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New Standard Keyboard

An anonymous reader writes "There are two keyboard standards today - QWERTY and DVORAK. QWERTY, the one we usually have, was used on the first commercially produced typewriter in 1873. Ironically, QWERTY was actually designed to slow down the typist to prevent jamming the keys, and we've been stuck with that layout since. New Standard Keyboards offers new "alphabetical" keyboard. This keyboard has just 53-keys (instead of 101) and offers user-friendly benefits and quick data entry."

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  1. Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Stop perpetuating myths.

    Dvorak made up that story as marketing for the keyboard design he hoped to profit from. And, could they have made that new keyboard any uglier?

    1. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the pretty colors!!

    2. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Trogre · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's just a half-truth. The keys were placed such that the hammers were statistically less likely to jam, even if the monks typed at the same speed.

      Nobody really denies that Qwerty is an inefficient layout. At least nobody who has done their homework. There are many studies comparing wpm speeds of people proficient in both Qwerty and Dvorak that show the clear advantage of the latter. I'll leave finding them as an exercise to the reader (read: I'm too lazy to look them up right now).

      So let's use a keyboard designed for people, not machines, shall we?

      (by that I mean Dvorak, not the monstrosity cited in this article)

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    3. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop perpetuating myths.

      Dvorak made up that story as marketing for the keyboard design he hoped to profit from. And, could they have made that new keyboard any uglier?

      Ummmmmmm BULLSHIT

      If you call it a myth then come up with more than one source for debunking. The three links you give are Economists that also say that it's good that Microsoft is a monopoly!

    4. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, there aren't. The only studies that show that have been demonstrated to have been flawed. Real studies show the speed is about the same for both.

    5. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they debunked the myth, and since then, no one else has tried to argue that they are wrong. It was a bit of a "whoops!" moment for everyone that had been telling the qwerty story.

    6. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    7. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You debunk a myth with proof

      SHOW ME THE PROOF!

    8. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by CodeSniper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How can anybody expect to believe you when two of the three links you cited were authored by the same people, and the other link was simply a news article about their work.
      Get some real references.

    9. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Trogre could have all the energy and ambition in the world, and he STILL wouldn't find any studies showing a "clear advantage" to the Dvorak keyboard. That's because such studies do not exist, despite the urban legends to the contrary. The work of Liebowitz and Margolis, cited above, makes this abundantly clear. The two economists thoroughly researched the entire Dvorak saga, and discovered that all of the things people like Trogre have heard about the Dvorak keyboard simply are not true. Most, in fact, have their origins in propaganda from Dvorak himself. No serious objective tests of the two keyboards found any substantial difference between them.

    10. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many studies comparing wpm speeds of people proficient in both Qwerty and Dvorak that show the clear advantage of the latter.
      I read a study that MS has a lower TCO then Linux. I've also read studies that Linux has a lower TCO then Windows. Just about every company that makes managed network switches has a study to show a lower TCO than every other company that makes managed network switches. According to whatever medical study you follow, you should and should not eat fish and/or beef and should and should not drink alchohol or take vitamins or aspirin either.

    11. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Dvorak didn't invent this myth, he just passed the myth along. A lot of intelligent people did that -- including me. I would still be doing so, except that the web has made it possible for typewriter historians (of which there are a mind-boggling number) to set the record straight.

    12. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by nwbvt · · Score: 1
      I thought the "editors" learned their lesson about publishing urban legends.

      Funny thing about this is not only are they claiming DVORAK is superior to QWERTY (the common urban legend), but they are actually claiming it is a standard. Last I checked, being a standard requires having more than one or two gullible users.

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    13. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

      I ldve kearniny ti typo wuth Dvosak!

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    14. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Posted anonymously so as not to "brag." I type over 115 net words a minute on a QWERTY keyboard. How much more of an advantage could I get on a Dvorak?

    15. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      There is an ANSI standard for Dvorak, though it's actually not in common use since it place the left and right braces on the same key.

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    16. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Much of the arguments about dvorak versus qwerty have to do with typing speed--as a dvorak user, I must contend that the greatest advantage is that my fingers don't hurt after 30 minutes of solid typing.

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    17. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 1

      The person on that website can't accept the fact that The New Oxford Dictionary (dead tree edition) accepts the new commonly used version of the word "decimate." I expect the same to happen with ironic/irony eventually.

      Let's face it: language changes. Trying to stop its change would be like trying to punch a tsunami with your fists to deflect it. Maybe a group of newspaper editors could get together and help lasso the words' meanings for the elite, but otherwise people are going to do what they want with the words and definitions.

      An interesting/accessible documentary about this subject is Do You Speak American? It's a PBS deal.

    18. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "punch a tsunami with your fists." Redundant and in bad taste... I know, I know.

    19. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by PaulBu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are many studies comparing wpm speeds of people proficient in both Qwerty and Dvorak that show the clear advantage of the latter.

      Sorry, did not have time to read through all three linked articles, but did read the Reason one (due to the fact that I do trust the sourse) and one of its main punches was the UN-SCIENTIFIC ways those studies were conducted. And, unfortunately, in your comment you do show the same attitude of referencing "numerous studies" without considering what could go wrong with them.

      Think about it in programmer's terms: ok, there is
      this language called, say, "BigBigSea" which noone spends proper time to learn, but most everyone knows a bit and can handle (some can get really good at it). And then there is this new language called "Tea", and you did learn it, one of the early adopters... Would not you swear that since you've learned it your productivity increased 10-fold? Even when people would try to put a bit of a study together, you would sub-consciously give your old skill a disadvantage to provide advantage to your new skill, which can move you up in the food chain?

      Paul B.

    20. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Even if your typing speed stays the same, the amount of distance your fingers travel is statistically less, reducing the risk of repetitive stress injuries.

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    21. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by starm_ · · Score: 1

      Ha ha, a guy who thinks he's better at dictating english definitions than dictionaries is quite ironically funny.

    22. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by System.out.println() · · Score: 1

      The GP was using the word "ironically" to reference the part of the post where that word was used without saying "the story about QWERTY being designed to slow down typists isn't true".

      Clever, if you ask me.

    23. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by tonsofpcs · · Score: 1

      And then theres the whole fact that there's at least 3 *completely* different DVORAK layouts [left, right, and 2-handed].

    24. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Yes, clever. But didn't I state that I wish to use this as an opportunity to exhibit pedantry?

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    25. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I thought the "editors" learned their lesson about publishing urban legends.

      As well as they've learnt the ones about spellchecking before you upload, seeing if the links are actually valid, or that the story isn't a dupe from that morning. Not to mention the ever-popular never link to a dynamic URL.

    26. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And he can't even spell "separate"!

    27. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by secretsquirel · · Score: 0

      My solution to that problem is that I just poke-type with two fingers while I look at the keyboard, it works fine for me. I'm sure after a few hours with a dvorak I'd be just as fast. I'd be fine with it too, in grade school typing class we had to sit there every day with this apple IIe program with and early version of the MS office paperclip dude whose name was Qwerty. I hated that little piece of shit telling me I sucked everytime, I hated those stupid freaking games that tried to make it fun, and I hated being told how to type by some stupid e-teacher keyboard nazi whose name was Qwerty. So if I had to use an un-qwerty keyboard all the better, and I hope that Qwerty burns in hellfire.

    28. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      btw samzenpus is at it again! go to this site, click archive and see how it brings you to physorg when you click on the oldest article (22 dez 2004)

      we cought him slashvertising physorg and roland shitepale already

    29. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by orzetto · · Score: 5, Interesting
      No, it's just a half-truth.

      I think that it is simply unclear how they projected it. It was the nineteenth century after all, and some weird ideas were followed: eg, you can type typewriter with just keys on the top row (I read this was intended, for what reasons I'm not sure). Probably it was some trial and error, and they came with an half-baked design.

      Oh, the exercise to the reader, yes: here is a Guinness record.

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    30. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by happyemoticon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can type at about 100wpm on a qwerty (well, with relatively spotty accuracy). This is because my mother forced me to do Mavis Beacon, as her father had forced her to memorize the layout of a qwerty and play-type even before they had enough money to buy a typewriter for the children to use. Also, I think EFNet owns some of the blame in this case.

      The problem is, nobody can think at 100 words per minute. The only person who would ever need to type that fast would probably be a professional stenographer. Transcription and "typing pool" work is really on the outs, and if it's not, it damn well should be. I certainly can't think -- can't think WELL -- at 100 words per minute. I'd rather not learn a whole different standard which is fast, but, practically speaking, useless, just like I'd rather not own a DB7 Vantage when the Autoban is an ocean away.

    31. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Wavicle · · Score: 5, Informative

      The work of Liebowitz and Margolis, cited above, makes this abundantly clear.

      The study by Liebowitz and Margolis depend heavily on two assumptions:

      1) Dvorak's studies were self-serving and therefore suspicious.
      2) Strong's studies were well controlled.

      The first is kind of hard to argue, as the studies were self-serving. However, Strong's studies were NOT well controlled.

      Don't believe me? Try getting the original material of Strong's research to verify his claims. You can't. Know why? Strong destroyed the material. If Strong's studies were well controlled, why did he shred his research when people started asking about it?

      So in "researching the entire Dvorak saga", the two economists failed to even mention that Strong's research, which they use as the fundamental support of their argument, may be seriously flawed. At the very least we cannot take it at face value since we cannot analyze the data ourselves. In fact, Strong was not objective at all, from the very beginning he intended to show that any speed up with Dvorak is sufficiently small that retraining the Navy's typists would be impractical. So why did these economists overlook this fact? Well, they were themselves trying to argue that the market always picks the best solution.

      Keep this in mind when you think about window's dominance in the market, or any other product that rose to the top through whatever questionable means. The paper in which these two economists wrote about Dvorak not being better than Qwerty was actually a paper in which they were saying "The market always chooses the best option." The keyboards were just the whipping boy they chose to use.

      So which serious objective tests between the two keyboards have there been?

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    32. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The new keyboard is so much more. It plays different noises when you tap the keys, there are shortcuts that cause Disney characters to pop-up and do little dances (Firefox pop-up blocker stops them, but IE does not) and if you scratch them, the keys smell like different fruits.

      The sales potential of that beautiful keyboard are endless.

    33. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      eg, you can type typewriter with just keys on the top row (I read this was intended, for what reasons I'm not sure).
      It was a gimmick for typwriter salesmen show off with.
    34. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by memco · · Score: 1

      You know, there's always the possiblity that someone might try to punch a tsunami with a whole punch!

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    35. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all three links, the word "superior" is used. The problem is, "superior" is never defined.

      Qwerty vs. Dvorak: Is "superior" wpm, less repetitive strain injury, less jamming? What?

      VHS vs. Beta: The WSJ article mentions that VHS allowed users to tape twice as long, and thus it was "superior". From my understanding, the Beta actually had better picture and sound quality -- in part, presumably, because it taped twice as fast. To me, that was a superior product, but more users wanted the features that were offered by VHS. So, what is "superior": tape speed or picture quality?

      MacOS vs MS-DOS: *dons asbestos underwear and prepares for flaming holy war* The UI of the Mac was much more friendly. Double-clicking on something is simpler than typing "cd my\dir\here". But, as with the VHS/Beta question, consumers wanted a particular feature: lower price. Does a lower price make the old 8086s and 8088s armed with MS-DOS superior to a 68000 with MacOS? At the time, there was no choice: the Mac was "superior" by my definitions. But it seems that price is what defined superior in this example.

      Perhaps what the "debunking" of the Dvorak myth shows is that market forces choose the wrong products for the right reason. The wrong products seem to evolve into the right products, though. I can't imagine typing ctrl-x|c|v on anything but Qwerty; my VHS player has 6 heads, nicam stereo, and excellent picture quality (at least on my TV); Windows now has double-click and pretty icons, as a corrolary, Macs are now cheaper.

      I think the problem with debunking and supporting the Dvorak myth, particularly by economists, is that it emphasizes "features". These are the same guys that are running our marketing departments telling the developers "Oh, we have to have this feature!" The overall product seems to get sacrificed.

    36. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by sebster · · Score: 1

      I switched to Dvorak for fun a while back to test it's claims about speed. I type 75 WPM average on a QWERTY keyboard, and wanted to improve on that.
      I spent about 3 month typing on DVORAK before I hit the speed barrier (wasn't improving anymore), and:

      1) I was slower (50 WPM average)

      2) It really hurt my right hand, I started getting RSI like symptoms. It made me use my right pinky and ring finger too frequently too quickly in succession. With QUERTY I have the feeling that most of the typing is concentrated on the pointing in middle fingers.

      3) Programming was REALLY hopeless... All the frequently used symbols where in the most inconvenient positions.

      4) It's a REAL pain when every other computer you sit at has a different keyboard layout from the one you use, and you constantly have to switch it. This is also a pain for other people when you forget to switch it back.

      After 4 months I switched back. Took me another month to stop typing the wrong letters in QWERTY but now I'm back at my old speed and my RSI symptoms are gone again...

      Greetings,
      Seb*

      P.S.: This is not a scientific test disproving claims about DVORAK keyboards, it's just my personal experience.

    37. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Now, if this board is REALITY, and if it DOES kick some QWERTY ass, this could be a new form of...

      "Parkinson's Disease", except for the keyboard industry, if their grip is eroded...

      David Syes

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    38. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Trogre · · Score: 1

      That may be true, but I think the point is that Dvorak is more efficient. To type a few thousand words your fingers travel less kilometers with Dvorak than with Qwerty.

      This is good for saving wear and tear on fingers, which becomes increasingly important later in life.

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    39. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Sheridan · · Score: 1
      sebster wrote:
      [...]
      2) [...] With QUERTY [...]
      [...]

      Took me another month to stop typing the wrong letters in QWERTY

      Maybe you need another month back on QWERTY ;-)

    40. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      There are many situations where exaggregating your own benefit from something will increase its value for you. Pyramid and MLM schemes come to mind. But not all such situations are bad. To take a more positive example, if you were the only businessman in your country who believed that giving bribes was unacceptable, that would indeed be a very unprofitable position to hold. But you might hold it nonetheless, for idealistic reasons, if you believed the world would be better off if no one gave bribes - not an unreasonable assumption.

      (Chi tio mesagho estas skribita de esperantisto kun QWERTY-klavaro ;)

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    41. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      The aim of the QWERTY keyboard was not to slow typists down, but to separate letters that frequently occurred in pairs. The crucial point is that each typebar has to occupy exactly the same position to print a character, and this can lead to jamming as one typebar tries to rise through the space occupied by the one which is falling. So where two letters frequently occur together, such as P and H, the typebars should approach from (and therefore return in) different directions. This allows the second key to be struck before the first key has returned fully (what we who are accustomed to electronic keyboards, where every key depression merely closes a switch contact, call "rollover"): the first typebar should already have moved out of the critical zone by the time the second arrives. If this is done correctly, it actually speeds typists up since jams will naturally occur less frequently.

      Choosing a suitable arrangement must have required painstaking analysis of lists of words to determine which characters most frequently occur in pairs. And all this had to be done without the aid of a computer .....

      One error which is now obvious is that the QWERTY layout places the E typebar directly adjacent to the D typebar. My theory is that whoever came up with all the word lists forgot about the past tense altogether :) Alternatively, it could be to do with the fact that both keys are struck with the same finger; so the E typebar must have started to return before the typist can begin to depress the D key.

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    42. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When MAC announced their "I-Mini", it caught my eye. Wanting to buy/build a small computer for my already cramped breakfast bar, I started pricing out similar hardware. The results startled me. Most of the configurations I found were more than the humble US$499 of the "I-Mini", often much more. To match price I had to configure with a much bigger shuttle-style case.

      My question is this. What PCs are currently on the market to compete with this? When my wife asks for the "cute little MAC", what real computer can I buy instead?

    43. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not an urban myth. Even if it doesn't substantially increase typing speed--itself a debatable point--Dvorak most certainly helps typists avoid repetitive-stress injuries. Read some of the refutations attached to your parent.

      In light of your mistake, perhaps you'll reconsider your condescending attitude ("one or two gullible users") towards those who happen not to share your opinions, hmm? Or is that too much to hope for from a terminally pompous jackass like yourself?
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    44. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Gumph · · Score: 1

      I'd rather not own a DB7 Vantage when the Autobahn is an ocean away.
      Not to be a pedantic bugger, but this analogy is flawed. There are many other advantages to owning a DB7 (or any aston martin for that matter) that far outweigh the ability to drive fast in it. I mean it even looks like it is doing 100 when it is parked!

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    45. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Council · · Score: 1

      The problem is, nobody can think at 100 words per minute. The only person who would ever need to type that fast would probably be a professional stenographer.

      Obviously wrong, because you talk easily at 150-250 WPM, faster when excited.

      I certainly wish I could type to people faster in instant messengers. My cousin types at over 150 WPM, and sounds like a machine gun as he talks on AIM.

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    46. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by cRAPPY+kEYBOARD · · Score: 1

      you can type typewriter with just keys on the top row

      Neat, and Sad Ass with the keys of the second row ;)
      But, the last row...

    47. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by putaro · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried transcribing someone talking? I have, and it's a far cry from "written" English (if they're speaking English). Thinking "written" English at 100 WPM is pretty hard.

    48. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by brunogirin · · Score: 1

      What about AZERTY (aka French), QWERTZ (aka German) and other non-QWERTY keyboards? And what about the dual QWERTY-Arabic one I have on my desk or the dual QWERTY-Russian we have somewhere else in the office? I suspect this new design doesn't cater for any of them, in terms of available characters or ease of typing in another alphabet.

    49. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by RatRagout · · Score: 1

      Oh man, it looks like some sort of "Fisher Price - My first keyboard"

    50. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by clux · · Score: 1

      aw, that sucks. I would kill for a keyboard with the ability to recommend ancient music in the blink of an eye : )

    51. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > monks typed...
      You mean 1) "servants of god" (monks), or 2) "hairy animals related to humans" (monkeys). If 1), what monks have to do with typing? Do they have a special technique, or what?

    52. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Entrope · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Liebowitz and Margolis's articles mention other studies (by Western Electric and Oregon State University) that are in line with Strong's results but not with Dvorak's results. They mention a study by two people at the IBM Research Laboratory (and several other unidentified studies) that found no keyboard with clear advantage over QWERTY. The named studies do not appear to be online.

      The reports that Strong was biased and refused to provide his raw data come from another Dvorak disciple (Hisao Yamada), who later published other defenses of the Dvorak layout and was not above using odd analyses to interpret data as being in Dvorak's favor. Not exactly a sterling source.

      Complaining that Windows (or QWERTY) won the market instead of your favorite is petty: free markets are pretty efficient, and if the benefits were as significant as you seem to think, somebody would have switched and saved a bundle in the long run.

    53. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by bergwitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...which they were saying "The market always chooses the best option."

      Right on track you are. That's the real issue: does markets always choose the best tech? Or does tech-development follow paths which are chosen more or less accidentaly. There are stronger cases for this than the qwerty-story with a simple example's beeing the best.

      Take a hypothetical story of a 10 year-old trying to deceide whether he should buy a X-BOX or a PS2. They're at approx the same price in the shop he visits and for some reason he chooses XBOX (he likes the green X). Then his friend is also to buy a game console. If the friend buys an XBOX he could borrow games from the first buyer whereas with a PS2 he has to buy all his games himself. What kind of console will these guys' classmates probably buy? The whole class is quite soon in a lock-in on XBOX. Does this make XBOX better than PS2?

      Transfer this scenario into companies deceiding which console they should produce games for and you have a theory of economic behaviour. There are of course many more factors at work, but still there is some truth in this theory.

      Slashdotter's may also notice that Liebowitz and Margolis has some interesting claims:"The pair also take aim at the VHS-Beta story. VHS won that battle, they say, because it could tape for twice as long, something consumers clearly wanted. Similarly, they note that DOS computers caught on because they were markedly less expensive than Apple's."(from the WSJ link above)
      The availability of more videos (and porn) on the VHS format didn't affect VHS's market victory? Microsoft's market tactics had no effect on the lock-in on DOS and later Windows?

      They also argue: "What's more, while today's personal computers can easily be reprogrammed to the Dvorak layout, few people do."

      I wonder why? You may also use Firefox instead of IE, use a mail program which doesn't spread viruses as default behaviour, etc.

      So which serious objective tests between the two keyboards have there been?
      Not objective, but at least to be taken seriously.
      Anti-Dvorak Crusaders
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    54. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by ravee · · Score: 1
      Yes, Use of QWERTY layout is a mistake. But you have to concede that it is the marketing guys who rule the world. And not the engineers. If it was the other way round, then Apple would have been the most popular computer in the world and Microsoft and PC would not have reached the stage it is in now.

      By the way, have you heard of a layout called Inscript ? It is used to type indian languages like Hindi and Tamil.

      Just my 2 bits.
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    55. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complaining that Windows (or QWERTY) won the market instead of your favorite is petty: free markets are pretty efficient, and if the benefits were as significant as you seem to think, somebody would have switched and saved a bundle in the long run.

      Oh gee, after reading the arguments provided by the various experts, I still wasn't sure what to believe about the economic theories at work. Good thing I had you here to tell me which one was right!

    56. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by niall2 · · Score: 1

      Isn't this a cart before the horse solution though? If you wanted to make an efficient type writer wouldn't you have placed the hammers in positions so they would jam less often given the most efficient keyboard possible?

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    57. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i can do 90wpm on a qwerty and 150wpm on a dvorak so make your own guess as to which is faster (for me anyway)

    58. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Wow. I know almost no one reads the fucking article anymore, but now we have someone replying to a post they didn't read. *You* may be too lazy to research (although you imply that you have in the past, but are simply too lazy to replicate that research just now), but the poster you replied to was not. Any of the links provided by the person you replied to would have told you that not only are there not 'many studies' that show 'clear advantage' for Dvorak keyboards, the few that exist are all flawed. You are correct in that the keys were placed to avoid hammer jams, but what you missed is that such placement also puts letters which are commonly typed together away from each other, allowing one hand to hit one letter and the other to hit the next letter, which is more efficient and faster than using one hand to hit several letters in a row. Dvorak isn't a keyboard designed for people, it's a keyboard designed for person: Mr. Dvorak. I mean, if you like the Dvorak keyboard, fine. Just don't go claiming superiority backed by research when you've neither. Besides, I can do over 100wpm now. If *I* can manage that, I bet most people could as well, if they practiced as much as I do. I use a self-taught, non-efficient, nonstandard method of typing. Since I'm almost always composing while typing, though, I rarely even hit my modest peak speed. I don't imagine that a new keyboard layout would help, even one that gave the benefits Dvorak cultists claim.

    59. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be "the one I use more often"?

    60. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's very difficult to make up specific situations which 'prove' your claim. Not being sarcastic at all, there, nope not one bit, nuh-uh not at all. However, to your situation: few houses these days are single-console houses, so your situation breaks down. It would require an entire group of children to possess only one console apiece. That just isn't very likely. The big problem with hypothetical situations is that anyone can make them to support almost any point of view, and thus their value as evidence is very limited, especially when the situation in question ignores very basic facts (as almost all hypothical situations used in debates do, at least in my experience).

    61. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the stories/reasons that the qwerty keyboard won out over the Dvorak keyboard is because you can type the word typewriter with all the keys from the same row. It made the keyboard look easy to use...

    62. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by nanoakron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just the proof that Letterman is a turd.

      -Nano.

    63. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by dwaggie · · Score: 1

      I love when people hear / see me type and say, 'Now you're just playing with me.' and I turn the monitor so that they can see that I was actually dictating every word they said in the conversation, and most of their gestures, as well. It's a parlor trick, but typing fast can have its advantages. I can type with relatively good accuracy (I'd gauge around 85-90% accurate) at around 120wpm, just slightly slower than I talk. It makes for good, quick notes during meetings that have a web portion..

    64. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by jacoby · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is a clearn advantage to a Dvorak keyboard. I have one on my box at home. It has a clutch, making it switchable between Qwerty and Dvorak. My wife, an outstanding typist, refuses to even think about using it, thus keeping people away. Advantage: Dvorak

    65. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on track you are.

      Are you Yoda or a pirate??

    66. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by zev1983 · · Score: 1

      And while we're at it, who ever said square keys were ergonomic?

    67. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by BasilBrush · · Score: 1
      Your supposed evidence that the QWERTY story is a myth would be more convincing if it had come from historians, rather than a couple of free market tub-thumping economists, trying to disprove a unconnected modern theory. The denial sounds completely political to me.

      It just makes no sense that the letters would have been arranged as QWERTYUIOP rather than ABCDEFGHIJ, unless there was a reason for it. And the reason that's given, that it was to keep frequent letter combinations from jamming the hammers checks out.

      I believe you are the one trying to perpetuate a new myth here.

    68. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by fuzzix · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The work of Liebowitz and Margolis, cited above, makes this abundantly clear. The two economists thoroughly researched the entire Dvorak saga, and discovered that all of the things people like Trogre have heard about the Dvorak keyboard simply are not true.
      I would argue that both sides of the argument (Dvarok vs Liebowitz and Margolis) had something to gain by proving their point - Liebowitz and Margolis needed to debunk the idea that economic factors lead to random take-up of technologies regardless of quality/suitability just as much as Dvorak wanted to propagandise his new keyboard layout. It's in the interest of Liebowitz and Margolis to make economics sound good because they are... *drumroll* ...economists! You don't get priests and preachers standing up in the pulpit on Sunday encouraging open and frank discussions on the inconsistencies in biblical texts just as you don't hear your average economist debunking economic theory - they want to hang on to their jobs.

      That said, can you guess which layout I use? I hate to admit I'm wrong :-)

      In my own experience I must say I prefer Dvorak's layout - it's not perfect, but it's better. The simple idea of having the most commonly used consonants and the vowels on the home keys... why didn't that smack anybody in the face before? I didn't place my hands an the home keys when I used QWERTY - it didn't make sense to me to do so. Now I do as that's where it makes most sense for my hands to rest.

      It's not all good - typos are weird (I get a lot of mexid vewols). Configuration can be a pain (some Linux distros do NOT work well with alternative layouts). Other people's computers make you look brand new, hunting and pecking, but on the upside nobody wants to use your computer :-).

      I'll agree that it's not for everybody, but for those of you willing to put up with the slight annoyances the benefits are plain to see.
    69. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2
      Complaining that Windows (or QWERTY) won the market instead of your favorite is petty: free markets are pretty efficient, and if the benefits were as significant as you seem to think, somebody would have switched and saved a bundle in the long run.

      True enough: for what it did at the price it cost, Windows was the better choice for most people for a long time (the Macintosh was a far better machine with a far better OS, but it cost far too much at the time). And now the free market is choosing another OS: GNU/X/perl/python/BSD/Linux. This one is even better than before, at an even better price.

    70. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      SHOW ME THE PROOF!

      Funny, that's exactly the same thing I've asked every Dvorak evangelist I've ever talked to. Oddly enough, they all are fond of making the assertion that Dvorak is better than Qwerty, but none have managed to prove it yet. Like the Dvorak cultists in this thread, they all mumble about 'studies' that 'prove it' yet when you mention the studies that have actually been done, and their flawed methodologies, they just mumble about 'no, other studies' and walk off, twitching and sometimes foaming a little at the mouth. Oh. I see. Now, I'm not asserting that Qwerty is absolutely better than Dvorak. I don't know if it is or not. I just know that Dvorak hasn't been *proved* to be superior. You have to *prove* that it's superior before I have to *prove* that its superiority is a myth, since the one making the original assertion has the burden of proof. How is it intellectually honest of you to demand proof from detractors of your position when you aren't willing to provide it to support your position?

    71. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

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    72. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by pthisis · · Score: 1

      It just makes no sense that the letters would have been arranged as QWERTYUIOP rather than ABCDEFGHIJ, unless there was a reason for it. And the reason that's given, that it was to keep frequent letter combinations from jamming the hammers checks out.

      Yes, nobody denies that reason. However, the primary way to keep the hammers from jamming was to make sure that you alternated which hand was used for adjacent letters. And it turns out that alternating hands speeds up typing speed.

      Really, for all the hype about how the vowels and commonly used letters are on the home row, the primary reason that DVORAK keyboards are fast is that putting all the vowels on one hand causes you to alternate hands a lot--which is the same reason that QWERTY is fast as well.

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    73. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is refering to the eartly adopter model. Take EQ2 vs WoW in new MMORPG's. If you have one that takes an early lead then you tend to get people to keep playing the same game for years. You might pick up both but you tend to play the same game as your friends so you end up with groups desiding early which game / system they chose. This explanes why many such systems stay in place far after the inital desision has been made. You can't find a copy of WoW in stores right now but most game stores have 5 -50 (yea I found a store that had 50 EQ2 games available) but still no WoW. Which harms the growth of WoW because I can't play it so why don't they ramp up production to max capacity?

      Because people will wait to join there friends but if they had full servers and the game play sucked they would lose a lot of people to EQ2. Where now many people are waiting for WoW and will keep doing so till we can find a copy of it. It's a thery that lot's of companies seem to stick with and I think it's fairly valid.

      PS: Basic thery in the absence of a clear victor people will chose based on what there friends chose vs the minor diferences between them.

    74. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      Keep this in mind when you think about window's dominance in the market, or any other product that rose to the top through whatever questionable means. The paper in which these two economists wrote about Dvorak not being better than Qwerty was actually a paper in which they were saying "The market always chooses the best option." The keyboards were just the whipping boy they chose to use.

      The market does always choose the best option. Always. There are two flaws in your analysis:

      1) You are not considering all the costs of the Dvorak keyboard - namely the transition costs of re-learning for everyone, including myself. Are you saying things would be better if something other than the market choose what kind of keyboard I should have? Are you aware how much of the established market efficiency would be broken by the establishment of such a regime? Also, these days, the gains from such a switch would be minimal compared to the costs.

      2) In the example of Strong, it did not involve a 'market', but a government. Government results are often in contravention of market forces because they are not succeptable to all of the consequences of their decisions in a market environment.

      Not that this matters terribly - we are probably a generation away from a neural interface for keyboarding anyway.

    75. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Principal+Skinner · · Score: 1

      I am literally in agreeance with you. The important fling here is that peoples can apprehend what the other is saying. Its not worf the trial to dismiss this. Its like what these ecologists is saying, the marquee will always make the best choice. Peoples what insist to conforming so-called property uselage are waisting there time, everyone else will elect the stile of langwaje what gets there point acrost.

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    76. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by lowrydr310 · · Score: 1
      (by that I mean Dvorak, not the monstrosity cited in this article)

      What is the advantage of an alphabetical layout? At least DVORAK took efficiency into consideration placing letters commonly used in english within easy reach.

      That ridiculous product pitch also fails to mention that a standard 101-key keyboard has many practically useless keys (or at least keys we can get by without - F1-F12, number pad, window key, contextual menu key, insert, delete, home, end, pgup, pgdn, printscreen, scrolllock, pause/break).

    77. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I can't necessarily think at 100wpm (I can't type that fast either) but what I do - especially when programming - is sit and think for a minute or two, then burst into action.

      I need to communicate my thoughts into written code/prose/etc fast, before I forget them.

      Fast typists make better programmers. It's a known observed phenomenum. I don't know whether anybody's actually scientifically tested it, and it may be correlation rather than causation, but that's my experience.

      So being able to type at 80wpm allows me to take thoughts from brain to screen faster, and thus gives me more time available to do the actual thinking.

      If anything, people who are not professional stenographers need typing speed more - because they type only occasionally, they need to be able to get through the typing process swifter to free up their minds/fingers/etc for their normal activities.

      Anyway, being able to type fast gives you an immense advantage when chatting online - you can respond much more swiftly and often hold multiple concurrent conversations. Far more fun and far more interesting than being stuck in a 1 on 1 conversation.

      ~Cederic

    78. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by hawk · · Score: 1

      > No, it's just a half-truth.

      Mixed with deliberate falsehood, at that.

      There were *many* competing keyboard layouts. Fast typists were hired by the companies for travelling demonstrations to prove the superiority of their layouts, and competed with each other.

      *This* was the environment in which QWERTY defeated its competitors.

      hawk

    79. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make any sense, then, because if we're talking early adopter the only choice in the OP's hypoothetical situation would be PS2. The Xbox didn't come out until later. In any case, the whole thing I was pointing out was that hypothetical situations are no basis for valid arguments. I'm really not sure where you were going in your post with relation to that point.

    80. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Which all sounds plausible. However it doesn't explain why people who have learned Dvorak report that their typing speed improves.

    81. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Tassach · · Score: 1
      The market does always choose the best option. Always.
      The market always choses the most popular option, not the best option. Just because something is more popular does not mean it's superior. History is replete with examples of better technology being eclipsed by inferior rivals with better marketing. Betamax was techically superior to VHS, yet VHS won because of Sony's restrictive licensing policies. Amiga was years ahead of it's time, but failed in the marketplace due to the fact that Commodore was mismanaged and had a marketing department which couldn't sell life preservers to shipwreck victems.
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    82. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
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    83. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by MBraynard · · Score: 1
      You are being silly.

      It does always choose the best options - even in the examples you give. VHS was the "best" because it did not have the licensing policies. That is what made it "best." Amiga was not the best option because there was poor information on it? Or maybe its cost was out of line? You can't build a supercomputer in your basement and not tell anyone about it, and then blame the market for not choosing the "best" option.

      One of the great things about the market is we don't have armchair morons deciding what is really "best" and we can make that decision as individuals.

      If you want *real* examples of the best not being chosen, look to where there is no free market. The US Postal service, the Soviet grocery store, the French equity market, the US military's M-16, etc.

    84. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's very difficult to make up specific situations which 'prove' your claim.

      VHS vs. Betamax. VHS won because of market restrictions, not technical superiority. A specific example of the free market choosing the lesser tech.

    85. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      It depends on your definition of better. Typing speed is probably unreliable, as people will have different typing proficiency regardless of what layout they use, and I suspect that once you become really good a given layout, that will skew the results of any other layout you learn. In other words, I believe it would be very difficult to conclusively prove faster typing using a particular layout, given all of the uncontrollable variables involved.

      However, one concrete measure is finger movement distance for the same words. I have not personally done any research on this, but many other comments attached to this story indicate that, on average, Dvorak involves moving your fingers less. (And some of them have links that may point to real research. Again, I have not followed any of them.) That could translate into a real benefit for your fingers over your lifetime. Unfortunately, to do a scientific study on it, it would take near a lifetime to be able to measure the full effects on the subject group (from first learning typing at a young age, through late adulthood), and you would be dead.

      If you are the patient type, you could just trying learning and using the Dvorak layout for several months, and see if you personally like it better. After all, regardless of any studies, you would be the one doing your typing. Otherwise, just go on your merry way and forget the whole thing. Why worry about something that has no impact on your life?

      (As a disclaimer, I currently use the Qwerty layout, but this story's comments have piqued my interest enough that I may try Dvorak, to see if I like it better.)

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    86. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by RFC959 · · Score: 1

      VHS tapes ran longer than Beta tapes, which kind of puts a hole in the whole "Beta was obviously superior" meme. While no one is arguing that VHS beat Beta in every possible way, the idea that VHS was inferior in every possible way and yet was chosen - which seems to be a lot of people's argument - is ridiculous.

    87. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I can also type "bastard" with one hand on Qwerty keyboard.

      I have always found that useful when I am eating with my fingers and having IRC conversations. However, I wouldn't mind a keyboard more curse words for the right hand so I could keep my mouse hand food free and still be able to hold conversations.

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    88. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Complaining that Windows (or QWERTY) won the market instead of your favorite is petty: free markets are pretty efficient, and if the benefits were as significant as you seem to think, somebody would have switched and saved a bundle in the long run.

      um... false?

      There are many many many imperfections in markets that lead to inefficiencies, huge inefficiencies. Ever hear of "monopoly power"? "network externality"?

      Not to mention, free market theory is based on some premises that are not met by real markets. "Perfect information" mean anything to you?

      I'm a bigger believer in micro than you are because I actually learned it. Free market theory tells us how good things can be, and strategies we might employ to get there, but it never suggests that laissez faire markets are even close to free, and it shows us how far regulated markets have to go.

    89. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I was going to say that but you're quicker :)

      Plus, VHS was cheaper. That gets forgotten quite a bit as well. 'Better' doesn't always mean the same thing to everyone.

    90. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      Apparently the spacing out of the letters most likely to be hit close together means that the load balance between hands is more even with the Qwerty layout. This is a factor equal in importance with finger travel in the opinion of many experts. Basically, there are pros and cons to just about everything. I have tried the Dvorak layout (used it exclusively for about 4 months) and I switched back to Qwerty. However, I don't know if Qwerty is technically better, and I'm not sure anyone else does either. I know I prefer it and I know that I haven't seen any good research one way or the other. Some say 'Well, there's no evidence to the contrary, either'. However, I am not in the habit of believing things just because there's no proof against them. (That isn't to say I won't believe in 'likely but unproven' things, I just don't do so automatically)

    91. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by tehdaemon · · Score: 1
      "The market does always choose the best option. Always."

      Debateable, but I'll give you that for the sake of argument. But there is a big complication that you did not take into account. The market only can choose between currently available options. Future considerations are poorly if at all represented because it can not be known which options will be avaiable to choose from in the future.

      This in and of itself would not matter much - except that past choices directly influence future options.

      Take the keyboard example. The first keyboard design is always the better choice - 'cause the choice is keyboard or no keyboard. But the second choice is affected by the first keyboard. People are used to the first one, so changing to another design involves another learning curve. This extra 'cost' makes the first design the 'better' choice at that time - even if there is no real difference between the two keyboards.

      Net result is the first design wins - because it was first, not better. If the second design had been introduced first, it would have been the one chosen by the market, and this with no change in either design. The market is like evolution, it usually makes excellent decisions, but cannot be relied upon to make 'the best' ones possible.

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    92. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by BatFileInDBelfry · · Score: 1

      Why was it made in color anyway? Are they saying that business men & women who never learned to type correctly are supposed to LOOK like they never learned to type? HA, I'd never see that thing in a corporate setting. A nursery, sure... use in the workforce NO WAY. No one would buy it for adult use, not even my Grandmother who thinks computers are "cute!"

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    93. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by WaterBreath · · Score: 1
      You are not considering all the costs of the Dvorak keyboard - namely the transition costs of re-learning for everyone, including myself. Are you saying things would be better if something other than the market choose what kind of keyboard I should have?

      I think that maybe this issue is that we are at a local maximum. Dvorak may get us a bigger maximum, but we have to decrease productivity/efficiency first in order to get there. That is something the market is not good at. So we will probably stay with QWERTY keyboards until/unless someone designs something that does not require a decrease in productivity to move to.

      I wonder if this stuff is incorporated into market theory anywhere?

    94. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true by Finkbug · · Score: 1

      "could they have made that new keyboard any uglier?"

      Anyone else get a sudden craving for Skittles?

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  2. favorite keyboard by ch-chuck · · Score: 5, Interesting
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    1. Re:favorite keyboard by Deathanatos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, this wasn't your favorite keyboard?

    2. Re:favorite keyboard by Victor+Antolini · · Score: 1

      Oh no, not again!! I've seen that pic a million times! It's like the Windows source code joke all over again

    3. Re:favorite keyboard by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 2, Funny

      I've seen things that wired this into one single button for restarting a controller. Was a pretty scary thought.

      Pressing Cntl alt del is so much easier when its one button.

    4. Re:favorite keyboard by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      Very impressive DYI project. For a long time, I've wanted to hook up an LCD screen to my old Olympia so that I could enjoy the noise and sensation of the mechanical with the convenience of the electronic. But I never got around to it, owing to the daunting technical challenge. But maybe I'll get around to it now that there's tangible hope of success.

      Or, maybe not.

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    5. Re:favorite keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about this one?

  3. Product won't fly, details scarce by fname · · Score: 4, Informative

    This story needs some more details. The website is a re-hash of the press release and appears to be a naked grab to get some adsense revenue. Not to mention that details on the product itself is scarce, and it takes a lot of digging to figure out that this keyboard doesn't even have dedicated number keys. Nice idea, no story yet.

    Here's a close-up picture.

    1. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course the product won't fly. /.ers have been complaining about 1 less button on the Apple mouse. Imagine the uproar over 48 less keys on a keyboard.

    2. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only more details..
      The /. article headline claims this KB is a new standard. By what reference makes this KB design a standard?

    3. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not claimed to be a new standard - the company making it is called "New Standard Keyboards".

    4. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Besides, who's this product geared towards? Colorblind retarded children? And I thought the color scheme on games.slashdot.org was bad...

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    5. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After looking at this "new" keyboard, am I the only one to notice that there does not appear to be a del key? With most windows products since NT the ctrl-alt-del key combination is required to be able to log into the system. With this keyboard you can no longer log in.

      IMHO this makes this keyboard not only uglier then sin, but useless as well.

    6. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the picture.

      The text was even funnier: "Only half as many keys to learn". Wow. Cool. I really need that.

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    7. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Of course the product won't fly. /.ers have been complaining about 1 less button on the Apple mouse. Imagine the uproar over 48 less keys on a keyboard.
      It will probably be even greater than the uproar over your confusion between "less" and "fewer".
    8. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Zog+The+Undeniable · · Score: 1

      So why on earth would ABCDEF be any better than QWERTY? Did the ancient Romans and Greeks know anything about keyboards? At least Dvorak put some thought into the layout.

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    9. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      The lumping of various functions on to one key reminds me of the old rubber-keyed spectrum with its "CAPS SHIFT" and "SYMBOL SHIFT". You could also press both together for a further set of keys. It looks like they've gone for three different "shift" keys: numbers, capital letters and symbols.

