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Guy Fawkes' Explosion Would Have Devasted London

Anonymous Coward writes "Experts at the University of Wales in Aberystwyth have worked out for the first time the true extent of the damage Guy Fawkes would have caused if his daring deed had not been foiled on November 5, 1605. " Sorry - history geek/major in me coming out, but this is definitiely one of those major points in history when things Could Have Gone Differently.

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  1. My old uni! by Cockney · · Score: 4, Funny

    For the first time ever my old university is mentioned on Slashdot. I'm so happy!

    1. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fucked up your A levels, then?

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    2. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even need GCSE's to get into the University of Wales. I'm surprised they even know what a web server is in Aberystwyth.

      Still, at least it keeps them up in the valleys and away from the decent Universities in England.

    3. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, now. So where did you go?

    4. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll just check...

      Ah yes! East Anglia Polytechnic in 'naughty' Norwich. Man, thoe BBQs were something else...

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    5. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm bared "for life" from the Spar in Abber.

    6. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      You don't even need GCSE's to get into the University of Wales

      Maybe not to do media studies (i.e. watching TV) or hotel and hospitality management, but to do something decent like Physics, Astrophysics, Engineering, Mathematics or Computer Science you need some decent A-Levels or equivalent. I'm not even Welsh, but I've been there and I can assure you that there is some pretty world-class research in Physics happening at Cardiff. Aberystwyth has its strong points too.

    7. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alan Cox went to both aberystwyth and swansea IIRC.

    8. Re:My old uni! by Fembot · · Score: 1

      lol why??? and which one? theres at least 4 that I can think of.... posibly one more hiding somewhere

    9. Re:My old uni! by azzy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, world class research.. they were researchng the big bang... now it turns out they just meant a big explosion... which never actually happened... oh the waste...

    10. Re:My old uni! by johndoejersey · · Score: 0

      do they feed beefburgers to swans?

    11. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      They certainly do! They fill them up with fat so they'll float better.

      They run over Badgers in their tractors FOR FUN, too!

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    12. Re:My old uni! by Eunuchswear · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hah! I was at UEA 26 years ago, and here I am reading slashdot.

      Might as well kill yourself now, you have nothing to look forward to.

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    13. Re:My old uni! by Psychotext · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oi... I studied software engineering at Aberystwyth, who at the time were one of only three universities in the UK offering such a course. They may have terrible facilities for a lot of things, but their computer science departments and robotics labs are pretty damn impressive.

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    14. Re:My old uni! by six809 · · Score: 1

      Their robot lab is, sure. But I can't say I liked the course much. Too much paperwork, not enough coding. Sets you up well for a job somewhere like EDS, I guess, but not too good for the sort of thing I enjoy doing. That said, the environment is great, and if you do the bare minimum for the course, that leaves you plenty of time to teach yourself the interesting stuff (of course I only realise that this is what I was doing in retrospect). And they were heavily Unix-based when I went, which is nice.

    15. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      East Anglia Polytechnic? I've lived within 20 miles of Norwich all my life, I've never heard of it.

    16. Re:My old uni! by Claws+Of+Doom · · Score: 1

      Don't think I did, but they did offer me two E grade entry... That's the kind of thing you don't turn down ;)

    17. Re:My old uni! by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0

      Or Alan Partridge either, presumably?

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    18. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was at UEA 10 years ago and I'm here reading /. too, how else could I command my 90k paycheck?

    19. Re:My old uni! by six809 · · Score: 1

      Is it? Well I know the RMS talk never made it to the front page, but it might have been mentioned in comments... Hmm actually (*searches*) nothing there. Dunno how far back the search goes. Aber was kinda referenced by association with the mention of the Adminspotting T-shirt.

    20. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't surprise me, those Norfolk bumpkins... only interested in their Country and Western Music and growing turnips...

    21. Re:My old uni! by Bill_Mische · · Score: 0, Troll

      tut tut

      Not even a proper university..

      (Ok I declare an interest - BSc Chemistry University College Cardiff 1988)

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    22. Re:My old uni! by Spock+the+Baptist · · Score: 1

      OK, where's the mandatory "Worlds Biggest Turnip" joke a la Myth II?

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    23. Re:My old uni! by Psychotext · · Score: 1

      Dont get me wrong, I never said that the course has done me any good as far as employment is concerned. :-) In fact (and I shouldn't say this too loudly here) my MS and IBM certs have probably earnt me a ton more money in reality.

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    24. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    25. Re:My old uni! by MartinB · · Score: 3, Informative
      For the first time ever my old university is mentioned on Slashdot

      Nope.

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    26. Re:My old uni! by ObiWanKenblowme · · Score: 1

      Lucky you - I'm still waiting on a story for my alma mater, GUE Tech, where I studied Alchemy.

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    27. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mrs Trellis?

    28. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, should I have?

    29. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There once was a fresher from Suffolk Terrace

      Who thought Nov 5th was a good time to manace

      He went behind the Research Park skip

      And found the World's Biggest Turnip

      Then built Sonehenge II in "The Village" with help form a guy with a shopping trolly called Dennis

    30. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a clue: BBC TV comedy.

    31. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get out much do you?

    32. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains it. I live in the U.S.

    33. Re:My old uni! by Mrs.Trellis · · Score: 1

      I don't understand, should I shout 'FIRST POST' now?

    34. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is a fresher?

    35. Re:My old uni! by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      I can assure you that there is some pretty world-class research in Physics happening at Cardiff.

      Too right. Before I work where I do now I worked there and used to write software for gravitation wave detectors.

    36. Re:My old uni! by uloveus · · Score: 1

      a fresher is ... someone who has just started university - in their first year.

      there is usually a freshers week, before the 'work' starts involving lots of social occasions, drinking etc.

    37. Re:My old uni! by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

      and they feed bicarbonate of soda to the pigeons so the flying rats explode in mid air!

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    38. Re:My old uni! by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

      I was at UEA for an open day about 6 years ago. Decided to go to Imperial instead and am getting GBP250k/yr (well... last year and long may it continue!).

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    39. Re:My old uni! by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

      And as log as you are past your fresher year you will call it 'fuck a fresher week'.

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    40. Re:My old uni! by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

      This is not +4 informative, this is pedanticism taking to extreme. May the parent be modded down to Karma Whore Hell.

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    41. Re:My old uni! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I'm going to one-up you. I'm fairly impressed that my former personal tutor when I studied physics at aber, Geraint Thomas, managed to get his name and work on the front page of the Times. The thing that occured to me when I saw the picture was that Dr Geraint Thomas IIRC was a supporter of Plaid Cymru (Welsh Nationalist party) and a former colleage of Prof. Phil Williams, the Plaid Cymru member of the welsh assembly who died this year (I was actually sitting in Dr Thomas' office when we heard Phil had been elected), and that perhaps he would not be all that upset if the picture on the front page of the Times were true. Or at least, I bet a small grin managed to escape his beard at the thought.

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    42. Re:My old uni! by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Prince Charles studied at Aber in 1969.

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    43. Re:My old uni! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are/were a punk, and fell asleep in a pub in Cheltenham (the one with the spiders & bats on strings) once, I've met you.

  2. Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Guy Fawkes day was a frightning day for all of us British. Had it turned out differently, things would be different today. Why must we worry about the negative what ifs of history, instead of focusing on the future?

    1. Re:Future by kaltkalt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      because the negative is often quite interesting ("interesting" is not to be confused with "woulda been great had it happened.")

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    2. Re:Future by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Nothing helps us understand (and possibly predict) the future than being familiar with our past.

    3. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      he Guy Fawkes day was a frightning day for all of us British.

      it happened in 1605. How exactly was it a frightening day for you, again?

    4. Re:Future by Random832 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's only a "negative if", under the assumption that everything since then would have ended up worse than it did now... and you can't make that conclusion unless you _do_ consider what might have happened.

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    5. Re:Future by TWX · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "The Guy Fawkes day was a frightning day for all of us British."

      How do you know? I somehow doubt that you were there, and obviously some people were helping Guy Fawkes, or at least in agreement with him. It's rare to find everyone on one side of an agreement.

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    6. Re:Future by johndoejersey · · Score: 1

      if someone tried to bomb the british government now I certiainly wouldnt be frightened.

    7. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Guy Fawkes day was a frightning day for all of us British

      There wasn't a Britain then, and us Scots would probably have been quite happy to see it go up (at the time, of course).
    8. Re:Future by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would be, they might miss by half a mile and blow up my bloody office.

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    9. Re:Future by dunstan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Particularly the consequences of persecuting a minority within your population.

      Some years ago I was given a book about the Gunpowder plot, which sets the context. After the death of Elizabeth I, there was hope among the English Catholics that life would get better. Instead, James I set up what was effectively an inquisition, and appoined Popplewell to turn the screws down even tighter. My family were tucked away in North Yorkshire, and got away with a series of fines, but many English Catholic families had members executed - the English Martyrs. That's why even in today's more ecumenical time I'm not ashamed to sing "Our fathers chained in prisons dark were still in heart and conscience free".

      Yes, a splinter group decided to resort to violence, and yes that was totally unforgiveable, but there is a lesson which should not be ingored.

      Dunstan Vavasour

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    10. Re:Future by cosmo7 · · Score: 0

      Britain is the island, which did exist. There wasn't a UK then.

    11. Re:Future by nmfa · · Score: 2, Informative

      King James I of England was King James VI of Scotland. Elizabeth's death and his accession was the union was seeded. Scotland would have lost its monarch too.

    12. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "negative" you say? I beg to differ, this is important research. With british citizens having to confront the neo-liberalism of Blair or the unashamedly backwards tories, the only true win for the next election might be to screw the result and rectify things fawkes-fashion afterwards. Knowing how to do this cheaply and effectively is of course a civic responsibility, and historian explosion researchers can only help, right?

    13. Re:Future by loadquo · · Score: 1

      Since when did you work in london? And in an office.

      Last I heard you were a radio presenter in Norwich.

    14. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guy Fawkes day isn't remotely frightening for almost all of us British.

      You might get all nervous at the very thought of an event that didn't happen almost 400 years ago, but don't presume to speak for the other 60-odd million people in the country! (As far as most people[1] are concerned it's a good excuse for a party and letting a few fireworks off.)

      [1] Based on a completely unscientific survey of my observations of people I happen to know. Many partying, several disinterested, absolutely no one frightened.

    15. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Lewes, Sussex, the whole population turns out in "bonfire societies" to remember the unpleasant things the Catholic Queen did to the Protestants there. Plus have a big fire, fireworks & general merrymaking.

    16. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But surely the persecution of the Catholics was partly a consequence of the Marian persecutions so eagerly carried out when England last had a Catholic monarch?

    17. Re:Future by clickety6 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but there is a lesson which should not be ingored.

      and after what the catholics got up to earlier, the lesson is surely:

      "what goes around, comes around"

      Gotta love that karma!

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    18. Re:Future by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2

      Caught me out, eh? Sonia MADE me come to London, honest!

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    19. Re:Future by turgid · · Score: 1
      Are these the same delightful characters who burned the effigies of gysies last week?

      What a bunch of barbaric morons.

    20. Re:Future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but there is a lesson which should not be ingored.

      That being that religion is the greatest evil ever foisted by man on another?

    21. Re:Future by $robertus · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      A splinter group that resorted to violence...
      You mean like that Boston Rable 270 years later?

      Personally, I've celebrated Guy's heroism every year for as long as I can remember. Then again, I was able to trace my ancestry back to a name-sake who had his death sentence for being a Jacobite set asside. Ok, so the fact that today is my birthday may have something to do with my celebration of the day.

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    22. Re:Future by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      What a bunch of barbaric morons.
      Not a bad description, but you missed out "thieving","filthy" and "parasitic".

      You did mean the pikeys, right?

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    23. Re:Future by Hognoxious · · Score: 1
      I would be, they might miss by half a mile and blow up my bloody office.
      If it was the USAF, don't worry, they'd miss by several miles so you'd be perfectly safe.
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  3. well at least by cassidyc · · Score: 5, Funny

    He has been the only person to go the parliament with honest intentions

    CJC

    1. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > He has been the only person to go the parliament with honest intentions

      It's been suggested recently that he was framed and had nothing to do with it.

    2. Re:well at least by stonedCoder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The moderation is screwed! The parent '5, Insightful' is showing as '5, Funny' for some reason(!)

      As a UK 'citizen' who is 'lucky' enough to see the current load of self-serving, jeering, ignorant political whores performing live, I can confirm the parent post is true!

      ;)

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    3. Re:well at least by AllUsernamesAreGone · · Score: 0

      Oh for mod points, I couldn't agree with you more!

    4. Re:well at least by SubtleNuance · · Score: 0, Insightful

      OH yes, a man, involved in a plot to kill the current government to start a Catholic Jihad and take over Government is someone w/ "Honest Intentions". As honest as Pat Robertson (catholic-o-fascist) and every islam-o-fascist around.

      Which Reminds me: "The world will never be free until the last king is strangled in the entrails of the last priest. ---Diderot"

      Fawke & Co's plot would only have accomplished 50% of this goal.

    5. Re:well at least by snarkh · · Score: 0


      Strangled by the entrails, I would think.

    6. Re:well at least by corbettw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, we're much better off over here in the Colonies. Our policians never lie, cheat, or steal.

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    7. Re:well at least by Slak · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't believe Pat Robertson is Catholic. I believe the term is "Born Again Christian".

      Cheers,
      Slak

    8. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) "Honest," not Noble, not Good, not Correct -- just not Deceptive (which isn't true either).
      B) Lighten up. It's a friggin' joke.
      C) If you can't even be bothered to know the difference between a Catholic and a Southern Baptist, you have no right to babble out a half-baked opinion on other people's religions.

    9. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I believe the term is "Born Again Christian".

      Close. In his case, though, it's "Born Again Asshat".

    10. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't Baptists "catholic" in the sense that people can just become baptists, they don't have to born into it?

      The use of "catholic" to mean "roman catholic" is unfortunate, as most christian churches are quite catholic, especially the protestant ones.

    11. Re:well at least by Darby · · Score: 2, Informative

      OH yes, a man, involved in a plot to kill the current government to start a Catholic Jihad and take over Government is someone w/ "Honest Intentions".

      Assuming these were his intentions and he stated them as such then they were honest intentions.
      Perhaps not honorable but that really depends on which side of the debate you're on.

      This is in contrast to elected officials who say anything to get elected and then do other things.

    12. Re:well at least by leviramsey · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Indeed, Mr. Robertson likely believes (as do many born-agains) that the Catholic Church isn't even Christian and is in league with the Freemasons and the Trilateral Commission to impose the New World Order...

    13. Re:well at least by AntDaniel · · Score: 1

      The only person every to go into parliament with the right idea.

    14. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed, Mr. Robertson likely believes (as do many born-agains) that the Catholic Church isn't even Christian and is in league with the Freemasons and the Trilateral Commission to impose the New World Order...

      You say that like it's a bad thing...

    15. Re:well at least by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      ha! RE: C) the fact that anyone cares how you cultists argue about your silly fantasy is beyond me -- i refuse to know. Catholics == Christians == Baptists == Jews == Scientologist == Muslim -- get it? Its a moot point to argue difference between any of them.

    16. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the current load of self-serving, jeering, ignorant political whores

      I object to this slur on an old and honourable profession. The courtesans (whores) with whom I have done business have all been absolutely charming young women. Applying the word "whore" to people as sleazy as British politicans is insulting and degrading to whores.

    17. Re:well at least by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      It's easy to tell them apart:

      Catholic clergy fondle little boys.

      Born Again clergy talk old ladies into mailing in thier life savings.

    18. Re:well at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i refuse to know

      Many are ignorant, but few so willfully so.

      I'm now wondering just how much difference there is between this refuse and mental refuse, but I'm somehow expecting you to get lost on the homophones back there.

    19. Re:well at least by Wolfrider · · Score: 1

      --Nope, that would be the Guerreros, on WWE.

      "Eddie! Eddie!"
      http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/guerr ero_e/ind ex.html

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    20. Re:well at least by randito · · Score: 1

      not really. christianity is a closely related group of cults, some of the more sucessfull of which include catholics, baptists, scientologist, and alcoholics anonymous. judaism is more of a framwork for creating cults.

  4. heh heheh he heh heheh by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 0, Funny

    -1: Offtopic

    you said "fawkes".

  5. The Article's ending says it all by tanya2526 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    *If* he was an expert,
    *If* he had it packed in
    _Then_ it would've had same effect as TNT
    (and so blasted about a km big hole)
    So this is a GOOD model.

    yada yada.

    Seriously, the assumptions they have made are just too far-fetched. It sounds like someone thought of this idea - hey what would've happened if.. -- and then did some calculations, and then put it in a sensational manner to get press.

    As Dick Feynman would say, this is something like Cargo Cult Science - no true scientific backing for this

    1. Re:The Article's ending says it all by floydigus · · Score: 1

      and then put it in a sensational manner to get press.

      No kidding? And on November 5th too.

      About 90% of the science stories you hear about have been the subject of media spin, which is why you hear about them in the first place.

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    2. Re:The Article's ending says it all by Claws+Of+Doom · · Score: 1

      I know Geraint Thomas and yes, he is the type of guy who would sensationalise what is trivial sience anyway. That guy has such an ego...

    3. Re:The Article's ending says it all by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The gunpowder likely would be well-packed. Compacting it makes it take up less space, and you're going to be shipping it in barrels anyway, as no other large container of the time was meaningfully water resistant.

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    4. Re:The Article's ending says it all by Fembot · · Score: 1

      For a quick 5 minute calculation on the back of an envolope its not bad. Apparently the guy who did this only got phoned yesterday for an article and now everyone's being interviewed and its on all the online news site and major papers!

    5. Re:The Article's ending says it all by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1

      Actually, the biggest assumption is that the historically reported amount of gunpowder, 2500kg, is reliable. I strongly suspect that, in the same way governments today are inclined, for political reasons, to exaggerate "weapons of mass destruction", the same may have applied in the early 17th century.

    6. Re:The Article's ending says it all by rkww · · Score: 1

      hmm, there's a job - gunpowder packer-downer...

    7. Re:The Article's ending says it all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear! did Geraint Thomas piss you off and make you look stupid?!?

  6. Done later anyway by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 3, Informative
    Great Fire of London, 1666.

