More dwugs, morw pwofits weeeeeee, look all the colours ob de wanebow
Nah, junkies kill themselves too soon, outlaw it, fine them for illegal shit we don't have to treat so much and bush banm booomang we are all rich RICH I TELL YEEE
Hmm, these "Addicts slash thorat(TM) to sell wooden leg" stories are pissing the voters off, lets have a crack down!
Hell shit I'm the Police chief/mayor/ prez I ordered these prostitutes, these drugs these cans of beer I am GODS CHOOSEN PEOPLE AND I WILL HAVE A GOODTIME so fuck off policeofficer, or I will have you and all your family killed
Oh fuck what a hit from that DMCA, fucking hell, shit man she's younger than my son! hope that's a deep lake your throwing the corpse into, Egor...
God, was that me last night? or did the devil take me, oh pleeeeeeze forgwive meeee
Haaa such puppy dog eyes, such a cute beard, smell ain't so good BUT WE MUST PWOTECT HIM His ours now pwesous yesss pwesous FUCKING HOBBIT CUNT NO SMEGAL BAD.. HOBBITS IS GOOD But pwesous HE STEAL IT! NARRRGH!!!!
Is it porn made for children? Is it porn with children in it? What is porn? Greek (as in big fat ) prostitute pictures or I SEE PRO (ICP)
The age of consent seems to wooble a bit depending on.. but if there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!
Hey that kid's kid ain't my kid are you kidding?
I am Knacker of the yard and I caught you looking out of your window during the school run, shame on you, any hooo this transmugraphcation device spoted you where going to "Toss the Caber" over those school uniform clad teeen bitchs {CLICK HERE, FREE PICTURES!}, or would you like to open the box? OPEN THE BOX! OPEN THE BOX!
Yeah thats right, same people man, the same people!
P.S. I take it you and your wife are having a tif, you running FreeBSD and she buying a eye-mac
P.P.S Why not buy her a proper mouse instead of that lump of sh*t she uses at the moment?
There you go then, ask FOX to give Zap his own series
Just as with Hommer there is the suggestion of some inner gay conflict So here is a brain dead question: Who whould be a Marge?
So they must have broke the law, I say arrest them, and impound the plans to this v-e-chile
Aint that right Boss Yep, thats right, ol'man 'sso says these 're bad boys, lock em up Billy Bob
Taking off my shirt Boss
Okay Queer Fuck
Wiping my brow Boss
Got u Sten
Tossing my cock Boss Swallow the cum Billy Bob, you fucking fuck wit
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More dwugs, morw pwofits
/mayor/ prez I ordered these prostitutes, these drugs these cans of beer I am GODS CHOOSEN PEOPLE AND I WILL HAVE A GOODTIME so fuck off policeofficer, or I will have you and all your family killed
weeeeeee, look all the colours ob de wanebow
Nah, junkies kill themselves too soon, outlaw it, fine them for illegal shit we don't have to treat so much and bush banm booomang we are all rich RICH I TELL YEEE
Hmm, these "Addicts slash thorat(TM) to sell wooden leg" stories are pissing the voters off, lets have a crack down!
Hell shit I'm the Police chief
Oh fuck what a hit from that DMCA, fucking hell, shit man she's younger than my son! hope that's a deep lake your throwing the corpse into, Egor...
God, was that me last night? or did the devil take me, oh pleeeeeeze forgwive meeee
Haaa such puppy dog eyes, such a cute beard, smell ain't so good
BUT WE MUST PWOTECT HIM
His ours now pwesous yesss pwesous FUCKING HOBBIT CUNT
NO SMEGAL BAD.. HOBBITS IS GOOD But pwesous HE STEAL IT!
NARRRGH!!!!
Imagine Jabba the Hun
Only not so slim and goodlooking
Now gaze upon my face boy, as I make you a man!
No hang on was not Daddy your first?
The FBI was founded by a big ghey fag
Gay Edgar Hoover (as in the cum round his lips)
Two condoms walking past a gay club
One turns to the other and says:-
"Lets go in there and get shitfaced"
Wow is that a schoolgirl in uniform???
Is it porn made for children?
Is it porn with children in it?
What is porn?
Greek (as in big fat ) prostitute pictures
or I SEE PRO (ICP)
The age of consent seems to wooble a bit depending on..
but if there is grass on the wicket, lets play cricket!
Hey that kid's kid ain't my kid are you kidding?
I am Knacker of the yard and I caught you looking out of your window during the school run, shame on you, any hooo this transmugraphcation device spoted you where going to "Toss the Caber" over those school uniform clad teeen bitchs {CLICK HERE, FREE PICTURES!}, or would you like to open the box?
OPEN THE BOX! OPEN THE BOX!
Yeah thats right, same people man, the same people!
Don't you mean Intel AMR modems?
P.S. I take it you and your wife are having a tif, you running FreeBSD and she buying a eye-mac
P.P.S Why not buy her a proper mouse instead of that lump of sh*t she uses at the moment?
There you go then, ask FOX to give Zap his own series
Just as with Hommer there is the suggestion of some inner gay conflict
So here is a brain dead question: Who whould be a Marge?
Will people buy this?
Would I employ me?
If this F*cks up Im on skid row/ Well win some lose some?
See? Management are people to!?
Well not in that sh*thole you work, their gangsters on parole
Lazy gobshites get in the way of everyone, best to kill them now before they kill you!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
And the speed limit is?
(about half that)
So they must have broke the law, I say arrest them, and impound the plans to this v-e-chile
Aint that right Boss
Yep, thats right, ol'man 'sso says these 're bad boys, lock em up Billy Bob
Taking off my shirt Boss
Okay Queer Fuck
Wiping my brow Boss
Got u Sten
Tossing my cock Boss
Swallow the cum Billy Bob, you fucking fuck wit
Tell me your taking the piss please!
Bamboo!
ffs YOU CRAZY KNOB HEADS!
PS Makes removing mint look easy
unless your a lawyer!!!!
(£600+ per hour thank you)
Oh and then drull from my mouth, much better than earning loadsofmoney or punching people in the face
Example:- If lesbians are women who hate men why do some of thm use strap on penises?
world record -ve karma attempt
But as you point out this is the chaps job after all, you know to scare people with smoke and mirrors
As for facts, since when did they matter?
PS That was a reference to WMD
Under HSE rules in the UK Two people must open up a CRT monitor becuase of the risk of electric shock
Never seen it enforced but would imagine your insurance would not pay up
Integrates with Exchange!
Oh man, BSD sure looking dead!
Everyone has had the Nigerian Lost Millions Email scam
Fucking coward liberal scum, I hope you fucking choke on your boyfriends cum
ROTFL
F*ing FUNNY
Yeah like GTA, I could virtua myway to fares!
There would be like a plastic guy, you know an avanter, and, like yeah it be me, an my joystick,whooooooooooooo dat be cool
But it must be a 4 for 1nsightful?
Whats the big hangup with drugs, I found them fun!
Wanna tax me? wanna tax me a lot? Banned slavery! ha, hey I got an idea...
You French hating homophobe!
HINT:-Its price sensitive
And in case you ain't noticed!
I use Windows
I LIKE WINDOWS
Linux sucks
BSD better not die!
or we are all in trouble!!!!
BSD is dead
Pat yourself on the back
Anyone would think he had a Christian upbringing
How do you slashdotters feel about the metaphysical?
Or must you judge a man (by his OS I guess)