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  1. Sun & IBM have a good alliance on IBM Offers to Help Sun Open Up Java · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Sun & IBM both want Java to succeed.

    But does IBM honestly think that open-source
    is the best path to creating successful software?
    If so, how about an open-source WebSphere & DB2?

    It would be great if IBM could use its muscle
    to move Java forward in the areas that need it,
    like advocating for open-source J2EE servers,
    and ideally more sensible ways to deploy J2EE.

    Anyone here playing with Java 1.5?
    Sun made things more sensible like
    autoboxing and generics and loops--
    how about making J2EE more sensible?

    IMHO, Sun & IBM both need this to happen
    before MS gets momentum on the big servers.

    Cheers, Joel

  2. Candy hearts with a twist on Strangest Valentine's Day Gifts? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You know those little candy hearts
    with saying like Kiss Me and Be Mine?

    Now imagine her wearing them.
    And only them. Whooo-hooo!

    Candy hearts facts

    Cheers, Joel

  3. Piano Teachers Unite! on Microsoft Receives XML Patent · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can piano teachers please patent C# asap?

  4. Distributed Decentralized DNS using JTXA on Verisign's SiteFinder - An Engineer's View · · Score: 4, Interesting
    There's an interesting proposal & implementation
    for a distributed decentralized DNS using JXTA,
    which is the Java peer-to-peer framework.

    The basic idea is to trust your peers,
    rather than the centralized system now.

    Of course that raises all kinds of questions;
    still it's compelling to consider the approach.

    The O'Reilly introduction is HERE

    Cheers, Joel

  5. Chilling effect on TeacherReviews.com Forced Offline · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Today is a professor vs. teacher reviews...
    tomorrow is a president vs. editorial reviews.

    Maybe donate to the ACLU and EFF
    to help them protect our freedom of speech online.

    Cheers, Joel

  6. Be careful about your own liability on A Wireless Network for a 4-Story Apt. Building? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you build the wireless network,
    be sure you understand your liability.

    Like if a neighbor downloads too much,
    or uploads to Kazaa, or hosts a game server,
    does your service provider cut you off?

    Good luck... sounds like a useful project!

    Cheers, Joel

  7. Oh, the irony! on Hejlsberg Talk About Generics in C# and Java · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...we do fairly aggressive code sharing
    where it makes sense, but we are also very
    conscious about not sharing where you want
    the performance.

    Welcome to the Microsoft business model. :)

  8. Chris Crawford - useful links on Trying Your Hand at Level Design? · · Score: 4, Informative
    Definitely see Chris Crawford's website
    and "The Art of Computer Game Design" here
    and the related Game Design Wiki

    Good luck! -Joel

  9. Can you communicate why you're the best? on Replaced by Outsourcing -- What's a Geek to Do? · · Score: 1
    Good security smarts are not enough anymore--
    can you actively communicate why you're best?

    Example 1: you know your company inside & out
    so you're in good position to build policies
    that make more sense for your people and goals.

    Example 2: make contacts with peers outside,
    so you keep abreast of new tools and ideas,
    and can compare your company with others.

    Example 3: learn about outsourcers up-front:
    what are their evaluation criteria, agendas,
    client recommendations, successes and failures.

    These put you in great position to show
    why you know more-- and are worth more.

    Good luck!
    Cheers, Joel

  10. JXTA has improved greatly on SETI@Home Expanding Goals With Sun's Help · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If you haven't seen JXTA,
    or looked at JXTA recently,
    it just got a *lot* better.

    Check out the main website
    and this review of JXTA 2 by DeveloperWorks

    Cheers, Joel

  11. Open source contribs can be much easier on Myths About Open Source Development · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If you want developers to help your project,
    then please make it easier to contribute.

    Show us your roadmap for development,
    where you want us to contribute time,
    and how we can get started helping you.

    Make it easy to understand your software,
    maybe by creating help files, diagrams,
    real examples of how to use your software,
    even comparisons to related software.

    Source code comments are good;
    technical overviews are even better.

    Above all, get FEEDBACK from developers
    on your source code and your documentation.
    Is it clear? easy? How could it be easier?

    The more your improve your documentation,
    and your process for contributing code,
    the more we can help you. Thanks!

    Cheers, Joel

  12. Natural languages useful for spam filters? on Linguistics Meets Linux: A Review of Morphix-NLP · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Can anyone here comment on if/how
    any of these natural language tools
    can be helpful for spam filtering?

    Cheers, Joel

  13. Spam & Junk Mail Summary on Spamholes Fighting Spammers · · Score: 1
    These fake open relays won't work.
    For an ongoing summary of ideas:
    Junk Mail Guide

    I welcome feedback & ideas...
    I believe there's a good solution
    that's still waiting to be found.

  14. Powerbook dropped down the stairs on What's the Hardiest Hardware You've Seen? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I accidentally dropped my Powerbook Duo
    down a long flight of concrete stairs...
    it bounced all the way to the bottom.

    It survived with all data intact,
    God bless Apple's case designers. :)

  15. Experience from the trenches on Technology In Primary Education, Boon Or Bane? · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm going to get flamed for this, but here goes...

    Computers may be overrated in many schools,
    but in some of the poorest and worst schools,
    I absolutely advocate computer classes.

    Here's why.

    My best friend teaches basic computer skills
    in one of the worst San Francisco high schools.
    She regularly has problems with guns, drugs,
    gangs, riots, pregancies, attacks, abuse,
    lack of funds, bad admins, you name it.