    And let's not forget the South Bank ;-)

    1. Re:Done later anyway by JackJudge · · Score: 1

      or The Barbican :(

    2. Re:Done later anyway by turgid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but the Great Fire didn't turn England back into a Catholic country. The whole of Western history would have been different if old Guido (Guy) Fawkes had succeded. There was more to it than merely destroying property and the government.

    3. Re:Done later anyway by camelrider · · Score: 1

      What? You don't think there'd have been any backlash??

    4. Re:Done later anyway by azzy · · Score: 1

      would that be similar to a slashback?

    5. Re:Done later anyway by broeman · · Score: 1

      well, in a fire, people can run away ... if you blast 200,000 people away, they haven't got much of a choice. Surely the 190,000 poor people at the time could have had a difficult time building a decent home again (if they ever had a shack to live in).

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    6. Re:Done later anyway by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      I'm curious to know how the conspirators would have turned England into a Catholic country had they succeeded.

      James I, the target of the plot, was himself a Catholic. His fault, to the conspirators, was that he wasn't about to abolish the CofE. Had James been killed, why would a more extreme Catholic king been found as a replacement? Indeed, given England was overwelmingly Protestant, wouldn't the most likely outcome for a country suffering this kind of trauma, to have ended up with an extreme Protestant instead?

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    7. Re:Done later anyway by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      The backlash is what Guy Fawkes and his fundamentalist buddies were hoping for, much in the way that bus bombings in Israel are committed in the pursuit of open war.

      The Gunpowder Plot was essentially 9/11 in 1605, except that the plot was foiled.

    8. Re:Done later anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily the Blitz spirit kept us together while that wanton tyrant devastated London. Thank god we finally got rid of Comrade General Ken.

      -- oh wait a minute..

    9. Re:Done later anyway by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The Gunpowder Plot was essentially 9/11 in 1605, except that the plot was foiled.
      Except that had it succeeded, the Protestant English of the time probably wouldn't have made a token effort at catching the killers, failed, and then gone off and started a war in Mesopotamia by way of covering up their failure.
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    10. Re:Done later anyway by GMontag · · Score: 0

      Would the Romans have been called in to re-start the city?

    11. Re:Done later anyway by turgid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last year I saw a documentary about this on the BBC. However, knowing the current standard of BBC journalism, it was probably a pile of fetid dingoes kidneys. They said that it was a plot by Catholics to overthrow the King who was too tolerant of protestantism. Catholics had to go into hiding, hencs the "priest holes" in many houses of the day. Politics and Religion are far too complex for me. I are an injunear after all.

    12. Re:Done later anyway by sdfn8087 · · Score: 1

      James I, the target of the plot, was NOT a Catholic. He was an adamant supporter of Divine Right, and raised Calvinist (I think). His fault, to the conspirators, was that he promised Percy and Watson, before his coronation, to end the persecution of Catholics, but did nothing.

      According to the plan:
      Had James been killed, Catesby and the other conspirators would have had custody of one or two of James's children (Elizabeth and, hopefully, Charles; Henry, the heir, would likely be dead) in the Midlands. Catholics would then rise up, descend upon London from the Midlands, and Catesby et al would install Elizabeth (then 9 years old) and take control of the throne.

    13. Re:Done later anyway by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      I sometimes wonder about the history of cities. If someone completely flattened London, would you rebuild it except for political reasons.

      I can understand that when it was built, the river had huge significance, but nowadays, it's pretty insignificant.

      Surely, basing the capital at a central point (like near Leicester) would be better now?

    14. Re:Done later anyway by Crazy_Vasey · · Score: 0

      You'd think that, but logic doesn't really seem to come into these things. Just look at Wembley Stadium. They're rebuilding it in the same old location even thought it would be cheaper to build it elsewhere and it would be much more accessible to those of us who don't happen to live in London.

    15. Re:Done later anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, instead the exagerrated and publicized the scope of the failed plot and used it as an excuse to further oppress Ireland too since all catholics were obviously evil fanatics.

    16. Re:Done later anyway by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Oh yes, in some ways the reactions were very similar, and I won't deny it. But at least the reaction to the Gunpowder Plot was competent, if no less bloody-minded.

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    17. Re:Done later anyway by Richy_T · · Score: 1
      The capital used to be in Wessex. It escapes me why it ended up in london.


      Rich

  7. In other news.... by Skraut · · Score: 5, Funny

    Experts at the Slashdot labratory have worked out for the first time the true extent of the possible damage to the University of Wales in Aberystwyth's web server due to the posting of a story about Guy Fawkes

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    1. Re:In other news.... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 0

      Experts at Slashdot?

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    2. Re:In other news.... by jayhawk88 · · Score: 0

      Yes. We lead the free world in troll-related studies.

    3. Re:In other news.... by e7 · · Score: 1

      How come the University of Wales gets to have a Centre for Explosion Studies? You never hear about Welshmen blowing stuff up. Oh wait, I take that back.

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  8. Huh? by arvindn · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Does it take a history major to tell that if London had been blown up then things could have gone differently?! :)

    1. Re:Huh? by misterpies · · Score: 5, Insightful


      It qould have destroyed the Houses of Parliament, including all the MPS, the Lords and the King who were there for the state opening of parliament; Westminster Abbey; and the main royal palaces of Whitehall and St James's (Buckingham wasn't built yet). So the effect on the government & ruling class would have been devastating.

      On the other hand, the main commercial, shipping and population centre of London at the time was the City of London, which is a couple of miles from Parliament (technically in the City of Westminster), so the direct effect on London's population would have been small. The knock-on might have been huge, though. Just as 9/11 may have ended lower manhattan's dominance of the finance sector in NYC, it's possible that London's importance as a trading centre would have been seriously dented.

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    2. Re:Huh? by fastdecade · · Score: 1

      I'd have thought things would work out differently. However, the comment touches on a dichotomy of theories on history.

      - View 1: "Things" are primarily formed by important events, individuals, accidents of nature.

      - View 2: "Things" are primarily predestined by forces of geography, sociology, psychology, etc. Events, even on the scale of London blowing up, are insignificant overall. They may delay things and alter them in minor ways, but the trend will be as before.

    3. Re:Huh? by ader · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The knock-on might have been huge, though.

      Yep: massacre of anyone sharing the same religion as Guy Fawkes, leading to two-sided clash of faiths that would rapidly have drawn in other countries and had an impact far beyond the initial location of the event.

      Just like 9/11 in fact.

      Ade_
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    4. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      View 3: Both. View 2 is silly, because you can't ignore the effect of major events. View 1 is not as silly, but ignores chaos theory. Sometimes really small changed can make a huge difference.

    5. Re:Huh? by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Sometimes really small changed can make a huge difference.
      Yea, like that dammned butterfly that flaps its wings in Brazil and fucks up the weather in Scotland...
    6. Re:Huh? by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yea, like that dammned butterfly that flaps its wings in Brazil and fucks up the weather in Scotland...

      Damn, that little bug is working overtime.

  9. Variables? by Scalli0n · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Dr Geraint Thomas, head of the Centre for Explosion Studies, who led the research, said that the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today.

    So, uh...what's the general difference between gunpowder and TNT? I mean, both are a pure form of salt peter and whatnot, basically a normal explosive.

    Anyway, I'm also curious as to whether they took the differences in construction into effect, given that in 1605, artitecture was more solid (solid stone/marble) or very much weaker (wood).

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    1. Re:Variables? by REBloomfield · · Score: 2, Informative

      erm... no. Gunpower is the saltpeter mixture, TNT is tri-nitro-toluene, which is completely different. More like nitroglycerene if i recall.....

    2. Re:Variables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gunpowder is salt peter (potasium nitrate), sulfur, and charcoal.

      TNT = trinitrotoluene, a completely different chemical

      both rely on the large amount of energy released in converting to N2, CO2, H2O, etc. to go boom with sufficient activation energy

    3. Re:Variables? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TNT=Turner Network Television. ;)

    4. Re:Variables? by cathouse · · Score: 1
      Black Gunpowder releases energy thru a process of rapid burning, nothing more. Modern HIGH-EXPLOSIVES of which TNT is the defacto standard of comparison, go farther in that a large amount of the energy stored in the electrovalent bonds is released quite rapidly and efficiantly thru processes other than 'burning'. The latest and most exotic Military explosives also release energy from angle-stressed bonds within the substance snapping into less stressed states, and at least one of the latest is polarized-releasing energy on a single plane!


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  10. Re:Not much to destroy by marsbarboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    err....it would have been a major twin-towers scale disaster, London was one of the biggest cities in the world at that stage, and westminster palace was almost at the centre.

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  11. Re:Not much to destroy by Cockney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not much to destroy? Only the newly fledged parliament and all the MPs. It would be like blowing up the Senate building with all the people in it. Sure there wasn't much else around but this may have completely changed the course of British history.

  12. BBC website by brejc8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    BBC has a nice website about it too. (much more informative)

    1. Re:BBC website by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I once saw a documentary, one of the BBCs late night "learning zone" ones I think (it was many years ago) that showed lots of evidence for the case that the whole thing was a frame up. There's no mention of that on the above site all!

      Googling found this link, which mentions the price of gunpowder at the time being far to expensive for the conspirators to afford the amount they had. There is also doubt on the origins of the letter that tipped off authorities to the plot.

      Another site states the following:

      Was the Plot a fake?

      There is considerable evidence that there was no real Gunpowder Plot and that the idea of it was invented by Robert Cecil in order to discredit the Catholics, not to mention other motives such as removing a political rival (Northumberland) and gaining land from the the confiscated estates of Midland Catholics. This view of the plot provides answers to some otherwise awkward questions such as: Why were the Essex rebels let off a so lightly, and what exactly was meant by 'Reserved to her Majesty's use'? Why was Parliament postponed and how did the coal cellar became so easily and conveniently available? Where did so much gunpowder come from? Wasn't Tresham's warning letter an obvious giveaway? Why did Monteagle give it to Cecil and why didn't Cecil inform the King immediately? Why didn't Guy Fawkes escape after the first search and was he really tortured? How come the Midland rebels were so quickly surrounded by the Sheriff's men and why were Catesby and Percy both shot?

      I couldn't find any really compelling links, certainally none as good as the documentary.

    2. Re:BBC website by LoonyJetman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I heard a representative of the gunpowder plot society on radio 5 (bbc) last night, who seemed fairly knowledgeable about the subject and was level headed enough not to get carried away with the presenters enthusiasm for the blowing up half of london aspect of the story. Their website is as comprehensive as you would expect from their name.

    3. Re:BBC website by blamanj · · Score: 1

      I once saw a documentary that showed...evidence for the case that the whole thing was a frame up. There's no mention of that on the above site all!

      Actually, if you follow the link at the bottom of page 2, you will read (amoung other things):

      One alternative theory suggests that Salisbury became aware of the plot some time before the warning was sent - the 'Monteagle Letter' may have been fabricated by government officials in order to 'frame' the conspirators.

    4. Re:BBC website by xdroop · · Score: 1
      (...) presenters enthusiasm for the blowing up half of london (...)

      Something also glossed over is that there was a whole heck of a lot less London back then, too.

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  13. Re:Not much to destroy by kinnell · · Score: 2
    It's not like London of 1605 was anything like the London of today.

    True, but actually the effects of a large gunpowder explosion in the London of 1605 would likely be a lot more devastating than you, or the article, suggest.

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  14. "Devasted?" by testy · · Score: 0, Funny

    What the heck does that mean?

    1. Re:"Devasted?" by iapetus · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but it's definitiely not in my dictionary...

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    2. Re:"Devasted?" by timbloid · · Score: 1

      It's a perfectly cropulent word ;-)

    3. Re:"Devasted?" by hplasm · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Devasted"- To make un-vast, ie to reduce in vastness. To smallify.(qv)Unbiggen.

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    4. Re:"Devasted?" by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      is definitiely in there?

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  15. Umm.. by Walterk · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Yeah? So? Where are the facts? It's hardly descriptive. This is really one of those `What-If?' things. They should have just used the What If Machine.

    What if SCO wins?
    What if Microsoft takes over Google?
    What if Gore won the election?
    What if Einstein wouldn't have been born?
    What if Linus was killed in a car crash?
    What if RMS was sane?
    What if the French won the war?
    What if Bender was really giant?
    What if life was more like a video game?

    Does it matter?

    1. Re:Umm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if /. ran on a M$ based server?

    2. Re:Umm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if life really was like a box of chocolates?

    3. Re:Umm.. by Threni · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or the Usenet group soc.history.what-if :
      http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UT F-8 &oe=UTF-8&group=soc.history.what-if

    4. Re:Umm.. by samhalliday · · Score: 2, Funny
      What if SCO wins?

      that is a stupid question

      What if RMS was sane?

      that is a much more sensible question, but asked in a profoundly stupid way

    5. Re:Umm.. by kfg · · Score: 0, Redundant

      What if life really was like a box of chocolates?

      Sunbathing would be really, really gross.

      KFG

    6. Re:Umm.. by Jonathan+Platt · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Come on... the French win a war :)

      Now I didn't write this and I'm not an American, but I thought it was funny.

      THE WALL
      An American, a Spaniard and a Frenchman are walking on a beach when
      they discover a genie's lamp. The American rubs the lamp and the
      genie appears in a puff of blue smoke. She announces to the trio
      that they will receive a total of three wishes, one each, so they
      should consider their wishes wisely. The Spaniard is first, and asks
      the genie to make his country fruitful, his countrywomen beautiful
      and his traditions preserved. The genie grants the wish. The
      Frenchman is second. "I'm sick and tired of my homeland being
      invaded every half century. I would like an impenetrable wall built
      to protect my beloved France, one which no one can scale." The genie
      grants the wish. The American thinks for a moment, and asks the
      genie, "I'm curious about this wall. How big is it?" The genie
      replies, "The wall around France is 150 high and 50 feet thick. It
      cannot be penetrated from either side, or climbed, and all the
      French people of the world are safe inside." "Great," says the
      American. "Fill it with water."

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    7. Re:Umm.. by CKW · · Score: 1

      What I hate are the what-if's in life that haunt you

      (you may need to right click save as - stupid webserver - stupid IE - I've tried setting the mime type, and IE can't simply refer to the OS file extension setting or do something intelligent itself)

    8. Re:Umm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I had invented the finglonger?

    9. Re:Umm.. by mranchovy · · Score: 1

      Coming soon to Slashdot: the nazis would have won if they had Superman.

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    10. Re:Umm.. by Bigby · · Score: 2, Funny

      What if the French won the war?

      I think you meant: What if the French won a war

    11. Re:Umm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if I had invented the Finglongerer?

    12. Re:Umm.. by Gwobl · · Score: 1

      The "what if" is not meant to be a headache. It is meant to provoke insight. If Linus had been killed in a car crash, little Rerun would have experienced increased familial and parental pressure, and Sally would have been changed forever. The correct philospher to set it right would be deceased, which means the kids would all have gone to Lucy for help. That is a call for action. Map it back to the real planet.

  16. Gun powder = TNT by T.i.m · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today

    So TNT is no better then gunpowder? What is so special with this guys gunpowder?

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    1. Re:Gun powder = TNT by kramer · · Score: 1

      My recolection is that the big advantage of TNT touted by Nobel (Yes, THAT Nobel) was not its explosive power, but its stability.

    2. Re:Gun powder = TNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C4 is only about 4x more powerful than gunpowder too, but C4 doesn't blow up if it gets hit by a bullet. You need a blasting cap with a more caustic explosive to set it off. Believe it or not the biggest advances in explosives were towards safety (and moldability).

      You might look up the USS Vesuvius for more info on why explosive weapons weren't launched out of guns in the 19th or 20th centuries. Or look up the history of the grenadier as the most fatality prone soldier on a battlefield.

    3. Re:Gun powder = TNT by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Gun powder = TNT by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Informative

      Dunk TNT in water, no effect. Hit it with a hammer - no effect. Warm it with a match - no effect. Place it in open and detonate it. The explosion is considerable.

      Dunk gunpowder in water. Won't burn. Hit it. Boom. Apply a small spark (like static from your sweater.) Boom. Put a pile of it in the open. Shhhh! - a big cloud of smoke, some sparks, some bright fire, no explosion. (only puting it in relatively small chamber - like a gun, a barrel or a cellar, depending on amount - causes considerable explosion. Otherwise it just burns quite rapidly.

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    5. Re:Gun powder = TNT by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm told that if you set C4 on fire, and then shoot it, it will explode. I am not highly motivated to duplicate this experiment, however. Maybe with a remote detonating setup.

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    6. Re:Gun powder = TNT by Yarn · · Score: 1

      Pure TNT is highly unstable and will go off with a hit from a hammer. You're probably thinking of dynamite where TNT is mixed with keiselguhr (a type of clay) which is far more stable, as long as the two stay mixed. If old style dynamite is left too long the TNT can leak out, often called "weeping jelly". This stuff is very unstable, as seen in MacGyver.

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    7. Re:Gun powder = TNT by Vaginal+Discharge · · Score: 1

      Gun powder is Nitroglycerin. TNT is 2,4,6-Trinitrotoluene.

      And no, C4 can only be detonated with an electrical charge.

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    8. Re:Gun powder = TNT by Hallowed · · Score: 1

      Gun powder in this case is Black Powder, Potasium Nitrate + Sulfur + Charcoal, Smokeless gun powder is nitrocellulose, only certain types of smokeless have nitroglycerine, and are designated as such by being called double or triple-base powder, single-base powder being just nitrocellulose and inert ingredients.

      C4's explosive ingredient is RDX, and C4 CANNOT be detonated by passing a electric current through it, it must be initiated with a blasting cap (or similar high explosive initiator like primacord, which itself must be intitiated by a blasting cap), which can be electrical or conventional. The military still uses a cap crimped onto plain old fashoned safety fuse for most demolition applications.

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    9. Re:Gun powder = TNT by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      WRONG
      Your thinking pure nitroglycern, based upong the type of clay item - makes dynamite

      TNT is a plastic explosive - VERY VERY stable - not quite in the came league as the "C" type plastic explosives, but...

      It is (or was) used in all sorts of military munitions, - today it has often been replaced with better stuff

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    10. Re:Gun powder = TNT by technos · · Score: 2, Informative

      TNT = trinitrotoluene. It's not exactly a plastic explosive, it's kind of like wax. Requires an explosive train to get going, you can do about anything to TNT and it will not go boom. Burn it, mash it, electric charges, no effect. Don't want to get it on your hands tho.

      dynamite = Nobel's brand of nitroglycerine in clay explosive. Other people made similar, out of other kinds of clay, using wood pulp as binder, etc. No one makes much use of dynamite anymore; Commercial blasting explosives are all TNT, nitrostarch, or nitrogel.

