While pouring hot grits down your pants may seem like a good way to store them, the combined effects of quantum-tunneling and Portman-radiation (similar to Hawkings-radiation for black hole, only applied to brown holes) would result in loss of grits over time. What's more, the amount of grits lost per interval actually increases as more grits are lost.
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I hear the abacus is making a comeback, too.
I think they'll do it for a blowjob.
WTF was he doing searching a French trashcan? Has he no sense of self-preservation?
I guess he likes to have unprotected sex with transsexual crackwhores in Bois de Boulogne too.
All hardcore porn is GAY. Yes, that means you. Looking at a dick and being impressed by it is gay.
Swallowing your own cum while anally fingering yourself, on the other hand, is NOT gay. It is entirely Right and Proper, and should be encouraged.
I thank you for your attention.
Good thing there are no blue whales in the Netherlands then.
While pouring hot grits down your pants may seem like a good way to store them, the combined effects of quantum-tunneling and Portman-radiation (similar to Hawkings-radiation for black hole, only applied to brown holes) would result in loss of grits over time. What's more, the amount of grits lost per interval actually increases as more grits are lost.
Whatever you do, DON'T INHALE THE PASTE IN CRUSTS!
btw plz post pictures of your sister
What did you expect, a rimjob?
BWOEAHAHAHA
I'm already posting at -1. What's there to mod down?
Assclown indeed.
Your post intrigues me, and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
plz post pics kthxluvubye
You mean like this?
I win.
Discussion on slashdot is like the Special Olympics: even if you win, you're still a retard.
He missed the most important one:
0 - I'll never have sex with a woman, ever.
Hey I started the most controversial thread on /. ever, and all I got was an IP ban.
Manwhoring?
It's pretty much an eat-while-you-work kind of job.
Hey, it beats eating smegma.
DOG smegma, on the other hand...
THEN WHO TEH FUCK IS ON IT??!!??!
That's what I'd like to know...
Also, I checked the goats, but it still doesn't work.
Please keep your pseudo-intelectual euphemisms off this fine website KTHXBYE
I'VE GOT A GREASED-UP MLK DOLL UP MY BLACK ORIFICE!
Mizzl Lizzle Kizzle fo' shizzle my nizzle!
Where do I apply for lobotomy?
I hate all of you.
I'm hurt. Hurt, I tell you.
Tell me, what have we done to deserve your wrath?
Reading Playboy makes you a rapist
When are these sites going to be outlawed?
Having a tiny dick does NOT make you a woman.
Anyway, will you go out with me?
Sure