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Advertising Comes to DVR Owners

bill_kress writes "According to Reuters, television studios are finally trying to target DVR viewers with advertising. The effort, however, seems rather backwards — They are extending the same exact image across the entire 30 second commercial so that TIVO Viewers will be forced to view at least one frame. Wouldn't it be better to add value to the viewing experience instead?" From the article: "The advert for its new drama 'Brotherhood' will show a single image on the screen for the entire 30-second slot, and therefore retain its "sales message" when viewed even at the 12-times speeds enabled by Sky+ and other digital recorders, also known as personal video recorders, or PVRs. Advertisers have been racing to find ways to get messages through as higher numbers of consumers watch TV programs when they want using such recorders, often skipping the commercials."

294 comments

  1. Wow by CerebusUS · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gee, that won't upset the standard viewing public at all... will it?

    Maybe they could play an emergency test tone over the entire 30 seconds, just to get everyone's attention.

    1. Re:Wow by johndierks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My Tivo has 60x fast forward... so advertisers will have a 1 in 2 chance of me seeing their single frame! I guess they're the gambling type. In all reality, the bigger problem is the huge ads they're overlaying at the bottom of the shows I'm watching. They're animated and very distracting, which is the point after all. Today, they're for other shows on the network, but I'm sure they'll soon be for other products.

    2. Re:Wow by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In all reality, the bigger problem is the huge ads they're overlaying at the bottom of the shows I'm watching
      I hate those things... I call them pop-ups. The remind me of the old Kazza that was loaded with gozilla ad-ware or some crap. They really piss me off. I take no notice of what they are, or I end up associating being pissed off with what the ad is for.

      No adaware or spybotS&D is going to scrub those things. There is no escaping them. What do we do?
    3. Re:Wow by plumby · · Score: 1

      They aren't far off that now. I regularly find shows that turn the volume up so loud during commercials that I'm pretty much forced to either fast forward through them or turn the sound off. I'm puzzled as to exactly what they think they are achieving.

    4. Re:Wow by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      Since many people get up to get something to eat or go to the bathroom during commercials, maybe they figure by TURNING UP THE VOLUME, you'll still be able to hear their ads where ever you go in the house.

      I guess the ad people haven't heard about things like VCR/DVRs (fast-forward through ads) or the MUTE button.

      I have to wonder if maybe the cable company is doing this, as some channels are much louder than others, while others are way too soft. Comedy Central is so soft, I have to crank the TV's volume up to dangerous levels just hear John Stewart - but when AT&T's ads come on, I have to dive for the remote, lest I blow out my eardrums.

    5. Re:Wow by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Don't watch. Or, better yet, torrent it so you still get to watch, but without the normal adverts and they think their numbers are dropping (and hopefully come to the conclusion that it's those damned ads driving people off, not the shitty programming).

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      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    6. Re:Wow by AxelBoldt · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There is no escaping them. What do we do?
      Get yourself a library card and kill your TV.
    7. Re:Wow by sobachatina · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What do we do?

      Hmmm. Go read a book?

      I think it is amusing that people seem to think that they have to watch TV for some reason. Movies, popular music, and TV are so ingrained in our culture that it doesn't seem to occur to people that you can in fact entertain yourself without them.

      Learn to play an instrument- that will keep you happily entertained for the rest of your life.

      I understand that this doesn't answer your rhetorical question. I wanted to rant and this seemed like a good place to do it.

    8. Re:Wow by ajs · · Score: 1

      Typical for Slashdot. The first people to post take what's in the blurb and run with it, as if it encompasses the full spectrum of the planned concept.

      Think about it. You work for an ad company, and you know that people using TiVos and other DVRs are skipping commercials. What would you do to get your message to them?

      Would you up the expense of the ads to capture a wider audience. No, you would probably loose all of your customers doing that.

      Would you move toward product placements? Yep, and notice that product placements in TV shows have been on the up-swing.

      Would you try to build ads that get their message across in a longer format AND a shorter format? Yep, and that's what this will probably end up being in the end. Watch for normal looking ads that, for arbitrary reasons, happen to have a logo and product name in the same place for the full duration of the ad.

      This will work on me. I use an Echostar DVR (for as long as they still exist, now that they're losing the suit), and I press the skip-forward button several times to go to the end of a commercial break. In any ad with a logo that shows up for more than 10 or so seconds, I'll typically end up seeing the logo. Theme songs that repeat the name of the product are also a good way to catch folks like me (Wanna Fanta?) Of course, like most other smart folks, I want to think that the fact that I see these ads doesn't mean that they have any effect, and of course, I'm wrong. I don't buy Fanta, but I probably wouldn't have no matter what. I *do* look for a brand of sneaker that I know when I go shopping because too many times I've bought an off-brand and been screwed, so now if a sneaker wants to get my money they have to find a way to get their name into my head. It's an unfortunate state of affairs that I would like to counter by watching and reading more consumer-friendly sources of information (America's Test Kitchen (PBS) and Consumer Reports come to mind), but I typically don't have the time.

    9. Re:Wow by russ1337 · · Score: 1
      Learn to play an instrument
      I played the Alto Sax for 5 years - back in the day... maybe i'll go find it.
    10. Re:Wow by Digicrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always fastforward through the commercials on my DVR, but the speed is such that I normally see at least a couple of frames of each commercial - and I actually like it that way.

      Every now and then I might see the flash of a commercial that might look intersting and will actually go back to watch it - albeit not often. If they actually made more commercials that were (a) interesting, (b) actually relevant to something, (c) not repeated a zillion times, or (d) didn't include dozens of 'enhancement' and diet commercials that nobody wants to see, then maybe commercials would be more effective, but as it is, most people just ignore the commercials, even when they can't skip them.

      Product placement has definetly been on the rise lately, and will definetly continue to. Commercials are a dying medium - nobody wants to see them most of the time, and on-demand and PVRs are making it easier than ever to skip them. When done right, product placement is unobtrusive and can actually add to the realism of the show, or for that matter video game (an area that's starting to grow exponentially).

      Of course, added product placement will also eventually mean less reruns on tv when networks can't change or re-charge for the ads in old shows . . .

    11. Re:Wow by rlbond86 · · Score: 1
      That's all well and good, but most people do not have DVR (I too have it and skip commercials). However, if I were viewing the show live, I would not be interested in their advertisement for "Brotherhood" since it WILL NOT ACTUALLY HAVE CLIPS FROM THE SHOW!!!

      Moreover, they are advertising their new show to people who will then record the show and SKIP THOSE COMMERCIALS TOO! The whole idea is moronic, really.

    12. Re:Wow by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Heck, many libraries have pretty decent DVD collections, come to that, although some of the more popular titles (that aren't blockbuster movies) may have long hold lists. (I'm still waiting on the last couple of discs for "Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex, 2nd GIG", for example.)

      Who watches broadcast TV anymore anyway?

      --
      -- Alastair
    13. Re:Wow by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My Tivo has 60x fast forward... so advertisers will have a 1 in 2 chance of me seeing their single frame!

      Only if TiVo showed 60x fast-forward updating at only 1 frame per second would that be true. In fact, at 60x speed, out of a 30-second commercial TiVo shows you 15 frames of it in half a second.

      To see only one frame of a 30-second commercial without still-storing the frame longer than the standard 1/30th of a second, you'd need 900x speed.

      --
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    14. Re:Wow by profplump · · Score: 1

      I play an instrument. Several in fact. And while it's a nice distraction I'd rather give it up than movies.

    15. Re:Wow by mrbcs · · Score: 1

      I think they're trying to wake you up.

      --
      I'm not anti-social, I'm anti-idiot.
    16. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I enjoy playing the skin flute now and then.

    17. Re:Wow by WilliamSChips · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Books are great but sometimes you just don't want to read. I don't know why that's so hard to understand for some people.

      --
      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
    18. Re:Wow by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Technically, it isn't so much that the commercials are louder but rather they have longer sustained volume. Constant music in the background of ads allows them to keep the volume high for the duration of the ad, getting more attention. A television show generally has more low sections, with the exception of sitcoms with studio audiences.

      The televisions that try to control the volume react to loud sounds by turning down the volume, then slowly turning it back up during quiet sections, sometimes high enough that you can hear a hiss. Then the next sound comes out loud briefly and it ramps it down again. This auto-level behavior is too annoying for me to stand and I prefer to keep the volume level steady.

      Of course, the volume buttons are the first ones to wear off their labels on my mother's remotes. She's always manually changing it, even when the TV's auto-leveler is on.

      --
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    19. Re:Wow by Hamilton+Lovecraft · · Score: 1

      Think about it. You work for an ad company, and you know that people using TiVos and other DVRs are skipping commercials. What would you do to get your message to them? Use images of hot girl-on-girl action to get the viewer to watch at normal speed.

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      step 3: god dammit, it doesn't work
    20. Re:Wow by rbochan · · Score: 1
      ...What do we do?

      To quote the late 20th century philosopher, John Prine:


              She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
              And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
              Well she pressed her chest against me
              About the time the juke box broke
              Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
              And these are the words she spoke:

              "Blow up your TV, throw away your paper
              Go to the country, build you a home
              Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
              Try and find Jesus on your own"

              Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
              For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
              Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
              Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do:

              "Blow up your TV, throw away your paper
              Go to the country, build you a home
              Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
              Try and find Jesus on your own"

              Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
              When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
              I said "You must know the answer."
              She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
              And to this very day we've been livin' our way
              And here is the reason why:

              We blew up our TV threw away our paper
              Went to the country, built us a home
              Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
              They all found Jesus on their own
      --
      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    21. Re:Wow by Quino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've been wondering for some time if the "high" road wouldn't actually be more effective as well: make commercials entertaining.

      It's rare, but there are commercials that are so funny, witty, etc. that I actually find myself rewinding my Tivo to watch them in their entirety, or to show it to someone ("I shove my beer inside the crack of a turkey!").

      Though I cannnot speak from experience, a friend who studied marketting did once mention that this is much more common in Europe: sometimes commercials just have interesting scenes even though they have nothing to do with the prodcut. I know I've seen surreal commercials for British Airways, for instance, that never even showed an airplane. In fact, if it didn't say British Airways (Airlines?) at the end, you would never know who paid for the commercial.

    22. Re:Wow by paralaxcreations · · Score: 1

      There's currently a legal limit imposed on how much difference in volume there can be between programming and commercials here in the states.

      Though I'm sure it's not paid much attention to by either party.

    23. Re:Wow by admactanium · · Score: 1
      They aren't far off that now. I regularly find shows that turn the volume up so loud during commercials that I'm pretty much forced to either fast forward through them or turn the sound off. I'm puzzled as to exactly what they think they are achieving.
      i can speak from experience having been in over 50 final audio mixes for television commercials. i don't ever, once, recall anyone saying we need to crank up the volume of a spot to get the attention of the viewers. i think the more likely scenario is that tv shows aren't mixed to the same levels and with the same scrutiny as television commercials. commercials are probably the most expensive form of video on a per second basis. when a commercial is sent for final mix, everything is set to the highest acceptable volume according to broadcast specs. it's just a matter of using the full spectrum available to us.

      tv shows, on the other hand, are probably mixed on a much more general level. i doubt there's anyone who sits there and audio mixes a whole one-hour show to the exact level of detail as a commercial. more than likely they set good levels for dialogue and music and take into account the hot spots. i think they're more concerned with the relative levels of their audio than the absolute levels of their audio because if they're a little low, people will just turn up the volume.

      that's not to say that there aren't hacky and unscrupulous advertisers and studios that crank everything up to the point of clipping. obviously there are since we hear that on a fairly regular basis on tv. but i've never personally seen a sound engineer say that we needed to pump up the levels of our audio to get people's attention or compensate for them being out of the room. and i've worked with probably over 30 engineers.
    24. Re:Wow by treeves · · Score: 3, Funny

      I play an instrument, and not to entertain myself. It's enjoyable, but it's not escape, it's work to some degree.

      That said, I don't really give a rip. I don't have a TIVO. I don't even have cable TV. I don't even know why I was reading this. Silly me.

      --
      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    25. Re:Wow by dubiousmike · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the mean time, its people who sit in front of their computer for 14 hours a day who are smarmily telling the rest to read a book. That's like yelling to people who are using a Segway that they should ride a bike FROM THEIR CAR.

    26. Re:Wow by FLEB · · Score: 1

      That would only matter if you had a Neilsen logbook, in which case you could just lie.

      --
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      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    27. Re:Wow by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Minus the recalls, of course.

      --
      Please, for the good of Humanity, vote Obama.
    28. Re:Wow by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      Think about it. You work for an ad company, and you know that people using TiVos and other DVRs are skipping commercials. What would you do to get your message to them?
      I'd patent the 31 -second skip button so no other bastard could use it...

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    29. Re:Wow by Firehed · · Score: 1

      So the ratings they come up with hours after shows air are pulled from deep within the reaches of their collective asses? I've done a Nielson logbook before, and something tells me that there's more than guesswork going into things between the time the show airs and the week after that when they get their book back.

      --
      How are sites slashdotted when nobody reads TFAs?
    30. Re:Wow by nacturation · · Score: 2, Funny

      Get yourself a library card and kill your TV.

      No, no... the answer is obvious: apply directly to the forehead.

      (I also recommend tagging this story with applydirectlytotheforehead.)

      --
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    31. Re:Wow by plumby · · Score: 1

      It's undoubtably the TV channel doing it rather than the original program or the advert. There's a couple of the satellite channels that are really bad for it. Don't know whether it's deliberate or accidental, but it's extremely annoying when it happens.

    32. Re:Wow by rising_hope · · Score: 1

      Of course, you realize, this will only compell DVR manufactures to put a 31 second skip forward button in their units. My old VCR had a "commercial skip" feature that would fast forward 30 seconds at a time, but ultimately with digital, now you don't even have to wait for it to jump forward. I say 31 seconds cause anything over 30 will at least force the commercial makers to move into the more costly 1 minute segments...

    33. Re:Wow by evilviper · · Score: 1
      No adaware or spybotS&D is going to scrub those things. There is no escaping them. What do we do?

      Standard economics. If you have a network which still shows those things continually (like FX) you stop watching that network all-together, and either the pop-ups will disappear, or the network will. Writing letters to your cable provider, asking them to stop carrying those channels can't possibly hurt, and if enough people do, the pressure on the network from the regional companies will be overwhelming.

      If there's a specific show where they do that heavily (like Law and Order) you stop watching that show, and see the ratings gradually fall...

      Both of those are real examples, BTW. I haven't watched either in a long time, and my cable company just gave me the brush-off, saying I should just watch another channel, but a few more customer complints, and they'll probably change their tune.
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    34. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't include dozens of 'enhancement' and diet commercials that nobody wants to see

      if no one wanted to see them, they wouldn't make them. it's a very simple idea. they don't make these commercials because they are bored.

