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  1. That was killed fast. on The Tale of Seanbaby and Uwe Boll · · Score: 0

    You'd think 1up would have a server that could take more than five minutes of Slashdotting.

  2. I see the future of YouTube: on YouTube Growing ... Like Cancer? · · Score: 0

    Five million videos of stupid kids with webcams dancing to the Numa Numa song.

    Except the song will be removed due to copyright violations.

  3. HELLO, my name is JOHN ROMERO. on Interview With John Romero · · Score: 0

    I am going to release a promotional demo of my new game Daikatana that consists of shooting frogs in the rain. I will leave it up to some dork on the internet six years later to explain how totally awesome the rest of the game is, rather that putting a tase of that awesome content in the PROMOTIONAL DEMO.

    Also: more people dissed it than played it, because playing it cost fifty dollars.

  4. Go back to your cave. on Ray Bradbury's Reasons to Go to Mars · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Tell me, hak1du, has there ever been a time in history when we didn't have problems? No. That didn't stop us from constantly heading towards the horizons and exploring just for the sheer joy of exploring and, in many cases, it was the act of exploring that led us to new discoveries that improved the world as a whole.

    You know, if you think humanity is so completely pathetic and stupid, why don't you just give up your computer and electricity and antibiotics and go live in the cave you deserve?

    Oh, I see - all the OTHER people (but not YOU, of course) are the pathetic ones.

  5. Why the hell do Democrats like the draft so much? on U.S. Plans Targeted Draft for Computer Personnel · · Score: 0

    Every time we've had a military draft or even the threat of one in the past 100 years, a Democrat's been behind it.

    World War I - Wilson
    World War II - Roosevelt
    Korean War - Truman
    Vietnam War - Johnson
    Re-activating the Selective Service - Carter
    The new draft bill - two Democrat congressmen.

  6. Well thank god. on FF7 Advent Children Movie Trailers, Rumors · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'm definitely not a FF7 fanboy, but at least basing a film on the most popular FF episode makes *sense*, compared to wasting the brand name on a truly horrid piece of sci-fi drek that made Space Mutiny look like Star Wars.

    Of course, pointing a camcorder at a pc playing Duke Nukem 3D would have made a better movie than FF: The Spirits Within...

  7. Re:Maybe it's different in England on Your Future Car's Hood Will Be Welded Shut · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Like I say, maybe it's different in England." Yeah, in England everything _stinks._

  8. In Soviet Russia... on Shadowbane Releases New Asian-Specific MMO Fork · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...MMO forks YOU!

  9. Hmmm... Slashdotted already. Here's the text: on Young Programmer, Stop Advocating Free Software! · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dear Aiden,

    Oh mein Gott, you're going to put my closed-source company out of business! PLEASE STOP!

    Clemens

  10. Waitaminute - they SOLD the games? on Videogame Pirate Gets Long Jail Sentence · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The article claims that Razor "sold" over a half-million dollars of software - don't they mean "copied and gave away?" I've seen tons of Razor releases, but never heard about them making a penny off of it.

    I know that the N.E.T. act makes it a federal crime to even _share_ illegal copies, but still, there's a difference, or at least there should be.

  11. Re:Over-electoralism on E-Voting: a Flawed Solution in Search of a Problem · · Score: 1
    "America needs less votes for more democracy. [...] the solution is to less elected officials "

    ...Spoken just like a damn Canadian. "Oh, please do my thinking for me, O wise leaders!"

  12. Re:So I read some of the excerpts on the webpage.. on Poetry For The Gaming Crowd Reviewed · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that they didn't rhyme.

  13. The constitution says *exactly* two things.... on Supreme Court Will Hear Pledge of Allegiance Case · · Score: 1

    ...about religion:

    Article IV:
    [...] no religious test shall ever be required as a qualification to any office or public trust under the United States.

    Amendment I:
    *Congress* shall make no *law* respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof

    Anything else, such as "The treasury can't put _In God We Trust_ on the money!!!" isn't covered.

  14. Re:Sometimes I wish ... on RIAA Settles With 12-Year-Old Downloader · · Score: 1

    You're one of those people who say "Meat IS Murder," aren't you?

  15. Top ONE Why YOU DO Want to Play SWG on Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided Ships · · Score: 1

    You're a pathetic loser with no life. "In reality, I work at McDonalds, but I'm a SUPAR JED EYE NITE in CYBARSPACE!

  16. Re:I see the Beta posting trolls have migrated on Star Wars Galaxies: An Empire Divided Ships · · Score: 1

    "How can you form an opinion of a game thats not finished ?"

    How can Sony SELL a game that's not finished?

  17. A more European way? on Virtual Simerica · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean take out the showers, right?

  18. BLAH BLAH FUCK YOU on Do Cell Phones Make Us Stupid? · · Score: 1

    "So, whatta ya doin'?"

    "Nuthin. Whatta you doin'?"

    "Nuthin..."

  19. Please, kill yourself now. on Techies On Ice: The Coming Age of Cryonics · · Score: 1

    It won't matter in the slightest, and after you're gone we can forget all about you. Wait, we can do that anyway.

  20. Re:Do you run when you see a bus coming at you? on Techies On Ice: The Coming Age of Cryonics · · Score: 1

    If I see you getting a heart transplant, I'm going to knock the scalpel out of the surgeon's hand.