      The military makes extensive use of TNT still, as well as things like RDX in a plastic binder. Things aren't terribly simple, for example your average munition might have nitrostarch, picric acid and TNT in it.

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    11. Re:Gun powder = TNT by arivanov · · Score: 1
      TNT and it will not go boom

      Wrong conventional explosives also have the concept of critical mass/shape. 250+ kg of spherical TNT will selfdetonate on ignition. Same can be achieved in smaller quantities in other shapes.

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  17. Moron! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But it was pretty frickin' major for its time. In relative terms it would have been _more_ significant than blowing up the London of today, as back then it was the major port (as well as being the centre of commerce). Bearing in mind that this predates the pilgrims fleeing from Plymouth in 1620, it would also have had a heavy impact on the history of America.

  18. Wasn't he framed? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I remember reading something somewhere a few years ago that offered proof that Guy Fawkes was framed. Anything to this?

    I also understand that Brits seem to have tossed out the whole Nov 5th thing for the more commercial American import of Halloween, but haven't really picked up on the concept, with many kids showing up on pumpkinless doorsteps sans costume.

    Seems to me that Guy Fawkes Night would be a much bigger blast!

    1. Re:Wasn't he framed? by stemcell · · Score: 1

      Us Brits tend to do both - trick or treating on Halloween - with costume.

      Fireworks and bonfires on Guy Fawke's night - without costume.

    2. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try it the other way around next year.

    3. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with many kids showing up on pumpkinless doorsteps sans costume

      Well, if you're in Hackney (east london) those kids aren't trick-or-treating, they're there to rob you.

    4. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      > I also understand that Brits seem to have tossed out the whole Nov 5th thing for the more commercial American import of Halloween...

      I hadn't heard that Americans celebrated Halloween with massive bonfires and firework displays.

      Seems to me that a festival which relies on the sale of vast quantities of expensive fireworks could possibly be described as more commercial than one that relies on the sale of pumpkins, but I might be wrong. ;)

    5. Re:Wasn't he framed? by trash+eighty · · Score: 1

      anything but! fireworks are going off from about september onwards for Nov 5th, so many fireworks are being let off these days infact the govermint is thinking of restricting the sale of them.

    6. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I also understand that Brits seem to have tossed out the whole Nov 5th thing for the more commercial American import of Halloween, but haven't really picked up on the concept, with many kids showing up on pumpkinless doorsteps sans costume.

      Not really. November 5th is still a bigger night in the U.K than Halloween; we spend UKP80million a year on fireworks, most of them for November 5th. Sales of plastic horns and Scream masks pall in comparision really.

      What tends to happen is that Halloween simply gets overshadowed, which is why none of the kids really go for it with much gusto. Especially this year, where November 5th has fallen smack in the mid-week, meaning there are large scale firework displays both the weekend before and after.

    7. Re:Wasn't he framed? by martinthebrit · · Score: 4, Informative

      Some of us Brits object to the American import of Halloween overshadowing our own pyrotechnic traditions.

      Very funny diatribe about 20 minutes into last week's Now Show (radio 4 comedy programme) about this very matter.

    8. Re:Wasn't he framed? by erinacht · · Score: 3, Informative
      We celebrate both all hallows eve and November the 5th, though for me personally, Guy Fawkes night is a rememberance of poor old Guy and the good he could have done.

      Was Guy Fawkes Framed? find out here!

      Since it may be my namesake's festival, I have to correct you on the "American Import" bit...
      It is believed that the tradition of Halloween reached America with the Irish immigrants of the 19th century who, according to Barkin and James, retained the belief that ghosts and spirits roamed the earth on Halloween. It is even possible that it was the Irish that developed the idea of trick or treating when villagers would go begging for food for a feast or perhaps the festival of St. Columb Kill.
      Though to be fair, Haloween as it is celibrated today is Americanised
    9. Re:Wasn't he framed? by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative

      And note that Pumpkins are a recent New World import. Traditionally it was a Halloween turnip. (Now that's scarey!)

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    10. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      He-heh, Tony's scared!

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    11. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Inda · · Score: 1

      Trick or treating is starting in August next year too... so I've heard. The children aren't even going to get changed out of their school uniforms...

      I can't wait to hear Jingle Bells this year too. November is here, can't be long now. The 13 year old boys in my area have such great singing voices. The outstretched hand they also provide adds to the festive jollies.

      Now if one of them was to knock on the door asking if he can wash my car for money then that would be a different story.

      Very sad, it is. Damn young'uns.

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    12. Re:Wasn't he framed? by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      Aye. There are parts of Leeds at the moment that sound like a war-zone.

      And I'm not trying to belittle war-zones.
      More like point out it must be weeks of living hell for anyone who's lived through a war, or is a refugee from a war-torm country.

      Tiggs

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    13. Re:Wasn't he framed? by ader · · Score: 1

      many kids showing up on pumpkinless doorsteps sans costume

      This is nothing to do with Halloween, this is just little thugs chancing their arm. They'll be back the next night, hoping you've forgotten them. And again at Xmas, with a quick, desultory chorus of "Jingle Bells" and an outstretched, grasping palm.

      Never leaving the TV to open the door is a good way to avoid this happening.

      Ade_
      /

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    14. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the american idea of "trick or treating" seems to be a back port of guysing or "penny for the guy"

      The whole idea of halloween and guy fawkes night seens to have been confused by the americans and then is being re-exported back to the UK.

      Guysers seems a much better name than trick-or-treaters.
      RKG

    15. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      > They'll be back the next night, hoping you've forgotten them

      That's what I mean about being unclear on the concept. It's just the one night, not a whole week.

    16. Re:Wasn't he framed? by tiled_rainbows · · Score: 1

      That's a good point. Last major fireworks display I was at, I was with a rather grizzled-looking vietnam vet who started having flashbacks and had to go away somewhere quiet and have a lie down.
      And the neighbours to my parents' house were Iraqi. They complained about me and my small brother setting off fireworks, as it brought back painful memories of the Iran-Iraq war, or something.
      Not that I believe you should ban fireworks just because it freaks out a few unfortunate people, but a bit of consideration for one's neighbours, espicially if they're ex-airborne infantry acid-freaks, is probvably a good thing.
      Also, what about the USAF bombing all those Afghani weddings due to their unfortunate tradition of celebrating the marriage by firing automatic weapons into the air? What about that, eh?

    17. Re:Wasn't he framed? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
      "There are parts of Leeds at the moment that sound like a war-zone."

      let's just hope the massive Police presence on the streets of Bristol this week prevents this from happening...

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    18. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And some of us Irish object to Brits thinking Hallowe'en is American... Sure, the americans made it more tackily commercial, but they did the same to Christmas.

      Hallowe'en is just the christianisation of the ancient Samhain, as Christmas is mainly the christianisation of the ancient winter solstice celebrations, and Easter the christianisation of the ancient Beltane.

      The early christians didn't really have much of a clue when in the year Jesus was born or died, so they chose times close to the ancient pagan celebrations so they could claim them as their own.

    19. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Aye. There are parts of Leeds at the moment that sound like a war-zone.

      Very true. The sky was clear when I returned home. Now north Leeds looks foggy and smells of cordite. As I look out of my window the residents of a block of flats oposite appear to be trying to burn down trees with a large bonfire.

      Having said all that there are parts of Leeds which are like a war zone all year round.

    20. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It is believed that the tradition of Halloween reached America with the Irish immigrants of the 19th century

      Shhh, the yanks get taught in school that they invented everything! Don't break the illusion!

    21. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      And some of us Pagans (especially the Welsh ones) object to the Irish believing that they are the only celebrators of ancient festivals.

    22. Re:Wasn't he framed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frankly, I object to the wussification of American holidays. I've only been alive a quarter century and I still think back to when we were allowed to do whatever we wanted. It's too bad I'm Catholic, or else I would love to go to Britain, blow shit up, and talk shit about America. They didn't even let us have bonfires in the Boy Scouts when I left.

      Yes, violence for the sake of violence is stupid, but not when it's funny. I'm not 100% sure, but I think that Britons know this a tad better than Americans. That's why all we've got on the violence is fun front is Jackass, while they've had Monty Python, Trigger Happy TV, and a few others

  19. From the article: by plexxer · · Score: 4, Funny

    He said the physicists used the weight of explosive to work out how it would affect its surroundings.

    "We know that the more explosive we have the more energy will be released when the charge is set off.

    "From the pressure pulse generated by the explosion, we can tell if windows are going to be smashed or if whole buildings will be demolished," he said.

    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.


    Obviously they had their top minds working on this.

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    1. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously they had their top minds working on this.


      It's in Wales, remember.
    2. Re:From the article: by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      They had slightly different windows in those days...

    3. Re:From the article: by Attitude+Adjuster · · Score: 0

      He was being a good scientist and trying to explain it in terms people with no understanding of anything technical, i.e. MS and Mac users, could understand.

    4. Re:From the article: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Obviously they had their top minds working on
      > this.

      Chwarae teg, there's usually little correlation between what's really happened and what's been reported in the press when it comes to anything vaguely complicated (e.g. computing, physics, politics, etc).

      Plus, knowing some of the folks behind this (having studied Physics with Planetary and Space Physics there) I can tell you that there are (or in some sad cases used to be some very smart cookies there in the physics department..

      Chris, taffie down under..

    5. Re:From the article: by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Yes, Phil Williams will be sorely missed. RIP.

      Tom Mason.

      Phys. atmos phys 95-98

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    6. Re:From the article: by plexxer · · Score: 1

      I'm convinced - the internet has killed sarcasm. It's like a breeding ground for humourless fuckwads.

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  20. Mod up the coward!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plot was Guy-normous

    Nov 5 2003

    By Alison Purdy, Daily Post

    IF Guy Fawkes had succeeded with his gunpowder plot he would have devastated much of London as well as blowing the palace of Westminster sky-high.

    Experts at the University of Wales in Aberystwyth have worked out for the first time the true extent of the damage Guy Fawkes would have caused if his daring deed had not been foiled on November 5, 1605.

    Physicists from the university's Centre for Explosion Studies found that the amount of gunpowder Guy Fawkes packed into the cellar beneath the corridors of power would have been enough not only to destroy Westminster Hall and the Abbey but to cause substantial structural damage to many other buildings.

    Using explosion physics the team deduced that streets up to one-third of a mile from the centre of the palace of Westminster would have suffered severe structural damage and windows would have shattered within a radius of two-thirds of a mile from the centre of the blast.

    Dr Geraint Thomas, head of the Centre for Explosion Studies, who led the research, said that the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today.

    He said the physicists used the weight of explosive to work out how it would affect its surroundings.

    "We know that the more explosive we have the more energy will be released when the charge is set off.

    "From the pressure pulse generated by the explosion, we can tell if windows are going to be smashed or if whole buildings will be demolished," he said.

    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.

    "From the amount of explosive that Guy Fawkes had we can work out that if you were a third of a mile away you should have been okay with just a few broken windows around you. Further away and you might have just heard some noise," he said.

    He added: "If Guy Fawkes was an expert in explosives and so knew what he was doing and had the gunpowder confined in barrels and well packed-in, it could have been almost as powerful as the equivalent TNT explosion so this is a fairly good model," he said.
    * Plot was a damp squib - the history of Bonfire Night

    1. Re:Mod up the coward!!! by caluml · · Score: 1

      Two things.

      1. Is there a more Welsh name than Geraint Thomas? Answers on a postcard, please.
      2. What kind of a department is the Centre for Explosion Studies? Can you get degrees in that? Sounds like a fun course.

    2. Re:Mod up the coward!!! by TomV · · Score: 1

      One of my mates at Uni, who was thoroughly english and denied any sugestion of Welshness, nonetheless bears the name Gareth Rhys Frowen-Williams. Which is a pretty strong contender.

    3. Re:Mod up the coward!!! by caluml · · Score: 1

      How does he explain the name then? :)

    4. Re:Mod up the coward!!! by TomV · · Score: 1

      Usually something along the lines of the classic 'ooh look, a goodyear blimp' approach.

      Penny for the guy?

    5. Re:Mod up the coward!!! by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Name != genetic lineage
      Name != culture

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  21. Well, it did happen in 2000 in Enschede... by ControlFreal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At may 13th 2000, a fireworks storage facility (located in the middle of a residential area, of all places) in the city of Enschede in the east of the Netherlands went skyhigh. Some general info is here.

    Whereas the London event would have been equivalent to 2.5 tons of TNT, the Enschede explosion was estimated as being equivalent to anywhere between 5 tons and 15 tons of TNT (between 2e10 and 6e10 Joules, and at maximum about 1/1000th of Hiroshima in terms of energy). In the event, about 100000 kg of fireworks detonated, set off by a detonation in one of the central containers. The energy in the explosion was estimated by analyzing images of the shockfront wave set off by the explosion.

    The result was similar to what has been predicted for London: in Enschede, about 1200 houses were obliterated and 22 were killed.

    Fortunately, the event led to changes in legislation and much stricter requirements for such dangerous storage facilities near residential areas.

    On a personal note: I was about 6 km from Ground Zero when the event happened, and the sound from the explosion was very, very impressive even at that distance!

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    1. Re:Well, it did happen in 2000 in Enschede... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Anybody around who was in Afghanistan or Iraq when the US dropped fragmentation bombs on residential area's. Was it impressive as well?

      Or how about a zionist in a US-sponsered jet dropping a bomb in a civilian area, somewhere in the occupied territories. Yeah, that rocks!!!

      Nice to hear you know where you are talking about!


      I strongly suspect you're trolling but just in case you really did become confused when you read the phrase `Ground Zero' I'll point out that the *entire* of the grandparents post was about an explosion at a fireworks storage facility. How anyone can fail to comprehend that is beyond my understanding.

      "At may 13th 2000, a fireworks storage facility (located in the middle of a residential area, of all places) in the city of Enschede in the east of the Netherlands went skyhigh."

      It's more than likely then, that the poster was 6km from the fireworks facility when it exploded. And for the truly stupid, Ground Zero in this instance was Enschede.
    2. Re:Well, it did happen in 2000 in Enschede... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe, eindelijk een keer een bekende naam op Slashdot.

      Groeten van een oud TN-er en Arago lid.
      (ik stond op 1.5 km van ground zero)

  22. If this dastardly plot had not been foiled... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ... by the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, the results would be too terrible to contemplate.

    Captain Clueless of the Mounted Web Patrol

  23. The place to go is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...the little town of Lewes in East Sussex, where they burn an effigy of the Pope every year (+ 2 topical others), and have rocket fights, a parade through town and lots of home-made explosives going off left, right and centre.

    Any tradition that involves burning the Pope can't be all that bad. ;-)

    1. Re:The place to go is... by Fembot · · Score: 1

      Hehe we tend to go for a torch light procession down the roads traditionaly.. and when I say torches I mean sicks with the end on fire, none of that electric nonsense :-)

    2. Re:The place to go is... by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      Stand up and be counted ye blaggard.

      Bonfire night (Samhain, Halloween, All saints' eve) was also an apposite occasion for commemorating the Protestant martyrs by burning of various papal effigies on the pyre. Until Fawkes' presumably greater calumny shifted it to the 5th.

      Praise the pagans for their popular party pyromania.

    3. Re:The place to go is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the mideast! Unless this is in the mideast of the British Isles, then it is the mideast.

    4. Re:The place to go is... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      May the change of dates was due to the adoption of the Gregorian calendar. Many special days moved 5 or 6 days then.

    5. Re:The place to go is... by CrosbieFitch · · Score: 1

      If that was the case, then Halloween would have moved to the 5th as well.

      Bonfire Night and Halloween (Samhain) are one and the same, i.e. 31st Oct.

      Guy Fawkes night is the 5th Nov.

      I expect the church would have been very happy to shift the pagan fires away from Samhain.

    6. Re:The place to go is... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Good point! The difference with Yule is that Yule is midwinter's day where as x-myth is the 25 December i.e. a date. Changing a calendar would not change the winter's equinox.

      Bright blessings...

  24. Re:Scientists? Terrorists, I say! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We don't need to spend money on that sort of research. The IRA have been doing it for free for decades.

  25. there is one minor problem here... by grocer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "He [Dr. Thomas] added: "If Guy Fawkes was an expert in explosives and so knew what he was doing and had the gunpowder confined in barrels and well packed-in, it could have been almost as powerful as the equivalent TNT explosion so this is a fairly good model," he said."

    The explosion model assumes Fawkes was an expert in explosives and would have packed the barrels really tight instead of just using the barrels as is...so by that logic there would have been more gunpowder there than historical attributed. I suppose it could have packed in there with nails and steel balls but then there's less gunpowder than the model (maybe)

    Dampness could have been a factor also, generating heat, fire, and explosive pockets rather than an all out boom.

    So, yeah, there could have been a big explosion but the polictical implications would have far outreached the physical damage or collateral damage.

    1. Re:there is one minor problem here... by Shimbo · · Score: 1

      The explosion model assumes Fawkes was an expert in explosives and would have packed the barrels really tight instead of just using the barrels as is...

      According to the BBC article Guy Fawkes' job was packing gunpowder for the army, so it's not unreasonable to assume he knew what he was doing.

    2. Re:there is one minor problem here... by camelrider · · Score: 1

      I wonder if he'd have packed it into a corner of the cellar with a pipe to run his fuse into a proper spot for a "shaped" charge?

  26. Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Eevee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    *If* he was an expert,

    There's a link at the end of the article where they point out that Fawkes was brought into the plot because...he was an expert in gunpowder.

    *If* he had it packed in

    This was not a spur of the moment event. There was more than enough time to ensure the gunpowder was correctly placed and packed.

    1. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      This was not a spur of the moment event. There was more than enough time to ensure the gunpowder was correctly placed and packed.

      Oh yeah? Apparently the gunpowder they used was old and stale and wouldn't have made a very good explosion.

      "The Stinkbomb Plot" just doesn't work as sinister plots go.

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    2. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by eyegor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I find laughable is the statement that black powder (especially 17th century black powder) would have the same explosive power as an equivalent mass of TNT. As an example, when used as a bursting charge in an artillary shell, black powder is only 1/3 to 1/2 as efficent as TNT.

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    3. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by GodEater · · Score: 1

      This was not a spur of the moment event. There was more than enough time to ensure the gunpowder was correctly placed and packed.