      I personally found BASIC programming on the ZX Spectrum frustrating and time-consuming, because I could type "RESTORE" much faster than the time it took me to find it printed on the keyboard, work out which shift I was supposed to use and trigger it. I suppose you'd get used to it after a while, but I already find that my 101-key keyboard doesn't have enough keys and resort to using a "second shift key" (AltGr) on it, so cutting down the number of available keys by adding another two shift keys just seems ridiculous. If you're going to get rid of anything, get rid of the stupid "Start Menu" key: the old keyboard on my Windows box doesn't have one and yet I manage to use Ctrl+Esc just fine. Fortunately they do seem to have retained the Esc and Ctrl keys.

      Also, anyone have any idea what the two "Play" buttons and the "Fast Forward" button are for, as well as the symbol that looks a bit like a play button facing downwards?

    10. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The release date seems to be 1 April 2005. Says it all.

    11. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it made by Fisher Price? It sure appears that way.

    12. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Is it made by Fisher Price? It sure appears that way.

      It's probably designed by Fisher Price, just like the Windows XP user interface. This keyboard will be a perfect fit for Windows users.

    13. Re:Product won't fly, details scarce by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The play button facing downwards looks like the enter key and I am guessing that the play buttons are space keys, one for each thumb. However, the fast forward key has me stumped.

  4. Nevar! by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

    Ironically, the image on that page leads me to believe this keyboard is made for small children, because of the bright colors and the phrase "After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up." yeah... right, I'll always love my 101 QWERTY! So does this mean I'm on the dark side? Anyways, I dont think this will ever stick.

    1. Re:Nevar! by Rary · · Score: 1
      "Ironically, the image on that page leads me to believe this keyboard is made for small children..."

      That's probably quite intentional. They're not going to convince you or me to switch from our trusty QWERTY, but what about a whole new generation of computer users?

      Buying a computer for your kids? Get this Fisher Price-esque keyboard that's not only probably easier for them to learn to use, due to it having less keys and all, but could also help them to learn their alphabet as well, since the keys are laid out alphabetically.

      I could see elementary schools picking these up. And once kids start growing up with these keyboards, QWERTY will go the way of the DVORAK.

      Just a theory.

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    2. Re:Nevar! by HuckleCom · · Score: 0

      Give a dying man some hope! ;_;

    3. Re:Nevar! by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they tried that with the Metric System, too. We see how well *that* caught on State-side.

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  5. The QWERTY Rumor by ewithrow · · Score: 5, Informative

    From http://www.chicagologic.com/QWERTYrumor.htm --

    A long-lived rumor is that typewriter inventor Christopher Sholes arranged the letters in the QWERTY layout to slow down the typist.

    If this were true, he would have located popular letters such as "A" and "S" at the far corners of the keyboard and located unpopular letters like "Q", "Z", and "X" under your fingertips, right where you don't need them. Looking at the PC (QWERTY) keyboard shows us that, in fact, the opposite is true.

    What really happened was Mr. Sholes varied from his original alphabetic layout* when he placed commonly used pairs of letters such as "sh", "ck", "th", "pr", etc. on alternating sides of the keyboard to reduce jamming of the typewriter's swing-arms.

    This design change actually had the bonus effect of speeding up typing by letting the user alternate hands more often - think drum roll.

    A 1953 U.S. General Services Administration study of the QWERTY keyboard and it's only serious challenger, the DVORAK keyboard, found no appreciable typing speed difference between the two keyboards. Fingers travel less distance on the DVORAK layout, but additional alternating-hand keystrokes speed up the QWERTY layout. The result - a draw.

    The fact is, QWERTY works and it works quite well.

    * You can see remnants of Mr. Sholes original alphabetic layout in the QWERTY layout, namely the keys "FGHJKL".

    1. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by alaivfc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why is it then that the world's fastest typists' use DVORAK? For instance: http://sominfo.syr.edu/facstaff/dvorak/blackburn.h tml

      Plus, this post misses one of the key advantages of DVORAK: It reduces the various hand/arm injuries typing causes because you don't have to move your fingers as far.

      Have you ever tried typing DVORAK? You'll quickly realize that its much, much easier on the hands.

    2. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by IO+ERROR · · Score: 2, Interesting
      QWERTY is also the cause of these pains in my left hand.

      And here is some nice debunking of other myths about Dvorak, including that GSA study you cited.

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    3. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by trh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Read this article (specifically, looking at the graphs) before you say anything. Then, determine if "... additional alternating-hand keystrokes speed up the QWERTY layout." I think you'll find that this is simply not the case. Once I show people this article and specifically, the charts, they know why I use Dvorak...

      http://infohost.nmt.edu/~shipman/ergo/parkinson. ht ml

    4. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by pHatidic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes the submitter definetly fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. Not only is what what he said about QWERTY wrong, but he gives no reason for why to use the new keyboard over Dvorak. I have been using Dvorak for years now and would never go back, let alone try some shitty patented keyboard designed for hunt-n-peck folks.

    5. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by elmegil · · Score: 1

      It probably depends on what types of dexterity you're good at. If rolling all the fingers on one hand goes faster for you, and gets you reliable results, it'll go faster than alternating. For me, alternating works extremely well and even gives me some tactile feedback (without looking) for when I've made typos.

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    6. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Then, determine if "... additional alternating-hand keystrokes speed up the QWERTY layout."

      That analogy is equally as valid as claiming that because cars are slower than airplanes, they're slower than horses too.

      If you read the comparison again, it was simply stating that Qwerty is faster than ALPHABETIC layouts, which is obviously true. At the time qwerty was invented, there was no dvorak, and the competitors were no better (and usually tremendously worse, like ABCDEF)

    7. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What utter bullshit - I know some pretty damn fast commint people - they get no recognition, but they sure as hell can copy down crud as fast as the 'targets' can speak. Often they do much of the translation on the fly. Your linked secretary is mere party trickery. :-)

      Worlds best typist - that's like trying to quantify the longest unbroken length of crap from someone's arse.

    8. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      A video game my wife and I play on the PS2 (Frequency) involves basically hitting the correct "notes" on-screen with one of three buttons. The default arrangement is to use the top three buttons under the right hand thumb, but the manual points out that one will get much better speed by using the L1, R1 and R2 buttons instead, allowing the use of both hands and three fingers instead of just one.

      Its amazing how much of a speed difference is achieved by allowing your one hand to get ready for the next thing to do while the previous finishes what its doing.

      Think of RAID-0 vs. single-drive under optimal conditions.

      Mind you, I type at well over 100 wpm, so I'm strange perhaps.

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    9. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Jerf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The fact is, QWERTY works and it works quite well.

      Yes it does.

      That would be its primary problem.

      There is nothing like trying to get people out of a local opitma, even if it is sending them towards disaster. It's like trying to quit smoking; you know it will lead to a better life, but the current cost of a cigarette is so minimal, and the current pleasure of it so high.

      QWERTY won't kill your hand in ten minutes or ten days. More like ten years. For some people, maybe even never. But for others, much sooner. I for one would prefer to never get RSI, and I decided after I experienced what turned out to be a false alarm that I never wanted to experience the real thing. Unfortunately, no science has been done in this domain to my knowledge so we are on our own with anecdotes. I note, however, that while I have heard many "I switched from QWERTY to DVORAK and my pain got better" stories, I have never heard an "I switched to DVORAK and my pain got worse until I went back to QWERTY". (People with that story are invited to comment and tell it, please!)

      DVORAK probably isn't an answer to all the problems, but it helps a lot. You really do move your hands a lot less. As a secondary result, you will also find yourself actually touchtyping; all my life my hands were always wandering with QWERTY, now they don't, because they don't have to; wandering hands always "wander" into sub-optimal positions, which if you think about it ought to be a characteristic of a properly designed keyboard layout.

      It's also about the only ergonomic thing you can do to a laptop.

      For most of us non-competitive typer types, i.e., probably all but maybe one person reading this post, speed isn't a reason to move to Dvorak. But comfort is. This is so much nicer; the gain-per-minute is small, but I still plan to put a lot more minutes in front of a keyboard.

    10. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by elmegil · · Score: 1

      That's what I get for misinterpreting what article you're talking about. Clearly Dvorak alternates better than Qwerty. Unfortunately, 23 years of touch typing is not going to be overcome by logic, because my fingers do the typing rather than my brain at this point. I'll keep Dvorak in mind when teaching my kids....

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    11. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Domini · · Score: 1

      It was to slow down the typist, not bring them to a dead halt! :P

      But to slow them down (even so slightly) nonetheless.

      I tried Dvorak for a bit once, and found it to be quite easy to learn (easier than Qwerty), but had the problem that not all OSes had the ability to switch to Dvorak effeciently... thus I would be lost if I had to work in a team (read: pair programming) (Although I *could* carry around my own USB keyboard... and plug it in as addition to the current one if needed...)

      But alas, this will go the route of:
      VHS vs Betamax
      IBM vs Amiga
      USB vs Firewire
      Bush vs Kerry *duck*

      Hehe... people like something they can spell (short words?)... and Dvorak is not easy to type on a Dvorak keyboard...

      Dito for this new fangled invention. (Besides, aren't the vi movement keys (hjkl) hard-coded?) -grin-

    12. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      When using a manual typewriter, having the most often used keys under the left hand is more efficient. The right hand is used to do a carriage return and has to be lifted off the keyboard and back down. By having the common letters under the left hand, the typist can continue to type with the left while the right is reaching up to move the carriage back, and then returning to the keyboard. Those few extra letters per line add up over a page.

      Of course, electric typewriters and keyboards don't have that issue.

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    13. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by adam31 · · Score: 1
      People always use speed as the metric to compare the layouts, and that's just not very useful. I use Dvorak, even though I don't feel appreciably faster than when I type qwerty... for me it's all about comfort.

      Dvorak incorporates a number of features that make it more comfortable. Besides a wise choice of keys to include in the home row, the position is very important. Common key combinations generally either go outside-in (like strumming your fingers), or are typed by non-adjacent fingers.

      The big problem is also words that are typed mostly with one hand, which QWERTY is really bad about. T-R-E-A-D-S-C ... it's a Wheel-of-Fortune finalist's wet dream. And who thought to put j,k, and ; on prime real-estate?

      It's elementary... QWERTY is a very fatiguing keyboard layout for your wrists; even if you keep those particular muscles in pretty good shape already.

    14. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by 808140 · · Score: 1

      The truth is, most Dvorak typists did not learn to type with a Dvorak keyboard. I myself originally typed on a QWERTY keyboard, and like most geeks, I typed very fast (> 90 wpm). I switched to Dvorak very much for the geek factor: a hacker whom I respected had made the switch, and I sought to emulate him.

      It did not take long to regain my previous typing speed... perhaps 2 months. But that previous typing speed was pretty fast; within two weeks I was typing a very acceptable 40wpm. YMMV -- I'm a geek and I type a lot, so perhaps that forced practice decreased the time to switch for me. FWIW, I did use a typing tutor, but it was designed for QWERTY, and so I'm not actually sure it was all that good for my typing form -- even now, I notice that my hands don't exactly hover over the home row like they're supposed to. I feel this is more a result of the keyboard I use at work not being ergonometric and my hands being rather large.

      Nowadays, I can type as fast as 110 wpm, though I don't usually push myself too much. But there are a few things I can tell you. While my speed hasn't increased substantially, my level of comfort has. Further, I am much, much more accurate than I used to be -- I don't really typo frequently at all.

      Learning Dvorak was very easy for me, a seasoned QWERTY touch typist. I didn't forget my QWERTY skills either, although admittedly I did slow down substantially -- I don't think I type more than 40wpm on QWERTY now, although if I'm forced to use it for very long I speed up quite a bit.

      Emacs and vi were a little bit of a pain, but actually not much of a pain, to be honest. I'm very fast in both now, to the point where I can't operate either easily with a QWERTY keyboard. But then I've been using Dvorak exclusively for nearly a decade now.

      Give it a go. Your arthritic joints (you'll have em when you're older, we all will) will thank you.

    15. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      A 1953 U.S. General Services Administration study of the QWERTY keyboard and it's only serious challenger, the DVORAK keyboard, found no appreciable typing speed difference between the two keyboards.

      Can you find that data used to back up this study?

      Oh that's right. You can't. The study was run by Dr. Earl Strong, and he destroyed all his data before others could analyze it. Analysis done based on responses to surveys of people involved in the study turned up numerous problems in the study. But we can't investigate further because Dr. Strong DESTROYED HIS DATA. Dr. Strong displayed his objectivity by attacking the Dvorak, and his keyboard before he had even started any studies.

      Was there another GSA study that has the integrity of a proper scientific study? Because the one everyone pins their hat on has none.

      I find additionally suspicious that the world's fastest typist uses Dvorak's keyboard layout. Hardly a draw.

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    16. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by kudos200 · · Score: 1

      you're simply wrong. the dvorak keyboard was designed to have as much alternating hand keystrokes as possible. just putting the vowels on the left side probably does it more than qwerty, but the rest of the keyboard was designed with that in mind as well. you're simply wrong. if you don't believe me, copy some text into http://www.acm.vt.edu/~jmaxwell/dvorak/comparePage .html and see the results.

      oh, and by the way, i typed this in dvorak.

    17. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by spitzak · · Score: 1

      You used your left hand to return the carriage. The carraige moved to the left (because the letters were being printed further and further right on the page). To return it there was a big lever on the left side which you used your left hand to push the carraige back to the right. If the lever was on the right you would have to pull it which would be much harder.

    18. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worlds best typist - that's like trying to quantify the longest unbroken length of crap from someone's arse.

      So, how long was your post?

    19. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Funny

      Opps...never mind....i guess when one hasn't used one for 20 or so years it's easy to get confused. Either that or the mind just goes ....

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    20. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by GlenRaphael · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Have you ever tried typing DVORAK? You'll quickly realize that its much, much easier on the hands.

      I tried typing Dvorak. Used a typing tutor, remapped my keyboard at work and home, the whole works. After a few months, I was still slower and making more errors on dvorak than I had been on qwerty. And I couldn't use vi productively. I gave up and went back to qwerty.

      The main way dvorak was "easier on the hands" for me was that it forced me to type slower. Other than that, I didn't really notice a difference.

      I suspect 90% of the gain for people who notice a gain is that switching layouts forces them to train to a degree they hadn't recently (or perhaps ever) done and to pay more attention to their typing and hand position.

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    21. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      I suspect 90% of the gain for people who notice a gain is that switching layouts forces them to train to a degree they hadn't recently (or perhaps ever) done and to pay more attention to their typing and hand position.

      I suspect that the fact that hands move a lot more with QWERTY has some effect. The required hand motions can be calculated from the layout of keys.

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    22. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      what if you're mainly writing another language than english? or have to go between two?

      anyhow.. CAN we have reliable data about how much using the normal keyboards of today destroy your wrists in 20-30 years? not really, the keyboards are pretty different in feel from what they were 20 years back... and a LOT of the 'curing' effects of switching to dvorak may just well be about changing to something *different* every now and then - were we using dvorak mainly somebody would be preaching about how switching to qwerty cured them.

      actually touchtyping??? WHAT? that's the stupidest reason ever to switch to dvorak, well, if it helps you then why not.. but crap, you can learn to touchtype with qwerty pretty easily.

      why would your hands 'wander' with qwerty, short fingers or what? you mean you don't go back to the marked f and j buttons after a word? would be pretty hard to touchtype if you didn't return the fingers back to the default position(wandering hands?).

      were 50% of computers dvorak and the other fifty qwerty.. man what hell that would be - no guaranteed touchtyping at the library unless you knew both layouts.

      good position, good chair, good placement of the keyboard.. are all much more important.

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    23. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      The fact is, QWERTY works and it works quite well.


      Indeed.. I failed typing class miserably, back in 1974 because being class clown was much more fun than typing. And that was on a real typewriter with blank keys. Computers weren't available then to anyone other than banks, labs, etc..

      When I did gain access to computers just a few years later in high school they were 10cps TTY terminals running on a baudot dialup, I taught myself to type.

      Now, I can sustain 50+ wpm all day long with a very low error rate. And after a pot of coffee in the morning or a few Red Bulls, I can burst out around 80 wpm for an hour or two.

      I tried one of those natural keyboards for a few years and it was pretty decent, I think I may have even picked up a few wpm. But I've gone back to the "old fashioned" straight type.

      But to say the qwerty keyboard is not a good design is poop. It's just that a LOT of people are not qualified to operate a pencil sharpener, you know the sort, the two finger hunt-n-peck people. God how I hate to go in somewhere and have to wait for someone to type something up like that. I can type an entire page in the time they take to type a single line.

      On a related note, sort of, when my son was in high school he had to take "Keyboarding"..
      Not "Typing" but "Keyboarding"...
      We went around and around over that, I argued with my son over the terminology, I complained to the school that it was ignorant of them to use that term as the name of a class.
      You do not "keyboard" a document, you TYPE a document. You go to class to learn to TYPE, not to "keyboard".. And the class taught nothing at all about computers or any particular programs, it was a typing class using some generic learn-to-type software, not word processors.

      God I hate the ignorance of people..

    24. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by -brazil- · · Score: 1
      Was there another GSA study that has the integrity of a proper scientific study? Because the one everyone pins their hat on has none.


      What about the 1952 Australian post office study, the 1973 Western Electric study, or the 1978 Oregon State University one, ALL of which showed no significant differences in typing speed between the layouts.


      I find additionally suspicious that the world's fastest typist uses Dvorak's keyboard layout. Hardly a draw.


      Hardly evidence for anything whatsoever.

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    25. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by mrsbrisby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      _I_ use QWERTY to avoid hand/wrist pains.

      I am a capable DVORAK typist (0%err.approx. 45-55 wpm), and an excellent QWERTY typist (0%err.approx. 80-95 wpm).

      I also suffer from incredible wrist and forearm pains from typing too long (or too fast).

      Other hackers should be able to attest to this: under a good hacking session, that "0% error approximate" typing rate can go up quite a bit. I've had bursts of 5-12 minutes of well over 120wpm, with zero error.

      I try and minimize those moments (when I notice they are happening) because it usually means my forearms are about to swell up and my wrists are about to stop responding without severe pains.

      At first, when I was learning DVORAK I never had any pains- but I assumed this was because of the low typing speed, and in a way, I was right.

      As I started picking up speed (and entering hack-mode in DVORAK), I noticed the pains coming. But even while barely reaching 45wpm in DVORAK, it was still hurting in about the same amount of time as my 85wpm QWERTY.

      You see, when typing DVORAK, my hands certainly don't do much travelling, but I end up with enormous bias- using my left hand for several characters in a row, then getting a single right-hand key, before going back to the left hand. This lack of hand-travel definately contributed to learning how to type DVORAK very quickly.

      When using QWERTY, on the other hand, my hands do MORE travelling (more still because of vi's escape-key fetish) but I find I'm using both hands more evenly. I've noticed that hand travel (however) doesn't stop my typing; i.e. my left hand will travel while my right is still typing.

      Some say I can improve my DVORAK speed, and surely I know many folks that say their highest DVORAK speed is higher than their highest QWERTY speed. I also know of many more who haven't found any discernable difference in "top speed".

      But note that I'm deliberately keeping my QWERTY speed down, as going MUCH too fast accelerates the pains.

      Since DVORAK "hurts" at 50wpm where QWERTY "hurts" at 90wpm, I think it's easy to see why I use QWERTY to avoid hand/wrist pains.

    26. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by nilesh_tms · · Score: 1

      QWERTY won't kill your hand in ten minutes or ten days. More like ten years. For some people, maybe even never. But for others, much sooner. I for one would prefer to never get RSI, and I decided after I experienced what turned out to be a false alarm that I never wanted to experience the real thing. Unfortunately, no science has been done in this domain to my knowledge so we are on our own with anecdotes.

      Please don't spread misinformation about how typing causes "repetitive strain injury." "RSI" is essentially a psychosomatic problem. By spreading the idea that using a keyboard can hurt your hands, you are helping cause it. For starters, read this document. Do a Google search with the terms Sarno and TMS. Then read the book "The Mindbody Prescription" by John E. Sarno.

      I suffered for over one and half years and was not working during that time until I realized that the true cause of my symptoms originated psychologically. After that realization the pain simply went away and I went back to my normal activities. Don't buy into the misinformation that exists out there. There is plenty of it out there, it will screw your head up if you believe it. My physician was even very skeptical about the existance of "RSI" and he ended up being right.

      I say forget about ergonomics. Type on whatever you feel comfortable in whatever setup you feel comfortable for as long as you want to without breaks. That's what I do. But don't take my word for it, read up on what Sarno has written and you will get a better understanding of why ergonomics doesn't matter so much and you should never fear typing on a keyboard. Just don't worry about it is all I'm saying, that is the most important thing.

    27. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by DragonGolem · · Score: 2, Informative

      DVORAK probably isn't an answer to all the problems, but it helps a lot. You really do move your hands a lot less.

      Agreed.

      After seeing all the rumors, counter-rumors etc. about Dvorak being faster, I tried it for myself. After about 5 months of not-really-intensive training (an hour a day or less), I'm at about 90% of my original QWERTY top speed, with very small improvements suggesting I might top out at 100% or maybe a little faster. Switching back and forth at will is not a problem.

      But the real benefit is less wasted movement. That part has never been disputed, and it translates directly to greater comfort.

      To the grandparent post, having letter combinations like "sh", "th", "wh", "ou", etc on alternating hands (as they are in QWERTY) is fast, but I would argue that having them on the same hand as in a 'strumming' pattern (as they are in Dvorak) is possibly even faster, and can be done with about the least hand movement you can imagine.

      The only real complaint I have with Dvorak is how much it is NOT suited to coding. Most of the symbols, e.g. []{}=\/+<> have all been rearranged and some have been placed even farther out of the way. And of course the standard keyboard shortcuts, but that has been addressed in other posts.

    28. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by alexq · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I know I have an unpopular and unusual opinion on this, but I also believe there is something to be said for it..

      I never learned to touch-type properly - but I have been typing since I was about 5 years old (it's been decades since then). I can touch type now - but my "home configuration" has nothing to do with the traditional home rows - which I honestly do believe are ergonomically bad in design. The "home position" of my hands actually looks a lot like the position they would be in on an ergonomic keyboard -- slightly rotated.

      (This means my gibberish doesn't look like adjlfhdlsfjl.. It looks like sdaopmeqcqwmwq)

      If I try, I can touch-type over 100 words per minute (never timed it accurately), which is not a bad rate..

      I'm not sure if I am an exception rather than a potential rule - being a musician, I am used to having my hands/fingers be somewhere very quickly without looking - but there is very little hand movement as I'm typing this.

      Anyway, what I am suggesting is that perhaps the qwerty layout isn't at fault - that maybe it's the way we are taught to use it.

      (Incidentally, I liked the post above mine, somewhere, about the alternating-hand advantage of qwerty... )

    29. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by ion_ · · Score: 1

      This design change actually had the bonus effect of speeding up typing by letting the user alternate hands more often - think drum roll.

      <nitpick>Actually, to do a really fast drumroll, a drummer hits the drum twice with one stick, then twice with the other. She utilizes the fact that the stick bounces back from the drum after a hit.</nitpick>

      Naturally it speeds up typing if you're able to alternate hands oftenly, but i'd say the situation is optimal if you can type about two successive letters with one hand's separate fingers before switching to the other hand. You can press both of them easily with a single 'hit' (QWERTY examples: the 'as' in 'slashdot' and the 'nu' in 'gnu').

    30. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by Raunch · · Score: 1

      I have never heard an "I switched to DVORAK and my pain got worse until I went back to QWERTY". (People with that story are invited to comment and tell it, please!)

      http://it.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=137187&cid= 11464799

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    31. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Its interesting. I had some RSI starting, so I used a natural keyboard for a while, then I switched to laptops. I keep my wrists straight, which means they come in angled, but I have my chair slightly lower so that my fingers are naturally higher, and they arch down more (think traditional pianist). This lets me bend my fingers slightly differently, and they all end up on the home row with little or no tension in them.

      It does mean that I use slightly different fingering for some words - I wouldn't use the same fingers for e and d for example (middle for e, pointing for d), so a previous post made me have to think about it. But it works well for me, and I can type pretty quickly using this technique with no pain.

      More than anything else, the key for me is ubiquity. QWERTY layouts are everywhere. For the same reason that I eventually uninstalled Norton Desktop and went back to Program Manager in the 3.1 days, I'll stick to the traditional layout: I want to be able to type what I want, wherever I happen to be, with a fairly good chance of being comfortable doing it.

      And that, I'm afraid, means a QWERTY layout. Like SMTP, the fact that its everywhere (at least in English speaking countries) outweighs almost all other potential gains.

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    32. Re: The QWERTY Rumor by BobNET · · Score: 1

      Anyway, what I am suggesting is that perhaps the qwerty layout isn't at fault - that maybe it's the way we are taught to use it.

      I agree; I type with my wrists straight but without a "home position" -- my fingers just hover over the keys I've just typed (or am about to type). I've never timed my speed, though (someday I should do that).

      I do use a wrist pad, not to minimize stress injuries, but to prevent my wrists from scraping the edge of the desk. This of course raises my hands above the board slightly.

      I admit I could be an exception as well, but for what it's worth, I've only known one person who has ever had a repetitive stress injury, and that was from a part time job gutting turkeys...

  6. Origins of the new keyboard by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 5, Funny

    The new keyboard layout was designed such that computer salesmen of poor typing skills could type TUBGIRL with one hand, all along the same row of letters.

    Unfortunately this did not stop the keys getting sticky.

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    1. Re:Origins of the new keyboard by commander_line · · Score: 0

      AHHH! Never ever go to www.tubgirl.com! Damn, and I was about to have good dreams about my first kiss with the girl I love that happened today. Now, I don't want to go to bed.

    2. Re:Origins of the new keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would tubgirl make the keys sticky?

  7. Difficulty of change by Staplerh · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The problem with new keyboards is the pervasiveness of the QWERTY system. One has to run a cost/benefit analysis of replacing QWERTY keyboards - be it with the DVORAK or this new alphabetical version. Many computer users are experts with the QWERTY layout, and can have a high amount of wpm (words per minute). Perhaps, if one switches, the benefit will result in a higher wpm achieved - but there will be quite the learning curve.

    You'd have to institute it with people starting to use computers, because it'd be organizational suicide to replace QWERTY w/ DVORAK/alphabetical due to the steep learning curve and the resistance to change.

    Personally, I'm great with a QWERTY keyboard, even knowing that it is designed to be an inefficient system and would never change to an alphanumerical keyboard, despite the ultimate benefits. Shortsighted perhaps, but I don't see the benefit to the steep learning curve. I'm willing to bet that many organizations won't be willing to make that step either.

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    1. Re:Difficulty of change by IO+ERROR · · Score: 1

      It takes about a month to retrain, and employers can easily recoup this cost in fewer workers compensation and health insurance claims.

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    2. Re:Difficulty of change by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the 1940's, the US Navy studied the cost of switching to Dvorak and found that it could be made up quite quickly. I use Dvorak myself, and it only took me about two weeks to switch from Qwerty to Dvorak and get mystelf up to decent typing speed. It really does not take long to learn a new layout. You should try it.

    3. Re:Difficulty of change by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To replace the QWERTY keyboard, one must offer something not only substantially better, but substantially better by an order of magnitude. Voice input might be it, once it's faster and all of the bugs are ironed out. Thought input might be faster still. You could also just moniter the nerves in a particular complex, like the inpulses through the arms to the fingers, and register that. All of these would be an order of magnitude faster, and perhaps more intuitive.

      Just another keyboard layout, however, won't cut it. I learned Dvorak in college, and actually got as good typing Dvorak as I had been typing Qwerty. However, no matter where I went I was constantly running into Qwerty keyboards, and while I was learning Dvorak my Qwerty speeds went down significantly. Even if I could master Dvorak, it would bring my overall average typing speed down because everyone has a Qwerty. I switched back, and my typing speeds went back up.

      Offer a truly revolutionary interface paradigm, or give up your illusions about changing the world.

    4. Re:Difficulty of change by notsoclever · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tried switching to Dvorak a few years ago to help with my carpal tunnel. It just gave me headaches to have to keep on remapping my brain (particularly when using other peoples' keyboards), and as soon as I got up to 35WPM or so my wrist pains just came back anyway.

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    5. Re:Difficulty of change by zhiwenchong · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The other problem with switching over to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't so convenient anymore.
      Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V (or Cmd-C Cmd-V).

      Most shortcuts are hard coded for QWERTY and would not make sense on a keyboard layout that is radically different from it.

    6. Re:Difficulty of change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meanwhile, employers resist changing their version of Windows because it would cause 1 day of retraining, and you just completely made up that bit about insurance.

    7. Re:Difficulty of change by menscher · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I considered a switch to dvorak back in college. I actually got to the point where I could type without looking at the keys, and was doing maybe 10 wpm (which sucks, but it's over the hump of the learning curve). Then I realized that it completely broke may things, like the ctrl-c, ctrl-v thing, or the placement of j and k for scrolling in vi. As it turns out, the querty format has strongly influenced the design of many software products. It just isn't worth it to switch anymore.

    8. Re:Difficulty of change by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      I experimented with switching over back in my Apple //c days, since it had the nifty QWERTY/DVORAK switch. As a hunt-and-peck typist at the time I found both equally slow, but I stuck with QWERTY since it was the layout on everything I had used before and since. I've never really seen DVORAK implemented anywhere else.

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    9. Re:Difficulty of change by pHDNgell · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V (or Cmd-C Cmd-V).

      OS X comes with a dvorak mapping that switches to a qwerty mapping when you hit the command key.

      Doesn't help me too much in vi (where I spend most of my time).

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    10. Re:Difficulty of change by agusus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not as hard to switch as you think. (on an individual basis; yes, a whole organization would be hard, and stupid).

      I learned dvorak over the summer a few years ago, and was up to 30-40 wpm after a week, and at 60-70 within a month (and that's more than enough to do your work efficiently). After a couple more months I was back at ~80-90.

      I don't know if qwerty vs dvorak has a speed difference, and it really doesn't matter. I switched to dvorak because my fingers travel noticeably less, and this seems to have helped reduce cramping and tendonitis that I used to get.

    11. Re:Difficulty of change by lakiolen · · Score: 1

      Windows (at least XP) has the language bar which will let you set different keyboard layouts for different windows and quickly switch between them. There are also programs out there, if not in XP itself that will let you use the same positions for shortcut combinations, it just happens to be a different letter (not that there was a one-to-one correspondence between leter and action in the first place).

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    12. Re:Difficulty of change by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Funny

      The other problem with switching over to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't so convenient anymore.

      Just use Emacs. Sure some keyboard shortcuts will be harder to reach, but some will be easier to reach. By using every possible key combination for something Emacs ensures that you're no worse off no matter what keyboard layout you choose.

      Jedidiah.

    13. Re:Difficulty of change by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Voice input might be it, once it's faster and all of the bugs are ironed out.

      Do you speak 100 wpm? That's what I can easily do on a keyboard.

      For me, for most tasks, the body/keyboard interface is not the bottleneck. The brain is a bottleneck: When coding, when composing, or when entering many commands.

    14. Re:Difficulty of change by doj8 · · Score: 1
      Do you speak 100 wpm? That's what I can easily do on a keyboard.

      Then you type s-l-o-w-e-r than spoken language.

      "The normal English speaking rate is between 130-200 words per minute (wpm).
      Reference: http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview?id=11 2576

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    15. Re:Difficulty of change by mystran · · Score: 1
      Personally I think I've capped my writing speed with QWERTY already. In fact, the problem with my typing has nothing to do with the speed of hitting keys. If we measure the number of characters one can type while manually copying text, then yeah, you get speedups by training more and more, and here you can get some benefit by trying to find a faster layout.

      But I already write faster when copying than I write new text. I'm not even a fast typer, just about average (although I can write code heavy on symbols almost as fast as regular text, which probably isn't average except here). So my hypothesis is that the true limit of my writing speed isn't in my ability to handle the keyboard. Instead, I find it much more likely that the true limit is the following pipeline:

      1. Think of what you are going to write.
      2. Convert the idea into words.
      3. Convert the words into series of letters.
      4. Convert the letters into series of positions.

      Really, only after you have a series of positions, is it up to fingers to move there, and that part doesn't take much time. In fact, even converting the series of letters into positions isn't bad. I believe it's the first three that take most of the time.

      Besides, look at your keyboard. Like somebody quoted above, QWERTY isn't really as slow as most people seem to think.

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    16. Re:Difficulty of change by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      My sister, a newspaper journalist, switched to Dvorak years ago after being diagnosed with carpal tunnel. She can't type as fast as she used to, but she swears up and down typing in Dvorak is much less painful than QWERTY. Could be the placebo effect, could be that statistically, your fingers don't travel as much when you type with Dvorak.

      I dunno, I grew up typing in both (Dvorak at home, QWERTY at school) and I can type just as fast in both.

    17. Re:Difficulty of change by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you ever heard of "Put That There?" It was a project at the Media Lab back in, I guess, the 80s that combined voice recognition with a gestural interface. The origin of the name should be obvious: The system's killer demo involved a guy sitting in front of a screen, pointing to a thing, saying "Put that," then pointing somewhere else and saying "there."

      At the time, the system was slow and primitive, but more importantly it was big. It had a big-ass projection screen and multiple cameras, and I think the operator had to wear a glove. Very impractical.

      Ironically, today we have basically everything we need to make a system like "Put That There" work. If you've got a Mac with an iSight camera, all you really need to add is software.

      Anybody seen ToySight? We're already there. We just need to tweak the software a little bit.

      Of course, something like "Put That There" would not be useful for actual input. Natural language recognition is a neat idea, but there are some very good arguments that imply that it'll never be good enough to supplant typing. So who the heck knows.

    18. Re:Difficulty of change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People speak faster than 100wpm. Wouldn't you then be limited by your hands?

    19. Re:Difficulty of change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Voice input might be it, once it's faster and all of the bugs are ironed out.

      As a Perl programmer, I find the prospect of voice input... unsettling.

    20. Re:Difficulty of change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use dvorak, and the shortcut problem isn't actually a problem for me. Firstly, I use ctrl+insert, shift+insert for copy & paste, but for other shortcut keys, I just use two hands (so hitting Ctrl+z is a lot like hitting shift+z)

    21. Re:Difficulty of change by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm great with a QWERTY keyboard, even knowing that it is designed to be an inefficient system and would never change to an alphanumerical keyboard, despite the ultimate benefits.

      The alphabetic keyboard has come and gone multiple times already. I know it was a contender when QWERTY came out, but QWERTY won cause it jammed less, but then I seem to remember it resurfacing (or perhaps it never really left) when DVORAK proposed his keyboard. That leaves me to question: this guy got a patent for his keyboard in the US and UK. What did he patent? The color scheme? This really seems like an old and failed idea...

    22. Re:Difficulty of change by jonoton · · Score: 1

      If you're going to switch to a voice input system you'd need to do a study of the murder/suicide rates in cubeland....

      I'm sure there's a Dilbert about this!

    23. Re:Difficulty of change by dasunt · · Score: 1

      "The normal English speaking rate is between 130-200 words per minute (wpm).

      My bad. :( OTOH, when composing or coding, is your output 100 wpm? Perhaps when writing fiction, but I doubt it coding.

    24. Re:Difficulty of change by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Voice input might be it, once it's faster and all of the bugs are ironed out.
      Leaving aside how bloody noisy, I suggest you ask someone (such as a teacher or actor) just how hard it is to speak clearly for several hours a day. It may get rid of carpal tunnel syndrome, only to to replace it with some other ailment - viavoice voicebox, perhaps?
      And faster? I doubt it could ever go faster than people can speak. By people I mean people who aren't horse racing commentators.
      Offer a truly revolutionary interface paradigm
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    25. Re:Difficulty of change by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      The main thing that keeps me from learning Dvorak is that the rest of the world uses QWERTY. Unfortunately, I'm forced to use other people's computers quite regularly and they already annoy me enough ("WINDOWS IS HIDING YOUR ICONS!! HAHAHAHAHA!") without me having to use a completely different keyboard layout every time I sit in a different seat.

      The same works the other way. Certain categories of "other people", such as universities and companies, can't change their computers to which multiple users have access because most users expect QWERTY. My university actually has things set up so that you can use Windows' little keyboard switcher to select the Dvorak layout, but you'd better know it pretty well because the printed keycaps on the keyboard are still QWERTY! ;)

    26. Re:Difficulty of change by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      a month? I switch between qwerty and azerty all the time, what makes dvorak so different that you have to spend an entire month learning it?

    27. Re:Difficulty of change by Thomas+Miconi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thought input might be faster still.

      Dear sir, after our recent discussion I am writing to you to tell you that you are a complete moron wait no that's not what I meant wait stop it suptid machine stop it now sob why am I not a train driver mommy mommy sob

      Thomas-

    28. Re:Difficulty of change by wagemonkey · · Score: 1
      That's one of the problems in how most people type - and how I used to do it. Stretching to do something like Ctrl-Y with one hand isn't good for your hands, it's a lot easier on your body to use one hand for each key, on a qwerty keyboard I use my left hand for Ctrl and my right for Y. As I always have both hands on the keyboard anyway it's no problem.
      Similarly I remap the right 'AltGr' key to be a clone of the left Alt key to allow the same there.
      I still sometimes use the same hand for Ctrl-C,Ctrl-X etc. but no long stretches (unless I have a sandwich in the other).

      The best thing I ever did was move to an 'ergonomic' keeyboard - an orginal MS Natural in my case and a few Logitech 'comfort' since. I have broad shoulders and not having to cock my hands out makes a huge difference. I also use to play piano and remembering to not let my palms fall below my fingers while typing helps the discomfort a lot, I rarley get the tingling in my little fingers any more. Twenty five years of typing can make your wrists ache, so try and learn good habits.

    29. Re:Difficulty of change by This+Is+Ridiculous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've tried using speech-recognition programs. They worked adequately after I went through training, and performed well on my computer, but I found that I could type a lot faster than I could speak.

      Besides, a lot of what I type is Perl code. Could you imagine speaking that? "dollar-sign e-mail space equals tilde space S slash carrot left-square-bracket backslash W dot plus minus right-square-bracket plus at-sign left-square-bracket backslash W dot minus right-square-bracket dollar-sign slash space or space die space double-quote capital invalid space e dash mail space address double-quote semicolon..."

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    30. Re:Difficulty of change by doj8 · · Score: 1
      "The normal English speaking rate is between 130-200 words per minute (wpm).

      My bad. :( OTOH, when composing or coding, is your output 100 wpm? Perhaps when writing fiction, but I doubt it coding.

      And I doubt it when writing fiction, or creating anything. In spurts everything flows and 100 wpm may be feasible, but most of the time there are pauses for thoughts to coalesce.

      If normal speech is 130-200 wpm, I wonder how much typically are noise words (ummm, you know, like those).

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    31. Re:Difficulty of change by cgenman · · Score: 1

      Well, perl was written to be highly efficient for the everyday typist on a keyboard. Perhaps we need a phoenetic Perl, a variant that uses exclusively vocal shorthands like da-email-s-e-til-s-ess-sla-car-lbra-back-doubleu-d ot-plus-minus-rbra...

      Not only would it be faster, I'm sure it would win the obfuscated Perl contest. And isn't that the goal of all Perl?

    32. Re:Difficulty of change by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1

      LARGE businesses CAN do the cost analysis. They CAN think 30 years in the future. They CAN see that increasing everyones' typing rate 5wpm over the course of 30 years DOES make them money.

      The problem is that changing keyboards does NOT increase typing rate EVEN 5wpm (across the board), and it doesn't translate into greater productivity.

      If someone DOES come up with a keyboard that is guaranteed to make an old fart like me type faster with less hand/wrist pain when acclimated - there is no doubt that the world will switch.

      So to keyboard inventors everywhere: If you come up with a great idea, and it doesn't seem to be catching on: Don't do what DVORAK did and invent a whole bunch of "studies" that can't be reproduced.

      Instead, go try and invent another keyboard layout. You might be on to something with the first one, but it obviously isn't right (yet).

    33. Re:Difficulty of change by Phisbut · · Score: 1
      There are only a few differences between the qwerty and the azerty keyboard, while the dvorak has a totally different layout. It's much easier to "relearn" to type the a,z,q,w and m letters while keeping the others in the same spot. Even an unfamiliar user will manage with only a few typos.

      I still haven't found the courage to try those dvorak thingy... too many years of qwerty typing grows on you... (plus, dvorak was optimized for the English language... English is only my third language, the first two being French and Machine, so maybe dvorak isn't good for me anyway; where's the "ù" character on those keyboards anyway?)

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    34. Re:Difficulty of change by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      To replace the QWERTY keyboard, one must offer something not only substantially better, but substantially better by an order of magnitude. Voice input might be it, once it's faster and all of the bugs are ironed out.

      Two things on this. First, I can (generally) type a lot faster than I can talk. Don't ask me why, it's one of the myriad of strange things about me. Second, when I talk I generally will screw up word pronunication, repeatedly. I don't think that the software might perfect this along with some other things. For example, I really don't think that they can replace keyboards for when you are coding software as well.

      I don't see the keyboard going away for many of us. General voice commands, yes. Such as "Open Quake" or "Open Word" and shortcuts like that. But not for dictation for those of us that really know how to use a keyboard.

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  8. The QWERTY Myth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. where's the space bar? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you seen this thing? Since when did FisherPrice start making keyboards?

    And where's the space bar?!

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    1. Re:where's the space bar? by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      Have you seen this thing? Since when did FisherPrice start making keyboards?

      Here ya go!!!

    2. Re:where's the space bar? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      inthefuturepeopledontusespacebarsd00d

      nordowehaveshiftkeys

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    3. Re:where's the space bar? by Enoch+Root · · Score: 1

      And where's the space bar?!

      Hey, now, cut them a break! They went from 101 to 53 keys, and some tough decisions had to be made...

    4. Re:where's the space bar? by LoztInSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was designed to blend in with the Windows XP scheme.

