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  1. Somewhere in Archive America's... archive on Bank of NY Loses Tapes With 4.5 Million Clients' Data · · Score: 1

    (Enter guy carrying way-too-full box of tapes)
    la la la...
    trip...CRASH!!!!

    uh-oh, spageddios!

    (Back at the bank of NY)
    wah wah wah waaaaaah.

  2. 5 hours of downtime? on Comcast Briefly Loses Control of Its Domain Name · · Score: 1

    Taking it may have been easy, but the shocker is that Network Solutions + Comcast don't have any kind of response time... 5 hours of someone else controlling a whole swath of high-traffic names sounds like a breach of contract to me. Shouldn't Network Solutions have re-aimed those back to the default values within seconds? There's nothing that they're using to keep track of huge changes like that? Weird... that's what i would do if I were running a domain registrar.

  3. LEDs? on DoE Announces 'L Prize' For Solid-State Lighting · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. buy LED lights from thinkgeek.
    2. Mail into DoE.
    3. Profit?

  4. "really, really hard" to get to moon on SoCal Selene Group Drops Google Lunar X Prize Bid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know my team dropped because after reviewing the objective of getting to the moon, we concluded that it would be "really, really hard" to get there.

  5. Re:Geezer alert! on Review of the Model M-Inspired Unicomp Customizer Keyboard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    All you youngsters and your mice with no balls. I recommend only a kensington pro trackball -- that's mousing with big balls!

  6. Other X-creatures on Brain Interface Lets Monkeys Control Prosthetic Limbs · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's nothing, I know tons of girls like Rogue, that can steal your powers by touching you.

  7. No nacho? on Street Fighter IV to Hit PS3, 360, and PC, Not Wii · · Score: 1

    If you're going to make a street fighter game at this point, why would it not include all the fighters from every fighting game you could conceivably license? And why not include tons of other characters from pop culture just for fun? The graphics and memory space are there, and the game itself is pretty straightforward -- once you have the gameplay, adding characters should be a breeze. The Wii goes for more of this strategy with Smash Bros. Brawl, and IMHO that's the wave of the future for fighting games (everyone vs. everyone, play your favorite char from any game).

  8. Multi crash on Windows 7 Multitouch Demonstration · · Score: 2, Funny

    Multi-touch will be accompanied by multi-crash, where Windows tries to compete with multiple apps for kernel priority at the same time from you trying to touch multiple things, and then they will all independently crash! yay.

  9. Re:Fire up the soldering irons... on Atari Founder Proclaims the End of Gaming Piracy · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but usually the ones that are supposed to be "unhackable" are humorously hackable, like with a permanent marker or a whistle. Tweet tweet, free games are sweet!

  10. Re:It's even surprising you must stay. on Getting Rid of Staff With High Access? · · Score: 1

    I've heard similar stories from people waiting to get granted access after they get hired, so I guess in the best of both worlds, you could have as much as a year where you're not allowed to do anything but that they have to pay you. That's what we call a sinecure -- money and a title but no responsibilities. Artists use them all the time; I'd recommend painting your ceiling with grandiose biblical scenes if you have nothing else to do... I've heard that can take years with a big enough ceiling.

  11. Re:Possession is nine tenths of the law. on The Case for Lunar Property Rights · · Score: 1

    Not if you get satellite.

  12. Re:Possession is nine tenths of the law. on The Case for Lunar Property Rights · · Score: 1

    If no one else wants the moon, I guess I'll take it.

  13. Change bug source on Do Static Source Code Analysis Tools Really Work? · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best thing these tools can do is to tell everyone what they probably already know -- that a particular coder or coder(s) are responsible for a whole ton of the errors in the code. I think it'd be much better to move that coder to some other part of the company ... it would be way cheaper than trying to fix all their bugs.

  14. Re:It's as simple as this on Woman Indicted In MySpace Suicide Case · · Score: 1

    Not to be a jerk, but don't you have to be 14 to use myspace?

  15. wait, a 65 year old wont work as indy? on Early Review Calls New Indiana Jones Film Dreadful · · Score: 1

    I don't get it, are you saying that 65-year olds don't make for good action heroes? Why, that's preposterous! Oh wait, no it's not, it makes total sense. Meesa smell the Lucas-4th-movie curse!

  16. Re:Four Buttons? on NASA Will Man Destruct Switch Just In Case · · Score: 1

    I'm concerned that the labels for the switches appear to be on a paper template. Imagine the chaos that you could cause by cutting a new template with the labels mixed up... uh oh, spageddios!

  17. makes headlines on Tech Start-ups Aren't Just for Wunderkinds · · Score: 1

    The only reason that there's a perception of the 20-something success is that it generates media attention when it works. There are way, way more young failures and older successes, but that's what we should expect to happen. The younger the kid, the less attention is paid to how successful their strategy is and the more credence is lended (for some reason) to their outrageous claims. Try to follow up on any of those 12-year old dot-com phenom types and see if any of them (or their parents) are still pushing headlines once they reach the age where their young age is no longer a media magnet, and they must compete directly with the more experienced folks.

  18. Re:HELLO WORLD on On This Date in 1964, the First BASIC Program · · Score: 1

    Eh, I always heard the first BASIC program was:

    10 SIN
    20 GOTO HELL

  19. Re:So to summarize on Whitehouse Emails Were Lost Due to "Upgrade" · · Score: 1

    Additionally, expect a flood of /. comments related to how the email fiasco isn't the worst thing currently operating in the White House.

  20. Re:I've just got to ask... on Hard Evidence of Voting Machine Addition Errors · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Based on all this, it must be pretty hard after all. I assume they would have 2 separate counters, a grand total incremented as above, and an individual anonymous vote recorder. Both of these could be compared at a later date on paper vs. the electronic records. I assume it's hard because, well if it were made as easy as it could be, then you probably couldn't patent it or call it a "trade secret" since it's entirely obvious how it would work.

  21. disappearing ink on How Aftermarket Inkjet Ink Holds Up After a Year · · Score: 1

    Disappearing ink sounds to me like a feature, not a bug. That documentation expires when a new version comes out, so why not have it actually fade away and be unusable?

  22. You know the economy is bad... on Falling Microsoft Income Endangers Yahoo Bid · · Score: 1

    The economy must be bad if this story doesn't even get a "haha" tag.

  23. Re:I don't believe it on Predicting Human Errors From Brain Activity · · Score: 1

    Predicting errors is easy. I can predict that certain anonymous coworkers of mine will make errors because they simply always make the same errors. If you see someone driving 100mph and a 30mph curve approaching, you can predict that may result in an error. Predicting which leaf may fall off a tree is easy if you have a detailed enough picture of how the leaves connect... this isn't a way to prevent the error, just to predict it. Preventing the error before it happens in the brain would be a much bigger deal!

  24. Re:What's the draw? on Guillermo del Toro Will Direct "The Hobbit" · · Score: 1

    Rolls Royce doesn't make smart cars, so The Hobbit would have to be a Bentley lol. If Del Toro can make a Hobbit movie that has the cinematic feel of Pan's Labyrinth, that'd be good enough for me.

  25. too expensive to be secure? on Diebold Admits ATMs Are More Robust Than Voting Machines · · Score: 1

    If it's too expensive to make a secure electronic voting machine, then maybe that's the wrong solution? Nah, let's just make an insecure one that's cheap enough... gotta love that logic!