    35. Re:Wow by nmx · · Score: 1

      There are two kinds of Nielsen families: diary and metered. The numbers you're referring to come from boxes attached to people's TVs.

      --
      "Well kids, you tried your best, and you failed. The lesson is, never try."
    36. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too! Except that I don't really play any instruments. I don't have a TiVo or cable, but the rabbit ears do need a little adjusting ... eventually ... when I feel like putting effort into it.

  2. That'll suck... by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

    For people without DVRs.

    Way to encourage them to get up and go do something else, instead of looking at the same non-moving ad for 30 seconds.

    1. Re:That'll suck... by russotto · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I like this idea. Sounds like a commercial-flagging algorithm could easily detect it and skip every single frame in the recording. Did I mention I have a mythbox?

  3. The message will be.. by wfberg · · Score: 3, Funny
    The message will be..


    OBEY
    --
    SCO employee? Check out the bounty
    1. Re:The message will be.. by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The message will be...
      CONSUME
    2. Re:The message will be.. by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1
      and when the hackers get at it it will become..

      PWNED!!


      --
      liqbase :: faster than paper
    3. Re:The message will be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow - I thought I was the only fan of The Live (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/)

    4. Re:The message will be.. by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      Not sure if this is what you meant, but here is something for inquiring minds. André the Giant Has A Posse

    5. Re:The message will be.. by Dachannien · · Score: 1
      The message will be....

      Apply directly to the forehead
    6. Re:The message will be.. by Shai-kun · · Score: 1

      Damn, and I just ran out of mod points!

      --
      ...or so I've been told.
  4. Skip 30 seconds button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I'll just use the "skip 30 seconds" button that's on both my DVD and VHS recorders.

  5. 30 seconds, eh? by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

    Good thing Tivos and other DVRs have no way to just skip 30 seconds...

  6. Go Go! by RyanFenton · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tivo: Go go gadget 30 second skip!

    MythTV: Go go gadget commercial detection and skip!

    Windows DVRs: Uh... Go go gadget DRM! Aw, crap!

    Ryan Fenton

    1. Re:Go Go! by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      While I haven't tried the most recent version of SnapStream, it used to have pretty good commercial detection. It only had a problem handling shows on Cartoon network, but that channel always came in bad through our line so it might have been due to that. But then again, maybe things have changed with SnapStream.

    2. Re:Go Go! by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 0, Troll
      Windows DVRs: Uh... Go go gadget DRM! Aw, crap! Would it kill you to at least KNOW what the hell you are talking about before posting mindless dribble like this?

      You can skip 30 seconds with MCE just by pressing the skip button. You can even customize the skip duration so that you can skip the entire 2 minute ad block by a single click.

    3. Re:Go Go! by Zenaku · · Score: 1
      My Windows DVR running Snapstream has no issues with any sort of DRM. However, it does have all the typical problems associated with windows rot.

      It's been a number of years now since I played with MythTV, I should give it another look. Maybe it has reached the maturity level I need.

      --
      If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
    4. Re:Go Go! by dmnic · · Score: 1

      hold on, you have to program/hack a Tivo to skip in 30 second increments?!
      yet another reason why I'm glad I got ReplayTV instead...it's skip button is 30 seconds by default.

    5. Re:Go Go! by JazzCrazed · · Score: 1

      My MythTV box has problems with some Bravo ads - I think specifically the ads for other shows that immediately follow and precede the cuts of the current show. I'm guessing it's because the Bravo logo doesn't fade out for these spots.

    6. Re:Go Go! by MindStalker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh yes. And remind me what happend to that company? Oh yea they pretty much got sued out of existance.

    7. Re:Go Go! by elcid73 · · Score: 1

      My old, modified ReplayTV 5040 (with commercial advance): Go go gadget beer drinking.

    8. Re:Go Go! by Guppy06 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Windows DVRs: Uh... Go go gadget DRM! Aw, crap!"

      Uh... my MCE setup did 30 s skip out of the box. In fact, I've become so used to it that it's become a bit of a problem while watching DVDs (it's the same button as chapter skip).

      FUD much?

    9. Re:Go Go! by dmnic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      way to be offtopic...

      Digital Networks is still in business and they werent sued. they didnt market themselves like Tivo so they didnt make as much money. the ended up selling the company to Digital Networks. while they dont make hardware anymore, but they still release software updates for the existing Replays.

      does the new series 3 Tivo still require a landline for intial setup of the box?
      if you want lan connectivity, do you still have to buy the usb adapter?
      how long did it take Tivo to enable(without hacking) you to tranfer recorded programs from your Tivo to your pc?
      do I need to go on about the superiority of the ReplayTV box or should I stop now?

      having used both, there are 2 things Tivo did better than ReplayTV:
      1) marketing
      2) channel guide layout

    10. Re:Go Go! by Tower · · Score: 1

      >Windows DVRs: Uh... Go go gadget DRM! Aw, crap!

      GB-PVR isn't half bad, and can use comskip just as effectively as mythtv. Quite a nice program without needing MCE.

      --
      "It's tough to be bilingual when you get hit in the head."
    11. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would it kill you to not act like a prick?

    12. Re:Go Go! by kalel666 · · Score: 1

      Man, I love my ReplayTV 5040, which automatically skips all commercials recorded. So nice, I don't have to look for the remote, hit "skip" 3 or 4 (or 5,6, 7) times. Real handy.

      --
      I HAVE CUBIC WISDOM THAT TRANSCENDS AND CONTRADICTS ONE DAY GODS
    13. Re:Go Go! by amuro98 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Tivo calls it an "easter egg". I think Tivo wanted to make it a normal feature, but decided against it after the TV studios growled at them.

      Anyways, it takes all of 10 seconds to enable the 30-sec. skip on your Tivo:

      Just start playing a program, then hit:

      [select] [>] [select] [3] [0] [select] If you did it right, it'll go "ding ding ding" and then the button that used to skip to the 15/30 tic marks, now just skips 30 seconds forward. The only downside to this is that if your Tivo reboots or loses power, you have to re-enter this code in again.

    14. Re:Go Go! by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      Hey, my ReplayTV 5040 is still running (and skill skipping commercials automagicalyl) just fine. The service is still up and running, the firmware is still being updated periodically, the features are still intact, and you can still obtain units with lifetime memberships attached on eBay.

      Stick to your Tivo if you really want to. I'm sticking with what I have. :-)

      --
      Mainframe/UNIX Bit Twiddler and long time Windows/Linux Hobbyist.
      The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
    15. Re:Go Go! by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      The biggest thing ReplayTv lacked was no directv intergration allowing for no loss of information with A/D conversion. It was a better product that stoped wanting to be a product. Tivo S3 will be the first non directivo that is intersting and it's a great big TBD how much cable labs made them newter it to be cable card compatable.

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      No sir I dont like it.
    16. Re:Go Go! by marmoset · · Score: 1

      Nice list. :)

      Comcast w/ Motorola 3412/6312, go go gadget 30 second skip!

    17. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "MCE setup did 30 s skip out of the box."

      I would guess that soon as the "Industry" complains to Microsoft about that, MS will take that feature out of future MCE's.

    18. Re:Go Go! by jZnat · · Score: 1

      He was just basing it on pretty much everything Microsoft has ever done or does now, so I don't blame him for assuming that.

      --
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    19. Re:Go Go! by rlbond86 · · Score: 1

      Nice try. Comskip is a free, open source commercial-detection program for windows. There are several free or open source PVR apps for Windows. None of them are as difficult to set up as mythtv.

    20. Re:Go Go! by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      Tivo S3 will be the first non directivo that is intersting and it's a great big TBD how much cable labs made them newter it to be cable card compatable.

      Typos are one thing, but I can't even tell what you're trying to say! Care to enlighten me?

      --

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    21. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      None of them are as difficult to set up as mythtv.
      But are they as feature-filled, expandable, and complete as mythtv?
    22. Re:Go Go! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Unless you hit that 30-second-skip button faster than twice a second, the fastest fast-forward speed gets you through the ads faster, and without hearing any of their sound.

      And they seem pretty keen to make sure each commercial break isn't a precise multiple of 30 seconds, with a 15- or 10-second spot inserted somewhere, usually an ad for another show on the same channel, often for the local evening news.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
    23. Re:Go Go! by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work anymore with the 6412, they disabled it with a firmware/software update. Those bastards. Your's will probably be disabled soon with a software update.

    24. Re:Go Go! by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

      It's because almost all Bravo shows use the same color intensities, use the same volume level, etc. Comskip looks for 30 or 60 second blocks of scene changes, volume changes (comercials love to crank the volume up), drastic color changes, and of course a constaintly similar image throughout the show which comercials don't have. Usualy adverts for other shows on the same channel with almost any station because they usualy are pretty similar in those respects.

    25. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would it kill you to not act like a prick?Would it kill you to not act like a prick?

    26. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His username is "beef curtains". I think what you got is not acting like a prick.

    27. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go go mod parent down.

      Please.

    28. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hold on, you have to program/hack a Tivo to skip in 30 second increments?!


      Select play select 3 0 select

      Not much of a "hack". First thing I do after a power outage.
    29. Re:Go Go! by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      As a user of a 6412 Phase III, I can confirm that it works in Fremont, CA on Comcast as of right now. Skipping frames in Mythbusters as we speak.

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      Find me on Quora :)
    30. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's really not that hard:

      Tivo S3 will be the first Tivo not integrated with Direct TV (aka directivo, I guess) that is of any interest. It is to be determined whether the cable companies will require them to neuter the functionality (such as removing 30-sec skips) if they are to cooperate and make it compatible with their cable cards.

      Not everyone's first language here is English, but that doesn't make their comments any less insightful nor does it deserve having people rag on them.

    31. Re:Go Go! by Spooon69 · · Score: 1

      What's the code to get unlimited ammo on my Tivo?

    32. Re:Go Go! by assassinator42 · · Score: 1

      Go to On Demand. Does it say "One Moment Please..." or "Welcome to On Demand"? I hear the update that disables 30 second skip changes the text to the latter message. (I wouldn't know, my area didn't have On Demand until after the update.) I'm guessing it will be disabled some time.

    33. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TIVOKFA

    34. Re:Go Go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any third-party DVD / HDD recorder - programmable-length commercial skipping. Well my Toshiba has, but don't they all?

    35. Re:Go Go! by amuro98 · · Score: 1

      I've gotten to the point where I can blow through a commercial break in about 3 seconds, or about 7 *piku*'s (the sound the Tivo makes when you hit the 30sec. button.) I find it a lot more accurate than the normal FFW feature.

  7. it would, but ... by joeyspqr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Wouldn't it be better to add value to the viewing experience instead?" only if your primary concern was the viewer instead of advertising fees

    --
    +1 fashionably cynical
    1. Re:it would, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The prime concern of any advertising consultant is the company that hired them. Your way would be stupid. Viewers don't pay advertising firms.

      But, then, nobody ever accused slashbots of having a terribly lucid view of the real world.

    2. Re:it would, but ... by MidnightBrewer · · Score: 1

      Actually, their primary concern *is* the viewer, who is skipping the commercials that pay for the show. You can rationalize that they just need to find a new way to pay for the programming (using a magic wand, for example), but the reality is either you have to pay or the advertisers do. Your choice is to either tolerate the commercials or pay more out-of-pocket. I agree that American TV spends way too much time showing the commercials; in Japan and Germany, at least, they keep it down to a dull roar (especially Germany, who only shows commercials at the middle and end of a show.)

      --
      "Give a man fire, and he'll be warm for a day; set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
    3. Re:it would, but ... by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but there is a way of paying for their programming. It's called the CABLE BILL!

      (Actually, although my apartment comes with basic cable, I choose not to own a television. There's just not enough interesting programming on to justify it.)

    4. Re:it would, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can rationalize that they just need to find a new way to pay for the programming (using a magic wand, for example), but the reality is either you have to pay or the advertisers do. Your choice is to either tolerate the commercials or pay more out-of-pocket.

      I will never accept that. Cable TV had no commercials originally... only free broadcast TV that you picked up with your rabbit ears had commercials. Now we have to pay for it AND put up with commercials? If our cable bills don't pay for their programming, that is their problem. Looks like they need to change the way they do things. As for those of us who pay, we don't want to see commercials and we'll do whatever we have to in order to avoid/skip them.

      Ads used to be a way to help support free or very cheap things, but now there are ads everywhere, including things we pay a lot for and I am tired of it.

  8. So... by Mattintosh · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, how long is it going to take for PVR makers to develop software that reads the AUDIO stream and returns you to your regularly scheduled programming when the waveform peaks go from clipped to normal? I don't want to jump 30 seconds forward. I want to skip the commercials.

    1. Re:So... by kinglink · · Score: 1

      And then you already have that idea, except they'll play talk over the scene then, and at the same time you'll miss parts of your show because of the skip.

    2. Re:So... by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They allready do, but they look at far more than just audio. Models no longer in production that Replay made did exactly that. They got sued and stopped using that, but there are allot out there still if you want them. I use a Replay with comskip functions and it works roughly 80-90% of the time and still has a 30 second skip button. Only problem really is with autocomskip functions is every once in a while you get a show that a part gets mistaked for a comercial, but it's not something you can't deal with. Just rewind and turn off comskip for that part.

    3. Re:So... by smackt4rd · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm sure that would at least filter out that a-hole screaming infomercial guy with the black beard. Ugh, he makes me want to smash my TV everytime he comes on.

  9. Except for us MythTV owners! by gameboyhippo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I say "Bring it on!" If all advertisers did this, then it will be easier for my DVR to detect comercials so I don't have to see them at all!

  10. When will it stop? by Whammy666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You just have to wonder just how dense the network executives really are. I wonder when it will finally sink in that saturating your programming with advertising to the point that the viewing audience revolts is ultimately counter-productive. They should take it as a clue that if viewers are willing to spend several hundred dollars to avoid ads using specialized hardware, there is something seriously wrong with your marketing plan.

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    When all else fails, run.
    1. Re:When will it stop? by EllynGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I do wonder. How do such dim, unimaginative people hold jobs? You'd think even a TV exec could figure out that

      1. When you've seen a commercial 100 times, you're probably tired of it
      2. Even more so if it's a product you have no interest in
      3. Which is probably 95% of all ads- I don't know the real numbers, but you can look at any random ad and figure out pretty easily that the product will appeal to a small fraction of viewers
      4. Even for products you're interested in, you're not going to watch every single damned ad they run
      5. Making viewers hate you doesn't sell product

      I wish natural selection were more effective.

