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  1. Re:They Be The Opposite on How Apple Got Everything Right By Doing Everything Wrong · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like the joke about the two lawyers in the woods who stumble across a bear. The first lawyer begins to run, and the second says, "Hey, forget it, you can't outrun a bear." The first lawyer yells over his shoulder, "I don't have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you."

    Apple has pulled their share of disasters as well, but when you look at Apple's competition, their products are often mind-numbingly BAD. VISTA? Earlier online music purchasing systems? Dell and Gateway computers?

    Apple isn't all that great, it's just that the competition sucks. I mean when the Asus eee-pc is the most encouraging thing you've seen come to the tech table in awhile...

  2. Re:Another interesting calculation... on Physicist Calculates Trajectory of Tiger At SF Zoo · · Score: 1

    A horse is a horse
    of course, of course
    Unless you try to force
    unnatural intercourse
    upon the horse...

    Apologies to Mr. Ed

  3. Same old story... on Microsoft Giving Xbox Live Users a Free Game · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago I used to play Asheron's Call. In those days, Microsoft owned the game, and instead of logging directly onto the servers you had to pass through Microsoft's "Gaming Zone." This was later extended to requiring Internet Explorer to access a Microsoft Passport account to log in to the Gaming Zone so you could get to Asheron's Call. Thanks to this convoluted system, there were a LOT of connection problems that weren't addressed until Microsoft finally sold the game back to Turbine, and you could log directly onto the Turbine servers.

    Good luck XBOX Live customers, and don't hold your breath...

  4. Do the math... on United Makes Plans to Drop 'Baggage Neutrality' · · Score: 1

    And that's what it comes down to: competent management and a market that values the product. It isn't rocket science to have good train service, even in a country as large as the U.S. Using technology from 70 years ago one should be able to board a train in New York, sleep in a comfortable sleeper car, and wake up in Chicago 12 hours later (750 miles/12 hours = average speed of 62.5 miles per hour). With current conventional technology the land speed record is slightly more than 350 miles an hour. In twelve hours under a best case scenario that train could travel 4200 miles. It's less than 2500 miles from NY to LA.

  5. Re:Let me be the first to say on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    It's from the song "Asshole." The point is that Americans are the most egocentric people in the world. Large segments of the American population simply aren't interested in playing nice with others. The current President of the United States comes to mind...

  6. Re:Let me be the first to say on US Faces $100 Billion Fine For Web Gambling Ban · · Score: 1

    I think Dennis Leary said it best:

    Two words: Nuclear F**kin' Weapons
    Okay!?
    Russia, Germany, Romania - they can have all the Democracy they want.
    They can have a big Democracy cake walk right through the middle of Tienamen Square and it won't make a lick of difference because we got the bombs.
    Okay!?
    John Wayne's not dead
    He's frozen...

  7. Re:There is some concern with upgrade paths on Apple's Leopard Will Exclude 800MHz G4 Processors · · Score: 1

    Which G4 did you buy? You might consider one of the new third party 7448 Dual G4 upgrades. They're not cheap ($600) but they beat any single processor G5 like a red-headed step-child. I installed one in an old Quicksilver (used machines can be had for $300) and it screams. It totally buries my 2.1Ghz G5 iMac. I also installed an old PC version ATI 9800 graphics card that I flashed with a reduced ROM so it would work on a Mac. I had to add a third party cooling device for the 9800, but the 7448 dual processor runs as cool as a cucumber. I can play WOW and watch YouTube at the same time with no problems whatsoever on this dual monitor system. I also am running a software stripe 0 RAID via a SATA PCI card and have RAM maxed out. These upgrades aren't what I would call cheap, but they do allow me to utilize older software and hardware, and they can be done piecemeal, not like plunking down the big $$$ for a new stripped down system.

    Also, the old 7300's had 8 RAM slots, not 4, for a maximum RAM capacity of 1 Gig. I had one of those with the G3 upgrade too for a long time.

    While new systems are still expensive, there's plenty of low-end Mac action to be had for those with more modest budgets and tinkering skills.

  8. Why? on Richard Stallman Proclaims Don't Follow Linus Torvalds · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why does Linus hate freedom?

    Apologies to Fox News...

  9. Re:They should buy this on MTV to Invest Over $500 Million in Video Games · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the plan is to update the CGA graphics on the PC version of Remote Control.

  10. Re:In the US the IR came about because of... on New Explanation For the Industrial Revolution · · Score: 1

    Laissez-faire? I think you meant protectionist tariff. There, fixed it for ya.

  11. Re:Punitive measures will backfire on Charging the Unhealthy More For Insurance · · Score: 1

    Excellent point, once you're past the threshold, who cares?

    In addition, it's a well-established principal of operant conditioning that if you want to influence behavior, it's a lot more productive to reinforce the behavior you want than it is to punish the behavior you find undesirable. Yet as B.F. Skinner tried to point out in Walden 2, much of our culture (child-rearing, criminal justice, labor and foreign policy) is focused more on punishing bad behavior than rewarding good behavior.

