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Stories: 0
Comments: 215
First seen: 2002-07-14
Last seen: 2009-07-16
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Comments · 215

Re:Yeah... on Detecting 802.11 Discovery Apps · 2002-11-11 11:09 · Score: 4, Funny

My girlfriend gets pissed anytime I even mention backdoor penetration...

That's because she wants you to spend time with her, not your buddies.
Re:Very, very sad. on Chocolatier Fights PanIP Uber-Commerce Patent · 2002-11-05 10:12 · Score: 2

Check out this list

Uh-oh, I better alert www.dicksonchicks.com!
Re:Bah! on Competiton: Mozilla's 200,000th Bug · 2002-11-05 03:02 · Score: 2

I think you pressed submit a little early.
Re:The Reality of Circumstance on Sun To Continue To Go After Microsoft · 2002-11-03 06:21 · Score: 1

SUN just wants a piece of the pu$$y.

Political Unrest Stabilizes Society Yes!
Re:What should be changed.. on Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test! · 2002-10-29 13:59 · Score: 2

BTW, our sigs conflict.
Not if you add a third condition: "It's either on the beat, off the beat, or beatin' off. It's that easy."
Re:hey Taco! on Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test! · 2002-10-29 13:49 · Score: 2

I miss him.
I miss him too, but my aim's gettin' better!
Re:This would be better on Examples of Programming Gone Wrong? · 2002-10-27 16:44 · Score: 2

Buddy, dont quit your day job. Your code will kill someone. Geez, 2 tight loops, 4 syntax errors . . .

Yeah, obviously the lameness filter doesn't work well enough if that got through. ;)
Re:No, the pr0n guy is right... on Financial Institutions Balk at MS Licensing · 2002-10-23 01:02 · Score: 2

Getting laid is for now. A pain in the ass is forever.

...and for some, getting laid is a pain in the ass.
Re:Wow, you need a girlfriend! on Financial Institutions Balk at MS Licensing · 2002-10-23 00:59 · Score: 2

Actually, it's my girlfriend's collection.

I'm sure you enjoy all those sausages too, if you're letting her store 62 GB of them on your machine!
Re:You can bet... on British Columbia Bows To Breast Cancer Patent · 2002-10-21 02:07 · Score: 5, Funny

If this were testicular cancer screening, it would be covered...

So essentially you're saying there is a vas deferens between the way male and female patients are treated? That's just nuts.
Re:Standard Issue on Building a Dead Silent PC · 2002-10-21 01:47 · Score: 2

Your comment is certainly fanny,

Freudian slap?
Re:No need to be smaller than 512 really... on Smallest Possible ELF Executable? · 2002-10-19 07:41 · Score: 5, Funny

Unless, of course, you're using ReiserFS with tail packing turned on.

This should really be added to the Linux Gay Conspiracy.
Re:not surprising on Passport for Linux On the Way · 2002-10-17 03:48 · Score: 1

fist iteration
Where do you want it today?

oh god, I'm crying from laughing.
Although I must inform you, marketing prefers the term "upgrade cycle" over "fist iteration".
Re:What about... sex? on Redheads Need More Anesthesia than Others · 2002-10-14 19:38 · Score: 5, Funny

She's getting a Sybian for christmas

Sounds like someone isn't getting the job done...
You know it's really for himself...
If programming languages could speak... on If Programming Languages Could Speak · 2002-10-11 18:40 · Score: 2, Funny

they would probably just make smalltalk.
Re:so laik on Predicting User Behavior to Improve Security · 2002-10-11 18:27 · Score: 1

... cat /var/log/httpd/access_log|awk '{print $2}'` ...

Congratulations, you've won an award!
Re:I think so on Generation Wrecked · 2002-10-10 04:29 · Score: 4, Funny

A while back I saw something saying that gen Y was 1980-1989, and gen Z was 1990-1999. If you do it that way, what do you call people born in 2k+?

Generation [, if you follow the ASCII table.
Re:Recycle Bins - don't you just hate them? on Undelete In Linux · 2002-09-30 02:09 · Score: 0, Offtopic

In linux you might do something like rm *a*b*c*.* That command can delete anywhere from 0 to all of your files depending on how they are named. And if you accidentally type *a*f*c*.* you might delete the wrong thing.

Yeah, it's a bitch when you try to delete "hot_asian_blowjob_cumshot.avi", but accidentally wipe out "young_anal_fucktoy001.mpg" through "young_anal_fucktoy999.mpg".
Re:BSD on Overview of the BSDs · 2002-09-27 08:19 · Score: 1

Is it the licence???
No, it's all the posts on a certain techie site proclaiming that BSD is dying.
Re:Good job folks on RC5-64 Success · 2002-09-26 05:54 · Score: 1

...but actually a demonstration of distributed computing power.
No shit?
Re:One flaw in your comment... on US Geeks Recycle GNU/Linux Boxes for Ecuador · 2002-09-24 06:04 · Score: 1

...Jay Leno has never, ever been funny.
Cringe all you want, he'll make more. (jokes, that is)
Re:The changes to Terminal.app on Apple Patches Security Flaw in Terminal.app · 2002-09-21 16:15 · Score: 2, Funny

I concur. It launches for me in a single bounce. Cool.
I see a marketing opportunity here:
Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive! Able to launch terminals in a single bounce! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Mac OS X 10.2!!!
Re:Charting progress on Slashback: Bugfixed, Attribution, Atkins · 2002-09-19 12:47 · Score: 1

How big is the biggest slasdot user anyway?
Why don't you just email him and ask?
pepsi better than coke? on Drink Pepsi, Go to Space? · 2002-09-17 06:33 · Score: 1

Pepsi may send you to outer space, but coke gets you even higher!
Re:"The Bust", WarGames or Matrix? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · 2002-09-17 04:45 · Score: 1

... or was it like _Naked Gun_, where some woman's breasts were damn near going to pop out of her blouse?