      --

      we will end no whine before its time

    2. Re:When will it stop? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Whats really amazing if I've read some study in which they ponder. Why do people watch Internet Video ads (the ones that come before clips) 90% of the time and even can be tested on them later and remember them. When they don't remember TV ads harly at all.

      DUH its because the commerical spot is less than 30 seconds and only 1 ad. Cram 7 commericals into a break and they all blend together in my mind.

    3. Re:When will it stop? by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Cram 7 commericals into a break and they all blend together in my mind.

      Not mine. I didn't see them to begin with!

      Long before I even started taping shows (remember VHS?) I would not sit and watch commercials.

      Simply because there were so many that I could get other stuff done during the "break"... I'd wash dishes, vacuum, do laundry... whatever.

      Invariably I'd miss the beginning of the next portion... and decided to simply tape the shows instead.

      The rest is history...

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    4. Re:When will it stop? by PRMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      &gt&gt&gtWhy do people watch Internet Video ads (the ones that come before clips)?

      I don't. I spend the whole 20 seconds trying to figure out how to skip it (and often succeeding).

      --
      Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
    5. Re:When will it stop? by udderly · · Score: 1

      You just have to wonder just how dense the network executives really are.

      How else can the non-subscription networks get paid? I'm not refuting what you're saying, but what is the business model that's going to pay to produce programming?

      I never watch commercials unless I happen to be watching live commercial-driven TV, which isn't often. I always Tivo the few shows that I watch that aren't on HBO (The Wire is the best program on TV) and zip through the advertisements. If I'm watching a football game, I pause and go do other stuff to avoid the ads. So, if everyone does that, I can't see how they could create revenue without coming up with a way to force viewers to watch commercials.

    6. Re:When will it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but cable channels are just as bad, if not worse, and they not only show commercials but also collect fees from cable systems.

      Here's the deal. If a channel could show ads 24/7 and get away with it, they would. They're going to push the limits of what the market (viewer) will bear. Normally, when a product or service reaches these limits, the seller knows it's time to back off a bit. However, what you're seeing is TV executives trying to work their way around the roadblocks viewers are erecting. This approach may work in the short term, but it's essentially a scorched-earth policy that will harm the TV business in the long term, as viewers erect more effective roadblocks or turn away from ad-supported television (or television altogether).

    7. Re:When will it stop? by Whammy666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The networks were able to make profits 10+ years ago when a 60 minute show typically had only 10 minutes of commercials. Now it's 22 minutes of ads in a 60 minute show. I'm sorry, but that's just plain greed talking. Nobody is denying that a non-subscription network needs ad revenue to survive, but there is such a thing as going too far.

      Subscription TV has now become worse than network TV in terms of ad saturation. The end result is that I watch very little TV at all anymore. There are so many ads that most TV shows no longer have any continuity to them because of all the interruptions.

      Saturating the broadcast full of ads does three things: Increases revenue, decreases programming cost because the shows are much shorter as a result of all the ads, and it pisses off the viewers which lowers the ratings of the show which in turn forces the broadcaster to add more advertisement to make up the difference in lost revenue which pisses of the viewers still further.

      --
      When all else fails, run.
    8. Re:When will it stop? by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      They should take it as a clue that if viewers are willing to spend several hundred dollars to avoid ads using specialized hardware, there is something seriously wrong with your marketing plan.

      No, what they'll do instead is use your viewing space to overlay ads instead of placing commercial breaks in the show.

      Personally, if I had to choose, I'd gladly take commercial breaks before I'd take overlayed commercials, which is where we'll head if everyone were to skip commercials.

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    9. Re:When will it stop? by udderly · · Score: 1

      That's true I'm sure. I watch some thirty minute shows on HGTV (Tivo'ed, of course) and there are two different commercial breaks with a few ads each. How is that even possible? It leaves about twenty-two minutes of show. If I didn't have a Tivo, there's no way I would ever watch those shows.

      What is really incredible is that they then waste an additional minute recapping each time they get back from commercial breaks. Like I said, if it weren't for Tivo...

      However, I guess I wouldn't watch any commercial if I didn't have to and, with the proliferation of DVRs, I still wonder how it's going to play out for networks.

    10. Re:When will it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even worse than that. Most channels now show promo spots during the credits, and some even do it at the bottom of the screen during the shows themselves. This allows them to devote more of the breaks to ads, whereas these promos used to run in the breaks during and between shows.

    11. Re:When will it stop? by misleb · · Score: 1
      No, what they'll do instead is use your viewing space to overlay ads instead of placing commercial breaks in the show.


      Stations already do this to some extent. Ever been watching a show and the network displays some info about an upcoming series at the bottom? God, I hate that. They use up the whole bottom 1/3 of the screen with bright colors. It was bad enough they they put that dumb watermark on the screen. I have not seen ads from third parties yet, but I'm expecting them soon. The thing about advertising is that the old methods won't go away. We'll end up with overlayed ads *in addition to* regular breaks.

      -matthew
      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    12. Re:When will it stop? by Fezmid · · Score: 1

      > No, what they'll do instead is use your viewing space to overlay ads instead
      > of placing commercial breaks in the show.

      The day that starts happening on a consistent basis is the day that I simply wait for the show to be released on DVD and watch it that way. Not only do you avoid the ads, you avoid having to wait a week to see the next episode.

    13. Re:When will it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The networks were able to make profits 10+ years ago when a 60 minute show typically had only 10 minutes of commercials. Now it's 22 minutes of ads in a 60 minute show.


      It was MUCH longer ago than 10 years (just because you said 10+ doesn't mean you really meant 30) that shows had only 10 minutes of commercials.

      Plus, at least the network shows do not have 22 minutes of commercials. I record 'er' and burn to DVD without commercials and most of the opening credits and without the 'previously on', and those end up around 43.5 minutes long. Some other shows are closer to 40 minutes/hour. (I usually get through two "hour" network shows in 80 minutes on a treadmill, and that includes a few short breaks with the show still going.)
    14. Re:When will it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      How do such dim, unimaginative people hold jobs?
      They know something you don't.
    15. Re:When will it stop? by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      How else can the non-subscription networks get paid? I'm not refuting what you're saying, but what is the business model that's going to pay to produce programming?
      Well, if you boil it down, their business model up 'til now has been "We'll spray stuff out there, and you pay us in the hope that some of it sticks to viewers".

      That's it. It's not complicated, it's not subtle, and it has stayed essentially the same for 50 years. Whole industries have been born, thrived, and died in shorter timeframes. The only thing that's changed is now the viewer has access to some basic tools to help them to dodge the shit flying at them, without even having to get up from the chair to make coffee / crap / whatever.

      Regardless of that, their business model is not my problem. They're paying for access to valuable spectrum on the basis that they can generate profit from it. If they reckon they can no longer generate enough revenue - without (a) pissing off their viewers, or (b) further government regulation or artificial technological restriction - to make it worthwhile, they should hand it back.

      Oh, and if you think broadcast TV in the US has too many ads : here in Australia, the broadcasters have been known to edit scenes from first-run US shows to fit even more ads in!

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
    16. Re:When will it stop? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      In Australia, the average first-run 1 hr US show has an actual program run-time of 41 minutes and 5 seconds (including recap & opening / closing credits) - probably ~4% longer in the US (decimated down to 24FPS if necessary, then sped up to 25FPS for PAL). In itself, that's down slightly from just a few years ago (42:10).

      In any given hour, that's nearly 20 minutes of ads! If you watch TV for 3 hours a night, that's 1 hr per night wasted on ads. That's 7 hours per week - nearly a whole work-day.

      Or, if you choose, you can watch an additional 30% more televison if you skip the ads...

      --
      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
  11. Ads Targeting TiVo by lpoulsen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    GE did something infinetely more intelligent a few months ago.
    The last second of their ad was a set of single frames with interesting information. To see what was there, you had to repeatedly watch the ad until you managed to hit pause at just the right time so you could single-step through the hidden content.

    That way, (at least some) TiVo owners ended up spending 15 minutes on a 30-second ad. Now THAT's creative!!

    1. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by russ1337 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The last second of their ad was a set of single frames with interesting information. To see what was there, you had to repeatedly watch the ad until you managed to hit pause at just the right time so you could single-step through the hidden content.
      You are right.. that is amaizing. This is the exact type of thing I like to see - innovation! Not the 'cry cry cry, they are fast forwarding our ads, we need a new law' BS! Word up to GE. I'd like to see this example used AGAINST those trying to put through more DRM and laws to back it up... along the lines of......

      "GE managed to get consumers to spend 15 minutes on a 30 second ad with their TiVo, how come your company is trying to stop TiVo's? aren't you CLEVER enough to think of this kind of innovation? - Nah, nah na nah nahhhh! [/teasing]
    2. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Back in the mists of time, there was a computer show in the UK which would have a whole information blast at the end credits.
      If you recorded it and freeze framed through you could get loads of cheats and stuff (after a quick google I notice it was Bad Influence.)

      Seemed like a really good idea, but doomed to failure back in the VHS days.

      Now it could really work.

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    3. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by Arielholic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      "The last second of their ad was a set of single frames with interesting information."

      Then why not extend that and fill the whole 30 seconds with interesting information?

    4. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I was far more intrigued with the simplicity of the HeadOn commercial (no, the YouTube segment is not skipping -- the commercial is really like that).

      I have absolutely no idea what HeadOn is for or why they are advertising it but it was enough to make sure we stopped the Tivo to watch it. Then we watched it again and again to make sure that we were laughing for good reason ;)

    5. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by KingVance · · Score: 2

      i would rather have a headache than buy that product based solely on the annoyance and obnoxious factor of the commercial. I do not buy gap clothing for the same reason. Annoying me is the quickest way to get me to not purchase your product.

    6. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by Phillup · · Score: 1

      That way, (at least some) TiVo owners ended up spending 15 minutes on a 30-second ad.

      Maybe companies need to insist that advertisers sell them ten 3 second slots and insist that the ad run with no more than 30 seconds of commercial time total... potentially 10 ads... but "wasting" no more than 30 seconds of the viewers time.

      Let the people that want to watch the ad slow-mo the thing... and don't infuriate every one else.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    7. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by df.cowan · · Score: 1

      Sprite took this even further with their "Sublymonal" ad compaign this summer. They would flash single frame images intermittently throughout the commercial with codes that could redeemed for prizes on their website.

      This encouraged DVR viewers watch the whole commercial in slow motion waiting to catch a code frame, instead of only the last second as in the GE commercial.

      The Sprite commercials were pretty annoying at regular speed, but were actually improved when watched in slow motion.

    8. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm confused. What exactly am I supposed to do with it?

      --
      This guy's the limit!
    9. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Better question: what the fuck does it do? I learnt in broadcasting that ads need to tell you what the hell it's for else it fails.

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      'Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women. Can women block pops up for you? No. Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.'
    10. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      15 minutes to find the right frame? TiVo's controls must not be very good.

      $60 tuner cards blow TiVo away, apparently.

    11. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got A.D.D. after less than half a second, eh? Wow.

    12. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by 5pp000 · · Score: 1
      TiVo's controls must not be very good.


      You're right. I have one. The controls suck for fine frame selection. It's the only thing about the product I really hate. I have an old VCR that's much better.

      --
      Your god may be dead, but mine aren't!
    13. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by imthesponge · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's some kind of birth control. At least I hope so, because that's how I've been using it.

    14. Re:Ads Targeting TiVo by Ninwa · · Score: 1

      "Aspircreme and Headon are to examples of products that can be used to relieve headaches by applying the product directly to the back of the neck or forehead. Most topical pain relief products create a sensation of cooling or heating, which temporarily disguises pain and doesn't treat it."

      Emphasis mine.

      Source: http://www.productwatch.net/consumer_products/topi cal_headaches/index.html?ucroi_kw=headon&ucroi_adi d=16782&ucroi_google_type=GoogleAdWordsSearch

  12. Podbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is another reason some networks are doing "podbusters", quick little 5 second (or so) ads right before the program starts... users with DVRs skip normal length ads but will have a higher likelihood of accidentally seeing a podbuster.

  13. Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by AndyG314 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I see a good, or interesting looking add I will stop to watch it. A great example of this is the add with Abe Lincon and a monkey playing jump rope. You can't just wizz by Abe Lincon and a monkey playing jump rope, you have to see what it's all about. Turnes out the add was for sleeping pills.

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    1. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by Kesch · · Score: 2, Funny
      You can't just wizz by Abe Lincon and a monkey playing jump rope, you have to see what it's all about.


      This would make a good .sig
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    2. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You can't just wizz by Abe Lincon and a monkey playing jump rope

      16 and 43 playing jump rope? You'd probably get arrested for wizzing anywhere near that.
    3. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by waif69 · · Score: 1

      I do the same thing, although it is usually for a new car. I have watched a few of the Mazda and Hyundai commercials while skipping everything else as they were the ones that looked interesting. The marketing companies need to recognize that they have 30-60 very precious seconds and they need to have something interesting in the frame of each and everyone of them.

      What I am surprised to not see is the advertisers advertise more during the show with more blatent product placement and the ending of the 8-11 minutes of commercials every 30 minutes. If the shows were written to take a little longer and have some well placed products, the viewers wouldn't be able skip through it. Then again, would that be considered subliminal? IANAL so I ask: Isn't subliminal advertising illegal?

    4. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by shippert · · Score: 1, Funny

      Three words: Full frontal nudity.

    5. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by rcastro0 · · Score: 1

      > I see a good, or interesting looking add I will stop to watch it.

      Good point. I guess this will mean that advertisers may invest to
      make many different 30s commercials instead of repeating the same
      every break, therefore changing the allocation of ad expenditures
      between film production and media cost.

      Could one build a series of 30s commercials in such a way that watching
      one will increase the likelihood of you watching the next ? Could advertisers
      possibly make you rewind your PVR recording looking for other "episodes"
      of the same ad campaign ? Could they interest you in collecting them
      in your PVR HD ?

      I guess it is unlikely, but it may make for an interesting goal for
      advertisers.

      --
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    6. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try spelling 'ad' correctly you fucking tool.

    7. Re:Wouldn't more interesting adds be the answer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ad. As in advertisement. Not add because it's not addvertisement.

  14. I applaude this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every f***up like DRM, the bastardization of Star Trek TOS, or this will result in more diversity and faster P2P downloads.

    Thank you, really... seriously... :-)

  15. Same old, Same old by suprcvic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't this how it always is though? When Cable TV first arrived it was touted as having no commercials and then they came. We used to have the luxury of not watching commercials at the movie theatre because we paid to be there, now we have to watch the same trailer for the same bad tv show over and over again while we wait for the movie to start. The "no commercials" idea is IMHO a bait and switch maneuver that for some reason always works on consumers. The ridiculous number of commercials is the main reason I don't watch tv anymore. There are some shows I might like to see, but I'm not willing to sit through all the commercials to see them. Of course, it doesn't help that most of the shows are bad shows with excessively overpaid actors which brings us back to the insane amount of commercials, they have to pay for the talent, or lack thereof.