    5. Re:where's the space bar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      nordowehaveshiftkeys

      Are you kidding? This keyboard is so easy that it has THREE SHIFT KEYS!

    6. Re:where's the space bar? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      RealMenDontNeedSpaceBars!

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    7. Re:where's the space bar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I didn't see a shift key on that thing either...

    8. Re:where's the space bar? by Big+Nemo+'60 · · Score: 1

      The quality of the picture on the website is very poor, however:

      - the yellow key at center/bottom is marked SpFn, that could stand for Space/Function (looks like the lower ten alpha keys double as F1-F10, how you can make it work, to use the Space button as a 'shift' for function keys beats me);

      - close to the center/bottom there are two 'Cap' (i.e. Shift I guess) keys - you could use your thumbs with those, which could actually make sense;

      - all the navigation keys are at the center of the keyboard;

      - there are two specular numeric pads embedded in the right and left part, and two 'Num' keys you can press with your thumbs;

      - there are a 'Start menu' key and a 'Local menu' key near the Ctrl and Alt keys.

      They say it's supposed to be released in April, so I wouldn't rule out that it's a very early April Fool, *but* looks like someone put some thought in it. My mother can't type, and I guess I could sell this to her - for a slightly lower price ;-)

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  10. Oh great... by eobanb · · Score: 1, Troll

    I JUST switched to Dvorak about two weeks ago. I recommend giving it a try. This design looks like BS though. Note the "New Standard Keyboards debuted a patented USB-interface computer keyboard at CES 2005"...this patent-encumbered keyboard won't get that far.

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  11. Article text - the spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up. New Standard Keyboards of Santa Maria, California announced "alphabetical" keyboard that offers user-friendly benefits and quick data entry for any level user. New Standard Keyboards debuted a patented USB-interface computer keyboard at CES 2005. This keyboard has just 53-keys and offers many advances over QWERTY and DVORAK designs.

    The New Standard Keyboard is a bold departure from current designs and will compete directly with standard QWERTY models as a replacement keyboard for users who value user-friendliness over arbitrary standardization. The keyboard has only 53 keys instead of 101 or more, which places them all within easy reach of the home position. It also takes up much less desk space, measuring just 12.5-inches wide x 5 inches deep x 1-inch thick.

    Still Driving a "Horse-Drawn" Computer?

    The New Standard Keyboard solves all the problems associated with QWERTY, which was used on the first commercially produced typewriter in 1873. Ironically, QWERTY was actually designed to slow down the typist to prevent jamming the keys, and we've been stuck with that layout since. While QWERTY was great in its day, it's not relevant on a computer. Computer keys can be placed in any order desired. After 130 years most people still use a keyboard layout specifically designed to be as inefficient as possible. New Standard Keyboards is changing that.

    Many have attempted to build a better keyboard. The Dvorak keyboard of the 1930's is the most famous. It never caught on because the demand was for user-friendliness (it still is). People want instant gratification. Dvorak's jumbled letters look no better than QWERTY, and no-one wants to buy anything that has a significant learning curve just to reach a low level of hunt and peck! Dvorak also overlooked ergonomics and his design retained the crippling key layout that forces the left wrist into a grossly unnatural position.

    Those who value user-friendliness over standardization and demand attention to ergonomics will love the New Standard Keyboard...

    A Keyboard Designed for Any User

    This 53-key alphabetical-oriented keyboard with USB support for IBM-compatible systems is a long-awaited solution to the QWERTY keyboard problem, which has confounded typists for 130 years, according to New Standard Keyboards.

    The keyboard is the invention of John Parkinson, an electrical engineer who also holds a degree in psychology with an emphasis on industrial psychology and ergonomics. Parkinson set up training programs in a typewriter factory prior to branching off to develop the New Standard Keyboard, which has earned patents in the USA and UK.

    The keys are arranged alphabetically so there is no learning curve for hunt and peck typists as well as senior citizens who have never had a computer because they are challenged by the difficult basic keyboard. The keyboard can be learned at a glance, and differs from other manufacturers attempts at alphabetical-based designs because it is also efficient for high speed typing.

    The New Standard Keyboard has several functional and ergonomic advantages over QWERTY keyboards, which Parkinson believes will make it a desired accessory for new system buyers and those wishing to upgrade or update their keyboard.

    The advantages include: the alignment of the keys with natural movements of fingers to insure proper posture while typing; alphabetical letters can be easily found and keys are color-coded; all keys can be easily reached from the home position; shift keys are centralized and shift characters can be easily typed one-handed; editing keys are integrated; the keyboard has a smaller footprint, which allows the mouse to be placed right next to the typing keys; and there are only half as many keys to learn.

    The New Standard Keyboard also eliminates the "typing on concrete" feel experienced on many laptops and the "mushy" feel of some desktop keyboards. Parkinson's design uses a new, short-travel k

  12. From the article by bdesham · · Score: 2, Funny
    After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up.
    Which is why it looks like it was designed by Fisher-Price?
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  13. keyboard "standards" by mschaffer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There is only one "standard" keyboard (QWERTY) and everything else.

    And until there is something that is easy enough to learn without any practice, I doubt that anything will replace QWERTY.

    1. Re:keyboard "standards" by wintermute1974 · · Score: 1
      There is only one "standard" keyboard (QWERTY) and everything else.
      Hear hear!

      Once you actually learn how to touch type, it becomes an extension of your hands. Typing moves from your conscious mind into your muscle memory, and there it stays, forever at your beck and call. Typing becomes like breathing, automatic.

      Just as you would have to learn to type with a QWERTY keyboard, you would have to learn to type on an alphabetical keyboard.

      In fact, I would argue that this keyboard would actually hinder learning to type properly, as it rewards people for row scanning, using the Columbus technique (where every letter is a new discovery).

      So, for the benefit of making the first fifteen minutes in front of a keyboard easier for the clueless neophyte, someone wants to inconvenience the rest of us? I don't think so.
    2. Re:keyboard "standards" by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "There is only one "standard" keyboard (QWERTY) and everything else."

      I believe that's called 'de-facto'. I figured I'd mention it because a lot of people on Slashdot don't realize that some standards are actually defined by the end users and not by deals signed with underground deities.

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    3. Re:keyboard "standards" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I started using computers back in 1987, on russian appleII analogs named AGAT-7 (or was is AGAT-9). I don't remember exactly which keyboard layout they had, but it sure was not QWERTY. Learning QWERTY later was pain, so i wouldn't label it "easy".

    4. Re:keyboard "standards" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA, KEYBOARD LEARNS YOU

      bitch quit making me use so many capital latrte
      s

    5. Re:keyboard "standards" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm, I think we've all heard of Windows, Internet Explorer, and Charmin Toilet Paper, even though we fight them all vehomently (well maybe not the de-facto TP...).

      Even /. already knows what de-facto means...

  14. Typewriter Keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They weren't designed to slow typists down. That would be stupid.

    In reality, the placed keys which were likely to be struck consecutively (like Q and U) away from each other, so the hammers wouldn't jam when struck too quickly.

  15. What is this, PR-Newswire-Blog? by SuperBanana · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why does the "Tech-Blog" have no author and read exactly like a corporate press release, trying to cram down my throat why I NEED this keyboard?

    It's probably some of the most blatant advertising copy I've read in quite a while. At least have some subtlety to get your product "reviewed" by one of the tech magazines or something...

    1. Re:What is this, PR-Newswire-Blog? by mike.newton · · Score: 1

      There is a review on endgadget (Incidentally, it includes the words 'blasphemy' and 'Fisher Price.'I think that's why the 'anonymous poster' posted a link to his so-called blog.)

  16. I use Dvorak by omey · · Score: 0

    I don't see how this layout is better than dvorak. The Dvorak layout has the most used keys on the home row and was designed to help typer type fast and without errors. Here is the home row: AOEU ID HTNS I love dvorak. How can an alphabetical keyboard speed things up? Its only useful for old people.

  17. What's dvorek ?? by Lacrymator · · Score: 0

    Whats dvorek?? I am just getting used to the qwerty keyboards.. after years and years of use... go figure.. Irony has its merits though. The layout (querty) really works. It may be set up to slow one down but I feel that there won't ever be a layout to replace. The microphone might keep our hands off of the keyboard more and more, but it'll be there for quite a while longer. 53 keys.. neat

    1. Re:What's dvorek ?? by eobanb · · Score: 1

      THIS is the Dvorak keyboard. And learn to spell.

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    2. Re:What's dvorek ?? by Lacrymator · · Score: 1

      Hey I spelled that from memory after reading the article. I was close. The question, however, was rhetorical. Thanks for the tip though.

    3. Re:What's dvorek ?? by zobier · · Score: 1

      The only thing they spelled incorrectly was Dvorak (so they missed a ' in what's) and it's not like it's a common word, Arse.

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    4. Re:What's dvorek ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelled qwerty incorrectly too. Arse.

    5. Re:What's dvorek ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely need to pay more attention to the keys you press. Also, stop misusing that word

    6. Re:What's dvorek ?? by zobier · · Score: 1

      I concede, it's inexcusable to misspell qwerty.

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    7. Re:What's dvorek ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whats dvorek??

      In case you are too lazy to look it up
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    8. Re:What's dvorek ?? by Lacrymator · · Score: 0

      you got me there.. i am a complete bufoon fir mesplin querty. actually its a typo. a totally inexcusable typo at that

  18. what a nonsense... by g_braad · · Score: 1

    Dvorak should be the standard!

    this is almost as making the mobile phone keyboard the standard :S. why not the frog usb keyboards?!? why not the blah bla... settle with qwerty or dvorak; we dont need another keyboard layout!

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    1. Re:what a nonsense... by omey · · Score: 0

      I agree!

    2. Re:what a nonsense... by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      this is almost as making the mobile phone keyboard the standard

      yeah. that makes sense... use numbers for letters, and omit 'q' and 'z'.

      sounds like something government officials would do

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  19. Tried Dvorak once... by bennomatic · · Score: 1
    ...for a month. Unfortunately, at the time, I was working on a lot of different systems, not all of which permitted me to change keyboard settings. Switching back and forth drove me crazy and removed all the gains of using D.

    Now I'm working on fewer systems on a given day; perhaps it might be worth trying something new again. Oh, whoops... one of my main computers is a laptop. Unless I'm thinking of carting this thing around, there go those gains again!

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    1. Re:Tried Dvorak once... by ciroknight · · Score: 1

      I actually have "mastered" both QWERTY and Dvorak; Once you've learned Dvorak, you can type it without having to look down at the keyboard, and once you've gotten that far, you can remap the keys of the keyboard to their Dvorak equivalents.

      In MacOS, you can select both US QWERTY and US Dvorak, then use Ctrl+Space and switch back and forth. Since Ctrl and Space stay in the same place, if anyone needs to use your machine, press the combo and they're good to go. Press it again and poof, back to Dvorak. I only use Dvorak because I stroke the keys faster with it, even though I do make errors more often (since I've only used it a few months). I probably type around the same WPM in both, but it really makes a difference on how fatigued my hands feel afterwards, and I think it helps my Mind->Hand co-ordination. Worthy of trying, if you've got a Dvorak typing tutor and a reference keyboard laying around.

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    2. Re:Tried Dvorak once... by eobanb · · Score: 1

      Oh, whoops... one of my main computers is a laptop. Unless I'm thinking of carting this thing around, there go those gains again!

      I re-arranged my aluminium Powerbook's keys quite easily; I'm sure many other laptop keyboards are similar?

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    3. Re:Tried Dvorak once... by Photon+Ghoul · · Score: 1

      You don't need a new keyboard - just have the settings adjusted on each system/laptop.... (assuming you are a touch-typist anyway).

      "Dvorak has been built in to Microsoft Windows since version 3.0."

      This page tells you how to do just that in various MS Windows flavors, OS X and .... Lindows/Linspire. I'm sure you can find out how to do it in X by yourself.

      I use QWERTY out of laziness, so I am far from a DVORAK religious nut. I also find that most who are against switching are also lazy (when it comes to this.) Just sayin....

    4. Re:Tried Dvorak once... by reidbold · · Score: 1

      If you'd like to give it a shot you have some options. You can pop out the keys and rearrange them pretty easily on the keyboards I've tried it on. It really only takes a day or two before you know where most everything is, so you won't need to look down all the time. Those couple of days are really hard I admit, but it's gets easy in a hurry.

      After that I recommend you switch all the keys back to normal and refer to a printout of the layout. This way you can keep your fingers in the natural typing position while you search for a key. This prevents any cheating by using a hunt and peck method, it actually reinforces the muscle memorization.

      After a day or two of using the printout, you should probably be good to go without and helpers.

      Surprisingly, I didn't lose any accuracy when using QWERTY. Did lose a fair amount of speed though.

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    5. Re:Tried Dvorak once... by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      I once considered switching to the Dvorak left hand only layout, when an accident which damaged a tendon put my right hand out of action for a long time. I wasn't going to try moving the keys one-handed, so I was working solely from a printout of the layout, and after two days I pretty much knew where all the letters I used were. The layout seemed to work better for text than for code, though, so I didn't stick with it.

  20. No thanks by Skidge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article: After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up.

    Alphabetizing the keys and giving it a garish Fisher-Price color scheme does not make a keyboard grown up. One of the benefits of a QWERTY keyboard is that a good deal of typing is done with keystrokes alternating between the hands, speeding things up quite a bit. Alphabetical keys may make it easier for "hunt and peck typists as well as senior citizens who have never had a computer because they are challenged by the difficult basic keyboard," but it is far from becoming a standard, since the layout is very inefficient for a touch typist.

    This article really reads like a marketing press release.

    1. Re:No thanks by La+Camiseta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe because it is.

    2. Re:No thanks by Skidge · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Someone deserves a nice, sound slashdotting over this.

    3. Re:No thanks by bw5353 · · Score: 1
      Alphabetical keys may make it easier for "hunt and peck typists as well as senior citizens who have never had a computer because they are challenged by the difficult basic keyboard," but it is far from becoming a standard, since the layout is very inefficient for a touch typist.

      Agree. The real improvement would be to actually change the inefficient ordering of the alphabet we have today. It has roots from about 3000 years ago. Who thought about keyboard efficiency in those days?

      QWERTY... would be an excellent order to sort names in phone books and books on library shelves.

      (And yes, I know that this is ethnocentric. The French use AZERTY, the Germans... something else, and so on, but one cannot solve all problems for everyone at the same time. At least, I cannot.)

    4. Re:No thanks by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      "Hunt and peck" typists? You mean like this?

    5. Re:No thanks by CoolGuySteve · · Score: 1

      The PLUM keyboard's layout looks pretty cool. It's much easier to memorize/hunt and peck than Dvorak while still focusing most of the typing on the home row. It also looks as though its inventors tried to preserve Dvorak's key positions when you compare the two layouts side by side.

      I'm guessing the patents on it are probably crazy though as it's fairly new. It's the only alternative keyboard layout I know of that's both more efficient and makes perfect sense to people who normally wouldn't care about such things.

    6. Re:No thanks by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, another Microsoft only "standard"

    7. Re:No thanks by dustmite · · Score: 1

      The "article" doesn't just read like a marketing press release, it extremely obviously is just a marketing press release, yet I suppose blatant commercial plugs are not new to slashdot. In any case, this keyboard is obviously designed for newbies, computer illiterates who have never used a computer before. This is not necessarily a bad keyboard for that group, if you've ever worked with people who've never used computers at all before (e.g. picture telling someone to "press Escape" and watch them searchingly look around the whole keyboard with that blank open-mouth look newbs have when looking for a key they can't find). Alphabetic arrangement seems ideal for such people, and the colours are a good idea too. This product is> like a toy, a toy designed to make a better, more welcoming experience for new computer users, but certainly it's not aimed at anyone who does any serious amount of typing or computer work. It also certainly isn't a "new standard" and all the other BS marketing hype in that release.

      Think of this thing is "training wheels" for new computer users, and it makes sense. Unfortunately this isn't obvious in the press release, which seems to be confused about its target market, sendsing all sorts of mixed signals about who this is aimed at, experienced users or inexperienced users. That's bad marketing; mixed signals means both groups will think it's for the other group.

    8. Re:No thanks by jdreed1024 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This article really reads like a marketing press release.

      And a stupid one, at that. Particularly the bit about senior citizens. I've worked with quite a few senior citizens - getting them to "learn computers" (ie: word processing). The hardest part is familiarizing them with the mouse (particularly double-clicking, right-clicking, and dragging), and with concepts such as cutting and pasting. The keyboard was the easiest part, since it was the most familiar to them -- aside from some extra keys, it was basically a typewriter.

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    9. Re:No thanks by oaklybonn · · Score: 1
      This reminds me of a Steve Jobs quote:
      J: There are no plans to make a tablet. It turns out people want keyboards. When Apple first started out, "People couldn't type. We realized: Death would eventually take care of this."
  21. Keyboard layout not slowing me down. by shitdrummer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I find it's not the keyboard layout that slows me down, but rather the speed of my fingers. I can type pretty fast, but until someone comes up with a keyboard layout that includes multiple letter keys (e.g. qu, the, to etc) then I can't see how I would be able to type any faster.

    Even number entry is very quick and easy. I just can't see how a new keyboard layout would change typing speed dramatically.

    Shitdrummer.

    1. Re:Keyboard layout not slowing me down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the advantages of Dvorak is that you move your fingers a much shorter distance. So, when you say that the finger speed is your limit, you would actually gain speed by switching to Dvorak - if you ever have the time and focus to learn it. Work can get in the way here.

    2. Re:Keyboard layout not slowing me down. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      Well, the whole point is that with a well designed layout, you don't need to move your hands that quickly. Try and imagine if, on a qwerty keyboard, the letters u and z were switched. You'd have to move your hands much faster to actually type the qu sequence at a reasonable speed.

    3. Re:Keyboard layout not slowing me down. by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Not sure, but there may be utilities that allow reprogramming function keys to generate sequences.

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    4. Re:Keyboard layout not slowing me down. by Darren.Moffat · · Score: 1

      multi letter keys, bah you want whole words that are used in the native programming language of the system you are using. Press 'P' and you get PRINT....

  22. Misconceptions about qwerty by Blutarsky · · Score: 1

    "ironically, QWERTY was actually designed to slow down the typist to prevent jamming the keys, and we've been stuck with that layout since." This is a myth that has been around for a while and it just isn't true. C. L. Sholes was the guy behind the first commercial typewriter, and eventually qwerty. qwerty was not intended to slow down a typist, but rather to speed up typing by eliminating jams. The first typewriter was sluggish and it did clash and jam when someone tried to type with it. But Sholes was able to figure out a way around the problem by rearranging the letters. The first typewriter had its letters on the end of rods called "typebars." The typebars hung in a circle. The roller which held the paper sat over this circle, and when a key was pressed, a typebar would swing up to hit the paper from underneath. If two typebars were near each other in the circle, they would tend to clash into each other when typed in succession. So, Sholes figured he had to take the most common letter pairs such as "TH" and make sure their typebars hung at safe distances.

    1. Re:Misconceptions about qwerty by hanshotfirst · · Score: 1

      I used to have a ton of fun on my grandparents all-mechanical typewriter seeing how fast I could type before making a totally mangled cluster of typebars.

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  23. QWERTY slows down typist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironically, QWERTY was actually designed to slow down the typist to prevent jamming the keys, and we've been stuck with that layout since.

    I was always told that the Qwerty design was to prevent key jams, based on the frequency of the letters, not slowing the typist down... Besides, I'm still getting 70-80 WPM, and I've heard people going 100 before, so how slow is that?

  24. Horrible, just horrible by Trogre · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Current keyboards do have problems, but this *ahem* example just throws out the baby with the bathwater.

    One of the biggest problems with the current AT-keyboard layout is the ordering
    of digits on the numeric keypad.

    I mean, damn near every other keypad in existance begins with 1 at the top left and works its way down to 9 at the bottom right (think telephone, ATM, eftpos terminal, security keypad).

    But for some unfathomable reason the AT keyboard standard has transposed the top and bottom rows, so you get 1 at the bottom left and 9 at the top right, making it much more difficult to master data entry.

    Which of these looks more familiar:

    1 2 3 7 8 9
    4 5 6 4 5 6
    7 8 9 1 2 3
    0 . 0 .

    I'm betting most will pick the former, since the pattern in the latter is much less recognizable if it's not shown in the context of a computer keyboard.

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    1. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Skidge · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh, I had a problem one day where I had to type in my ATM PIN using an AT-keyboard style number pad that was on a card swiper. I could not for the life of me remember what the PIN was, because the number pad was upside down compared to the one on the ATM. My PIN seemed to be stored in muscle memory rather than brain memory. My friends were disappointed when I came out of the liquor store empty handed. :)

    2. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two Words: Calculator.

    3. Re:Horrible, just horrible by quacking+duck · · Score: 5, Insightful
      But for some unfathomable reason the AT keyboard standard has transposed the top and bottom rows...

      Unfathomable? Take one look at a calculator and it instantly becomes obvious. I can't say for certain since it predates my time, but I'll bet tape calculators used by accountants existed for some time before the numeric keypad was standard on keyboards.

      Once that happened, it was far more logical to model the keypad after the calculator pad, since you're more likely to be punching in numbers in a spreadsheet, than punching in phone numbers into the computer.

    4. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I mean, damn near every other keypad in existance begins with 1 at the top left and works its way down to 9 at the bottom right (think telephone, ATM, eftpos terminal, security keypad).
      ...adding machine?
    5. Re:Horrible, just horrible by a.koepke · · Score: 1

      Erm... news flash for you, thats only one word.

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    6. Re:Horrible, just horrible by TykeClone · · Score: 1
      But for some unfathomable reason the AT keyboard standard has transposed the top and bottom rows, so you get 1 at the bottom left and 9 at the top right, making it much more difficult to master data entry.

      Don't you think that it happened the other way around - the number pad was borrowed from data entry machines?

      I can't speak for very old equipment, but all of the proof machines and encoders I've seen (granted that they're just NCR and Burroughs machines) have the number pad for data entry arranged like you would find on a computer keyboard. Same goes for adding machines.

      Like I said, I'm not sure how long that's been - I've seen some very old adding machines that were just rows of number in different digits, but I've not seen the number pad arranged any other way than how it's found on the AT keyboard.

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    7. Re:Horrible, just horrible by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      But calculators are set up the same way as the numeric keypad and calculators existed before nearly all other keypads. I would imagine that touch tone phones started the trend of going the other way, but I don't know why. The straight dope has an article on it but it doesn't have much in the way of solid facts. I know that when I was using an adding machine heavilly I would have broke your fingers if you had changed the order of the keys (of course adding machines and calculators have a different order for hitting the +-=. whatever keys which still screws me up!).

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    8. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Jordy · · Score: 1

      The 10-key keypad is the standard used by adding machines. It was created by Sundstrand in 1914.

      You'll notice calculators from HP and TI also use this format. Heck, open up 'calc' on windows and you'll notice the same format.

      Printing calculators (adding machines) from Sharp, Canon, etc. all use the same format. Usually they add a double-zero key though.

      And yes, people still use them.

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    9. Re:Horrible, just horrible by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I hate to point this out, but the 0 at the bottom and 9 at the top-right predates the other format. Calculators were in existance before touch-tone telephones, for example.

      Its the telephone makers who screwed up and changed the order of the numbers around to more closely match the rotary phones.

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    10. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Informative
      One of the biggest problems with the current AT-keyboard layout is the ordering of digits on the numeric keypad.

      I mean, damn near every other keypad in existance begins with 1 at the top left and works its way down to 9 at the bottom right (think telephone, ATM, eftpos terminal, security keypad).

      What it comes down to is that there are two original progenitors of keypad layouts. The ones you list all go back to Bell Labs design for the Touch-Tone(tm) phone keypad. They even spent a fairly good chunk of change testing for which was more efficient. The results were that for dialing phone numbers, the "123" pad was faster, even for people who were experienced 10-key ("789" keypad) users. The reason is actually quite simple. 10-key is generally used for financial data entry, so the most commonly entered digits (0 and 1) are placed close together where they are easier to hit without looking (some proprioception issue there-- the exact explaination why eludes me). As the 0 is under the thumb, that means the 1 has to be in the bottom row to be close to it. Thus the bottom-up layout.

      Dialing telephone numbers, however, isn't something that's done repeatedly. Almost nobody dials a phone by touch*; rather, they look at the dial pad to guide their fingers. The "123" layout is better suited to visual navigation because we're already trained to read from left to right, top to bottom.

      Computer keyboards still use the 10-key style layout because the primary use for the keypad is still the same as its ancestors, the calculator and adding machine. Changing it to the telephone-style layout makes no sense as there's already an even easier to use "visual navigation" set of number keys above the letters.

      * after 10 years of programming names and numbers into phone systems via the keypad, I actually no longer look at the phone keypad as I use it; but I've only ever noticed that skill in phone techs who install systems.

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    11. Re:Horrible, just horrible by delphi125 · · Score: 1

      I don't think these folks look at the keypad either.

      http://www.guardian.co.uk/mobile/article/0,2763, 12 49512,00.html

    12. Re:Horrible, just horrible by swmccracken · · Score: 1

      Look at your cellphone to "decrypt" your PIN number next time. (imagine; or actually try; typing your PIN into your cellphone).

    13. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Eil · · Score: 1

      My theory on why calculators and computer keyboard number pads are "upside down" is because this puts the 0 key underneath the thumb at all times, whereas you have to travel a bit for all the numbers and operators. The 0 key is probably the most-often struck key when entering monetary values, although I'd probably rather have my thumb under the decimal point most often for both monetary values and IP addresses.

    14. Re:Horrible, just horrible by ajax142 · · Score: 1

      Actually the keypad is NOT transposed for an accountaint. I know my Dad is a CPA and can fly through pages of numbers on a printing calculator or on the keypad of a standard computer keyboard. Went he got a laptop a few years ago the first thing he asked was if he could get an external keypad, which he went out and bough the next day. Anyone who adds lots of number better be competent on a keypad (better use 3 fingers!) and wouldn't like to use your more 'familiar' keypad.

    15. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Trogre · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that these machines did have this layout first, but it doesn't make them any good. Sure there may be the history but I still maintain my opinion that the 123... format is easier to master than 789...

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    16. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Actually Mac OS (called System) 5 or 6 back in the day used a telephone-style number pad on their calculator, but due to complaints, it finally switched over to a normal calculator style.

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    17. Re:Horrible, just horrible by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1

      That was genuinely informative. My father is an accountant, and still makes heavy use of his ancient tape adding machine. He can use it by touch -- it would be crazy for a computer number pad to be designed any differently. Thanks for explaining why.

    18. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I bet he wouldn't be any less proficient had he learned on a 123456789 laid out keypad, as oposed to the 789456123 adding machine standard.

      I believe the original motivation for that retarded standard was so the '1' was close to the '0', the two most common numbers in accounting. But if you keep your hand over the majority of the keypad, you try hitting 010101010101 and then 070707070707 and see which feels most comfortable.

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    19. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      I had a problem one day where I had to type in my ATM PIN using an AT-keyboard style number pad that was on a card swiper. I could not for the life of me remember what the PIN was, because the number pad was upside down..... My friends were disappointed when I came out of the liquor store empty handed.

      Just have your buddies hold you upside down. It is a liquor store, so nobody will give such odd behavior a second thought.

    20. Re:Horrible, just horrible by HappyRonin · · Score: 1

      A similar thing happened to me at an ATM in Japan. Instead of a keypad, it just had a single row of numbers. I had to return home and draw a keypad on a piece of paper to recover my PIN. Good times...

    21. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given how long the calculator has been around.
      After all it's likely AG Bell had a calculator in office lab long before he had a telephone.

      It's more Unfathomable that the touch phone, and all the devices that follow that layout didn't follow the standard layout.

    22. Re:Horrible, just horrible by boinger · · Score: 1

      Uh. The '0' is on the bottom row in both layouts.

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    23. Re:Horrible, just horrible by n6mod · · Score: 1

      As many folks have said, the 123 top row is a telephone keypad, and the 789 top row is an adding machine keypad.

      And while the story about QWERTY being deliberately slow may or may not be apocryphal, the Touch-Tone pad was deliberately reversed to slow people down.

      Anyone even vaguely proficient with a 10-key (and if you can touch-type, it doesn't take long to get there) could out run the first DTMF switches. And even today, if you dial at touch-typing speeds, you're likely to drop digits because the key-down time isn't long enough. (Some phones do debouncing that fixes this, but the original Western Electrics sure didn't)

      And if you learned 10-key, modern QWERTY keyboards will piss you off, too. On a 10-key, there's a nub or deeper "dish" on the 5 so you can find "home" by touch. Apple tried to do QWERTY "right" at first, and added nubs to d and k (middle finger, like the 5). But everyone else put the nubs on f and j. (index finger)

      Apple eventually gave up.

      (and while we're on the subject of keyboards, I'm quite happy with my Kinesis Ergo. It's QWERTY, mostly, and much more comfortable in serious usage)

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    24. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Dan9999 · · Score: 1

      it's based on a calculator not a telephone.

    25. Re:Horrible, just horrible by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1
      after 10 years of programming names and numbers into phone systems via the keypad, I actually no longer look at the phone keypad as I use it; but I've only ever noticed that skill in phone techs who install systems.

      I had a summer job at Mervyn's 10+ years ago and the register had a keypad that matched the Bell layout. When the scanner wouldn't read a UPC code, I typed it without looking down. My hit ratio was higher because my eyes never left the number stream. Some customers didn't trust my number entry and insisted that I show them they were identical.

    26. Re:Horrible, just horrible by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Once that happened, it was far more logical to model the keypad after the calculator pad, since you're more likely to be punching in numbers in a spreadsheet, than punching in phone numbers into the computer.

      A spreadsheet program for both the Apple II and latter a different one for the IBM PC were the "killer apps" that drove initial sales for both devices...

    27. Re:Horrible, just horrible by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      but I've only ever noticed that skill in phone techs who install systems.

      You don't have preteen children, do you?

    28. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This happened to me in Spain recently. I typed the PIN onto the palm of my other hand, and then transcribed the imaginary numbers.

    29. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      I don't look at the number pad when typing numbers, and I also don't look at the phone pad when typing phone numbers. Sort of how I don't look at my remote control when typing numbers into *that*. Ditto for my pin number on an ATM.

      I guess I'm just good at remembering patterns and what situation to use them in. Come to think of it I do see most other people look for their pin, or phone numbers, or even the numpad numbers.

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    30. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      I use all 5 fingers on the keypad. It makes things go much faster....

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    31. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      010101010101010101010 feels much more natural than
      070707070707707070707 does to me.

      I use my index finger to hover over 412, middle for 578/, ring finger for 369*, pinky for -+Enter, and thumb for 0 and .

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    32. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Johan+Veenstra · · Score: 1

      I once had the same problem when I was in vacation in spain (I'm fromthe netherlands). The spanish keypad is arranged differently than the dutch one. After typing my pin-code at the ATM twice and getting an error back, I got spooked, because after three times your card gets confiscated. Only then I noticed the difference in layout! I figured out my pin-code, the machine accepted it and gave me my money.

    33. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same problem with the ATM machine over your mother's bed. Fortunately she takes IOUs.

    34. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er, well... With AT, the lowest numbers are at the bottom and the highest numbers are at the top. There's some logic for it. I think that makes it fathomable ;)

    35. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had similar experience with the root password of my firewall box. Usually I use it over ssh from my desktop. This one time I was trying to login directly to the firewall. Both machines have qwerty keyboards, but other is much older and has differt 'feel' to it. I just couldn't type the root password with the older keyboard. I had to go to my desktop, open text editor, type in root password, read what it was and go back to the firewall.

    36. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "* after 10 years of programming names and numbers into phone systems via the keypad, I actually no longer look at the phone keypad as I use it; but I've only ever noticed that skill in phone techs who install systems."

      Most europeans who've grown up with GSM cell phones can operate the keypad like a keyboard even remembering how many words have the same configuration allowing them to write full sentences without a glance at the screen.

    37. Re:Horrible, just horrible by bastardsquadmuzz · · Score: 1

      To be honest I've never noticed, I switch between orientations without even noticing.

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    38. Re:Horrible, just horrible by tehshen · · Score: 1

      For a moment there, I thought you meant the Guardian editors :P

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    39. Re:Horrible, just horrible by eheldreth · · Score: 1

      I don't look at the phone when I dial, and I only dial with my thumb(like you would use a TV remote).

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    40. Re:Horrible, just horrible by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of one of my favorite April fool's jokes from a while ago (back when keyboards like the Model M were common in offices). I would remove the numeric keypad keys and rearrange them from the "calculator" layout to the "phone" layout. The reactions were great, as the numbers wouldn't work right, and many people could not figure out why. Even when I told them what I did, some people would still insist that they had always been that way.

    41. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Cederic · · Score: 1


      I had the same with my last car - it had a number pad to enter a keycode to disable the immobiliser.

      Every time I put it in for a service the guy would ask for the keycode, and I'd have to go and find the card with it written down - I never actually knew the number, just entered it from muscle memory each time.

      Couldn't even tell you for certain which way up that numpad was, now I've sold the car..

      ~Cederic

    42. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Your theory is wrong.

      The calculator-style layout dates back to the earliest adding machines. It was a well-accepted standard for years before AT&T introduced touch-tone phones and screwed things up.

      When touch-tone phones were introduced, AT&T used the 1-on-top layout, rather than the traditional 10-key layout, because some suit thought it was closer to a rotary phone.

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    43. Re:Horrible, just horrible by joescrooge · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest problems with the current AT-keyboard layout is the ordering
      of digits on the numeric keypad.


      Walk into your account's office and look at their adding machine...that's why there is a numeric keypad at all attached to the computer keyboard.

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    44. Re:Horrible, just horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always had a hell of a time entering numbers. But I got a job that required me to enter phone numbers and SSNs (call center). After 3 days of only using the number pad I had it down pat.

      Now my only problem is with vim (and possibly the build machine's .bashrc) as the number pad can't figure out wheather it is a number pad or a direction pad that spits out control charachters...

  25. Low learning curve == low usability by Dancin_Santa · · Score: 1

    The reason QWERTY was designed was not to slow down typists. The problem was that each key was directly tied to the type head, so when certain letters were typed quickly, the heads would cross over each other and jam. The QWERTY keyboard is designed to move frequently-combo'd keys away from each other so that even if they do cross over each other, they will not jam.

    Now, of course, there is no need for such a system seeing as how there are no type heads to jam. Even older ballhead typewriters didn't suffer from this problem. So we can finally move away from this design.

    However, the research has shown that the speed of typing has very little to do with the layout of the keys. A person can type just as fast on a QWERTY layout as they can on a Dvorak layout. What matters is the proximity of certain keys to each other. Some layouts will be faster than others (the alphabetical being probably one of the worst ), because it is faster to type using alternating hands than alternating fingers, which is faster than using the same finger twice in a row.

    This low learning curve keyboard is not going to have much usability. Anything, really, that has a low learning curve is so because features have been removed from it. Look at Linux, which has a very steep learning curve. Compared with Windows, it is much more difficult to learn, however, in the end it is much more powerful than Windows is.

    1. Re:Low learning curve == low usability by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Your comment is interesting and I think you've made some good points, however your operating system analogy is off a bit. Mac OS is very easy to learn, many would argue that it's even easier than windows to learn. It's also very powerful. In my experience, there isn't much that you can do on linux that can't be done on OS X.

    2. Re:Low learning curve == low usability by John+Allsup · · Score: 1

      To do on MacOS X what you do on Linux, you have to go through basically the same 'UNIX learning curve' -- while you can find your way round the GUI and graphical applications more easily, this is not enough to master the scripting, programming and related things that make UNIX powerful. It takes a similar amound of time to master these things on either platform, and once learned, such skills are easily transferable.

      In short, the UNIX bit of MacOS X has basically the same learning curve as the 'UNIX' bit of Linux.

      If you refer to the GUIs only, then I'd agree with you -- MacOS's GUI is more powerful, and easier to learn. Both of these come from it being better designed all the way through.

      That said, if two things are both 'well designed' solutions for a given problem, then the more powerful one will almost certainly have a steeper learning curve.

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    3. Re:Low learning curve == low usability by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      research has shown that the speed of typing has very little to do with the layout of the keys. (...) What matters is the proximity of certain keys to each other. Isn't that what a layout is? Sure, there's not ONE optimal layout, but a class of optimal (or at least very good) layouts, but if relative positions matter, layout matters.

  26. FEWER keys??? by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    Madness! I demand MORE keys! I won't be satisfied until my keyboard has 7 different shifting keys and an Alt Lock, damn it! Though I suppose the caps might get a bit small cramming all that into my iBook's keyboard space... The Space Cadet Keyboard

    1. Re:FEWER keys??? by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      There's something appealingly disturbing about a keyboard with 'Super' and 'Hyper' keys... I'm not too sure about the 'Rub Out' key - although it might help keep the whiteout off the screen...

    2. Re:FEWER keys??? by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      You would have been happy with the old pre-Wapuro Japanese keyboards. About 200 keys and TWELVE different shift keys!

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  27. More info by IO+ERROR · · Score: 4, Informative
    More info about this keyboard:

    Original press release
    Engadget reivew
    From the CES show

    My problem with this so far is that the alphabetical layout is about as bad for your wrists as QWERTY. And I type too many numbers and symbols to seriously consider this type of keyboard.

    Not to mention it has a Windows XP ^W^W Fisher Price theme.

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    1. Re:More info by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Not to mention it has a Windows XP ^W^W Fisher Price theme.

      I guess that's one way to force people to learn how to touch-type without looking at the keys. "Argh! My eyes!"

  28. Our kids future! by PiratSS · · Score: 1

    Now you don't just teach your kids the Alphabet, but also how to use a computer keyboard. "Now remember son, 53 keys..."

    1. Re:Our kids future! by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      It's only a matter of time before The Alphabet Song includes punctuation and "backspace", I guess.

    2. Re:Our kids future! by yack0 · · Score: 1

      http://ifaq.wap.org/computers/unixpoetry.html

      Almost... it's poetry, at least.

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    3. Re:Our kids future! by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

      It's sad that this is not the first time I've seen that exact poem. (For more fun, find "Hatless Atlas".)

    4. Re:Our kids future! by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      "Now remember son, 53 keys..."

      Easy to remember, 52 cards in a deck plus a Joker.

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  29. And there's.... by sepluv · · Score: 4, Informative

    the PLUM keyboard (similar idea).

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    1. Re:And there's.... by complete+loony · · Score: 3, Funny

      Perfect for all those times you want to write "Dont read this plum". Yeah that happens to me all the time.

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    2. Re:And there's.... by flahavin · · Score: 0

      the only good thing about this keyboard, is I can type "SHIT" using one hand, and not moving it, other than that, this thing is SHIT. It would be better though if they switched the H&I and they could call it the SHITboard.

      Ohh yeah, the idea of the enter key next to the space bar, bad idea, there was a keyboard laying at the office that had the backspace/space bar half and half thing. Let's just say that keyboard is no longer with us....

    3. Re:And there's.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's PLUM expensive

      I can get a qwerty keyboard from Big Lots for 8 dollars, why is this one $69?

    4. Re:And there's.... by zurab · · Score: 1

      Actually, I found the plum keyboard (by looking, no experience using it) easy to learn and type on. You can actually type common things very easily on it: do, on, this, his, no, the and many other words are easier to type than they are on qwerty. It looks like the learning curve is not steep either.

      I also like the backspace and tab key locations - I think I could get used to those. Enter key is also in a more natural location. It also looks like they took less used letters out of more easily reachable locations - for example, you don't need k and j right under your fingertips, you'd rather have t and h there instead. The plum keyboard definitely looks better than the kids' toy the article was about.

    5. Re:And there's.... by sepluv · · Score: 1

      Dunno. I think the layout is crap. I was just pointing out that here is another crap layout.

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    6. Re:And there's.... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I also like the backspace and tab key locations - I think I could get used to those. Enter key is also in a more natural location.

      Compaq had keyboards with a split spacebar. Right side was the space and the left side was back space. Using it drove me 100% batty but I could see where one would find it useful if doing much data entry.

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    7. Re:And there's.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The second (under PLUM) line of that PLUM keyboard can be easily rearranged into "don't read this"...

  30. Fewer keys a step back in useability for many by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 3, Interesting

    For many, including me, having to use a keyboard with fewer keys would actually be a step backwards. I like to have a lot of extra keys that I can map to do interesting things and special function keys, these are great timesavers. I often look for keyboards that have more keys, not less, Ive had a keyboard from Gateway 2000 from years ago which allowed you to remap the keys on the keyboard and had several extra keys which I found quite useful. Often it is nice to be able to map macros to certian keys so when they are pressed they can reproduce several characters These can actually save time.

    1. Re:Fewer keys a step back in useability for many by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      Gateway 2000 from years ago which allowed you to remap the keys on the keyboard and had several extra keys which I found quite useful. Often it is nice to be able to map macros to certian keys so when they are pressed they can reproduce several characters These can actually save time.

      It's called the Gateway AnyKey Keyboard and it's the best keyboard ever made, since it did the macros in internal non-volital keyboard memory, rather than in a PC program that was platform dependant.

    2. Re:Fewer keys a step back in useability for many by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      It's called the Gateway AnyKey Keyboard and it's the best keyboard ever made, since it did the macros in internal non-volital keyboard memory, rather than in a PC program that was platform dependant.

      Except when you had people press the *Macro* button wondering what it did then typing away as normal which resulted in one key spewing off half a sentence. And it being non-volital there was no obvious way to remove the damn macro.

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  31. New layout by DOS-5 · · Score: 1

    Well ok, maybe over time it would help, but I can type pretty well as it is, and when I'm programming I don't need to go blazing fast either since I still need time to think about things. Another problem that a new keyboard layout won't fix: People who look and peck at their keyboards. We would need keyboards without the symbols printed over the keys to do something about that. And I do find it particualrly discouraging to see professionals who use a keyboard daily over years do this.