      I'd just like to point out that clearly there *wasn't* enough time - since he got caught, hung, drawn, and quartered.

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    4. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by GMontag · · Score: 1
      Well, I will join you all this thread who are breaking the /. tradition by reading the article before posting.

      What I found absoutly astonishing is that the reporter needed a scientist to give us this gem:
      We know that the more explosive we have the more energy will be released when the charge is set off.
      Wow doc! Thanks for the hot tip!
    5. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Yeah, their assumptions are wrong. Black powder explodes at ~1,500 fps. TNT DETONATES at around 18,000 fps. A bit of a difference.

      5,000lb of black powder would make a big hole. 5,000 lb of TNT and the center of London would BE a big hole...

    6. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by sjames · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah? Apparently the gunpowder they used was old and stale and wouldn't have made a very good explosion.

      That was because Parliment met a month later than expected due to plague. Also in the various articles.

    7. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by whorfin · · Score: 1

      Since this is relatively fresh in memory, we dropped 4 2,000 lb HE bombs onto a building that Saddam was suspected to be in during the war in Iraq.

      It certainly made quite a mess of the building, and produced a sizable hole, but it apparently didn't succeed in killing the bastard. And although I'm sure that Fawkes' bomb would have also made a mess and killed quite a few people who happened to be unlucky enough to be sitting on top of it, I hardly would go so far as to say it would make the entire center of London into a big hole.

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    8. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by show+me · · Score: 0
      And how about this impressive statement:
      He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.
      Boy, I hope not all British scientists are masters of the obvious like this dude.
    9. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by tntguy · · Score: 1

      Man, I always hate when the plague gets in the way of daring deeds. Bummer!

    10. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by idontgno · · Score: 1
      4 2,000 lb HE bombs onto a building

      2000 lb HE bombs contain only 945 lbs. H-6 or Tritonal explosive. Most of the weight is...steel, for fragmentation.

      Also, 4 bombs hitting approximately the same place a few seconds apart doesn't have the same concentrated overpressure of the equivalent amount of HE sitting in one compact pile and detonated at once.

      Never mind the fact that the explosion forces from bombs falling from several hundred feet have a significant downward vector that tends to drive some of the overpressure downward rather than outward. Downward becomes upward after the shockwave rebounds off the ground. Hence, a lot of the explosive force comes right back upward, not outward like a static explosive charge might have. (That's the reason for 1,000 pounds of iron in those 2,000 pound bombs: carry the lateral explosive force more effectively in the form of high-speed projectiles.)

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    11. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Stargoat · · Score: 1
      If it was even packed tightly, not wet or damp, and properly fused. Sounds like these scientists really overestimated the destructive power of black powder.

      Explosive technology wasn't as precise back then. There was a lot more that could go wrong.

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    12. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      But then, London's houses weren't made of feet thick concrete.

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    13. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by whorfin · · Score: 1

      But neither was the building I was referring to that was bombed...it wasn't a bunker, it was a commercial building with a restaurant.

      And regarding the power of the explosive, I can't find any specific references on the specific reaction power of H-6, but it's in the class of RDX, which has ~170% the power of TNT. So that 4x945 lbs H-6 could be equivalent to ~7000lbs TNT.

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    14. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by dsl · · Score: 0

      Well, no, there WAS enough time. They just forgot to factor in that they had a conspirator who tipped off his brother/cousin/neighbor/I forget which the MP that 5 November was going to be a Good Day to Call in Sick.

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    15. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 1

      Well, he might not have been in the building at the time. Bad intelligence or a smoke break...

    16. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Anonym1ty · · Score: 1
      5,000lb of black powder would make a big hole

      er closer to 5500 lbs I think... That's the same a s 2.75 kiloton nuclear blast

    17. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      More like .00275 kiloton... See that "kilo" in there? It means "thousand"...

    18. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      A kiloton is 1,000 TONS of TNT.

      5,000lbs of TNT would be .00275 kilotons.

      Since black power is about 1/10 as powerful as TNT, that would be .000275 kilotons.

    19. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Yes but don't forget there's impirical evidence of what happens when you drop smaller bombs on London. I know my Grandparents' house was blown up in the war. How many other Brits on /. are the same?

    20. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by frogmuffin · · Score: 1

      As someone who knows a little bit about how the media operates. Science articles and statements are generally "dumbed down" so the jo public can understand - obviously you guys on slahdot are soooo clever, but spare a thougt for mister/missus average who don't have a freakish interest in explosives! perhaps you should make more of an effort to talk to people instead of bitching on the internet - sad f**cks.

    21. Re:Sometimes the experts know what they are doing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, yes, yes - they must have used dtat available to them at the time - i heard that the calculation was a bit of a back of the envelope fun job, you guys on here take things so seriously - sad.

  27. No Kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Things would be really different today had he succeeded. If the "bomb" did go off, England would have liberated Iraq 3 centuries ago.

  28. Re:Not much to destroy by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2, Informative

    > It would be like blowing up the Senate building with all the people in it.

    Huh? Our Senators are cowards who stay at home and have 'voice votes' when its time to pay their owners. See DMCA vote or yesterday's 87 billion Iraq vote. Almost 90 senators stayed home for the Iraq vote.

    Sorry to get OT, but voice votes are as close to a bomb as far as democracy is concerned.

  29. But would it have happened by OP_Boot · · Score: 1

    If Microsoft hadn't offered a bounty for his capture?

  30. Re:Not much to destroy by Amiga+Lover · · Score: 3, Informative

    If anyone's interested in other results of conventional explosions, take a look at the texas city explosion in 1947 when a ship carrying fertilizer (supposedly, there is some debate about whether there was more behind it) detonated, or the fauld explosion in the UK in 1944 where 3670 tonnes of stored bombs exploded underground

  31. Re:Probably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As they should be.

  32. Hey, I knew that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible"

    Does that make me a scientist, or just a grown-up boy? Who is he explaining this to, tin-foil hatted kooks?

    1. Re:Hey, I knew that! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beyond the point where only a faint bang would be audible, it is possible that the bang wouldn't have been audible at all!

      Believe it or Not!

  33. Let's turn to the obvious by barks · · Score: 1

    If only they had these bunch of monkeys conduct this sort of research on that first attempt the terrorists tried at blowing up the World Trade Center with that bomb in the garage, prehaps they'd have figured those towers were "collapsable".

  34. Vasts by SuperBanana · · Score: 2, Funny
    Devasted London

    What's wrong with that? I hate vasts! Out with the vasts!

    (Apparently, you're history buffs, but not spelling buffs.)

    1. Re:Vasts by ader · · Score: 1

      Hey, VAST are great!

      Ade_
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    2. Re:Vasts by koreth · · Score: 1
      Well, what would have been left of London would certainly have been smaller -- less vast, one might say.

      Either that, or it would have been an explosion so big that it would have blown two letters clear off the word "devastate." Now that's a big boom.

  35. Re:Not much to destroy by q-the-impaler · · Score: 0

    Mod this as uninformed -1. The article describes what infrastructure was around the site. London was a full-blown city, no Mayberry.

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  36. Re:Not much to destroy by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1
    Uhh, mr. Fawkes had about 2500kg of gunpowder stacked up (which the article says is equivalent to 2500kg TNT), I don't see anyone carrying that into a Starbucks easily.

    London might have had a population of only 75000 people in 1605, but an explosion with a blast radius of 1/3 of a mile and a damage radius of 2/3 of a mile right in the centre of the city would have probably killed and wounded more people than the WTC attack did.

  37. Re:Not much to destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or the Halifax, Nova Scotia disaster in 1917.

  38. Re:Probably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Least we only burn effigies of Catholics these days an not actual Catholics.

    Seems to me Catholics have long had an unhealthy obsession with explosives and the British government.

  39. "What if?" Try "Remember when ..." by Kombat · · Score: 4, Interesting


    The Halifax Explosion is one of the most impressive disasters in history. Often billed as the largest non-nuclear explosion prior to the atomic age, two ships, one loaded with war ammunition, collided right in the middle of Halifax Harbour in Nova Scotia. It exploded, killing over 1600 people. The anchor from one of the ships was found 5 kilometers away. The explosion shattered windows and rang churchbells in my hometown of Truro, over 100 km away.

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  40. University/School by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a school of whales, not a university, you insensitive clod!

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    1. Re:University/School by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a phod of whales, yhou clhod!

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  41. Re:Not much to destroy by misterpies · · Score: 2, Informative


    Actually in 1605, Parliament was on the periphery of London. Back in those days, London was still concentrated around the original "City of London" -- a few miles downstream from Westminster. Almost the entire population lived and worked in or just outside "the City" (today it's the financial district of London). Linking the Houses of Parliament and the City was the Strand, which was lined by aristocrat's mansions, and (nearer to parliament) Whitehall, then the site of the main royal palace. So the devastation would have barely affected most of London's buildings or population.

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  42. Serious science by Stachel · · Score: 1, Funny

    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.

    Wow, this guy's got amazing powers of observation!

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  43. Re:Not much to destroy by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Did you read the article? It would have been much worse than "self-detonating in a starbucks".


    Quoting from the article :"If Guy Fawkes had succeeded with his gunpowder plot he would have devastated much of London as well as blowing the palace of Westminster sky-high."


    Bear in mind that even if only a few thousand people died in the initial explosion (there were hundreds of MPs in westminster, plus all the support staff) that there weren't firemen in the same sense as we have now. There would probably have been a fire sweeping london, like Great Fire of 1666:
    "On Sunday morning, the 2nd September 1666, the destruction of medieval London began. Within 5 days the city which Shakespeare had known was destroyed by fire. An area of one and a half miles by half a mile lay in ashes; 373 acres inside the city walls and 63 acres outside, 87 churches destroyed (including St. Paul's Cathedral) and 13,200 houses." source


    That fire started in a bakery. I think that Guy Fawkes could have done pretty well too.

  44. Remember the Guido! by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

    Historical note: By the time of plot, Guy Fawkes had been living in Spain for a while, and had changed his name to Guido.

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  45. Gunpowder != TNT by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 4, Informative
    "what's the general difference between gunpowder and TNT? I mean, both are a pure form of salt peter and whatnot, basically a normal explosive."

    Not even close. TNT is "tri-nitro toluene", is a pale yellow crystalline, aromatic hydrocarbon compound that melts at 81 C. It is way more stable than nitroglycerine (not related to gunpowder either). The specific combustion energy of TNT is 4.6 MJ/kg. I'm not sure what gunpowder formula Fawkes used, but I doubt that it could have been as effective as TNT.

    1. Re:Gunpowder != TNT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, the two are not even close. The article was indeed ridiculous for claiming that there was an equivalency between seventeenth century black powder and TNT.
      Perhaps they were confused by guncotton which is another nitrate explosive similar to nitroglycerin but also far more powerful than black powder. Quite the university staff they have over there.

    2. Re:Gunpowder != TNT by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what gunpowder formula Fawkes used Standard (stolen) armory supplies. Apparently the powder they stole was of old/condemmed grade and wouldn't have made a very good bang even by black powder standards. (Bah! What's an Evil Plot without a Secret Formula?)

      /me debates fishing "The Gunpowder Plot" out of the box in the basement.

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    3. Re:Gunpowder != TNT by cosmo7 · · Score: 1

      He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.

      These guys are totally expert at explosionology!

    4. Re:Gunpowder != TNT by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Being ignorant of British history after the 1400s, I know next to nothing about this plot but I have made black powder (thanks to the BBS version of the Anarchist Cookbook - and that's Bulletin Board System for those of you who don't predate the Internet) and even the old stuff is pretty explosive unless it's damp, in which case it tends to fizzle rather than explode. It's possible the powder had gotten damp, in which case it wouldn't be much use in weapons, but I suspect in a barrel it would still explode, eventually, but probably not as forcefully.

      I agree with the original poster, though - TNT is much more powerful than black powder, and, although I've never made TNT, I have seen cannister bombs that used gunpowder and black powder set off (not made by me, mind you - I was past that phase) and the gunpowder one was not only louder, but the cannister fragments were slag at the end, where the black powder fragments were merely red hot. I believe modern gunpowder is a closer relative to TNT than it is to Black Powder, but my chemistry on the issue isn't all that up-to-date, so I could be wrong.

  46. RIAA math by richie2000 · · Score: 2, Funny
    the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today

    Or 1,250 really, really fast CD-Rs.

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  47. (-1 Uninformed american idiot) by Random832 · · Score: 1

    if they want fireworks, they should celebrate the fourth of july like the rest of the world! on a serious note, halloween's commercialism has little to do with pumpkins and everything to do with candy.

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  48. I'm sorry by blah1019 · · Score: 0

    I read the article, found it mildly amusing but see absolutely no relevance to it? Am I missing something? The guy that did the research said a 1/3 of a mile away and you may have experienced some broken windows, further away and you would have just heard a loud bang? HELLO?!? Mr. Obvious! Where I can I sign up to walk around and tell everyone the sky is blue and water is wet.

  49. You recall correctly. by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    I dunno if its more refined nowadays, but Nobels dynamite was originally some kind of earth and/or clay mixtuere soaked with nitroglycerin. The dirt stabalized it so it wasn't so volitile and required a cap to be detonated. IIRC Nobel discovered this after spilling some nitroglycerin on the ground or something like that. But you are correct gunpowder is quite different chemically from TNT, dont know about explosive power(is there a SU for that?) but i think its safe to assume TNT has more explosive power, otherwise originaly the miners would have been blasting with gunpowder, not nitro.

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    1. Re:You recall correctly. by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      I believe TNT is a version of nitrocellulose. Basically it's gunpowder mixed with nitroglycerin, the gunpoweder acts as a stabilizer, but is still easy to ignite.

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  50. Sorry for being American but... by lhpineapple · · Score: 1

    I was under the impression that Guy Fawkes day was celebrated. Why would you celebrate over something like that?

    1. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Burb · · Score: 3, Funny
      We forgive you for being American.

      Technically we are celebrating the failure of a plot to bring down the government (King+Parliament) by means of an explosive nature.

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    2. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Dan-DAFC · · Score: 0

      Because we can?

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    3. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it is a scam by the British Churches. They banned Halloween as a public holiday, but then found Halloween did infact keep the ghosts and creatures from other realms away.

      So instead of going back on thier rules, they set Guy up as a patsy to take the fall and help keep evil minions away.

      Ivan Luckin mentions it in his extensive research on the subject but the McCulloch Oil Corporation paid him off 1 million to keep it quiet.

    4. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Traditionally for Guy Fawkes night, the children will create a manakin type dummy a week or so before the event. The use old clothes and stuff the insides with newspaper and sow up the sleeves etc.

      On the actual night the dummies (each one knows as a "Guy") are thrown onto the bonfire and watched as it burns. So the celebration is a basically watching Guy Fawkes burn for his crime.

    5. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its also a great way for kids to supplement their pocket money.

      "Penny for the guy mister?"

    6. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do know that one of my relatives was
      involved with Guy Fawkes in the plot.

      Having Scottish blood in you makes one
      think about these things.

    7. Re:Sorry for being American but... by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      One of my ancestors was involved on the other side. You Brits may have heard of William Waad. He "coaxed" a confession out of Mr. Fawkes. :-)

      One of these days I need to take a vacation and visit you good people.

    8. Re:Sorry for being American but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically we are celebrating the failure of a plot to bring down the government (King+Parliament) by means of an explosive nature.

      Technically being the word, yes. In practice, it's more like celebrating a brave attempt that didn't quite come off. Afterall, most people would love to blow Parliament to bits - it's just that Fawkes and go actually tried to do it.

  51. For those who don't know... by bobthemuse · · Score: 1, Informative

    In 1605, Guy Fawkes (also known as Guido - yes, really) and a group of conspirators attempted to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

    After Queen Elizabeth I died in 1603, English Catholics who had had a rough time under her reign had hoped that her successor, James I, would be more tolerant of their religion. Alas, he was not, and this angered a number of young men who decided that violent action was the answer.

    One young man in particular, Robert Catesby suggested to some close friends that the thing to do was to blow up the Houses of Parliament. In doing so, they would kill the King, maybe even the Prince of Wales, and the Members of Parliament who were making life difficult for the Catholics. Today these conspirators would be known as extremists, or terrorists.

    To carry out their plan, the conspirators got hold of 36 barrels of gunpowder - and stored it in a cellar, just under the House of Lords.

    But as the group worked on the plot, it became clear that some innocent people would be hurt or killed in the attack. Some of the plotters started having second thoughts. One of the group members even sent an anonymous letter warning his friend, Lord Monteagle, to stay away from the Parliament on November 5th. Was the letter real?

    The warning letter reached the King, and the King's forces made plans to stop the conspirators.

    Guy Fawkes, who was in the cellar of the parliament with the 36 barrels of gunpowder when the authorities stormed it in the early hours of November 5th, was caught, tortured and executed.

    It's unclear if the conspirators would ever have been able to pull off their plan to blow up the Parliament even if they had not been betrayed - some people think the gunpowder they were planning to use was so old as to be useless. Since Guy Fawkes and his colleagues got caught before trying to ignite the powder, we'll never know for certain.

    These days, Guy Fawkes Day is also known as Bonfire Night. The event is commemorated every year with fireworks and burning effigies of Guy Fawkes on a bonfire.

    Some of the English have been known to wonder whether they are celebrating Fawkes' execution or honoring his attempt to do away with the government.

    1. Re:For those who don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today these conspirators would be known as extremists, or terrorists.

      Well perhaps today they would, but before the whole "War on Terror" schpiel trotted out by the USA government, the word "terrorist" wasn't a synonym for "people we don't like". Terrorists aim to achieve their goals through intimidation of the general public, i.e. by causing terror.

      Guy Fawkes and his mates weren't killing the King because it would make people afraid, killing him was a direct goal for them. They were assassins, not terrorists.

    2. Re:For those who don't know... by jamesangel · · Score: 1
      Some of the English have been known to wonder whether they are celebrating Fawkes' execution or honoring his attempt to do away with the government

      I believe that the origin of the celebration was originally as an anti-Catholic thing, sort of like a 17th Century Klan rally. It was effigies of the Pope that were burned, changing to Guy Fawkes only later. Most people now celebrate it for the same reason people celebrate Halloween; go out, have fun.

    3. Re:For those who don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister says they use Guy Fawkes day to burn effiges of whatever public figure is most despised at that particular moment (sort of like Hate Week from 1984). This year's honoree is George W. Bush. In 2001, it was Osama bin Laden.

