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  1. Ya boink my regex then want me to buy yer book!?! on Perl 6 Essentials · · Score: 1

    Turn my world upside down, hurt my brain, then expect me to shell out .... Oh. Only 18 bucks? Ok then. Never mind.

  2. Spy museum, NSA, on A Geek's Tour Of North America? · · Score: 1
    Here be ideas: Have fun! Don't drink & drive!!
  3. But I only drive an X-Box!?! on Gran Turismo 4 Strives For Driving Perfection · · Score: 1

    Highway not found. Abort, retry, ignore?

  4. Product --- Project ?? on New Red Hat Linux Beta: Severn · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From the release notes:
    the Red Hat Linux product is becoming the Red Hat Linux Project.
    Followed (here) by all kinds of softer,gentler "public forum" and "outside participation" words. I admittedly don't get out from under my bridge very often, but does this signify a fundamental shift in how RH is doing development? Are they becoming a not-for-profit?? Hey, I'm a microsoft masochist, and any kind of altruism just confuses me....
  5. A GUI by the folks who brought us the VCR? on The IT Market: Cyclical Downturn or New World Order? · · Score: 1
    Take your typical Japanese microwave oven or VCR remote control. With only a few buttons, these ubiquitous devices manage to baffle most of the people who use them. A VCR flashing "12:00" now seems to be a generic joke line. How can something so simple (in concept) be implemented in a fashion that makes it completely baffling to so many Americans; or should I say "most Americans over 30"? Why do these same people not have a problem operating the dashboard controls on their Toyota (cockpit designed by Americans)? It's simple -- Japanese, Indian, and Pakistani engineers don't think like American engineers. It's a different culture, and people think differently. No problem. Thank God for small favors. Thinking different is good. Diversity is good. But take that VCR and magnify it's complexity by 10000, call it an OS, and put on your PC. I'm guessing, and I could be wrong, that the end result will be something that is technically good, algorithmically correct, but wickedly incomprehensible to anyone this side of the Int'l Date Line.

    I'm sorry, I just can't agree with the folks who argue that Indian software engineers with doctorate degrees making minimum wage working on outdated equipment in code sweatshops will somehow put me out of a job. I'll do it by fiddling with my 401k, IM-ing, kazooming, and playing Civ-III all day long.

  6. Hey NY Times! I don't want to register! on Web Caching: Google vs. The New York Times · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Shouldn't the NY Times simply tell Google not to cache their site?"

    How about if the Times got over their registration fetish?

    From the Times Subscriber Agreement:

    You may not ... in any way exploit, any of the Content or the Service (including software) in whole or in part.
    What is meant by "exploit"???

    From the "Forums and Discussions" section:

    You shall not upload to, or distribute or otherwise publish on the message boards (the "Forums") any ... abusive ... material.
    What is meant by "abusive"???

    And how about this>

    3.5 You acknowledge that any submissions you make to the Service (e.g. Letter to the Editor, Review or Commentary) may be edited, removed, modified, published, transmitted, and displayed by NYTD and you waive any moral rights you may have in having the material altered or changed in a manner not agreeable to you.

    Interpretation: The user/poster is entirely responsible for the content of their post, which the Times may alter in any way. Yikes!!! Granted, this applies only to content submitted to the Times, but the wording seems pretty scary.

  7. Now if only there was one for sex.... on "Augmented Reality" For the Assembly Line · · Score: 1

    He is receiving instructions through an ear piece telling him what to do next ....

  8. I'll bring the butter. on New Deep Ocean Creatures · · Score: 1

    Ummm. Anomurans.

  9. Do a startup! on Executing a Mass Departmental Exodus in the Workplace? · · Score: 1

    The engineers and key people can quit and go start a competitive (or perhaps not-so-competitive, depending on what you signed when you were hired) firm. Some of you (i.e. all of you) will probably have to empty your life savings and go into hock up to your eyeballs, but hey, it's worth it. Oh, you'll probably have to work 60 hour weeks on the normal stuff, plus spend another 10-20 hrs each week doing the "odds-and-ends" that need to be done around the office like vacuuming, answering phones, cleaning windows, and scrubing toilets. Hiring some to do that stuff just depletes your limited financial resources. Paychecks can be "irregular", health insurance and taxes will eat you alive, and investors (if you can find any) will want 90% of everything, but hey, it's worth it.

  10. VB User/Evangelist becomes VB Basher on The Little Coder's Predicament · · Score: 1

    I created a complicated feature req + bug report + task mgmt DB in MS-Access. It's a split DB with the data tables on an NT server and a forms client on each user PC. 33 tables, 39 relationships, 188 fields, 42 forms & sub-forms, 84 queries, 27 reports, 10 macros, and 20 modules with several thousand lines of VB. It worked great with a couple hundred records and 2 users. With 125+ users (usually 5 or more simultaneously), and a 14 Mb of data, it's a real, slow, piggie, and the primative page-level locking becomes a major pain.
    Yes, I've done the basic optimizations. Yes I use the .Visible property on forms. Yes, I try to use SQL instead of recordsets. Yes I've analyzed my indicies. But still, users beat me up when their brand new, high dollar, 3 giga-poodle, thousand mega-ram, half tera-disk, compiles-faster-than-a-bat-outta-hell PC looks alike a 286 when accessing my DB.