    1. Re:Same old, Same old by mikael · · Score: 1

      Over here in the UK, the Sunday newspapers regularly (if not every week) put in a free movie DVD with the papers (everything from Clockwise to Highlander, and first episodes of series). Along with these, there will also be movie trailers (accessible through a menu).

      It's interesting that a movie trailer with a newspaper is seen as a bonus, while having to sit through a movie trailer while waiting to
      watch a movie is seen as an inconvenience.

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    2. Re:Same old, Same old by Zenaku · · Score: 1
      I still use my home-built PVR for recording a few shows off of tv, and I always skip the commercials as best I am able. But if you really want to get rid of them, the route to go with is Netflix (or blockbuster, or any of the other clones). Most of the "TV" I now watch comes on DVD. With all the commercials totally stripped out, I can watch TWO "hour-long" episodes in 75 minutes, always see the episodes in order, and never have to wait for the second part of a cliff-hanger.

      It's gotten to the point where when I hear about a series that sounds interesting, I avoid it so I can save it until the series is done. :)

      --
      If fate makes you a motorcycle, you become a motorcycle.
    3. Re:Same old, Same old by Zephyros · · Score: 1

      While I can't speak for the GP, it's not the movie trailers that piss me off -- I expect to see those. In fact, since I'm there to watch a movie, the trailers might just show another one that is relevant to my interests. No, what piss me off are the product commercials that have shown up in the last few years. Maybe they haven't hit in the UK yet, but don't worry, they will...

    4. Re:Same old, Same old by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

      Because the movie trailer doesn't play every time I start the crossword puzzle.

    5. Re:Same old, Same old by michrech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Isn't this how it always is though? When Cable TV first arrived it was touted as having no commercials and then they came. We used to have the luxury of not watching commercials at the movie theatre because we paid to be there, now we have to watch the same trailer for the same bad tv show over and over again while we wait for the movie to start. The "no commercials" idea is IMHO a bait and switch maneuver that for some reason always works on consumers. The ridiculous number of commercials is the main reason I don't watch tv anymore. There are some shows I might like to see, but I'm not willing to sit through all the commercials to see them. Of course, it doesn't help that most of the shows are bad shows with excessively overpaid actors which brings us back to the insane amount of commercials, they have to pay for the talent, or lack thereof.

      While I'm not old enough to remember not having commercials on Cable TV, I did have a comment about movie theaters.

      The local 8 room theater has a slide show that is sync'ed to an audio track. This plays BEFORE the movie start time. You can avoid it outright, IF you are willing to get into the room as the movie starts. You still have the few movie trailers, but I like to see them because I often see them before they hit TV. When I went on vacation to SoCal to see my father, I went into an AMC and a Cinemark -- BOTH played really annoying full motion TV commercials (LONGER versions) *at* the movie start time. Both my father and I were debating leaving because of it.

      Back to the local theater (to me). I happen to know the guy that runs it (did some PC work for him when I worked for a local PC repair shop). I told him that I would no longer visit his business if he *ever* did that. He agreed that it is annoying and then went into a talk about how expensive it is to run a theater. After he finished, I told him it was not the fault of the studios, but the theater owners -- the theater owners are the ones that are allowing the studios to walk all over them. They need to band together and negotiate with the studios for better pricing or refuse to show the movies. He told me it'd never work, and started in on his thoughts as to why. I interrupted him mid-thought and told him, "If a good majority of the theaters -- chains and individually owned - just stopped showing movies, it will hit the studios bottom lines. If the theater owners provided very simple, clear, and easy to understand information on their closed and locked doors, with phone numbers to the studios, people WILL complain, and things WILL change."

      Will that be easy? No. I think it will need to happen, though. It's expensive enough on theater owners (especially independants) to equip their theaters, they don't need high movie prices to finish them off.

      To bring me back to topic -- My brand new DVR625 (I think that's the model -- it's the newer SD dual tuner Dish Network has) has a 30-ish second skip. The day it no longer operates as expected is the day it gets boxed back up and sent to Dish. I've been a customer of theirs for 6 or so years and won't put up with that. Unlike many TV addicted homes, I will have no problems getting rid of it and buying any shows I currently watch on DVD or getting the rest from 'the tubes'.

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    6. Re:Same old, Same old by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Most of the "TV" I now watch comes on DVD.

      Exactly!

      I just deleted every "Commander in Chief" and "Invasion" from my Myth box this morning. I haven't watched any of them yet... and they are now on netflix.

      When I do get around to those shows... they will be commercial free and of much higher quality than what I had from the tube.

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    7. Re:Same old, Same old by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I often enjoy movie trailers, but some days... Clerks II was preceded by a half-dozen Halloween horror film trailers. Any kids movie I might want to see (Harry Potter or anything from Pixar) is always accompanied by revolting drivel.

      Some days it sucks being outside the target audience.

    8. Re:Same old, Same old by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      The studio owners have a lot more money than theatre owners - chains or independents. They can outlast the theatre's monetary reserves, and either buy them out themselves, or wait until someone who will play the game buys them. Failing that, they have other options - direct to Pay-TV, direct to DVD, etc. There's enough money in DVD sales right now that it alone can make or break a movie, particularly with the studio's creative accounting practices.

      Realistically, though, while the independents might care, the theatre chains don't. Hell, I know even the biggest "independent" in my city (who owns 3 theatre sites, with 2 sites - 6 screens - within walking distance of my home) doesn't care. All your plan would do is spell the death of the good independent theatre owners...

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    9. Re:Same old, Same old by michrech · · Score: 1

      All your plan would do is spell the death of the good independent theatre owners...

      You fail to understand two *very* important things:

      1) Public outcry. If the information is presented in a truthful and easy to understand way, the public will lash out at the studios and side with the theaters. Not only would the theaters end up paying less, they *could* lower tickets and sell the snacks for a tad less*.

      2) Greed. The theater owners would LOVE to spend less -- *especially* the chains, what with having stock holders to keep happy, and all.*

      *Never underestimate the power of greed. If you don't think the theater owners would JUMP at the chance to pay less for the same product, you are crazy. I don't know why this hasn't happened already. Maybe "those in charge" don't want to take the risk, maybe they are afraid, or maybe they are just happy bitching and moaning (seems thats is all a lot of us Americans can do anymore...). Eventually, though, it will get fixed.

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    10. Re:Same old, Same old by mikael · · Score: 1

      No, what piss me off are the product commercials that have shown up in the last few years. Maybe they haven't hit in the UK yet, but don't worry, they will...

      We used to/do get adverts for the local shops (like the Indian takeaway, Italian pizza delivery service, taxi services, home improvements and disability aids like stairlifts and zimmerframes). It was obvious that this reel was played non-stop since it would always have black lines and spots, each advert would have an tinny
      ethnic soundtrack along with a deep bassy voiceover. Usually, a good few public health and safety adverts were played for good measure.

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  16. Now this is just dumb by Bullfish · · Score: 1

    Are the guys who think of these things that lame that this is the best they can do? Oooo, we'll force viewers to see the message. Bah, I'll just keep myself full of beer so that I don't understand the visual even if I see it. Let them suck on that!

    1. Re:Now this is just dumb by kfg · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bah, I'll just keep myself full of beer so that I don't understand the visual even if I see it.

      Budweiser
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  17. Eh, no change for me. by jkf · · Score: 1

    As a ReplayTV owner, I typically do 2-3 minute jumps over commercial blocks. The only commercials I see are the first couple of seconds of the first commercial and the last second or two of the last commercial. Everything else in between gets skipped over instantly. All this is going to do is annoy the hell out of people who watch tv in real-time.

  18. Good. by JustNiz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It sounds like the perfect signal for PVR software to watch for in order to skip commercials automatically.

  19. The Spinal Tap Solution.... by lexsco · · Score: 5, Funny

    .....PVR's that skip 31 Seconds.

    1. Re:The Spinal Tap Solution.... by Kesch · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pfft. The +Funny in GP podt goes all the way to +6.

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  20. Insanity by TheWoozle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One definition of insanity is repeating the same behavior expecting a different outcome. It looks like advertising companies are functionally insane. Advertising on television is dead; people have moved on. (Hell, I don't even watch or pay for TV anymore).

    Time to find a new way to get paid to annoy millions of people.

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    1. Re:Insanity by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Advertising on television is dead; people have moved on. (Hell, I don't even watch or pay for TV anymore).

      I do, in a way: my wife and I now wait for shows (like Lost) to come out on DVD, and then we put them in our Netflix queue. It costs money in a way, with the Netflix monthly fee, but the time spent watching Lost would have been spent watching some other movie instead, and with shows on DVDs, there's no commercials to worry about.

  21. Their approach doesn't work against Mythtv! by russ1337 · · Score: 5, Informative
    They are extending the same exact image across the entire 30 second commercial so that TIVO Viewers will be forced to view at least one frame.
    Fortunately, this does not work against Mythtv - you can skip the entire ad's with one press: -All you see is the start of the show after the ads! The ad detection algorithm just got an overhaul with Googles-Summer-of-Code (they wrote another version), but i've always found the current one pretty good.

    (I know your all gearing up to whine about how hard mythtv is to install,... then you probably havent tried Knoppmyth, or the Hyams Fantastic How-to )
    1. Re:Their approach doesn't work against Mythtv! by BobSutan · · Score: 1

      Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

      Those are exactly what I've been waiting for to build a myth tv of my own.

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    2. Re:Their approach doesn't work against Mythtv! by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      You might also find some value in my mythtv build experience at www.nzrussmyth.blogspot.com

  22. Oxymoron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it be better to add value to the viewing experience instead?
     
    Are we talking shows like Transformers, He-Man, and G.I. Joe? It doesn't seem really possible to add value to the viewing experience by promoting products... take CSI for example. Hearing a ring tone with a pop-song-du-jour and then having one person asking about the tone, and the owner of the phone saying "Yeah, that's band_name, I like them." seems pretty pointless and annoying. It has nothing to do with the plot, it's a song I heard on the radio 1000 times already anyway, how is it going to sell me that song/album? It's just going to detract from the thing I am trying to do at the moment: Watch a show.

    1. Re:Oxymoron by jizziknight · · Score: 1

      *WHOOOSH*

      I think they meant to add value to the viewing experience of watching the ad, not the show (via whatever retarded product placement). I don't mind watching commercials as long as they're interesting or funny. I do mind watching commercials that are of the form "buy brand [X] because it does [Y] [W]% better than brand [Z]". Make commercials more interesting and less mind numbing, and I bet a good portion of the general viewing public would watch them. Hell, a lot of people watch the Super Bowl just to see the crazy ads that get shown.

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  23. Honestly by Kesch · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is just stupid. I consider it a brute force attack at DVR owners, however, I still might miss this commercial thanks to the hidden 30 sec skip feature of the TiVo. (While watching a show: SELECT PLAY SELECT 3 0 SELECT. Your skip 30 min button will now do 30s instead. Repeat whenever an update resets functionality.) While these adds might be reach more DVR owners, they are going to need the most entertaining audio script in the world or they are going to be COMPLETELY boring for average TV viewers.

    There is a far more preferable category of commercials targetted at DVR owners: The ones that make you want to stop for them. Some commercials you merely stop for because they either interest you(car commercials when you are car shopping) are are simply well scripted and entertaining(Some of the recent Mac commercials). Then there was also a novel series of commercials that GE was running which had a series of text heavy images that were shown for only a few frames each near the end of the commercial. The point was to create a humorous Easter Egg for DVR owners who would be inclined to pause and advance frame by frame.

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  24. Doh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just make ads twelve times slower so they are shown with normal speed when fast-forwarding. (-:

    1. Re:Doh! by Odiumjunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What would be better is carefully crafted ads that will have significance at 12x - perhaps even reveal hidden easter eggs only visible by watching them fast, by working out which frames will actually be viewable when watched at that speed. Messages and animations could be inserted that would be un-noticeable at a normal speed, assuming that 12x will skip frames predictably. A variety of steganography, almost. It would encourage DVR users to view them, especially if the easter eggs were clever or funny, revealed a hidden context around the normal ad.

    2. Re:Doh! by David+Nabbit · · Score: 1

      And then if you play them backwards, they'll tell you to worship the devil.

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    3. Re:Doh! by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 1

      There's the ads by GE which end with a fast speed blur of images if watched normally, but on a DVR at slow speed or frame-by-frame advance you get a further advert.

    4. Re:Doh! by Phillup · · Score: 1

      What would be better is carefully crafted ads that will have significance at 12x - perhaps even reveal hidden easter eggs only visible by watching them fast, by working out which frames will actually be viewable when watched at that speed.

      Hm... I feel a patent coming on... let's pollute the process with a little "prior art"...

      ;-)

      You could do the above *if* there was a way to signal to the recorder to start with a *specific* frame when ff so tha you knew precisely which frames would follow. Otherwise, the ff might happen on a frame that just skips your hidden data. I imagine such a "signal" could easily be embeded in the subtitle info... not sure if the vertical blanking signal is controllable at the "show" level or if that is something that happens during broadcast itself.

      Since TiVo is actually working with advertisers... it might be possible to have the TiVo download a "special" version of the ad and play that when it is encountered while watching the show, instead of the over-the-air version. Then, this "special" version could have the signalling needed to show something of meaning when fast forwarded.

      I know they already have a way to detect what commercials are playing... because of the little green thumbs up thingy that comes up to "record this show" on some commercials.

      And replacing one ad with a different one isn't a technical issue either... just a "permission" problem. But, since it would be the same advertiser... I suppose that "problem" would go away.

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    5. Re:Doh! by Mikachu · · Score: 1

      Easter eggs? Maybe. Clever or funny? Doubt it. If they took your advice, they would just give you more ads.

  25. Dish PVRs skip the 30 seconds by Gregg+M · · Score: 1

    Dish Network PVRs skip the 30 seconds. I think they skip 30 foward or they skip 10 seconds back if you miss something. It's a great feature.

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  26. it's all downhill from here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    12x speed PVRs will just lead to 360 second slow-mo commercials.

  27. 12x? That's nothing! by DittoBox · · Score: 1
    FTFA:
    when viewed even at the 12-times speeds enabled by Sky+ and other digital recorders

    Hahaha, that's nothing! My MythTV does 120-times!

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    1. Re:12x? That's nothing! by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Well my DVR does 1800x!

      I just press one button and I skip the whole 30 minute program!

  28. Do it the "stargate" way by captainstupid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Stargate sg-1 recently featured an online companion to the current episode that was only visible while the show was actually being aired. This seems like a very simple and effective way to encourage people to watch the show as it airs and not to TiVo it for later viewing.