  52. Everyday is Guy Fawkes Day by buddhaunderthetree · · Score: 1, Funny
    With you Sherri Bobbins.

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    1. Re:Everyday is Guy Fawkes Day by boy_afraid · · Score: 1

      Tribute to The Simpsons !!!

  53. Re:Not much to destroy by ItWorkedLastTime · · Score: 1

    It's not like London of 1605 was anything like the London of today.

    Sixty one years later the Great Fire of London destroyed 80% of the city or "... over 13,000 houses, 89 churches and 52 Company (Guild) Halls. [including] Old St. Paul's Cathedral ..." Link

    OK, it's not a blink of the eye, but it's almost the same length of time between the London of the Blitz and the London of today ...

  54. I don't get it. by CGP314 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I moved to London recently, but no one has been able to answer my question about Guy Fawkes with certainty: Are Londoner's celebrating because Fawkes tried to blow up parliament, or because he was caught before he could?

    1. Re:I don't get it. by riggwelter · · Score: 5, Informative

      We have a national day (it's not actually a holiday) in the UK (well, England certainly) on the 5th of November to celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes, and his fellow conspiritors we prevented from commiting a major act of what was essentially religious-inspired terrorism, namely the assisnation of the monarch and parliament.

      That's why effigies of Mr Fawkes are burnt as part of the celebrations.

      Of course, given that Mr Fawkes represented the oppressed (at the time) Roman Catholic community, was he a terrorist, or a freedom fighter?

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    2. Re:I don't get it. by nagora · · Score: 1
      Are Londoner's celebrating because Fawkes tried to blow up parliament, or because he was caught before he could?

      Because he was caught. There is a certain amount of ironic humour creeping in as people start to wonder just how bad an idea it was, though.

      TWW

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    3. Re:I don't get it. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1, Funny

      Since when did Londoners (or Englishmen for that matter) need a valid excuse to get drunk?

      Blow up Parliament? Have a party.
      Fail to blow up Parliament? Have a party.

      It's all the same.

    4. Re:I don't get it. by Engdy · · Score: 1
      I'm not a Londoner, so I can't answer authoratively; but I do have a copy of Chase's Calendar of Events, which has this to say about Guy Fawke's Day:

      It is still observed, and on the night of Nov 5, "the whole country lights up with bonfires and celebration. "Guys" are burned in effigy and the old verses repeated: "Remember, remember the fifth of November,/Gunpowder treason and plot;/I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason/Should ever be forgot."

      From this I surmise that a good percentage of Londoners celebrate that he was caught.
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    5. Re:I don't get it. by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Ya know, maybe Americans should import this holiday. We could go one step further, and say we completed Guy's noble work by kicking the King out of America. ;)

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    6. Re:I don't get it. by Dusabre · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, given that Mr Fawkes represented the oppressed (at the time) Roman Catholic community, was he a terrorist, or a freedom fighter?

      You can get in trouble for thinking unpatriotic thoughts like that.

      So I'll get into even greater trouble. The phrases freedom fighter/terrorist describe the same people from different viewpoints. The person getting freedom fighted calls them terrorist. Those who use terror call themselves freedom fighters.

      Of course the real qualifier is what means they use and what ends they want to achieve (the means being more important than the ends in judging whether they are acting for good or evil IMHO).

      The Resistance movement in Europe was called terrorist by the Gestapo. Old resistance fighter readily admit using terror tactics against the Nazis. They are proud of the fear they raised amongst the murdering invaders.

      The Polish underground even used anthrax to discourage the Gestapo from reading anonymuous tipoff letters!

    7. Re:I don't get it. by BishopPaka · · Score: 1

      Terrorist or Freedom Fighter is a matter of who wins; the history is written by the winners.

      Everything is relative to some world view.

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    8. Re:I don't get it. by riggwelter · · Score: 1

      You can get in trouble for thinking unpatriotic thoughts like that.

      Hey, this isn't America you know... ;)

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    9. Re:I don't get it. by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

      >was he a terrorist, or a freedom fighter?

      Fire fighters extinguish fires.

      Crime fighters work against crime.

      One man's terrorist is another man's ...

    10. Re:I don't get it. by slim · · Score: 1

      Since when did Londoners (or Englishmen for that matter) need a valid excuse to get drunk?

      Blow up Parliament? Have a party.
      Fail to blow up Parliament? Have a party.

      It's all the same.


      Great innit?

      But Nov 5th isn't traditionally a big drinking night: the bonfire parties are usually family and community affairs, and it's tricky to keep kids away from lit rockets and stop them from sticking sparklers in each others' eyes when you're blind drunk.

    11. Re:I don't get it. by allanj · · Score: 1

      Of course, given that Mr Fawkes represented the oppressed (at the time) Roman Catholic community, was he a terrorist, or a freedom fighter?


      I can see how that can be difficult to answer from way back then - the world today is much easier. Whatever side gets the backing (and funding) of the US government, is by definition the freedom fighters.
      And they say the world was simpler way back - pfft. Too bad there were no US government back then to sort out these delicate issues...

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    12. Re:I don't get it. by Malc · · Score: 1

      Have you been on one of those guided tours at the Tower yet? I seem to remember when I went about 15 years ago that the Beefeater conducting the tour went it great and gory depth describing Guy Fawkes' execution. I'm pretty sure he gave the rest of the story too.

      There's some place in England that I read about on the Beeb a few years back - I can't remember where, but it's down south somewhere like Sussex. I think it's a little village. The government tried to stop their celebrations for hundreds of years as they support Guy Fawkes and they burn efigies of the Pope. the monarch, the PM, etc. I could be remembering incorrectly though...

    13. Re:I don't get it. by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      No, it's England. So shut your trap before they hear you!

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    14. Re:I don't get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This year, other than Guy Fawkes, the most popular choice of effigy has been George W. Bush. Compare that with two years ago when it was Osama bin Laden and you have an interesting barrometer of world opinion. GWB is going to have some fun when he comes over here shortly.

  55. Re:Not much to destroy by Siener · · Score: 1
    London might have had a population of only 75000 people in 1605

    More like 200,000.

  56. Henry the VIII, King of Nookie by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Catholics have been oppressed and scapegoated in England ever since Henry the 8th decided he wasn't getting enough nookie, and broke with the True Church.

    Henry got plenty of nookie -- lots and lots.

    What he didn't have was an heir to the throne -- a child (preferably male) born to a woman who happened to be his wife.

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  57. Halifax Explosion by Irishman · · Score: 4, Informative

    An explosion of this magnitude (over 2.5 kilotonnes of TNT) did explode in a city back in 1917. Halifax, Nova Scotia in Canada was devestated by an explosion of a munitions ship on its way to Europe. The explosion killed almost 2000 people, injured over 9000 and rattled dishes about 300 km away. The explosion was so large, it was actually studied by Oppenheimer and his crew as a model of how to deliver the atomic bomb. From this, they determined that damaged is greatly enhanced when the bomb is exploded above ground. If you want to find out more, just go here.

    1. Re:Halifax Explosion by ControlFreal · · Score: 1

      Erm... Are you talking tons or KILOtons here? Are you sure that that explosion was 2.5 kton (about 1e13 Joules, and about 1/6th of the Little Boy bomb at Hiroshima), and not 2.5 ton (about 1e10 Joules, and about 1/6000th of the Hiroshima bomb)?

      I was under the impression that the 100 ton test in 1945 (to measure spread of radioactive material in a blast) was the largest man-made explosion to that date. This was 100 ton (say, 4e11 Joules).

      2.5 kton in Halifax seems an awful lot to me!

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    2. Re:Halifax Explosion by spongman · · Score: 1
      From this, they determined that damaged is greatly enhanced when the bomb is exploded above ground.
      (I know this is true, but...) how did they work this out from this incident? Was the ship flying at the time?
    3. Re:Halifax Explosion by TGK · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Basicly this allowed them to ascertain that a detonation at ground level would have more of its energy absorbed by the ground and terrain than a detonation at altitude X.

      Remember, the Manhattan project dealt with explosive forces heretofor unreckoned with in history. No one was really sure if a blast of that magnitude would be substantialy dampened by man made obstructions.

      The afforementioned incident provided a passable model wherein one could reason that buildings could act as a sheild to a several ton explosion, there was no evidence to suggest that this would not be true for a several kiloton explosion as well.

      Think of it this way. Oppenheimer didn't use this case study as a reason to detonate the bomb in the air, but rather a reason not to detonate it on the ground.

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    4. Re:Halifax Explosion by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Erm... Are you talking tons or KILOtons here? Are you sure that that explosion was 2.5 kton (about 1e13 Joules, and about 1/6th of the Little Boy bomb at Hiroshima), and not 2.5 ton (about 1e10 Joules, and about 1/6000th of the Hiroshima bomb)?

      According to this site, the amount of TNT that exploded was "only" 200 tons, but there was also 2,300 tons of picric acid. So, I'm not sure the impact of the acid is, but even if only TNT exploded, it's still a lot more than a 2.5 ton explosion.

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    5. Re:Halifax Explosion by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      The 100-ton test may have been the largest deliberate explosion up to that time. But here's the manifest for the ship that blew up in Halifax. Pretty impressive.

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    6. Re:Halifax Explosion by rhadamanthus · · Score: 1
      Or how about the Texas City Disaster? This ship explosion ignited a huge petrochemical refining center. One of the most destructive non-war explosions ever.

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    7. Re:Halifax Explosion by nautical9 · · Score: 4, Informative
      On the cool clear morning of December 6, 1917, the munitions ship Mont Blanc, already on fire from a collision in Halifax Harbour with the Belgian relief ship Imo, glances off pier 6 in the north end of Halifax sparking a fire in the dockyard. West Street firemen were the first to arrive at the pier 6 fire. For all but one of them, it would be their last alarm. At 9:04:35 am the Mont Blanc explodes with a force of 2.9 kilotons. The Halifax Explosion killed between 1600 and 2000 people, wounded another 9000, and left 25,000 people homeless.

      From http://www.halifaxfiremuseum.org/

    8. Re:Halifax Explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of you have expressed doubt about the 2.5 KILOton figure. It is true. It makes what might have happened in London look like a Sunday picnic. The Halifax Explosion is the largest man-made non-nuclear explosion to this day. Of course, that made it the largest of all man-made explosions from 1917 until 1945.

      It levelled half the city, and would have levelled the other half, except for the terrain upon which Halifax sits.

    9. Re:Halifax Explosion by GFW · · Score: 1

      "of this magnitude" is wrong. The poster is right that the Halifax explosion was 2.5 KILOtonnes, but that is 1000 times what Guy Fawkes had (at the most). Another respondant here questioned the 2.5 Kt number thinking it seemed too high. Check http://www.region.halifax.ns.ca/community/explode. html - it was the largest man-made explosion until the Atomic bomb in 1945.

    10. Re:Halifax Explosion by cathouse · · Score: 1

      Picric Acid, melted and cast was the Brit Artilery shell filler during the Great War; quite comparable to TNT and with substantial advantages in some applications.

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    11. Re:Halifax Explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From this, they determined that damaged is greatly enhanced when the bomb is exploded above ground.

      (I know this is true, but...) how did they work this out from this incident? Was the ship flying at the time?


      Not at the time, but shortly afterwards...

    12. Re:Halifax Explosion by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1
      Similar deal with Texas City, only that wasn't a munitions ship, it was a fertilizer ship.

    13. Re:Halifax Explosion by Griim · · Score: 1

      Just to give an idea, I did a lot of digging awhile back to find out how it rated against atomic/nuclear weapons, and estimates said it was about 1/7th as powerful as Hiroshima. It was the largest man-made explosion up until Hiroshima.

    14. Re:Halifax Explosion by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I am a chemist, and I can certify that I wouldn't want to be in the same room as a small jar of dry picric acid (it is a VERY shock-sensitive explosive - possibly moreso than nitroglycerine).

      If you put ships like that one in a convoy a submarine would probably only need a single hit to take care of the whole thing! Actually, being in the middle of the convoy and firing a torpedo would probably be an act of suicide if you didn't do an immediate crash-dive!

    15. Re:Halifax Explosion by On+Lawn · · Score: 1


      Yeah I remember going to a monument in a park more than a mile away where the anchor landed. A tanker full of sodium nitrate if I remember right?

    16. Re:Halifax Explosion by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      well at least the morse code man saved that train, despite being accosted by passers by saying it wasnt a big deal.. i learn all my history from heritage moments!

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    17. Re:Halifax Explosion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was another huge ammonium nitrate explosion after WWII (1947) in Texas City, Texas. A ship caught fire, wasn't towed out to sea and KA-BOOM!!! It all but obliterated the entire city. Here's a link: http://www.ezl.com/~fireball/Disaster20.htm

      There's a site with pictures of the scene, too. http://info.lib.uh.edu/sca/collections/faids/html/ txcity.html

      The best part? The ship next to it was also loaded with ammonium nitrate. Since the fire department had been vaporized in the first explosion and there was utter chaos, nobody paid any attention to the second ship. Sixteen hours later... KA-BOOM!!! A second explosion at least as large as the first finished the job. Texas City effectively ceased to exist.

  58. After working with explosives a little bit... by Gregoyle · · Score: 1

    This doesn't seem quite accurate. It looks like they just added up all the energy from the explosion and calculated how far the shock wave would reach in ideal conditions.

    The problem is that the conditions were far from ideal for maximum damage to the city. The article mentions that the gunpowder was under the building, which means underground. When something explodes either buried or in a ditch it explodes up not out.

    I have no doubt it would have demolished the building it was under, but I have sincere doubts that it would have done a lot of damage to buildings that were as far away as 1/3rd of a mile. They didn't seem to factor in the channeling effect of the XXXX tons of earth surrounding the explosive.

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  59. Come again? by 10Ghz · · Score: 1
    He explained that the further from the blast the lesser the effects until only a faint bang is audible.


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    1. Re:Come again? by ahrenritter · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was surprised that the bottom level of the effects was a faint bang. I would have supposed it went a little further until nothing at all was heard.

      But hey, he's a scientist, so he must be right, right?

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  60. More Guy Fawkes Info by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    http://tinyurl.com/tnu3 (yahoo news)

    www.bonfirenight.net

    No karma whoring to see here...move along.

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  61. Answers by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

    1. Dai Rhys-Jones
    2. A really cool place to work :-)

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  62. Quicksilver by leijona · · Score: 1

    Thanks to Mr. Stephenson, history is now cool! I am fairly certain we are about to see more posts about mid-17th to early 18th century in particular.. the tastes may change as more volumes of Baroque Cycle come out, of course.

  63. Was it Guye Fawkes himself that send the letter.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to Lord Montage ? This article says that he was once employed by Lord Montage
    http://www.britannia.com/history/g-fawkes .html

  64. Re:Not much to destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, I think that's a bit incorrect. The London of 1605 was already a populous, thriving city with most of the population living within the city walls; but many were living outside of it as well - as the whole area was expanding.

    Also, you might be surprised at just how much of London resembles that of the one in 1605. Many streets (and street names), churches, parks, squares, markets, etc., date back to that period, if not earlier.

    The Palace of Westminster may have been in a less populated area (in fact, it may have still been on a small island at that point (Tyburn), but it would have been rather catastrophic - with the resulting fires possibly spreading to the rest of the city (e.g., see 1666.) Not to mention the political and psychological damage it would have caused.

    Anonymous Londoner :-)

  65. The Whole Story by NickFusion · · Score: 1

    Reposted from above:

    www.bonfirenight.net

    tinyurl.com/tnu3

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  66. softwar gangster hostage scam would have devasted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    J. Public et AL, had they been able to see/hear it.

    as IT stands, J.'s just wondering what in the fud is going to happen next?

    more of yOUR 'monIE' 'disappeared'? maybe some more phonIE payper liesense hostage agreedmeNTs are an order buy the felonious kingdumb?

  67. Guy Fawkes on shwi by LittleGuy · · Score: 1
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  68. Re:Not much to destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except of course the ones who worked there or happened to be selling roasted nuts outside to the people who had gathered for a peak at the King. And presuming that fiery debris wasn't scattered for miles around.

    Might have startled some pregnant women in to giving birth too. Cows too.

    No imagination some people. ;)

  69. In other news.. by BigBadDude · · Score: 1


    relatives to Fawkes were arrested today for connection to the terrorist network al-Qaida....

    1. Re:In other news.. by gears5665 · · Score: 1

      but the Saudi Royal Family still remains free.

    2. Re:In other news.. by BlacKat · · Score: 1

      Film at 11...

  70. Huge Difference by Detritus · · Score: 5, Informative
    Gunpowder, or black powder, is a low explosive. It doesn't detonate, it deflagrates, which means that it burns very quickly, producing large quantities of gas.

    TNT, or tri-nitro-toluene, is a high explosive. It detonates, producing a violent shock wave.

    High explosives are more violent in their effects than low explosives. That's why they are so popular with the military. They do a better job of breaking things.

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    1. Re:Huge Difference by garysears · · Score: 3, Interesting

      what defines an explosive?
      I believe that any compound or chemical which has speed of oxidation that exceeds the speed of sound within the medium itself constitutes an explosive due to the formation of a concussive shockwave. Ignoring nuclear nasties, this lets out CO2 bombs and such and confines itself to chemical reactions. However, the fact that the rate of deflagration (burning) of gunpowder confined in a moderately compressed form such as a wooden shipping barrel WILL give a heck of a concussive effect (personal experience with empty grain silos attest to this) would seem to shut down the theory that a simple deflagrant is anything to laugh at in its proper form. True, a higher rate-of-propagation gives a higher "brisance", or shockiness to the explosion, but sometimes you just want lots and lots of KE with little shock, such as in mining or loosening rock for a quarry. Then, you WANT a low explosive. You don't want powder, you want pieces. in other words, Fooey. Blooie!

    2. Re:Huge Difference by cathouse · · Score: 1

      if you are the garysears who was stationed at the Presidio and had friends in Marin Co Get your email or LL# to me

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  71. As quoted from my wife's website by NickFusion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I recognized that cogent description. My wife wrote it.

    The rest of the article is here:

    www.bonfirenight.net/gunpowder.php

    She was interviewed about Bonfire Night by the Assoc. French Press:

    http://tinyurl.com/tnu3 (Yahoo News)

    (My wife is a bigger geek than I...Yay!)

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    1. Re:As quoted from my wife's website by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

      Well then someone needs to do some serious modding down of the original post for plagerism.