  11. Re:synopsis recollections on "V" Sequel Coming to NBC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As I recall, the whole alien/nazi earthling/jewish thing was way too haavy-handed and preachy. The "V" insignia was a swastika with a few missing chunks, the uniforms were SS. They may have even had the equivalent of "hitler youth", but my brain is rebelling at trying to remember. No subtlety, too little imagination, really bad dialog, and a limp, hole-ridden plot (i.e. like "Matrix" but without the overly-long fight scenes). Please, if you're going to waste my time and beat me over the head with your same-old message, at least show me some t*t.

  12. I'll give it a try, but only if... on The Exim SMTP Mail Server · · Score: 1
    I'll give it a try, but only if..
    • The config file syntax is more cryptic and obscure than sendmail.cf
    • It has more features and options than sendmail
    • I have to read a 600 pg. manual to understand how the bugger works.
  13. DigiTimes = Journalism-(Integrity+Responsibility) on 3 Major HD Makers Recalling Drives? [UPDATED] · · Score: 1

    Who do they think they are? NY Times?

  14. I'm waxin' my woody as we speak on Simulation Of An Asteroid Impact In The Year 2880 · · Score: 1
    waves as high as 400 feet sweeping onto the Atlantic Coast of the United States

    Oh baaaaby. This calls for the loooong board. Wait a minute. March 16, 2880? Dude. Isn't that like, way off in the future or something? 406 Dude.

  15. Since no one else has started singing yet.... on Shocking Clothing · · Score: 4, Funny
    To the tune of "Singing in the Rain"
    I'm stingin' in the rain.
    Just standin' here in pain.
    What a glorious feelin' .. bug zapper humane.
    I laugh at your clothes, but don't get me wrong,
    I need insulation to finish this song.

    Let the volts I wear toast
    All the fools that boast
    Of their trouser snakes
    Which I'm ready to roast.
    I walk down the lane
    With a zapping refrain
    Just zinging, zinging in the rain.

    (Boy, am I wasting my time writing software....)

  16. Beer? Ha! on Is the Seeking of Lost Skills/Arts a Hacking Analog? · · Score: 1

    I've been working on growing my own silicon ingots, which I will cut up and use to create my own integrated circuits. I expect to have a 4004 compatable in .... oh .... 30 years or so. After that I'll develop a way to program it, then invent a way to hook a couple of 'em together in a thing I call a "network". This will be just too too solid state.

  17. Been there, done that on Hybrid Robot Uses Rat Brain · · Score: 1

    I built an similiar system a decade ago and turned it loose in society. My was slightly more human in appearance and behavior, but still obviously "not all there". But it did manage to get itself elected as President....

  18. Shoelaces, throw rugs, towels, and TP... on Electrolux Robot Vacuum Cleaner · · Score: 1

    Shoelaces, throw rugs, towels, and TP,
    Cat barf, hairballs, remote for the TV,
    Appliance power cords strewn all about,
    Trilobyte sucks 'em all right up it's snout.

  19. 1.3333 Eu - hey, that ain't metric! on Making Change · · Score: 1

    In the land of the integer-multiple-fixated, all that stuff to the right of the decimal place is just not good.

  20. Problems with this design on The Ultimate Computer Chair? · · Score: 1
    • The screens are not individually adjustable for position.
    • The screens should be together for virtual monitor mode.
    • How will it work with CRTs?
    • The PC is under the chair. It's loud and too close to my privates!!
    • I like having a bookshelf within reach. I still have a lot of deadtree porn^H^H^H^H documentation.
    • Where's the blond with my beer?
  21. Call me a scruffy-looking, UNTAXED, nerf-hurter on Canadian Census: 20,000 Jedi Worshippers · · Score: 1

    And I, as Lord High Potentiate of the Lightest Sabre, and a leader of The Worshipers of Jedi Known As Bob, claim all kinds of tax breaks for my self, my priestess, the church which happens to be my house, my dog (who is strong with the farts, er, make that the force), my car, my ...

  22. ATI drivers drive me CRAZZZZZY!!! on ATI Radeon 9800 Pro vs. NVidia GeForce 5900 · · Score: 1

    I've had various ATI cards over the years, and every single one, without exception, had problems. These guys may be leading edge on the hardware, but their software always seems to get short shrift.

  23. So THATS why "Citizen Kane" is such a flop on The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success · · Score: 1

    30% action? I guess that's a reflection of real life, but not my life.

  24. What firewall software do you run (or prefer) on Ask Fyodor Your Network Security Questions · · Score: 1

    IpChains? Netfilter/IpTables ? Pair of wirecutters? Pair of dykes with shotguns and bad attitudes?

  25. Other ways in? Let's ask Google! on Security Vulnerability in Microsoft .NET Passport · · Score: 1

    A Google search on passport email "reset your password" yields some interesting links with (possible?) alternate URLs for this exploit. Is MSoft's domain the only place where this works? I would assume there's other sites that have bought into MS's security tripe and have setup passport servers, or is passport a central repository?