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  1. I would buy it on Cisco Source Code Up For Sale: Only $24,000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    but i'm in California and I don't want to pay tax on it.

  2. Re:tell the entire story of our evolution over tim on The Eye: Evolution versus Creationism · · Score: 1

    Master of code-reuse is right, but don't tell Diebold.

  3. Packard Bell on NEC Strikes Back With SX-8 Supercomputer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tom's Hardware stated the the guts are Packard Bell, and it comes with a WinModem. That sucks.

  4. Re:Wow on FCC Insists Feds Should Regulate VoIP · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Enron also had an "Adopt A Puppy Program" sponsored from the very top of the company.

  5. Re:Errors on Linux Takes On Automotive Apps · · Score: 1

    Yes but it is the R-type Fiat. It comes with a CD that is full of engine revving noise.

  6. Re: Something new? on Linux Takes On Automotive Apps · · Score: 1

    Yep, the 7 series incorporates a knob that handles 700 or so possible functions. Why on earth would they want the CE platform to handle such a sophisticated device?
    I had read somewhere in a SW QA magazine that an Asian head of state nearly died when his custom 745 partially dipped into a flooded river. The knob stopped working, bulletproof windows were unbreakable from within and somehow they managed to get out thru the sunroof just before the entire car got engulfed. The last paragraph stated the BMW R&D is now investigating Linux and embedded XP.

  7. Re:The goggles do nothing! on Build Your Own Drum-Playing Robot · · Score: 1

    Without a doubt one of the best ever.

  8. Re:Another indian posing as a 'westerner' on U.S. Programmers An Endangered Species? · · Score: 1

    umm, make that a soy burger.

  9. Re:LIAR on White House Lied About Iraq Nuclear Programs · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's no use, there's a looney republikan fringe that share the same brain and refute facts because Faux didn't report it. I can't wait for W to narrowly win and then let Congress loose on Galileo's clearly liberal gibberish.

  10. Duke Nukem demo? on Sam and Max 2: Reloaded · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard there will be a Duke Nukem Forever hidden demo on the disc. Links to follow....

  11. ASCII art on Computing for Near-Blind Children? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In one way they're lucky they can't see slashdot ASCII troll artwork.

  12. Sweet on Warp Pipe Group May Bring Online Gaming to DS · · Score: 3, Funny

    I knew there was a good reason for me to keep my dial up ISP.

  13. Chimp on Chimp Can Hack Diebold Electronic Voting System · · Score: 3, Funny

    PS...that's not just an ordinary Chimp.
    Here is an action photo of the actual hack.

  14. Attention Script Kiddies.... on Chimp Can Hack Diebold Electronic Voting System · · Score: 5, Funny

    Final_Results.Mdb
    Look for this attatchment on the Electoral College's Outlook Express inbox.

  15. In a related story on Windows Upgrade, FAA Error Cause LAX Shutdown · · Score: 1

    ....all in-flight movies are played on Windows Media Player.

  16. Re:Worth the wait. on No Half-Life 2 on Steam? · · Score: 1

    lol. You never know, you might get one with a modified heatsink/fan instead of the stock...but good luck trying to get your rebate on an item that's already missing it's PCU.

  17. Introducing: FireWire flash drives!!! on Cringely: MS To Hurt Linux Via USB Enhancements · · Score: 1

    $9.99* **

    *After $90.00 Mail in Rebate.
    ** USB to Firewire adapter optional.

  18. Can it predict the Presidential Election??? on Supercomputers Race to Predict Storms · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh wait, that's the job of the Diebold supercomputer.

  19. Re:If you think looking at images is safe... on Flaw in Microsoft JPEG Parsing · · Score: 5, Funny

    1) Think of Goatse as a "portal".
    2) Goatse is a high bandwidth information highway in itself.
    3) Goatse can be a hiding place.
    4) Goatse tests the limits of humanity.
    I ran out of ideas, AC's of the world please fill in the rest...

  20. AOL art files on Flaw in Microsoft JPEG Parsing · · Score: 2, Funny

    pfft...maybe now they'll fully support AOL's .art files. Serves them right.
    *ducks*

  21. My ears are in better condition on Genesis: Data in good condition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anything to get Phil Collins away from the microphone and strictly in charge of drums.
    Oh,the other Genesis...

  22. Access on Implications Of The Recent Hash Function Attacks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes but what does this mean to me, "Mr.MSAccess Guru/Administrator"?

    Microsoft certification available upon request.

  23. Making up on Philadelphia Considers Free Citywide Wireless Access · · Score: 1

    The city is trying to make up for that football team that can't win any big games.

    (go cowboys)

  24. Requirement: Clippy mention on Microsoft to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 1

    User: 2 Live Crew
    Clippy: It appears that you are looking for 2 Live Crew. I am unable to find your request. May I suggest Old Dirty Bastard instead or perform an advanced search?

  25. Dual Core==uglier heatsinks? on Dual Caches for Dual-core Chips · · Score: 1

    I cant wait for Zalman to make a gigantic copper spread for this generation of CPU's. This could be the end of the acrylic window cases, since the only thing visible will be copper fins and pipes.