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  1. What do you mean...? on Now Even Photo CAPTCHAs Have Been Cracked · · Score: 4, Funny

    African or European water?

  2. Re:couldn't possibly have negative consequences on Hacker Club Publishes German Official's Fingerprint · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> Oh all the people to humiliate... a senior public official who sets policy for something you directly care about. This couldn't possibly turn out badly.

    I love the idea that the way to make politicians do what you want is to be nice to them.

    so apparently Monica Lewinsky was probably about a week away from getting us all free national healthcare, too. Curse you, mainstream media!

  3. Re:Combined, yes. But not new. on New Nerve Gas Antidotes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey man, you want a hit of this? This stuff'll melt the testicles off a monkey

  4. As a Japanese / English translator... on Copier Auto-Translates Japanese to English · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried. Or, as this copier would say, The troubling one it is to have [indef. pron] not very and much.

  5. our own moonbase! on Russia Plans Its Own Moon Base · · Score: 1

    With vodka! And hookers! In fact, forget the moonbase

  6. Re:Fair Use on Viacom Says User Infringed His Own Copyright · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm assuming since you just used the term "copywritten" that you're not a lawyer. I'm further assuming that you know jack shit about this are just talking out of your ass.

  7. Re:FUD alert.. on Nukes Against Earth-Impacting Asteroids · · Score: 1

    Please--"planet killer" is such a negative term. Let's call it a "moon maker".

  8. Re:people or property on Restrictions On Social Sites Proposed In Georgia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, which part about raising your kids is so hard that you need the government to do it for you instead? Just asking.

  9. PKI? on Does Your Company Use a PKI Solution? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Is that anything like PKZip? I think my company uses that.

  10. No way. on Share Your Most Dangerous Idea · · Score: 1

    I'm not sharing my most dangerous idea until I get a patent.

  11. Well... on Fighting RIAA Without an Attorney · · Score: 4, Interesting

    'I'm sure she's going to win,' he said. 'I don't see how they could win.

    Well, I don't know. Maybe her lawyer could stop defending her. Then they might win.

  12. Re:"the borderline between gas and liquid" on Ingredients of Life Found Around Sun-Like Star · · Score: 1

    Oh. Thanks. Your response was very informative, but somehow the question that lead to it is -1 offtopic. Hrm.

  13. "the borderline between gas and liquid" on Ingredients of Life Found Around Sun-Like Star · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Shouldn't it be where water exists on the borderline between gas and solid?

    I would think liquid water would be just fine for life. It's always worked for me.

  14. Oh on Microsoft Tries To Charm EU With Future Visions · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is not very specific at all about where people are, and that's deliberate.
    So everyone will know when you're in the bathroom, but they won't necessarily know if its number one or number two.

  15. What did he expect? on Paramount Sues Ohio Man For $100,000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If he didn't want to draw attention to himself, he shouldn't have been going by the name "Ohio Man" in the first place.

  16. Um ok on Australian Senator Wants to Censor the Net · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wildly unpopular, impossible to implement and very, very expensive to even attempt.

    Yup. Sounds like a winning proposal to me.

  17. PATENT APPLICATION #1588003 on USPTO Unable to Find Top Ten Patent Holders · · Score: 5, Funny

    Summary: A system for calculating the top 10 US patent holders.

  18. From the article: on Barcode Scam Redux - Target's $4.99 iPod · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I will NEVER EVER DO THIS EVER AGAIN and I am once more terribly sorry," Baldino wrote in a statement for police. "Please let me go for I am terribly sorry!!! I'm only a kid! Help me out. I just want to go home. I did this not knowing of the serious penalty that lies behind it. Please! Please! Please!"


    Oh. Well, in that case, off you go.
  19. Pictures of the store in question on Consumer Strikes Back at Crooked Online Retailer · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is apparently very common behavior for camera and electronics shops in Brooklyn. It's so widespread that some guy actually went around and took pictures of the actual physical storefronts for all of these online shops.

    Very classy establishments, all.

    http://donwiss.com/pictures/BrooklynStores/

  20. Ah, the bloodstream. on Possible Love Molecule? · · Score: 5, Funny

    For the first few months the molecule proliferates throughout the body as NGF phase 1, also known as the "New Girl Friend" molecule. After a set period of time, it transmutes into NGF phase 2, known as "Noticably Getting Fatter". This phase change causes a dramatic decrease in the desire to have sexual intercourse and initiate conversations, eventually leading to the end of the relationship.
    The cycle may then begin a new with a new parter.

  21. $200,000 worth of LEGOs on Stealing Legos for fun and profit? · · Score: 5, Funny

    So that's like, what, four starwars sets?

  22. Re:CPU's on The Mother of All CPU Charts · · Score: 1

    And in form befitting a true grammar nazi, I spelled "apostrophe" incorrectly.
    Uh, yeah. I meant to do that.

  23. CPU's on The Mother of All CPU Charts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hey guy's did you hear? Now apostraphe's go in any word that end's with an S!
    Ye's, thi's i's fabulou's new's.

  24. what the hell? on Truckers Choose Hydrogen Power · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2

    ^^^ this is right next to where I live. Seriously about 1 block away from my house.

    Zuh?

  25. Yeah. on King Kong Lived? · · Score: 5, Funny

    a gigantic ape, measuring over 3 meters tall and weighing up to 600kg, that supposedly co-existed alongside humans."

    We still have these today. You can track one down by listening for its unmistakable cry; "Developers! Developers! Developers!"