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  1. Just Do It. on Big Mac Officially Ranks 3rd · · Score: 1
    As the officious lawyer for Nike, I demand that you cease and desist from using our trademarked slogan in your comments without delay.

    Otherwise, we'll send you to one of our Vietnamese sweatshops as an indentured slave.

  2. Re:Great priorities, RMS on Forbes Examines SCO Subpoenas · · Score: 1
    Bet he's got more guns than you, though - I'll take the guy with the firearms over the sensible and mature pacifist anyday.

  3. Re:Yay! on SCO Fires back, Subpoenas Stallman, Torvalds et al · · Score: 1
    I'd prefer "these guys are smoking crack" as a deposition.

  4. Bejaysus! on SCO Fires back, Subpoenas Stallman, Torvalds et al · · Score: 1
    An honest congressman - how the hell did you find one of them?

    OK - I know honest politicians exist - I can name 5 out of 635 British MPs that are definitely honest, but an honest and reasonable US politician in the land of lobbies and graft?

    How did that happen?

    Anyway, well done Barney Frank for looking at a problem on its merits, rather than on who's paying him.

  5. Re:Just like Poker on IBM Subpoenas SCO Investors, Analysts · · Score: 1
    What rules?

    Omaha? Nah.

    Texas Hold-'em? Nah.

    I've got it - it's Utah Bluff, where loud and inaccurate boasting about your hand is mandatory.

  6. Re:Disney Digital? Dangerous. on Disney Does Digital, Ditches Drawings · · Score: 1
    Dubitable dialectic, dogmatically driven.

    Delta-dominated drivel, dynamically deconstructed Derrida-style.

    Doh!

  7. Re:The Latest From Microsoft R&D... on Microsoft Makes Push for COBOL Migration · · Score: 1
    WinChester?

    Aw, screw it, never mind...

  8. Re:Finally.... on New Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Series Announced · · Score: 1
    Grrrr...

    Peel is great, but there's to little David Stafford on radio. And as others have pointed out, he'll be back off holiday soon, so don't worry.

    Don't forget that Radio 4 also gave us Goodness Gracious Me, The League of Gentlemen (filmed just next door to me in Hayfield) and myriad other little gems.

    And Quote Unquote has its moments - it's just a bit posh for most of us.

  9. Re:Peter Jones... on New Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Series Announced · · Score: 1
    Please - not Oliver Postgate!

    I'm from the Noggin the Nog generation, and can't think of anything else when I hear Postgate's voice.

    BBC's 'Correspondent' had a report from Africa by a reporter that had a Postgate-ish voice, and I couldn't listen to the report for laughing.

  10. Re:Mixed-up order? on New Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Series Announced · · Score: 1
    I'm more upset that when the BBC had The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe as part of the 'Big Read' season, I could still remember 'Turkish Delight', some 31 years after reading the damn book.

    Made my girlfriend laugh, though. ;(

  11. Re:Sorry, nothing to hear here move along on New Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Series Announced · · Score: 1
    I, too, listened to the series on radio while at school.

    I definitely enjoyed the books, thought the TV series was fun, and hate to think what the Americans will do to the film.

    I'm looking forward to the new radio treatment - it won't be as good as the original, but it'll be a hell of a lot better than a lot of stuff we hear.

    And "I expect the movie to be awful but I hope I'm wrong." is a terribly Marvinesque thing to say.

    Marvin - the finest leterary creation since Eeyore.

  12. Re:This has already been done in Finland on New Hitchhiker's Guide Radio Series Announced · · Score: 1
    No, but you've probably got better fjords.

  13. Port Chicago on Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Would i be nitpicking if I pointed out that the Port Chicago explosion was bigger?

    It was certainly more destructive - no trace was found of at least one locomotive caught in the blast.

  14. Re:I question this. on Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London · · Score: 1
    Disclaimer: not an explosives major, so this may be wrong.

    I think with slower burn explosives (where you don't get a real detonation, just a gas release) that the degree of confinement has a huge effect on the final blast pressure - this is why they have the caveat that the gunpowder had to be tightly packed in barrels for maximum effect.

