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  1. The New Definition on Kansas Board of Ed. Adopts Intelligent Design · · Score: 1

    Science [sai-ens]: (n) Crazy moon gibberish.

  2. Google Video on YouTube Receives $3.5M Funding from Sequoia · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So, what's the difference between this and Google Video?
    Or should I RTFA? ;)

  3. My Nethack experience on /dev/null NetHack Tournament 2005 Starts Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Nethack is great in theory, but I can never get anywhere. Every game ends up like,
    Start game
    Take three steps
    Wipe face
    >Oh no! You wiped your face off! You die!

  4. Re:Wikipedia article on this guy on New Discovery Disproves Quantum Theory? · · Score: 5, Funny

    This article has recently been linked from Slashdot. Please keep an eye on the page history for errors or vandalism.

    Wow. Apparently our reputation precedes us.

  5. Summary of the article on A Closer Look at Star Wars on Film and Off · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Force is the ultimate plot device, and it's such an obvious plot device that even the characters themselves realize that their actions are being controlled by this plot device, so it becomes a post-modern plot device.

    Cue fanfare and applause.

  6. Hey on Singing Mice and Brain Chemistry · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been emitting high-pitched squeals whenever attractive women come near me for years. Why does nobody call it a "song" then? ;(

  7. Re:Backups? on Fire Destroys Southampton Fibre-Optics Center · · Score: 1

    First line of TFA:
    "Gas canisters exploded inside the Mountbatten building on Salisbury Road, Highfield, which was engulfed by a 100ft plume of smoke on Sunday morning."

    Yeah, I wonder why the sprinkler system didn't take care of that.

  8. Oh, okay. on Microsoft Chided Over Exclusive Music Idea · · Score: 1

    It turns out the proposal was made by Bill the Janitor.

    Nothing to see, move along, false alarm.

  9. It's been said... on Significant FBI Abuses of the Patriot Act · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The trouble with fighting for human freedom is that one spends most of one's time defending scoundrels. For it is against scoundrels that oppressive laws are first aimed, and oppression must be stopped at the beginning if it is to be stopped at all.
    - H. L. Mencken

    *sigh* :(

    Well, there goes that. I guess it was good while it lasted.

  10. Apollo on steroids? on NASA Scraps Shuttle And Returns to Rockets · · Score: 0

    Wasn't there already a Rockie movie about that?

    (Wow, I'm full of lame jokes lately)

  11. UPDATE on Deep in the Core · · Score: 5, Funny

    this slashdot effect enabled astronomers to further pinpoint the mass of the black hole, which is confidently estimated to be somewhere in the server room

  12. Re:Sensationalist journalism on The World's Smallest Car · · Score: 0

    But.. this IS my day job! :(

  13. Re:Sensationalist journalism on The World's Smallest Car · · Score: 3, Funny

    See, this is the problem with nanotechnology. No matter what great advances you make, there are always so many people who just want to split hairs.

    *ba-dum-dum-pshh*

  14. The easiest way to get free software to Africa on Microsoft Thinks Africa Doesn't Need Free Software · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just teach them to use bittorrent.

  15. Re:wait wait wait on Nintendo & McDonalds Providing WiFi · · Score: 0

    Yeah because DRR players are all in excellent shape

  16. Or as the brits say... on Transparent Aluminum a Reality · · Score: 0

    transparent aluminium.
    What is with that, anyway?

  17. Re:Fyodor on Interview with NMAP Creator Fyodor · · Score: 4, Funny

    This handle was partly inspired by Fyodor Dostoevsky, who was perhaps the second greatest writer of all time.

    With the first greatest writer being, of course, Mr. Anonymous Coward

  18. Yeah, that's great.. on The Princess Bride Musical · · Score: 0, Redundant

    .. but what about the ROUSes?

  19. So basically.. on Yahoo Closes Chat Rooms to Anyone Under 18 · · Score: 1
    ..what this means is, all the fat hairy naked men will have to go from spamming
    "14/f ne1 wanna cyber?"
    to
    "18/f (looks 14) ne1 wanna cyber?"

  20. Re:44% of the IM market? on Yahoo and Microsoft to Merge Instant Messengers · · Score: 1
    Well, Yahoo! advertises HEAVILY in Japan, and they hold a big chunk of the market. In fact, the biggest home broadband provider is YahooBB. They know what they're doing, too; they always hire the cutest girls to hand out the tissues, bags, and free modems at the busy train stations and electronics stores.

    Another thing that's knid of surprising, Excite is still a very popular search engine in Japan. A surprising number of people here who have never even heard of google use it every day.

  21. Re:44% of the IM market? on Yahoo and Microsoft to Merge Instant Messengers · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, in Japan MSN Messenger is far away the most popular, followed by Yahoo messenger. Merging the two together will easily give them close to 90% of the market here.

  22. Re:The Broken Interview on CNN Interviews Kevin Mitnick · · Score: 1

    ATM was to set the built in speaker, and there were alternate INIT commands like ATW and stuff. You could even get most old modems to dial rotary-style.

    Ah I miss the BBS days. Dialing up long distance to download grainy 16 color images of Cindy Crawford and deliver my Qmail packet for the day. Hmm. OK actually no I don't miss it much. But it was fun.

  23. Re:Huge Uses? on 30Gigs Web Mail Launches Into Beta · · Score: 1

    Uh yeah I remember doing exactly that on AOL like 6 or 7 years ago.

  24. Can I get an invite? on 30Gigs Web Mail Launches Into Beta · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    anyone got an invite they can send my way?

    leo king (at) gmail (dot) com

    no spaces.

    Much appreciated!

  25. And in other news on Major Retailer Chooses Linux for its Tills · · Score: 2, Informative

    Matalan stock goes up 1.75 points.