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  1. Re:When I'll switch on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 1
    I'll be making a switch as soon as I can get my own business up to the point where I can support myself. Which hopefully will be in about a year. Maybe 2.

    I keep saying that to myself, also. But, now, I have a kid and a wife that make me consider my company benefits. Unfortunately, it looks like I am stuck in a traveling IT job for a long time. I make a good salary, and get good benefits. But, that means I have to endure the "glamour" of travel every week. Nope. I'm not going anywhere. I just can't take the risk, even in an improving economy.

    If my kid enters the IT profession, I'll disown him. He'd be better off becoming a stand-up philosopher or maybe even a piss boy. Oh wait. Piss boy is MY job....

  2. Re:Raw Numbers? on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 2, Funny
    sitting in a cubicle from their twenties right until they're fifty

    Don't forget to put the cover sheet on the TPS report.

  3. Re:Tech market looking up on Tech Turnover Rate Lowest Since The 80's · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interesting comparison.

    California: High Taxes, Mudslides, Wildfires and Earthquakes.

    Florida: Alligators, Very Large Insects, Humidity, and Hurricanes.

    Just give up and move to Iowa.

  4. Re:90% marketing on The Technology Hype Cycle · · Score: 1
    You are presuming that $100 tennis shoes are not a cost effective investment. One could however make the argument that $100 tennis shoes are useful because of the social advantages gained by owning such a status symbol.

    That, and the fact that they make me jump higher and run faster, hell, $100 is a bargain!

  5. Re:90% marketing on The Technology Hype Cycle · · Score: 1
    For next gen (bluRay/holodisk) to take of there will either have to be a huge improvement in quality, drop in cost, or some other compelling reason to switch.

    Drop in Cost? Whoa! Hold on there, sparky. If you drop the cost from the approximately $20 we pay for a DVD movie today, that will hurt the profit margins. That would mean all of the incredibly important Hollywood people, like: publicists, lawyers, agents, hair & makeup artists, personal trainers, executive producers, marketers, graphic designers, executive assistants and best boys; would end up either taking pay cuts, Or, they'd end up losing their jobs.

    Sorry, a drop in the cost is OUT of the question. In fact, it's a miracle that the price isn't HIGHER than $20 a movie. All of those people add value to your entertainment experience. You should pay more!

  6. Re:Courthouse on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imposter! A female friend? Surely you can't be a slashdotter! You must be spoofing that user id.

  7. Re:a movie on Jet-Powered Wheelchair · · Score: 1
    Freddy Got Fingered.....Classic movie

    Yet Another Sign of Our Impending Doom.

    The movie title Freddy Got Fingered just appeared in the same paragraph as the phrase Classic movie. Excuse me while I hide, because after this event, God will want to clean house. Here come the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse!

  8. Re:Wtf? on Jet-Powered Wheelchair · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I guess under your socialist heathcare system YOU'LL be forced to pay for HIS medical expenses

    Uh, did you RTFA? He lives in England. Their healthcare system IS socialist. More socialist than the US, anyway.

  9. Re:Two things you usually don't see together on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 1

    BTW, this site has a full transcript of Part One. I credit my quote to that transcript.

  10. Re:Two things you usually don't see together on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 1

    Porch.

  11. Re:503 Error? on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 1
    I just post random "funny" comments based on the headline.

    Wait a minute! That's MY job! If you are doing that, what am I supposed to do?

  12. Re:Bright side on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 1, Troll
    the fact that people (especially some of the media) realizing not all of the stuff that comes on the net needs to make sense

    And it only took them 9 years (give or take a few years since the web took off) to figure that fact out! Wow. At this rate, It will only be 40 more years until these "people" stop buying things from spammers.

  13. Two things you usually don't see together on "E-Jihad" Exaggerated by Russian Media Spin · · Score: 5, Funny

    News Media

    and

    Exaggerated

  14. Re:I know this won't make me popular on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..so I'm posting this anonymously.

    -Steve

    Dear "Steve": If you want to be anonymous, you probably should remove your name from the post.

  15. Sounds familiar on Classroom Bullies On The Internet · · Score: 0

    Sort of sounds like this.

  16. Re:Leopard? on XP2 Spotted In The Wild · · Score: 5, Funny
    Sounds like some sort of leopard in the jungle, if you ask me.

    Cue Marlin Perkins (of the old Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom shows):

    MP: "Today, we are going to find and capture the elusive XP2 Leopard. My associate, Jim, is armed with a toe-nail clipper and a badminton raquet. Jim, why don't you start marching down that trail over there? I'll be back at the truck with the cameraman and a bottle of scotch."

  17. Re:How does the site make money? on Dodgeball: Text Your Location To Friends · · Score: 4, Funny
    how does a business succeed based on this technology?

    Why are you letting those pesky little details get in the way? These guys are Visionary Thought Leaders! Start looking at the Big Picture! See? It's there on your phone! And, you can send that picture TO people!

  18. Re:Ring them? on Dodgeball: Text Your Location To Friends · · Score: 5, Funny
    Once you have 20-30 people in a group of friends.....

    ...you have to start coming up with better excuses to avoid them.

  19. Re:Long live Pope Ashcroft on Justice Dept. Raids Homes of File Swappers · · Score: 1
    If anyone should be accused of a religious bias, it would be the OP, who appeared to derisively use the term "Pope"

    Based on a later posting by the parent, I withdraw this statement.

  20. Re:Long live Pope Ashcroft on Justice Dept. Raids Homes of File Swappers · · Score: 1
    Was that your intention?

    No. And the only way I can imagine you would think that is my use of the word "certainly". My intent was to point out something that Dun Malg explained in his response: Bad, Yes. Catholic, No.

    If anyone should be accused of a religious bias, it would be the OP, who appeared to derisively use the term "Pope".

  21. Re:Long live Pope Ashcroft on Justice Dept. Raids Homes of File Swappers · · Score: 1

    While I am certainly not a fan of Ashcroft, I must point out that he is certainly not Catholic.

  22. Re:Doesn't the DOJ have better things to do... on Justice Dept. Raids Homes of File Swappers · · Score: 2, Funny
    like go after terrorists?

    Not now, we are only on YELLOW Alert.

  23. Re:Interesting timing.. on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1
    prop-job

    Danger is my middle name.

  24. Re:Interesting timing.. on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    What? They aren't right next to each other? If it's west of the Hudson River, then the exact location doesn't matter.

  25. Re:Proof that size doesn't matter on 4-inch Telescope Finds New Planet · · Score: 1

    When I read this, why is it that I am reminded of a line from Blazing Saddles: "Excuse me while a whip this out."?