

  2. Re:Agreed on How Apple Kept the iPhone Secret · · Score: 0

    It looks like the Apple phone will be just that.

    What's your basis for saying that? Steve Jobs's speech? If that were so, would you believe it when Bill Gates says Windows is the bees-knees?

  3. Re:Great article on How Skype Punches Holes in Firewalls · · Score: 3, Funny

    +4 Insightful? How about "-1 RTFA, assface".

  4. Re:Come on, Mr. Magoo. on Politics and 'An Inconvenient Truth' · · Score: 1

    It takes a certain amount of sticking one's fingers in one's ears and singing LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU to not see this.

    Well said sir! When I wish to not see something, I stick my fingers in my ear and yell "LA LA LA..."

    tee-hee-hee

  5. Re:Applications on Laser Turns All Metals Black · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This reminds me of something I've always wondered about stealth aircraft....you always hear about a stealth aircraft having the radar signature of a small bird. Well, if you're watching a radar screen and see a pigeon flying at 500 miles an hour wouldn't you think something odd was going on?

    Or maybe I'm just an idiot. That's always an option.

  6. Re:but is it a crime... on Anonymizing RFI Attacks Through Google · · Score: 2, Funny

    as someone who's father actually is a vicar...

    Are you new to slashdot? The proper way to phrase this....ummmm...phrase is as follows:

    My father's a vicar you insensitive clod!

    :)

  7. Re:Hey I know what day it is! on Gamers Divorced From Reality? · · Score: 1

    Seriously, can you come up with ONE activity that "conservatives" (such a broad term that it does not really mean anything) want to ban unreasonably

    abortion.
    homosexuality

    ...but you used the word "unreasonably" so you've included an out for yourself in the very structure of the question.

  8. Re:worrying questions on UK Bank Laptop Stolen With 11M Customer Records · · Score: 1

    his probably shows how much of a geek I am compared to you but 11 million records...So say a name, an address, several series of numbers and general info...That is a hell of a lot of plain text. When did laptop hard drives get that big...

    Nah, 11 million records isn't that much. Even with every conceivable piece of information about each of the 11 million people a laptop could easily handle it.

  9. Re:Proofreading? on PS3 and Wii — Head To Head · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm going to buy a wii because I've got mortgage payments to make.

  10. Re:today's maps will be historical on Google Earth In 4D · · Score: 1

    In 100 hundred years, the human race will make its greatest and most horrific discovery:


    Solent Green is PEOPLE!!!!!

  11. Re:Yeah, Hot new Xmas Item... on Playstation 3 Sells Out At Japanese Launch · · Score: 2, Funny

    What econ did you take? Lowered supply always increases demand...

    Wha? I have one weiner (a low supply you will agree?). Yet there is very little demand. *sigh*

    I'm sure you can argue how I'm wrong with my interpretation of your comment, and you could very well be correct in that argument. I'm just joking around, is all.

  12. Re:Wikipedia is not representative on Wikipedia and the End of Archeology · · Score: 1

    The recording of history has seldom been democratic or representative. For much of the time we have been using written language, it has been the elite (in income or education) who have done the writing.

    This reminded me of a interesting and related quote from Winston Churchill:

    "History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."

  13. Re:Er.. on Microsoft Will Allow Vista Reinstalls · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They're just covering their tails.

    You were probably the first to bitch when they introduced the restrictive license, now that they've had a change of *ahem* heart you're still bitching. And if you didn't I apologize. If it wasn't you it was the rest of the anti-MS crowd.

    I'm not sure why, but I feel necessary to clarify that I have no particular feelings towards MS love or hate. Beh.

    Bye, bye "positive" karma, how I loved thee.

  14. Re:They're Idiots on Surprises in Microsoft Vista's EULA · · Score: 1

    I know exactly how the user base will respond: They won't buy it.

    You're wrong I'm afraid. Business users will get Vista on their work computers during the next round of company upgrades and when users buy a new PC Vista will magically be on their computer. No fuss, no muss. I guess you're right that nobody will go out and buy a retail copy of Vista, but everybody will have purchased a copy one way or another.

  15. Re:What an Awesome Idea! on Surprises in Microsoft Vista's EULA · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I patented the free speech patent in 1967.

    You owe me

    One hundred

    *raises pinky to lip*

    Billion

    Dollars.

  16. Re:Web Science + Web 2.0 = Nothing New? on Tim Berners-Lee Announces Web Science Initiative · · Score: 1

    You have to wonder how long it will be before Web Science and Web 2.0 morph into another fancy catch word

    I heard it was supposed to be Web 3.0, but there were a lot of bugs in it so it became 3.1. However, they screwed up the networking so the fix to that was known as Web 3.11....

    ...or something like that (but funnier)

  17. Re:I don't get it. on Wired's Very Short Stories · · Score: 1

    I need three.

  18. Re:What? on Canadian Music Industry Says Downloading Declining · · Score: 1

    Come on now, that was funny. It was no troll. I know we don't get oot and aboot very much, but we do have some cool stuff up here. Eh.

  19. Re:Monday afternoon? on IE7 Released and Available for Download · · Score: 1

    I was just putting the covers on my TPS reports when I read this. I spewed Coke all over them. Thanks a lot!

  20. and I thought... on Why Microsoft Can't Compete With iTunes · · Score: 1

    ...it was because this was slashdot and Microsoft can't do anything right.

  21. Re:Waste of Time on Windows Vista RC2 Available · · Score: 1

    This is +3 insightful? More like +3 Pie in the Sky, or +3 Rose coloured glasses.

  22. Re:I Don't Know, Man on Illumninatus! Author Needs Our Help · · Score: 1

    I haven't read any books by him, so maybe I'm really missing out on something. But instead of sending him money, I'd rather send him a letter advising him on how to live a better life throw a steady income job.

    Instead of sending him money why not buy one of his books. He should get royalities from that right?

    P.S. I haven't read any of his books and doubt I will so I can't say if you're missing out on anything or not.

  23. Re:Would you work for a company that does this? on HP Spying More Elaborate Than Reported · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cynical, *and* vaguely ominious in a 4 word sentance. Very nice.

  24. Re:It Seemed to Work for Bletchley Park on Will the Solve-the-Riddle Hiring Trend Affect IT? · · Score: 1

    Fred... Fred... He wrote that big thing with no documentation, right?

    Nope, that was me. I'm writing another one inbetween visits to slashdot!

  25. Re:hmm on Mastering Regular Expressions · · Score: 1

    This book would be a great gift idea for Al Gore.

    Funny, I was thinking GWB needed some brushing up on his regular expressions. Here's two examples:

    I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" --George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

    "There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, fool me once, shame on -- shame on you. Fool me -- you can't get fooled again." --Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002