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  1. A travesty! on 'Quantum Leap' Awards For FPS Games Revealed · · Score: 1

    No Duke Nukem Forever, either!

  2. Not only that on Microsoft's 'Naughty or Nice' Patent Application · · Score: 3, Funny

    As if I wasn't a total outcast before, now I get to be e-rejected by VIRTUAL people! Awesome!

  3. The good ol' days on Unlock Internet or Risk Losing Staff? · · Score: 1, Funny

    You're absolutely right. In my days we'd have to walk two miles, in the snow, uphill BOTH WAYS to get to the water cooler to gossip and otherwise waste company time - and we LIKED IT.

  4. Re:Terabyte? on Terabyte Drive to Debut Later this Year · · Score: 1

    You must be new here.

  5. You're paranoid and here's why on Pirate Party Launches Commercial Darknet · · Score: 3, Informative

    Relakks will hand over SUBSCRIPTION information ( that's all they keep). This means the Riaa gets "Why yes, John Doe uses our subscription-based internet service". This isn't a crime. If the RIAA sucessfully obtains this they have ALREADY got you on copyright infringement with OTHER evidence.

  6. the oblivious pedantic bastard you mean on The 7 Ways That People Search the Web · · Score: 1

    who doesn't see the subtle self-depreciation the "idiot" category contained.

  7. I'd hate to be a hotdog too (NT) on Skin Sensing Table Saw · · Score: 1

    NT

  8. Hopefully... on BBC Reports UK-U.S. Terror Plot Foiled · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    they didn't happen to shoot any of *these* terrorists 9 times in the head.

  9. They better not mess up... on Has Anyone Seen the Moon Pictures? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Buzz shot first.

  10. Obvious solution on 40 Percent of World of Warcraft Players Addicted · · Score: 1

    Drop the allowance? Who cares if he screams and bitches, if he's got nothing better to blow the money het gets on, then he doesn't NEED that money at all. "All the other kids get allowances!" Yeah? Well all the other kids aren't shut-ins with no actual social lives.

  11. I'm not addicted, I can quit anytime I want on 40 Percent of World of Warcraft Players Addicted · · Score: 2, Funny

    now excuse me while I go on my first of 5 weekly, 3hr long raids

  12. BlackCobra 1:1 on Gen Con Bingo · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Anyone 30 or over who still believes that a man in the sky (who conveniently creted everything) sent himself down to Earth to die for his own creation's sins against himself, thereby redeeing said creation, has issues. Start reading the news and caring about the present rather than following the gospel of some dusty book from millenias past.

  13. That question is meaningless on An Older, Larger Universe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just like "What came before there was time". Without a frame of reference, words like "beyond" or "before" become meaningless. You might as well ask what lies "beyond" the point you see on a cartesian plane.

  14. Worse. on Hackers Clone E-Passport · · Score: 1

    NANO snakes on a plane.

  15. Keep them happy? on Nine Ways to Stop Industrial Espionage · · Score: 5, Funny

    I suggest a steady supply of red Swingline staplers.

  16. Are we counting subscription revenue? on The Top 100 Games of the 21st Century · · Score: 1

    I don't doubt WoW has brought in more than the rest of the top 10 combined if you factor it in... come on, we're talking a BILLION DOLLARS every year just from the monthly fee.

  17. That might work too well on Microsoft Encouraging OEMs to Beautify Computers · · Score: 1

    Given Windows' booting time I don't even think I'd last until the logon screen.

  18. You're comparing apples to oranges on Game Industry Commentary on the E3 Revamp · · Score: 1

    Car babes reinforce the cultural stereotype that people with nice cars "get the babes". Big,powerful cars are a sign of virility in North America and I hope to God you're not pretending the same allure exists with COMPUTER GAMES.

  19. Bah humbug. on Game Industry Commentary on the E3 Revamp · · Score: 1

    Booth babes only served to reinforce the stereotype that gamers are hopelessly clueless nerds that drool over even moderately attractive females that feign interest in videogames. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

  20. Re:Matrix, eh? on Vista Upgrade Matrix · · Score: 1

    You meanthat I can dodge BSODs?

    No, when you're ready you won't hav...err...yes, you'll dodge BSODs.

  21. but.. on Worst Ever Security Flaw in Diebold Voting Machine · · Score: 3, Insightful

    how will that ever happen WITH these flaws already in place? Diebold machines have been used numerous times already...

  22. In other news on RFID-enabled Vehicles: Pinch My Ride · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A local man who was the victim of a Home Invasion was shocked to learn that his insurance claim was denied because "As all of his home keys were still in his property, no one could have entered the house". Shard of broken glass, the robber's blood, his conviction in court and a lucky passerby's videotapes were also dismissed as "clever fakes". InsuranceCo stock jumped another 3 points today...

  23. Note to mods on NASA May Shut Down all Space Station's Research · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Please learn to notice OBVIOUS SARCASM. Feel free to mod this -1000 off-topic all you want however, that's cool.

  24. Scientific research be damned on NASA May Shut Down all Space Station's Research · · Score: 4, Funny

    I want my own personnal Bridge to Nowhere, damn it. If the Alaskans have one then I want one too. In fact, I think every American citizen shouldget his own bridge. The world needs more bridges. Potential break-throughs in space travel or space exploration? Pfft, who needs that.

  25. That wouldn't work on Ripeness Sticker Coming to Supermarket Fruit · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Quagmire : Hey there, how old are you
    Connie D'Amico : 16
    Q: 18? Your first...
    C: Moooom!!
    Q: I like where this is goin. Giggety-giggety-GIGGETY.