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  1. Re:completely impossible statementt on The Apple News That Got Buried · · Score: 1

    Actually, any halfway decent C compiler would eliminate those empty loops. Could you write a visual basic interpreter and runtime in visual basic?

  2. Horrible idea on NASA Still Wants Space Elevator · · Score: 5, Funny

    If we are some day able to create this elevator, the distance involved means it will take several days to complete a journey from ground to earth orbit.
    I have a hard enough time avoiding contact with "other people" in elevator cars -- but the real tragedy will be the music. Girl from Impenema for 72 hours straight?
    Aaaraargh.
    The only way I could see this working is if they piped in aerosol (-)-delta9-trans-Tetrahydrocannabinol and phillip glass...

  3. Re:Another Portrait on Portrait of an Identity Thief · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am just so un-hip - whos this supposed to be?

  4. Re:Liberal Bunk on Colbert New Comic-in-Chief · · Score: 1

    double-plus-plus funny, brother! Well played! Enjoy your $100 Texaco gift card!

  5. War on Google? on Financials Indicate Microsoft Prepping for War · · Score: 1

    What a great idea! Wars always solve problems! Like the war on poverty, or the war on drugs, or the war on terror! Well, I guess the one problem they always solve is how to get rid of extra cash...

  6. Re:counter propaganda on Rumsfeld Requests 24-hour Propaganda Machine · · Score: 1
    When's the last time Christians stoned a woman for infidelity?

    Oh sure, make your restriction set small enough to exclude Matthew Shepard, et al...
  7. lspci? on Switching to Windows, Not as Easy as You Think · · Score: 1

    Finding out what hardware you have is a difficult process under Windows. With most Linux distributions,it is often as simple as typing lspci
    Of course. lspci. Duh. Any idiot would know that.

  8. There is no sanctuary... on Holography Pioneer Passes Away · · Score: 1
  9. Re:here's dangerous but not popular on Share Your Most Dangerous Idea · · Score: 1

    Don't be so sure about everything you read. Question authority. Question yourself.

  10. Re:here's dangerous but not popular on Share Your Most Dangerous Idea · · Score: 1
    Mod me down, whatever; I know it's coming, but this is the worst horror film you can imagine, and it's the exact truth.

    And you have proof of this other than some book written (and rewritten and reinterpreted) by humans, right?

    Or should we just accept your version of reality and ignore others?

    Is it possible, just possible, that you could be wrong? Seriously, please consider that for a few moments, and respond.
  11. Re:Andromeda Strain for Real? on Stardust to Return January 15 · · Score: 1
    Actually, the great thing about this movie was that they *didn't* save the world. The virus was totally out of control and spreading fast. By chance, it mutated to an inert form - so the world was saved by dumb luck and not through science... So its a cautionary tale, really - mess with stuff you don't understand, kill everyone in the world.

    Oh, spoiler alert. Sorry.

    Great movie, though. At least, for geeks and James Olson fans.

  12. Re:just to get this out of the way on Former Apple Exec Speaks Against DRM · · Score: 1

    Thats "iRony". Hope this helps.

  13. Re:Where Would Apple Be on Apple - What A Difference Eight Years Can Make · · Score: 1

    argh, troll.

    Apple had $4bn in the bank at that time. The $150mn was a PR stunt.

  14. Re:spot on on How the Lisa Changed Everything · · Score: 1
    Java, unfortunately, is not the son of Objective-C, it is the son of Object Pascal and C++.

    Wrong.

    Java Was Strongly Influenced by Objective-C

    NeXT's mach-o & java even share the same magic number:

    /usr/share/file/magic:

    # mach file description
    #
    # Since Java bytecode and Mach-O fat-files have the same magic number the test
    must be preformed in the same "magic" sequence to get both right. The long
    at offset 4 in a fat file tells the number of architectures. The short at
    offset 4 in a Java bytecode file is the compiler minor version and the
    short at offset 6 is the compiler major version. Since there are only
    only 18 labeled Mach-O architectures at current, and the first released
    Java class format was version 43.0, we can safely choose any number
    between 18 and 39 to test the number of architectures against
    (and use as a hack).


    --ob
  15. Re:WHAT THE FUCK, SLASHDOT? on The Boot Loader Showdown · · Score: 1, Funny

    Murder? Is this more intelligent design bullshit?

  16. Get off BIOS on The Boot Loader Showdown · · Score: 0, Troll

    Coming from a Mac / { 68k, ppc } background, I can't understand why you people put up with BIOS.

    A while back, someone set up a PXE booter on our network for our PCs - but some machines weren't able to boot from it - they would hang at the PXE menu of images to boot from.

    Turns out that some of the machines had a few extra bytes taken from the precious 640k limit that PCs have been saddled with, and the PXE menu was just large enough to run out of memory.

    On a 512MB computer.

    BIOS a bloody joke, and you should all be ashamed.

    What alternatives are there to BIOS on the x86 architecture? Are there any OpenFirmware based PCs?

  17. Re:Energy costs will fuel this industry on Modded Hybrid Cars Get Up to 250 MPG · · Score: 1

    You *can* get a Prius for about $21,000, plus you get the $2000 tax credit in the US (this year, next year less?)

  18. WWJP? on Mac OS X Running on Non-Apple Hardware · · Score: 1
    here's a torrent for the x86 dev kit: http://torrentspy.com/search.asp?mode=torrentdetai ls&id=369442&query=OS+ [torrentspy.com]
    --
    "And we have seen and do testify that the Father sent the Son to be the Savior of the World" 1 John 4:14
    (What would jesus pirate?)
  19. Re:When I was your age... on DECnet Isn't Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Jerry? Jerry Pournelle? How the hell are you man!

  20. Re:YKYBHTLW... on What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? · · Score: 1

    I once dreamt I was a bus error handler with a nil pointer. Aargh, recursion.

  21. Re:Binary Addition on What's the Best Geek Joke You Know? · · Score: 1

    /b 1 def
    b dup dup mul or

  22. Re:Geek on Geek Action on Nerds Make Better Lovers · · Score: 1

    Personally, I know that I'm in love with a wonderful, beautiful geek woman, who makes me feel secure and happier than I ever have been in my life.

    We're both geeks, and can truly enjoy each others geekyness without embarrassment, in public or private.

    She's truly wonderful.

    "Woof Woof, Hello, I'm Rags!"

  23. Re:No thanks on New Standard Keyboard · · Score: 1
    This reminds me of a Steve Jobs quote:
    J: There are no plans to make a tablet. It turns out people want keyboards. When Apple first started out, "People couldn't type. We realized: Death would eventually take care of this."
  24. Re:At least, for the iPod, nobody died! on Birth of the iPod · · Score: 1

    During development of the After Dark screensavers, we had two suicides...

    RIP: Robert "Mouse" Herrall, John Hartshorne.

    Did the product schedule do it? No, they were just depressed individuals.

  25. RoboBricks: an open source (hardware) alternative on Small Electronic Logic Blocks - eBlocks · · Score: 1

    Wayne Gramlich, of the Homebrew Robotics club of Silicon Valley (http://www.hbrobotics.org/), has had a similar project for years; he's released the source, schematics, and gerber plots for his RoboBricks work under some sort of public license.

    http://robobricks.net/

    It looks like he's also got a commercial interest in building these:

    http://robobricks.com/

    But I'm not sure what the status of that is.

    I'm kind of surprised eblocks didn't include a courtesy link...