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  1. iRobot? on iRobot Moves Into Your House · · Score: 2


    Don't they mean "i,Robot"?

  2. Re:A few of my favorite things on Hardware Bits · · Score: 2
    Are you interested in adopting a 21 year old Comp. Eng. student who could really use presents like this for Christmas?

    What does a Comparative English student need a computer for? Just go to the lab to type your papers. :^P

  3. MOD PARENT UP on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 2

    PMP

  4. Re:Whatever.... on Joe Clark's Answers -- In Valid XHTML · · Score: 3, Funny
    I figured it would just attract wise-guy comments from ACs

    Thank goodness you didn't say "I figured I would just attract wiseguys." That's a mental image I don't need.

  5. Re:Whatever.... on Joe Clark's Answers -- In Valid XHTML · · Score: 3, Funny
    Shatner left me with a bad (worse?) impression.

    Thank goodness you didn't say Shatner left a bad taste in your mouth. That's a mental image I don't need.

  6. Re:RC1? on FreeBSD 5.0-RC1 Now Available · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No, DP = double penetration. That's what happens in the scene following this one.

  7. Re:Compromised /bin/md5 on Known-Good MD5 Database · · Score: 2
    Worse, a trojaned MD5Sum could be created ( and I'm going to code one tonight ), that uses uname to find out the current host type,

    And what makes you think you can trust uname, or anything the kernel tells you for that matter? Mwu-ha-ha-ha...

  8. Re:Related Joke... on Einstein Unveiled · · Score: 0, Troll
    what's the smartest thing ever to come out of a girls mouth?

    Marilyn vos Savant's dick?

  9. Re:Good! on Sun Solaris 9 for x86 for Evaluation · · Score: 2
    I found Solaris/X86 (2.6->8.0) pretty stable. In fact, it has been rock solid.

    Yeah, but what happened when you booted it up?

  10. Re:New flash player, too on Mozilla 1.2 Unleashed · · Score: 2

    Woohoo! This version no longer hangs the browser if the audio device is already opened by another process (no, I don't use esd).

  11. Re:Running it now... on Mozilla 1.2 Unleashed · · Score: 1, Troll
    What more can a nerd want?

    A chance to get laid?

  12. Re:Irony on LinuxBIOS Boots Linux, OpenBSD, Windows · · Score: 0, Troll
    A sword swaller choking on a toothpick is NOT irony!!!

    OK, let's try again.

    Jenna Jameson choking on your dick would be irony.

  13. Re:Doesn't matter on Conspiracy Theorists, Meet The Moon · · Score: 2
    These nuts need to stop smoking crack.

    Alright, it's pop quiz time again.

    Q. Who needs to stop smoking crack?

    A. ???

  14. Re:Mmmm on "Longhorn" Alpha Preview · · Score: 2
    Shame I won't be able to get an AMD CPU to run it on though :(

    Why not? Do you not have enough money?

  15. Re:A bit deeper on Transmeta Astro Processor · · Score: 2
    I don't know about you, but liquid helium spilling on my pants doesn't really brighten up my day.

    Hey man, you should take whatever action you can get.

  16. Re:Other interesting findings... on Eye Contact Will Influence Man-Machine Interaction · · Score: 2
    Evolution should have put women's eyes on their breasts, so we can make eye contact there.

    Heh, did you see the SNL skit where this exact scenario was portrayed?

  17. Re:Don't forget... on Affordable and Safe Data Protection Practices? · · Score: 2

    Well I'm a kernel hacker so I can speak to this. The truth is, /dev/null is actually a device that implements Zeosync compression. Data sent to it is repeatedly compressed using this amazing algorithm until it is one bit in length, and only then is that bit written to the disk. That's why it's so fast.

  18. Re:Beats roaches on Ants Invade iBook · · Score: 2

    I can hear it - vvviiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!

  19. Re:Ouch. on Domino Day '02 Ends with a New World Record · · Score: 2
    um, i think it owuld be a little easier to just pick them all up, throw them in a bucket, and just weight them. what do you think? hmmmm?

    5 pounds... 6 pounds... 7 pounds...

  20. Re:The real question is... on Intel Releases "Fastest Chip Ever" · · Score: 3, Funny
    With 82 watts of heat produced, ...

    Pop quiz time! Fill in the blank.

    Water boils at _____ watts.

  21. Re:dad == kid on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 2

    the way, what're you goin' didactic on yo ass!

  22. Re:Quick and dirty! on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 3, Funny

    2. Zoom lens for... sausages?

  23. dad ==> kid on Kite Aerial Photography · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...for those dads out there with kids.

    As opposed to... ?

  24. Re:Cool moment. on PKWare Zips to Growth · · Score: 2

    Hi! I'm not normally critical, but I'm not entirely sure you understand what "sarcastic" and "admonishing" mean. Otherwise, nice anecdote. Bye!

  25. Re:OpenGL 2.0 on OpenGL 2.0: Chasing DirectX · · Score: 5, Funny
    I heard that they were going to start using Roman Numerals when DX 10 comes out. They'll call it DirectX X.

    By version 20, it should be good enough to simulate virtual 3D porn environments - thus justifying the name DirectXXX.