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  1. Re:The internet these days... on Intel Shipped 1 Billionth Computer Chip · · Score: 1

    And just imagine all the pollution and garbage that's produced with those billion chips!

    I don't have to, it's staring me in the face. This is when everyone asks themselves "Exactly who is he referring to ?"

  2. Re:Amen on How to Become a Patent Millionaire · · Score: 1

    How do you think the republican party gets votes?
    The democrats appeal to fuckwads too, you know. It's just that there aren't as many left-wing fuckwads around, because FOX "News", Rush Limblimp, etc. have been minting right-wing fuckwads at such an impressive rate lately.

  3. Re:MOD PARENT UP, INTELLIGENT COMMENT on How to Become a Patent Millionaire · · Score: 1

    Correction : ...exactly what it wants should read ...exactly what they want. Sloppy editing on my part, sorry.

  4. MOD PARENT UP, INTELLIGENT COMMENT on How to Become a Patent Millionaire · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No doubt. My take on it is this : the intent of the patent system was to protect methods of doing things, not ideas of what to do. The different between patenting the design of a loom, and patenting the idea of a loom is huge. The patent office is at fault for granting these overly broad patents. The government is also at fault for treating patents as a source of revenue. Personally, I don't think this problem will be fixed, or even repaired, in the least. The "broken" patent system gives everyone exactly what it wants, an extortion tool.

  5. Re:This is why on How to Become a Patent Millionaire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The courts decide on the legitimacy of patents now. It costs everyone tons of money, and wastes lots of time. Hauling every inventor, or even worse, every patent in front of the court system will render the "patents encumber progress" argument moot.

  6. Re:Software on Linux Rocket Blasts Off This Fall · · Score: 1

    Generic tagline, I thought of it myself though.

  7. Re:Software on Linux Rocket Blasts Off This Fall · · Score: 5, Funny

    kernel_panic() : This is a one way trip ! Aaaaaaa !

  8. Re:Should spammers be held responsible for the spa on Inappropriate Spam Reaching Children? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem being there is no way to tell how old the person who checks the email address is.
    Since when has government concerned itself with the limitations inherent in the real world ?

  9. Re:In Other News... on Implementing WiFi in the Real World · · Score: 1

    Isn't it decreasing exponentially? (x^3)
    Nope, that's geometrically.

  10. Re:What My Organization Did: on Which Red Hat Should Be Worn in the Enterprise? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I run Gentoo on my home computer. It's a great hobbyist distribution, and it is good if you want to build some sort of crazy, custom thing, but I would avoid it in an environment where standardization is desired.

  11. Re:reiser4 plugins on Ask ReiserFS Project Leader Hans Reiser · · Score: 1

    How about a remote syncronization plugin ?

  12. Re:he comes out way ahead on RIAA Grabs Student's Life's Savings · · Score: 1

    We do that every other day, but it's called Kazaa.

  13. Re:Insane definitions on What Is The Future of PNG? · · Score: 1

    Actually we put that in as a joke. Consider :
    coherent - clear, easy to understand
    incoherent - not clear, difficult to understand
    flammable - COULD BURST INTO FLAMES
    inflammable - COULD BURST INTO FLAMES

    hahahahahaha

  14. Re:"GandhiCon" on ESR Recasts Jargon File in Own Image · · Score: 1

    Hahhahaha damn

  15. Re:No Gigabit Ethernet ? on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually the computer will come with one big button. Press this button and it will do everything.

  16. Re:Damnit! on Cheating Fruit (Slot) Machines · · Score: 1

    ...wasted the next 7 hours sitting here waiting for that one big payout

    Then reload the save from the previous spin and win again !

  17. not funny on Edison to Hillary Rosen - Parts 3, 4 and 5 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not funny, this is scary. Even if you meant it as a joke, there are just too many people out there who think this way.

  18. Re:if I didn't, someone else would have.... on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm suprised someone hasn't put type-R decals on it by now, just to squeeze out that extra 2% of performance.

  19. Re:How long... on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Well just wait. I hear the next one is an Earth Simulator Simulator.

  20. Re:By crikey mate this specimen is enormous... on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Watch as I shove my finger, right up his arse. Woo ! Hey ! Oh, he didn't like that one, no sir-ee.

  21. Re:Is this news? on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Or your Hollywood talent, Paul Hogan. May he rest in peace.

  22. Re:How to Fix MS Software on Yet Another Windows Worm · · Score: 1

    HTML mail shouldn't be used, but since people insist on using it, the viewer should...

    Actually, I believe that software should punish people for doing stupid things.

  23. Re:protecting the right of consumers on Senator Pushes Bill To Limit Anti-Copying Schemes · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can you think of a better way to get them?

    Yes, and so can every other politician. First you get a shit-load of money, then you blow it on advertising, to brainwash people into voting for you. With a few kickbacks, you can get money AND votes. Woo hoo !

  24. Re:Sun? on SAPAC Unveils New Australian Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Yes, me. Here's that story.

  25. Re:Sendo, AKA SCO on Sendo Sues Orange for Patent Infringement · · Score: 1

    In a followup suit against Apple Computer, a Sendo company spokeperson remarked that "Based upon our previous successes, we fully expect to win", appearently in conflict with longstanding advice on the subject.