  32. Qwerty and dvorak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Qwerty was designed to keep typewriters hammers from jamming together -- At neast that was the intent...

    I personally like the Dvorak layout, not for speed, but for the fact that it requires less finger movement (And who knows, I certainly dont, It might even be better for all those people with corpal tunnel (and friends) thay those ugly weird 'ergonomic' split keyboards)

    1. Re:Qwerty and dvorak by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

      actually, "carpal tunnel syndrome" is way different from repetitive strain disorder, which is much, much more common and often gets diagnosed as CTS.

  33. What!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No internet button... This one goes directly to the trash heap of history

  34. Break out the bullshit detector by yack0 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    In 'not a whole lot of googling' effort. Not that anyone would check a story on slashdot... That's what comments are for, to bitch about the facts....

    "[Inventor C. L. Sholes, who put together the prototypes of the first commercial typewriter in a Milwaukee machine shop back in the 1860's, designed the QWERTY keyboard] using a study of letter-pair frequency prepared by educator Amos Densmore, brother of James Densmore, who was Sholes' chief financial backer. The QWERTY keyboard itself was determined by the existing mechanical linkages of the typebars inside the machine to the keys on the outside. Sholes' solution did not eliminate the problem completely, but it was greatly reduced. The keyboard arrangement was considered important enough to be included on Sholes' patent granted in 1878 (see drawing), some years after the machine was into production. QWERTY's effect, by reducing those annoying clashes, was to speed up typing rather than slow it down."

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  35. Gamers? by L3on · · Score: 1

    What about using the keyboard as a gaming input device. First off, those arrowkeys in the middle, just wont work. Secondly, wwe would have to retire WASD, and I love WASD! Finally, as someone else already pointed out, where the hell is the spacebar! How can I jump without a spacebar!?

    1. Re:Gamers? by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Most Games I have found are intelligent and allow you to use the dvorak mappings... which are ,aoe for wasd but this joke of a keyboard is something else... lol.

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  36. Um...why? by SamMichaels · · Score: 1

    The colors look stupid. The world is used to QWERTY. You'll keep pressing the caps/numlock everytime you go to type.

    This is a dumb concept, a dumb implementation and a dumb product. Someone must have been bribed to allow this into production.

  37. The myth of Free by nsaneinside · · Score: 1

    If you want to learn something without practicing at ALL, you won't learn much. No pain...

    1. Re:The myth of Free by Thu25245 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Since people must devote considerable effort to learn to type, they devote that effort in the manner that will yield the largest payback. Meaning, they lern the keyboard layout that is most commonly used.

      Unless someone can create a zero-training-time layout, people will learn QWERTY.

    2. Re:The myth of Free by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      No pain... ...Then you probably didn't eat the same nachos I had???

    3. Re:The myth of Free by nsaneinside · · Score: 1

      Nah. Pre-digested food just doesn't do it for me.

  38. Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You've obviously never used a 10-key calculator...

  39. Re: Two Guys Say It.. So What IS the Truth? by EatingPie · · Score: 1

    The linked articles all refer back to the two original authors, "S. J. LIEBOWITZ and STEPHEN E. MARGOLIS."

    So this Dvorak Debunking lies in two people's research. Are there any others who have verified this research?

    I've no political interest or affiliation with one story or the other, I would simply like to know the truth!

    -Pie

  40. Reason by eobanb · · Score: 1

    There's a reason that regular keyboards have so many keys. It's because there are so many symbols you can and may NEED to type. I have to wonder what sort of crazy combinations you'd need to do to type a $ or % or @ or €.

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  41. The Dvorak Layout by Sirex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Regarding the content of the post, dvorak is far from a standard. I say this primarily from my own experience of having been denied a data entry job because I used the dvorak layout and they didn't want to accommodate me. Even in the modern day, qwerty is the accepted standard in America. I suspect that being able to use any other keymap will be difficult for a while since: 1. The majority of computers that one would use while not at home are probably windows. 2. If I recall correctly, all windows platforms, with exception of XP, require the install disc to be present to change to a keymap that the system hasn't loaded. 3. Even in XP, if you are at a terminal that is not yours, the computer that you are using may very well have restricted access to keyboard settings. About dvorak itself, I've found it to be more fluid than qwerty (certainly less gangly). I never bothered taking typing tests with it but I feel confident that my speed was improved. Unfortunately, my denial of a job and other factors have made me reluctantly switch back to qwerty.

    1. Re:The Dvorak Layout by eobanb · · Score: 2, Informative

      No; Windows 2000 allows you to change the layout without a system disk. I don't know about 9x though.

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  42. And by IanBevan · · Score: 1

    this article brought to you by the server 'too slow' and the letters K-A-B-O-O-M.

  43. Misleading by curb · · Score: 1

    Really, it's a new keyboard from a company called "New Standard Keyboards." So yes, it's a New Standard Keyboard, but not really a new, standard keyboard.

    Also, doesn't it look like a Fisher-Price?

  44. This submission is why... by gkuz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    we should be able to mod articles as well as comments. Start with a half-true myth about QWERTY, then lead right into a naked press release. Puh-leez. What a piece of crap, just like the stupid keyboard that "anonymous" (no wonder) is shilling for.

    1. Re:This submission is why... by oneiron · · Score: 1

      They just need to fire samzenpus. Every 5th article he posts is like this...and the rest are mostly mediocre.

  45. spacebar by ArmorFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where's the spacebar? Dude, if I can't hit the spacebar reliably with my FOREHEAD, then I'm not interested!

    1. Re:spacebar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could read news all day and hit nothing but the Space Bar.

    2. Re:spacebar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use the spacebar with my foot when recording music. (It does stop/play/record in cubase)

      Very handy when holding a guitar!

  46. It must not reach the market! by pieisgood · · Score: 1

    We need a way to stop this, if things become more "user friendly" more and more "slow" people will be given the chance to ruin the internet!

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  47. favorite [Chord] keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I much prefer the Chord Keyboard. Used by one of the people at Xerox Parc if memory serves?

    1. Re:favorite [Chord] keyboard by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      Think older. Douglas Engelbart's OnLine System.

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    2. Re:favorite [Chord] keyboard by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

      In college, circa 1985, I knew a legally blind guy who used a chord keyset input device on his Macintosh. He also had a chord keyset device for taking notes in class.

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  48. Just Imagine by gnarlin · · Score: 1

    Just imagine a beowolf clust erm... nevermind.

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    1. Re:Just Imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In soviet russia, keyboards type you!

  49. this will not fly by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 1

    > After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up.

    It actually looks like a keyboard for kids in Toys R Us.

    > The New Standard Keyboard is a bold departure from current designs

    The slightest change (i.e. switching Y and Z in European keyboads) is difficult to adapt to.

    > The keys are arranged alphabetically, so there is no learning
    > curve for hunt and peck typists

    You anyway have to learn the QWERTY keyboard because most laptops will
    not offer this keyboard.

    > It is compatible with all systems running Microsoft Windows 95 and above.
    And this is called "Standard Keyboard"?

    1. Re:this will not fly by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Funny

      '> It is compatible with all systems running Microsoft Windows 95 and above.
      And this is called "Standard Keyboard"?'

      'And above'.

      So it'll work on Linux or OSX but not DOS, right?

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    2. Re:this will not fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, DOS was a step above Windows 95... at least under DOS you knew it was always the apps that caused a crash, not something stupid like "being on for 42 days".

    3. Re:this will not fly by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1
      Hey, DOS was a step above Windows 95... at least under DOS you knew it was always the apps that caused a crash, not something stupid like "being on for 42 days".


      Under DOS, I knew exactly WHICH app was causing the problem (the one I'm running, of course). Under Windows, it might be any of several apps I'm running, any of their libraries, or the OS itself. Or any combination. Simplicity had it's advantages.
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    4. Re:this will not fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew exactly WHICH app was causing the problem (the one I'm running, of course)

      Well, it could have been a TSR from time to time ;)

      Another good thing about DOS - you could hit the reset button in complete confidence.

    5. Re:this will not fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can tell, it's a USB keyboard. So it won't work at all on windows 95, which doesn't support USB.

      Some tech blog...

  50. Tech Repair by Omniscientist · · Score: 1

    Wow, I cannot wait to service someone's computer that has one of these keyboards. I guess I'll have to start bringing my own keyboard with me between jobs, otherwise the customer will be forced to do all the typing.

  51. I still manage to type my /. replies in 20 secon by Russ+Nelson · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe I'm typing slower on a QWERTY keyboard, but I still manage to type my /. replies in less than 20 seconds ... and get hit by Malda's spamtrap.
    -russ

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  52. Elaborate April Fools' Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the date when the keyboard will be available. It's probably just an elaborate April Fools' joke...

  53. speaking of qwerty by confusion · · Score: 1

    I was watching "Modern Marvels" recently about IBM or something of the sort, and they showed several typewriters from the early part of the century. They made no note about it at all in the show, but the typewriters had the Y and Z keys swapped from their current positions, making it a QWERTZ. Any historical significance to that?

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    1. Re:speaking of qwerty by Bushcat · · Score: 1

      German layout. Azerty for France.

    2. Re:speaking of qwerty by eobanb · · Score: 1

      Some European keyboards are like this. France uses the AZERTY layout.

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    3. Re:speaking of qwerty by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      the typewriters had the Y and Z keys swapped from their current positions, making it a QWERTZ. Any historical significance to that?

      As another poster noted, this is the German variation of QWERTY. In German, the letter Z is quite common, while the letter Y is exceedingly rare.

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  54. wrong by bani · · Score: 3, Insightful

    studies show neither dvorak nor qwerty have an advantage. in fact they show almost any random arrangement of keys appears to work equally well.

    1. Re:wrong by iocat · · Score: 4, Informative
      Most of the "Dvork is better than Qwerty" studies were done during World War II by - wait for it - Dvorak.

      Speaking of which, y'all should check out my new IOCATB keyboard layout. It takes a little while to get used to, but once you do, it feels faster than anything else.

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    2. Re:wrong by EnderWigginsXenocide · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I beg to differ, ever try using shortcuts on anything other than a QWERTY? A BIG problem with switching to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't convenient. Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V (or Cmd-C Cmd-V for those folks using MACs). Most shortcuts are not remapable and were coded with QWERTY in mind. They would not make sense on a keyboard layout that is radically different from QWERTY.

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    3. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Er, you're supposed to use the OTHER HAND to press down Ctrl..

    4. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shit! I've been doing it wrong for 15 years. Thanks for the tip. Fucko.

    5. Re:wrong by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Informative

      A BIG problem with switching to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't convenient. Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V

      You've never used Emacs have you?

      Alt-W, Ctrl-Y

      yes, that's easy to reach. Undo? Why that's simply Ctrl-Shift-minus. Oddly however, once you get used to using the modifier keys these shortcuts seem natural rather than hard to reach. Any keyboard layout is good if you get used to it.

      Jedidiah.

    6. Re:wrong by Daniel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to mention that some shortcuts are all-too-easy to hit. After one too many accidental exits, I rebound the "quit" command to "C-c f10". (for unbelievers: the default is C-x C-c; for comparison, "save" is C-x C-s and "load" is C-x C-f)

      Daniel

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    7. Re:wrong by theAedileDecimus · · Score: 1

      However, if the Dvorak layout became the standard, everyone would change the commands so that they were more accessible. That's assuming of course that everyone DOES switch.

    8. Re:wrong by Anubis350 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      he was talking about common keyboard shortcuts, not specialized ones for geek apps that have shortcuts that can be remapped to anything your grubby little mind can think of including a switch hooked up to your toilet bowl (actually did that one :-P). look, the most common shortcuts, the one's hard coded into many apps and OSs are designed for the INDUSTRY STARNDARD qwerty keyboard. a few exceptions so not make a rule. I've said it before and I'll say it again, /.ers need to repeat "we are not the normal set of users" to themselves. Most users do not use apps that have remappable keys and most users do use apps that use the common key commands like cntrl (or command)-c, -v, -x, etc.

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    9. Re:wrong by BobPaul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yes, that's easy to reach. Undo? Why that's simply Ctrl-Shift-minus. Oddly however, once you get used to using the modifier keys these shortcuts seem natural rather than hard to reach. Any keyboard layout is good if you get used to it.

      That's great. So EMacs has different shortcuts than other programs, and that's fine. I can deal with that, cause the association is gone. But I am a touch typist. When I see a webbrowser, or an e-mail client or etc on the screen and want to copy something, I don't think "Ctrl+C" I think pinky here and index there.

      If I were able to switch to dvorak and the keyboard driver in the OS was able to also remap shortcuts for me somehow so I could use Ctrl+J instead of Ctrl+C I would switch instantly (since those keys are in the same physical location and copy would feel the same in my head). I've tried switching numerous times and it's always been nice (but slow, cause I'm always just starting out.. again) but as the grandparent states, the shortcut issue can really hold on back.

      Sure, I could learn the new shortcut keys--or rather, the new possitions of the old shortcut keys--but this is many many years of habbit and is strangely more difficult than learning an entirely new typing layout.

    10. Re:wrong by anamexis · · Score: 1

      OS X has a keyboard layout called "Dvorak - Qwerty" which is a DVORAK keyboard layout, with all of the command-* shortcuts preserved to their original keys.
      For example, to quit a program under the Dvorak-Qwerty layout, you would do Command-", as the " key is mapped onto where the Q key is mapped under QWERTY. It makes the transition a lot easier.

    11. Re:wrong by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If you pick the Dvorak keyboard layout on Mac OS X, there's an option to preserve QWERTY keyboard shortcuts. Basically the effect is as if your Mac temporarily switched back to QWERTY for as long as you hold down the Command key.

      (BTW, it's called a "Mac.")

    12. Re:wrong by gameboyhippo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Let's see. In this post I have used the letter 'e' at least 10 times so far. I have used CTRL+C zero times (hey look more 'e's).

      By the way, I'm typing in Dvorak. I don't find the odd shortcuts to be a problem. I just got use to their position and I can hit those shortcut keys just as fast. I think the benifits of not having to reach for keys outweighs the shock of having to relearn where all the shortcuts are. In fact, I find it easier to reach my middle right finger up for CTRL+C and my ring right finger for CTRL+V. Try it! :) It has a sorta teeter totter effect.

      I can also type in qwerty. I have to at work. I don't get confused when I switch back and forth. It just takes practice. Kinda like when we all switched over from Windows to Linux. It wasn't as easy at first, but the benefits motivated us.

    13. Re:wrong by Golias · · Score: 0, Troll

      Right, because it's so easy for newbies to remember that:

      """ is for "Quit"

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    14. Re:wrong by anamexis · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Presumably, you aren't a newbie if you're switching to DVORAK. And the regular, letter-for-letter shortcut layout is also available.

    15. Re:wrong by letdinosaursdie · · Score: 1

      I don't see how the reach in Dvorak (in which the 'c' is now the Qwerty 'i' and the 'v' is the Qwerty '.') is so much more of a stretch than reaching down with the left hand...

    16. Re:wrong by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      By the way, I'm typing in Dvorak. I don't find the odd shortcuts to be a problem. I just got use to their position and I can hit those shortcut keys just as fast. I think the benifits of not having to reach for keys outweighs the shock of having to relearn where all the shortcuts are. In fact, I find it easier to reach my middle right finger up for CTRL+C and my ring right finger for CTRL+V. Try it! :) It has a sorta teeter totter effect.

      Well, the problem is you can't use the mouse any the shortcut keys at the same time (which I like). It's nice using the Copy/Cut/Paste key combos while clicking around with the mouse to move text. Other ones are Ctrl+W to close tabs and Ctrl+R to refresh and Ctrl+T to open a new tab in Firefox

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    17. Re:wrong by ari_j · · Score: 5, Funny

      And quadruple-bucky-shift-left-foot-cokebottle is the shortcut that does a cvs download of the Hurd, finishes the unfinished parts, and prepares it for release.

      Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard once, not that long ago, to move all the modifier keys to the floor. We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could speed up our typing significantly by never having to use two finger simultaneously by way of our feet doing that part of the job.

    18. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only keystroke sequence left is Clown+Penis+Fart.

    19. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      You've never used Emacs have you?

      Alt-W, Ctrl-Y

      yes, that's easy to reach. Undo? Why that's simply Ctrl-Shift-minus. Oddly however, once you get used to using the modifier keys these shortcuts seem natural rather than hard to reach. Any keyboard layout is good if you get used to it.


      You've never used vim, have you?

      y, p

      yes that's easy to reach. Undo? Why, that's simply u. Oddly however, once you get used not using the modifier keys these shortcuts seem natural rather than hard to reach.
    20. Re:wrong by KI0PX · · Score: 1

      Actually, some shortcuts work quite well (coincidentally). For instance, copying a URL and pasting it into a new Firefox tab would be Ctrl-C Ctrl-T Ctrl-V in qwerty. The Dvorak equivalent would be hitting Ctrl-I Ctrl-K Ctrl-. which is quite easy to do.

      Another nice perk of using dvorak: passwords. Want to come up with a seemingly random password? Type a dvorak word into a qwerty keyboard. Bam!

    21. Re:wrong by Golias · · Score: 1

      I thought the whole point of the article was that DVORAK should be presented to newbies, before the get QWERTY patterns into their muscle-memories.

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    22. Re:wrong by Quarem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Two years ago I became interested enough in DVORAK to actually learn the layout. It would have been very frustrating to have to relearn command key placements like you say, but at least in Mac OS X, the system I was using, there is a keyboard layout called "Dvorak - Qwerty Command". This feature implements the Dvorak keyboard layout, but when the command key is pressed it reverts to the Qwerty layout so that all the command keys are the same as you are used to in Qwerty.

      After using this layout for several months, the only programs that didn't accept it were Microsoft applications, which seemed to randomly decide if they would follow the Qwerty or Dvorak layout for command keys. If you are on Mac OS X there really isn't a lot of disadvantages to trying Dvorak out if you are free from MS applications (I haven't tried Mac Office 2004 to see if this problem persists).

      The only bad thing about learning Dvorak is that when you go back to a regular keyboard you are basically back to hunt and peck. I found it really difficult to be able to switch between the two and maintain typing speed; I can type at over 100 wpm on either layout after sufficient time is given for me to adjust. That said I would way rather use Dvorak it just feels nicer on your hands, you can type faster, and I found I made less typos.

    23. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rofl
      no you're not
      what an idiot

    24. Re:wrong by professor+seagull · · Score: 0

      you obviously didn't read the article since it's advertising a new keyboard

    25. Re:wrong by anamexis · · Score: 0, Redundant

      As I just said, the default DVORAK layout with the letter-to-letter command mappings is still there, so it's a moot point.

    26. Re:wrong by asdfjilk · · Score: 3, Informative

      I'm not sure if you can do this in windows or linux, but in OSX you can have your keyboard mapped to dvorak-qwerty where if you hold ctrl or alt, the keyboard reverts back to qwerty for just that reason.

    27. Re:wrong by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 4, Informative

      I would tend to be suspicious of studies comparing qwerty to dvorak, since most people who learn dvorak learned qwerty first, whereas most qwerty users know only qwerty. Because of qwerty's ubiquity, it's very difficult to make an objective comparison.

      I use qwerty and dvorak interchangeably, and am probably slower in both than if I had stuck with qwerty alone, but I find dvorak much more comfortable (and that's something that's much harder to quantify).

      According to a quick google search, Barbara Blackburn is the fastest typist in the world and she uses dvorak. That carries more weight than questionable studies in my book, though I would prefer a better reference than a random web link.

      Does anyone have data comparing the fastest known dvorak typists to the fastest known qwerty typists?

    28. Re:wrong by Methuseus · · Score: 2, Funny

      How much did you have to smoke the night you thought about making that footboard?

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    29. Re:wrong by Taladar · · Score: 1

      You forgot to mention the mode-change-key (or however vim users call it) that is for some strange reason the one key worse reachable than almost every other: Escape

    30. Re:wrong by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      Others have pointed out that Mac OS X allows you to preserve shortcuts, but what about command line utilities? ls, for example, is so easy and convenient because it is right-hsnd/left-hand/right-hand (including the return). Has anybody ever bothered to make a standard set of symlinks for CLI apps to preserve the feel of typing them? That, combined with OS-X's shortcut preservation would be a big help toward switching.

    31. Re:wrong by Hooded+One · · Score: 0

      I'd buy one.

    32. Re:wrong by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Such things exist, and people are using them as well:
      http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/foot.htm

      Remove the foot.htm bit for the whole site, it uses frames.

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    33. Re:wrong by HuguesT · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Under MacOS/X there is a settings where the keyboard is Dvorak for normal typing but Qwerty as soon as the "apple" key is depressed for shortcuts.

      Therefore you get all the advantages of Dvorak (or supposed advantages) and your shortcuts are in the same place as ever.

    34. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already exist, http://www.kinesis.com/, indeed, they sell ergonomic keyboards with footswitches that have an inbuilt Dvorak keymap.

    35. Re:wrong by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, you know, I got used to the older shortcuts, which is to say CTRL-INS, SHIFT-INS and CTRL-DEL. And ALT-BACKSPACE for undo. They work just as well, if that's what you're used to. (Incidentally, they'd also be in the same position on a Dvorak keyboard)

      Or I pretty much grew up on WordStar. To do the equivalent of the CTRL-C CTRL-V you mention, you'd have to use block commands, which were prefixed with CTRL-K. But an even more fun command group were those starting with CTRL-O. Don't even try doing that with the left hand only, it's not comfortable. Again, it worked well enough and people were typing whole books in WordStar. (And I stuck to Borland IDEs for programming until 2001 or so, because they let me use the WordStar key mappings.)

      Or here's an bit of fun about German keyboards. The CUA Undo is CTRL-Z, and German keyboards are QWERTZ. I.e., CTRL-Z is where CTRL-Y would be on the USA keyboards. People use it with no problem, though. More fun for programming is that the square brackets have been moved on RIGHT_ALT-8 and RIGHT_ALT-9, instead of being a single keystroke, to make way for the national characters. And "@" (as used in emails) is RIGHT_ALT+Q. Again, seems to work OK, if that's what you got used to.

      Basically as was said, _any_ keyboard arrangement works just as well, if that's what you're used to. Including, I'd add, any arrangement of the shortcuts on the keyboard.

      However, the reverse is also true. Switching to a new arrangement just brings a long learning curve before you get back to speed. So buying Dvorak keyboards for the whole company to "improve their productivity" might have the opposite effect, as well as needlessly annoying everyone.

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    36. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OKAY DUdE, TWELVE PEOpLE HAVE ALREaDY SAID THAT. GO AHEAD AND CONSIDER YOuRSElF MODDED REDUNDANT!

    37. Re:wrong by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      but in OSX you can have your keyboard mapped to dvorak-qwerty where if you hold ctrl or alt, the keyboard reverts back to qwerty for just that reason.

      Yet again, I wish I could buy Mac hardware off the shelf and build my own machine... That's the best feature I've ever heard of.

    38. Re:wrong by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      If you're using EMACS you might just as well RECONFIGURE all the shortcuts to your liking so what they are becomes quite a moot point... emacs user is more likely to get dirty with the editor anyways.

      Most people would NOT switch to emacs to get to adjust themselfs to a keyboard they would only have at their home or office.

      a BIG problem with dvorak and other alternative keymappings is that qwerty is the standard one. qwerty is the one you'll find in a 'full' pda keyboard. qwerty is the one you'll find in the cafe. qwerty is the one that's going to be on your friends machine. even a crappy standard is better than no standard at all(and qwerty is plenty fast for anything anyways).

      now, were I disabled and able to use only one hand.. THEN I'd definetely switch to 'one handed dvorak'.

      now.. as to what the hell this slashdot story is supposed to do except mindless pr for this product and recirculate the old myth..

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    39. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      its not hard to change short cuts to any arbitrary key combination. "a;" for example whould make a nice one. the point is that key guestures should customizable. I actually think the keyboard itself should be customizable. That would be in effect if keys themselves had led matrixes instead of painted alpha numeric symbols.

    40. Re:wrong by fishbot · · Score: 1

      If you don't like pressing escape you can always use C-[ to generate ASCII 27 :)

    41. Re:wrong by ultrabot · · Score: 1

      magine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V

      You don't stretch yor hands to do it - you just use two hands. Left hand presses caps lock (which any sensible user has remapped to ctrl) and right hand presses C and V. That's the ergonomic way to do it. Chording will kill your hands.

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    42. Re:wrong by zerblat · · Score: 1
      most users do use apps that use the common key commands like cntrl (or command)-c, -v, -x, etc.
      That's not my experience. I've seen lots of people who've used computers regularly for years but never use any keyboard shortcuts. Copy? That's either Edit->Copy or that button with two papers. Save? Click the floppy.
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    43. Re:wrong by mpeisenbr · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean about the hunting and pecking. When I learned Dvorak, I got to the point where I successfully de-programmed my querty habits without being very proficent in Dvorak. As I was in school at the time I didn't have the patience to deal with this new problem, and quickly tired of the experiment.

    44. Re:wrong by Frymaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ari_j, emacs user writes:
      Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard [for emacs] once

      Taladar, critic of vim writes:
      You forgot to mention the mode-change-key (or however vim users call it) that is for some strange reason the one key worse reachable than almost every other: Escape

      given the choice between a text editor that requires me to hit the escape key and one that is so complex that a footboard is proposed a solution to control key chaos, i'd choose the escape key!

    45. Re:wrong by Frymaster · · Score: 1
      According to a quick google search, Barbara Blackburn is the fastest typist in the world and she uses dvorak.

      well, a sample population of one person on the farthest possible end of the bell curve is a pretty crappy sample. sorry.

    46. Re:wrong by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Er, you're supposed to use the OTHER HAND to press down Ctrl..

      Yeah right. Like you REALLY use both hands to type.

      LK

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    47. Re:wrong by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      It's pretty easy to relearn. I have Copy set to Shift-Del and Paste to Shift-Ins (they are next to the spacebar on my laptop). That leaves control C available for break in terminal windows. I also have Shift left and right move between tabs and control left and right move between screen sessions. Alt-Tab is still switch apps, but that's because I'm used to it and there's no easy extra modifier to alter the left and right for app switching (plus it jibes with Alt-Tab for apps and Control-Tab for desktops).

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    48. Re:wrong by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      On German (QWERTZ) keyboard layout, that's worse than escape (Ctrl+AltGr+8).

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    49. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You know, Linux is an absolute pain to use on a foreign keyboard. One example: When searching for text, searching forward is /, searching backwards is ?. Easy on a US keyboard. A pain on a Spanish keyboard, where ? is where '_' is on a US keyboard, and / is where '&' is on a US keyboard.

      The way I work around this is by having a custom key mapping in Linux that gives me áéíóúüñ without remapping any of the other keys. I wish it was as easy to set up a custom key mapping in Windoze.

    50. Re:wrong by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      It's pretty easy to relearn. I have Copy set to Shift-Del and Paste to Shift-Ins (they are next to the spacebar on my laptop).

      How do you remap the shortcut keys? Does it work in all of your apps, or just specific ones that let you switch?

    51. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sample population of one person who can beat out all the typists in the world is a fucking awesome sample, sorry. If anyone could do better with QWERTY, they would have. Parallel: the fact that not everyone knows how to do the Fosbury Flop in no way detracts from the fact that though it's no more complex than the best alternatives, the people who can do it out-high-jump those who can't.

    52. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I created such a gizmo about 20 years ago to add meta and control-meta keys to a VT100 for EMACS. It worked quite well.

    53. Re:wrong by zsau · · Score: 1

      Two comments only randomly related... one in favor of your comments, one in opposition.

      Being an X-and-dvorak-using zealot, I totally forgot the standard copy-and-paste keys. When I started using a Mac with the Dvorak keyboard, my first thought was: How on earth can this possibly be construed as a User Friendly environment, what has V got to do with pasting? --- I'd been trying Ctrl-P and I'm still sure that'd be better. In any case, if you use a decent environment/toolkit, it'll let you arbitrarily remap your keyboard shortcuts to whatever you want; GTK+ is especially nice like this (you need to turn on an option which Gnome doesn't expose, but ROX does, and I'm a bigger ROX zealot than a Dvorak one!). But still, I use the keyboard most for non-typing in VI(M), and even things like the navigation keys don't phase me.

      As for the possible superiority of Dvorak, try getting used to touchtyping Dvorak, then go back to qwerty. The *only* word harder to type in dvorak than qwerty is 'qwerty', and going backwards (i.e D=>Q) really does show the advantages of dvorak; it doesn't hurt to type mostly. No random stretches, no going backwards... I can feel my bones complaining right now as I'm not typing on my own computer.

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    54. Re:wrong by eyebee · · Score: 1

      E is the most commonly used letter in the English Language isn't it?

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    55. Re:wrong by JabberWokky · · Score: 1
      In KDE, it works in everything (you can also do app specific mapping). Dunno about your OS/Desktop of choice.

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    56. Re:wrong by epine · · Score: 2, Funny


      No no no. Eliminate the ESC key by depressing a foot pedal to activate insert mode. Extra bonus: eliminate modes as well as the spastic reflex to slap the ESC key every time your mind wanders. Or here's another idea: put a torsion sensor in your seat pan to detect left cheek lilt, right cheek lilt and use that to control insert/command modes in VI. Extra bonus: more opportunities to unleash "silent but deadly".

    57. Re:wrong by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      "studies show neither dvorak nor qwerty have an advantage. in fact they show almost any random arrangement of keys appears to work equally well." What studies?

    58. Re:wrong by 808140 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I use both vi and emacs extensively. I originally coded entirely in ed (I'm actually not kidding), and I still enjoy it. Then I started using vi (I was already using emacs at this time for most development work) for lots of short edits -- it was more convenient for remote sessions and sus and loaded faster, making it ideal for mutt.

      I always hated vim, because it took what I perceived to be vi's primary selling point -- its light weight -- and perverted it beyong recognition. Check this out:

      40 -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 39544 2003-04-03 00:23 /bin/ed*
      4316 -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4404276 2004-10-17 00:26 /usr/bin/emacs21-x*
      1056 -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1074424 2004-12-19 20:06 /usr/bin/vim*

      vim is a full fourth of the size of emacs! Keep in mind that emacs includes X11 support, and my vim doesn't have X11 support compiled in. I don't actually have nvi or better, Bill Joy's original vi installed on this system, but compared to how light-weight vi used to be, I always considered vim to be an evil editor, installing nvi on all of my machines instead.

      Recently, though, I've been using vim much more, because it has good unicode support (nvi doesn't, at all) and I currently operate in a completely unicode environment. In the past, emacs kicked the crap out of vi in terms of internationalization -- it could do unicode-style editing before unicode existed. But emacs 21 has some random wackiness where utf-8 isn't considered a valid encoding for CJK, and since I work in China, that's a bit of a deal breaker. Emacs 22 is a unicode-based rewrite that aims to fix this, but you know how GNU is ... release Real Soon Now[tm].

      So I installed vim. Now here's the point I'm getting around to: the mode key.

      A lot of emacs users think the mode key in vi sucks donkey nuts. Similarly, every vi user makes jokes about the cryptic control character sequences used by emacs users. Personally, I'd never found either to be at all annoying. Until I started having to type Chinese in vi.

      Up until then, I'd only ever used emacs for internationalized editing. Emacs rules in this respect. It has very nice input methods built into the editor -- by which I mean of course that they're written in elisp -- meaning that I don't have to rely on XIM or anything similar and can be sure that inputing stuff won't interfere with emacs' default user interface paradigm.

      In vi, here's an example session:

      :10
      $
      a
      Alt-Space (enter XIM)
      Chinese characters go here
      Alt-Space (exit XIM)
      ESC
      ...

      Now, if I forget to exit the XIM, ESC typically does nothing (or sometimes, depending on the input method in question, will transparently be passed to the application) and then my vi editing keys go to the input method and not to vi! ARGH!

      See, one mode is no problem -- but two, nested modes definitely are. I have to enter insert mode, then enter chinese input mode, then type, then exit chinese input mode, then exit insert mode, then type commands. Do you see how these two levels suck penis?

      This is where the non-extensibility of an editor like vi really bites it in the butt. It would be cool if I could have one key that puts me into insert mode, and turns on the Chinese input method. Not possible to do, not the least because vi already uses pretty much every key.

      In emacs, for comparison, I put myself in Chinese mode at the beginning, and because the characters I type that get inserted into the buffer (or in this case, fed to the input method system) are never interpreted as commands, I don't ever have the problem of emacs thinking that some characters I want to type are actually commands. When you don't need an IME, this isn't a problem -- but when you do, it's a pain in the butt.

      That having been said, I'm quite fond of the modal system, most of the time. And I do use vi a lot (more than any other editor, nowadays, because it allows me to edit CJK-having utf-8 files). But this one thing about it is just infuriating.

      And unfortunately, I don't see any way to really fix this, without completely destroying vi's input paradigm.

    59. Re:wrong by arose · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, other programs just have different shortcuts then Emacs.

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    60. Re:wrong by sbryant · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've had worse than just quitting emacs... the shortcut for auto-indenting a block of code is CTRL-ALT-\ (backslash). The backslash on my keyboard is right under backspace; CTRL-ALT-backspace kills the X server.

      Been there. Done that. More than once. :-(

      Back to the original story: see that line about there being two keyboard standards today (QWERTY and Dvorak)? That's bollocks! Germans, for example, have a QWERTZ keyboard which includes the umlaut characters. Other countries have other weird and wonderful layouts, some of which look nothing like the QWERTY layout.

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    61. Re:wrong by brpr · · Score: 1

      Look, the point is that the extremes in a distribution don't mean much. The fact that the fastest known Dvorak typist is faster than the fastest known Qwerty typist is very very slim evidence for Dvorak being better. To make a reliable comparison you need to compare the entire distribution of typing speeds for both keyboards. Data points outside two standard deviations are exceptional and it doesn't usually mean much to compare the exceptional cases in two different distributions, because there are usually additional factors which made them exceptional in the first place, and which are probably not be relavent to the question you're trying to answer. The Fosbery Flop analogy you make just isn't analagous, because in that case you'd be comparing a large number of people who don't use FF to a large number of people whoe do, not simply taking the most extreme case from each sample.

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    62. Re:wrong by binkzz · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is the all powerful VI editor that made me switch back from Dvorak because you just can't handle it on anything other than Qwerty. I also gained no speed increase on Dvorak, but typing was made easier. I would definitely recommend Dvorak to people with RSI.

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    63. Re:wrong by rikkus-x · · Score: 1

      Escape is very easy to reach on some keyboards. On 'PC' keyboards, however, it's usually a little too far away, being separated from the main block of keys rather than the last key at top left.

      If you're unlucky enough to have to use a 'PC' keyboard, you can simply tell Vim to use the '`' key for Escape. Or anything else. Ctrl-[ works already, if you care to use that.

      Oh, and remap caps lock to ctrl while you're at it.

      Rik

    64. Re:wrong by BJH · · Score: 1

      It's possible to switch off the Ctrl-Alt-Backspace key combination in your XF86Config file - it makes it a bit trickier to recover when your X server really does crash, but I find it to be a lot safer.

    65. Re:wrong by gowen · · Score: 1
      A sample population of one person who can beat out all the typists in the world is a fucking awesome sample, sorry.
      The same methodology would result in me buying one of Michael Schumacher's Ferrari F1 racing cars in order to make the school run... He's the fastest, so who cares whether it suits *my* needs.
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    66. Re:wrong by leonmergen · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, just like everyone's adopting IPv6 when it became available and started writing proper HTML when Firefox became popular...

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    67. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You mean the computer where there's ONLY ONE BUTTON???

    68. Re:wrong by amorsen · · Score: 1
      We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could speed up our typing significantly by never having to use two finger simultaneously by way of our feet doing that part of the job.

      When the organist plays, it does not make too much difference whether she hits the foot pedal a microsecond after she hits a note on the keyboard, rather than a microsecond before. The timing has to be approximately right, but the order doesn't matter. Typing has the opposite properties, and I think most people would have trouble getting the order right.

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    69. Re:wrong by pv2b · · Score: 1

      FYI, it is pretty easy to set up a custom keyboard layout in Windows. Take a look at Keyboard Layout Manager Medium.

      Now, if I could only find an non-sucky keyboard customization tool for Mac OS X...

    70. Re:wrong by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Urge to kill... rising...

    71. Re:wrong by krilli · · Score: 1

      Actually, you wouldn't believe the difference a microsecond makes. The thing called groove is made out of pure microsecond shifts ...

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    72. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is Cmd-C Cmd-V some kind of shortcut for entering Medium Access Control addresses?

    73. Re:wrong by logpoacher · · Score: 2, Interesting
      What an excellent post - I wish I had mod-points!

      But ....

      It would be cool if I could have one key that puts me into insert mode, and turns on the Chinese input method. Not possible to do, not the least because vi already uses pretty much every key.

      Have you tried to map a key, using good old ":map"? I can go:

      :map v ihello

      and it maps the command mode "v" key to put me insert mode, enter the "hello", and leaves me in insert mode. I could put a ^V^[ on the end to escape back to cmd mode - but it sounds like you want to automate something that stays in input mode.

      Of course, you may have been trying this for the last year and have written a textbook on why this doesn't work ... but if you haven't, then it might be worth a try.

      Note that you can stick the map into your .exrc to make it permanent. I usually use 'v', 'V', 'Q' for mappings, as they aren't used for anything I've ever found. Or you can use #1 to #9 for function keys. Also, note that :map! will define the map to work in insert mode, not cmd mode, so you can write "get me out of ins mode and then do something else" macros.

      Have you ever seen that maze solver, written entirely in vi mappings? Awesome. Terrible. Nerve shaking. After I saw it, I had to write a useful expression solver the same way, just to prove that I still had any testicles at all ... :-)

    74. Re:wrong by cocotoni · · Score: 2

      But different keyboards are better for different things. I have a Swiss French keyboard (QWERTZ layout), and it sucks for any programming. The fact that I have to press AltGr to get some characters as [, ], {, } and # is not acceptable for any programming in C.

      Fortunately, I grew up on the US keyboard, and now I use this mapping as I touch type. When I have to write a letter or a document in French or German I switch the layout and get the full glory of the accents and umlauts, but then I hunt-and-peck.

    75. Re:wrong by paskie · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-C usually works fine (at least in vim; in other vi variants it usually switch modes too, but it can have more negative consequences as well). The other advantage of using Ctrl-C is that you can actually bind alt- keys; otherwise if you bind alt-p i.e. to switch paste/nopaste, then do quick p to put the current buffer, it switches the paste mode instead ;-).

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    76. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shift-del and Shift-ins are already cut and paste in most Windows apps (comes from the old days - those shortcuts have existed since there was an edit.com). Ctrl-ins is copy.

    77. Re:wrong by Cska+Sofia · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Unfortunately, it only preserves QWERTY for Command- shortcuts; Ctrl- combinations annoyingly remain mapped to the Dvorak layout.

    78. Re:wrong by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Well, you could always just edit your keyboard layout. It's an XML file, so it doesn't look too hard (I haven't looked into it myself).

      Personally, I found it easier (and less confusing in the long run) to just suck it up for a few days and relearn the key shortcuts.

    79. Re:wrong by term8or · · Score: 1

      Or you could just remap the shortcuts to something better for the Dvorak.

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    80. Re:wrong by Dougie+Cool · · Score: 0

      studies show neither dvorak nor qwerty have an advantage.

      Sod the studies. I tried Dvorak myself. It took me several months to get any good at typing with it, and I had to re-learn things like ctrl-z to use the other ctrl. Also, with it being an American layout, the only way I could get a £ was to do alt-0163, and there was no key. And they switched my " and @ around. And there was no way of doing a ? either.

      I'm back on QWERTY now. QWERTY is a lot faster to type on a QWERTY keyboard than on a Dvorak.

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    81. Re:wrong by pixelbeat · · Score: 1

      It's not surprising that the fastest typist uses the dvorak layout, since it is nearly optimum for english text and three row keyboards.

    82. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont forget nano, or pico (although ive never tried pico myself, nano is my favourite)

    83. Re:wrong by 808140 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Very cool, and let me just say, I wasn't aware of the map feature. I'll stick that into my ever-increasingly large bag of vim tricks. Of course, this won't work here, because the Chinese input method is not part of vim -- it's a normal XIM (in this case SCIM, but I use XCIN as well sometimes). Therefore, even with a yummy feature like map, I can't tell vi to switch on my input method. Or switch it off. They're two different apps.

      I mean, while my criticism of vim in this respect is valid, let's not blow it out of proportion -- it's a pretty specific complaint, and it doesn't detract from the utility of vi as an editor. It's just one place where the modal paradigm can be something of a pain. But to quote a documentary on male models I saw recently, "Come on! The guy had to magically pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you!"

      Emacs would work better in this particular instance, but the emacs guys fail it, because they can't get unicode to work properly. So vi still gets a point. I wouldn't sweat it too much :)

      I'll just use vim until emacs 22 comes out.

    84. Re:wrong by cL0h · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same methodology would not but if you wanted to achieve top speeds on a formula one track it would. All tennis players serve overhand because it's the best way to play tennis but it's not the best way to serve in raquetball.

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    85. Re:wrong by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      Getting older by the minute that joke is. Maybe try it out in Korea.

    86. Re:wrong by mav[LAG] · · Score: 1

      Do the labels on the keys also jump back to their qwerty positions? It's easy to feel where z,x,c and v are but other more distant keys might be a problem - as well as reinforcing the qwerty layout in your mind while you're supposed to be using Dvorak.

