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  1. Re:You're an embarrassment to your country. on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 2, Funny

    shhhh...I'm trying to make a point.

  2. Re:You're an embarrassment to your country. on Six Bomb Blasts Around Central London · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know you are French and are thus the target of the original joke (and many others) but just fucking laugh it off and take it on the chin like a man. It's not that you are appalled about laughing at death, it's because you are French and don't like the (obviously joking) accusation.

    The French have it bad enough without people like you masking knee-jerk nationalism with thinly veiled moral 'highhorsing'.

    I enjoy a good "France are a bunch of cowards" joke as much as the next guy, but I feel compelled to state the guy you responded to isn't France-french. He's even worse! You see, although the entire world has at least *some* contempt for France, they - yes even France - holds Quebec Frenchies in disdain. How bad is when even the laughing stock of the world thinks you're a bunch of ninnies.

    Unfortunately, my country has to put up with an entire province full of people like this. My sincerist apologies to the world for the likes of this guy, Celine Dion, and a whole list of others whom we couldn't keep within the borders of their fascist province.

  3. Re:Open doors on Man Arrested for Using Open Wireless Network · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I leave a set of tools on my front step and it disappears, then I see my neighbor with it, just how mad can I be for having left it out for anyone to walk off with?

    Not an entirely accurate analogy. How about, if you take your tools and put them in your neighbours house just how made can you be for him using them.

  4. Re:YOU ALL FAIL IT!!! on If Bad Software Developers Built Houses... · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sarcasm, not irony. ...now that's ironic!!!

  5. Re:What's wrong with folders on The Death of Folders? · · Score: 1

    that was soooo yesterday. Man, get with it.

  6. Re:Glow Sticks on Home Made Star Wars Movie Injury · · Score: 1

    Fireworks on July 4? What ever for?

    ...it's the British Thanksgiving.

  7. Re:Losing your job is hard on IBM to Lose 13,000 Jobs · · Score: 1

    Of course the difference being that farmers die because they do stupid stuff that results in their own death. Cops die because other people kill them.

  8. Re:Oh I See! on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: 1

    The one that cheeses me off the most: "for all intensive purposes" supplanting "for all intents and purposes." It's not just that it's a mistake, it's a mistake based on a pretentious attempt to sound sophisticated.


    I could care less......

  9. Re:Donations? on Images of Ocean Floor Show Effects of Tsunami · · Score: 1

    shut up eh.

  10. preview on SF Writers Sting Supposedly Traditional Publisher · · Score: 3, Informative

    Pain.
    Whispering voices.
    Pain.
    Pain. Pain. Pain.
    Need pee--new pain--what are they sticking in me? . . .
    Sleep.
    Pain.
    Whispering voices.
    "As you know, Nurse Eastman, the government spooks controlling this hospital will not permit me to give this patient the care I think he needs."
    "Yes, doctor." The voice was breathy, sweet, so sweet and sexy.
    "We will therefore just monitor his sign's. Serious trauma like this patient suffered requires extra care, but the rich patsies controlling the hospital will make certain I cannot try any of my new treatments on him."
    "Yes, doctor." That voice was soooo sexy! Bruce didn't care about treatments. He cared about pain, and he cared about that voice, because when he heard the voice, the pain went away, just for a few seconds, like.

  11. Re:Best Move Ever! on Microsoft Licenses Analog Anti-rip Technology · · Score: 1

    None of my friends are techies

    Liar :)


    Is the lie he has friends, or is the lie his friends are not techies?
    Given this is slashdot, I suspect the former.

  12. Re:Common sense... on Who Owns Weblog Content? · · Score: 1

    I did agree that anything I create while employed here belongs to my employer, anything, work-related, or not, on my own time, or not, is theirs.

    Did you just say (amongst other things) that stuff you create on your own time that is not related to your work belongs to your employer?

    Ouch!

    Is that a common provision? I guess I should have read the documents I signed when I began working for my current employer.

  13. Re:Hmmm, go wired! on Multi-Room Wireless Sound System? · · Score: 0

    You had me up to: "Re:"

  14. Re:Wow.. cool! on Solar Super-Sail Could Reach Mars in a Month · · Score: 0

    Anybody know if the g force involved in this is even tolerable by humans?

    Not sure if you're joking or not, but I don't believe there is much g(ravity) force in space.

  15. Re:Canadian are reaL Americans on The Forgotten Huygens Experiment · · Score: 0

    Actually your comment is sad , I have lived in Canada all my life , you lived in the Country but rejected most of its values , history , and quality ...>

    How exactly do you get this from reading my post? I simply stated that you are an idiot. I know my history....Coureurs de Bois and all.