    Didn't we learn anything by watching "Office Space?"

  12. Apologies (as necessary) to Jeff Foxworthy on Microsoft Patents Process To "Unpirate" Music · · Score: 1

    If you're depending on the current Supreme Court to uphold prior decisions, you might be an optimist...

  13. Re:Kazumi Kitaue is wrong about one thing on In Wake of Price Drops, Further PS3 Doubts · · Score: 1

    This two-year-old article begs to differ.

  14. Re:IBM Blue Gene/P on Sun Super Computer May Hit 2 Petaflops · · Score: 4, Funny

    Meh... In 15 years the thing will wind up as baby furniture with kid puke on it anyway.

  15. The sexual equivalent... on A Geek On Everest · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Kind of like shagging Paris Hilton????

    I'm not saying everyone on the planet could pull it off (perhaps only a handful of Slashdot readers), but when it happens it's not exactly big news, is it????

  16. Re:My spin on Apple TV "Barely Watchable" · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hanna-Barbera? That's like being kissed by an angel compared to a Sid and Marty Croft production...

  17. Re:Wikipedia: the hand-grenade of the world of fac on Wikipedia and the Politics of Verification · · Score: 1

    "Close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades." -anon

    And absolutist thinking occurs most frequently in the minds of the mentally deficient.

  18. Monkeyman? on White House Specifies And Mandates Secure Windows · · Score: 1

    Who the hell promoted you from "monkeyboy?"

  19. Re:up the quality on Unlimited Wireless Plans Coming · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I too live in a rural area with spotty reception.

    OK, I'm old, and when I was a kid I used to watch "Green Acres." One of the running gags was that by moving to the country this lawyer from New York had to go outside and climb a telephone pole to receive a call. I guess it seemed pretty outrageous at the time.

    40 years later I see people standing outside of buildings all the time, in all kinds of weather, trying to improve their mobile phone reception.

  20. Re:accredited or not? on Wikipedia May Require Proof of Credentials · · Score: 1

    Even beyond the quality of credentials, how do you prove you have a PhD? When I turn in my dissertation for final deposit my fingerprints and DNA sample weren't stamped on it. My photo wasn't attached. How can this all be done online? What prevents me from finding a dissertation online and using the author's name as my own? Wales proposes contacting people at "valid email addresses" but how does that help? My email is not JoeSmithProf@Harvard.edu, it's smithj@harvard.edu. There is nothing to differentiate me from an undergrad or the housekeeping staff.

    How do you match the credentials with the person? If you have to do it all online, I would just imagine that it wouldn't be too hard to fake.

    And if the founding principle of the organization is that I can't use my credentials alone to win arguments, why would it matter if I had a PhD or not?

  21. Re:Who pays for virus protection? on Security Software Costs More to Renew Than Buy New · · Score: 1

    "stop surfing for porn so much."

    Or at least stop surfing it with IE and no firewall.

    I've never run anti-virus software on a home PC. What's the point?

    I currently have a router firewall, and I don't web surf much with a Windows machine. When I do, I use Firefox. On occasion I'll download Avast and run it, and I have never found a virus yet. By the time the software company releases a patch, and you download and apply it, there's a sporting chance you've been infected already. Then there are the slowdowns associated with the security software. Symantec in particular can bring a relatively robust machine to its knees. I don't do a lot on my PC beside gaming, so resinstalling wouldn't be a big deal if my machine did become infected.

    I used to run Virex on my Mac back in the 90s, and it would occasionally catch something, but I dropped that by '95. I guess I'm just lucky not being dependent on MS Windows.

  22. Skip the phone... on Consumers Unlikely To Pay $500 for iPhone · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'll pay $500 for the wireless internet device / OS X hand-held computer and you can keep the iTunes / Mobile phone functions..

  23. Re:WTF on Bill Gates Brags About Vista, Reacts to Apple's Latest Ads · · Score: 1

    Sounds like he's been drinking his own Kool-Aid (I know, I know, it was really Flavor-Aid at Jonestown).

  24. Re:Ayn Rand? The fan dancer? on Jimmy Wales's Open Source Collaboration Tips · · Score: 1

    Funniest thing I've read on Slashdot in the last 6 years. Thank you.

  25. Re:Or is it the other way around? on Professors To Ban Students From Citing Wikipedia · · Score: 1

    Mea Culpa. I'm obviously not an academic because I didn't just know without being told. I should have known that there is such consensus in the academic world that nobody requires electronic submissions, there's complete agreement in English regarding all grammar rules and the percentage of points marked off for errors, all papers must be formatted using the same style, be the same length, etc. Just like it must be known that all professors forbid Wikipedia and encyclopedia references in all papers. Personally, I haven't experienced the same consensus and conformity in academia that you appear to have.