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    1. Re:Do it the "stargate" way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coming soon: WEBiSITEo - the ultimate website recording solution!

    2. Re:Do it the "stargate" way by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Having never felt the need to go online to see what the fuss was about... I have absolutely no idea what I'm missing.

      And, I could not care less.

      Until that content can show up on my TV, easily... I'll simply ignore it's existence. (and when it does show up it better be more than 75 percent of the screen!)

      I watched exactly one of Sci-Fi's "webisodes" (for Eureka) and decided it was not worth the bullshit of firing up a computer that had flash on it and actually having to sit there while their server strained to deliver "content" at a consumable rate.

      If I had been able to actually download the data to watch without all the stuttering... and if I could have seen it on my every day workhorse (linux)... and if it wasn't the size of a postage stamp... maybe I'd reconsider)

      So... your idea of "effective"... um... not so effective.

      Oh yeah, I'm not going thru all that crap for 90 seconds of entertainment either. It is all I can do to be bothered with the amount of time it takes to tell netflix to send me something... and that is for 90 minutes of entertainment.

      I'd rather just read.

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    3. Re:Do it the "stargate" way by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Except many people don't have their computer within TV viewing range. I know mine is around the corner from the TV. So had I been watching this, I would have just listend to the TV show while playing around with the internet site. And maybe rewatching it on the TiVo later.

    4. Re:Do it the "stargate" way by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "WEBiSITEo"

      My God, what is that, Engrish?

    5. Re:Do it the "stargate" way by Compholio · · Score: 1

      If I had been able to actually download the data to watch without all the stuttering... and if I could have seen it on my every day workhorse (linux)... and if it wasn't the size of a postage stamp... maybe I'd reconsider)

      I had the same problem, what was worse was it took so long for the site to load that I wasted a ton of time waiting for a clip that I couldn't even watch. I sent them a feedback email about it but unless they get more complaints they'll probably just ignore the problem.

  29. That's the easy way out by Minwee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you really want people to watch your advertisements, make them _want_ to watch. Make them interesting. People will go out of their way to watch them at least once, and share copies with all of their friends.

    Of course, the down side to this is that you may have to actually pay someone to do the job.

    1. Re:That's the easy way out by UNTJake · · Score: 1

      Some companies have tried this. I've caught myself frame by framing those DVR targeted Sprite ads for instance. Of course they havn't convinced me to buy Sprite, but at least it's a step in the right direction.

    2. Re:That's the easy way out by hxftw · · Score: 1

      I dont think sharing is covered by fair use.

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  30. slow down the fps! by Sebastopol · · Score: 1


    Why not just film the ads at 1/3rd the real-time, so when you fast foward 3x, they will appear to go at normal speed?

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    1. Re:slow down the fps! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea. The problem is that there's no audio, and that most people are fast forwarding at 15-60 times normal speed.

      Plus it would be odd to sit through that commercial at normal speed.

  31. VCR anyone? by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 1
    if i recall correctly, this was one of the problems that was babbled about as vcr's started getting popular.

    "how do we keep people from skipping our commercials?" possible answers: ask geico? ask snuggle? the answer (as always) is ingenuity in the commercial and attempting to create some sort of rapport with the viewing public. mr whipple anyone?

    personally, i am not so averse to commercials because i only watch digital stations (science channel, mostly) and most commercials there let me know about something i might really be interested in (ie some show that i will want to see)

    1. Re:VCR anyone? by bilbravo · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but local commercials breaks can still be annoying. "Come on down to Bobby Joe's used cars, where if we can get you into a car blah blah blah".

      And, local breaks tend to be 10x louder :-)

  32. 30 seconds? Aw, Mom. by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

    When I see one of these commercials it will make me sit up and take notice.

    I will notice two things and REMEMBER those two things:

    1) Which channel the commercial is on
    2) Which program the commercial is on

    I will not watch that program again, and if I see that commercial on other programs on that channel, I will avoid the channel.

    This is not a threat, this is how I react to things I don't like.

    I don't like math. I have unconciously structured my life so that I don't need to use math. I didn't do it on purpose, I just did what made me less miserable.

    I hope these guys did their homework in psych tests and double-blind studies, or there will be a new crop of baristas at Starbucks who used to work in advertising.

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  33. Prime Time vs. Re-runs by mmdog · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, it's the prime-time shows that I watch that suffer most. I work from home so I usually eat lunch in front of the tube but I don't record that stuff, I just watch it while I'm eating. The same thing happens in the morning while my wife and kids are getting ready to leave for the day; it's The Weather Channel and news real time. Once again, when I'm up playing WoW half the night it's Adult Swim or some syndicated re-runs and I don't even have the remote nearby.

    Now when you start talking about the shows I like to watch, it's a whole different story. I record the shows I actually like to watch like 24, Survivorman, Battlestar Galactica, The 4400, etc...well those are the ones I record and consequently skip the advertising.

    Like so many other industries, I think technology has made the traditional broadcast advertising business model obsolete. Fortunately they haven't followed the RIAA's lead and started trying to sue us all into watching the commercials.

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    1. Re:Prime Time vs. Re-runs by Zephyros · · Score: 1
      Fortunately they haven't followed the RIAA's lead and started trying to sue us all into watching the commercials.

      ...yet.

  34. For G by Chang · · Score: 1

    Don't hold your breath waiting for a commercial PVR vendor to get any sort of effective commercial skip.

    Get a mythtv box or some other sort of home built solution that isn't beholden to the status quo.

    My child is pretty rarely exposed to television advertising. For this I'm eternally grateful to the myth dev team.

    1. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 2, Informative

      My child is pretty rarely exposed to television advertising.

      Mine actually scream for me to come and ff when commercials come on.

      (The little one cries until the show comes back on!)

      I actually built a mythbox specifically so I could record the kid's shows and edit out all the crap... now I can set them down and let them watch without the commercials.

      I've got one of these that I stuff full of kid shows (and stuff for mom & dad too) for when we go traveling. Very nice to be in a hotel room and not be at the mercy of broadcast television!!

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    2. Re:For G by PitaBred · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it takes moving pictures of a certain type to keep your kid happy, it's time to get them outside more and away from the babysitting box.

    3. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, they are smart enough to know they are watching a specific show... and that they aren't sitting there to have shit^H^H commercials stuffed into their head.

      And, you can't always send the kids outside either.

      There is only one of me... mom works too... and someone has to cook dinner.

      I can't cook dinner and watch the kids at the same time.

      And neither can you.

      So, yeah. Sometimes they get to watch the tube. If you don't like it... tough.

      They aren't your kids.

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      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    4. Re:For G by bill_kress · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And what happened to reading. Kids who read on their own before preschool end up with significantly better vocabularies and tend to be much more articulate--they also have a lot less trouble with schoolwork.

      It requires a lot of work on the parents' part to read to the kid every night from the time they are a baby to get them to take to it, but if that's what it takes to have a smart kid, isn't it worth it?

    5. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 1
      And what happened to reading.
      One kid is 5 and can read at a second grade level.

      The other is 18 months old... let's let him learn to start talking a little better first... ok?
      Kids who read on their own before preschool end up with significantly better vocabularies and tend to be much more articulate--they also have a lot less trouble with schoolwork.
       
      It requires a lot of work on the parents' part to read to the kid every night from the time they are a baby to get them to take to it, but if that's what it takes to have a smart kid, isn't it worth it?
      I would agree.

      But let's face it...

      Every now and then, it is ok to watch a little TV.
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    6. Re:For G by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      If you don't like it... tough.

      They aren't your kids.

      Quoted for truth. More parents need to stand up for the right to raise our kids as we friggin' see fit, assuming no abuse.

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    7. Re:For G by modecx · · Score: 1

      Quoted for truth. More parents need to stand up for the right to raise our kids as we friggin' see fit, assuming no abuse.

      This assumes that some people don't consider the setting a kid in front of an idiot box a form of abuse. If all a kid does day in and day out is hang out with an electronic babysitter, it's not a healthy existence. I personally feel it's not much better than locking a kid in a closet and feeding him raw fish heads.

      Plus, I just couldn't feel good about submitting suspected terrorists to some of the stuff on the boob toob.

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    8. Re:For G by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      Yet Phillup never said he left his kids in front of the tube all day. Regardless, parents dop have the right to let their kid watch TV all day if they so choose; this doesn't mean they are always unsupervised. Neglect is a wholly different issue and would be abuse.

      Personally I also agree too much TV is bad for kids (everyone, for that matter). I look at it as I do freedom of speech, though. Just because we don't agree with how others conduct their lives doesn't give us the right to direct how they should do so. Again, assuming no abuse, if someone didn't ask your opinion on parenting and you're not a blood relative, keeping yer yap out of their business is the polite and proper way to go.

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    9. Re:For G by modecx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he said his kids pitch a bitch fit when a commercial interrupts whatever programs his kids watch, and are immediately satiated when the program returns. I can infer that a) they either sit infront of the tube way too much, or b) his kids, whom probably most enjoy Teletubbies and Barney the Purple Dinosaur, are enraged at the socioeconomic ramifications of pushing Marlbros to kids in diapers like he would apparently like everyone to believe, and they're not simply kvetching because Dora The Explorer went away for a couple moments.

      Seriously... He says he went to the effort to build a technological solution to this problem, including assembling and configuring a MythTV box, editing the shows, and purchasing a MediaGate player to keep the kids entertained whilst in transit.

      I'm sorry. This is sad. With the amount of time and money he spent on this crap, he could have taken the kiddies outside to experience the Big Blue Room at that novel invention called "The Park", and could have used that time as good quality time, but instead he chose to further nurture this bond with the tele.

      If I sound bitter, I am. I was raised in front of the TV. I had Sesame Street and Nintendo to entertain me whilst my parents and other guardians smoked up a storm and played Yahtzee till it was time to retire--at an hour that was arguably way past the time I should have been put to bed. Kids need interaction. They need to go outside, go play catch, go to the park, go to the pool, go to karate class, whatever, they need to go run around the yard like a little freak and have interaction...

      But everyone wonders why they have to put kids on perscription drugs so they can calm down, everyone wonders why so many kindergartners have rolls of fat, everyone wonders why juvenile diabetes is growing in epedemic proportions, everyone wonders why more and more kids are becoming psychologically screwed up... If you tell me that allowing children to watch excessive amounts of TV isn't both physical and psychological neglect, I'll tell you that you're fuckin' nuts. The effects might not be as visible as bruises and scars, but there it is.

      . Again, assuming no abuse, if someone didn't ask your opinion on parenting and you're not a blood relative, keeping yer yap out of their business is the polite and proper way to go.

      Waaah. If you know something is fucked up, keeping your yap shut and hoping the problem will go away is the last thing anyone should do. Keeping your yap shut is among the worst of evils. People keping their yaps shut is responsible for so much bad stuff that could have otherwise been averted, it's quite impossible to even begin a list in this little box. But I guess we should stick our collective asses up in the air and hum the Star Spangled Banner so we can get gang-banged by the evil bastards out there, because they're the only ones who can be arsed to do something, or anything for that matter.

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    10. Re:For G by JustNilt · · Score: 1

      Seriously... He says he went to the effort to build a technological solution to this problem, including assembling and configuring a MythTV box, editing the shows, and purchasing a MediaGate player to keep the kids entertained whilst in transit.

      No. What he posted was that he set it up so they can have their choice of programming while in hotels on the road.

      If I sound bitter, I am. I was raised in front of the TV. I had Sesame Street and Nintendo to entertain me whilst my parents and other guardians smoked up a storm and played Yahtzee till it was time to retire--at an hour that was arguably way past the time I should have been put to bed.

      Ah, I see. So you're interpreting everyone's parenting skills based on your parents' lack thereof. This is not an intelligent debate, then, it's the personal crusade of one. Using the same basis for your argument, parents should also not play Yahtzee.

      Waaah. If you know something is fucked up, keeping your yap shut and hoping the problem will go away is the last thing anyone should do. Keeping your yap shut is among the worst of evils. People keping their yaps shut is responsible for so much bad stuff that could have otherwise been averted, it's quite impossible to even begin a list in this little box. But I guess we should stick our collective asses up in the air and hum the Star Spangled Banner so we can get gang-banged by the evil bastards out there, because they're the only ones who can be arsed to do something, or anything for that matter.

      Yeah, that's an intelligent point ya have there. Somehow you miss that keeping yer yap out of other people's choices is way different than ignoring "evil bastards". No one suggested we keep our yaps shut about evil bastards. What I suggest is it's NOT any of your business how much television others allow their kids to consume. Contrary to what you (and many others) seem to feel, your rights end exactly where others' rights begin. Doing something "wrong" does not always mean abusing a child whereas abusing a child is always wrong. Stand up against actual abuse, not your personal pet peeves, and I might lend your words some credence. Until then, I'm done arguing about it with you.

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    11. Re:For G by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Only if I have permission to use them for target practice when your bad parenting results in your kids becoming a nuisance to society.

      Or use you for target practice. Or get you to stand behind your kids so I can save on arrows..

    12. Re:For G by modecx · · Score: 1

      No. What he posted was that he set it up so they can have their choice of programming while in hotels on the road.

      To paraphrase Samuel L. Jackson, English, motherfucker, do you speak it? Or can you at least read it? 'Cause it sure dosen't seem like it. To wit, and quote Phillup (317168) "I actually built a mythbox specifically so I could record the kid's shows and edit out all the crap... now I can set them down and let them watch without the commercials." I don't know what part of that sentance indicates that his mythbox is used only for hotel rooms, and for noodling around in the minivan. Furthermore, to quote him leater in the thread "I can't cook dinner and watch the kids at the same time. And neither can you. So, yeah. Sometimes they get to watch the tube. If you don't like it... tough."

      He can't watch the kids and cook macaroni and cheese simultaneously? Well blow me down, he must be one of the couple dozen people in the entire world who just can't multitask... I guess that must mean he's focused like a laser beam, ready to cut metal plates into tiny bits with sheer power of mental concentration... Right. I get the feeling that his statement "So, yeah. Sometimes they get to watch the tube." would be more accurately said "So, yeah. They spend most of their waking hours in front of the tube.", from his own anecdotal proof.

      Bad behaviour in children is because something is wrong with the parent, 99.99% of the time. It's like on Supernanny, when the parents say "I just don't know why my child acts like a little demon, why he says I'm a fat bitch, and why he says he hates me... I think my kid has a chemical imbalance, and I just wish I could have a normal kid!", and Supernanny has them turned around in five minutes, and they act like normal kid towards other adults. If you think that children being upset because a commercial interrupts the Thomas the Tank Engine show is not indicative of something wrong, I'm sorry, for you, and any offspring you ever have, and anyone unfotrunate enough to ever be adjacent to them.

