The climate on shore is, well, far from dreary. Safe to say all hands finding no restrictions to exploration of terrain. Clear, smooth and moist in all the right places.
And just how does a dev earn money for that link if it COMPLETELY BYPASSES ANY KIND OF STORE...?
Yeah....I'm gonna jump right on that....as soon as the liquor companies start putting cases of Capt. Morgan Silver out on the curb, effectively bypassing the store...
So the joke went over your pointed little head...let me explain....slowly.
I sarcastically c o p i e d the content of the previous post, slanting the unspoken irony towards MS WORD with tiny little jabs. Their loose, my loose, your screw is loose and if you don't pay attention you might lose it poifecterly soon, if not soonestly. If you want to be a diapered-gumby about it, at least take it up with the source. O.K.?
You can go back to your corndog now, I won't distract you any longer since I'm sure your ^^^HEY!!!! OVER HERE!!!^^^ attention span is about to weaken.
Listen.... When you kill two birds with one stone... that's a double but not historical. When you make two holes-in-one on the same course, that might be historical, but again, not nearly a ddddddouble.
But when you boink twin-sisters on the same day, in the same bed, with the same erection....now you're talking.
> what can I expect of some Web App emulating office?
- loose indentation for some unclear reason
- how to go back to the correct indentation is some voodoo magic
- won't be able to create a bullet point on the same level of indentation, after making some multi-line text under the bullet or going back from correcting some text at another place in the doc
What...is this April 1? Massachusetts isn't big enough to get lost in, much less require a tracking device to find her if she goes off-leash...I mean, someone.
> "Once an ISP has detected a compromised computer or malicious activity on its network, it should take action to address the problem..."
Damn I hope the entire process is automated - sniff/clip/boom....including the customer help line. Gonna be some super fine yelling and screaming at the line judge over this one.
I mean, since 'the problem' has already been determined and all...
I was once stationed at 'the other I forget the name of'. We went into town on a weekend pass and had the hardest time finding a taxi driver that knew the way back. Ended up it was just over the hill from 'some city I can't recall just now'.
What the hell is an icon of a palm being used for? If you can plaster an Apple icon you can bother to download the correct image from Apple for the iPhone....
Oh, and these stories about exploding devices are just that...stories. This is just more of the long run of beating up on Apple in the press that apparently comes out of the UK...remember the claims of sweatshop conditions at the factory? Bogus...just like this latest fabrication.
Put together a Honda dirt bike out of the parts inventory at a local dealer. Pulled a plate off another bike and drove it around for months...got pulled over one time for not having a rear view mirror. Cop didn't cross check any numbers and we simply put the plate back on the right bike, which we put into the back of a covered truck and drove to the nearest CHP office. Went inside, told them we were there with the bike to get the ticket signed off. The officer didn't even bother to go outside, he simply signed the ticket and told us to clear out.
Load 'of crap....didn't you ever go to the counselor in school and have an aptitude test? Stop beating up on another culture just because they've found a different way to do something your culture did when you were a child...
This is just v1, the 'dumb' pure evil entity, of course they use a white guy. Wait until they get around to v2, 'smart' pure evil and find out they have to use a white guy for that as well. Then we can nod knowingly all we want...
Just remember, the evil you get is not necessarily the evil you expect.
> "...however the idea of sensors inside your portable devices detecting what you do with them might raise eyebrows even beyond the tinfoil-hat community."
Seems someone has overlooked that fact that certain cars have had their computers ratting out crash info to dealers and insurance agencies for years now....speeding? Didn't hit the brakes?
Get off Apple's back unless you want to pay for abusive users yourself....jack.
"King of the who?" - "The Britons." - "Who are the Britons?" - "We all are. We're all Britons. And I am your king." - "Didn't know we had a king. I thought we're an autonomous collective."... "I am your king!" - "I didn't vote for you." - "You don't vote for kings." - "How did you become king then?"
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king." - "Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from farcical aquatic ceremony."
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Everyone that has converted a router to OSS, raise their hand....
Everyone else....leave the room.
The climate on shore is, well, far from dreary. Safe to say all hands finding no restrictions to exploration of terrain. Clear, smooth and moist in all the right places.
Dig at Apple?
And just how does a dev earn money for that link if it COMPLETELY BYPASSES ANY KIND OF STORE...?
Yeah....I'm gonna jump right on that....as soon as the liquor companies start putting cases of Capt. Morgan Silver out on the curb, effectively bypassing the store...
Would you prefer: u e d a m IP a d i o t a t v b f
unsolicited email distributed across many IPs and domains in order to avoid triggering volume-based filters.
Snowshoe: spam not ordinarily wanted sent hourly occupying email
So the joke went over your pointed little head...let me explain....slowly.
