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  1. Re:Yeah, but... on Egyptian Pyramid Rover Finds... Another Door · · Score: 1
    We've finally discovered the hole in the universe that will revolutionize our perception of reality: behind every opened door is another door!

    We've known that for years... haven't you ever watched Donald Duck in Mathmagicland? :)

  2. Re:Egyptian Engineers: on Egyptian Pyramid Rover Finds... Another Door · · Score: 2, Funny
    Egyptian Engineer 1: "Check it out, I designed this really long, small passage that leads to a door, then it goes on, and leads to another door!"

    Engineer 1 must be an ancient ancestor of this dude.

  3. Re:186,000 miles per second on Speed Of Light Broken With Off Shelf Components · · Score: 1

    That depends on where the decimal points are. ;)

  4. Re:Easy on Musicians vs. RIAA At USA Today · · Score: 1

    Can't forget Gang Starr, a group so positive that if you multiply them by a negative, it's still positive!

  5. Re:Wire cutting on Fighting Music Piracy with Glue · · Score: 1
    Yes, and furthermore the RIAA is currently buying legislation that will authorize them to send an electrical charge through the wire if they detect that you are illegally stripping it with your teeth.

    Be careful out there, folks... you can never quite tell which wires are real, and which ones have been carefully placed by the RIAA to catch nefarious evildoers in the act of wire stripping.

  6. Re:New meaning... on The Porn Of Napster · · Score: 1
  7. Re:Mmmm...lard on Alton Brown Answers, At Last · · Score: 1
    We like fats because fats satisfy.

    Reminds me of someone too...

  8. Re:Made for parties on Discarded AT&T Microwave Bunkers For Sale · · Score: 1
    Just fill the microwave horn with popcorn and fire-up that 60kW generator.

    Another hint for the frugal: forget expensive lighting, just bring a bunch of CDs and party until the crack of... well... the CDs.

    And don't forget the numerous other party tricks you could do...

  9. Re:Legit Uses... on 320GB Hard Drives announced · · Score: 1

    It's not porn, it's "erotic photography". ;)

  10. hot air on Danish Goal: 50% of Electricity from Wind · · Score: 1

    These windbags are just talking a bunch of hot air. Wait a minute, if they can harness the power of their hot air, then maybe it will work. But then it wouldn't be a bunch of hot air anymore. Ouch... brain hurting...

  11. Re:It's Simple Really on Perpetual Motion Delorean? · · Score: 1
    Phase 1: Gather Underpants Phase 3:Profit.

    You forgot:

    Phase 2: Soil Underpants, Sell on Internet

  12. Finally... on The Casimir Effect · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Finally we have a scientific explanation for blow jobs. Surface 1 = penis, surface 2 = inside of mouth - now create a vacuum, and observe how the surfaces attract!

    It's all in the name of science, so get to it!

  13. Re:i hear apple comming... on iSCSI Moves Toward Standard · · Score: 1

    Yeah, wait until Apple develops a corporate project management system called iTeam. The catchphrase, of course, would be "There's no 'i' in iTeam! ..no, wait..."

  14. Re:hum.. on iSCSI Moves Toward Standard · · Score: 1
    what's the point? does everything have to be iSomething nowadays?

    iDunno, you tell me.

  15. hmm... on Rational Releases PurifyPlus for Linux · · Score: 1

    "Order now, and mention slashdot for a 5% discount!"

  16. Re:sorry no mod points on Ripping Vinyl Via Your Scanner? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's only a mobius platter if the whole record can be played continuously without lifting the needle. :)

  17. Re:sorry no mod points on Ripping Vinyl Via Your Scanner? · · Score: 1
    reminds me also of the trick question "how many grooves on a LP?"

    A hell of a lot, if it's a P-funk LP.

  18. Re:Side Show on Lulu Tech Circus · · Score: 1
    For the Side Show, a real never before seen "Secure OS" from Microsoft.

    Windows SOS?

  19. Re:Forget the physical... on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 1

    don't worry, paint thinner doesn't count.

  20. Re:It wasn't the physical requirements.. on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 2, Insightful
    However, I would also fly through the physical examination, as I climbed a 9000' mountain on Sunday.

    And it took you long enough! I almost lost my erection before you climbed all the way down.

  21. Re:mmmmm... Pot on Many Hackers Too Fat For The FBI · · Score: 0
    One question on the application asked if you'd smoked pot more than 15 times

    Naw, he smoked waaay more than me, bro. Wait a minute, how did you know that my friend's nickname is "15 times"? ...funny story behind that one...

  22. Re:Typical of evolution on Self-Organizing Circuit Reinvents Radio · · Score: 3, Funny
    It is conventional to be awarded the title of "visionary" by others, before applying the term to oneself :-P

    A real visionary would be able to see that others were going to call him that. ;)

  23. Re:Money? on 2002 ICFP Programming Contest · · Score: 2, Funny
    There's something to be said for bidding -1 per round, letting some other shmoe's bot push you to the package (reboots be damned), then blowing your wad during the endgame.

    Somebody's going to have a field day with this comment...

  24. Re:Dropped packages on 2002 ICFP Programming Contest · · Score: 1

    Dammit, here is the link I was looking for. :)

  25. Dropped packages on 2002 ICFP Programming Contest · · Score: 1
    * The Drop command is used to drop packages. Packages are always dropped.

    You can also drop packages reliably with the shorter command, "UPS".