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    87. Re:wrong by jrumney · · Score: 2, Informative
      But emacs 21 has some random wackiness where utf-8 isn't considered a valid encoding for CJK

      The tables for mapping CJK onto Unicode are not present in 21.3, but they were posted to gnu.emacs.sources by Dave Love around April 2002, and are available somewhere on his FTP site. 21.4 will have the tables, and dynamically load them as needed, and that can be got from CVS now (and is reasonably stable, certainly more stable than the unicode branch).

    88. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, my vastly better INTERCAL keyboard has shortcuts for all INTERCAL and Brainfuck commands. Can't beat that for serious programming!

    89. Re:wrong by lowmagnet · · Score: 1

      It just takes a little practice. I type qwerty at work, and dvorak at home. I switch rather easily. There is that brief period where I yfl. nct. ydco ,d.b c i.y drm.v (Type like this when I get home)

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    90. Re:wrong by Malc · · Score: 1

      Switching between US and UK keyboards is quite hard though. Most of it is the same... but the odd punction changes will really throw you just when you're getting in to your flow.

    91. Re:wrong by zojas · · Score: 1

      actually, dvorak is quite convenient for most shortcuts, because it promotes using BOTH hands. I learned to use dvorak on a standard qwerty keyboard, so I had to become a touch typist. are you trying to type one-handed or something? :)

      ctl-c? hold down control with left pinky, hit c with right middle finger. ctl-v? left pinky, right ring finger.

      granted, using jklh in vim for cursor movement takes a little getting used to with dvorak, since l and h are no longer near each other, but that was the only stumbling block I ever ran into for keyboard shortcuts.

      ctl-q: the q is right next to the control key
      ctl-w: 2 handed again

    92. Re:wrong by ari_j · · Score: 1

      wHAt are you talking aboUT/

    93. Re:wrong by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I still want a Space Cadet keyboard. I think it had 5 modifier keys per hand. I wonder if I can turn my Windows key into a Meta (in Windows as well as Linux)...

      By the way, in case you haven't noticed this one yet, try your keyboard's "application menu" key in Emacs. It's the same effect as M-x, but with one key. Now, if only that key weren't in a less convenient location than the aggregate bother of typing M-x to begin with.

    94. Re:wrong by digitect · · Score: 1

      The problem with this being that what is printed on the key itself is different than what is obtained when the key is pressed. I can imagine my mom, "So let me get this straight, when I press it normally it is an 'F', but when I hold down Ctrl it is a 'V'?"

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    95. Re:wrong by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Back to the original story: see that line about there being two keyboard standards today (QWERTY and Dvorak)? That's bollocks! Germans, for example, have a QWERTZ keyboard which includes the umlaut characters.

      Yeah, but you'd hardly deny that the German keyboard is basically QWERTY with a couple of minor differences and additions. And yeah, it has some extra keys, but 'QWERTY' only really describes the number/letter keys at most; otherwise, compare a typewriter and PC keyboard and note that the non-letter keys (and even the symbol placement) is likely to be very different.

      Actually, I'm surprised that you didn't quote the French AZERTY layout; that's more different to QWERTY than the German layout is. (Wonder if they did that because French has- I assume- different statistical occurrences of letters than English?)

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    96. Re:wrong by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard once, not that long ago, to move all the modifier keys to the floor. We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could speed up our typing significantly by never having to use two finger simultaneously by way of our feet doing that part of the job.

      I think this is actually a good idea. Think about it -- pipe organs, guitar pedals, even the gas/brake/clutch pedals in a car -- using our feet to control machines is not a foreign concept. Why should computers be any different?

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    97. Re:wrong by karakal · · Score: 1

      Why this entry is marked as informative is way out of my mind... In fact, did anyone, who tries to argue against a Dvorak-Keyboard ever used one? I bet not (as always).

    98. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard once, not that long ago, to move all the modifier keys to the floor. We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could speed up our typing significantly by never having to use two finger simultaneously by way of our feet doing that part of the job."

      good idea.... could you please put a scroll-wheel on it too?

    99. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's clarify, although the parent doesn't need it. It's not "DVORAK", it's just "Dvorak" after the guy's name. "QWERTY" on the other hand... well, maybe it's kinda smarter to call it just "Qwerty" because it sorta isn't an acronym, regardless.

      More to the point. I've tried the Dvorak mapping on OS X. I couldn't find any benefit in it. Maybe I'm just too used to Qwerty typing to switch. Or maybe I should have had the keys printed on the keyboard. But actually, I can't see any benefit in any new layout -- I already type as fast as I think ;-)

    100. Re:wrong by aeiz · · Score: 1

      Anyone tried the AYBABTU layout?

    101. Re:wrong by Renegrade · · Score: 1

      Try riding a motorbike - the clutch is hand-operated and the gearshifter operated by the foot. It works very well.

      Actually, ditto for standard transmission automobiles - the clutch is operated by the foot, and the shifter by the hand.

      These all have to be in proper order, where milliseconds do matter. I never have a problem. Naturally, different people have different capabilities - while most of my friends can shift properly, there's one who always manages to stall ...

    102. Re:wrong by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

      yup

    103. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using Alt-Q to type "@" worked flawlessly for me for many years. However 3 days ago I got a Mac. What used to be the position of the Alt-key is now the Apple-key. Meaning I press Apple-Q everytime I want to input an @. However Apple-Q is the standardized QUIT shortcut.

      You can imagine how much fun it is to have completely written an email and then have the program close on you when you finally type in the email address :(

    104. Re:wrong by Renegrade · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, but it kills some of the advantage of the usual keys...

      C / Copy. This one is obvious.
      X / Cut. It's right next to copy, and X is a symbol for deletion.
      V / Paste. V is the same shape as that mark used to insert text.

      Those three keys are standard for a lot of OSes - Macs, as mentioned before, Windows, and Amigas, to name a few (Amigas use left-Amiga key, which is rougly where the 'windows' key is on a PC keyboard. Actually, the 104 key PC keyboard is much closer to the old Amiga keyboard than the 101 key is, but it's still missing the HELP button)

    105. Re:wrong by graphicsguy · · Score: 1

      It's been done. Good to relieve/prevent carpal tunnel in the wrists (but what does it do for your ankles?)

      http://www.bilbo.com/bilbo.html
      http://www.fentek-ind.com/FootPedal.htm

    106. Re:wrong by BrainP1L07 · · Score: 1

      studies show neither dvorak nor qwerty have an advantage.
      That most probably shows these experiments were not well enough designed.
      in fact they show almost any random arrangement of keys appears to work equally well
      In other words, they show they've not been able to show anything (isolate any significant bias).
      To have a point here, they would need to explain why known cognitive biases should not apply to keyboard matters.

      One doesn't need to be a cognitive expert to understand that, granted letters in words don't follow eachother randomly, crafting these co-frequencies geographicaly on a keyboard must result in different typing patterns compared to random arrangements.

      A bias might just be sensible when people don't exactly know where keys are, thus needing to look at the keyboard (visual field has a small focus zone of ~1 degree). They also have a smallest distance to cover between successive keys on a DVORAK.
      It doesn't necessarily mean people will learn faster where keys are, for these co-frequencies don't mean much from a mnesic point of view. People won't gather keys in mnesic chunk units, thus they still have to learn the location of the same amount of indivual items.
      Also, when people know where keys are (type without looking at the keyboard), another (smaller) source of bias might come up: successive moves are faster and more accurate when they involve distant parts of the body. You'll get faster response time with two keys, each controled by a different hand's finger, than one controlled by the ring finger and another by the pinky from the same hand.
      Finally, this last bias disapears when people are very good at it (like musicians): even geographic distance (longer moves) don't mean much anymore.

      Therefore a bad writer should be slightly faster on DVORAK, and a better one slightly faster on QWERTY. Excellent writers should perform the same. DVORAK and QWERTY should be as long/difficult to learn.
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    107. Re:wrong by Entrope · · Score: 1

      I'll see your unsupported claim of being fastest and raise you a product endorsement: Gregory Arakelian reportedly sustains 158 wpm and can hit 183 wpm, and endorsed one particular brand of QWERTY keyboard as the best keyboard out there. As someone else pointed out, sample sizes of one are not very reliable, and thus not very interesting.

    108. Re:wrong by hangareighteen · · Score: 1

      Which is all well and good when you consider keyboard shortcuts for GUI commands; however, the Dvorak layout really sucks when it comes to a UNIX shell. '/bin/ls' comes down to being completely on the pinky, which is the one I remember being the worst as I use it a lot. There are many other commands that seem to be choosen for their convenience on the QWERTY keyboard layout, this way, ls is completely on the ring fingers. Much, much easier.

      And, this is the main reason, after prying all the keys off my QWERTY keyboard and "hacking" it into a Dvorak layout -- I did the process all over again to reverse it. It's simply too annoying for many of the pseudo-typing activities I use my computer for (shell admin, programming, lynx, etc...)

    109. Re:wrong by QMO · · Score: 3, Funny

      I had a foot pedal for my computer, once.
      But then I called tech support and they told me that it was the mouse.

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    110. Re:wrong by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 0
      Does anyone have data comparing the fastest known dvorak typists to the fastest known qwerty typists?
      I can type at 5000 wpm, but I keep /.'ing my keyboard buffer.....
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    111. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been using a Dvorak layout for about a year now. I'm ready to switch back to QWERTY. Absolutely no improvement so far, the keys still sometimes feel awkwardly positioned, and it's a pain to sit down on someone else's QWERTY keyboard after getting used to this. So I'm going to stick with QWERTY. Yes, it is all just as good as any random permutation of the keys.

    112. Re:wrong by karnal · · Score: 1

      Getting older by the minute that joke is. Maybe try it out in Korea.

      No, no no no no.

      "Getting older by the minute, that joke is. Try in Korea, you might."

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    113. Re:wrong by wondafucka · · Score: 1

      Doesn't bother me. I've got repetetive stress syndrome, and can't even do one-handed shortcuts anymore. The blinding pain inflicted by "the claw" is a damn good deterrent. Control C? More like Control Oh my god my tendons/ligaments are on fire.

    114. Re:wrong by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1

      Personally, one thing I just can't get past with Dvorak is the fact that the command:

      ls -l<ENTER>

      Uses your right pinkie five times in a row (not counting the space).

      And just "ls<ENTER>" by itself is your right pinkie three times, or otherwise an uncomfortable contortion of fourth and fifth finger.

    115. Re:wrong by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Tarsal tunnel syndrome? Bah!

    116. Re:wrong by gaj · · Score: 1
      Or you could use CTRL-[, instead. If CTRL is set up where $DIETY intended it, your hands don't need to move off the home row.

      Also, long time vi users tend to edit in a "modal" manner as well. It really matches the actual use pattern during coding. You're either reading a bunch of code (in command mode), or entering a bunch of code (in insert mode) ... if you know vi even reasonably well, bouncing back and forth should be rare.

    117. Re:wrong by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not being able to find a key to map to "enter insert mode and enter XIM" is a poor complaint. Do you really use every single default mapping?

      If you wanted, you could just remap "i" to always enter XIM also, or alternatively remap "I" to do the same. (Do you really use the default binding of I: "Insert text before the first non-blank in the line [count] times."

      I don't know anything about XIM mode, but I would be surprised if you couldn't map a key to press CTRL-SPACE and Esc in sequence.

    118. Re:wrong by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Ok, your sig actually made me laugh out loud (in a crowded room, so I had some 'splaining to do).

      Best... Sig... Ever!

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    119. Re:wrong by Bloater · · Score: 1

      I'm planning a "twister" input device. You spin the board, and depending on what it says, you have to put your limbs in different places. 'e' requires three people and a small plucked chicken.

    120. Re:wrong by P-Nuts · · Score: 1
      Undo? Why that's simply Ctrl-Shift-minus.

      Actually, there are three undo shortcut commands by default in Emacs: Ctrl-X followed by U (which is clearly a bit tricky to key), Ctrl-Shift-minus (still a bit tough), and Ctrl-/. For happiest Emacs/vi use, map Control to Caps-Lock, or better yet, get a "Happy Hacking" keyboard (has Ctrl, Esc in more sensible places, gets rid of function keys and numeric keypad, saves desk space).

    121. Re:wrong by pla · · Score: 1

      You don't stretch yor hands to do it - you just use two hands

      No mod points at the moment, but +5 insightful!

      Unless trying to type one-handed (On the phone, ya pervs!), I use two hands for any key combination. Even "easy" ones like {Ctrl,Shift,Alt}-{A,S,Z,X,C}.

      But then again, I peck (no "hunt-and-" involved after this many years of use) somewhere over 80WPM. "Home" position? Sure, those little dots on the "F" and "J" (yes, I had to look down to get those letters - I know where to move my fingers to get to any key from the two dots, but not actually where those dots reside) make it easier to get your bearings when typing in the dark, but aside from that?


      So, to make this on-topic, what keyboard layout works best? I can give a nice, simple answer - The one that I will most likely encounter when sitting down at a computer (in the US, in my case). That currently means QWERTY. Which means that, when I need to replace a keyboard, I will replace it with the one I know in my sleep - QWERTY. Perhaps I could type 10% faster on a Dvorak or other "ergonomic" layout, if I took the time to learn it, and learned to type the old-fashioned way (see my comment on the home position). But does 10% faster on 1% of machines make up for needing to go back to hunting-and-pecking at around 5WPM on the other 99% of machines make sense? IMO, not even close.

    122. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you could change that to a chicken with a pulley in the middle, I'd buy it in a second.

    123. Re:wrong by jonadab · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem with Dvorak is that it makes the same mistakes as QWERTY.

      Fundamentally, how you arrange the letters -- assuming you use some logical
      arrangement that makes a bit of sense -- is not the only thing that matters.
      QWERTY (in order to keep typewriters from jamming) arranges them so that it's
      statistically less likely for adjascent letters to occur on the same finger
      and more likely for them to occur on opposite hands. This does speed up
      typing somewhat over, say, an alphabetical layout (once you are comfortably
      familiar with the layout you are using, of course). Dvorak instead goes out
      of its way to put the letters that are most frequently used in English on
      the keys that are easiest to hit. This too speeds up typing somewhat over
      an alphabetical layout.

      But they both have serious flaws, and it's not in how they lay out the letters.
      It's in how they handle the other keys, which they do virtually the same way.
      The numbers across the top are okay, and the spacebar is okay -- well, the
      spacebar would be okay if it didn't waste one whole thumb. The thumb is
      unique among the hand's fingers in that it can easily operate independently
      from the other fingers. This makes it ideal for the spacebar, because space
      is statistically more likely than any other character to be typed right
      before or right after any other character. However, the thumb is *also*
      ideal for a bucky key, the most important being shift, for a similar reason:
      you can hold a key down with the thumb, and all your other fingers can still
      hit any key they could hit before. Try that with the shift key where it is
      now: it doesn't work, which is the main reason we have two shift keys,
      which is wasteful and makes the layout larger than it needs to be. A second
      thumb bar for shift would be much more efficient, in terms of typing speed,
      and as an added bonus it reduces by one the number of keys needed. *Plus*,
      it substantially reduces the frequency with which you hyperextend your pinky.
      If your pinkies hurt after a long bout of typing, this is the answer.

      There are other mistakes both layouts make. Ctrl is similarly poorly
      positioned and should definitely be put where it's easier to hit. On the
      other hand, the window key is in a bad place. It's effect is much more
      drastic than ctrl, in that it takes keyboard focus completely away from the
      application or window that had it and thoroughly disrupts whatever was being
      done, so it should be out of the way more. Where the traditional layouts
      have put it, it gets hit mostly by mistake and becomes an annoyance -- quite
      needlessly, because there are plenty of out of the way places where it could
      be put such that it would not be hit by mistake while the user is typing.
      Right next to Print Screen, for example, would be a great place for it.

      I could go on and on, but basically it comes down to this: QWERTY and Dvorak
      both took great care when arranging the letters, and it shows: they're both
      pretty decent arrangements for that (for different reasons). But they appear
      to have put no thought whatsoever into the arrangment of the other keys
      (except the spacebar), and that shows too: the arrangement of the other
      keys *sucks* on these layouts. That is where the next round of improvements
      needs to be made.

      I'd start by putting shift and ctrl below the spacebar, where they can be
      hit or held with the left and right thumb, respectively, with no impact on
      where the other fingers can be. (This makes *one* combination hard --
      Shift-Ctrl-Space -- but that's a rather unusual combination, and it makes
      every other shift and ctrl combination much faster and easier. Care would
      have to be taken so that normal hitting of the spacebar with either thumb
      would not hit these keys by mistake, but that's easily possible if a gap
      the size of a single key is left between them and the spacebar.) Then I'd
      proceed by putting as much thought into the placement of every other key
      as was put into the placement of the letters.

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    124. Re:wrong by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I suspect foul anecdote, here.
      Why wouldn't you put the email address in first, as it is the top option and it is much more efficient to put it in before typing? Also, why would your program (especially on the Mac) just close? I have to use a Mac for a class, and it's motherfucking annoying as all hell. I can't close anything without 15 dialog boxes popping up asking me if I really want to quit, do I want to save, am I sure, really? Really? I mean it? Okay, last chance... Then I can finally quit. Not to mention the 'drafts' folder that most mail programs move unfinished emails to...something just doesn't add up here. I just can't wrap my mind around the concept of somebody saying something that isn't true here on slashdot. Mind-boggling.

    125. Re:wrong by Azul · · Score: 1
      Man, v is used for one of the most useful commands, visual selection! It allows you to select blocks (using any of the navigation commands such as /, h, j, k, l, f, F, w, etc.) and then apply a command (such as x, y, ~, etc.) to them. Very useful. I recommend you check it out.

      At least you said 'Q' instead of 'q'; I really couldn't live without macros. :)

    126. Re:wrong by Z-MaxX · · Score: 1
      Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard once, not that long ago, to move all the modifier keys to the floor. We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could speed up our typing significantly by never having to use two finger simultaneously by way of our feet doing that part of the job.
      Looks like someone's already done it.
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    127. Re:wrong by Cato · · Score: 1

      Don't joke about the footboard - Kinesis keyboards support footboards well (like another Shift key basically), so you can do all sorts of nice macros. Another Slashdotter recently swore by it.

    128. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Regarding wasting thumbs, check out Kinesis's contoured keyboard.

    129. Re:wrong by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      What if the slowest known typist in the entire world also uses Dvorak? Do they cancel each other out, or explode or something? Now, if the 500 fastest typists in the world *all* used Dvorak, you might have a case. However, there's no evidence that the fastest known typist *is* the fastest because of keyboard choice. In other words, stop confusing correlation with causation. That's like saying that Pepsi is superior to Coke because the fastest known typist drinks Pepsi. Or that Kleenex is suerior to Puffs because the world's most prolific noseblower uses Kleenex. Really, people. Do not bring me correlations and state that they are causations. It takes more than wishes and words to make things true. Need another example? Okay, I can prove that women are evil. Every single murderer, rapist, domestic abuser, thief, and politician in history has one thing in common: They all came out of a woman. Clearly, then, women are the cause and thus are evil. Here's another one: all post-natal drug users drink water before trying drugs. That's right, 100% of drug users first tried water. Thus, water is a 'gateway drug' which leads to other drugs. Don't worry, you're not alone in confusing correlation with causation. Even governments do it.

    130. Re:wrong by logpoacher · · Score: 1
      Nice point, and yes you're right ... in vim.

      Wander backwards through time to "real" vi, and the concept of visual selection is like the idea of Windows being generally intelligent! :-)

      Thanks for the tip though! - I do use vim a lot of the time. If we're not careful, we're going to end up banished to a special Slashdot section of our own, full of weird helpful stuff.

    131. Re:wrong by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That's why Macs have two different Dvorak Layouts. The second "Dvorak - Qwerty Cmd" is Dvorak for typing, but leaves the cmd keys where they are in QWERTY.

    132. Re:wrong by baerm · · Score: 1
      well, a sample population of one person on the farthest possible end of the bell curve is a pretty crappy sample. sorry.


      I think he's saying that if his choice is two appaerntly biased conflicting studies or an expert opinion, he'd go for the expert opinion.

      I don't think he's saying he would create his own study of one person and prove statistically that there is a 100% correlation between the fastest typist and DVORAK... :)
    133. Re:wrong by jonadab · · Score: 1

      The thing is, ed is hugely oversized for what you get. Check *this* out:

      Here we see that ed is almost as large as Notepad, but Notepad is a full screen
      editor. (A lousy one, but nevermind. EDIT.COM is only a little better.) The
      one weighing in at 38K is the Useful Editor, an old freeware text editor for
      DOS. Not only is it a full-screen editor, it's a tremendously cuspy one at
      that, much better than EDIT.COM, and the only editor to-date that I've
      discovered that has a feature I wish Emacs had (namely, the way it handles
      copying and pasting, especially with regard to rectangular blocks; it also
      handles traditional ranges, of course). But ed isn't a full-screen editor;
      it's a line-editor, like EDLIN, which weighs in much lighter.

      Also, in checking the size of Emacs, you've looked only at the portion of
      Emacs that's written in C. Most of Emacs is written at lisp. Fortunately
      it's rather modular and uses a nifty autoloading feature that keeps its
      memory footprint down to mostly just the features you use; otherwise it
      would have memory footprint more comparable to OpenOffice. (You think I'm
      joking; I'm not. If you want Emacs to look chunky, compare source tarball
      sizes instead of executable sizes or memory footprint; Emacs looks much
      more enormous that way. The memory footprint, for what you get, is actually
      pretty lean and mean, due to the autoloading.)

      As far as key bindings, I don't use the standard Emacs ones; I have them
      rebound to my specifications (not just in terms of which keys do a given
      thing, but in terms of what exactly happens when a given key is pressed).
      I thought that was rather the point of using extensible and customizeable
      software. Arguments about the relative value of the defaults in different
      applications tend to get lost on me, because as far as I'm concerned, the
      defaults are for people who don't know what they want or care what they get.

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    134. Re:wrong by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Anyone tried the AYBABTU layout?

      Yes, but I didn't like the fact that they took off every Z, I, and G.

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    135. Re:wrong by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      God, that really MUST be annoying, your computer making sure that you don't accidentally close a program without saving your work. What an inconvenience! Man, if only you could set it so that it woudl completely ignore that you have unsaved documents open; that would make MUCH more sense.

      Okay, sarcasm off. I couldn't help myself.

      I do think that was a foul anecdote. Especially if the person is using Mail for OS X; it saves drafts automatically.

    136. Re:wrong by Jagaast · · Score: 1

      Man, this is probably the most insightful piece of writing on the subject of keyboard layout that i've ever read. And the subject is rather important. There are definitely serious problems with the current keyboard arrangements.

      Along similar lines to what the above poster proposes, I believe that consigning the spacebar to just one of the two halves (they way it's sometimes done on some "natural" split keyboards), and reserving the other side to shift, or perhaps even better - backspace. I have realized (just now as I write this, in fact) that I always hit the space bar with one of my thumbs, the other one being actually completely wasted.

      It would be a very convenient and also quite natural layout. On the right there's the spacebar, and on the left is the backspace (intuitively corresponding to a backwards motion). The shift and control keys could then be either below those two large buttons, or perhaps to the side, but still within reach of the thumbs.

      If something similar could also be done with the enter key, a great keyboard would result, from a usability point of view.

    137. Re:wrong by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      The point of studying qwerty vs dvorak vs whatever, is to see which is more efficient (if any). If you are happily typing away in a document on your favorite keyboard layout, and need to use the copy/paste shortcuts for example, is it more convenient to stop what you are doing, drop your left hand down off the home row, and hit CTRL+C, or is it better to use CTRL+I (dvorak-style CTRL+C)?

      Using the latter, your hands stay in position. You can quickly execute the shortcut and move on. Using the logic of qwerty keyboard shortcuts being better, what about CTRL+P (print)? That would be CTRL+R on a qwerty keyboard remapped to dvorak. Both layouts have their problems with shortcuts. However, once you get used to them, it's not so much a problem. Personally, I don't even use CTRL+C/V/X or whatever. I use CTRL+Insert, SHIFT+Delete/Insert. :-) To each their own...

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    138. Re:wrong by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      How on earth can this possibly be construed as a User Friendly environment, what has V got to do with pasting? --- I'd been trying Ctrl-P and I'm still sure that'd be better.

      Because Apple did a good bit of HUI studying back in the early days. All the common actions are performable with the left hand (since the right will be using the mouse): Cmd-W to close a window; Cmd-Q to quit an app; Cmd-A to select all; Cmd-Z to undo; Cmd-X to cut; Cmd-C to copy; Cmd-V to paste. A user drawing a picture or editing a document will be copy/pasting constantly, and the slight pain in learning that Cmd-X means to cut is far outweighed by the massive savings in never have to take a hand off of the mouse.

      Printing's done much less often, and that's why Cmd-P was assigned to printing.

    139. Re:wrong by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Oops, forgot the size listing:
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 42K Jul 22 2003 /bin/ed*
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 87K Apr 11 2003 /bin/sed*
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 1.2M Sep 4 2003 /bin/vi*
      -rwxr-xr-x 1 root root 4.3M Aug 27 2003 /usr/bin/emacs*
      -rwxr--r-- 1 root root 69K Aug 24 1996 /winme/95_copy/WINDOWS/COMMAND/EDIT.COM*
      -rwxr--r -- 1 root root 7.4K Apr 1 1988 /winme/dos_partn_copy/S/3/EDLIN.COM*
      -rwxr--r-- 1 root root 38K Feb 10 1998 /winme/dos_partn_copy/S/UTIL/UED.EXE*
      -rwxr--r-- 1 root root 52K Jun 8 2000 /winme/WINDOWS/NOTEPAD.EXE*

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    140. Re:wrong by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      So emacs has different shortcuts than other programs, and that's fine.

      Not really--emacs had keyboard shortcuts before there was either the Mac or Windows. In Unix apps it's quite common for the emacs keys to be supported. And they're a lot more useful: C-a beginning of line; C-e end of line; C-w kill (cut) region; C-k kill (cut) to end of line; C-y yank from kill buffer (i.e. paste); C-b back a character; C-f forward a character; C-n next line; C-p previous line; M-b back a word; M-f forward a word; C-s search forward; C-r search in reverse and so on. Compare this to the Mac/Windows keys, which are nowhere near as handy for text editing.

      emacs has text editing down cold, which is Really Very Nice.

    141. Re:wrong by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 1
      I have a Happy Hacking Keyboard Lite 2, and I love it. The best $70 I have ever spent. The keyboard is physically compact but with full-size keys. The control key is in the right place (where other boards have caps lock); the USB hub works like a charm; my hands are finally happy.

      I can't speak highly enough of it. If you use a keyboard regularly, and esp. if you're a Unix/Linux/emacs kind of person, buy one. I've not assocation with the company--I'm just an exceedingly happy user of their product.

      IIRC I did have to twiddle some DIP switches on the back to get my preferred Super keys, but that took all of 30 seconds to figure out and do. Not a problem at all.

    142. Re:wrong by laklare · · Score: 1

      Wow, that was really interesting. Good work.

      BTW, I remove all the poorly positioned keys that mess me up: F1 (help), Insert, and all the windows keys.

    143. Re:wrong by alexq · · Score: 1

      never mind typing 'ls' on a dvorak keyboard!

    144. Re:wrong by pthisis · · Score: 1

      ctl-c? hold down control with left pinky

      Does anyone not just use their palm to hold down ctrl? No reason to take your hand off the home row.

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    145. Re:wrong by smu+johnson · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one to reply that there is no such thing as IOCATB? Google doesn't have even ONE reference to this. Quit wasting people's time

    146. Re:wrong by Raunch · · Score: 1

      A BIG problem with switching to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't convenient.

      That is not argument for the superiority of any one keyboard type; that is an argument for whatever keyboard layout has become intrenched.

      They would not make sense on a keyboard layout that is radically different from QWERTY.

      Of course they wouldn't. If they did, then it wouldn't be radically different.
      Better and different are not the same thing.

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    147. Re:wrong by stewby18 · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ, ever try using shortcuts on anything other than a QWERTY? A BIG problem with switching to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't convenient. Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V

      Yes, I have actually. When I learned Dvorak I thought I'd end up using the Dvorak + QWERTY-Command layout others have mentioned; that lasted about two weeks. I find that for two-handed use (using copy/paste while typing) copy and paste are easier under Dvorak (although I admit cut is slightly more awkward). For one-handed use, I simply use the right-Command key instead of the left--no stretching required.

    148. Re:wrong by djnz00 · · Score: 1

      What's the IT services situation like in China? Are there IT contracting oppportunities at reasonable rates?

    149. Re:wrong by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      In vim you could use digraphs and keep the US layout. For example:
      ctrl-K e ' gets you é

      Now, whether that is worse or better than what you're doing depends on how often you need C language punctuation versus how often you need french characters, and that I can't tell.

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    150. Re:wrong by ipxodi · · Score: 1

      And Caps Lock. It's located in a very bad place and should also be moved up to the function key row or the insert/delete area.
      How many times have we all hit caps lock without realizing it, and typed away happily for a paragraph or two before seeing our error?

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    151. Re:wrong by stewby18 · · Score: 1

      That is true even outside of Emacs. People often complain about needing a warning when quiting a program if multiple windows are open (which is why Firefox has a pref). Why? Because Cmd-W is right next Cmd-Q. Under Dvorak, I have never once accidently quit an application (q's neighbors, ';' and 'j', usually don't have any harmful effects).

    152. Re:wrong by drew · · Score: 1

      I had a friend in college whose keyboard did exactly that. It was the most annoying keyboard in the world to me. While I suspect it would be quite useful once you got used to it, any time i used his cumputer, roughly every sixth word would be missing its last letter and run into the next word.

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    153. Re:wrong by Ben174 · · Score: 1

      And I think we're all forgetting to appreciate that since we do use QWERTY now, everytime we use our old mechanical typewriter, we're less likely to experience key jams. Sure, mechanical typewriters are becoming less popular, but I'm pleased to know that if we ever decide to abandon this whole computer thing and go back to those trusty old typewriters, we won't have to worry about jammin' our keys up.

      Some things can't be done with a word processor. I think it's just a fad and people will eventually realize the efficiency of a typewriter.

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    154. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I always wonder what goup of drunks designed the international keyboards.

      I'm sitting at a compaq laptop with a spanish keyboard. Now, I hate spanish keyboards (despite being a native speaker) to begin with, so I'm not quite sure if this matches the standard ones (Some things are more uncomfortable than the last time I used one). If this were a desktop I'd have already thrown out the keyboard and put in a normal one.

      You see, the only new character in a spanish keyboard is ñ/Ñ, plus the accent marks áéíóú (which are written by hitting and then the letter) and , so two new keys at most. But to make room for that somebody decided to move around ALL of the alphanumeric characters AND make the right alt into a shift-graph like in the early 80's computers. For example, the quotes are shift-2. The slash is shift-8, the backslash is rightAlt-' (Which is in the place of the old =+ key). heck the opening question mark is just one key (rightmost of the the number row), but the closing one is shift-' which is left of the . Just all the symbols are out of place which makes it very annoying to use. I often just switch it back to english and try not look at the keyboard. The US-international layout on an english keyboard is much more comfortable to use than this.

      I just wish they hadn't given these keyboard designers so many drugs.

    155. Re:wrong by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      If that 'vi' comes from a linux system, then it is probably actually 'vim'. "Real" vi is much smaller than 1.2 Meg (and of course, less featurefull.)

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    156. Re:wrong by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. Some of them are mapped for adjacency rather than linguistic meaning. The cut/copy/paste of CTRL-x,c,v is like that. If you switch layouts, these no longer are adjacent. The biggest example of this is HJKL in 'vi'. Go to DVORAK and 'vi' suddenly becomes as confusing and hard to use as the manual would have you believe it is.

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    157. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do use Mail. And trust me... it doesn't ask if you are sure you want to quit (although many apps do).

      On the other hand it wasn't all that bad for:

      1) The mail was auto-saved unto drafts (although I didn't know that before that occasion, hence the shock)
      2) I found out about the Apple-Q shortcut ;)

    158. Re:wrong by 6031769 · · Score: 1
      A second thumb bar for shift would be much more efficient, in terms of typing speed, and as an added bonus it reduces by one the number of keys needed.

      This very feature was used on the NeXTs and quite brilliant it was too. The NeXT keyboards were a fantastic piece of design in total, but this addition of the extra thumb bar was easily the greatest innovation.

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    159. Re:wrong by untaken_name · · Score: 1

      I prefer being able to choose. Most of the time, I can't turn warning messages off, especially on the Mac. It could, of course, be my unfamiliarity with the system. However, I'm so used to UNIX that I do this rather odd thing: I watch what I type. I only try to close the program when I want to close the program. I am willing to take all responsibility for acidental closure on myself. Yet I still have to click 3-4 dialog boxes to do anything. It's freaking annoying. Maybe it's helpful to some people, but not to me. In fact, reading your comment without sarcasm expresses my opinion pretty well. You see, I know better than the computer whether I really want to close a program. Sure, I may occasionally be wrong, but most of the time I don't click the x or hit the 'quit' shortcut unless I mean to. So, you're correct, for me it would make much more sense. It would be far fewer clicks/shortcuts per day, as I must open and close lots of programs and start, shut down, and restart lots of computers daily. I didn't say everyone should be annoyed by the things that annoy me, but how dare you infer that I can't be annoyed by the things that annoy me. Fuck your fascist attitude. Just because you like a feature I don't like doesn't mean I'll get all sarcastic and snippy with you. Why would you feel the need to take issue with *my* preferences? Was it because I used hyperbole in my post? I did it again in this one, so be careful.

    160. Re:wrong by Cederic · · Score: 1


      But the current shift key locations are ideal for holding down with the baby fingers. I do use my baby fingers while typing normally, but not as much as a properly taught touch-typist would down. However, I have used my right baby finger to hold down Shift for every single capital letter typed in this message so far.

      I have also noticed that I seem to be using only my right thumb - validation indeed that my left thumb is idle and thus wasted while typing, although once I get onto the number keys I do use it so I keep my right hand higher on the keyboard.

      I do use my left baby finer for shift too - seems to depend on what my right hand is up to at the time. Oh, and I tend to use my left baby finger to hold down the shift key to type in UPPER CASE as that's quicker than hitting CAPS LOCKS, typing, then turning it off again. I know several people who also do that - none of us are properly taught typists, all of us can do over 80wpm with minimal errors.

      What I have noticed is that to hold down CTRL I use the underside of my hand below the knuckle of my left baby finger. Aha - while showing the guy sat next to me this terrific technique I realised that I do use my left thumb - I use it to do CTRL-Z without using fingers at all - and I do so completely automatically without thinking about it.

      Truly a triumph for unconscious optimisation of repetitive actions. (yes, I'm sure being properly taught would have optimised further, and consciously. Such is life. On the other hand my unconventional style doesn't hurt my fingers over extended periods and is very comfortable for me)

      ~cederic, crap typist.

    161. Re:wrong by joescrooge · · Score: 1

      I beg to differ, ever try using shortcuts on anything other than a QWERTY? A BIG problem with switching to Dvorak is most common keyboard shortcuts aren't convenient.

      You're obviously one of those short sighted right handed people. Those short cuts are all inconvient for a left handed person.

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    162. Re:wrong by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

      Thank you, that was the point I was trying to make. By looking at the fastest typists in the world, perhaps we can see if using the dvorak layout represents an advantage that is physically impossible to overcome using qwerty.

      Of course, in order to show more conclusively that that's the case, I would need a bit more data, such as the difference between the fastest n qwerty typists and the fastest n dvorak typists, where n is large enough to show a difference between the two populations if one exists.

      Just looking at a sample of one may be misleading if she has some other advantage (faster spelling ability, six fingers on each hand, etc..) unrelated to keyboard layout.

    163. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      look, the most common shortcuts, the one's hard coded into many apps and OSs are designed for the INDUSTRY STARNDARD qwerty keyboard. a few exceptions so not make a rule. I've said it before and I'll say it again, /.ers need to repeat "we are not the normal set of users" to themselves.
      Damn straight. And they were also designed for the INDUSTRY STARNDARD English language. Non-English speakers and those who do not speak English natively need to learn that they are not special.
    164. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for the all your base reference

    165. Re:wrong by asdfjilk · · Score: 1

      that's why I never used it.

    166. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you want Vim to do is certainly possible. I don't know specifically how to accomplish what you want, but if you ask on the vim-users mailing list someone will be able to help you.

    167. Re:wrong by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I adjusted fairly well to being able to type in both QWERTY and Dvorak at the same time. I had two computers, my PC Desktop was Dvorak, and my Mac Laptop was QWERTY.

      The odd thing was that I wouldn't even have to think about which layout to type on, it was just a natural effect apparently of the keyboard. (I'd say of the computer, but it was kind of odd that the keyboard "feel" itself was a result of my layout indication, not anything else)

      Now, I use primarily a German layout at home, (biggest difference is the switching of Y and Z, and then a number of non-alphanumeric keys) I used a normal QWERTY at work, and occationally, I can use Dvorak. I can really just slip into whichever is active. (I got in the habit of typing the left hand home row to figure out which layout I was using. asdf or aoeu, and it was obvious.)

      Now, even though I don't use the Dvorak layout hardly at all anymore (because I like my umlauted keys readily available), and everywhere else likes to use standard QWERTY, but I can pretty easily switch.

      This would be typed with the Dvorak keyboard... a lot of mistypes but still quite usable...

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    168. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been dying to try one of those just to see if it passes muster. A friend of mine has one that I may get to play with eventually. in the meantime I'll just say that it looks silly.

    169. Re:wrong by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      Symlink te to ls. Then for "ls" it's middle-middle-pinkie; very easy. "ls -l" is still three pinkies in a row at the end, tho.

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    170. Re:wrong by IpalindromeI · · Score: 1

      In case you didn't notice, one of the big arguments for the Dvorak layout is an increase in typing speed. If your "need" isn't faster typing, then that's fine. But many people who type a lot would like to type faster, so it is relevant.

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    171. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Some friends and I were actually going to make a footboard once, not that long ago, to move all the modifier keys to the floor.

      It already exists, see http://www.kinesis.com/

    172. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I found I made less typos

      Now if we can just work on that grammar of yours...

    173. Re:wrong by zsau · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, I meant my Dvorak-thinking brain wonders that and thinks that. I knew they had their reasons (and I reckon copy/paste is better with the mouse than the keyboard :).

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    174. Re:wrong by jonadab · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but no version of vi is as small as UED, which I used to keep on a
      bootable 360K floppy, along with various other important utilities including
      fdisk and format. 38704 bytes of goodness. I must have experimented with
      eighty or ninety different text editors over the course of six years or so
      and never found another one as conveniently useable as UED. But then in
      1998 I started messing around with Linux, and I needed an editor that would
      work there. At first I tried to set up a combination of dosemu/UED, but it
      just wasn't convenient enough (having to copy files to where dosemu could
      see them, then back afterward), so I rebooted into Windows 95, downloaded
      NTEmacs, made myself learn it. Once I got comfortable with Emacs, I never
      looked back, and having given up UED, it was inevitable that I would proceed
      to give up all the platform-dependent applications that I had been relying
      on and free myself. I finally did that circa 2001; Pegasus Mail was the
      last holdout, and after trying a dozen platform-independent mailreaders the
      only one that had the essential features I had come to rely on in Pegasus
      Mail was Gnus, so I learned that, and my OS was commoditized. I initially
      switched to Linux, but a couple of years later when I was having hardware
      problems with my Linux box I used Windows Me for a couple of months; now
      I'm back on Linux, but I've been thinking about experimenting with BSD.
      I can use or just try out pretty much any OS I fancy -- I'm *free*. I'll
      never let myself get locked into a particular platform again.

      Okay, I went a little off-topic there, but my basic point was that the
      text editor is the most important piece of software on the system (for
      a poweruser/borderline-developer such as myself; obviously it's different
      for end users), and UED was a really great one in its day, but I had to
      give it up to leave DOS.

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    175. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I prefer the SSUUTB layout for the redundant S and U keys.

    176. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Not me. Because I touch type, I never look anywhere but the screen. Unless of course you're talking about transcribing text. In which case, yes I imagine that would suck.

    177. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Ctrl-Z with just your thumb? Aren't Ctrl and Z both underneath your pinky? Doesn't that mean you're moving your entire hand a palm's width to the left to hit Ctrl-Z?

    178. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      I second this. Someone must be playing a cruel joke on us. Is this some obscure acronym? I got "AYBABTU" but not "IOCATB".

    179. Re:wrong by 808140 · · Score: 1

      My emacs is pretty heavily customized, but I've held off on remapping the navigation keys -- why? Because lots and lots of software (readline, for example) uses emacs navigation keys. I can rebind these in emacs, and even in readline... but what about Mozilla? Or gtk apps? Or any of the countless other apps that have those keys hardcoded? Even if I could rebind them all, it would be a ton of work.

      Not to mention that when I'm stuck without my .emacs, I can still be reasonably productive. The defaults really aren't all that bad, I think.

      Most of the keys I do bind are extended C-c commands that call my own defuns. Not having those is a bit of a pain, but I can still use the editor in other situations. Which is good (although to be honest, I still usually use ed on other people's computers).

    180. Re:wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a gross overstatement. I started typing on a Dvorak keyboard a few months ago, but it took about 3 minutes to get the shortcut keys down. Ctrl+C is the furthest one, but it is barely half a hand away from control.

    181. Re:wrong by Cederic · · Score: 1


      Hmm, no. The natural resting position of my left hand is such that the CTRL key is under the baby finger knuckle part of my hand. So to do a fingerless CTRL-Z I just need to bend my thumb back a bit and push with the knuckle and the thumb - no wrist movement, and no hand movement other than just mentioned.