I sarcastically c o p i e d the content of the previous post, slanting the unspoken irony towards MS WORD with tiny little jabs. Their loose, my loose, your screw is loose and if you don't pay attention you might lose it poifecterly soon, if not soonestly. If you want to be a diapered-gumby about it, at least take it up with the source. O.K.?
You can go back to your corndog now, I won't distract you any longer since I'm sure your ^^^HEY!!!! OVER HERE!!!^^^ attention span is about to weaken.
Listen.... When you kill two birds with one stone... that's a double but not historical. When you make two holes-in-one on the same course, that might be historical, but again, not nearly a ddddddouble.
But when you boink twin-sisters on the same day, in the same bed, with the same erection....now you're talking.
> what can I expect of some Web App emulating office?
- loose indentation for some unclear reason
- how to go back to the correct indentation is some voodoo magic
- won't be able to create a bullet point on the same level of indentation, after making some multi-line text under the bullet or going back from correcting some text at another place in the doc
> "...since he either suicided or OD'ed in 1989.
Elvis says he'll be sure to pass that along when he gets back to the island where Abbie & Hendrix are hangin'
What...is this April 1? Massachusetts isn't big enough to get lost in, much less require a tracking device to find her if she goes off-leash...I mean, someone.
....Abbie Hoffman isn't going to appreciate this, me thinks.
One short site editing session and I'm pretty sure I could whip up a libelous link that would send my X running for her lawyers...
> You have one upright screen and one screen laid flat.
So this whole hullabaloo is about selling twice as many screens, then. Thanks...now I get it.
> "Once an ISP has detected a compromised computer or malicious activity on its network, it should take action to address the problem..."
Damn I hope the entire process is automated - sniff/clip/boom....including the customer help line. Gonna be some super fine yelling and screaming at the line judge over this one.
I mean, since 'the problem' has already been determined and all...
I was once stationed at 'the other I forget the name of'. We went into town on a weekend pass and had the hardest time finding a taxi driver that knew the way back. Ended up it was just over the hill from 'some city I can't recall just now'.
> Upgrading Windows is just asking for trouble.
Let me fix that.... - "Windows is just trouble."
What the hell is an icon of a palm being used for? If you can plaster an Apple icon you can bother to download the correct image from Apple for the iPhone....
Oh, and these stories about exploding devices are just that...stories. This is just more of the long run of beating up on Apple in the press that apparently comes out of the UK...remember the claims of sweatshop conditions at the factory? Bogus...just like this latest fabrication.
And I thought MS had learned their lesson about re-writing history....
Can they put boobs on the pope?
Put together a Honda dirt bike out of the parts inventory at a local dealer. Pulled a plate off another bike and drove it around for months...got pulled over one time for not having a rear view mirror. Cop didn't cross check any numbers and we simply put the plate back on the right bike, which we put into the back of a covered truck and drove to the nearest CHP office. Went inside, told them we were there with the bike to get the ticket signed off. The officer didn't even bother to go outside, he simply signed the ticket and told us to clear out.
> they replied with a refreshingly honest and absolute confirmation
My money says someone with a vested interest in feeding you blabhblahblah instead of the truth spoofed your query and you bought it...
Load 'of crap....didn't you ever go to the counselor in school and have an aptitude test? Stop beating up on another culture just because they've found a different way to do something your culture did when you were a child...
"My kid has better genes than yours and I can prove it..."
> There are some girls I want them to meet.
And at least two x-wives....
This is just v1, the 'dumb' pure evil entity, of course they use a white guy. Wait until they get around to v2, 'smart' pure evil and find out they have to use a white guy for that as well. Then we can nod knowingly all we want...
Just remember, the evil you get is not necessarily the evil you expect.
Also, IT has asked that you stop trying to plant "bombs" in the server room. Modeling clay with wires stuck in it will not explode.
They'd rather he planted something that would explode?
duhhh....this is IT we're talking about - what the hell else?
> "...however the idea of sensors inside your portable devices detecting what you do with them might raise eyebrows even beyond the tinfoil-hat community."
Seems someone has overlooked that fact that certain cars have had their computers ratting out crash info to dealers and insurance agencies for years now....speeding? Didn't hit the brakes?
Get off Apple's back unless you want to pay for abusive users yourself....jack.
"I am Arthur, king of the Britons."
... "I am your king!" - "I didn't vote for you." - "You don't vote for kings." - "How did you become king then?"
"King of the who?" - "The Britons." - "Who are the Britons?" - "We all are. We're all Britons. And I am your king." - "Didn't know we had a king. I thought we're an autonomous collective."
"The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying, by divine providence, that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king." - "Listen, strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses. Not from farcical aquatic ceremony."