      I certianly don't want to burn anyone at the stake for doing something wrong. Everyone screws up, it's a fact of life. Even the best screw up and do something stupid. All I want is for people to do something RIGHT once an a while, you know, just to mix it up, if for nothing else.

      Ah, I see. So you're interpreting everyone's parenting skills based on your parents' lack thereof. This is not an intelligent debate, then, it's the personal crusade of one. Using the same basis for your argument, parents should also not play Yahtzee.

      Hey, they can do whatever they want, but keeping the kids from getting rest for school by rattling dice around in a plastic cup for hours on end sure isn't the nicest thing to do, and if kids are disturbed by whatever their stupid parents do, they should go to the living room and take a crap on the carpet, or the next most expensive thing in the room after kindly asking for them to stop. They'll get the message eventually, even if they have to go to counseling so they can have a professional adult tell them that they're a bunch of shit for brains who only procreated because daddy had a 33% chance of finding the right hole.

      For my final words, I'll say that making offspring is quite possibly the most powerful thing a human can do, it's a tremendous responsibility. It's a responsibility not just to your children, but to the entire world, to all of humanity... And if you don't do right by them, you deserve to be smote by the giant ethereal newspaper of naughtyness and have your snout rubbed in all you've done wrong.

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    13. Re:For G by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And, you can't always send the kids outside either.


      True, sometimes there are blizzards and floods.

             
      I can't cook dinner and watch the kids at the same time.


      My mom could. Mothers' have eyes in the backs of their heads, you know.

             
      And neither can you.


      Good thing I'll never be a mother.

      : )
    14. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 1


      He can't watch the kids and cook macaroni and cheese simultaneously? Well blow me down, he must be one of the couple dozen people in the entire world who just can't multitask... I guess that must mean he's focused like a laser beam, ready to cut metal plates into tiny bits with sheer power of mental concentration... Right.


      Actually, it means that I have a large house. Two young 'uns... and little patience for horseplay. The kids are five and two... and they love to run and jump and throw stuff. All of which is great for kids, but not so great for housewares.

      We don't let them have the run of the place... it isn't a barn.

      They are expected to behave... and we watch them to make sure they do.

      I get the feeling that his statement "So, yeah. Sometimes they get to watch the tube." would be more accurately said "So, yeah. They spend most of their waking hours in front of the tube.", from his own anecdotal proof.

      They get to watch half of a "Jay - Jay The Jet Plane" in the morning, and the other half in the afternoon.

      Sometimes... we let them watch part, or all of a "Thomas the Tank Engine"... but usually that is on the weekend when we'd like a few more minutes of time to get orgainized for the day.

      In short, you are projecting.

      Bad behaviour in children is because something is wrong with the parent, 99.99% of the time.

      You must be talking about someone else's kids now. Because mine are not badly behaved.

      Nothing at all is wrong with a kid not wanting to waste time watching a commercial!

      If you think that children being upset because a commercial interrupts the Thomas the Tank Engine show is not indicative of something wrong, I'm sorry, for you, and any offspring you ever have, and anyone unfotrunate enough to ever be adjacent to them.

      I can't think of a more appropriate response from a commercial. If I teach them nothing else in life, they should learn that watching commercials is too high of a price to pay for watching TV.

      There are better things to do with their time if that is the only way to watch TV!

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    15. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but he said his kids pitch a bitch fit when a commercial interrupts whatever programs his kids watch, and are immediately satiated when the program returns. I can infer that a) they either sit infront of the tube way too much, or b) his kids, whom probably most enjoy Teletubbies and Barney the Purple Dinosaur, are enraged at the socioeconomic ramifications of pushing Marlbros to kids in diapers like he would apparently like everyone to believe, and they're not simply kvetching because Dora The Explorer went away for a couple moments.

      Try this one on for size: Their time in front of the tube is limited.

      Commercials eat up the available time... which means less time left for the show they want to watch.

      And, they've never seen either of the shows you mention... for whatever that is worth.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    16. Re:For G by Phillup · · Score: 1
      And, you can't always send the kids outside either.
      True, sometimes there are blizzards and floods.

      Actually, most people would consider sending an 18 month old kid outside without an adult to be a bad thing.

      I'm one of those people.
      I can't cook dinner and watch the kids at the same time.
      My mom could. Mothers' have eyes in the backs of their heads, you know.

      Well, she'd also have to be able to see thru walls if the kids were outside and she was in the kitchen. It probably wouldn't hurt to be able to jump over buildings either since it is 10 feet down from the deck to the ground and she isn't gonna want to waste time with the stairs on the other side of the house if she really, really needs to get to the kids before they get into trouble.

      Also, I wonder...

      Did they have a sex offender registry back then?

      How about cars running down the street 20 mph over the speed limit?

      How many meth houses were within a mile radius of your mom's house? (I didn't realize we had one down the street for years... we live in a "quiet" golf course neighborhood)

      Today's parents aren't raising kids in the same environment as their parents did...
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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
  35. Good thing... by Phillup · · Score: 3, Interesting

    that I watch my shows months after they are recorded.

    I mean, I'd really hate to be suckered in by an advertisement that was actually relevant!

    But, by watching everything months later I can be sure that any shows being advertised will have been shown long ago... and, like every other frikken commercial... of absolutely no use to me.

    So, until I'm:

    1) geriatric
    2) female
    3) senile
    4) stupid
    5) impotent
    6) over weight
    7) bored
    8) unable to solve my own problems
    9) unable to read

    etc...

    I think I'll just keep skipping commercials. Because, at best... they are a complete waste of my time.

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    --Phillip

    Can you say BIRTH TAX
    1. Re:Good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, I do the same thing. I like watching an entire season of a show over the course of a few days. I can keep track of what happened much better. Sometimes I'll even go two entire seasons before getting around to watching it.

      And I don't even watch a damn commercial except the ones they overlay right on top of the show you're trying to watch, actually I don't watch them and all they do is annoy me with sound effects and covering up parts of the show like subtitles (bastards, I usually stop watching whatever show or channel that pulls that crap). Gotta love MythTV.

    2. Re:Good thing... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      Why not just buy the DVDs at that rate?

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  36. It's a great idea. by cjkeeme · · Score: 1

    I think that's a great idea, but the advertising company that can figure out a more creative way of implementing this will be the most successful. For instance, let's say the commercial has 10 images over a 30 second period. If you want to see that commercial you have to use the fast forward x 4. It's interactive and I'm willing to bet people will watch it simply to do it (many will likely watch the commercial 3-4 times simply to make sure they watched it correctly). As much as many of us despise ads - they are not going anywhere. I mean seriously how many times have I seen this "Dice" ad at the top of /.

  37. The little engine that could by chicago_scott · · Score: 1

    And the broadcasters didn't think they would be able to come up with a way to get their advertisements to DVR viewers. They should have more faith in themselves next time instead of trying to outlaw every new technology that puts a dent in their current business model.

    We're proud of you guys!

  38. First line in TFA says it all by just_another_sean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "designed to combat viewers using digital recorders to avoid commercials."

    It's on biatch!

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  39. Apply directly to screen... by ancient_kings · · Score: 1

    Apply directly to screen... Apply directly to screen... Apply directly to screen...

  40. so.. by veeoh · · Score: 1

    close your eyes for thirty seconds - give your eyes a rest :)

    Beats eye strain hands down.

  41. Make the adverts suck less. by CormacJ · · Score: 1

    Dear Advertisers,
    Make your adverts suck less, and I'll actually stop my tivo to watch them.

    I don't need Billy Mays yelling at me. I don't need to see the same annoying people trying to sell me medication for stuff I don't have. I don't need to have an annoying jingle stuck in my head.

    Good adverts that are either a) funny, or b) just well done get watched; an example of both is the Napa commercials with the American Chopper guys in it.

    Thanks.

    1. Re:Make the adverts suck less. by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      I don't need to see the same annoying people trying to sell me medication for stuff I don't have.
      Hell, if that's not bad enough - they're trying to sell you medications and products for organs you don't even have!

      "Shaped to fit your lifestyle" - huh, so that's what the kids are calling it these days...

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      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
  42. Thank You Very Much! by uab21 · · Score: 1
    Now I can see which companies are so desperate to annoy me that I can specifically not buy their products. Otherwise they all disappear into the mish-mash at 15X

    If I am looking for advice on stuff to buy, I'll ask you. Get out of my face.

  43. Nice by bmajik · · Score: 1

    For a group of people so intent on having their message heard, they are awfully resistant to hearing the message that the TV viewing public is sending back.

    You know. The message that says "get fucked, TV advertisers. Your commercials suck, piss us off, and we're never buying your shit products. The more you make bad commercials and show them every 7 minutes, the more we hate you, and will do anything to avoid you and your products"

    I cancelled TV service completely. It has had a generally positive effect on my life. Borrowing DVDs from the library and bittorrent have filled in any gaps in our household.

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    My opinions are my own, and do not necessarily represent those of my employer.
  44. 1 second theatre by kafka47 · · Score: 1

    Wow, what a stupid thing for advertisers to do.

    If you want to target the DVR audience, do what the "Daily Show" did - Rob Cordry had a hilarious skit that included a list of all the people he hates. The list zoomed by so fast that only DVR-capable viewers could watch it. The list of people he hates included an email address: listpausers@yahoo.com - so we emailed it, and got this in reply.

    Totally awesome.

    In May of this year, GE's "ecomagination" campaign had a very clever TV ad that included a spoof of the commercial itself. The neat thing was that this segment, embedded into the ad itself, was compressed into 1 second of footage that could only be watched by stepping through it frame-by-frame via a DVR.

    The "mini-ad" began with a red stage curtain drawn back to reveal the title, "1 Second Theatre", and then featured a little slideshow featuring short (and very funny) biographies of all the animal characters from the "main ad".

    Apparently, the show "Lost" has done similar things to augment the show in some ways, but I haven't confirmed this.

    These examples are hilarious, innovative, and totally directed to DVR users. It made us pause and watch the content, even when we were used to zooming past the usual mindless, mass-targeted crap that television ads favoured back in the 20th century.

    The whole "stretching into a 30 second slide" is totally regressive and proves the advertiser is totally clued out of this fangle "new media" thang. Oh, and will piss off more modern television viewers, not because it's a pain to hit the 30-second advance, but because it's an obvious and badly implemented ploy to get me to see more mindless, mass-targeted crap.

    /K

  45. Cost by lymond01 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I pay an extra $10 a month to rent the DVR from Comcast. What do I have to do to not watch commercials? How much will it cost? Do I have to buy a 12-pack of Pepsi, 2 pairs of Levis, a Toyota Camry, and a pack of Charmin Toilet Tissue every month before the advertisers will leave me alone?

    I'm paying money to not watch commercials. I'm not downloading pirated films or rogue recordings. What the hell is the deal?

    1. Re:Cost by Raenex · · Score: 1
      I pay an extra $10 a month to rent the DVR from Comcast. What do I have to do to not watch commercials? How much will it cost?

      Good question. Do you think $10 a month covers the cost of *all* of the programming that gets piped in to your tv?

    2. Re:Cost by a_greer2005 · · Score: 1

      Thats for the DVR, the other $100 covers the programming...

    3. Re:Cost by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      Thats for the DVR, the other $100 covers the programming...

      Exactly. Obviously I'm not going to pay the bills for their commercials. But 30 million other people each shelling out $50 + $10 per DVR might be able to do more than scratch the surface. Cable is such a complete ripoff it hurts. And then they come up with this idea, DVR, and charge you 1/5th the cost of your current bill to have it. You actually think that extra $120/year is worth it and you've made a good decision. And then they decide that, hey, we need more money, we'll take away the reason you PAID for a DVR in the first place.

      Jesus Humperdink Christ, can you GET any more greedy? They'll be selling milk bottles that clean themselves and you can refill at the store. Yay recycling! But they'll make you watch an advert while the bottle's refilling....

    4. Re:Cost by Raenex · · Score: 1
      And then they decide that, hey, we need more money, we'll take away the reason you PAID for a DVR in the first place.

      Do the people making the anti-DVR commercials get any of that $10 you are paying for your DVR? I understand your frustration, but advertising is a huge chunk of revenue for content producers. This tension between consumers, advertisers, and content producers isn't going to go away.

  46. What's the point? by N7DR · · Score: 1
    OK, so there are about a bzillion things I don't understand in life. So add this one to the list.

    What on Earth is the point of trying to ram an advert down the throat of someone who has already demonstrated that he doesn't want to see it? Surely, surely, surely, the person who is forced to view it is more likely to view your product negatively after this experience than he is to suddenly change his mind and decide that "Gosh! I was wrong after all. I really want to buy the product from this manufacturer and not from his competitor."

    Hasn't a social scientist of some sort ever actually done an experiment to see what really happens in this sort of circumstance? I would love to see the results of a properly conceived and implemented experiment along these lines.

    1. Re:What's the point? by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      Apparently it's called "mere exposure," the idea that just seeing something will make you subconciously prefer it. Here's a page on the subject: http://www.ciadvertising.org/studies/student/97_fa ll/theory/mere_exposure/index.html .

  47. make it worth watching by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is exactly why priacy wins. I have not been to a movie theater since the first comcerial for the us army played. & during that film I walked out (with a refund after makeing a scene in the theator). I was asked to leave and not return. To which i told the manager as long as prices are over $5.00 & i have to pay to watch a comerical I would not return. as for television all i can say is thank god people are kind enough to torrent shows. I remember when comercials where why we watched tv. But, that was before jackass the tv show & reality tv. there was a time when comapnies would actually work on entertaining adverts. this was before breakfast cereals advise the public to be greedy with thier products. Not only do the adverts suck, but they are demeaning to society. thank god there are some old school companies that still no how to reach the entire market. companies like budweiser, coca-cola and aflac.

  48. Coming To You Live And Direct From Network 23 by Locus+Mote · · Score: 1

    I'm, um... not Edison Carter, but what I want to know is... how long until we have Blipverts compressing 30 second commercials into 2 seconds. (and how long after that do people start blowing up?)

    1. Re:Coming To You Live And Direct From Network 23 by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      I guess these are inverse blipverts, eh?

    2. Re:Coming To You Live And Direct From Network 23 by tomservo84 · · Score: 1

      I've seriously been wondering when advertisers would start figuring out how to create actual blipverts... I guess if people start exploding, we'll know.

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    3. Re:Coming To You Live And Direct From Network 23 by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      Ah, but if a 2 second ad can be so effective, imagine how effective a 30 second ad will be!