      If I sit with my fingers comfortably stretched (slight curve) then for my left hand, my two middle fingers are just above the number key row, baby finger is on 1 and fore-finger is between r and t. Default position to start typing has forefinger on f, other three fingers on qwe. That's how I'm sat at the moment - for greater speed I may straighten slightly, but I'm going at 60wpm with no stress right now, and leaning sideways at a 45 degree angle in my chair with my right forearm on the desk... Ok, someone just came in and chatted to me, so I sat up, swivelled the chair and I'm back in a relaxed 45 degree angle, but this time leaning to the left instead. Only real difference for left hand is that it's now half a key further right than it started out.

      Right hand occupies a very similar position to right of keyboard, but about half a row lower. J is default start-point for forefinger, and I have to bend baby finger almost double to hit shift - I do admit that having to use shift for an extended period (typing a lot of SHIFTED characters) can lead to strain.

      ~Cederic

    182. Re:wrong by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      What?

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    183. Re:wrong by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The problem is that you are comparing things from two different eras. You are comparing UED's size to a version of vi that got compiled long after UED did. If you compare to a version of vi that was contemporary with UED, then vi would come out looking small too. These days if I compile a one line "hello world" I end up with something 4 times bigger than I would have gotten in the '80s for the same exact source code.

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    184. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      In order to not be an ass, I shall clarify -- "Someone Set Up Us the Bomb"

    185. Re:wrong by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      OMG. I've been using a laptop solely since I moved to Japan (5 months ago). Have I forgotten completely where Ctrl is on a standard keyboard? I could have sworn it was to the lower-left of Z. Am I that off? Because if it's to the lower-left of Z, I cannot for the life of my vizualize how you can just move your thumb down to it.

    186. Re:wrong by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Not necessary. Perhaps I should clarify -- "Captain: What!"

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    187. Re:wrong by Cederic · · Score: 1


      The CTRL key is indeed down there. However, since I press CTRL with the underside of the knuckle on my baby finger, my thumb is merely travelling as far as the Z key.

      Then again, I just tried and by keeping my wrist stationary but swivelling my hand half an inch to the left, I can reach the CTRL key with my thumb. I can actually reach it without moving my hand at all, but it hurts..

      ~cederic

  55. Better colours by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. I call bullshit by hayden · · Score: 2, Informative
    All the "evidence" to support that theory comes from a single paper (all three links point to it). If you are will to read a reasoned rebuttal to it then read this.

    Short version. The two authors are economists who don't know crap about typing. Dvorak wrote a 500 page book about just typing of which only a small part was about his alternative keyboard. So, believe the suits or believe somebody who actually knows what he's talking about.

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    1. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i seriously hope this keyboard never becomes popular. it would be like going from fusion technology to rubbing sticks together again to make fire.

      this is the most god aweful design i've ever seen. who the hell cares if you can learn it at a glance. anything worth using is worth investing more time in then a glance. and if you are too god damn retarded to do that you shouldn't be using a computer in the first place.

    2. Re:I call bullshit by Cryptnotic · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      I've found the loophole in democracy.
      It's stupid people.
      Vast masses of stupid people.


      The Soylent Democracy is people! Lots of stupid people!
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    3. Re:I call bullshit by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, believe the suits or believe somebody who actually knows what he's talking about.

      You mean the guy trying to sell his keyboard?

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    4. Re:I call bullshit by Hast · · Score: 1

      It's an interesting read. IMHO the rebuttals sometimes poor phrasing, ie quite early the writer comments that the "Fable" article spews forth a host of references to various studies does put it in slightly less light. All in all it reads more like an opinionated piece than a well researched one. It could also be mentioned that Marcus Brooks (writer of Fable of the Fable) doesn't seem to put forth any new evidence, but is just as guilty of using the same "discredit the source" tactics as he critizises Liebowitz and Margolis for.

      If Dvorak is so good then why are there no new studies which demonstrate this?

      All that said I wouldn't be suprised if there were better possible layouts. Particularly for programmers a non-us QWERTY can be really bad as it's hard to reach common keys.

    5. Re:I call bullshit by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      so dvoraks small part, expirement if you will, is the way to go? the reporters have probably written quite a bit(and really.. you got a study to show that the dvorak is signifigantly faster for normal use, for coding and for html?).

      what benefits would you get in the long run? what about would you get any of those benefits when you have to be bilingual, writing at least two languages? there's a finnish 'optimised' kb layout out there too. and one handed dvorak, which of all these layouts is perhaps the most useful as there really are people who are at serious disadvantage with a keyboard made for two handed people..

      or maybe you'd like to believe the PR of the guys selling a FUCKING PATENTED KEYBOARD LAYOUT:
      *******
      New Standard Keyboards debuted a patented USB-interface computer keyboard at CES 2005. This keyboard has just 53-keys and offers many advances over QWERTY and DVORAK designs.
      ********
      read my typing: IT WILL NEVER FUCKING GAIN GROUND. like frogpads it'll be niche.

      the big plus of the qwerty is that it's fucking everywhere from communicator cellphones to your desk, neighbours desk and all the laptops in town.

      no wireless, lame.

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    6. Re:I call bullshit by Wavicle · · Score: 1

      A new study would be fairly expensive. But this is not the point. The "urban legend" crowd is quite enamoured of having "debunked" the "Dvorak Faster" myth, when in fact they have done no such thing. To debunk a myth you at the very least need a study with proper scientific rigor.

      MWB says "Wait a minute, the one study you use to backup that claim lacks credibility."

      Qwerty may be just as good as Dvorak, but we do not, in fact, have a serious, credible, study which says so. Instead we just have a lot of anecdotal evidence... for instance the world's fastest typist uses Dvorak.

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    7. Re:I call bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFL, smartass.

    8. Re:I call bullshit by Samhain138 · · Score: 1

      I wish I could find out how I could benefit from Dvorak.
      I wasted cash buying a Dvorak keyboard, plugged it in at home, and played around with it.
      The thing is, that I have a job (I am almost positive most people here have this thing, too).
      And I actually use more than just the computers at home and at work (there are also tons of computers/keyboards at work).

      I can't just go around, buy tons of dvorak keyboards and replace them all over (and get people mad at me because I replaced the keyboard at the servers farm :))

      So as much as I hate qwerty, and as much as I'd like to try out Dvorak, I just can't.
      We are surrounded by qwerty keyboards.
      I think it'd be hard to type very quickly in both configurations.

      Any ideas on getting used to 2 different configurations?

    9. Re:I call bullshit by Skater · · Score: 1

      I used to use the Dvorak, but in the last few weeks I've switched back to Qwerty. Dvorak caused too many headaches for support people, because Windows' method for remapping the keys even affected the remote administration software my employer uses (when they'd log into my machine remotely, they'd have a hard time because my machine was expecting them to type in Dvorak). To get support, I had to change my keyboard setting back to Qwerty, then reboot, and it wasn't worth the hassle. (I don't need tech support that often, but it was really annoying.)

    10. Re:I call bullshit by rongten · · Score: 1

      Try a keyboard that maps DVORAK in hardware,
      like the TypeMatrix.

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    11. Re:I call bullshit by Skater · · Score: 1

      Work won't buy it for me, and I'm not going to take one into work just for that. Nah, I can type fast enough on Qwerty to be fine, and I'm finding that I don't miss the headaches associated with Dvorak.

  57. Unnecessary speed? by ShinyBrowncoat · · Score: 1

    While I agree the QWERTY system is outdated, I don't believe that most people (other than stenographers and secretaries taking dictation) need the extra speed, as the bottleneck isn't the fingers -- its the brain.

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    1. Re:Unnecessary speed? by fbartho · · Score: 1

      My definite bottleneck at times is a mix, but mostly the keyboard... I used to find that I would have to wait until I finished typing a full word, before thinking much about what to write next... meaning, the thinking wouldn't start until the typing had stopped, of course that rapidly changed now, and so w/ the dvorak layout I can type and stare off into space thinking at the same time (note: I'm not saying you can't do this on qwerty, But I personally have noticed great speed increases since I changed over to Dvorak last may)

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  58. But what about cmd-X,C,V? by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1
    I'm sorry, this just isn't going to work.

    The QWERTY keyboard has the fabulous design feature of putting those commonly used cut, copy and paste commands right next to the cmd key. I mean, that was just inspired design - who would have thought?

    With this new keyboard you are gong to have to reach all over the keyboard to do a simple cut, copy and paste.

    Which raises the biggest problem, a huge majority of programs have been designed to be used with the QWERTY keyboard. At the simplest think of games with keyboard motion controls - anyone remember I,J,K,L movement triangles? That is writ large over practically any program (except maybe anything designed by Microsoft who don't seem to consider usability and interface design high on their list of product atributes ;))

    1. Re:But what about cmd-X,C,V? by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
      With this new keyboard you are gong to have to reach all over the keyboard to do a simple cut, copy and paste.

      Those are actually some of the most inconvenient key combos for me. I really prefer Shift-Delete, Ctrl-Insert and Shift-Insert; it's much less... cramped. Not that I know if that'd work on this funny little toyboard. Or on Macs (assuming that's why you mentioned a "cmd key").

      My first own computer had the joystick produce keystrokes, and many games queried those instead of reading the joystick directly. Nice because joystick and tape I/O used to be the first thing to break. Not that you asked. I can't sleep.

    2. Re:But what about cmd-X,C,V? by shreevatsa · · Score: 1

      >The QWERTY keyboard has the fabulous design feature of putting those commonly used cut, copy and paste commands right next to the cmd key. I mean, that was just inspired design - who would have thought? Um, actually I think it was the other way around. These keyboard shortcuts came about because of the layout. Do you see any connection between "cut", "copy", "paste" and X, C, V, except that the keys are adjacent? If a new standard is adopted, then we could have new shortcuts as well. Also, the new shortcuts could be hardcoded, so "cut" is always "The key where Ctrl is on QWERTY"+"The key where X is on QWERTY". Or, there are OSes that automatically switch to QWERTY when Ctrl or Alt are pressed.

    3. Re:But what about cmd-X,C,V? by Skippy_kangaroo · · Score: 1
      Who would have thought that someone might attempt to use some sort of humour on Slashdot... inspired? No, just wasted.

      Yes indeed, OS X has some nifty features if you are using non-standard layouts.

  59. Pardon? by GabeK · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Would anyone seriously call Dvorak a "standard?"

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    1. Re:Pardon? by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, Dvorak is a standard."

      Satisfied?

    2. Re:Pardon? by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      Well, you had to read the parent to get the joke...

      [shrugs]

  60. Also by hayden · · Score: 1

    QWERTY was layed out so the Remington typewriter salesman could quickly type "typewriter" using only the top row of the keyboard.

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    1. Re:Also by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you used your +1 bonus for that stupid comment?

    2. Re:Also by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      illuminate us in the dark about the slashdot karma/bonus/moderation system... why would someone with high karma ever NOT use their +1 bonus?

    3. Re:Also by boinger · · Score: 1

      I don't when I expect the value of my comment is such that I'm asking to be flagged "Overrated" if I do. Like now.

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    4. Re:Also by Dahan · · Score: 0

      And those at the karma kap have plenty to karma to burn. Like me. Why care about karma anyway?

    5. Re:Also by boinger · · Score: 1

      I do, too - was pegged at 50 for quite a while before it moved to the Vague System. Still, old habits die hard.

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    6. Re:Also by uncl_bob · · Score: 1

      Is this really true? If so, it is a strong argument against the qwerty-keyboard.

    7. Re:Also by -brazil- · · Score: 1

      Why?

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    8. Re:Also by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Heh, someone just modded me Overrated. Oh noes!!!

  61. it's a standard 10-key layout by Calaf · · Score: 1

    The layout with the "1 2 3" on the bottom row has been the standard layout for 10-key calculators and adding machines for decades. Accountants, bookkeepers, and others know this format by touch and can get quite fast at punching in numbers. I don't know for sure, but I'd wager that the 10-key format predates the telephone format by many years. If you're used to 10-key calculators (as I am), it's the telephones that seem "wrong", not AT keyboards.

  62. How is "THAT" userfriendly? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So QWERTY is standardized as a layout among the hundreads of schools/institutions and thousands of companies, a bunch use DVORAK although I honestly ignore its popularity/usage.

    As time goes on, more and more computers are found in the lives of Mr. and Mrs. John Smith. Most probably they will use QWERTY simply because it's there and established. Anybody using the least logic possible will understand that introducing an alphabetical keyboard will screw people up. Getting used to different layouts is more of a hassle than being user-friendly.

    1. Re:How is "THAT" userfriendly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd, people here ususally argue AGAINST that logic when it pertains to just standardising on Windows. Or, well anything, even a GUI on Linux.

      You are right of course, and everyone else is wrong, but that's definately a stand-out opinion around here :)

  63. West, East, South, and 3 for North by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some old games used the w, e, and s keys for west, east, and south. Pretty lucky that the qwerty keyboard happens to put those letters next to each other and in the correct orientation for that usage-- for English speakers. Some games used i,j,k,m instead of 3,w,e,s. Turned out that i,j,l,k works better than i,j,k,m. (What's with vi using k,h,l,j anyway?) Suppose this isn't really worth considering when designing a keyboard layout.

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    1. Re:West, East, South, and 3 for North by Cmdr+TECO · · Score: 1
      (What's with vi using k,h,l,j anyway?)

      In ASCII, control-H is back space and control-J is line feed (which, for the young whippersnappers here, means feed the paper through to the next line, i.e. move the cursor down). A popular terminal of the time, the Lear Siegler ADM-3A, used, in addition to those, control-K to move the cursor up and control-L to move it right. The ADM-3A also labelled the H,J,K,L keys with arrows to match their control functions. Since those keys had arrows marked on them, it was not entirely unreasonable for vi to make the actions match the labels.

      (Similarly, some of EMACS' oddities -- backspace brings up a help screen?!? -- make a little more sense when you understand that its authors had fancy custom keyboards and didn't concern themselves with the peons using ASCII.)

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  64. Switched to Dvorak, Switched Back by tetsuo29 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to do phone support for a now defunct brand of PCs. This was circa 1997/1998. The job was mind numbingly boring. I'd heard how great Dvorak was supposed to be. I saved a Dvorak keyboard layout in my home directory and I would configure the machines I logged into with it and I started logging my calls typing with the Dvorak layout. It took me about 6 weeks to be able to type Dvorak as easily as I had done Qwerty, and the new challenge of trying to keep up with my work load with the new keyboard layout helped stave off some of the incessant boredom. I honestly didn't notice any difference in my speed, comfort level, etc. What I did notice was that when I used a computer that I couldn't easily switch to Dvorak, I was back to being a hunt and peck typist. This turned out to be a major PITA. Finally, I gave up and switched back to Qwerty. It took me longer to relearn Qwerty than it did to learn Dvorak, but in the end, it was worth it as I could now use 100% of keyboards I came across. I'm willing to go against the grain in a lot of ways. I'm a mac user, a vegetarian, an agnostic, and bleeding heart liberal, but the fight against Qwerty keyboard layouts was a cause that turned out to just not be worth it. Too little return on investment for the effort involved.

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  65. Less Keys better? by shadowmas · · Score: 1

    I cant figure out how having less keys than we have on standard keyboard makes it easier to use. having less keys means that we have less ways to quickly access features in our application so that means now we have have to hold down even more keys to access 'shortcuts'.

    1. Re:Less Keys better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      <reply class='pedantic'>
      from the ten-items-or-fewer dept
      That's *fewer.* This keyboard has fewer keys than traditional keyboards. Otherwise, you're quite right. :)

      From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:

      fewer
      adj : (comparative of `few' used with count nouns) quantifier
      meaning a smaller number of; "fewer birds came this
      year"; "the birds are fewer this year"; "fewer trains
      were late" [ant: {more(a)}]

      vs.

      From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:

      less
      adj 1: (comparative of `little' usually used with mass nouns) a
      quantifier meaning not as great in amount or degree;
      "of less importance"; "less time to spend with the
      family"; "a shower uses less water"; "less than three
      years old" [syn: {less(a)}] [ant: {more(a)}]
      </reply>

    2. Re:Less Keys better? by pdc · · Score: 1

      There are lots of keys we never use, and a lot of the keypad keys are duplicates or not used often enough to deserve their own keys. Also, British keyboards have a key for typing for some reason.

      Having all these infrequently keys comes at the cost of making keyboards larger, and that in turn takes up desk space and moves your mouse out to the right, which is less comfortable for some people. On the other hand, the Happy Hacker Keyboard is a more plausible approach to making a useful keyboard with fewer keys.

    3. Re:Less Keys better? by shadowmas · · Score: 1

      the only key that i personally dont use is the scroll lock key. every other key in the keyboard saves me time. i know because of the difficulty of not having those keys (or having to Fn+KEY) in most laptops. i'm sure that those keys with fewer keys are usefull for people that work mainly with the mouse or dont do anything but basic typing on it, but for most of the others i dont think there are to any 'extra' keys on the keyboard.

    4. Re:Less Keys better? by Rolan · · Score: 1

      The article says it's better for data entry. Anyone who's ever done data entry involving numbers wouldn't even take a second look at this keyboard before rejecting it.

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    5. Re:Less Keys better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are lots of keys we never use

      Well, somebody clearly isn't a programmer. Then again, I suppose I don't often use F1-F12 (except F5 and F7) and Scroll Lock. Still, I'd be very annoyed if someone forced me to use this keyboard.

      On the other hand, the Happy Hacker Keyboard is a more plausible approach to making a useful keyboard with fewer keys.

      That it is, but I still wouldn't be too happy hacking with it.

  66. Will someone buy London bridge from me then? by StonyUK · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can someone more enlightened or chemically enhanced explain how somebody can get the financial backing necessary to actually get a production line producing what is obviously (to me anyhoo) a product with no chance of success?

    I mean what are these people thinking? That cornering the 'Fisher Price, water-proof keyboards for the nearly toilet trained' is going to make them rich?

    Sheesh!

    1. Re:Will someone buy London bridge from me then? by Detritus · · Score: 1
      It isn't that expensive to produce a custom keyboard. Most of the parts are standardized items.

      I like the use of color for groups of related keys. It's better than the soul-destroying beige that most companies use.

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  67. Better ways to make a new keyboard. by mauthbaux · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The big problem with changing to a new layout is not so much the learning curve for the new board, it would be the further steepening of that curve created by the persistence of the qwerty layout.

    I had planned for quite awhile to switch over to a dvorak layout keyboard, but haven't just because I would be switching daily between the keyboard on my personal computer, and the ones that I use at school/work. Having to learn something new once would not be bad. Having to learn something new while constantly being reminded of how things used to be would be a real pain.

    One thing that I would like to see in the keyboard market is more variety in the shape of the board itself. I have one of those 'split' Micro$oft keyboards and love it. Unfortunately, there aren't many other manufacturers out there that use this layout. Being able to adjust the exact angle of the split, and the distance between the halves would make the board even better, but I can't see this happening in the current market. Closest thing to inovation that they've done in awhile is make keyboards that light up. It may look cool, but hasn't really improved the functionality or versatility of the product at all.
    Anyway, just my 2 cents.

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  68. Crap! by erikharrison · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can't get to the article, but an alphabetic keyboard is just plain dumb.

    1) The QWERTY keyboard is established tech
    2) I see no empirical evidence that alphabetic is easier to learn or use
    3) Alphabetic keyboards overwork one area of the keyboard
    4) It would be difficult, if not impossible, to arrange keys to allow alternating of hands, which speeds typing.

    Can anyone list any real reason that this is better? Other than the reduced number of keys, of course.

    1. Re:Crap! by srleffler · · Score: 1

      It probably is actually better for someone who is just learning to use a keyboard (by hunt and peck) for the first time. It's possible that with equivalent amounts of practice one could hunt and peck just as fast on this new keyboard as on a QWERTY keyboard. I don't think these are sufficient reason to replace the conventional keyboard, but it might actually be useful on a computer designed for small children, for example. The Fisher Price color scheme just adds to the overall effect.

  69. not yet by krokodil · · Score: 0

    We are not ready to change keyboard layout yet. We must wait until generation of people using 'vi' dies or retires.

  70. WINDOWS == QWERTY by juicyfruit · · Score: 1, Funny

    WINDOWS == QWERTY

    I leave it to the reader to work out the details of the analogy.

    1. Re:WINDOWS == QWERTY by BobPaul · · Score: 1

      You mispelled QUIRKY

  71. They stole this idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hey, we used to pop off the keycaps and alphabetize the keys in the computer labs at school just to confuse the freshmen!

    But these idiots didn't do it right because it's not as funny if the keycaps actually match what you get when you press the keys.

  72. What's John Dvorak Done Now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of you guys are saying that John did this?

    As a way to do *what* to the QWERTY people?

    What has John Dvorak gone and done now?

    I didn't know he invented a keyboard!

    I didn't even know he could TYPE!

    (I thought he was just a curmudgeon.)

    Whatever he has done, it must be BIG, listening to a lot of youse guys moan and groan about it.

    We all gonna learn to type all over again, huh?

    Think I will move to voice commands and dictation software on my computer now.

  73. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds just like the desktop operating system debate. I wonder if there's any correalation between dvorak/desktop linux users and qwerty/Windows users?

  74. Are they crazy? by Kraemahz · · Score: 2, Funny

    70 bucks for a keyboard with half as many keys as usual? It's that like Apple charging twice as much for a mouse with only one button?

  75. Too bad they didn't know much about design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to admire them for wanting to improve a lousy design, but what they did is ... weird, to say the least.

    To quote from Donald Norman's "The Design of Everyday Things":

    "What about alphabetical keyboards (figure 6.3)? Wouldn't they at least be easier to learn? Nope.[6] Because the letters have to be laid out in rows, just knowing the alphabet isn't enough. You also have to know where the rows break. Even if you could learn that, it would still be easier to scan the keyboard than to compute where a key might be. Then you are better off if common letters are located where you are apt to find them by scanning---a property that the qwerty keyboard provides. If you don't know any keyboard, there is little difference in typing speed among a qwerty keyboard, an alphabetic keyboard, and even a random arrangement of keys. If you know even a little of the qwerty, that is enough to make it better than the others. And for expert typists, the alphabetical arrangements are always *slower* than qwerty."

    If you want an alphabetical layout, it would be better to lay them out with a-b-c going down, rather than across (so the top row is a d g j ...). That way, there are no big breaks: letters increase slowly and consistently from left to right.

    Granted, this funky new keyboard is better than plain alphabetical because it breaks lines per hand, so it's not *quite* as bad, but I still don't see how it's better than Dvorak (which has saved my wrists!), or even qwerty.

  76. 101 keys? I wish by Punto · · Score: 1
    This keyboard has just 53-keys (instead of 101) and offers user-friendly benefits and quick data entry.

    Is anyone still making actual '101 keys' keyboards anymore? you know, without the annoying extra keys between ctrl and alt, and all the other "extras" found on the standard keyboard of today? I'd love to be able to buy a keyboard and not have to take a screw driver to it to yank out some of the keys that get in the way.

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  77. personal anecdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned to type on the Dvorak layout in my late 20s using a program called Typing Tutor. It dropped letters down the (DOS) screen a la video games of the time and you had to blow up each letter by typing it. The letters fell faster and more frequently as you progressed, thus forcing you to progress.

    It worked. I have always been able to type about 1.5 to 2 times as fast on Dvorak as qwerty. This is on a computer keyboard where the little arms have no chance of getting jammed either way.

    I also have no problem leaving my workstation unattended for the sheer hilarity of watching people try to peck their way through the strange keyboard layout. They never repeat that mistake!

  78. I would like some keyboard changes by guidryp · · Score: 1

    I have a small workspace and with the prevalence of Mouse usage, I would like to reclaim the space wasted by the keypad. I hardly ever use the keypad and my mouse could occupy the space where the number pad and arrow/home keys reside now.

    Heck I think I would prefer a left handed keyboard even. As it gets the keypad out of the way of my mouse. Any non standard keyboard seems to quadruple in price though.

    This keyboard is nuts though. ABC layout is complete non starter. I like some of the general concepts though. Small, with a split and the cursor in the middle is kind of neat..

    1. Re:I would like some keyboard changes by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      I have a small workspace and with the prevalence of Mouse usage, I would like to reclaim the space wasted by the keypad. I hardly ever use the keypad and my mouse could occupy the space where the number pad and arrow/home keys reside now.

      There are a number of 86-key keyboards but yes they start between $50-$100. I see often keyboards with trackpads and sometimes trackballs.

      Compaq had one 164989-001 that I found to be nice... but at the price I could buy a normal keyboard and use a trackball.

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    2. Re:I would like some keyboard changes by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 1

      I have a small workspace and with the prevalence of Mouse usage, I would like to reclaim the space wasted by the keypad.
      ...
      Any non standard keyboard seems to quadruple in price though.

      These are pricey, but take up even less space than a keypad-less keyboard and mouse combination. They also have keyboard replacements for PowerBooks and iBooks. I've never tried one, so I can't say what they're like to use, but they seem like novel gadgets. No moving parts make them more durable to wear and tear, and spills I presume. And the zero key force bit must be an interesting sensation.

  79. How can you have a "new" standard? by Capella+or+Bust · · Score: 1

    I'm just saying...

  80. Ship Date by fgb · · Score: 1

    The very last line of the article is: It will ship in April 2005.

    Would that be April 1st, 2005?

  81. What is this, the quarterly "keyboard" post?!? by Seraphnote · · Score: 1

    I mean how many times do we have to read on /. the same-old-same-old... "Woe is us for having to use QWERTY keyboards." "Praise be to DVORAK keyboards!" and "Ooh Dexter, look a this pretty alternative keyboard." I'm going to predict the following will happen before QWERTY ever sees a demise: 1.) The U.S. will be using the metric system almost entirely in place of our current system of measurement. 2.) Microsoft will have "perfected" speech recognition and made it easier to use than typing. 3.) Every restaurant is Taco Bell. 4.) We'll have read at least 80 more posts at /. about QWERTY vs. DVORAK vs. Other keyboards. (Since we know that M$ doesn't "perfect" anything, except "pretty icons" from their "Dee Dee" department, it is probable that we will be using QWERTY for a long time.)

  82. 120wpm QWERTY & Dvorak Experience by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 2, Informative
    During the period when I was working on my undergrad thesis I had my my typing speed tested via both software and good ole fasioned professor with a stopwatch. My speed averaged 120wpm on QWERTY, pretty blazing.

    I've slowed down since and now average about 80wpm and have learned not to strike the keys quite so hard. My hands don't ache as much and I've considered going with one of those whiz-bang carpal-friendly keyboards before I come down with CTS. Coding can be tough on the hands.

    Anyway, one semester my room-mate and I believed the Dvorak myth and decided to try out switching. We bought new keyboards that supported both standards and came with two sets of keycaps, then made the switch.

    It took us about a month to re-learn touch typing and it was a bitch. Neither one of us caught up to our previous speeds - we even played typing games to help - we got to maybe 2/3-3/4 of our previous typing speeds.

    While we were okay on our computers we both found it very frustrating to use others. Being geeks, we frequently needed to work on other machines and lugging a keyboard around wasn't really a solution. We decided to abandon Dvorak and went back to QWERTY. In a week or two we were back to ballpark of our old typing speeds, though it was a frustrating transition.

    The moral of the story is an old one: if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

    1. Re:120wpm QWERTY & Dvorak Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...one semester my room-mate and I believed the Dvorak myth and decided to try out switching ... While we were okay on our computers we both found it very frustrating to use others"

      Um, so which part of the Dvorak myth says that it'll improve your experience on qwerty keyboards?

      Seriously though, who says a 120-wpm qwerty typist should be faster in dvorak after just one month, especially after already having qwerty hard-wired into your brain ? I mean you had probably been typing in qwerty for years at that point.

      The real myth is that people can change despite dvorak being significantly better. They can't, because of lock-in effects (already wired for qwerty, can't use other keyboards easily, etc). Your post is really evidence against that myth.

  83. Who needs 53 keys? by craXORjack · · Score: 4, Funny

    I only need 28. I use vi.

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    1. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by arekq · · Score: 1

      Who needs 28 keys? Just type in binary. :)

    2. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2, Informative
      I only need 28. I use vi.

      I use vim almost exclusively. Most people use either vim or elvis symlinked from vi and don't know it, although vi is its own program. I can come up with 26 letters [a-z], 10 numbers [0-9], shift (gotta hit that "!" you know), escape and colon. Then we can't forget / for the searches and replaces, \ to be able to match special characters, and newbies will want the arrow keys instead of h, j, k and i.

      Your humor isn't lost on me, but a seasoned vi user will use at least 41 keys, 45 for the inexperienced. The other 8 must be for Emacs.

    3. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by nyri · · Score: 3, Funny

      I use vim almost exclusively. Most people use either vim or elvis symlinked from vi and don't know it, although vi is its own program. I can come up with 26 letters [a-z], 10 numbers [0-9], shift (gotta hit that "!" you know), escape and colon. Then we can't forget / for the searches and replaces, \ to be able to match special characters, and newbies will want the arrow keys instead of h, j, k and i.

      Your humor isn't lost on me, but a seasoned vi user will use at least 41 keys, 45 for the inexperienced. The other 8 must be for Emacs.


      You must be one those perl monkeys. Otherwise you would need space and return keys.

    4. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by isorox · · Score: 1

      (UK keyboard) a-z 1-0 ESC ` - = , . [ ] ; ' # \ shift and space.

      50 keys.

    5. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Vim the complete set I use is [a-z], [0-9], [,./;'\[]`-=], shift, ctrl, space and nothing more. Exactly 50 if I'm not mistaken?

    6. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise you would need space and return keys.

      You don't need return. escape o.

    7. Re:Who needs 53 keys? by euxneks · · Score: 1

      I only need 12, (ctrl, shift, and the numbers).

      I use ASCII...;P

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  84. Horrible, just horrible-Weight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Unfathomable? Take one look at a calculator and it instantly becomes obvious. I can't say for certain since it predates my time, but I'll bet tape calculators used by accountants existed for some time before the numeric keypad was standard on keyboards."

    Exactly. And those @#%$&! mechanical calculators weighed a ton too. Felt like carrying a truck battery around.

  85. Ask Yahoo by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    Ironically, the question of numeric keypad layouts was just addressed on AskYahoo.

    1. Re:Ask Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant "coincidentally", not "ironically".

  86. Down with keyboards! by kiddailey · · Score: 3, Informative


    What we really need are alternatives to traditional typing -- ways to communicate with the computer in a more efficent manner.

    I'm personally waiting for the wireless implant in my head so I can just "think" the words onto the screen :)

    In the meantime, I've tried out the Twiddler2 chorded keyboard, which is a combination key entry and mouse device. Although a bit slower, it is FAR more comfortable surfing and chording with it than using the traditional keyboard and mouse (though you can forget programming). And it plays nice with OS X and Windows.

    If you're interested, there are many other chorded "keyboards" as well as many more ergonomic variations to the standard keyboard. A useful resource is the exhaustive Alternative Keyboard FAQ and this alternative keyboard gallery.

    1. Re:Down with keyboards! by frankmu · · Score: 1

      i'm glad you brought this up. as a physician, i spend 2-3 hours after office hours dictating. i've tried to create a web based app, but the real problem seems to be data entry in an efficient fashion, without getting in the way of actually talking to the patient. i can't see tablets working, with handwriting recongition sucking so much.

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    2. Re:Down with keyboards! by kiddailey · · Score: 1


      Theoretically, with enough practice you could "chord" your document with one hand (in the case of the Twiddler2, which has a strap around your hand to hold it in place) while keeping the other hand free for patient care.

      Though you may not want to do that... the patient might get a little nervous...

      "Shouldn't you use both hands, doc?" ;)

  87. Re:windows vs linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Probably, since it seems that Dvorak users, like Linus users, spend a lot of time building an ego upon the platform of "individuality" that comes from the adoption of an esoteric technology that sacrifices more than it will EVER solve. Then, they irritate everyone within a thousand mile radius with evangelism in an attempt to justify the immense amount of time they've wasted striving to be different from the society that they loathe because it has rejected their hilarious lack of social skills. If you ask them, they, of course, rejected it first. They make fun of those who embrace pop culture, then camp outside movie theaters when Star Wars is playing, all while wondering loudly and constantly why everyone calls them hypocritical.

    Meanwhile, Windows users use their computers.

    Yup, that looks like a pretty solid correlation.

  88. Enforcing typing habits? by de+Selby · · Score: 1

    "Ironically, the image on that page leads me to believe this keyboard is made for small childrem"

    It would make a good KB for a first time typists, maybe? It looks almost like it was designed to start good typing habbits:

    * The arrow keys are in the middle, keeping fingers from one hand finding their way onto the other's keys. (I do this all the time.)

    * There are all sorts of keys where the wrists might rest.

  89. ironically, gentoo was designed to slow you down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    when in fact that was never a design consideration. Gentoo's design was based on two aspects, one was the immediate design that attempted to solve a number of problems, while the second aspect was in fact a system of various parts (yes, including also the immediate design as in the first aspect) designed to facilitate improvement and refinement.

    However, like the QWERTY based keyboard, Gentoo found that through complacency and improper setting of priorities that eventually a system emerged (haha, pun wasn't originally intended) which required more energy input to reach a partially usable and stable state by the user than energy output (which for most is productivity).

    What resulted was therefore less akin to the desired "bootstrapping" or "self building" system and instead was more of a mire of quicksand weighing down the users whom spent all their time trying to fix problems and making more and bigger compromises so that they could not appreciably improve Gentoo nor could they consider it a reliable tool enabling them to even do the minimal amount of work.

    While those with other OS's worked hard and rarely had crashes, the Gentoo user was faced with spending almost as much time creating excuses as he or she spent time troubleshooting, researching, and attempting solutions to problems in an ever-expanding cycle. Gentoo became slave-master god demanding every more work, dedication, attention, zeal, and of course sacrifices as opposed to being a pragmatic and practical tool to be used by the user.

    If changes by the vendor, expendatures of money by the user, and dedication to the learning curve can be shown to add significant value then there are those that will do it. If it is simply a "cool" thing to do, or if such a childish attitude develops to a point of overshadowing actual pragmatic attempts at progress then we are looking at more wasted time and products.

  90. Don't forget about the Microsoft Keyboard by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny
  91. Patented,huh? by Trogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This monstrosity had better not become a standard, what with the patent and all.

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  92. the only other ABCDE device I can think of... by utexaspunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    is the speak n' spell which was, of course, designed for 5 year olds entering one word every 15 seconds or so. This thing is retarded...

    1. Re:the only other ABCDE device I can think of... by Alioth · · Score: 1

      Actually, the ACARS unit on most airliners is also ABCDE... layout. The assumption is probably that most pilots won't be typists and therefore ABCDE... layout is easier for them to pick up especially as they make relatively infrequent use of this keyboard.

  93. swapping keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought some of you were joking about physically changing the keys on your keyboards. But, sadly, no.

    If you intend to type from memory (touch-type) then save yourself the trouble of possibly damaging your keyboard. Just use a decent typing tutorial program and learn by feel/touch. That's the way I learned and it worked great in about 2 weeks. Speed gains came later as I used Dvorak more.

    I can even "switch" mentally when I sit down at a foreign system, type "dir" and see that "hgo" comes out (or on * systems type "l" and "p" comes out), and I recognize that I need to think QWERTY instead of Dvorak. Give yourself some credit, but don't waste your time popping plastic keys all over the room.

  94. WASD IS HERE TO STAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can sell those keyboards to monkeys the rest of us will keep fragging around.

  95. Fast != Good by Froggy · · Score: 1

    Why does everybody assume that rapid typing is a bringer of unalloyed good? I find that one easy way to improve my prose is to write it more slowly. That way the part of my brain that is looking after logic and expression has a chance to catch up with the part that's controlling my fingers. The more quickly my words flow, the more they seem like speech -- informal and sprinkled with usages that, while accepted in speech, are grammatical errors in writing. Even if I'm not writing for publication, I still find that going slowly helps me pick up the odd error that would otherwise render my words completely zymurgy incoherent.

    I'm a CS PhD student, so I write more prose than code, but the same principle applies -- the hard part isn't coming up with the words, the hard part is coming up with the ideas and the logical structures. Taking mental short cuts with logic when you are programming is asking for trouble.

    Obviously, painfully slow hunt-and-peck typing is going to annoy anyone who has to actually do it and so the alphabetic keyboard is going to be fabulous for people who can't type and don't need to learn; that's not in dispute. I am only pointing out that the competition between partisans of DVORAK and QWERTY is not necessarily based on the correct metric.

    (I must admit though, I don't like DVORAK -- it's optimized for right-handers, and I'm a lefty.)

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    1. Re:Fast != Good by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Ever heard of left-handed Dvorak?

      Anyway, as for it being optimised for right-handed people, I fail to see how that is possible. Every third letter or so will be typed with the left hand, minimum. The right hand receives more use, true, but by arranging all the vowels in one hand's home row, Dvorak also assures a fair amount of alternation. So you use both hands quite a bit, even if you use one more.

      Perhaps a reversed Dvorak layout would be desirable, with the letter keys on each row transposed? On the other hand, increasing the number of standards is not a good thing, imhoe.

  96. OK...I'll be the first... by kponto · · Score: 1

    No wireless, less keys than a normal keyboard, lame.

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  97. The best keyboard you can't afford... by elutfall · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a company with hundreds of programmers that was very ergo conscious. They would do anything to help the coders work easier.

    Desks that would raise to standing height at the flip of a switch, gelpads, Herman Miller chairs, split keyboards, massages, whatever.

    I had some pretty bad pain in my hands (still do since I left the company) and they got me a Kineses ergo keyboard. Honestly, within days I was used to the weird layout and my pain was gone. Simply gone.

    I don't know why I haven't picked one up since, $300+ isn't too much for better wrist health. It even has foot pedals that can be configured for those keys that cause you to leave the home row, like Esc.

    If my company takes off so I'm not living week to week, I'm getting one. For now I must suffer.

    http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/advantage_pro.htm

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  98. False by monk · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's a much repeated falsehood.
    Besides, everyone knows that all real geeks chord.

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  99. as a dvorak user... by Doppler00 · · Score: 1

    I'm just amazed and amused by all these comments that you people are posting. There is absolutely no point in saying how Dvorak is impracticle, not faster, not better, to expensive to switch over, and other such comments until you have actually TYPED using the dvorak layout yourself. Until you have actually used dvorak, at a proficiency level equal to that of qwerty, there is no point in giving your opinion on the benefits of qwerty or the shortcomings of dvorak.

    It took me less than 2 weeks to learn many years ago, and I'm still able to type QWERTY, when needed.

    If someone could cite a modern study (something more recent than 1970?) of dvorak vs. qwerty I'd like to see it.

    1. Re:as a dvorak user... by gotr00t · · Score: 1

      I can use both keyboard layouts at about the same speed (80WPM or so) but I find that typing in Dvorak is a lot more comfterable, as I don't have to move my fingers as much as I would in QWERTY.

    2. Re:as a dvorak user... by Famanoran · · Score: 1

      I agree - I switched to Dvorak about 3 years ago now, and it's been great.

      I use Dvorak at work, but sadly HP/Compaq don't make Dvorak keyboards for their laptops, so I still have to use QWERTY on it.

      On QWERTY I average about 95 - 100WPM, and on Dvorak I average about 110 - 115WPM. (According to gtypist.)

      Mostly I just prefer Dvorak because it's easier on my wrists. (Plus - my co-workers HATE using my keyboard!! :)

  100. Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just create a keyboard with removable keys, and let the user place the keys where he/she wants them?

    1. Re:Why not... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 2, Funny

      All keyboards can do this. Just pull up the plastic key-caps and then put them back down in any random order. It's lots of fun.

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    2. Re:Why not... by Mr.+Byaninch · · Score: 0

      fos8er I sod ju st softrie s ad it. wnisd ye t sidoo hard ud teos ayt to sinsoiid tpes type

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    3. Re:Why not... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you forgot to remap your keys in X...

  101. Two kinds? by Craig+Ringer · · Score: 1

    Just a nitpick, but there are LOT more than two kinds of keyboard. The French use AZERTY, for example, and I think many/most countries have their own varyingly different layouts.

  102. Poor last couple of weeks by bonch · · Score: 0

    Slashdot posts "Teen Beat" pictures of Bill Gates that aren't from Teen Beat at all (a couple of publicity photos from the launch of Windows 1.0).

    Slashdot posts an "ad" from Microsoft that wasn't an ad at all (it was an internal company joke).

    Slashdot posts a complete myth about the QWERTY keyboard as an introduction to a hollow press release.

    Come on!

    1. Re:Poor last couple of weeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what do we have besides your say-so? Nothing? As usual. Oh well, either you modded yourself up as insightful or the mods around here are too lazy to do some critical thinking and demand that you PROVE what you assert.

      Personally, I think those are your opinions and you pulled them out of your ass. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. I seriously doubt that you can.

  103. rotary dial by morcheeba · · Score: 1

    Also the 123-on-top button layout is closer to rotary phones - the standard that everyone was moving from. On both dials, 1,2 & 3 are at the top, 456 in the middle, and 7890 at the bottom. True, the order of the digits is backwards (123 vs 321), but I don't think people would have stood for the 321 keyboard.

    1. Re:rotary dial by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

      Rotary phones had the 1 at the top because the number was determined by the number of "clicks" placed on the line. Putting your finger in the "1" hole and moving it down to the stop and letting it go would produce 1 "click" on the line. "2" would produce 2 "clicks", "3", 3 "clicks" and so on until "0", which actually produced 10 "clicks". If you have an old-fashioned (non-cordless) phone, you can still dial phone numbers by clicking the hookswitch the right number of times (pause for about a second or two in between each number). I do this every now and then. It realy freaks people out. Heh heh.

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    2. Re:rotary dial by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1
      Heh. I remember seeing that in Silence of the Lambs (or was it Red Dragon?). Probably quite realistic since it was an old jail, and they probably would never have imagined someone would know how to do such a thing.