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    2. Re:As quoted from my wife's website by stud9920 · · Score: 1

      Do you mean "Agence France Presse" ?

    3. Re:As quoted from my wife's website by bobthemuse · · Score: 1

      Argh, forgot to put the link/credits on the bottom. Thanks!

    4. Re:As quoted from my wife's website by Vermithrax · · Score: 1

      I lived in the area where the plotters did much of their plotting outside london. some of their houses are quite amazing like this one which wasn't finished and this small lodge which was the second one is especially strange and packed with wierd religious symbolism.

    5. Re:As quoted from my wife's website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hm... she didn't mention that dumbledore's phoenix is also named fawkes.

  72. widely held view by garysears · · Score: 1

    I've heard this exclaimed several times, by people you never would have thought to have had an opinion about politics, on college campuses and various other establishments where people consume oxidants.

  73. Damn, you beat me to it! by uradu · · Score: 3, Funny

    > Obviously they had their top minds working on this.

    That's the first thing that came to my mind, too. I think he's also a founding member of the Royal Society For Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

    1. Re:Damn, you beat me to it! by Becquerel · · Score: 1
      Ok aberystwyth Uni isn't top of the league tables. But to be fair, the guy who did the work is no doubt somewhat of an expert in the field, with good A levels and a good degree. Chances are that he thought it would be a laugh to work it out and get a lot of cheap publicity for his dept. More likely it is the Journo who hasn't got the faintest clue about science having completed a degree in media studies at Manchester Poly (oops I mean Metropolitain University;).

      Besides, his target audiance is the general public.

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  74. Guy Fawkes is old hat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's who we'll be burning on guy fawkes night tonight.

    never mind burning the man who tried to destroy the government, we'll be burning the man who is trying to destroy the planet instead

    Burning Bush

  75. 1605=9/11 by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Faith and Treason: The Story of the Gunpowder Plot, by Lady Antonia Fraser, chronicles the events leading up to the Gunpowder Plot, and the effects afterwards on the English psyche. According to an excerpt from the book, even Shakespeare's Macbeth was influenced indirectly by the conspiracy.

    Had Fawkes and company been able to pull it off, it would have rivaled the reaction of New Yorkers after 9/11.

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    1. Re:1605=9/11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >According to an excerpt from the book, even Shakespeare's Macbeth was influenced indirectly by the conspiracy.

      While the Scots are very inventive, even they were not known to have a time machine or the ability to travel forward a couple of centuries to observe the gunpowder plot, so I find this claim somewhat unlikely.
      RKG.

    2. Re:1605=9/11 by Zelatrix · · Score: 1

      No, Macbeth was written about one year after the Gunpowder plot took place.

      Link

  76. To confuse things even more... by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    Try figuring out why New Zealanders celebrate Guy Fawkes Day as well.

    Okay, fairly obvious, all the ex-pats, British colony, all that...but, more to the point, it's just a really good excuse to let off fireworks and burn enormous bonfires. And what kiwi doesn't like that?

  77. Why are yanks so ill informed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In England the vast majority of us are actively fighting the spread of US style Halloween. We have our own traditions and don't want gangs of underage thugs performing door-2-door extortion. I went drinking on Halloween like everyone else, I'll watch fireworks tonight like every other year.

    The complete absence of the little brats this year and vast mounds of unsold pumpkins tells me its working. (And my closest supermarket sells Halloween Turnips instead of the American aberration;)

    1. Re:Why are yanks so ill informed? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      In England the vast majority of us are actively fighting the spread of US style Halloween. We have our own traditions and don't want gangs of underage thugs performing door-2-door extortion. I went drinking on Halloween like everyone else, I'll watch fireworks tonight like every other year.

      Ehh? What are you smoking? The dressing up bit of Halloween has been going for many years, and is not from the US.

      The only thing imported from the US is the concept of "trick or treat", which I don't agree with myself. Any kids play jokes on me, they'll get their legs broke!! If they turn up, be nice, do a party piece etc, I'll give 'em some fruit and chocolate, like everyone else has been doing for the past few decades.

  78. Nobel by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    Nobel was responsible for dynamite (stabilized nitroglycerine), not TNT.

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  79. dont burn fawkes, burn bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.burningbush.org.uk/

  80. Child's play by Illserve · · Score: 4, Informative

    Back in WW2, the RAF had a huge ammo depot called the Fauld.

    On November 27, 1944, there was an accident and it blew up.

    This is the supposedly the largest non-nuclear explosion in recorded history.

    3670 tons of bombs went up in an explosion that was seismically recordable in Casablanca

    The crater was half a mile across.

    78 people killed.

    A photo:
    http://www.historicairphotos.com/g_uk/imag e2_lge.j pg

    Some informative links with other photos:

    http://www.carolyn.topmum.net/tutbury/fauld/faul dc rater.htm

    http://freespace.virgin.net/kehla.barnes/disaste r. htm

    1. Re:Child's play by Gudlyf · · Score: 3, Funny
      Caption of this image:

      "Hmmm...strange these all have their detonators still installed. Meh, no matter."

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    2. Re:Child's play by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Back in WW2, the RAF had a huge ammo depot called the Fauld.

      On November 27, 1944, there was an accident and it blew up.

      This is the supposedly the largest non-nuclear explosion in recorded history.


      If we include natural occurrences, I believe the largest explosion in recorded history (nuclear explosions included) was the eruption of Krakatoa in 1883.

      I can't find a good source to confirm this, but according to some sources it was as powerful as 30,000 atomic bombs (another source lists the total energy as being about 10,000 times as powerful as the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima, so there's a rather large discrepancy). The explosion was heard 4653 km away, and over 36,000 people were killed.

      This page has some interesting notes about the eruption, and a cheesey illustration.
    3. Re:Child's play by Illserve · · Score: 1

      If you're going to natural explosions, I think supernovas have your cute little volcanoes beat.

    4. Re:Child's play by mclearn · · Score: 1

      The Halifax Explosion was and still remains the single largest non-nuclear explosion on record. Look it up. It's amazing. Having lived there for most of my life, I can tell you there are still signs of it. The history is amazing.

  81. Re:Not much to destroy by TomV · · Score: 1

    OK, it's not a blink of the eye, but it's almost the same length of time between the London of the Blitz and the London of today ... ... and not that much longer than the journey time from London to Manchester by train.

  82. Needed to be quoted here by Gudlyf · · Score: 2, Funny
    Saw this on E2:

    "In one of the more peculiar of English habits, Guy Fawkes is celebrated with his own day of national remembrance for his role in a failed scheme to dispose of King James I and the House of Lords. You'd think they'd celebrate the foiler of the attempt rather than one of its enactors, but then "1st Earl of Salisbury Day" or "Lord Monteagle Day" just don't have the same ring."

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    1. Re:Needed to be quoted here by slim · · Score: 1

      "In one of the more peculiar of English habits, Guy Fawkes is celebrated with his own day of national remembrance for his role in a failed scheme to dispose of King James I and the House of Lords. You'd think they'd celebrate the foiler of the attempt rather than one of its enactors, but then "1st Earl of Salisbury Day" or "Lord Monteagle Day" just don't have the same ring."

      We don't exactly celebrate Guy Fawkes -- the tradition is, after all, to burn his effigy.
      When we're not burning effigies of ethnic minorities that is...

  83. Texas City, Texas by garysears · · Score: 1

    look it up--
    the first time anyone figured out "hey, ANFO blows up!"
    a transport SHIP full of ammonium nitrate bags had become contaminated by fuel oil.

    The port city of Texas City underwent catastrophic, sudden zoning changes.

    I don't remember the amount, but a few tens of pallets of ANFO is a respectable amount, much less the possible THOUSANDS of pallets. Lord, what a bang.

    1. Re:Texas City, Texas by cathouse · · Score: 1

      The RUSH OF GOD speaking FIAT LUX

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    2. Re:Texas City, Texas by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      look it up-- the first time anyone figured out "hey, ANFO blows up!" a transport SHIP full of ammonium nitrate bags had become contaminated by fuel oil.

      I did look it up, and here are some of the basics:

      * The initial explosion, on April 16, 1947, involved a French-owned ship full of ammonium nitrate explosive left over from the war. It was to be recycled into fertilizer. They knew it was explosive, but there were none of our modern regulations on handling it.

      * The ship caught fire early in the morning, but the cargo didn't explode until 9:12am. It took with it most of Texas City's firefighters and firefighting equipment, destroying the the entire dock area as well as 1000 homes and businesses.

      * Also at the dock was *another* ship full of ammonium nitrate. Inevitably, it caught fire as well. When it exploded 16 hours later, there were no firemen left to combat the blaze.

      * At least 600 died, with fewer than 400 identified. Many of the dockworkers were undocumented, untraceable migrant workers.

      Sources:

      The Handbook of Texas Online has the facts & figures.

      The Houston Chronicle's special report on the 50th anniversary, with pictures and personal stories.

      MapQuest map to help you find your bearings.

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    3. Re:Texas City, Texas by garysears · · Score: 1

      Good on you-- Thanks for keeping me honest.

  84. Interesting... by codefool · · Score: 1
    On the cross-link that describes the history of the plot and bon-fire night, the final paragraph reads:
    Today, almost 400 hundred years later, little has changed and though 'Guys' are still placed on top of bonfires, (along with the occasional pope and unpopular contemporary politician) it is simply the continuation of a harmless tradition - the anti-catholic sentiment having long since disappeared.

    So, burning the Pope in effigy is not an anti-Catholic sentiment? Hmm....

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  85. Devastated *London*? by Zocalo · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Nevermind London, the buildings and the people in them would have been replaced eventually. It's a monarchy too, so it's a case of "The King is dead! Long live the King!". The revived concept of an elected government on the otherhand, only a few decades old at that time, would not have recovered for a much longer time. If he had been successful, Guy Fawkes would have devastated democracy *way* more than any damage he might have inflicted on London.

    As to the response, well, we have a good parallel for that, don't we? Guy Fawkes launched a religiously motivated attack at heart of the the "infidel" symbol of power. So did Usama bin Laden, and given what happened there, in the context of the times another knee-jerk purge of English Catholisism would almost certainly have ensued.

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  86. Where were the civil servants? (was: Re:Huh?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the king and the parliment are toast. Kings have heirs (I forget whether King Jimmy had a son at the time, but he had relatives) and MPs are easy to replace; they breed like cockroaches.

    The big question is: where were the civil servants? I.e., where were the people who really run the country from day to day? If they get blown away, then real-time control goes and you get true anarchy.

    Recently, the ministries were concentrated around whitehall, which is nearly at the site of the blast. In 1605, I don't know. Maybe they were at court. If they were in the City of London, which is miles from Westminster, then they were safe.

    1. Re:Where were the civil servants? (was: Re:Huh?) by misterpies · · Score: 1


      In 1605 they didn't have ministries and civil servants. There was no Prime Minister before the 18th century and no Civil Service until the late 19th centurs. Back then the King ran the government personally, and if he couldn't make laws without Parliament's consent, he could ignore ones he didn't like. It was only in 1689 that Britain truly became a constitutional monarchy, with Parliament in charge.

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  87. The Slimy Stuarts by lindsayt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It has been surmised by some historians that James' aides, and not Guy Fawkes, planted the explosives only to have them found. The English people were pretty sceptical of a mostly-Catholic Scot ruling their country (remember that because of the Auld Alliance between Scotland and France, the Scottish nobility was about 90% French as every Scottish king married a French princess for many generations, and the French princesses were all Catholic), and James I of England needed to prove that he was (1) not Catholic but rather C of E; and (2) primarily James I of England and only secondarily James VI of Scotland.

    So anyway, some surmise that his advisers knew nothing would prove his non-Catholicism better than some Catholic zealot trying to kill him. Of course that was the result, that the C of E English largely accepted James I until his death as loyal both in terms of religion and nationality. Of course things went a little differently for his son (and grandson too)...

    As a European historian, I've always found Stuart England and its brief reprieve during the Commonwealth to be the most fascinating part of English history. Perhaps it's because they were just so untrustworthy and untrusted...

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    1. Re:The Slimy Stuarts by nagora · · Score: 1
      every Scottish king married a French princess for many generations,

      Gee, did anybody get her name?

      TWW

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    2. Re:The Slimy Stuarts by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      remember that because of the Auld Alliance between Scotland and France, the Scottish nobility was about 90% French as every Scottish king married a French princess for many generations, and the French princesses were all Catholic

      Wow, that explains how the Stuarts got so foofy. I mean, could you imagine any self-respecting highlander (or even lowlander) Scot dressing like this?

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  88. An interesting bit of research by jd · · Score: 1
    If only to demonstrate what virtually any person could have done, even a few hundred years ago, with very primitive equiptment but a decent amount of knowledge and a lot of attitude.


    Enough of the comparison with modern attitudes and crises. The research made a shade too many assumptions (eg: that the explosion would be overground, which it obviously wouldn't be) and is therefore questionable from an "alternative history" perspective.


    Nonetheless, it demonstrates that Guy Fawkes and the other plotters were intent on something seriously spectacular, far beyond the popular story. This is not a tale of amateurs and wannabes. This is a tale about experts with considerable experience in their fields, with carefully-laid plans, and a definite goal.


    The key question raised is the goal. The implication of the articles is that mere removal of the King was not the sole objective. They could have done that with a fraction of the resources and a fraction of the risk. No, they wanted something more. We'll never know what that "more" was, but this research does suggest that major destabilization of London could have been the target.


    If this is the case, then the implication is that the conspiricy stretches further than traditionally viewed. Why destabilize a country? Well, the usual reason is to launch a coup. But five or six men aren't going to succeed on that. This suggests that they may have expected some kind of follow-up, probably from France, who could seize control of the country in the chaos.


    That's way outside of the expertise or means of the known conspirators, but well within the means (and inclinations) of numerous religious factions, former royal houses, and wannabe royal houses. This would imply that the entire Guy Fawkes gunpowder plot was a part of a much larger plan. Very plausable for the politics and situation at the time, and would explain the data.

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  89. It's a shame by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    It's a shame they had to use a computer to simulate it. It would have been much more fun to pack 36 barrels into the cellar of a disused house somewhere in the middle nowheere (Like some unused corner of a large estate in the highlands of Scotland, for instance), and blown it up.

    That would have been cooooool...

    1. Re:It's a shame by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      Yeah,that would have been really smart - the Welsh blowing up bits of Scotland...

  90. Re:Not much to destroy by ViolentGreen · · Score: 1

    And if senators spent all their time in washington then all the people at home would complain about that.

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  91. Moron yourself ! by DataCannibal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How it would have effected the Pilgrims sailing from Plymouth, given that Plymouth is a couple of hundred miles from London (I don't know how far exactly I'm a Northerner) is debatable. However if the Pilgrims hadn't sailed it would have meant that Amercicans would have had to make up some other myths about the founding of their country.

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    1. Re:Moron yourself ! by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      How it would have effected the Pilgrims sailing from Plymouth

      I don't know... I can't see why the explosion should have called any Pilgrims into existence. It might have affected them, though.

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  92. Meanwhile somewhere in NJ .... by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    In the 70's an oil cracking plant in NJ caught fire and blew up. I was living in Brooklyn at the time and had a view out my window in the direction of Staten Island. I heard the explosion and saw the sky lit up red from the flames. (My first thought was that the Russians had dropped THE bomb and missed the target!).
    Later heard that the force of the blast blew out windows in Staten Island.

  93. Regarding historical tipping points... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They aren't always that dramatic. Fate can turn on some pretty small things. I was in a contemplative mood recently, and I traced back my career path, and the two jobs I'm currently doing are directly attributable to small things that I did or experienced years back. Now, I'm not an important person in the scheme of the world, but I can recognize the small things that had a big impact on my life.

  94. WMD? by CrazyTalk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By todays definition, does this count as a "Weapon of mass destruction" then? As horrible as the damage would been, it seems that phrase is highly overused from the day when it just meant Nukes.

  95. Halifax explosion totals from the CBC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explosives / Quantity / Value in 1917 US$

    TNT / 226,797 kg / $240,750

    Wet picric acid / 1,602,519 kg / $2,230,999

    Dry picric acid / 544,311 kg / $960,000

    Guncotton / 56,301 kg / $65,165

    Benzol / 223,188 kg / $104,376

    Totals 2653,115 kg $3,601,290

  96. Gun powder TNT but not that much by poszi · · Score: 2, Informative
    So TNT is no better then gunpowder? What is so special with this guys gunpowder?

    The energy of explosion of TNT is 3.9 MJ/kg while black powder has 2.8 MJ/kg. Black powder is low-explosive. It rather burns quickly than explodes so it is usually not used as an explosive. However, large amounts of black powder (especially well packed) can explode and the effects can be comparable to TNT (but never equal to).

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  97. Black Powder is not a high explosive by hughk · · Score: 3, Informative
    so please can someone explain to me why the effect would be the same as the same quantity of TNT. The black powder was in barrels and it was in cellars which would have provided some compression. Would it be enough, well I don't really think so.

    My BS detector needle is hugging the high end again!!!!

    FWIW, a high explosive is one where the detonation wave exceeds the speed of sound in the explosive so that it blows up, so to speak before it flies apart. High explosives do not need compression, but low-explosives do. This is why black powder goes off in a phut unless it is compressed so that it doesn't fly apart until all parts are reacting.

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  98. Exactly my thoughts by Xiaotou · · Score: 1


    I think this came from "Explosion Physics for Dummies," or "Guido's guide to Explosive Physics: Italian food and politics don't mix."

  99. Funny poll too... by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    If you RTFA, they have a poll as well, asking "Should fireworks be banned", just like if that article shows a reason to. :-) Yes, terrorists could buy enough fireworks to blow up the Westminster Hall! Ban them!

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    1. Re:Funny poll too... by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1
      they have a poll as well, asking "Should fireworks be banned

      I think it has more to do with little brats firing them at head height along city centre streets. I had one pass two inches from my face last year.

    2. Re:Funny poll too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution is to beat the little brats, not ban the fireworks. I have also beet hit with berries thrown by kids while I was riding my motorcycle. Lets ban berries. Heck, I was a berry throwing fireworks launching kid once. I am sure I pissed a lot of people off, and I would not have been suprised that - had I been caught - I would have had the tar beat out of me.

    3. Re:Funny poll too... by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

      Deal with the brats and YOBS and leave fireworks for decent people. That is what really should be addressed. The out of control kids and YOBS that abuse fireworks need to be dealt with not fireworks. But it's easier to just ban fireworks "for the children" or some such crap.