    Even then, I doubt that the blast pressure could be the same as the equivalent amount of TNT, but it'll be a lot more than you'd think.

    Fertiliser + diesel makes a slow burn explosive, but when confined within a vehicle, it's quite a big bang (as Bali 2002 showed).

    I'm sure some qualified explosives expert can explain better, but that's my understanding.

  15. Re:From Team Visionary Endeavor on DARPA's Autonomous Vehicle Challenge Too Popular? · · Score: 1
    Doesn't Wisconsin have senators?

    Get the politicians involved - that's what they are for, in the land of pork-barrel politics.

  16. Planetary Simulation on IBM's Blue Gene powered by Linux · · Score: 1
    Might be better to use it for planetary simulations - then we could have...

    Venus in Blue Genes!

    Note - appaling pun aimed at those of the older persuasion.

  17. Re:What else happened in the 1700's? on W3C Requests Eolas Patent Re-Examination · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The Chinese invented the spinning frame in the mid 13th century, and very soon afterwards had water frames with up to 32 spindles.

    Arkwright's invention was independent, but there was very prior prior art.

  18. Re:We Need Better Plants on 4 Tons Of Plants per Mile to Ride In Your Car · · Score: 1
    One word.

    Hemp.

    Fuel, fibre and fun in one simple to grow crop.

  19. Re:The V2 rocket was not so bad then on 4 Tons Of Plants per Mile to Ride In Your Car · · Score: 1
    The Germans must have had a pretty impressive fermentation plant then - there were about 4.5 tonnes of alcohol in a V2, and that means that nearly all the carbohydrates in the original 30 tonnes must have been converted (average carbohydrates in a spud are ca. 16% - which would give 5 tonnes for conversion).

    At that rate, potatoes could be one of the best biofuels, and Idaho could become the centre of the known universe!

  20. Re:Eric Raymond does not own the Jargon File on SCO Asks IBM To Make SCO's Case For It · · Score: 1
    He didn't steal it - you're quite welcome to 'fork off' (or whatever the OSS term is) if you don't like it. ;=)

  21. Re:A bit screwy ? on Fight Woodworking Piracy: Add EULA Restrictions · · Score: 1
    It's also according to the Federal court decision, which threw out the 'theft' claim for lack of evidence.

    What's left, and what Schmeiser is appealing, is a dubious interpretation that allows Monsanto to claim patent infringement.

    There's a really good article on Schmeiser's site that looks at the logic of this interpretation, and how the Supreme Court should view it.

    It raises a lot of questions about the feasibility of patent-protection for GMOs, without being wildly alarmist or OTT.

  22. Author confusion on Are Linux Zealots Terrorists? · · Score: 1
    I read the author's name as Enderby, and had the confusing image of a little insignificant man scribbling trite crap while sat on the toilet.

    Then I read the article, and wasn't disappointed.

    Burgess's creation has come to life in this shallow, empty journalist.

  23. Re:The article title is demonstrably wrong... on Big Mac achieves around 14 TFlops with 128 Nodes · · Score: 1
    The biggest InfiniBand switch you can get right now is 128 ports

    Kinda makes you wonder why it was a 128 node test, doesn't it?

    Still, an 80% performance mark over 128 nodes is impressive, and we'll have to wait and see what the final architecture does.

  24. Re:Not a good idea on Computerized Navigation Systems to the Rescue · · Score: 1
    But would you rather:

    1. Recurrent gridlock, with frustration every day

    or 2. The occasional 'interesting' failure.

    Myself, I'd much prefer to keep moving most of the time, and run the risk of getting caught in an occasional 'mega-jam' or whatever term would undoubtedly be coined.

  25. Just gotta love the Copyright notice... on RIAA Sequentially Repeating Edison's Mistakes? · · Score: 1
    (C)2002 George Ziemann
    All material on azoz.com is protected by copyright law and by international treaties, but it all seems rather pointless.
    You may reprint any article on this site in whole, in part, in effigy or in ridicule. I really don't care.

    Priceless.