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      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
  49. To learn more about ReplayTV's current owner... by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

    If you want to learn a little more about ReplayTV's current owner (who also owns of couple of other little brands called "Denon" and "Marantz), check out this web site... It ain't disappearing any time soon. :-)

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  50. Best DVR Commercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've seen a few DVR commercials already and the best was a GE commercial. Near the end of the commercial they had a segment called "GE's 1 second theater" and they did bio's for all the animals in the commercial. I watched that segment of the commercial over and over again so I could read the funny Bio's.
    Apparently this was a great marketing idea cause here I am months later still talking about what a great idea this commercial was. Obviously someone at GE has a clue and decided why fight technology when you can use it to your advantage!

  51. It's okay to breathe. :-) by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 2, Informative

    No need to hold your breath -- it's been done already by a commercial DVR vendor, and the end result is still very much available. Just check out eBay for any 5000-series ReplayTV unit (not 5500-series, which dropped the auto-skip feature).

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    The Theorem Theorem: If If, Then Then.
  52. HeadOn by Otto · · Score: 1

    What's really funny about HeadOn is that it doesn't actually work, at all. It contains no actual medicine of any kind, or not enough to actually matter. It's homeopathic nonsense, meaning that lower dosages of actual working ingredients are considered better, somehow.

    So yes, that's right, they're selling wax in a tube to rub on your forehead to relieve your headaches.

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    1. Re:HeadOn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, they're not even working ingredients - it's miniscule doses of ingredients which are thought to *cause* headaches. See if you can wrap your head around that one...

    2. Re:HeadOn by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      So yes, that's right, they're selling wax in a tube to rub on your forehead.

      Fixed.

    3. Re:HeadOn by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      So yes, that's right, they're selling wax in a tube to rub on your forehead to relieve your headaches.
      Around here, a product called Tiger Balm has long been used as a hangover cure. Rub a tiny bit on your forehead or temples, and you feel a lot better - or at least are up and moving, mostly to try and get away from the smell of the stuff...

      Apart from the aromatics (clove oil, etc), it's basically menthol, camphor, and beeswax. So, yes, it's wax you rub on your head to relieve headaches...

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      What part of "a well regulated militia" do you not understand?
  53. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go TiVo! Innovate some more! Sue some more companies and get the ads back in ALL our homes!

  54. What I want by wrook · · Score: 1

    I probably posted this somewhere before. But anyway, here goes again.

    What I want is for my PVR to *record* the commercial, and then when I'm watching the program inform me that it has ads that I can watch. When I feel like looking at the ads, it should give me a list of available ads showing me:

    - Sponsor
    - The shows that the sponsor sponsors
    - a gross classification for the ad (gambling, liquor, sex, stuff I don't care about)
    - Ad name

    I should be able to filter the ads so that it automatically removes ads that I might object to (tampon ads), and possibly prioritize the ads that I want to see (beer ads).

    When I see an ad that has something I want, I should be able to press a button and be taken to a web page for the sponsor (or at the very least give me a web page so that I can write it down and go to it later). I should be able to indicate with my PVR that I like or dislike an ad and have that information sent to the sponsor so that they can taylor their ads to their target market.

    If an ad is for another TV program, I should be able to hit a button and have it automatically record that show.

    If I really like an ad, I should be able to share it with my friends over the internet.

    Why are they trying to force me to watch ads I don't want to watch, and making it difficult to find ads that I *do* want to watch?????? All of this is completely reasonable to implement with today's technology. Where is it?????

    1. Re:What I want by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      a gross classification for the ad (gambling, liquor, sex, stuff I don't care about)

      Bender, is that you?

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  55. Multimercial by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what would be clever? If they could make a commercial that would look normal at normal speed, be a different/neater commercial at 2x speed, be an even different one at 15x speed, etc. Match the speeds offered by Tivo, etc. I bet people would play them at all speeds, to see the different ones.

  56. Re:30 seconds? Aw, Mom. by Phillup · · Score: 1
    I will notice two things and REMEMBER those two things:
     
    1) Which channel the commercial is on
    2) Which program the commercial is on
     
    I will not watch that program again, and if I see that commercial on other programs on that channel, I will avoid the channel.
    I'm much more likely to put the product on my shit list. Not the show.
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    --Phillip

    Can you say BIRTH TAX
  57. The worst are the ones that make noise by spun · · Score: 1

    I hate those stupid pop-ups on the bottom of the screen. Ever see the ones that make noise, usually some awful blatting, whooshing sound? Makes me want to track down the ad executive responsible, cuff him to a chair, superglue his eyelids open and make him watch his own crap advertising over and over again until he goes completely insane.

    On topic, what about those of us who use the skip forward button? I with skip, you still have a chance of catching a frame of an ad or two, but really, who pays attention to that? Don't these fools get it? I'm not interested. I'm not going to buy their product because I saw a frame of it on TV.

    So how long do you suppose it will be until these sick bastards buy themselves enough congress critters to make it illegal to not watch ads? It's stealing! Stealing coke right out of their noses!

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    1. Re:The worst are the ones that make noise by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I hate those stupid pop-ups on the bottom of the screen.

      They call them lower thirds, or more specifically "lower third ads", describing both their position and how much screen real-estate they can take. However, I've seen some intrude to half the screen with their flourishes.

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    2. Re:The worst are the ones that make noise by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      If I catch a glimpse of a relevant ad I don't recognize, I rewind the skipped ad. I have bought products as a direct result of this as well, such as the Sharpie Mini marker that's on my keychain. Anyone who burns CDs at clients' sites will never find one when needed. I picked up the mini and it's beingused often. Ad inspiration? The car driving test where the student gets to color the bumper paint. :-)

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  58. Fantastic! by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

    Talk about an easy way to predict a commercial. Not to mention an easy way to build a database of known commercials. I was worried the complexities of modern telvision advertisements would ward off most spam detection, but with something that accomplishable, this might start off another wave of advert detection in video ;)

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  59. yikes by blackmonday · · Score: 1

    The first time I heard about an idea like this was from a slashdot comment. Someone wondered - a video of a Visa card getting taken out of a wallet in slo-mo...just enough so it would be "real time" to a fast-forwarding Tivo owner. I though the idea was brilliant, although my Tivo doesn't have a smooth frame rate while it forwards. Maybe someone at an ad agency was reading Slashdot? I looked for the original post but could not find it.

  60. you can cut out the ads, but you still get ads... by nblender · · Score: 1

    I watch TV via mythtv and bitorrent. I haven't actually seen a commercial in a couple of years but yet, I see them all the time. I see the Nike runners that Geoff House puts on in 'House'. I see the AOL search engine that no self-respecting mythbuster would _choose_ to use if his paycheck wasn't riding on it. This is why the period piece is a dying art. They can't afford to make them anymore due to the lack of product placement opportunities.

  61. I dont even own a pvr and I dont watch commercials by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

    I usually have 2 programs that I "watch" one main and the other one I flip to when the commercial break comes on the program I am watching, I have gotten so used to it that i usually flip back when the break has ended.

    I HATE commercials, unfortunately they are everywhere. I understand commercials and their place, but their original usage (revenue from ad agencies in return for free services) is long gone, is it so outrageous to expect to not have commercials when i am paying for services? Cable, movies, newspapers, magazines and now games... it would be one thing if they were free with commercials, but I AM PAYING FOR THESE SERVICES!!!

    So i actively subvert advertisers efforts, i delete the "movie" type ads in my games, i refuse to watch commercials on TV/Cable (I will flip or do other things during commercials) i pop a DVD in my dvd player and don't tune the video output until the counter starts cycling (usually the sign that it is on the menu portion) and get my news online using "print this page".

    Oh I also block any images using firefox for .gif ads and block flash completely.

    Often people ask me, did you see that ad for such and such, i am happy to say "no, I don't know what you are talking about".

  62. Heres an idea... by DeadboltX · · Score: 1

    Why don't they keep making commercials as they have been and then slap a bar at the bottom with the crucial key points that stays the same for the 30 seconds.

    That way you keep key information such as brand, product, price, whatever on the screen the whole time so someone fast forwarding through it will still see it for 5 seconds, and then the other 80% of the screen is still allocated to the regular commercial so that regular people can still "enjoy" a normal commercial.

  63. Is it just me? by Orig_Club_Soda · · Score: 1

    Or would this make it easier to identify commercials and skip them via a digital scan?

  64. Cool! by zmollusc · · Score: 1

    I am sure that having spent so much time and money setting up kit to avoid advertising for moronic products, once my systems are bypassed i will rush out and buy said moronic products. Yeah. Bound to happen. Way to go, advertising guys. Have another few lines and come up with another winning plan. You're doing a great job.

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  65. Awesome! by Niet3sche · · Score: 1

    What better way to write a VERY simple and lightweight algorithm for editing out commercials than if any single image persists for longer than, say, n (e.g. 5) seconds?

    This is perfect! No more complex guessing ... I say, BRING THIS ON!

  66. For what purpose by ddrichardson · · Score: 1

    Surely if you are using a technology to avoid advertising then you wish to avoid it all together - so how successful can that type of advert be? Its irritating for the sake of being irritating.

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  67. Why don't they just show the ads 12x slower? by niceone · · Score: 1

    Then when you fast forwarded through, they'd be at the correct speed. True they'd last 6 minutes each which would eat into programme time...

    but you could get round that by showing all the programmes 12x slower too... um, I think my head is about to explode...

  68. Re:30 seconds? Aw, Mom. by pla · · Score: 1

    I'm much more likely to put the product on my shit list. Not the show.

    While I tend to agree, consider the sort of companies that will resort to tactics like this to "trick" people into seeing their product...

    Personally, I don't think I use any products for which I've ever seen an advertisement - Scratch that, I've seen ads for Guinness. And I can't imagine I've never seen a BirdsEye ad (I use their frozen spinach in a lot of recipes, it works MUCH better than fresh, and doesn't tend to have sand in it like the generics), though I can't remember any offhand. Hmmm... Okay, I've seen ads for the American Cotton Growers association (or whatever the hell they call themselves), and do prefer all-cotton clothing. But at a quick glance around my house, I seriously doubt I could win a million dollar bet to find a dozen items with ads currently running on TV.

    But that pretty much illustrates my point (and yours as well, to a degree) - Not only do commercials push me away from products rather than attract me, but the vast majority of products worth using (for their own merits rather than the hype) don't need ads.

  69. Hello? by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1
  70. The few second local/net crossover ads... by TheRealStyro · · Score: 1

    I use a PVR and edit the commercials out of the shows before I watch them. One type of commercial I've seen increasing lately is the one placed between the end of a local break and the end of the network break. The previous commercial will go to black as if to return to the show, but instead shows a brief fraction of another commercial. Breaks like that are annoying as you have to check the black space in all breaks.

    Editing commercials, other than that above, are easy to edit. When a break starts just jump ahead 2:30 to 3:30 and scrub until you find the show. It is rare that you will find a break less than 2:30, and most breaks are 3:00 or slightly longer.

    If networks & channels want me to watch their commercials they are going to find that tricky as I already edit commercials out of everything I watch. When they go back to directed product placement (with actors referencing a product & the features) then they will simply lose another viewer.

    TV as entertainment is optional. I can and will drop it if advertisers make it worthwhile.

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  71. Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    I'm not a DVR owner, but here's my opinion as a consumer nonetheless.

    It would be better if they changed the format so when trying to fast-forward through a section, a reasonably-sized banner would appear on the screen (lower lefthand corner) showing what they choose. So in other words, as the screen normally fast-forwards, there'd be a normal play speed banner showing whatever the other-signal says to play. (So fast-forwarding through the actual t.v. show could be used to show a banner on the bottom left showing the t.v. show at normal speed until fast-forwarding is done.)

    1. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      You mean what TiVo does now? I think TiVo was going to do that. I think they actually did it, but I might be wrong (I don't own TiVo, proud owner of MythTV)

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    2. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what TiVo does, but here is what I meant.

      (window = banner)

      Hypothetical, fictional situations: Let us say you have a DVR and record a show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim. You watch that on the DVR, and you first fastforward through the commercials. A small window pops up on the lower lefthand part of the screen showing whatever they please, which just happens to be the advertisement as it would have been shown. Next, during the actual show, you fastforward through a part because that part is boring, but a window pops up on the lower lefthand part of the screen again, showing whatever they (the network) pleases, which this time, shows a money in a diaper dancing around.

      The idea is for the network to choose whatever they please to show in this window, if anything at all. If nothing at all, the window doesn't open.

    3. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember a story on Slashdot (wow! Go figure!) about that. Fast forwarding through commercials would have yielded a box with an ad in it.

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    4. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      My idea would allow for the t.v. network to send extra data with the signal to choose what to show, if anything at all, in a window that would appear.

    5. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      ...Yes, I'm grasping the concept you're trying to explain. I grasped it the first time you mentioned it. What I'm trying to say is that I think TiVo is already doing that.

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    6. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

      How is TiVo doing it? I never experienced TiVo.

    7. Re:Non-intrusive formats and consumer choices by Kichigai+Mentat · · Score: 1

      TiVo is (or was supposed to, at least) do it EXACTLY THE WAY YOU SAID. Additional data is sent to your TiVo, and when you fast forward over an ad, a mini-ad pop-up was displayed on screen.

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  72. "Feelin' fine" by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1
    If it takes moving pictures of a certain type to keep your kid happy, it's time to get them outside more and away from the babysitting box.

    "Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover!"
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  73. Yeah good luck with that by DDLKermit007 · · Score: 1

    I own a Replay with autocom skip. Max I see is a couple seconds of the first comercial and the tail end of the last comercial before the show starts back up. Autocom skip works roughly 90% of the time with me so they really don't have much of a chance. Maybe they should just charge advertisers more for the first & last comercials. First one I see the opening (useless usually) and the last one I usualy just see the product sans marketing gimmicks. Of which usualy the last comercial is usualy them making a pitch for another show on the channel.

  74. Excellent by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    I am glad to see that the advertisers are getting desperate enough to get stupid.

    I like my TV shows, but there is something about the advertising industry that I find aesthetically repulsive in terms of its purpose and impact on civilization.

    I am looking forward to the day when TV shows are purchased by the season commercial free. This is just one more step along that road.

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  75. Suggested Solution by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    My summary had a suggested solution, but it was edited (Significant improvement overall, thanks eds).

    I have been waiting for TV advertisers to come out with something like graphic novels that we can go through frame by frame. The novels could be around 10 seconds instead of 30, spend all the extra money on producing worthwhile content.

    At one or two frames of video per page of graphic novel, I'm guessing that you should be able to get hundreds of pages in a 5-10 second spot (30fps * 10=150 or 300 pages). This seems high, anyone know if this is accurate?

    The trick is to take ads and intersperse them with the text. You could get a bunch of half-page or full-page ads in with the content, or just have one constant add across the bottom (Preferably with a URL so the non-tivos can go find the same content on the web).

