Pray, o' Lord, that You giveth thine Jon of DVD, the power to release thine TV shows from Satan's demonic, ravenous, malicious lock on ones and zeros, so I may become pure of spirit and download thine shows from ThePirateBay.
I unserstand in the real world we are supposed to act all civilized and polite, but I say FUCK THEM, it's too late for MS to play nice. Welcome to the future, enjoy Linux and OSS, and FUCK YOU.
Now excuse me as I go back to finish working, I was using OpenOffice.org (latest beta of v2) and it's wonderfull and I'm carefull to make sure I submit any bugs I find. That's my part.
How many companies are going to allow any data of any sort outside their environment?
I know of 16,900 that already put the family jewels, their customers and prospects and financial sales information, all on-line. It's called salesforce.com and it's hosted CRM.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about the few 100,000 companies that use on-line hosted Microsoft Exchange. Need more examples? No, I didn't think so.
This is going to be great, I am sure. I trust Google to help the user interface and I trust sun for keeping the thing up and running (after all is said and done, there is not much kit on the planet more reliable than Sun's heavy metal servers IMO) and I can't wait to use it.
Start > Control Panel > Add Remove Programs > Microsoft Office > Remove.
Can not wait to do that on my one and only Windows box. Already moved to Open Office on my Powerbook. And yes, Gmail and Salesforce.com work sweet on Powerbook. w0oT!
OMG!!1! Int3l is teh LamErz! Ripoff!!1one!!... please understand that the little shacks they knock up to research and make the chips cost around a BILLION dollars each.
There are OS X themes for Windows XP too, but that doesn't mean you will then have a real operating system. Anyone who uses this deserves what they get.
Tell they to go fuck themselves. All they are looking for is where to attack Linux in their next round of adverts and paid-for "independant" tests. There is NOTHING we can learn from MS, to think otherwise is nothing short of foolish.
Great idea. Keeps the video card ice cold, but you need to free up 5 PCI slots, and take out the motherboard, powersupply, hard drive, and CD-ROM to make room. Worth every penny!
If OS X had to run on a gazillion different combinations, that fact would be a major point it making it less reliable and less stable. BECAUSE THE OS IS SOLD TO RUN ON ONLY A FEW HARDWARE OPTIONS, IT"S EASIER TO WRITE AND TEST AND Q/A THE DAMN THING! That is part of the success of OS X and what makes it run so geat. Of course Apple wants the hardware sales, but controling the hardware is critical too. I would not want an OS X that could run on Compaqs to Dells to A Opens to your custom PC because then I wouldn't get uptimes of 90 days (rebooting only for security updates that touch the Kernel, etc).
LOOK AT SOLARIS. Ask anyone who needs a Solaris box to stay up for critical stuff (not FTP server, talking about critical stuff at the core of a company / government / hospital) and it will be on one on Sun's servers, it will NOT be Solaris for Intel. Big metal + Tested Metal = Solaris uptimes of years if need be. Small metal + Tested Metal = OS X I know and love.
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My "Prayer of Jon":
Pray, o' Lord, that You giveth thine Jon of DVD, the power to release thine TV shows from Satan's demonic, ravenous, malicious lock on ones and zeros, so I may become pure of spirit and download thine shows from ThePirateBay.
Amen.
I unserstand in the real world we are supposed to act all civilized and polite, but I say FUCK THEM, it's too late for MS to play nice. Welcome to the future, enjoy Linux and OSS, and FUCK YOU.
Now excuse me as I go back to finish working, I was using OpenOffice.org (latest beta of v2) and it's wonderfull and I'm carefull to make sure I submit any bugs I find. That's my part.
Maybe MS will finally get laid.
What do you mean FINALLY? They've been fucking people for years.
I know of 16,900 that already put the family jewels, their customers and prospects and financial sales information, all on-line. It's called salesforce.com and it's hosted CRM.
Oh, yeah, I almost forgot about the few 100,000 companies that use on-line hosted Microsoft Exchange. Need more examples? No, I didn't think so.
This is going to be great, I am sure. I trust Google to help the user interface and I trust sun for keeping the thing up and running (after all is said and done, there is not much kit on the planet more reliable than Sun's heavy metal servers IMO) and I can't wait to use it.
Start > Control Panel > Add Remove Programs > Microsoft Office > Remove.
Can not wait to do that on my one and only Windows box. Already moved to Open Office on my Powerbook. And yes, Gmail and Salesforce.com work sweet on Powerbook. w0oT!
For the FUCKING LOVE OF GOD/BUDAH/JAHOVA/BABY JESES/BIGGY AND 2PAC please support OS X. Please please please.
Thank you.
The mark of the beast... is your own DNA pattern. Who would have thunk it?!? The beggining of the end.
I first read that as "I"nternet "P"rotocol. I thought to myself, "Those fucks will never take 127.0.0.1 from me!"
Just wanted to say THANK YOU for NeoOffice (which runs happily on my iMac). I appreciate all of your hard work and talent, it's a great app. W0ot!
Imagine not allowing cars to be made because the people who made horse whips bitched!
HA HA!!! VI is teh b3st!!1!
Before you get all...
... please understand that the little shacks they knock up to research and make the chips cost around a BILLION dollars each.
OMG!!1!
Int3l is teh LamErz!
Ripoff!!1one!!
That is a hell of a way to talk about a visit to China. Damn.
Just wanted to say I love your sig. w0ot!
There are OS X themes for Windows XP too, but that doesn't mean you will then have a real operating system. Anyone who uses this deserves what they get.
Chickens and mainlining heroin! W0oT!
Strart is marklar for marklar. Very marklar if you marklar about it.
Not if it's an Apple computer! Apple computers are not made, they are birthed from the vagina of a mystical creature who has nice tits.
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Windows Vista is going to be 1 soon! Happy Birthday Mac OSX Tiger!
This just means I need to wait a bit to decide which format I will use to backup my torren^H^H^H^Hbuy my movies on.
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Tell they to go fuck themselves. All they are looking for is where to attack Linux in their next round of adverts and paid-for "independant" tests. There is NOTHING we can learn from MS, to think otherwise is nothing short of foolish.
Wow... that sounds like an awesome movie title. I'd by tickets for that shit in a heartbeat!
Impossible. It's CNET. "Reporters" never worked there in the first place.
Great idea. Keeps the video card ice cold, but you need to free up 5 PCI slots, and take out the motherboard, powersupply, hard drive, and CD-ROM to make room. Worth every penny!
I anthropomorphized my OS. It feels snappier now!
If OS X had to run on a gazillion different combinations, that fact would be a major point it making it less reliable and less stable. BECAUSE THE OS IS SOLD TO RUN ON ONLY A FEW HARDWARE OPTIONS, IT"S EASIER TO WRITE AND TEST AND Q/A THE DAMN THING! That is part of the success of OS X and what makes it run so geat. Of course Apple wants the hardware sales, but controling the hardware is critical too. I would not want an OS X that could run on Compaqs to Dells to A Opens to your custom PC because then I wouldn't get uptimes of 90 days (rebooting only for security updates that touch the Kernel, etc).
LOOK AT SOLARIS. Ask anyone who needs a Solaris box to stay up for critical stuff (not FTP server, talking about critical stuff at the core of a company / government / hospital) and it will be on one on Sun's servers, it will NOT be Solaris for Intel. Big metal + Tested Metal = Solaris uptimes of years if need be. Small metal + Tested Metal = OS X I know and love.