      For those of you who don't know the scene. Lector is handed a special phone inside his cell, with his lawyer or someone on the other end. It has no dialing pad/rotor. He hangs-up and then taps in the number he really wants.

      I'm sure Mcguyver did this once. But then again, he could do anything.

      In NZ our emergencey number is 111. So I guess if you tapped the hook a few times, you might just end up in quite the predicament. Harder to do with anything that has a 9 in it.

    3. Re:rotary dial by Physics+Dude · · Score: 1
      Even many of the phone company tech support aren't aware you can 'dial' out using the hook switch. When I was a kid, I remember that one day none of our touch-tone phones would dial. My dad pulse dialed the phone company using the hook switch to see what might be the problem. After he told them the touch tone pad wasn't working he had a hard time convincing them it wasn't a prank call. ;)

      It ended up that during some line work the wires had been switched. The phone is powered off the line, but the old phones didn't have a full wave rectifier to drive the digital cirtuitry so that the DTMF encoder wasn't working. We just switched the polarity where it entered our house and everything was working again. I've noticed that with newer phones the polarity doesn't matter.

  104. mmmhhh ... let me guess... by bicho · · Score: 1

    ... Patent pending?

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  105. Nope, the jokes on me. by monk · · Score: 1

    That nifty dataglove I linked in rebuttal to your statement... uses a Dvorak layout.

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  106. Yep. A Standard. by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

    It might be great to learn DVORAK for your own use, but then you go to the office, and the keyboards are all QWERTY. So you are forced to be bilingual - bi-textual?

    And for the people it really matter to... secretaries and the like who have to type serious speeds, it would be a major nuisance.

    It's tough to break standards once they are embedded, especially when it's only for an incremental improvement.

  107. Good idea. ABKey is similar but faster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ABKey ( http://www.abkey.com ) has a faster, healthier way of arranging an alphabetical keyboard. Take a look.
    Uses blocking in combination with alphabetical key order so you can learn it much faster (actually learning through hunt-and-peck) and much more thoroughly then QUERTY or DVORAK can be learned and achieve typing speeds near that of the DVORAK layout. Really well thought out.

  108. The New Standard Keyboard ? by l3v1 · · Score: 1

    The New Standard Keyboard (from the link) - pretty bold for a keyboard that looks more like spearmint bubblegum than anything useful.

    who value user-friendliness over standardization - please teach me, how would that make (many different layout "standards") using keyboard easier. It's all just a metter of getting used to, and many people can type quite fast to say the least on qwerty keyboards. Now if you had to learn the darn board all over again for the different layouts (well, they say users will value such diversity) that would probably make many of us just insane.

    I agree, ther are some people, mostly non-professional, home-users, who probably will get such stuff, and sing odes about them. Well, "good" side-effects of a large market.

    keys are arranged alphabetically - And that is at least one thing (besides the junky toy look of course :)) ) that I most surely would not want under my fingers.

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  109. You know what I don't get? by GFLPraxis · · Score: 1

    You know what I don't get? Why do they still call x86 PC's "IBM compatible", like in this article? Macs use IBM processors, not Wintel computers! IBM no longer even MAKES PC's!

    1. Re:You know what I don't get? by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      Why do they still call x86 PC's "IBM compatible", like in this article?

      Because the term has meaning, specifically, "this software runs on the x86 instruction set".

      Macs use IBM processors, not Wintel computers!

      Why do you call them "Wintel" computers, despite the existance of x86 computers running non-Windows? Because that phrase also has meaning.

      IBM no longer even MAKES PC's!

      Sure they do

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  110. No 10-key? by fuchsiawonder · · Score: 1

    This thing doesn't have a 10-key on it. As a multiple-time cashier, I'm personally offended.

  111. The Dvorak is overrated. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People talk about how great the Dvorak was, but there's no hard evidence that it was.

  112. One Handed Typing? by CaptainAnarchy · · Score: 1

    (No, this isn't a pr0n joke set up.)

    I saw a one handed typing device at a Macworld years ago that seems to have disappeared and I can't remember who was selling it.

    As I recall, it strapped to one hand, had two sets of keys for the fingers and a 'shift' button or two for the thumb. Supposedly it was as fast/faster than standard keyboards, as there was very little 'movement' of the hands/fingers, just different places to exert pressure with one hand.

    All I can find on google now are big ass replacement keyboards for those with a disability (missing limb etc.).

    Anyone have any experience with these?

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  113. Like getting rid of SMTP by cuban321 · · Score: 1

    Changing the QWERTY layout will never happen in the United States.

    I do agree though, the layout is pretty clumsy.

  114. Looks like Dvorak, works like Qwerty... by Neko-kun · · Score: 1

    I did this to mine also but for different reason mainly security.

    Reason I say security is that I don't really trust people with my stuff. So when people ask me if they can use my AlBook I ask them if they can touch-type or use Dvorak, since responding yes to either question is a sign that the lights are on and that they can get around my rearranging of the keys or know enough about a keyboard that they learned Dvorak on their own. If they can't respond yes to either question then tough luck but I can't do anything about their inability to type.

    I know it sounds a bit harsh especially if some hot girl wants to use it, but then again I'd like someone on my level, a girl that knows how to type.

  115. revised DVORAK? by CaptainPinko · · Score: 1

    I like the idea behind Dvorak and even tried it out for a while, but it's still not quite as good as it could be. For one, the 'R' should be on the home row, at least for english. I believe I read an article once where a guy ran tests using thousands of pages of literature and code and using certain algorithims determined the best layout... at it was pretty similar. What we need it to redo those tests, put them through scruting, and get behind one new standard. Anybody know what article I'm referring to?

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  116. Off-topic drummer complaint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This design change actually had the bonus effect of speeding up typing by letting the user alternate hands more often - think drum roll.

    Drum rolls are accomplished by "diddling", which means to strike the drum twice with the same hand very quickly (usually by bouncing it). The roll of quick beats is accomplished by doing more with each hand before trading to the next. It may not make sense to a non-drummer, but in comparison it is VERY difficult to roll with simple alternating strokes. However, once you get good at diddling, so you don't have to think about it, you can focus instead on alternating your hands quickly.
  117. Well I do use Dvorak and... by orzetto · · Score: 0
    Imagine stretching your fingers over the keyboard to do a Ctrl-C Ctrl-V [on a Dvorak]

    I have been using my own dvorak i18n-ized layout for a few years, and typing feels indeed more natural. For the shortcuts, Ctrl-V is actually quite close, Ctrl-C and Ctrl-X a bit trickier, but they are all within the span of my hand.

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  118. Game mods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will my son be considered retarded in school if I force to use mavis bacon teaches typing using this new 56 key keyboard?

  119. what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what?

    with a small group of people saying how superior QWERTY is, ad nauseum?

  120. Just a few notes by he_the_great · · Score: 1

    Who says alphabetic order is good for anything. It is some random arrangement of letters that we can use to keep things organized. I think we need a new alphebetic order with all the vowels in one place.

    Fewer keys, but how am I going to play Long Bow Gold (uses every key 2-3 times)

    I found after switching to Dvorak for the second time, read: http://nascent.freeshell.org/misc/writing/aboutme/ dvorak.php as to why, I found that, as I typed continually without looking at what I typed/keyboard I felt to have been mistyping (qwerty influence?) was misspelled, only to find that I typed it all correct. S)

  121. name is wrong by Eric+Smith · · Score: 1

    It should be called the "New NONstandard Keyboard", since it doesn't match any of the keyboard layout standards (e.g, ISO/IEC 9995).

  122. Data typists by The_jos · · Score: 1

    I have talked about typing with a data-typist.
    As she told me, keyboard layout does not really matter, as long as ou keep using the same layout.

    When typing blind, with a dictaphone or from paper, she even manages to conversate with her colleguages. With typing speeds between 250 and 300 chars/min. According to her, typing is just 'moving the fingers without thinking'.

    Imagine putting someone like her at an other keyboard layout.
    I think it will be quite unreadable.

    Or someone must write a program to convert the document to qwerty.

  123. AZERTY...??? by klaasb · · Score: 1

    I always thought that one was pretty standard as well.

    Not that I use it.

    Most of the time I type on a ¼î-keyboard.

    I like the way Koreans map their keyboard. Vowels under one hand, consonants under the other.

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    1. Re:AZERTY...??? by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      European keyboards are AZERTY, messes me up when I travel

    2. Re:AZERTY...??? by Jafar00 · · Score: 1

      My main machine is QWERTY, but living in france, I have a laptop which is AZERTY which messes me up when I switch between the two ;)

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    3. Re:AZERTY...??? by hfarberg · · Score: 1
      Oh, Jesus Christ!!

      When are everyone going to learn that Europe is NOT ONE COUNTRY. Europe consists of about 50 sovereign countries, depending on how you count them. See Wikipedias article on Europe for more.

      I live in Norway, which isn't the capital in Sweden, and I've never encountered the AZERTY keyboard here, ever.

      Everyone here uses QWERTY. I don't even want to think about what those crazy continental europeans use.

    4. Re:AZERTY...??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Norway, which isn't the capital in Sweden, and I've never encountered the AZERTY keyboard here, ever.

      Everyone here uses QWERTY. I don't even want to think about what those crazy continental europeans use.


      Germany uses the QWERTZ system. Yes, only the Z and Y keys are transposed, which sometimes makes it difficult for FPS games which use those keys, though thankfully WASD still works.

      Well, truth be told, there are more differences. The umlauts have their own keys, and some of the less common characters (like @, {, }, [, ] :-( ) are accessable through the right Alt key...

    5. Re:AZERTY...??? by Xenna · · Score: 1

      When are everyone going to learn that CENTRAL-Europe is NOT ONE COUNTRY. (sic)

      We Dutch use the QWERTY layout, in fact most people I know buy their keyboards in the US layout.

      I don't bother typing accented characters most of the time.

      When I'm in France I sometimes type on AZERTY keyboards which is very hard to do even though they only changed a few keys around. That's the french for you. They're always to proud of being different...

    6. Re:AZERTY...??? by alzepop · · Score: 1

      Guys, when you write in french you use different keys combination and accents... that's why you need an azerty keyboard. Imagine in the eighties, my C64 keyboard was in azerty and all my games and softwares where expecting qwerty input; I had to learn to type qwerty on an azerty keyboard.
      yes there is a world outside, full of languages and differences...

    7. Re:AZERTY...??? by klang · · Score: 1

      I'm from Denmark and all keyboards are QWERTY. We DO have 3 extra letters, so ,;.:-_ have been moved around a bit, nothing fancy.
      We have a computer produced in Spain, which uses QWERTY as well. Adding the specific spanish upside down ?'s and !'s and the ~ in easy to reach positions.

      Basic layout is QWERTY, though some keyboards do have DELETE,HOME, INSERT, PAGE UP/DOWN etc written in Danish (or Spanish), again nothing too confusing..

    8. Re:AZERTY...??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaaah, a dumb Dutchie who obviously has yet to realise that the lovely French language has a few characters which Dutch (or English for that matter) does not contain.

      Of course, the French are only trying to be different, and their keyboard has nothing to do with their language .. now excuse me while I go roll my eyes for a while. I suggest you bang your head against the wall a few times for being such a twat.

    9. Re:AZERTY...??? by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      Actually there is a separate Dutch layout, in which the main layout is QWERTY but the symbols are arranged different from the US layout.

      On such a keyboard it is very difficult to do programming or use a command-line interface, because special characters like \ | ~ { } are very hard to type. Instead, you can easily type á à ij etc.

      In the early days of the PC such keyboards were often sold to non-tech PC users. You had to specify "US layout" to avoid getting these.
      Nowadays, "US layout" is usually the default.

    10. Re:AZERTY...??? by Xenna · · Score: 1

      Bang my Head? I'll do you one better!

      I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

    11. Re:AZERTY...??? by gedeco · · Score: 1

      Not only French are using AZERTY.

      The common Belgian (dutch language) keyboard is also AZERTY. It has minor differences compared with a french keyboard.

    12. Re:AZERTY...??? by MORB · · Score: 1

      The AZERY layout does have the necessary accented letters required to type french, however it's not actually of any use that the letters are ordered differently than about everywhere else.

      We could type just as well if french keyboards letters were arranged in the QWERTY fashion, if we discount the fact we're used to AZERTY.
      Besides, most europeans laguages have specific letters and accents and manage to fit them in QWERTY based keyboard layouts (although I guess somewhere, in Germany maybe, they have QWERTZ keyboards)

  124. Phone keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    judging from how fast teenagers these days can type a message on their mobile phone, all we really need is a computer with a numeric-pad.

    1. Re:Phone keyboard by klaasb · · Score: 1

      Old people can't handle it well though :-)

      Still it would be a nice idea.
      A keyboard which you can hold in your two hands, and you only need two thumbs to type....

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  125. New Standard Keyboard Installed... by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

    Hit F1 to continue...

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  126. Changing keyboards slows me down by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

    Well I personally find that different keyboards make me type at different speeds. I am no hunt-and-peck'er (tee-hee), and am quite a bit faster then anyone else I know, except a secretary, or someone who does data entry for a living.

    Yet even when using different keyoards that I own, I still find it slows me down. I get used to my laptop's keyboard (which is harder then all my other ones to get used to) and then I slow down on my main desktop machine. If I go to a friends' house it's even worse.

    So why would I want to slow myself down with this childish looking toy keyboard, and then not have half the keys I use?

    Dunno about you guys, but except for things like number lock/scroll lock and the stupid windows keys, I use every one on my keyboard. Take away 1/2... there goes a bunch of my shortcuts.

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  127. Stupid company again forget EU market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if they finally trying to set a new standard keyboard, how can they forgot that in Europe some people have different alphabets and some maybe need more than 54 keys? Shame on you narrow minded americans..

  128. new use for the new keyboard by lposeidon · · Score: 0

    i think that this 70$ 'new' keyboard has one use... and that is to beat the inventor over the head with their own creation.

    everyone that already bought one, meet me at this persons house at 11am this saturday

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  129. hard to change layouts? by gcb · · Score: 1


    on what OSen?

    Mac OS 8+ (at least) has it built in.
    Windows 98+ has it built in (but you need the CD to install it)
    beOS had it.
    Linux distros have all had it since I started typing dvorak in 1998. Try xsetkbmap dvorak or loadkeys dvorak in a shell.

    Quick Internet searches told me how to do this.

  130. Ergonomic Reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The biggest thing I noticed when I switched from QWERTY to Dvorak was that it was more comfortable, I was moving my fingers less and therefore my fingers weren't getting nearly as tired. This is also the testimony of everyone that I know that uses Dvorak.

    With regards to speed, I think it made no difference. My QWERTY speed was 60 wpm. My Dvorak speed eventually reached 70wpm, but I did a lot of typing exercises when I switched to Dvorak, if I had done the same practive in QWERTY I'm sure I would have lifted my typing speed comparably.

    Another thing that I noticed is that my accuracy improved slightly, I was getting over 97% accuracy the first time in gtypist, it often took me a few times in QWERTY previously.

    Finally, it gave me an opportunity to unlearn all the bad habits I'd developed when using QWERTY, because I was concentrating on typing so much, I could also concentrate on using the correct shift keys (left when the letter is in the right hand and vice versa), and other things like using the correct fingers, I used to use the wrong fingers for . and , and all the symbols and numbers.

  131. Dvorak rocks by ultrabot · · Score: 1

    -as a dvorak user, I must contend that the greatest advantage is that my fingers don't hurt after 30 minutes of solid typing.

    I heartily agree! There is much less physical labour in the typing now. With QWERTY I feel like I'm moving my hands all over the keyboard, while w/ Dvorak esp. the english text comes out smooth as silk. Any reduction in the physical movement while typing is a big plus for ergonomics.

    I got comfortable w/ the layout in about a week, even if I didn't reach my Qwerty speed that fast. I still make a bit more errors in Dvorak, possibly because I type much faster and in a more "relaxed" fashion.

    And remember, the only HW mod you need to do is to re-arrange the keys, which should be easily detachable from the keyboard.

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    1. Re:Dvorak rocks by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      I like to keep the keys on qwerty--lets me make absolutely sure I'm touch typing.

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  132. why you start with dvorak by fredrik.ryden · · Score: 1

    6 months ago, i wrote qwerty very fast, often used only 2 fingers except for a few special combos. So I started to learn Svorak(swedish version of dvorak) to get a fresh start with correct writing:) and it rocks :PpPpP

  133. keyboard typing efficiency by dj42 · · Score: 1

    The movements of the fingers on the QWERTY keyboard should be looked at before deciding optimal placement of characters. For example, I like the fact that the "e" and the "i" are on opposite sides of the keyboard. It's easier to type words when there is a pattern, for me, of 1-3 keys on one side, all reachable without moving my hand, followed by, or alternating with the same on the left side. When I get messed up is when I have to type a lot of characters all right near eachother, or type Z, X, V, (since my left hand is weaker than my right), along with A F E W T G S. I would think a statistical analysis of common letter pairins in relation to the most convenient finger movements would reveal something considerably more efficient than both QWERTY and Dvorak. However, given the fact I can sustain 120 wpm at about 98% accuracy, I see no reason whatsoever to switch now. I can "burst" up in the 150wpm range. Now, has anyone used a Microsoft "Natural" keyboard? Drops me to 60wpm or less. And that's just changing the angle of the hands. To me, though, it's like if someone chose not to make guitar strings parallel. Seriously.

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  134. Mods: The truth about bonch/rd_syringe/OverlyCrGuy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderators: Please note that "bonch" is a known fanatical psycophant whose obnoxious offtopic rants are legend here on Slashdot. It doesn't matter what the topic is, he'll find a way to scrape in some pointless Microsoft shilling. While nobody expects us to love Microsoft in any way, his particularly tepid style of calling anyone he replies to "troll" or "liar" because he happens to disagree with whatever they're saying is well documented and should not be rewarded. If anything, bonch is the type of person that should not be part of the open source/free software community. He is an anathema to all that is good about free software.

    I'm posting this so that you (the moderator) have some context to consider bonch and not mod him up whenever he posts his filler preformatted rants about installing Windows or whatever that unfortunately get him karma every single time and allow him to continue posting his trademark toxic crap (read on) day in and day out. You may consider this a troll - I consider it community service. And I ain't kidding.

    If you're a /. subscriber, I invite you to look through some of his posting history. I guarantee that you'll be hard pressed to find someone that is more "out there" than bonch. You'll also probably notice he's got quite an AC following. Don't just read his posts, make sure you go through the replies.

    For example, in this recent post bonch not only calls the OP a troll but attempts to "tell it like it is" while making some vague argument about "MS". Yes, if you're confused, you're not alone. The reply (modded +0) proceeds to simply destroy his bogus argument. You will notice he did not reply. This is what some people call "drive-by advocacy". A sort of I'll just leave you with my thoughts here and move on to the next flamebait kind of deal. In fact, he almost never replies because he knows that his fanatical arguments simply do not hold up to any sort of discussion. It's not that he's chosen the wrong cause - he's just going at it in a completely wrong way.

    More? Just read though this post and the subsequent replies. I guess this stands on its own.

    More? Bad spelling in astounding conspiracy theories, more offtopic FUD and uninformed "I'm right, look at me" rants, promptly proven wrong. Worse even, bonch wants to be Bill Gates, apparently (that first one is a winner). I mean, really. You think?

    FUD, FUD, FUD, FUD, offtopic FUD, and more FUD. This guy is like the Monty Python SPAM skit, but with FUD and more FUD instead of canned meat. Amazed yet? Don't forget that KDE and Gnome make you dumb, and it's all a Slashdot conspiracy. How low do you want to go? Maybe as low as this?

    The infamous Slashdot Front Page Troll? Nuclear fireballs? It goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on (troll?). Like the energizer bunny. Or take these two, which stretch the definition of weird.

    It's up to you. We can get rid of this guy and make Slashdot a better place. I don't know about you, but I'd rather take the trolls and crapflooders over people like "bonch" any day. And I sure as hell don't want to be categorized along with him. This is not how you advocate free software, period.

  135. Would This Change... by bjjohnson · · Score: 0

    the PEBKAC error??? If you need to ask what it is, you really aren't supposed to. :-p

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  136. Dynamic keyboard lettering is the key. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As many others have commented, the root cause for Dvorak kb not being popular is the fact that even if we switch keyboard layout in sw, we are still faced with a conflicting physical lettering on the keyboard. The solution is therefore for manufacturers to make all new keyboards with dynamic lettering (eg tiny lcds or LEDs or e-ink or some other mechanism). The moment we change the layout in the OS, the key lettering on the physical keyboard should change automatically. This will immediately allow all Dvorak users to move easily to other people's computers (by a quick remap).

    1. Re:Dynamic keyboard lettering is the key. by pic16c84 · · Score: 1

      Very good idea.

  137. Stupid inventors by CjKing2k · · Score: 1

    Ironically, QWERTY was actually designed to slow down the typist to prevent jamming the keys

    I'm a little bit rusty on my history, but I always thought that QWERTY was designed to prevent jamming by causing subsequent hammer strokes to occur from opposite sides. If you look carefully, a lot of the words in English seem to cover the entire physical distance of the keyboard for each word.

    I tried using DVORAK, and I really wish I could stick with it but I use vi and that makes things difficult. Keyboards have been used on computers for almost 50 years now, why couldn't DVORAK be the standard from the get-go?

  138. a little steep for me by paul185 · · Score: 1

    $69.95? That's how much my computer cost.

  139. But can you get it in an 'Model M'? by fwc · · Score: 1

    Looks like one of those Lame-squishy keyboards to me. Not the rock solid, spring-loaded, nicely tactile and loud IBM Model M's which actually let you type at a reasonable speed.

    1. Re:But can you get it in an 'Model M'? by klang · · Score: 1

      yes! I like to be able to hit somebody (hard) with my keyboard aswell! I suppose that we can rearrange the keys on the Model M to fit this new design? .. back to seek and peck? .. not!

  140. Here's one thing I'd challenge, though by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    I'd challenge the idea that alternating hands has _any_ influence, good or bad, on a _computer_ keyboard. I keep hearing people repeating that myth, because it once used to be true on a mechanical keyboard, but never seen a study to show that it still applies to a computer one.

    Have you ever used a mechanical typewriter? And I do mean the purely mechanical kind, for which QWERTY was made. Not the modern electrical ones.

    It was a purely mechanical contraption, and you had to physically *HIT* the keys so the hammer would swing hard enough at the paper. To type anything in three copies via carbon paper, it was an exercise akin to hammering nails into a beam of wood. With your fingertips.

    Even the position of the hands was different. Anyone who grew up on those won't get RSI (or not in the wrists) from a keyboard, because their wrists don't touch the table. The way to type on one of those was to have your hands hovering above the keyboard (a tiresome exercise in itself holding your arms like that), so you could launch your fingers downwards HARD at the keys.

    So I can see how it was an advantage for those to distribute the effort more evenly and alternately between the two hands and arms.

    But on a computer keyboard? Can't say I've noticed that typing, say, "SAD" would be any slower than "PAL". The pre-requisites to need to alternate hands just aren't there any more.

    That said, I'm still not for DVORAK, because in the end what works faster is what you're used to. Someone used to QWERTY will type faster on QWERTY, and that's that. Including, yes, the imaginary monstrosity that you mention in the phrase: "If this were true, he would have located popular letters such as "A" and "S" at the far corners of the keyboard and located unpopular letters like "Q", "Z", and "X" under your fingertips, right where you don't need them." If you grew up on that, you'd type the fastest on that.

    So I still see no reason to switch.

    I'm just wondering about the whole alternating hands theory.

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  141. A perpetuation of a fallacy by DaveCBio · · Score: 1

    Once again, and I know this has bee stated on /. before, the QWERTY keyboard was NOT designed to slow typists down. Here is an article that explains it in more detail - http://home.earthlink.net/~dcrehr/whyqwert.html

    It just baffles me how many time bullshit can be submitted and accepted. I won't be switching to any other keyboard soon as it has taken me years to move from a hunt and peck to a half-assed touch typist. Not only that, but I love my MS Natural Pro and most ergo boards are either so far from a standard keyboard that it's like learning a musical instrument or just have a wrist rest. So, in conclusion no Dvorak and no 53 key keyboard for this guy.

    1. Re:A perpetuation of a fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey this in SlashDot after all, if it weren't for the FUD and the rehashing of decades old urban legends, this place would be nothing but crickets!

  142. What about people who don't speak English? by boky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > So let's use a keyboard designed for people, not machines, shall we?

    Funny, haven't seen a Dvorak keyboard yet designed for non-English speaking people (read: no international characters!)

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    1. Re:What about people who don't speak English? by stm2 · · Score: 1

      Not only international chracteres are needed for a Dvorak keboard. It should be based on the more used letters in each langueje.

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    2. Re:What about people who don't speak English? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really didn't look very hard, did you?

      http://www.mwbrooks.com/dvorak/national.html

    3. Re:What about people who don't speak English? by boky · · Score: 1

      Let's see:

      German Layout: There's a really old one for the Mac: Doesn't work for me (PC user) or any MacX user

      Norwegian, Swedish: links time out.

      Japanese & Spanish: this seem ok.

      But the fact is, that still most of the world doesn't speak these languages. I dare you: find Dvorak keyboards layouts for slavic (polish, slovenian, russian, slovak, croatian, czech, serbian, romanian ...) languages, chinese, thai, greek, portugese,... My additional requirement is that they are supported by most modern systems (Linux, W2k+, MacX).

      You'll have trouble finding them because they don't exist or if they do they can be installed on only very narrow set of OSes.

      My point being: the Dvorak layout has been designed for the US layouts only. :-/

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  143. software... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    If you've got a Mac with an iSight camera, all you really need to add is software.

    It's the software that's the hard part. The algorithms for pattern recognition work well when the images are very controlled (e.g., circuit boards that are all supposed to be the same under a very specific light with a specific camera at a specific position). Change the lighting or the angle of the target or add a little noise and things fall apart quickly. You either get "false positives" or you get "false negatives". Either way, it cuts down on the percentage correct of your algorighm.

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    1. Re:software... by Leo+McGarry · · Score: 1

      I sort of covered that when I mentioned ToySight. The software to read gestures from the iSight already exists. It's being used for a game.

  144. Pirate keyboard by trenton · · Score: 4, Funny

    53 keys? Still too many. What you need is the full featured pirate keyboard which has only 6 keys! Bad ass design, if you ask me.

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    1. Re:Pirate keyboard by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Avast! But how do I write matey with that, matey? Arrrgh!

  145. Re: Two Guys Say It.. So What IS the Truth? by Wavicle · · Score: 2, Informative

    So this Dvorak Debunking lies in two people's research.

    The only support that Liebowitz and Margolis provide as evidence that there is no speed difference between the two layouts is the research of Dr. Earl Strong in the 1950's.

    So the Debunking actually boils down to the research of one person. Done in 1956. And he didn't want Dvorak to win. Oh, and he destroyed his data before anyone else could look at it, so all we know is what he said it said.

    The truth isn't out there. Nobody has done a good study.

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  146. Speed? Don't Care by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

    My first post-college career was typing in registration cards for consumer software (I suspect there aren't any more people who do this in the US :) ). I wanted to squeeze every speed advantage I could find, because doing more cards made my job more secure and also allowed me to take longer breaks.

    But you know, I'm not in that business now, and haven't been for a while -- and I think that's probably true for most slashdotters. For us, heavy typing is like the manual labor of our parents. Sure, I type all day, but I don't actually _type_ all day -- I think a bunch, I experiment, I figure things out. In the end, my keyboard isn't the limiting factor on my productivity, my brain is. I can easily type as fast as I can think, even using my ancient IBM QWERTY keyboard -- but honestly, that's not actually all that fast. How do you even measure code output? It sure as hell isn't in WPMs.

  147. harmonic keyboards by eadint · · Score: 1

    I think they are called harmonic keyboards they were developed for feild computing originally used by diver engineers.

  148. Many Young People Never have used Typewriters by Simonetta · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I sometimes get the opportunity to talk to younger people, 23 and younger. I'll often ask if they have used certain technologies that older people take for granted but are hardly around anymore.

    About half of the people in my little poll have used a typewriter, if just briefly. Many say that they tried it for a while when their parents pulled down their old college typewriter from the closet. Many people are impressed by the typewriter's feel and musically polyrythmic possiblities. No one would attempt to do any serious writing on it.

    The whole question of keyboard layout is somewhat quaint anyway. We should be talking to our PCs. Voice recognition software is stuck in a legal limbo, due to Dragon's bankruptcy problems and IBM's complete and total ineptitude at refining and marketing this innovative technology.

    Voice recognition technology is at the same place that mouse and GUI technology was back in 1981. Almost ready to be widely adopted and integrated into PC, but locked down by totally clueless management. Remember the Xerox executive who, after having a tour of Palo Alto Research Center and being shown the Xerox Star (the first GUI PC), remarked, "Boy, you sure get great reception on this thing!".

    My complaint about the keyboard is that there are far too many keys. Half the keys on the board I never use. The Keypad, the function keys, and all those weird buttons above the function keys that are different on every keyboard but do nothing on any keyboard; who needs this stuff?

    1. Re:Many Young People Never have used Typewriters by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      My complaint about the keyboard is that there are far too many keys. Half the keys on the board I never use. The Keypad, the function keys, and all those weird buttons above the function keys that are different on every keyboard but do nothing on any keyboard; who needs this stuff?

      I do (Ok, not those extra buttons, but keypad and function keys).
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  149. Email by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    If anybody here was as displeased with this blatant slashvertisement as I was, feel free to let the company know about it.

    Here's their email address: feedback@tech-blog.org

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  150. Why is this newsworthy? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    "Idiot soon to release shitty product!"

    "So?"

    "It's brand-named NEW STANDARD!!!"

    "HOLYFUCKSHITBATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!SUBMIT NOW!"

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  151. Encryptian for fun by imstanny · · Score: 1

    Is there a program that can convert the corresponding dvorak letters to qwerty or vice-versa? I'm sure it'd be easy to program, but does one exist? I was just thinking it'd be a neat way to encrypt messages between friends.

  152. Trackball by eadint · · Score: 1

    Once you get use to it you never want to use a mouse.
    also apple keyboards are much smaller and take up less space than a PC keyboard

  153. maybe for some, but never for more than $1 per key by tota · · Score: 1

    I can get a standard 105 keyboard for £4 here, that's roughly 6p per key, now this one wants over $1 per key! Get real.

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  154. Take it from a PROFESSIONAL by iamzack · · Score: 1
    Typing, Fastest. Mrs. Barbara Blackburn of Salem, Oregon can maintain 150 wpm for 50 min (37,500 key strokes) and attains a speed of 170 wpm using the Dvorak Simplified Keyboard (DSK) system. Her top speed was recorded at 212 wpm. Source: Norris McWhirter, ed. (1985), THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS, 23rd US edition, New York: Sterling Publishing Co., Inc.

    How does she type so fast? The key, so to speak, is in the keyboard design. Blackburn will type on nothing but the Dvorak keyboard, which has vowels on one side and consonants on the other, with the most frequently used letters on the center row. "It makes much more sense than the standard, so-called Qwerty keyboard (named after the first six letters on the top row)," Blackburn said. In fact, it was the Qwerty keyboard that was her undoing in high school typing class back in Pleasant Hill, Missouri.
    There you go. Irrefutable evidence. http://sominfo.syr.edu/facstaff/dvorak/blackburn.h tml/
  155. How about 5 keys and and new GUI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  156. wrong-Two left switches. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure why you got a funny, but there are Keyboards with Foot switches and a super duper Keypad.

  157. Re:windows vs linux by Beek · · Score: 1

    LOL

    $20 says the grandparent and parent are the same person.

  158. Re:What is this, AC Revealed? by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    My favorite thing about this is that it was metioned as a comment back in the Ask . article about Server room KVM laptops

    I wonder why the AC who submitted this adcopy to /. could be?

  159. My friend is colorblind... by arashi+no+garou · · Score: 1

    ...you insensitive clod!

    Oh wait, this isn't a poll.

  160. Re:Yep. A Standard. by arekq · · Score: 1

    Internationalisation is also a problem.

    If the layout of the keyboard is changed, many non-alphabetic input methods (such as many asian languages) will also be affected.

  161. Re:And there's abKey as well! by Sesostris+III · · Score: 1

    Reviewed in the Guardian. See:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/insideit/story/0, 13270,1394031,00.html

    The abKey site is:

    http://www.abkey.biz/

    No idea if it is any good. Looks better than the New Standard Keyboard though!

    Sesostris III

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  162. Why should I need to type faster? by al912912 · · Score: 0

    I really wish I could think good sentences half as fast as I type. I really wish I could think of good code one tenth as fast as I type.

    If you really need to type much faster as to need to learn a new keyboard layout because you cannot keep up with your mind, then it's time to start thinking/reading what you are typing.

  163. How the fsck does this guy type? by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

    " the crippling key layout that forces the left wrist into a grossly unnatural position"

    When my hands are on the keyboard they are in the same position as if I sat them on the table in front of me. All those people who "suffer" from RSI and whatever are simply do not know how to type whilst their hands are relaxed.

    Against popular opinion, the way I type is that I have a very flat keyboard (about 1/2 the thichness of a standard keyboard) and it is slightly angled. The "balls" of my palm rest on my table in front of my keyboard and my arms are horizontal. I work on the computer for about 10 to 15 hours per day with no pain at all. Those people who hold their hands off the table are just increasing the fatigue in their forarms and wrists.

    Maybe I should patent my method of typing and make a million.

    PS. My spelling mistakes are not a result of my typing method but rather a result of my spelling sucks.

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  164. Scandinavian keys by riqnevala · · Score: 1

    ÅÄÖ & åäö are quite common in scandinavian languages, so does this mean that I am typing shift-down half the time when writing in finnish?

    "Tämä on näyte meidän skandinaavien kielestä"

    Other non-english-speakers may agree on this..

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    1. Re:Scandinavian keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ÅÄÖ & åäö are quite common in scandinavian languages, so does this mean that I am typing shift-down half the time when writing in finnish?

      Basically yes, but then again, for anything except typing in Finnish, the current Finnish QWERTY layout is about the most horrible thing you can use.
    2. Re:Scandinavian keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I was thinking, the efficiency of the keyboard layout propably comes from the language you are writing.

      However, as much I am Finnish, I like to have my operating systems and software in English. So the efficiency is not so noticeable if I ever write Finnish documents.

      Typing Command-line commands more efficiently is not going to speed the total time sitting in front of computer.

      I wonder if it makes programming in C++ more efficient..

      - J

  165. foot pedals by Tkil · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can actually buy foot pedals for certain keyboards. My Kinesis Contour keyboard has 1- to 3-button foot pedals. I have the older 2-pedal variant, and being an Emacs user, I had them mapped to "control" and "meta". Was interesting, but my wrists aren't bad enough to put up with the learning curve of training my feet...

    1. Re:foot pedals by Hawke666 · · Score: 1

      Why is it that specialty keyboards are so retardedly expensive? I mean, cheap qwerty keyboards are $5-$10. Good qwerty keyboards usually run about $50-$75 or so.

      I realize there's some economy of scale there, but 35x seems a bit unreasonable to me.

  166. Not Windows Compatible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's the DELETE in my daily CTRL+ALT+Delete?

    Pageup / pagedown, home, end, printscreen... I actually push these buttons daily.

    Not to mention scroll lock...

  167. OH GOD by Lil-Bondy · · Score: 1

    It looks like its one of those learn to type kiddie things, its horribly colorful, besides a girl i happen to know, who else likes purple blobs?

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  168. Why Dvorak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since when did Dvorak become the only alternative keyboard though? There are several alternatives that look more promising, for instance Arensito ( http://www.pvv.org/~hakonhal/keyboard/ ). If we really want to change the standard keyboard layout used by most people, there's no reason to pick the second-worst alternative.

  169. new business plan... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 1

    1. Invent goofy keyboard.
    2. Write up a press release.
    3. Get press release published as news by PC Magazine and posted on Slashdot.
    4. ...
    5. Profit?

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    1. Re:new business plan... by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      More like...

      5. Get laughed out of the market.

  170. Ironically, that story isn't true-Key-up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "I ldve kearniny ti typo wuth Dvosak!"

    What's funny is that's the best his typing's ever been.

  171. Better picture of layout by emj · · Score: 1

    You can see the layout here, if this thing is real that is.. the layout
    and the same picture

  172. Horrible, just horrible-Memory matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not certain were mine is stored. but one day a couple years back I forgot my ATM PIN for a whole month. A royal pain in the butt.

  173. Assured tendonitis by leob · · Score: 1

    One look is enough to see that A, E, and I have to be typed with the left pinky. These three buttons pave a wide road to tendonitis of that finger.

  174. I'd give it a try by TagirTheGreat · · Score: 1

    Except that everytime someone creates one of these new bits of plastic with buttons on them they think that theirs is worth not even 2-3 times what a normal keyboard costs but 5x or more. This one is listed at $70! Talk about killing an idea who is going to spend that for something they may decide they hate in a week. stupid. Oh well guess we all will just continue to use what weve always used.

  175. Keyboard for coding? by g0_p · · Score: 1

    Since we usually access the bracket(round, square and angle) keys and the + - = ! / * symbols often, would'nt it make sense to come up with a keyboard layout that has those keys at more accessible locations... I think the most irritating thing while typing code is having to use the shift keys to type any kind of a bracket, even though brackets are so common in code. Also all brackets are located on the same side, so it becomes all the more tiring to type both the brackets with the same hand while typing...

    Not sure if the alternative keyboards address these issues. If they do, maybe it is worth a try..

  176. Finally! by Physics+Dude · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! A keyboard to match the Look-and-Feel of Windows XP! ;)

    1. Re:Finally! by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      They never did make a keyboard for DOS, did they? You know, one with an "Any" key that would have stopped people searching their keyboards for hours so they could hit it to continue.

    2. Re:Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OT, but I'd never thought I'd see the day that the dominant PC platform would be regarded as a dumbed down child-like toy and the Mac would be considered a *nix workhorse...

  177. Too pedantic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who really gives a flying ***? So we're locked into a suboptimal path ("path dependence": FYI RTFA please). DVORAK is better than QWERTY, Beta is better than VHS, Linux is better than Windows... Wow, big deal. Over time VHS gave way to DVDs, and a whole new war about encodings, and copyright issues etc. started. The same will happen when keyboards finally give way to voice recognition and other more efficient tools. Beta might have been better than VHS, but both were crap when compared to DVDs. Same with Windows and Linux, and with keyboards. These technologies will eventually give way (or evolve, in the case of Linux I think) to something vastly different and better. But whatever they evolve to will have a whole new set of issues. However, I think the human race tends to get things sufficiently right in order to keep the ball rolling towards the next era. Where technologies are truly crappy they disappear quickly anyway.

  178. That will never break in by Seb+C. · · Score: 1

    this just can't work because it's not designed to be efficient but friendly for people who never learned to type (and are to lazy to, or just illogically scared) :

    1) laying keys alphabetically is easy for people looking at what they type and searching for keys, but inefficient for real typing (qwerty or even azerty keyboards are layed to optimize the dispatching of key typing through the different fingers while typing common letters combinations)

    2) the keyborad colors : Hell ! who wants to type on a playskool keyboard sort of. That just makes me think of those keyboards you wrap on your real keyboard for the games designed for babies...

    3) Too few keys. I'm sorry, but how the hell am i supposed to type in symbols and digits ? using some shift/caps lock-like key all the time is pain, even if they are placed in the middle so everything can be typed one hand. It would have been far more "user-friendly" to have some sort of numeric keypad (everyone is used to numeric keypads), and, why not, some symbol keypad. That would have been, even if ugly for real typer efficiency, more in the spirit of this user-friendly keyboard wannabe...
    4) English don't use accents. But many of us out there do. Latin-based language go for cute and grave accents, spanish have some tilde, german loves "umlaut", and nordic language have '' (angstrom sort of). These are common letters. Having to reach them as symbol is NOT acceptable.

  179. Dvorak IS evolutionary superior by raphman · · Score: 1

    This guy wrote a genetical algorithm to find out the most efficient keyboard layout based on several factors like time needed to move fingers and use of both hands alternating. The best designs were stunningly similar to Dvorak, suggesting that it is quite perfect. In direct competition to Dvorak they even lost. Seems there are no (mathematically) faster keyboards. Quite scientific method. Of course only relevant to ten-finger-typists.

  180. As relevant and useful as Swatch Internet Time. by kobotronic · · Score: 1

    There exist absolutely no advantage to an alphabetical layout. It is insulting to suggest that the needs of beginner 'hunt and peck' typists in any way should have design relevance for a high speed text input device. The colors and similar design trappings have no application for skilled typists looking only on the screen.

    DVORAK is a logical design with a layout derived from real-world statistical language analysis producing a very fast and efficient keyboard layout. QWERTY is good enough for most people, however.

    "New Standard" indeed. I hate marketing people.

  181. Does it support other languages? by mormota · · Score: 1

    Will this thing have *good* national layouts for non english speaking countries?

    For example how can one map the 9 extra characters needed to type in Hungarian on such a small keyboard?

  182. I'm from Texas, you insensitive clod! by chazmims · · Score: 1

    ... and I type waaaay faster than I talk.

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  183. Windows+Dvorak = US-only by default by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    Windows (even XP) only supports Dvorak for US -- if you require æøå then you need the Norwegian layout. You must hack/replace the "US Dvorak" DLL (1), or install a separate application and make your own layout (2).

    1: http://www.stenling.no/dvorak/Drivere.htm
    2: http://www.microsoft.com/globaldev/tools/msklc.msp x

    1. Re:Windows+Dvorak = US-only by default by Renegrade · · Score: 1

      What the heck is it with this DLL happiness?

      Fonts are DLLs, keyboard layouts are DLLs.. Gimme a break! Make it some sort of well-documented DATA file format!

      Gah!

  184. What, Windows 95 and up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My box has no operating system installed.