    In spite of all this, her kids are learning:
    they learn to use the web, email, and Office.
    These are the fundamental tools of research,
    communication, and business presentation.

    Why are these important?
    Not because of what they are--
    but because of what they inspire.

    When these kids see that they can use these,
    They are inspired, and see real-world success
    as within their reach if they can work hard.

    They gain confidence, which these kids *sorely* need.
    They gain ways to learn more, even on their own time.

    Should these kids learn critical thinking?
    Read Shakespeare? Write essays? Of course.
    But until they are inspired, all of that's moot--
    and computers are inspiring these kids.

    Would love to hear feedback about this,
    or similar stories from other teachers.

    Cheers, Joel (joel@school.net)

  16. An umbrella project for standards on Freedesktop.org on KDE/Gnome, New Goals · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This question stands out to me:
    • How do you feel about freedesktop.org
      becoming an "umbrella" project for
      all projects that require communication

    I think this hits the nail on the head--
    developers *do* need an umbrella here,
    one group to push apps toward one goal.

    Simple examples are needing copy and paste,
    drag and drop, and consistent mime types,
    all so apps can coordinate data content.

    Havoc points this out, and I hope his team
    can push hard for these kinds of consistency.

    Cheers, Joel

  17. Distributed Denial Of Service & Joe Jobs on Attacking the Spammer Business Model · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Your approach of ordering the spam products
    causes major problems if someone forges.

    Example: a disgruntled employeee forges
    many emails about his company's products.
    When your anti-spam army calls for info,
    they overload the company's phone system.

    This is called a Joe Job, and is bad and wrong.
    Why? Imagine it done to a hospital phone line.

    Spam is a real problem. This is not the answer.
    If you want ideas, try this overview

    Cheers, Joel

  18. UltraSecure Mode on Experience with 'Secure' Exam Testing Software? · · Score: 4, Funny
    From the website, emphasis mine:
    • "UltraSecure Mode" requires a special "Start Code"
      for invoking "UltraSecure Mode" and a "Secret Number"
      for unlocking the encrypted exam answers; and our nifty
      "ExamOpener" utility software that "semi-automatically"
      retrieves exams from the floppy disks...

    And cheaters get "Double Secret Probabtion"
    then a nifty fine of "One Trillion Dollars"
    and jail time in an "UltraSecure" cell
    guarded by "Sharks With Laser Beams"

  19. Local-number portability gotcha on Qwest & Cablevision Launch VoIP Service · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's great to see these VOIP offerings.
    But if you use local-number portability,
    then something with your VOIP doesn't work,
    you may not be able to switch things back.

    Or am I missing something here?

    Cheers, Joel

  20. The next big patents? on Analyzing AT&T's Anti-Anti-Spam Patent · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can Slashdot patent anti-anti-anti-spam?
    And recursively more anti- as well?

  21. Can we ask Daryl about this? on The Computer Owner - Guilty or Not Guilty? · · Score: 3, Funny

    If my auto-downloader gets the Linux kernel,
    then a Microsot Word macro virus alters it,
    then an Outlook worm sends it everywhere,
    who exactly is liable for infringement on SCO?

  22. Lunar microwave power article from Space.com on Simcity Microwave Power by 2050? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Space.com article about Criswell,
    including some commentary here

    Excerpts:

    Not everyone is ready to hook up to Criswell's lunar power supply, however.

    "My own feeling is that he may well be right, but the idea is downstream," said Bryan Erb, president of the Sunsat Energy Council, based in Houston, Texas. The group backs a first-things-first approach, namely the building of satellite power stations in Earth orbit.

    "It takes a big investment to get back to the moon," Erb said. "I just don't see a graceful migration path to get to a lunar power system without a massive up-front investment," he said.

    Taking a wait-and-see attitude is Paul Werbos, program director for control networks and computational intelligence at the National Science Foundation. He recently co-sponsored with NASA a workshop that looked over the Criswell plan, among other space-research issues.

    Werbos said that a critical aspect of Criswell's idea is use of tele-autonomy, that is, how to coordinate human beings on Earth with on-the-job robots stationed on the moon.

    "That's the key concept in my mind in order to build any kind of large-scale space power system -- on the Earth or on the moon," he said. "How do you get robots smart enough to do their job under a kind of loose supervision arrangement?"

  23. Walt loved technology, yes. on Disney Does Digital, Ditches Drawings · · Score: 1, Troll
    Walt Disney would have loved this move to full CG!

    What does Walt think about technology?
    Let's thaw him and ask! :) From the strange-but-true department here... Walt Disney was fascinated with technology. It's no wonder the creator of Mickey Mouse had his body frozen. Immediately after his death on December 17, 1965, Walt Disney was placed into cryogenic suspension - in other words, frozen. The theory goes that anyone suspended and preserved can be brought back to life, if or when the cure is discovered for whatever that person died from. Technology will be able to revive them from cryogenic suspension. And so Walt Disney waits for the day he'll be brought back to life.

  24. Begging for a hack on The Matrix Going Massively Multiplayer · · Score: 5, Funny
    PR NEWSWIRE- Warner Brothers announced
    that its new online multiplayer Matrix game
    has been infected by a malicious computer virus.

    The virus changes all player characters
    to look and sound like the evil Agent Smith.

    Warner executives say they are baffled:
    "we certainly didn't see this coming,
    and we're not sure yet how to fix it."

  25. What else can AOL disable? :) on AOL Hacks Subscribers' Computers · · Score: 1

    If AOL can remotely disable IE and Clippy, sign me up!