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  1. Re:that's moronic on The End of .Mac and Google Apps? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought it was called "I'm Feeling Lucky."

  2. Re:Rote memorization does not equal education on Some Schools Ending Laptop Programs · · Score: 1

    Funnier. Especially the registration options. More creative at least than all the .info .net .biz .etc sites that are out there, which are just ad-drivers, as far as I can tell, when they're not just trying to sell you books of multiplication tables, as the sibling to your post points out.

  3. Re:Rote memorization does not equal education on Some Schools Ending Laptop Programs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to make what would have been an admittedly minor joke about this. The premise was going to be that the lazy kid would just say, "I can just look that up online," and then I was going to crack wise about how the site would be called multiplication.com, and if anyone were smart, they would rush out and register that domain name, etc. This would have netted a laughter quotient of around 3 x 10 ^ -8 chuckles per reader.

    I was going to do all that, and then I found this.

    Reality has far outrun even the feeblest attempts to parody it. I think I'm just going to go to sleep now.

  4. Re:What is this crap in American Idol's timeslot? on NBC Believes They Own Political Discourse · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess your state doesn't have a legislature?

  5. Re:Title error... on QuickTime .MOV + Toshiba + Vista = BSOD · · Score: 2, Funny

    You are very close to attaining the Zen of No-Op. Now carry my water for another 5 years, and we'll see how enlightened you get.

  6. Re:I think you answered your question already. on QuickTime .MOV + Toshiba + Vista = BSOD · · Score: 1

    All The News That Fits.

  7. open goatse on Goatse.cx Is For Sale · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now the true significance of the BSD demon mascot is finally, terrifyingly revealed! His reign shall be merciless, and pointy! There shall be much wailing and frantic pressing of "Back" buttons, but it shall avail them naught, for even should they close one window will two more appear, and more, and more, until their screens shall be covered in it, such that all the lab may see. And they will laugh, or call campus security, or file a lawsuit. Yea, these are dark times.

  8. switcher on MacBook Hacked In Contest Via Zero-Day Hole in Safari · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's it! I'm switching back to Windows!

  9. Re:Robot laws on New Laws of Robotics Proposed for US Kill-Bots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Unfortunately, the same point applies to humans.

  10. Re:Sounds a lot like Vista on Apple Delays Leopard to October · · Score: 1

    Maybe next time they can hire/train more developers; Apple sure can afford them financially.

    Yes, but can they afford them existentially?

  11. Re:Yeah... on Beginning Lua Programming · · Score: 2, Funny

    I always thought Brazil was on the map to keep South America from looking like a Sea Monkey.

  12. Sometimes you're the windshield... on Is KDE 4.0 the Holy Grail of Desktops? · · Score: 1

    Is it really based on Qt 4.0, or is it on Qt 4.0.1, released just days later with critical bugfixes? Or is it Qt 4.2, which still doesn't (at least on Mac OS X) handle Unicode combining diacriticals correctly?

    Disclaimer: I work for no one who could benefit from Qt's or KDE's not being the Holy Grail of Desktops. It just pissed me off that this priority 1 bug, supposedly scheduled to be fixed in Qt 4.1 was put off, and still wasn't fixed in 4.2.

    And finally, snark aside, just to restate the question: is this thing really based on Qt 4.0, as the write-up says?

  13. The answer is ... misogyny! on Death Threats In the Blogosphere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    She advocates being a woman in public. That's still too much for some people to put up with.

  14. mistitled on Why Dell Won't Offer Linux On Its PCs · · Score: 1

    The article's OK, but the title of the post should be "Why (some dude thinks) Dell Won't Offer Linux..." etc.

  15. Re:Apostate! Heretic! on Game Theory Computer Model Backs Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Whenever I hear someone use the term "elitist" negatively, I hear them shouting: "I am terrified of excellence."

    Oh, sing it, my Randian brother! Let those small-minded fools cringe in fear and awe of your blinding virtue!

  16. Re:Apostate! Heretic! on Game Theory Computer Model Backs Net Neutrality · · Score: 1

    Clear twaddle is still twaddle. Insurance contracts tend to be clear, precise, and rigorous, too, but they don't have much to say about the enduring human enigmas of chance, risk, loss, and death. So, bite me, analytic fanboy! :-o

  17. Re:Environmental-friendly? on Build an Environmentally-Friendly PC · · Score: 1

    Kudos, editors. Fastest /. headline edit I've ever seen. It was fixed before I hit "Submit" on the above snark.

  18. Environmental-friendly? on Build an Environmentally-Friendly PC · · Score: 1

    What is that? A PC that's friendly to the environmental? Is this something out of "Chronicles of Riddick"?

  19. Re:Sounds like he's talking about Guild Wars PVP on Why Computer RPGs Waste Your Time · · Score: 1

    a vicious circle can lead to a catch-22

    I think that's what's called a pickle.

  20. Re:Baldur's Gate and NWN on Why Computer RPGs Waste Your Time · · Score: 1

    How about this one?

  21. Re:What a disgusting waste of fuel on A New Twist On Skywriting · · Score: 1

    Totally. What a hypocrite! I even heard that one time she lit a fire in her fireplace to keep warm. I figure that pretty much proves that there's no need to regulate airplane emissions.

  22. Re:Tom Cruise Missile on Scientology Critic Arrested After 6 Years · · Score: 1

    Actually, maybe he did mean to flip the whole thing. If you pull your lower lip up over your eyes, the monsters can't see you anymore. Don't believe me? Just try it!

  23. Can it hear a sniper BEFORE he shoots? on Listening Robot Senses Snipers · · Score: 1

    IT IS QUIET HERE. . . . TOO QUIET.

  24. Re:FUSE for Windows on FUSE Port Brings NTFS Support To OS X · · Score: 1

    (because there's no fork() in Windows).

    There is only the matrix.

    Welcome to the dessert of the real. Tasty.

  25. Re:you know.... on Teacher Found Guilty of Endangering Kids Due to Spyware · · Score: 1

    Or it's like giving us brains that respond powerfully to opiates and then telling ... telling us ... we ... shouldn't be ... junkies?

    Wait, I think I just blew a fuse.