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    4. Re:Funny poll too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but berries don't tend to explode causing first degree burns, do they?

  100. Has any of you noticed... by JCCyC · · Score: 1

    ...how Guy Fawke's drawing in the linked article looks like Osama Bin Laden?

    1. Re:Has any of you noticed... by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kind of does but it's more external association. If someone said that was a drawing of John Locke, for example, no one would notice.

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  101. I question this. by Shoten · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Dr Geraint Thomas, head of the Centre for Explosion Studies, who led the research, said that the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today.

    Um. There are two general categories of explosives; low-order and high-order. When someone says "high explosives," they are technically referring to the latter, or they are misusing the term. Different explosive compounds burn at different rates; the gases given off by the burn is what produces the force of the blast. The faster the rate of burn, the more destructive an explosive compound is, all other things being equal. Gunpowder, which is meant to propel projectiles, burns slowly and therefore is low-order explosive. If it burned too quickly, the projectile wouldn't have time to accelerate and get out of the way, and pressure would spike inside the cannon/barrel....BOOM! This is why nobody makes bullets that are propelled by dynamite or C4. TNT, on the other hand, is not intended for this use, but is rather intended to blow things up; it has a much faster burn rate, and is a high-order explosive.

    So, with that said, how the hell can 2,500 kilograms of 17th-century gunpowder have the same destructive force as the same amount of 20th-century TNT?
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    1. Re:I question this. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Disclaimer: not an explosives major, so this may be wrong.

      I think with slower burn explosives (where you don't get a real detonation, just a gas release) that the degree of confinement has a huge effect on the final blast pressure - this is why they have the caveat that the gunpowder had to be tightly packed in barrels for maximum effect.

      Even then, I doubt that the blast pressure could be the same as the equivalent amount of TNT, but it'll be a lot more than you'd think.

      Fertiliser + diesel makes a slow burn explosive, but when confined within a vehicle, it's quite a big bang (as Bali 2002 showed).

      I'm sure some qualified explosives expert can explain better, but that's my understanding.

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    2. Re:I question this. by Shoten · · Score: 1

      You're right, but also a bit off. Yes, confinement increases the effect of the blast (which is really just a pressure differential between the expanding gases and the surrounding air; the sharp change in pressure is what does the damage). That's how a pipe bomb works, in part; the pipe retains the gases until they reach a certain level. The other part is shrapnel from the pipe itself, but that's not important here. However, it takes more than wooden barrels, and a LOT more than the walls of a truck, to get the same effect. The point of packing the barrels tightly was to increase the intensity of the blast, rather than to confine the gases.

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    3. Re:I question this. by brassman · · Score: 1

      The magic word you're looking for is "brissance," and it's what gunpowder doesn't have. You can pack the he-double-hockey-sticks out of it and it still won't be the equal of TNT, pound for pound.

      Or as Click and Clack would say, "Bo-o-o-o-o-GUS!"

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  102. How come they didn't have this at my school? by m0smithslash · · Score: 4, Funny
    Physicists from the university's Centre for Explosion Studies found that the amount of gunpowder Guy ...

    Centre for Explosion Studies!! Now there is a cool major.

    Bob: Hi, what's your major?
    Jane: Theater. How about you?
    Bob: Explosion Studies.
    Jane: Wow, that is soooo cool. Wanna go out tonight?

    Doesn't work that way with CS I can tell you. Seriously, was there ever a cooler thing to major in? I would have even dropped out of CS to be able to blow things up. They also get to study all the great explosions of all time.

    I wonder what kind of job Explosive majors get? Cool stuff like special effects, building demolition, pyrotechniques, rodent control. I think I missed my true calling in life.

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    1. Re:How come they didn't have this at my school? by curlif · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fire.

      Friend of mine's brother-in-law burns things for a living. Every day he gets to burn something or blow some shit up and get paid for it. Now and then they'll go out into the desert, build a house, and burn it down.

      He's the happiest guy I think I've ever met.

    2. Re:How come they didn't have this at my school? by m0smithslash · · Score: 1

      Some guy have all the luck. Maybe a career change is in order.

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  103. With apologies to Dave Barry by TRS80NT · · Score: 0
    Damp Squib would be a great name for a rock band.

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  104. Aberystwyth by Theatetus · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Aberystwyth the castle that Macaulay did his book on?

    It's also the name of one of the better hymn tunes out there.

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  105. NYC Financial District doing fine, thank you! by jjn1056 · · Score: 0

    Come down here sometime and see for yourself.

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  106. Don't forget Texas City by dbrower · · Score: 1
    in 1947, that had multiple chemical ships explode, causing tidal waves that drained the harbor. Some links

    -dB

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  107. Re: probably dumbed down for/by the press by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
    it was probably dumbed *way* down either by the press or so that they could explain it *to* the press...

    Come on, you know how the press gets everything completely wrong if you try to give them too much detail... you have to reduce any issue to a 3rd grade level for them... even then they are likely to screw up the few details you give them.

  108. Bad powder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be interesting, except for another historical tidbit -- when the powder was removed from the basement of parliament, it was found to have degraded to the point where it wouldn't explode. There is good reason to believe that the PM knew this (as he knew about the plot in advance) and so was taking no risk on 11/5 at all.

  109. Could have? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't understand why you think this is 'one of those times in history when things Could Have Gone Differently.' If things could have gone differently, they would have. Every instant in 'time' COULD NOT be different than it is or it would be. If things COULD go differently than they are, then they would. Since things went the way they did, they could not have gone any differently. If this were the case then you could say that everything that happens at every instant could be different, when it clearly cannot, or it would be.

    If Guy Faukes' mom didn't go to a certain spot at a certain time, she would not have hooked up with his father and he would not be born (which would also have prevented the explosion). .. why is this not a story, instead of how his plan was foiled?

    Whoops, can't finish the post, the boss is coming... who else agrees with me about this?

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  110. Here's why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." - George Santayana

    It also helps to understand the past, not just remember it. - Me

  111. Hallowe'en by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 2, Informative

    I also understand that Brits seem to have tossed out the whole Nov 5th thing for the more commercial American import of Halloween There's a typo there. What you meant was: I also understand that Brits seem to have tossed out the Halloween thing for the more commercial American import of US Halloween ... for indeed Hallowe'en (all hallow's[saints] eve) has been celebrated in Scotland and the north of England for generations. Children would dress up and go round houses telling jokes, singing songs and reciting Spike Milligan in exchange for sweets, fruit and nuts. Valid enterprise through the dramatic arts. Of course, imported television programmes put an end to that. Now "kids" go down the "sidewalk" knocking on doors and saying "Trick or Treat", which is roughly equivalent to "nice car -- shame if anything should happen to it". And of course we import those nasty sickly pumpkin things (what an export that must be for the ol US of A) instead of using the traditional housing for a halloween lantern: a turnip. And no, it's not called a swede -- it's a turnip. Hal. (Grumpy old twentysomething.)

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    1. Re:Hallowe'en by 5amTheButcher · · Score: 1

      for indeed Hallowe'en (all hallow's[saints] eve) has been celebrated in Scotland and the north of England for generations.

      You're british, right? Shouldn't that be 'allowe'en then? Since when did you start saying the leading h's, 'alf-pin 'al?

  112. And how did this story get press. . ? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Was it perhaps because Bush was visiting England on the anniversary of the event?

    This was just another bullshit promotional activity for the Bush reich, and as per usual, everybody is swallowing it whole. "Ooooh. Terrorists are scaaaaaaary! I don't want my rights and freedoms anymore."

    I think my favorite part is that Fawkes was caught through century-old law enforcement practices (which did not include RFIDing every man, woman and child in the country), while the FBI of three years ago were very deliberately prevented by higher-ups from stopping 9-11 in the regular course of their jobs. (Couldn't have the know-nothing, bottom-teir officers getting in the way of the biggest power-grab in recent history, now could we?)


    -FL

    1. Re:And how did this story get press. . ? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

      Was it perhaps because Bush was visiting England on the anniversary of the event?

      Wow, talk about obsessed...

      Just because we don't celebrate it here, doesn't mean it's not significant to the English. Don't forget that in England, 400 years ago counts as "recent history"...

      (reminds me of a joke: In England, 100 miles is a long way, and in America, 100 years is a long time. That's how you tell it to Americans, reverse it for English.)

  113. Another Big one.. by Brew+Bird · · Score: 1

    Texas City was a nice one too...

    http://www.texas-city-tx.org/docs/history/exp.ht m

  114. Day of the BountyHunter is upon us all. by dalek_killer · · Score: 1

    Some how I don't think that anyone will turn anyone in to microsoft. no matter what theprice is. after al who would want to help them out.

  115. We celebrate "Firework night" not "Guy Fawkes day" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression that Guy Fawkes day was celebrated. Why would you celebrate over something like that?
    It is an excuse for an evening bonfire, fireworks, beer, food, etc. A few years ago, most families would have a few small fireworks in their back garden, but the trend now is for larger public displays - these can afford more impressive explosives. The event does usually involve a 'guy' being burned, but for most people the social side is the main draw. The roads in my village tonight will be clogged with people walking to the local pub which is hosting the display. The fire is a huge pile of petrol-enhanced wood in a field, people have been contributing junk to it for days.

  116. Explosive Studies by FrankDrebin · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...the university's Centre for Explosion Studies...

    I'm guessing to get a degree there you simply have to be alive at the end of the programme.

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      ...and still count to ten on your fingers.

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  117. +1000000 INSIGHTFUL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    foo

  118. Pet peeve aroused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ahem. You mean "My wife is a bigger geek than me". Unless you prefer "My wife is a a bigger geek than I am". And I, apparently, am a bigger grammar nazi than you.

  119. He lost by phorm · · Score: 1

    He lost (aka got caught), therefore he is a terrorist. If the local gov't had been overthrown (or in this case, I suppose much of them just blown up) without major damage to other innocents, history may have been hailing him as a hero or at least a martyr - especially in consideration of the terrible acts perpetrated by the gov't at the time.

  120. Re:Not much to destroy by stereoroid · · Score: 1

    The House of Lords was and is the same: however, the date chosen for the explosion was the State Opening of Parliament, when King James I and all the Lords and Commons (aka MPs) would have been present.

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  121. Remember Remember the 5th of November by Cybertect · · Score: 2, Informative

    There's some extra verses to the traditional rhyme that you don't ordinarily hear (for non Brits, it usuall finishes at 'should ever be forgot').

    Remember, remember,
    The Fifth of November,
    The Gunpowder Treason and Plot;
    I see no reason
    Why Gunpowder Treason
    Should ever be forgot,
    Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
    'Twas his intent
    To blow up the King and the Parliament;
    Three score barrels of powder below
    Poor old England to overthrow;
    By God's providence he was catch'd
    With a dark lantern and lighted match
    Holler Boys, holler boys make the bells ring,
    Holler boys, holler boys, God save the King.

    And what shall we do with him?

    BURN HIM!

    I attended the celebrations in Lewes, Sussex a few years ago where a crowd gathers in the town square late at night to recite the rhyme. IIRC the locals all seemed to know even more verses that went on about hanging, drawing and quartering him...

    Would have gone again this year, but the Warchowski brothers interfered with my plans :)

    1. Re:Remember Remember the 5th of November by Cybertect · · Score: 1

      Just found the extra verses on the Cliffe Bonfire Society site - these are the guys that organise the Lewes festival.

      Remember, remember the Fifth of November
      The Gunpowder Treason and plot
      I see no reason why Gunpowder Treason
      Should ever be forgot

      Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes 'twas his intent
      To blow up the King and the Parliament
      Three score barrels of powder below
      Poor old England to overthrow

      By God's providence he was catch'd
      With a dark lantern and burning match
      Holler boys, holler boys, ring bells ring
      Holler boys, holler boys, God Save the King!

      A penny loaf to feed the Pope
      A farthing o'cheese to choke him
      A pint of beer to rinse it down
      A faggot of sticks to burn him

      Burn him in a tub of tar
      Burn him like a blazing star
      Burn his body from his head
      Then we'll say old Pope is dead

      Hip Hip Hoorah!
      Hip Hip Hoorah!
      Hip Hip Hoorah!

  122. Astonishing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the strong impression from the US government and media that terrorism was invented in September 2001. Who knew? Perhaps we can learn from the history of terrorism around the world, and... oh, wait, what am I thinking?!

  123. Different points of view by Gwobl · · Score: 1

    I recall visiting New Zealand years ago, and seeing a Fourth of July-style party on GF day. I asked what the celebration was for, and was told someone had years ago tried to blow up parlement and had nearly gotten away with it, too. A few years later, a Brit told me how GF day was a celebration meant to memorialize how an ancient plot to blow up parliment had been foiled. The contrast was so striking I forgot my manners. He never will understand why I sniggered.

  124. What are you smoking? by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Gun powder is Nitroglycerin.

    Uhm, no.

    Nitroglycerin is a clear oily substance formed by adding nitrate groups to glycerin, a common base for lipids (fats). Nitroglycerin will even burn brightly (in fact, some dimwitted mine workers used it in their lamps, as it produced a better flame than ordinary lamp oil).

    Gunpowder is a dry mixture of sulphur, saltpeter, and ordinary coal.

    Gunpowder is a do-it-yourself-in-a-heartbeat recipe. Nitroglycerin is not. (Well, technically it's not very hard to make, but the process is far from safe.)

    In any case, they are absolutely not to be confused with each other. That will result in anything from a major embarrasment to a Darwin Award.

    1. Re:What are you smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gunpowder is a dry mixture of sulphur, saltpeter, and ordinary coal.


      Charcoal, not ordinary (rock) coal.
  125. Marvin the Martian sez: by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    "Where's the kaboom? There was _supposed_ to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!"

  126. Guy Fawkes' Night also celebrated in Canada by youbiquitous · · Score: 1

    Well, in one part of Canada, anyway. On the island of Newfoundland, which didn't become a province of Canada until 1949, it's called bonfire night.

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  127. Re:We celebrate "Firework night" not "Guy Fawkes d by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The roads in my village

    You live in a village. How quaint.

  128. Re:Not much to destroy by Zan+Zu+from+Eridu · · Score: 1

    Substantially different numbers are published (I found 75,000, 140,000 and 200,000), I guess demographics wasn't high on the priority list in 1600, and these are all estimates. To be on the safe side I picked the lowest guess I found. :)

  129. please remember when history gets debunked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> watching Guy Fawkes burn for his crime.
    viz. being a Catholic in the wrong place at the wrong time. Has everyone *forgotten* that this bit of "history" has been shown to be mere propaganda? Guy Fawke's day is just a celebration of England's long-running hatred of Catholics. Ho hum!

  130. Geek Fun by xpenguin51 · · Score: 1

    Anyone else have fun as a youth making your own black powder or other home-made fireworks? If so, what did you blow up?

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  131. Fantastically big. by Inoshiro · · Score: 1

    Something similar happened in Canada during WW1; December 6th, 1917 to be exact.

    "The Mont Blanc, a French steamer, was 330 feet long and 40 feet wide. Her cargo of explosives was bound for the fighting in Europe by way of Bordeaux, France. And what a cargo it was...! The manifest of the Mont Blanc reads like a chemistry experiment:
    2300 tons of wet and dry picric acid;
    200 tons of TNT;
    35 tons of benzol (stored on the open decks); and
    10 tons of gun cotton.
    "

    CBC even has a $ value breakdown, roughly 3.6 million US 1917 dollars -- an amazing amount to explode in Halifax harbour.

    Nice details + pictures here..also, another page detailing the timeline and some injuries.

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  132. For those interested in alternative U.K. history by ObiWonKanblomi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For something on a somewhat related note, a good read is Ruled Brittania by Harry Turtledove.

    It's about how Britain would have been IF the Spanish Armada would have been able to get past the British fleet and all those pesky fireboats. After the Spanish defeats the weaker British army, a puppet govt is set up by the children of Phillip I, and the English Inquisition is conducted by the once banished Catholic Bishop of Canterbury.

    A really good read for those interested in what could have been.

  133. Port Chicago, 1944 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859 -1&safe=off&q=port+chicago&btnG=Google+Sea rch

    A naval munitions depot near San Francisco was obliterated when at least 1.7 kilotons (most likely more, and some even speculate a nuclear weapon) went off.

  134. Gaydon Base by T-Kir · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot! I feel much safer now, esp. considering I live about 8 miles away from Gaydon, where the army base there is *the* biggest munitions dump in the country (sorry, UK). Although we're not exactly in the know about what they have stored there, but it wouldn't be pretty if that went up.

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  135. Re:Probably by mark2003 · · Score: 1

    Great comment, particularly as we have a Catholic Prime Minister and considering the current lawsuits against Catholic priests in Boston...

  136. Ask the BBC... by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1
    ... They have some sort of policy on who's a terrorist and who's a freedom fighter. Chechen separatists blowing up apartment buildings in Moscow? They're 'rebels.' IRA attacks on the British Army? 'Terrorists.'

    For the record, I think they're all terrorists.

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  137. Re:Not much to destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No point in anyone reading the article, the guy who did the research has his head up his ass as shown by this statement:

    "Dr Geraint Thomas, head of the Centre for Explosion Studies, who led the research, said that the 2,500kg of gunpowder Guy Fawkes was found with, would be equivalent to the same amount of TNT today."

  138. Re:Not much to destroy by elefantstn · · Score: 1

    Huh? Our Senators are cowards who stay at home and have 'voice votes' when its time to pay their owners. See DMCA vote or yesterday's 87 billion Iraq vote. Almost 90 senators stayed home for the Iraq vote.

    Sorry to get OT, but voice votes are as close to a bomb as far as democracy is concerned.


    You really don't understand how the legislature works. The Iraq funding bill was debated and worked out two weeks ago, this was just the approval of the conference committee's fixing of the discrepancies between the House and Senate bills.
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  139. Re:Was the Plot a fake? by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    Seems like the smell is similar to Iraq today.

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  140. Plenty of hot air retained as heritage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The main problem with Guy Fawkes's attempted escapade wasn't so much the sudden blast of hot air that might have been released, since that part of our heritage is carefully nurtured in Parliament every day.

    What really caused offense was the fact that the hot air would have appeared without respecting the right honorable preference for emergence from the assembled arses.

    It's really not the same you know, despite the frequent references to verbal diarrhea from commoners who lack any true knowledge of the subject. While hot air in the chambers enjoys a long and illustrious tradition in our heritage, rear end localization had been tabled for that day and nothing less would have sufficed.

