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  1. Re:Okay on P2P Leaks Surprises · · Score: 5, Funny

    I smell a new pornsite: www.p2pmilitarywives.com

  2. That's impressive, but .. on SGI & NASA Plan 10240-Processor Altix Cluster · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can it run a JVM running on a Windows box and still be able to refresh the graphics?

  3. Not that cool on Turn your iPod into a Universal Remote · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know what would be REALLY cool? Turn my remote into an iPod. Now there's a mod I could get into.

  4. Re:GoogleGear on Google Loses Domain Fight Over Froogles.com · · Score: 3, Funny



    Maybe they did and purposely ignored it, banking on their size and legal girth to get their way.

    </conspiracy>

  5. Re:Doesn't this increase the danger? on Toyota Patents Winking, Laughing, Crying Car · · Score: 1

    That's why I want my horn to be a recording of Adam Sandler yelling, "ASSHOLE!!!!"

    Really, this is the only expression I ever wish I could convey to other drivers.

  6. Re:relevance? on Searching for The New York Times · · Score: 1
    how long has it been since the Times was really a relevant source of information in the real world?

    For those of use who aren't trying to find a Ring of Thorny Fist (+5) or more ammo for our racket launchers, it always has been.

  7. Re:Excuse me, but... on Advice for Developers: Make Common Usage Easy · · Score: 1

    Then you must be implicitly be agreeing with me - iTunes does not make it easy for most people to do what they want to do (this, after all was the point of the article).

    Even if I'm somehow deficient because I couldn't get it to import my entire library correctly, most people don't have an iPod. So, you have a piece of software that creates an artificial barrier to entry by requiring that you buy a piece of hardware endorsed by the software author. Does that sound familiar at all?

    Further, if iTunes works best with a Mac (as you say), then you imply that I need to buy another piece of hardware to get it to work well. Yet again, this doesn't sound like making it easy for most people to do what, since we can all agree that Macs are hardly prevalent.

  8. Re:Excuse me, but... on Advice for Developers: Make Common Usage Easy · · Score: 1
    Case in point: iTunes vs. MusicMatch


    I don't use iTunes because it couldn't handle the collection of MP3's and WMA's that I had. I wouldn't call that easy to use. As best I could tell, it wanted me to re-rip or somehow translate the files.


    Also, I couldn't find support for the music player I have.


    I would definitely say that iTunes didn't make it easy to do what I wanted to do. But I gave it a try, at least, which is more than some would do.

  9. Aren't there enough? on Rare East German Arcade Game Unearthed · · Score: 1

    What? Missing the "In Soviet Russia ..." posts, eh?

  10. Re:Windows Update v5? on Microsoft Delays Windows XP Service Pack 2 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Uh, why would it work with Firefox?

  11. Technology makes the Tour de France bearable on Tour De France Showcases Multitude Of Tech · · Score: 1

    What if all the competitors used some sort of internal combustion conveyance and tried to make it across the desert? Now, that sounds like something I could get behind.

  12. Taser Lag on Modding Laser Tag Gear? · · Score: 1

    1. Go out and get a couple of tasers.
    2. Aim and shoot.
    3. Rinse and repeat

  13. That's Easy on Modding Laser Tag Gear? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Set your phasers to STUN!

  14. Re:Getting Rid of The Obvious on VAX Users See the Writing on the Wall · · Score: 1

    How long have people been saying Microsoft is going to die after {insert some seemingly-major-but-actually-minor event here}?

    How long have people been saying Apple's really dead this time? Don't worry, it's cyclical; don't let the iPod's sudden acceptance fool you?

    Hell, they said diesel would never take hold in the USA again, but but look what Benz and VW are starting to do.

    How long will be hear that VAX is dead before prediction become reality?

  15. Re:In countries with $1/day salaries on Comparing Internet Cafe Rates Worldwide · · Score: 1
    Keep in mind that although they only make 1$/day, it probably costs a whole lot less to live in those countries, us americans have the highest cost of living in the world

    This is probably one of most ignorant excuses for ignoring poverty around the world. Do tell, which country would you like to live in, making the equivalent of one American dollar per day for doing what the citizens in that country typically do for that one American dollar?

  16. Homeland Defense and Slashdot Go Well Together on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Homeland Defense keeps messing with the terrorist threat alert level. I ignore it all the time. But when something happens, they'll inevitably say "HA! WE TOLD YOU SO!!!", when in actuality, they throw so much shit against the wall that sooner or later, something will stick.

    Anti-MS basher types are always quick to say "THIS IS IMPORTANT!!! IT'S THE END OF MICROSOFT'S REIGN!!!". They've been saying it for so long, it's noise. But should the day ever come that Microsoft suffers, the basher will say "HA! WE TOLD YOU SO!!!". In reality, there's so much shit tossed against the wall ...

    You know who you are

  17. Re:switch on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 1
    It's unfortunate that Firefox had to put out a minor release so soon (a week?) after their new release. Didn't bother me none, but might have bothered new users. Call me a Firefox apologist.

    But there's always the old argument that there's no security problems with netscape/mozilla/mac/linux/whatever because no one uses it. I hope that if Firefox ever did gain the market share (highly doubtful), it's ready for the scrutiny.

  18. Re:Great News on Dept. of Homeland Security Says to Stop Using IE · · Score: 1
    I hope that this also translates into a large spike of donations to the mozilla organization.

    Unfortunately, not likely. Using the dangerous tool we call "broad generalization", it's easier for *most people* to get off their asses and download Firefox than it is for *most people* to start thinking they need to give up money for a browser.

  19. Invasion Targets on Hubble Discovers a Hundred New Planets · · Score: 0, Troll

    Some long lost descendent of George Bush, who undoubtedly will have skated by in life and fall bass-ackawards into the galaxy presidency, will invade at least one of these planets in an effort to take attention from his failed policies. It will have the opposite effect.

  20. Re:Is RFID the new spyware? on Delta Air Invests $25 Million in RFID for Luggage · · Score: 1
    If you feel that strongly about it, vote with your dollars. Don't fly in airports that use this technology to track your luggage.

    Oh, and hide your cash under your mattress. Wait, just burn your money. You know the government tracks their own currency, right?

  21. Re:GNU nipple detection on A Parent's Guide To Linux Web Filtering · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What about all the good porn that has no nipples in it?

  22. I'll Ask What's Really Important on ViewSonic VP2290b Super High-Res Monitor · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Does porn look any better on this thing?

  23. Re:Sure it starts out as a joke on Forward This Article And Get Paid $203.15 · · Score: 1
    Just today I got a message from someone who I thought was intelligent.

    Just readjust your idea of intelligent. That's what I did, and fewer things annoy me now.

  24. Re:I'm not sure I understand... on Telus Puts A Stop To 'Modem Hijacking' · · Score: 1

    You think that's quaint? Some of these people apparently have soda can holders equipped with their computers.

  25. Buzzword Freaks Rejoice! on Reducing Electricity Bills For Buildings With XML · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe after XMl solves our energy usage problems, it help cut carbs out of our diets, treat erectile dysfunction, and make the torture of living with genital herpes more bearable.