    A very primitave version of this is done with Two and a half Men. The producer has created what he calls "Vanity Cards" where he writes what are essentially little blog entry and flashes it on the screen for a fraction of a second.

    They are usually pretty interesting, my wife and I always back up, pause and take a minute to read the card. There is an archive of all his vanity cards here: http://www.chucklorre.com/text/

    1. Re:Suggested Solution by nsayer · · Score: 1
      GE did something like this not too long ago. They called it GE One Second Theater.

  76. Apply directly to the forehead. by nsayer · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised those HeadOn retards didn't try it first.

    Now that I think of it, their current add has so little motion in it, it's more or less a similar outcome.

  77. Re:I dont even own a pvr and I dont watch commerci by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

    We are of one mind.

    The most used button is the MUTE followed closely by the flip.

    What I wonder at the the mindset of the people who think that by using these measures they can actually get me to buy something from them.

    Incredible.

    Once I have gone through so much trouble to block ads, what makes them think that I will actually respond to an ad?

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  78. Without adverts where is the funding? by Smauler · · Score: 1

    The primary reason that TV shows continue to be made is to make money. TV shows make money from subscriptions or (mainly) from adverts. If loads of people don't watch the adverts, the revenue stream dries up. I'm not sure people here know how much advertising contributes to to some channels (erm, 100%?).

    I hate adverts as much as anyone... I'm also the worst channel hopper too. I also hate the fact I have to pay to own my television - £131 annually - $200 or so. But the BBC consistently produces some great programs which I appreciate. It's a choice (apart from in the UK) - pay a _big_ premium for a few channels without adverts, or accept adverts on all.

    1. Re:Without adverts where is the funding? by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      I dunno - £131/~US$200/~AU$325 p.a. sounds like an absolute bargain for 6 TV channels (plus news & parliament), 7 or more radio stations (plus regionals), and a web services portal that is the envy of the world's biggest new media players.

      I know your Prime Minister is a prick, and is openly hostile to your BBC - but can we swap him for ours? Please?

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  79. Oooh... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Hmmm. Go read a book?

    Yeah, I still have a few of the 1960's/1970's paperbacks with those annoying ad inserts in the middle....

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  80. Product Placement by RetroRichie · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if I see the death of commericials in my lifetime, wholly replaced with product placement in the shows themselves.

    I'm not sure which is worse.

  81. Sounds to me... by Kjella · · Score: 1

    ...like the best reason ever to get a PVR. Those 30 sec ads must be extremely boring for normal viewers.

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  82. Where the Ads went by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

    I own a digital cable box and a PVR in Toronto Canada.

    It resets often and forces you to go through tonnes of menu's now when you use certain of these instead of restoring you to your original channel it switches you to an all advertising channel which advertises other cable services.

    I'm sure viewership on this channel is very high as you are continually reset to it (After finishing a recorded show for example) but the cable company is monopolizing it, so when you're not actively watching you are bombarded by ads.

    Doesn't totally ofset but it's something.

  83. What is the alternative? by quantaman · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of people here either complaining that they'll have to see the ad or rejoicing that they will be able to skip the ad easier.

    My question to them is what do they want as a business model for television?

    There are several possibilities.

    1) No commercials, this is synonymous with the people who claim that should advertising adapt to become more interesting so people will willingly watch as I simply don't buy that argument (viewer interest is one of their primary motivations already).

    In order to achieve content without commercials you need modifications to the system.

    One is to pay significantly more for your television service (satellite or cable), I don't know how much more but likely not a trivial amount.

    Another is to fund television primarly through things such as DVD sales (the broadcast of the show serves as an ad for the DVD), of course to increase DVD sales you need to reduce syndication and/or do something like make the season finale available only on the DVD version.

    Of course another option is just to give the shows smaller budgets. Of course while some costs such as big name actors will come down without much of a loss of quality a significantly lower budget will inexorably lead to lower quality television overall.

    Another way the industry could go is 2) Forced full length commercials, this is in the way of DRM and wouldn't allow you to fast forward through commercials (and probably a bigger war on bittorrent). Doesn't require the industry to adapt much but isn't very fun for us.

    3) The final way is to fit in the advertising some other way.

    One way here is product placement, if they can't get you to watch the ad seperatly from the show they may just make it part of the show. Of course this is done already but I see it becoming a lot more prevalent if traditional 15/30 second ads are no longer an option.

    Another way is what they've described, substituting a minor ad in for the skipped one. The effect will be smaller and have some of the effects in 1) but it doesn't force the user to spend more time than they would have on ads already.

    I'm sure I've missed some scenarios and made some logical errors but that's my quick take on this.

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  84. Commericals? by spx · · Score: 1

    Dont they know the reason we have our DVR is so we dont miss the commericals?!?!

  85. A business model for television? by argent · · Score: 1

    How about "I'm paying forty bucks a month for my cable bill, and wasn't that supposed to let them get by without ads?"

    How about "I'm only paying for my cable bill because Roadrunner is faster than DSL, I haven't watched TV in 10 years?"

    How about "I don't care what business model they use, because I don't care if they stay in business?"

    How about "Isn't it their job to figure out how to make me want to watch it?"

    How about "These are supposed to be the smartest and best motivators on the planet, and they can't figure out how to motivate me to watch their ad?"

    They're already begrudging the 20-22 minutes of non-advertising they have to show in each half an hour of eyeball time. They don't need excuses to cut into it, they do it anyway. Turn off your non-interactive video-game and go outside. Or at least play some Katamari Damarci.

    1. Re:A business model for television? by quantaman · · Score: 1

      How about "I'm paying forty bucks a month for my cable bill, and wasn't that supposed to let them get by without ads?"

      They could, but as I said less money coming in from ads means less money going to the shows as well, this could have effects such as fewer niche shows and lower budgets for other shows.

      How about "I'm only paying for my cable bill because Roadrunner is faster than DSL, I haven't watched TV in 10 years?"

      When I was in Toronto I paid for cable internet without paying for cable TV, they can't give internet without supplying TV but I didn't use it and they didn't charge for it, I don't know if it was the effect of locals laws but it's unfortunate if you can't do the same.

      How about "I don't care what business model they use, because I don't care if they stay in business?"

      Does that mean that you don't care if those specific companies stay in business (I don't) or you don't care if the television industry as a whole survives, because if you don't why the heck are you participating in this discussion? The fact is that to deliver watchable television we need some kind of business model.

      How about "Isn't it their job to figure out how to make me want to watch it?"

      I assume you mean the ad, in which case, they are trying very hard to make ads you want to watch (as they always have), but that's not an easy task and the old business model depended on packaging a show with the ads to make you want to watch the whole package. Now people can drop the ad part of the package which means the old model delivers less revenue regardless.

      How about "These are supposed to be the smartest and best motivators on the planet, and they can't figure out how to motivate me to watch their ad?"

      No they can't, at least not in amounts sufficient to sustain the industry at anything near its current level (that's why they put those things they call "shows" between some of the ads). Should the television industry die as a result or should we find something that works?

      They're already begrudging the 20-22 minutes of non-advertising they have to show in each half an hour of eyeball time. They don't need excuses to cut into it, they do it anyway. Turn off your non-interactive video-game and go outside. Or at least play some Katamari Damarci.

      If you want to go do something more productive with your time that's awesome. However, a lot of people like some of the content on television and if you're only contribution to the discussion on how to find a business model that co-exists with the technologies like the internet and PVRs is to whine, complain, and claim all their problems would go away if they just made more enjoyable ads (like they've been trying to do forever) then please go outside and stop adding noise to the discussion.

      This is exactly the type of comment in these discussions that irritates me, no useful content, just complaints and solutions that fall apart on even the most cursory examination. If we want any say as a community on how things like this turn out with respect to the law and industry we're going to need to supply a lot more than contentless rants.

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    2. Re:A business model for television? by argent · · Score: 1

      They could, but as I said less money coming in from ads means less money going to the shows as well, this could have effects such as fewer niche shows and lower budgets for other shows.

      Or more shows that people want enough to actually pay for, and fewer shows designed to be a non-distracting backdrop for the advertising.

      And it could well be that there really isn't that much demand for television once it's not propped up by unavoidable adverts, and the industry is due for a shake-up and retrenchment.

      The fact is that to deliver watchable television we need some kind of business model.

      The business model they have now doesn't necessarily deliver watchable television. Perhaps pay-per-view with a basic "20 hours of premium" built in to the $40 a month, and you can buy extra hours of premium. That model works well for the cellphone companies.

      Now people can drop the ad part of the package which means the old model delivers less revenue regardless.

      On the other hand I don't care about the superbowl but I've been more interested in the Superbowl halftime ads than just about anything else on TV in the past few years.

      It's not necessarily a problem that the old model delivers less revenue. That;s a problem with the old model, but the smart folks who create the old model product just have to apply their well-paid brains to something new... not just propping up the old.

      This is exactly the type of comment in these discussions that irritates me, no useful content ...

      That's why I'm not in advertising, because I'm not all that good at it. The message is that the business model for television they're trying to defend is broken, so asking how they can make it work is asking the wrong question. The right question is... what's the industry doing to find a business model that works better?

      I did get your eyeballs, though. I guess that's something... it's certainly in line with the old business model. Let me get back to you on the new one, once I figure it out...

  86. whoah, hooray for advertisements! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i love advertisements, they make the world a much peaceful and safer place, help fight terrorist by making them watch obnoxious ads.

  87. Advertising is Annoying! by Slant675 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's it. We want people to buy our stuff, so we're going to annoy the s%!t out of them until they do! The reason we want to get around commercials is because advertising today is ANNOYING and invasive, not because we mind hearing about products. I'm sure that most people would not mind hearing about products that they are interested in IF it was on their terms! Those who don't want to be advertised to ever most likely will not ever have advertising work on them, so why bother?!

  88. THIS IS A GOOD THING!!! by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    Wow! I hope all the advertisers adopt this strategy! WOOHOO!!! What a wonderful development. Now it will SUPER-EASY to make a commercial-skipper!

    Keep up the good work fellas!

  89. What part of "Fascist State" is unclear here? by Genda · · Score: 1

    It's kind of silly to even be preaching to the choir (for the most part.) I am a firm believer in capitalism, but free trade needs to;

    A) Be Free (freedom to operate unbonded, but only inside of fair limits designed to prevent business from damaging or undermining the greater well being of society, and the operating space of business at large... eg. cyanide pool gold mining make a few people rich, kills tons of wildlife, and leaves a ecological disaster for others to clean up afterwards... so in fact it's not a business, but a machine designed to pump tax dollars from the general public into the pockets of a greedy few... this is a perfect example of business that exists outside the boundary of workable freedom.)
    B) Be Responsible (Do good for it's own sake, even when it isn't going to make the stock holders all warm and fuzzy. When given the choice of cleaning up an ungodly toxic mess or using the third world as a toilet, even needs debate, something has gone horribly wrong with our collective thinking. Holding the bottom line, above respecting or honoring human dignity, morality, and/or the future quality of life for any and all people is indefensible. Having business or government that doesn't honor this simple truth is a disgrace.)

    The minute your government becomes BUSINESS-R-US, it stops doing important things like;

    A) Representing it's people B) Creating a workable environment in which people and business can freely and fairly operate C) Managing the freedom, fulfillment, growth, and development of it people and their enterprises D) Managing the workability of it's relationship to all other people in the world

    Nature has demonstrated with blinding clarity, that you separate the critical but antithetical parts of an organism from one another... that is why you'll never see a physical creature with it's rectum doubling as it's mouth. I suggest that having a society (and specifically a government) that hasn't made this simple distinction makes indelably clear that we as a people, need to get dramatically wiser, and with all due haste. Said simply, the walls between government, business, religion, and the growth and development of a diverse and moral citizenry, must be high, wide, and vigilantly guarded. The alternative is disaster, and we are all living that disaster this very moment.

    1. Re:What part of "Fascist State" is unclear here? by neminem · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree with you on your actual point, but quoth wikipedia, "The internal anatomy of anemones is very simple. There is a gastrovascular cavity (which functions as a stomach) with a single opening to the outside which fuctions as both a mouth and an anus: waste and undigested matter is excreted through the mouth/anus."

      I think a "speaking out your ass" joke would be appropriate here. ;)

  90. This isn't new by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

    Samantha Carter has inexplicably used a Dell for years!

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  91. Low end of the curve by vanyel · · Score: 1

    I've been expecting the better advertisers to start hooking the beginning and ends of commercials with either key info or something that makes you want to watch it. A really clever admaker will create one that looks normal at normal speed, but does something different and interesting at fast forward speeds. Granted, that will be really hard to do, but I'll bet we see it someday.

    I'm also expecting the first and last commercials of a commercial break to be worth more than the middle ones, but that's probably already the case --- even before tivo, people used commercials for bathroom breaks and other alternate activities. I was muting them for well over 10 years before I got a Tivo, but you still had to keep an eye out for when the show came back on.

    And of course, you've got product placement, from clever and subtle, to the kinda clever, yet brute force style of cisco in Eureka a couple weeks ago: Stark's conferencing system threw up a huge cisco logo when he shut it off: outlandishly obvious, yet that's exactly the way a lot of software works, so it actually fit into the story, even if it was a little distracting for a moment. Yet, the advertisers actually want you to notice them. It's an effective way, if you don't overdo it, but I'm afraid that bit of heroin is going to be too irresistable and end up destroying a series or two in the future. I just hope it's not Eureka, which has to be one of the best shows ever...

  92. Ahh, gotta love Tivo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta love that TiVo... no evil "Jump" button so you have to fast forward instead. That's why I'm still using a couple of first-generation ReplayTVs.

  93. The networks need to take a scientific approach by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    Newspaper, Magazine, and web advertising is very effective, yet it is easily skipped. What some of the television networks are trying to do is the equivilent of forcing my eyeballs to read ads that I am not interested in. Such an approach is rather short-sighted, because it will only turn their viewers away.

    The networks really need to take a scientific approach to advertising and observe how real DVR users behave. They can try many different advertising methods and see which ones allow for messages to stick.

    Some methods that might be effective:

    • Tag the first frame of each ad (and show segment.) The commercial skip button would always skip to the first frame of an ad/show. The goal then would be to dissuade the viewer from hitting skip.
    • Place their programs on the internet, with embedded advertising. By maintaining high quality and reliabale servers, the general public would avoid sites like "The Pirate Bay".
    • Realize that as viewers hunt for the remote, get up to pee, run for a beer, ect, they are still listening to the ad.
    • Realize that people still like to watch sports, American Idol, and many other events live.
    • Take advantage of the "Economies of scale." This means reducing overhead and/or increasing viewership.