    In short, the man deserved everything he got for failure to respect our traditions in the release of heated atmospherics in the House. The line had to be drawn, less we lose the respect of our commonfolk.

  141. Guess I wasn't clear. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Just because we don't celebrate it here, doesn't mean it's not significant to the English.

    Yes. I know. It's an annual celebration in England.

    I was referring to the fact that Bush timed his visit so that he could profit from the event in such a way. Guy Fawkes would never get press coverage in America otherwise.


    -FL

    1. Re:Guess I wasn't clear. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other words, it was the only way you could fit the obligatory bleat about Bush into a story about that otherwise had nothing to do with him. Put the nice foil hat on, Fanatic Lass.

    2. Re:Guess I wasn't clear. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush was in the USA last time I looked.. you need to get out more often.

  142. I can link this story to the Simpsons by gosand · · Score: 1
    OK, so you know there has to be a Simpsons reference *somewhere*. Well, sort of...

    I saw this story and thought "ehh, mildly interesting". Then I noticed on my Simpsons wall calendar that today is Guy Fawkes Day. It is quite a nice calendar, every day has birthdays of variously famous people (today is Myron Floren - 1919, Art Garfunkel - 1941, Gram Parsons - 1946). It also has other interesting days listed, such as tomorrow being Saxaphone Day, and Friday being Arbor Day in Samoa. It is quite an interesting calendar, and several times it has sparked my interest to look up something on the net.

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  143. Largest man made explosion to date by raceface · · Score: 1

    There was a mini series about this explosion about two weeks ago. Take a look at the freight manifest for the ship. More than half of the cargo on that ship was explosive. To date it is the single largest non nuclear explosion. Period.

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    1. Re:Largest man made explosion to date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To date it is the single largest non nuclear explosion. Period.


      Aside from Krakatoa, perhaps? Or Thera.

  144. The difference is much simpler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A terrorist attacks civilian, government, military, or infrastructure targets indiscriminately. A guerilla fighter/freedom fighter exclusively targets only those targets that have direct strategic impact against the government and/or military against whome he/she is fighting and avoids civilian casualties as much as possible.

    1. Re:The difference is much simpler by chrootstrap · · Score: 1

      Considering that the 9-11 attacks were directed towards targets of strategic importance economically and governmentally, were the attackers freedom fighters? If the civilians are seen as participating in activities counter to the attackers goals, is attacking them a terrorist activity? For example, would threatening or killing civilian informants to the Gestapo be terrorism? Terrorists nearly always have political goals that they are trying to acheive. Whether they are "freedom fighters" or "terrorists" is not a very objective decision. As an aside, the concept that typical intergovernment war is more legitimate than violence without government sanction is bereft of ethicalness.

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    2. Re:The difference is much simpler by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Pentagon could arguably be a legitimate target. It could even be argued that bin Ladin had declared war on the US before the attacks. But, if you accept the idea that the intended killing of civilians is bad, then it's pretty hard to justify crashing an airliner with passengers on board to get at the Pentagon. And it's completely impossible to justify the attacks on the WTC towers, especially when you consider that before the attacks, and even for several days after the attacks, no one was really sure how many people would die in an attack like that. There were generally between 100,000 and 200,000 people in those buildings during the daytime. For a few days after the attack, people had no idea how successful the evacuations were, and how many people left both buildings before the second attack, so the estimates for fatalities were around 10,000 to 20,000.

      Anyway, it's pretty easy to draw a line describing terrorism. Some acts may lie kinda close to the line, but this one didn't.

    3. Re:The difference is much simpler by chrootstrap · · Score: 1

      I think the attacks on the WTC are completely reprehensible and should be condemned universally. I also believe that when a military force kills thousands of civilians by 'accident' in their rush to accomplish military objective that is also a terrible occurrence. I even believe that a soldier killing another soldier is generally wrong and tragic. I would wager that more than 99% of all military casualties are inflicted by attackers who did not have any prior personal relationship with their target. I believe that aggressive violence is cruel, unjust, uncivil, and unethical regardless of how it is couched semantically or politically.

      What I would point out about the WTC attacks is that they were not targeted towards a random place or even a place known for its high population. It was an attack on the Western economic forces which have been viewed as being largely inextricable from aggressive Western policies towards the some Middle East governments such as those advocated by the neo-conservatives. The military, economic, and political interests of the United States are so intertwined that the attack on the WTC was a strategic move against many aspects of the West that radical Middle Easterns were hostile towards.

      In this way, it was rather like the U.S. invasion of Iraq: an aggressive action generalizing towards the furthering many U.S. aims in the region (viz. Project for the New American Century).

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    4. Re:The difference is much simpler by julesh · · Score: 1

      Considering that the 9-11 attacks were directed towards targets of strategic importance economically and governmentally, were the attackers freedom fighters? If the civilians are seen as participating in activities counter to the attackers goals, is attacking them a terrorist activity?

      Yes. The intention was to make people afraid, to try to disrupt trade. The people were civilians, not military or other direct government representatives.

      For example, would threatening or killing civilian informants to the Gestapo be terrorism?

      Yes. Again, the idea would be to insprire fear in order to prevent more civilians informing to the Gestapo. In this situation, only directly attacking the Gestapo themselves would not be terrorism.

      Terrorists nearly always have political goals that they are trying to acheive. Whether they are "freedom fighters" or "terrorists" is not a very objective decision.

      I'm sorry, it definitely is. It relates entirely to the kind of tactics that are used, not to what the goal is.

  145. Re:Not much to destroy by Pakaran2 · · Score: 1

    Riiiiiight. And nobody would have noticed that the whole area was radioactive way beyond normal background.

  146. Port Chicago by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Would i be nitpicking if I pointed out that the Port Chicago explosion was bigger?

    It was certainly more destructive - no trace was found of at least one locomotive caught in the blast.

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  147. Guy Fawkes Night ... by taniwha · · Score: 1
    I grew up celebrating Guy Fawkes Night - we built a 'Guy', burned him on a bonfire, and of course bthe main draw to a 10 yr old was being able to buy enormous amounts of fireworks (something I can't do any more as an adult).

    Looking back I'm horrified - I was raised to make an effigy of a person and symbolicly burn him at the stake because he's Catholic ... what were people thinking (and it's gone on for 300 tears!) - and peopl,e wonder why there are generations long religious wars ... it's because people wont let their children forget

    1. Re:Guy Fawkes Night ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was raised to make an effigy of a person and symbolicly burn him at the stake because he's Catholic

      That's right, not many people realise that effigies of Guy are burned on account of his being a Catholic. People could just as easily have picked any of the millions upon millions of other Catholics, it's just a wild coincidence that the one they selected at random to represent Catholicism had tried to kill the government of their country.

    2. Re:Guy Fawkes Night ... by julesh · · Score: 1

      I was raised to make an effigy of a person and symbolicly burn him at the stake because he's Catholic

      I think it is more likely that this is because he was a terrorist who, if successful in his aims, would have been responsible for the deaths of hundreds, if not thousands of people. Nobody really cares why he did what he did (at least not since about 20 years after he did it, I reckon)... the point was to instill a lesson in everbody's minds. Attempting to blow people up for political reasons is wrong.

  148. Definitely Off-Tobic, But.... by caffeined · · Score: 2, Funny

    My favorite limerick (prompted by the fact that the university that the professors are from is the University of Aberystwyth):

    There was a young girl from Aberystwyth
    Who took grain to the mill to get grist with.
    The miller's son, Jack,
    Laid her flat on her back
    And united the organs they pissed with!

    (Apologies to anyone from what I am sure is a very nice town, but I couldn't help passing this one on!)

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  149. Bonfire night... by lga · · Score: 1

    Celebrating 400 years of religious intolerance.
    I prefer to let off my fireworks at the new year.

  150. Agreed by CrystalFalcon · · Score: 1

    Language mix-up on my part. In my native tongue, the unspecified "coal" is the chemically pure element.

    1. Re:Agreed by technos · · Score: 1

      Charcoal. It's basically carbon.

      And that mix of sulphur, sodium nitrate, and charcoal produces a substance called black powder. About the only people using it are those historical reenactment guys or some of the harder core hunters. Real small explosion, lots of white smoke. You've seen it on the History Channel.

      Modern gunpowder (smokeless powder) is nitrocellulose. It's easy to make, relativly stable, and better at its job.

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  151. Prevented? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... 5th of November to celebrate the fact that Guy Fawkes and his fellow conspirators were prevented from committing ... That's why effigies of Mr Fawkes are burnt as part of the celebrations.

    Doh! You mean the bonfires aren't in his honor?

  152. Dumb joke alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What was the largest *nuclear* explosion prior to the atomic age?

    Predicted dumb replies:
    the sun, dummy!
    the sun's not an explosion, it's a stable reaction, dummy!
    you are dumb.

  153. Heh. Not quite. by Denyer · · Score: 1
    I've definitely mentioned UWA before now... nice to see the old firm getting some more press, though. Random trivia: the compsci department were involved with Robot Wars in the UK.

    Ah, the "Centre for Explosion Studies" ...the dream of every stratboy in the interpol department come true!

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  154. WTF? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    From the department of reduncancy department...

    Often billed as the largest non-nuclear explosion prior to the atomic age

    As opposed to all those nuclear explosions prior to the atomic age?

    Sean

    1. Re:WTF? by Kombat · · Score: 1


      It's not redundant. The reason they say that is because there have been larger non-nuclear explosions since the atomic bomb was invented. The Seymour Narrows Explosion, for example, was larger than the Halifax explosion, but occurred in 1953 - well after the first atomic bomb had been detonated.

      Check your English parser. ;)

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    2. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were there any nuclear explosions before the atomic age? If not, it would have been sufficient to say the Halifax explosion was the largest explosion before the atomic age. Calling it the largest non-nuclear explosion before the atomic age implies that there may have been a nuclear explosion larger than Mont Blanc before the atomic age.

  155. correction ... by taniwha · · Score: 1

    err - I can't type today .... that should be '300 years' though '300 tears' is somehow appropriate (and I guess it's really 400 years)

  156. Re:"What if?" Try "Remember when ..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The blowing up up Ripple Rock http://www.vancouverislandabound.com/tamingof.htm
    is another claiming to be 'the largest non nuclear explosion'. Given that it was intended to explode, and tons of rock made for a nice contrained 'container', maybe it is the largest.

  157. Guy Fawkes Day by Simple-Simmian · · Score: 1

    The BBC website has been going on for a week how fireworks have to be banned in the UK for the usual reasons, ignorance, danger, ileagal use and the ever popular "it's for the children." I say let the UK have it's fireworks. How about enforcing the laws instead? We have had all our fireworks "safe and saned" here by the ruling elites and they are almost worthless. I hope the UK can hang on to it's "crackers, bangers and rockets." Tossing JDs and YOBS into the can would be better. Gun Powder Rebellion may not just be a Guy Fawkes thing otherwise one can hope.

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  158. his local drinking hole is still serving... by kiwi_damo · · Score: 1

    You can still go to Gordons Wine Bar down near Embankment Station where Guy Fawkes apparently used to drink. Awesome place that just reeks of history - or was that BO?

  159. Re:Not much to destroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  160. Spellcheck Devasts Slash Editors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NEWSWIRE - The addition of spellcheck code to the popular "Slashdot" website confounded and confused editors. "I was just tyring to post a storee," said one devasted contributor. "Nowe I have to figger out if I really meant ``weather'' or ``whether''! Teh ``news'' must be posted irregardless!"

  161. resistance/guerrilla !== terrorist by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    I think the term "terrorist" is only usefully applied to the deliberate targetting of non-combatents to gain political leverage. (Without the political leverage goal you have simple thrill killing)

    I think attacking political/military figures is a legitimate act of war/resistance/whatever. Terrorizing Nazis is good, attacking civilians compelled to cooperate with them (because you are too feeble/cowardly to attack Nazis) is bad. If you are doing your job, the enemy will be scared of you, but that doesn't make you a terrorist.

  162. Re:'Twas the Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It was the Catholics (Jesuits in particular) trying to kill King James, to prevent him from sponsoring a good English translation of the Bible.
    There already was one.
  163. Article summary, for those in a rush by Mignon · · Score: 0

    Had he succeeded, London would have been Fawked.

  164. Halloween Is Irish by meehawl · · Score: 1
    Some of us Brits object to the American import of Halloween overshadowing our own pyrotechnic traditions.
    Dude, Halloween is Irish.
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  165. I suspect they are badly wrong by hemp · · Score: 1

    I suspect they're badly wrong about the effects of a 1/363rd kiloton explosion. Only 5,500 pounds of a low-order explosive like blackpowder detonated below ground level would be very unlikely to cause severe structural damage to buildings more than 1/3 mile away, not least because most of the explosive effect would have been directed upwards. Also, blackpowder, like ammonium nitrate/fuel oil, is a heaving explosive rather than a shattering one. The low-frequency ground wave it generated would be unlikely to have sufficient amplitude at that distance to knock down buildings. Indeed, it would likely do no more than shake things up and knock things off shelves, unless London buildings in 1605 were very badly built. Compare, for example, the effects of the Oklahoma City bomb, which was detonated at ground level and used a more brissant explosive.

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  166. torture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't forget that they only got his confession after torturing him so badly that he was unable to sign the document - i remember clearly the images of the two signatures in my school history book, before and after. but, hey, if it stops terrorism ...

  167. Guy Fawkes? Almost as bad as by t0qer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Gaylord Foker. No wonder the guy grew up wanting to blow up parliment.

    ~~~~Wavy Flashback to a 16th century schoolyard~~~~

    Kids Pointing:: Haha Guy Fawkes Fawkes Guys! HAhA.

  168. OK... by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

    ...so I'm zipping to the top here, appologies for being on a different time zone and wanting my say!

    But here is the quote that got my goat:

    ""From the amount of explosive that Guy Fawkes had we can work out that if you were a third of a mile away you should have been okay with just a few broken windows around you. Further away and you might have just heard some noise," he said."

    It has always been though had Guy Fawkes been successful the Houses of Parliament and Palace off Westminster would have been destroyed. But a third of a mile?! So then Guy Fawkes would have blown up the Houses of Parliament and Palace of Westminster as planned, and this research reveals he would also have blown up a small area of Pimlico and even smaller area of Vauxhall - both residential areas belonging to the middle classes (note that circa this age the middle class were a small part of society that existed on service jobs for the very very rich upper classes).

    1/3 of a mile is about 500 metres. That is not a lot. Compare that extra 500 metres of middle class families to the government of what was the bulk of the developed world. Sure the butterfly can flap its wings, but I'd put my money on the nuclear explosion less than 500 metres away.

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  169. Re:Probably by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His wife is Catholic, he isn't.

  170. I thought that was in... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:I thought that was in... by SiliconBateman · · Score: 1

      There was no bi-carb in that article; all that was mentioned was killing/eating them in a blase general context. I recommend read an article before posting it.

      Of course bicarb won't make then literally burst into a mass of pigeon flesh and blood but will merely cause them to have massive internal injuries. If every building in Central London were to put some bicarb on the windowsill we'd be a lot better off.

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  171. Flaked-out today. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I'm obviously zoned out today. I didn't read what I thought I read.

    My appologies.


    -FL

  172. Yep. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    I'm obviously zoned out today. I didn't read what I thought I read.

    My appologies. (Savor it. I don't screw up like this normally.)


    -FL

  173. Uh, you THINK?! by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    We know that the more explosive we have the more energy will be released when the charge is set off.

    Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

  174. How in the flock() does this story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how does this story have ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING.

  175. Re:'Twas the Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which?

  176. Ahh, but beware, for there lurk-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --the dreaded Coyu-beast and the self-styled Emperor. A Slant Chop Suey and a Poor White Trash Peckerwood with delusions of granduer, they rule that roost and will crush all posters who are not PC with a quickness. Free speech be dammed as far as they are concerned, there are some fine netizens here who would not last three posts there before the Thought Police got their ISP yanked out from under them.

  177. we're gonna party like it's 1666 by wdebruij · · Score: 1

    luckily they stopped him... now london was only devastated in the big fire of 1666.

    In retrospect, it didn't really matter. If London would have been blown up in '05, the newly built brick houses wouldn't have been swept by the flames a few decades later.

  178. Check your numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The Seymour Narrows Explosion, for example, was larger than the Halifax explosion

    Seymour Narrows == 1.3 kilotons of HE

    Plaque @ Fauld says 3.5 kilotons of HE

    Port Chicago estimates are all over the place but 1.5 kilotons of He seems to be the low bid
    http://www.google.com/search?num=100&hl=en&lr =lang _en&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&safe=off&q=port-chicago+yiel d+OR+tons+OR+kilotons&btnG=Google+Search

    Someone here said Halifax == 2.9 kilotons
    That sounds high to me.
    http://216.239.53.104/search?q=cache:QACrD4vw vZ8J: ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/kylet1/halifax.h tm+mont-blanc+OR+Halifax-explosion+yield+OR+tons+O R+kilotons&hl=en&lr=lang_en&ie=UTF-8

    gewg_

  179. Want a map of the devastated area? by physicsguide · · Score: 1

    http://physics.about.com/b/a/040095.htm contains such a map, showing the area of london that would have been pretty much leveled by Fawkes.

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  180. Re:Sorry for being American tsarkon reports ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's too bad they didn't bloody well pull it off. From psychotic Royals, to Cromwell, to defining Imperialism [not of the economic kind, either], to drawing arbitrary borders in the sands of the Middle East and promoting arbitrary individuals as Kings and harassing Ireland with Protestant crap, to deprecating the Pope because a fat fuck King wanted to marry and divorce at will. The British are great people, but Guy had the right idea, lunatic idiot royals and the bizarre politics of Parliament can leave one with the desire to blow them all up.

    Although, these days, they make fine fellows - I think the British governmental soul was cleansed with Churchill and WW2.

    Now one can enjoy the parodies of the British government and Royalty's idiotic bumbling with BLACK ADDER and YES, MINISTER, and YES, PRIME MINISTER. And of course, the best parody of government, policy and bureaucracy Hitchhiker's Guide and the rest of the books by Douglas Adams.

    These days, I must say, I am impressed watching Blair. I must say, the US could use a chap like that, who can articulate and, while doing his fair share of ass-fucking abroad with aggressive foreign social and economic pro-western policy [not that there is anything wrong with the west], he uses quality lubricants and puts a cherry on top and leaves a glass of water by the bed.