    Canadian are Real Americans , and no its not because "Opie812" aka the coward who dont use is real name and who dont know the values of is own country and his own history say otherwise

    First, who says Opie isn't my real name ? Secondly we're Real Americans because *you* say we are? I see, what I say is invalid because I say it, and what you say is valid because you say it. Gotcha'.
    I could go on, but reading your incomprehensible drivel is making my eyes bleed.

    In summary, you're nothing but a worthless french scumbag.

    Your province supports fascism: http://www.qesnrecit.qc.ca/socialsciences/cycles45 /history/lessons/m7u1l3.htm ,
    and you're heartless bastards: http://www.vibe985.com/content/cp_article.asp?id=/ global_feeds/CanadianPress/NationalNews/n010435A.h tm

  16. Re:"mini" Ice Age on Volcanic Warming Eyed in 'Great Dying' · · Score: 0

    Yeah, it's such a shame when scientists change their theories when new facts come along. Much better to hold to a view and then stick to it, regardless of later facts.

    If it's good enough for a certain president (that shall remain nameless), then - dang it - it should be good enough for those crazy-ass scientists

  17. Re:D'oh on The Forgotten Huygens Experiment · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Believe me, you have been trolled.

    This guy is an ass. I've never heard anybody in Canada (where I've lived all my life) say that we are "Real Americans" because we live on a continent called "North America". Nor do any Canadians particualarly care that the "United States of America" uses the word America in the name of their country.

    It doesn't surprise me that this guy is from Quebec. It's a province full of weirdos, whiners and fascists.

    Additionally, it's well known that the people in Quebec speak some kind of pig-french (a little harsh perhaps) that nobody else can understand.

  18. Re:Ummm, No... on Duchovny Says X-Files Sequel in Works · · Score: 0

    Duchovny never pulled a Harrison Ford on us.

    Apologies for my stupidity and all that, but what did Harrison Ford do? Just curious as to what this sentance means.

    thanks.

  19. Re:What's up with the modified statue? on Is Atlas Holding Hipparchus' Lost Star Map? · · Score: 0

    Shut the fuck up Donnie! You're out of your element?

  20. Re:So what about Ashlee Simpson? on AI Bots Pick The Hits of Tomorrow · · Score: 0

    Many big name "artists" these days have no talent and are just digital hacks. Their "sound" is solely the product of digital reprocessing and manipulation.
    Back to my Zappa..


    Damn straight!! I ,too, prefer my hacks to be the old fashioned type. Digital hacks? Bah! I'll take a regular hack like Zappa over a digital hack like Ashlee Simpson any day of the week!

  21. Re:Thank God! on Creationist Textbook Stickers Declared Unconstitutional · · Score: 0

    I believe evolution (the part that states all life formed from some primordial soup as well as we all evolved from apes) is ridiculous as best

    Clearly you don't understand evolution then. It doesn't say we evolved from apes. Also it doesn't say anything about the origins of life. (ie, the primoridal soup you talk about)

  22. Re:Well said on CBC Opens ZeD.cbc.ca Code · · Score: 0

    The last thing Canadians needed was a more Toronto-centric viewpoint

    wah?

    Canada exists beyond Toronto?

  23. Re:Doesn't add up on $1.5 Million Bar-code Scheme Bilks Wal-Mart Stores · · Score: 0

    A little early to be doing the New Year's drinking isn't it? What he said was: The theft was $10 cash-money. Additionaly, they stole 5 minutes of some cashiers time. This cashier probably makes minimum wage. Nowhere did he say that a cashier makes $10 dollars for 5 minutes work.

  24. Re:Is he among us? on Comair Done In by 16-Bit Counter · · Score: 1, Funny

    How do you go home at night and tell your wife that you signed an int, and it ruined Christmas for a whole lotta people?

    Here's how:
    "Hi honey, remember when I was complaining to you about how my boss wanted this project done double-time and they didn't have enough programmers because the pay is sh*t, and the testers had their hands tied because of internal politics, and the Q/A department couldn't do their job properly because we had an artifically tight deadline? Remember that? Well, that just came and bit us in the ass."

    ahhh, I love my job.

  25. Re:Soooo... on The Super Superhighway · · Score: 0

    Canada is the only country in the world that calls soccer foot-hockey!

    The funny part is that it's true.

    When I was a kid we'd kick around a tennis ball at recess and call it foot-hockey.