    Can I use the keyboard in BIOS setup? Or during installation of a new OS?

    Well, the article says it needs Windows 95 or newer.

    My Linux and *BSD are newer, does that count?

    Of course it has to be compatible with old keyboards, but the press release doesn't say.

    Jeez these marketing guys should be having one keyboard in their arse.

  185. abcdefg obviously isn't the best by gladmac · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of reasons to why the key layout matter, and so it seems implausible that the optimal layout would be abcdefg.

    We're probably going to use keyboards for most of our lives and even a very small advantage of a certain layout is worth pursuing.

  186. It's not about SPEED by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    It's just as much about comfort.

    C'mon guys, Dvorak req's less finger movement (regardless of actual typing speed), and any true slashdotter should strive for less physical exercise - right?

  187. Rebuttal by doughmein_dot_net · · Score: 1
    Read this page. The authors of your paper were biased against Dvorak, and used disreputable sources to try to prove their case. Footnote #59 shows their hypocrisy: "Neither can we claim that Dvorak is proven to be inferior to Qwerty."

    Better yet, have you even tried to learn Dvorak? The fact is that it's easier to learn and use than QWERTY. I made the switch a year ago, after typing QWERTY more than half of my life.

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  188. Sexist PIG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    We figure that, if a church organist can play scales with her feet, we could

    All church organists are NOT female.

    1. Re:Sexist PIG! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      No, they're not. That doesn't make it a sexist statement. I mean...shit, is there any combination of pronouns that a person can use and be politically correct? I say fuck it all, and I'll use whichever one I damn well please. If you want political correctness, you're looking at the wrong person. I'm not sexist, but I'm sure as hell not a pussy who bows to minority pressure, either. (And yes, it's a minority of women who even care.)

    2. Re:Sexist PIG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All church organists are NOT female.

      Wrong. Not all church organists are "not female". Some indeed are female. Church organists, you know. Playing footsie with the organ. Not male, I mean.

      (I've seen more male church organists than female ones, so I thought the grandparent was refreshing rather than sexist. Realizing that IHBT.)

    3. Re:Sexist PIG! by JollyFinn · · Score: 1

      Well this conversation is nice example of modern english language. There is plenty of context dependent words used these days, especially when men are talking about women and sexism. You can guess what I first parsed what you said, as I'm not native english speaker and my imagination works that way, and after all the talk was about a female, and sexism.

      I say fuck it all
      pussy who bows to minority pressure

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    4. Re:Sexist PIG! by Tassach · · Score: 1
      is there any combination of pronouns that a person can use and be politically correct?
      I'm probably showing my age, but back in the day it was a convention in some Usenet groups to use the gender-neutral pronouns Sie (replacing She/He) and Hir (replacing Him/Her), especially when referring to people in general (vs a specific person).
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    5. Re:Sexist PIG! by emilymildew · · Score: 1

      People still advocate that, and I've seen it used casually on websites and in conversations, but never actually heard someone say it.

      See here and here.

    6. Re:Sexist PIG! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I usually go with the gender-neutral masculine pronoun, as is grammatically correct in most sane languages. Stick to the Latin rules, think I, and you'll be fine. Here, though, knowing that the vast majority of church organists are women, it is no worse for me to say "her" than it would be to use that pronoun to refer to a hypothetical mother.

    7. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      English, like many languages, contains the inherent (and very broken) feature that it is impossible to speak of a person as a person without specifying gender. If you use the genderless pronoun ("it"), you end up also saying that the subject in question is an animal or a thing and not a person. So, basically the language itself is broken becuase there are ideas that are impossible to express in it, and these ideas come up very often. It happens all the time when writing instructions or user manuals. You can't keep saying "he or she" all over the place without sounding cumbersome and hindering communication.

      So, basically, no matter what you choose to say, it's going to offend someone because the 100% honest truth is not expressable in English.

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    8. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      "they" works fine.

      "He or she" only sounds awkward because you're not used to saying it. It's like using any phrase you're not comfortable with -- it feels funny on the tongue at first. But quickly, it becomes familiar and comfortable.

    9. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      "They" is plural. It does not work fine.

      "he or she" is awkward because the word "or" tends to typically have a late order in the order of operations of typical English speaking. It's not a "tight" enough coupling to sound like an atomic phrase in the grammar. It's like defining a macro in C for "X+Y" and forgetting to wrap it in parenthesis. so that then MACRO * z ends up meaning "x+(Y*Z)" instead of "(x+y)*z".

      "It looks like he or she went shopping." seems like "it looks like he. Or. She went shopping". Rather than "it looks like. he or she. went shopping."

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    10. Re:Sexist PIG! by Lesson+No.+25 · · Score: 1
      "they" works fine.

      "He or she" only sounds awkward because you're not used to saying it.

      Actually, using "they" doesn't work in this case, because you'd be using a plural noun as the subject, with a singular form of a verb. Moreover, the word "they" is strictly a plural form; it does not function as a gender-neutral singular (GP is related to this to this).

      Personally, I just use "he", political correctness be damned. As I understand the English language, it is correct to use "he" to refer to a singular person, gender unknown/unspecified. (See this post, also in this thread, regarding use of a "gender-neutral masculine pronoun".)

      Woo-hoo, now I'm an OT Grammar Nazi!

    11. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      "They" has been singular since before Shakespeare. It works fine.

      Precedence depends in large part upon emphasis. If you say "he or she" a lot, you tend to do so quickly, which leads to a tighter binding.

      "It looks like he or she went shopping" is far from a garden path sentence. You don't hit "he" and stop parsing, because you can't end the sentence there. Do you also object to "It looks like he or Samantha went shopping"?

      There are cases where you can stop parsing earlier (example: "Someone gave it to him or her.") But again, this doesn't seem to represent a real problem, since the ambiguity is resolved in two words, and since there are many analagous cases where there's a similar parsing issue which you're not complaining about ("Someone gave it to Bob or Alice").

    12. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      The article you link to makes that claim, but then gives examples that don't back it up. The examples are arguably plural, used with concepts like "everyone" or "everybody" or "nobody" (is zero things a singular or plural concept - usually it's grammatically plural, as in "I have zero apples".)

      Do you also object to "It looks like he or Samantha went shopping"?
      It has the exact same problem, so yes.

      "He or she" also doesn't convey the concept of "I'm only talking about one person here, not two people" very well. "Bob or John" implies I'm talking about two different people. "He or She", used as a replacement for "one person who's gender I'm not specifying", ends up carrying the same connotation of talking about two different people, as in "this man or that woman", and that's not really accurate.

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    13. Re:Sexist PIG! by Lesson+No.+25 · · Score: 1
      I posted earlier, at the same level as GGP (which was also your post), essentially saying the same thing (i.e. it's not proper English to use the word "they" as a singular (gender-neutral) pronoun).

      You may have a point about the particular article to which prizog linked, but a Google search for "singular (they OR their)" (without quotes) revealed some interesting results.

      Summary of my findings (subject to change upon further research):

      • Use of "they/their" as a singular, gender-neutral pronoun has been around for quite a while, and was not considered improper until around two centuries ago when certain Grammarians decided to apply Latin rules of grammar logic to English, despite this being counter-intuitive in some cases. (Examples: don't end a sentence with a preposition, don't split infinitives.)
      • English does lack a singular, gender-neutral pronoun, and this is a problem. (Various work-arounds suggested here.)

      The English Language (or language in general, for that matter) is a funny thing. There are some things that are definitely (grammatically) wrong, but since language evolves, and there's no single authority for such things, I'm not sure there's always a right answer to these sorts of issues. There's just what's been done before, and what's popular now.

    14. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      That web site does mainly include cases like "everyone" -- but they may just be easier to search for. I would love to do a more detailed search, but I haven't the time right now. If you're interseted. WordNet, your favorite programming language, and Project Gutenberg ought to do it with a search like "they [should|could|would|will] [singular verb]".

      I disagree with your analysis of these cases. Consider the example from Shakespeare:

      God send every one their heart's desire!

      Surely, the traditional prescriptivist phrasing of this is:

      God send everyone his heart's desire!

      Isn't "his" a singular in that case? Would you say that sounds awkward outside of the gender issue? Do you suggest:

      *God send everyone their hearts' desire!

      Since you argue that "their" in this case is plural, shouldn't hearts also be plural?

      Or perhaps:

      *For each person P, God send P P's heart's desire! ;)

      Also, what's your proposed replacement for "He or Samantha went shopping"? I suspect it's "Either he or Samantha went shopping", where "either" introduces a list of alternatives separated by "or". But I don't like *"When the last person leaves, either he or she should close the window."
      What do you propose for this case? "they" seems quite natural to me here, and "he or she" seems not bad.

      I must admit I can't think of an actual sentence or set of sentences where I have read "he or she", and thought it referred to two people when it in fact referred to one of indeterminate gender.

    15. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Language often contains holdovers from past predjudices. For example, the fact that "he" is the generally used generic form in Latin-derivitives like French for when you don't know the gender, is a holdover from the assumption that women are somehow the deviation from the "norm", and that you're going to talk about men more often than women. Similarly, in job titles: Waiter/waitress, actor/actress, governor/governess - the male version is also the accepted generic version for either gender. If you said "She is an actor" nobody would even bat an eye about using the male form for a woman. But if you said "He is an actress" that would immediately imply something about this guy being a sissy, or crossdressing, or something like that.

      THe problem with trying to invent a new pronoun for this is that it is generally something pushed for mostly by the trans-gendered community. So if you say "hir" or "zhe", you end up immediately carrying the connotation that you are speaking of someone of androgynous appearance, when all you may have wanted was to say that you don't know the gender because you haven't narrowed down whom you are talkinag about yet.

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    16. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      What do you propose for this case? "they" seems quite natural to me here, and "he or she" seems not

      I propose accepting that the language is broken. The problem I have is with those who claim the usage is "correct". It's NOT correct - it's just that it's the best of several broken, incorrect ways. Not every true thought is expressable in every language.

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    17. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      Your last line is a fairly controversial claim, except in reference to certain mathematical claims which are uninteresting to linguists. It's a minority view in the linguistic community, and one I don't share.

      I'm baffled by your resistance to using disjunctions in noun-phrases. Descriptively, I can find plenty of examples of this on Google. And if plenty of people use it, it's correct.

    18. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1


      And if plenty of people use it, it's correct.

      Truth is not subject to a democratic vote.

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    19. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      In linguistics it is.

      You might as well say that popularity isn't subject to a democratic vote.

    20. Re:Sexist PIG! by prizog · · Score: 1

      Er, I should s/linguistics/language/.

    21. Re:Sexist PIG! by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Linguistics shapes thought. By picking the meanings of words you end up shaping people's thoughts (ala Newspeak in Orwell's _1984_). Therefore when popular vote changes meanings of words it ALSO changes peoples' beliefs to match.

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  189. "It will ship in April 2005" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just a subtle hint..

  190. Down with keyboards!-DataHand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a limited time the DataHand is actually affordable. Might want to pick up a couple.

  191. Even worse! by Bulln-Bulln · · Score: 1

    Where are our beloved Windows keys?!?!?

  192. Looks like keyboard makers are trying to make... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Frankly, this smells of profiteering. Some product and marketing team at a keyboard manufacturer is trying to generate revenue. They want to stir the pot, create new exclusive markets for what has gone sour. I spent about $20 on my last keyboard. I bet these clowns are going to try and sell this thing for $99 or more.

    Personally? I hope it fails miserably. It's almost as if these people think they're doing us a favor... when in reality, they're trying to cut costs by making cheaper keyboards, and they're bucking the system. While these people are at it, let's get the US to switch to driving on the left side of the road? And let's change books so that we read from right to left, instead of left to right.

    Isn't Dvorak or Qwerty enough choice for now? I know Dvorak isn't as popular, but at least it's a pretty good alternative to Qwerty. Really... these people thought we needed another "standard"?

    "Let's make a new guitar. We'll make the strings different lengths. That way, it'll be easier to figure out which string is which! Never mind that there are 5 billion people that DON'T use guitars this way. We'll just announce the change, and see how we do!"

  193. Not enough keys by dimss · · Score: 1

    The problem with this new keyboard is that it doesn't have enough keys to be converted to cyrillic. I will never use it.

  194. Aaaaaaargh by 26199 · · Score: 1

    Do some fscking research before you design a product. Repeat after me: alphabetic layout does NOT magically make typing faster.

    Morons.

    1. Re:Aaaaaaargh by __aatgod8309 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's their target market...

  195. Two standards ? by Lauwenmark · · Score: 1

    "There are two keyboard standards today - QWERTY and DVORAK. QWERTY, the one we usually have, was used on the first commercially produced typewriter in 1873."

    Wrong, grossly wrong.

    There's only one true standard regarding keyboards, defined by the ISO/CEI 9995 norm ("Keyboard Layouts for Text and Office Systems, in Parts").

    Now, inside that norm, there are several standards in use all around the world: QWERTY in anglo-saxon countries. AZERTY in Europe. QWERTZ and DVORAK also found limited use. And that's not even counting the numerous regional variants. Even if you restrain the definition to the layout of the standard alphanumeric keys, you can already find AZERTY, QWERTY, DVORAK both with unshifted and shifted access to numbers, all in widespread use - that's already six layouts that you can call standards (as they're used in more than one country).

    Don't believe that because QWERTY-US is in use in your country that it is the case in the rest of the world !

  196. The Psychology of Everday Keyboards by robh · · Score: 1

    If I recall correctly (I'm at work, so I can't check), "The Psychology of Everyday Things" ("The Design of Everyday Things" in paperback) by Donald Norman has a detailed discussion on keyboard layouts. He cites studies showing that, for beginners, alphabetic keyboards are no quicker than QWERTY, and for users with experience of QWERTY they're substantially slower.

  197. Azerty by sucker_muts · · Score: 1

    Qwerty and dvorak are nice, bu do not forget the French tried to be difficult again and chose AZERTY. Works actually better, because of many accents used. Example: éèà
    And then I probably forget other advantages for french speaking persons.

    Here in Belgium the layout is also AZERTY, mostly because in the beginning of the existance of Belgium the french speaking part was more powerful and occupied the high spots in society and the government. The dutch speaking part now also uses the AZERTY layout. But in the Netherlands they use QWERTY again.

    And even Germany seems to use QWERTZ, the Y and Z are switched. http://www-306.ibm.com/software/globalization/topi cs/keyboards/qwerty.jsp/

    Long live standardisation!

    PS. Doing computer sciences at the university of Antwerp, for programming most keyboard here are QWERTY, and a lot of important signs are placed ideally for prgramming...

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  198. The layout is crap... by Angstroem · · Score: 1
    Ok, they didn't put up a clear picture, but from what I can see and what is visible in the picture, this keyboard suffers from some major flaws:

    First, cursor keys belong everywhere but the middle of the keyboard. Or does anyone want to use both hands for cursor control?

    Second -- as already pointed out by others -- where's the space bar? There's a reason why certain control keys are bigger than others such as Alt, Shift, Ctrl, Enter/Return and, most notably, Space.

    Third, I don't think it's a good idea to place average control keys into the lowest row while having an empty row above. Can't see how this will improve ergonomy.

    Oh, and finally, what the heck is it with color coding keys? The one who needs color on keys to determine their function can type on any keyboard, no matter how silly the layout is. That person will also never suffer from wrist problems because with the "search, target, and pick"-method you only use 1-2 fingers and don't get fast enough anyways.

    If you want to give your wrists a rest, get a Microsoft Natural Keyboard. No big learning curve and instant relief.

  199. +1 by ultrabot · · Score: 1

    For most of us non-competitive typer types, i.e., probably all but maybe one person reading this post, speed isn't a reason to move to Dvorak. But comfort is. This is so much nicer; the gain-per-minute is small, but I still plan to put a lot more minutes in front of a keyboard.

    This can't be overemphasized. For those of us who spend 8 hours a day working w/ computer Dvorak is an excellent choice. We can't afford to fsck up our hands because they pay the bills, and we are going to be typing a lot through our careers.

    QWERTY users, do you think you will be grateful you didn't lose the productivity for a week 10 years from now when your hands are fscked from all the suboptimal typing? Some investments don't pay off immediately, but the price of not investing may be surprisingly high.

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  200. Re: The DVORAK Rumor by rseuhs · · Score: 1
    The thing is, yes - Qwerty is a hack to make the swing arms of a typewriter not jam up.

    However the whole arrangement of the keys in both Qwerty and Dvorak is a hack to build mechanical typewriters, as a straightforward layout of clear rows and columns would be much better for our fingers.

    The Dvorak-layout is already over 70 years old.

    The optimal layout would probably use clear rows and columns (like currently on the number-pad) with a key-layout similar to Dvorak, but optimized by computer-aided statistic research.

  201. What about a keyboard for programmers? by Singletoned · · Score: 1

    Has anyone produced a keyboard for programmers, where all the commonly used punctuation keys are easier to reach?

    For example (on a UK Keyboard) the fact that {} are both shifted, means hell of a lot of extra keystrokes in some languages, as does the fact that @()": are all also shifted.

    I'd like to see a keyboard that kept the QWERTY layout, but had better positioning of punctuation for programmers.

    1. Re:What about a keyboard for programmers? by Rune+Berge · · Score: 1

      For example (on a UK Keyboard) the fact that {} are both shifted, means hell of a lot of extra keystrokes in some languages, as does the fact that @()": are all also shifted.

      Consider yourself lucky. On a norwegian keyboard you have to use Alt-Gr to get {}@
      ;:()">* are just shifted

    2. Re:What about a keyboard for programmers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm certainly not the only European programmer who uses the US keyboard layout. All the necessary punctuation is easy to reach. Since I must also communicate with local people in a weird accented language, I have modified the US layout so that the necessary accented characters are behind AltGr. It's not optimal, but certainly a lot better than the standard local layout. However, I'm sure it would be possible to create a completely custom layout with all the punctuation available un-shifted, for that extra programming comfort.

  202. better picture by rich42 · · Score: 1
    I hunted around and found a better picture of the prototype:

    New Standard Keyboard

  203. Re:+1-Drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This can't be overemphasized. For those of us who spend 8 hours a day working w/ computer Dvorak is an excellent choice. We can't afford to fsck up our hands because they pay the bills, and we are going to be typing a lot through our careers."

    The same could be said for brains. So why do geeks take drugs?

  204. There are also non-English languages, you know by baeksu · · Score: 1

    For most people the presumed (dis)advantages of qwerty and dvorak are less than relevant, because for most languages the frequency of letters can be totally different.

    For instance, I have a good 7 letters here on my keyboard that I will never need when typing in my native language (Finnish). On the other hand, two vowels are situated where I can only access them with my left pinky. Does this make my typing slower? Probably, but not very much. Why doesn't each country develop their own keyboards? Cause it would just be expensive and stupid.

    People learn to cope with 'design flaws', and they move on. Just ask all the left-handed people out there.

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  205. Re:+1-Drugs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same could be said for brains. So why do geeks take drugs?

    Perhaps the payoff is bigger than that given by typing on a Qwerty keyboard?

    Drugs are more of a lifestyle/social issue, and in that area you might make tradeoffs that are stupid in professional sense. Drugs also help to reduce the geek factor, which might be worthwhile for some people.

  206. WARNING by mrjb · · Score: 1

    The colorful image of the keyboard may cause permanent damage to your eyes. OUCH!

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  207. Re:Ironically, that story isn't true [winhat] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop your dull little tricks, please!

    He obeys very well for a new channel.

  208. There is ONE layout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is QWERTY, and there are about 3 geeks who run around pushing DVORAK.

    Give it up already.

  209. Not the approach I'd hoped to see... by shic · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see some more research done into keyboard layouts... though, for me at least, I'm not interested in migrating away from QWERTY. I am interested in alternative mechanisms by which to capitalise and to enter symbols. For example, I find it infuriating that UK keyboards put the double-quote character above 2 - which, to my mind at least, is far less convenient than where the US puts it above the single quote... but I can't justify (in a modern world with email addresses etc) putting the "at" symbol above 2 either. As a programmer I'd like brackets, braces, single/double quotes and all the standard operators to be available to me in a single keystroke... and I'd particularly like an alternative "shift" which does not need to remain depressed as a modifier - but rather a shift key which when pressed once inverts the case of the next character. While I doubt that such a keyboard would be substantially faster than an standard QWERTY one - I do think it would be far more comfortable to use - and suspect it would dramatically reduce the likelihood of developing RSI by writing code.

  210. OFF by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    They put the OFF key where the Escape key is in QWERTY keyboards. That means you'll end up powering off your computer whenever you want to close a window or change mode in vi. How smart... :)

  211. Two keyboard standards? by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 1

    Where you live that may be true... However, venture out a little further and you'll find that it isn't. I somehow suspect that there are currently more French AZERTY keyboard users than Dvorak users worldwide. Don't forget that even most languages that use latin characters have more letters than the 26 that you're used to. Don't forget non-latin character languages (far Eastern etc.) too.

  212. Getting rid of QWERTY. by MicklePickle · · Score: 1

    It'll never happen, (yeah I know neither will RAM sizes get beyodn 640k). The QWERTY keyboard is so entrenched that no other alternative keyboard will get rid of it. QWERTY works fine for 99.99% of occasions.
    Mind you, one keyboard I wouldn't mind having is a GKOS keyboard. Nice simple chordic design.

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  213. Week end project by biophysics · · Score: 1

    Looks like a nice DIY to rearrange the keys in my keyboard

  214. I never got why old people can't use computers by sveskemus · · Score: 1

    The keys are arranged alphabetically so there is no learning curve for hunt and peck typists as well as senior citizens who have never had a computer because they are challenged by the difficult basic keyboard.

    Oh, so that's why.

  215. I use AZERTY and QUERTY by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
    Many computer users are experts with the QWERTY layout, and can have a high amount of wpm (words per minute).

    I switch constantly between QUERTY and AZERTY between my desktop and laptop (a good deal on eBay, but AZ). Moreover my parents only use AZ (because it is the prevailing standard in Belgium, due to the availability of accents) and at work we mostly have QU (due to the easy access of numbers). After a minute or so I am usually used to the change. My speed is not incredible but at least the typing is not in the critical path (the thinking is).

  216. Correction (Re:Less Keys better?) by pdc · · Score: 1

    For 'for typing for some reason' read 'for typing the character U+00AC NOT SIGN for some reason'.

    Somehow the synbol I typed has vanished, which shows just how useless it is.

    1. Re:Correction (Re:Less Keys better?) by tepples · · Score: 1

      Because people have abused the "right to left marker" and other formatting characters in Unicode, the Slashcode team added a way for sites to make a whitelist of permitted Unicode characters. Slashdot has a pretty darn strict whitelist.

  217. Why 53? What they thinking? by alphex_kaanoken · · Score: 1

    I think that this keyboard made specially for dummies!

    How I can work eith it in my emacs? How about my native language symbols?

    QWERTY keyboard is more useful IMHO.

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  218. On the tropics... by renata.org · · Score: 0

    In Brazil we use QWERTY, but while some oldschool geeks (like me) prefer US_Intl keyboars, mainstream seems to prefer the ABNT2 keyboards - basically, it adds a Ç key where your '/ key was supposed to be, and remaps almost all the symbols. It's awful. Details here http://www.macromedia.com/support/fontographer/ts/ documents/latin/BRZ1.gif
    http://www.macromedia.co m/support/fontographer/ts/ documents/latin/BRZ2.gif

    The sad thing is that's becoming very difficult to find us_intl keyboards around here. And I'd prefer typing on a german eszet-enhanced keyboard than on an ABNT2.

    1. Re:On the tropics... by renata.org · · Score: 1

      Oh wait, a better look of ABNT2 here!
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_ keyboar d_layouts#Portuguese.2C_Brazilian

  219. It is compatible with all systems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Windows 95 and above.

    so does not meet your,
    "So let's use a keyboard designed for people, not machines, shall we?"
    criteria on that count as well.

    You'd think a $70 keyboard would emulate the standard as far as the machine interface!

  220. Re:Mods: The truth about bonch/rd_syringe/OverlyCr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YFI
    (for being a bore)

  221. Key placement by Council · · Score: 1

    Oh, good, I see two of the three most common letters are under the left pinky, one forcing you to stretch a little.

    On the other hand, I'm not an expert.

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  222. Re:passwords by deimtee · · Score: 1

    And if that became popular how hard would it be to generate dvorak equivalents for a dictionary attack file?

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  223. What about other standards? by houghi · · Score: 1

    There are two keyboard standards today - QWERTY and DVORAK. QWERTY,

    In other countries people use AZERTY or other keyboards. The layout of many keyboards in many countries is different from that from standard QWERTY.

    here be some info

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    1. Re:What about other standards? by tomcio.s · · Score: 1

      What about the German QWERTZ layout.. Can't forget that one.

  224. Actually, it's very clear by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Informative

    Typing "TYPEWRITER" fast was simply a sales gimmick, so the salesmen could tell clueless PHBs "see! It doesn't slow typists down! I can type TYPEWRITER quickly!" And unsurprisingly, clueless PHBs existed in 1870 just as well, long before computers, and corporate purchases were made based on some rigged non-representative demo.

    But there were real mechanical considerations there too.

    Typewriters used to be purely mechanical things. Hitting a key physically pressed a lever, which swung a small hammer at the paper. Actually, at the ink ribbon. And on the hammer a letter or digit was embossed. (Actually, two. SHIFT would physically raise the carriage, so the second letter on the hammer hit.)

    Because it was purely mechanical and involved densely packed thin levers, it was jam-prone. If you hit two keys at the same time, two hammers would try to occupy the same space at the same time. If they were coming from opposite ends, not much would happen: 99% of the time one would just hit on top of the other. But if they were adjacent (or almost adjacent) levers, the machine would jam.

    That was the problem they tried to solve: keeping the machine from jamming. Which involved moving the hammers for most common letter combinations further apart from each other. Which, since it was a purely mechanical contraption, involved moving the keys too. (It wasn't as simple as defining a new mapping table, like on computers.)

    And whatever effect it had on typists and typing speed, was side-effect rather than considered in the design. Whether it sped them up or slowed them down, it still ended up faster if it didn't require unjamming twice a minute.

    However, here's another fun fact: the typewriter for which that layout was designed was very different even from typewriters manufactured after 1900. After 1900 the hammers were arranged in an arc in front of the paper. Before that, they were arranged in a circle or bucket shape.

    That bucket shape is what the QWERTY layout was designed for. Which meant that moving the hammers had some weirder effects on where the keys moved. E.g., near the middle of rows, two adjacent keys would swing hammers from opposite sides of the bucket. Hence the "TY" in "TYPEWRITER" would not jam that machine, which is why they're still near each other.

    It would, however jam a post-1900 typewriter.

    So basically the short story is: QWERTY was never supposed to be ergonomic, it was supposed to just prevent jams. And even that was a quick mechanical hack, which missed a lot of fairly commong combinations. _And_ even for the purpose of preventing jams it wasn't that useful any more, for any post-1900 typewriter.

    Yet, more than 100 years even after the new typewriter design, and half a century after keyboards being used in computers (which don't jam) we're still stuck with the QWERTY idiocy.

    Its saving grace, though, is that basically on a computer keyboard _any_ layout works just as well. Neither jams nor alternating hands (which made sense back when you had to hit the keys HARD on a typewriter) are relevant any more. You just type faster on whatever layout you're the most used to. For most people that means QWERTY.

    Which means there's little real incentive to switch to a new layout.

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    1. Re:Actually, it's very clear by -brazil- · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, the very thing you're dissing is the reason why QWERTY is a good layout for typing fast: letters that often occur together in are placed far apart. Which means that they can be typed with different fingers, often different hands. Which is faster.

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    2. Re:Actually, it's very clear by geniusj · · Score: 1

      This is true with Dvorak as well. All the vowels are accessable with your left hand (aoeui is part of your left hand's "home row"). This breaks things up quite nicely. Breaking up the rest is simply a matter of luck.

    3. Re:Actually, it's very clear by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Actually, the very thing you're dissing is the reason why QWERTY is a good layout for typing fast: letters that often occur together in are placed far apart.

      Depends on the langauge you are typing in...

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  225. Teenagers and their newfangled keyboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teenagers want to have the "latest and greatest," and they like to stick up for the social outcast. In a nutshell, that's the main appeal of Dvorak. It's the metaphorical 13-yr old angst-ridden outcast keyboard that's just 7o0 pHr33|<1n6 (O0| 4 J0o! (Ahem. I got carried away there. Sorry. It won't happen again.)

    Teenagers usually want the optimal solution, and they can't understand why the older generation won't just give up our old, broken ways. Well here's a cluebat for you little whipper snappers: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it." Translation: Unless you can double my efficiency, don't bother trying to show me your newfangled way. It's simply not worth my time. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go unstick the phonograph.

    p.s. Some of you are saying, "haha. Shows what he knows. I'm 27, and I 10\/2oRz /\/\y dvorak!" (Ooops. I said it wouldn't happen again. I guess I lied. Sorry!) Anyway, my point is you're no different from a teenager (the teenager mentality doesn't always start at age 13, and it doesn't magically stop when you turn 20).

  226. Apart from the 'alphabetic' part not bad actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking at the key layout I think basically there are a few good ideas in it. If it had less silly colors and a QWERTY scheme and a row of function keys...

    I don't think that QWERTY will ever be replaced by anything different. First, it's a standard. Second, other schemes are not significantly better (if at all). But the rest of standard keyboards could be really improved. Having all keys reachable from the home position and having the cursor keys right in the center would be great. Making the space bar less wide and making room there for other keys/modifiers is a good idea, too (the Shift keys are totally awkward on normal keyboards).

    Grouping the non-character keys in a more ergonomic way is a very good idea. And giving modifiers a different color and/or shape than character keys is not bad either. Making all keys the same color and shape and laying them out in a strict matrix is just good for lowering production costs but certainly not for ergonomics.

    In short: If it had a less silly design, a QWERTY-layout and high-quality mechanics I might consider buying one.

  227. only 53 keys? by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

    I'm looking at my keyboard right now, and I really can't see that many useless keys... Yeah, I've got a couple duplicate keys (L & R shift, L & R ctrl, etc.) but I just don't see THAT many useless keys. This new keyboard only has 53? What did they strip out? I didn't see any function keys...and I didn't see a numeric keypad...I guess that accounts for a lot of them... But I USE those keys! I really can't see how this is going to be much of an improvement if you wind up missing a bunch of useful keys...

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  229. What's with the "BINGO" ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    You're supposed to shout "BULLSHIT" !

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  231. Has anyone calculated how many man hours have been by phelix_da_kat · · Score: 1

    Hey, has anyone estimated how many man hours have been lost since the introduction of QWERTY keyboard? Say with the reference point of the introduction of the IBM PC? :-D

  232. I rarely use the numeric keypad by DeadVulcan · · Score: 1

    One of the biggest problems with the current AT-keyboard layout is the ordering of digits on the numeric keypad.

    I don't disagree with you, but my biggest problem with almost all computer keyboards is that they have numeric keypads.

    I use a mini keyboard, because I can center the alphabetic keys right in front of the monitor, and I can reach the mouse without stretching my arm. I love it.

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  233. What about AZERTY? by DaFrog · · Score: 1

    You insensitive English speaking clod!

  234. visual appeal by thea64man · · Score: 1

    Who is going to buy this thing when it looks so....terrible? I think it will take at least 10 years for any new keyboarding style to come into the mainstream.

  235. anything based on "I heard stories" is suspicious by Moraelin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sorry, I'll call bull on any "proof" based on

    (A) scare stories ("but it'll kill your wrists!"), and

    (B) unverifiable "halelujah! The new Lord/Layout/Whatever healed me!" bullshit

    I _am_ willing to accept that a layout causes more strain than the other, once I see an actual scientific study. But disparate "I heard stories about someone who knew someone who got divinely healed once they believed in the Holy Dvorak" are at best a crap cult, nothing more.

    The fact remains that:

    1. Last I've heard, RSI had _nothing_ to do with the distance travelled by your fingers, but with the position of your wrists on the table. Which is the same for any keyboard layout.

    Here's a bit of a fun fact: the actual mechanical typewriter typists are the _least_ likely to get RSI problems in their wrists, even at actually higher finger movement. Because their wrists aren't touching the table.

    So basically saying that DVORAK heals RSI is like saying that a new hat healed your knee. More of a question of belief than any scientific cause-effect link. It's also why you don't hear that someone's pain got worse: because it really has nothing to do with keyboard layout.

    2. People believe in all sorts of miraculous healing all the time, because they want to. They want to see results, they want to be right, they want to feel good about having done/chosen the right thing.

    So the selective confirmation kicks in. The brains automatically discards any data which would hurt your beliefs, and retains the one which seems to fit your dogma.

    It doesn't even have anything to do with keyboards as such. Anything you really want to believe in will have the same effect. _Anything_ can be "proved" via selective confirmation.

    For example a racist person who really wants to believe that RaceX is inferior, will remember all the times they've seen someone of that race do something stupid, or all the cases they've seen one accused of a crime on the news, but systematically not register anything good about that race. Or someone who wants to believe, say, that praying to the Lord makes their car go faster, will remember every single time where they got a good speed (down hill and with wind from the back), but conveniently forget every single time the prayer didn't help.

    3. There's this fun medical fact that most diseases and injuries heal by themselves, given enough time. Even modern medicine most of the time doesn't outright kill the bacteria or viruses inside you (no medicine kills viruses), but just weakens them a bit so your own immune system has an edge.

    That's what makes "faith healing" or "alternative healing" seem to work. At least 80% of their patients would have healed anyway. So, hey, you just need to pray to the Great Holy Banana too and you too have that probability to be healed! And the rest, hey, they probably didn't have enough faith in the Great Holy Banana.

    And humans find ways to deal with harm. E.g., someone may eventually learn to position their arms so they hurt their wrists less. Or they might get a different desk and chair, so the wrist position is different. Etc.

    There are a _lot_ of factors which can make or break that kind of an injury. Or any other kind of a injury. So I'd wait for a study that scientifically rules those out, before ascribing the miracle to the all-powerful cult of Dvorak.

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  236. Re:anything based on "I heard stories" is suspicio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Last I've heard, RSI had _nothing_ to do with the distance travelled by your fingers, but with the position of your wrists on the table.

    "RSI" stands for something. Expand the acronym and you may begin to understand.

  237. Whoosh!! by p3d0 · · Score: 1

    That was the sound of the joke going over your head.

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    1. Re:Whoosh!! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Did you see what time I posted that? I have a great sense of humor ... after I wake up. Besides, you can never be too careful with these political correctness nimrods. So nuts to you! :P

  238. Well, that's nice... by skrolle2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...and the 26 color-coded keys for the letters of the English alphabet are all nice and green and such, but how would you internationalize the product? The Swedish alphabet has 29 letters, where would you fit those three extra keys? I know there are other alphabets that have something inbetween or more. How would you make those?

    I, for one, do not welcome our new narrowminded keyboard overlords.

  239. Are you the developer? by SenFo · · Score: 1

    Seriously, whoever wrote that article needs to do some serious research before posting such nonsense. I've used a keyboard in alphabetical order in the past (as a young kid *before* I learned to type on a QWERTY keyboard) and having the keys in that order was definitely wrong. Also, the QWERTY keyboards were absolutely *not* designed to slow down somebody typing. In fact, it was designed to improve typing efficiency by placing letters that are commonly used in sequence, on opposite sides so that the likelihood of a jam was greatly reduced. One well known exception to this rule is the word "database", which is typed entirely with the left hand on a QWERTY keyboard ;-).

    1. Re:Are you the developer? by taradfong · · Score: 1

      Yeah, right. That's why you can spell 'TYPEWRITER' with the top row of keys. It was designed to not jam the mechanical hammers. Keys that are usually pressed after each other are on the same side, notably 'E' and 'R'; 'S' and 'T', and so on.

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  240. Yak! by Morgor · · Score: 1

    I remember in the early 90's, there were these small annoying pda-wannabes. I think some of them were called "Data banks" or something. They were small, and often only included 16KB of memory, a calendar, a calculator and some password protected account-what-so-ever program.
    Most of these useless paperweights had an alphabetically sorted keyboard, and honestly, that was a pain to type on. To be frank, I was not very old at the time when they were out, so I wasn't used to any layout, neither QWERTY nor DVORAK, but still, my typing speed was greatly reduced with this, and it only caused my annoyance to type with it. So the question stands, why didn't Newstandardkeyboard do their research and conclude that alphabetical is NOT the way to sort the keys on a keyboard. And frankly, I don't think I could find another layout so far away from the words that we type.

    And what's with the design? If I had a child, I would give it to him or her with an instruction to throw it out after use :)

  241. Finally! by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

    I've wondered on the net several years ago why someone wasn't selling such a keyboard for newbies. E.g., my parents cannot type and have an awful time looking for keys. Yeah, I know they COULD learn to type the "right" way, but they have no desire. Thus if you want to sell computer to such newbies, you can either wait for them to bend or offer them a keyboard they'd want.

    Of course when I mentioned it all those years ago I was criticized and flamed. But then again, until someone like Dell or Apple starts shipping computers with them, newbies would be too ignorant to find and buy one anyway.

    On a side note, I used to work at a law firm where one of the partners could not type. I brought in a keyboard with the letters removed just to bug her. It was hilarious watching her attempt to type on it the first time!

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  242. duh by orasio · · Score: 1

    because they work better the way they are.

  243. DVORAK VS. QWERTY by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

    People can sit there and argue about whether DVORAK or QWERTY is better. The answer is.... It doesn't matter. Sure, for the top 1% of typists who actually can acheive about 80 WPM, they might actually squeeze out and extra 5-10 WPM using a DVORAK. But tell me honestly, how often do you actually type at 80 WPM for more then 1 minute? Unless you're typing up essays and letters all day, I can't really see how the extra 10 WPM you might get out of a DVORAK would actually help. Especially considering you would have to stop from time to time to think about what you are writing. Not to mention the frustration when you actually have to use another computer with a QWERTY keyboard, at which point you are completely lost.

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    1. Re:DVORAK VS. QWERTY by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "Sure, for the top 1% of typists who actually can acheive about 80 WPM"

      1%? You've obviously never had to compete for a clerical job that required typing. If only 70-80 wpm were a skill that put you in the 1%...

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    2. Re:DVORAK VS. QWERTY by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Actually no I haven't. However I would much rather hire someone who could type 50 WPM and who actually knew how to use the office software well as opposed to someone who could type 140 WPM and had to go to the mouse everytime they wanted to do anything, or didn't figure out they wouldn't have to do any time if they just used document templates.

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    3. Re:DVORAK VS. QWERTY by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      I was a legal secretary. It was routine for us to have to transcribe from tapes. That means you needed to type as fast as you could listen, and get it right the first time. 70wpm was a minimum requirement to even be considered for the job.

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  244. $69.95? way too much :( by burySCO · · Score: 1

    Good idea though. Knock the price down by 70% and I'd try one

    1. Re:$69.95? way too much :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knock the price down by 70 dollars and I'd try one.

  245. My only problem with Dvorak keyboards... by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd have to reconfigure all of my first person shooters!

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  246. needs what? by intmanmys · · Score: 1

    The _keyboard_ requires Win95 or above? No USB keyboard drivers for other OSes? Give me a break..

  247. Quick! Where's the any key? by ReardenMetal · · Score: 1

    I can't find the any key!!!!

  248. why bother? by mattstorer · · Score: 1

    okay, on a theoretical level, I understand why you might want to bother with a keyboard layout that optimizes input speed. BUT, even on a QWERTY layout board, all 26 letters are easily in reach of the home row, and hitting any one letter with the appropriate finger really doesn't seem to be particularly problematic. Draw from that the ability to hit any number of keys rapidly in series with different fingers also is not particularly problematic. Funny that.

    I concede that there may be a few exceptions to the rule where one finger, or one hand, is used more often for a particular word or phrase, and that may cause a temporary decrease in efficiency, but I'll argue that for almost all of the time such circumstances are not the norm. And I don't think that such efficiency bottlenecks are unique to QWERTY.

    so, what I guess I'm getting at is, is there really any realistic benefit to switching to any of these new layouts? Is 80 or 90 WPM on a QWERTY layout board not fast enough for you? What are you typing so voraciously that you require WPMs into the hundreds? Personally, I like to stop and think about what I'm writing periodically, so there's plenty of "buffer" time in which I could be typing, but I'm not.

    QWERTY is fine as is, IMHO. It's become the standard, and it's important to stick with some standards if they do the job well. The inefficiencies that'll be caused by having multiple standards for something as ubiquitous as the computer keyboard will, again IMHO, outweigh any perceived benefits.

    -matt

  249. Re:anything based on "I heard stories" is suspicio by Jerf · · Score: 1

    No shit, Sherlock, but like I said, unless you've got a massive cache of peer-reviewed studies heretofore unknown to mankind, anecdotes are all we've got. I'd say it's very well established that RSI exists, and like I said, I've only heard one kind of story, plus my own experience of reduced stress on the hand, which is why I invited counter-anectdotes. I note none appeared. "Proves" nothing, but again, all we've got.

    In the lieu of science, even those of us with a highly scientific bent are not required to shove our heads into the sand and yell that we can't possibly know anything, anyhow, not even for personal use. I've inherited something-or-other from my dad that seems to make it difficult to absorb iron. It doesn't have a name that I know of, let alone a scientific treatment. But rather than shove my head in the sand, I take iron pills. (A lot; typically on the order of 700% of my RDA, and I can handle even more than that, whereas even 350%, one pill I take, makes everybody else I know who has tried one sick to their stomach, even if taken with a meal.) I'd rather have a scientific treatment, but as there won't be one anytime soon, I am not obligated to yell "I can't know what to do!" and suffer a lifetime of permanent anemia just so I can feel Scientific.

    So, nuts to your "bull".

    Oh, and nobody I know of says it "heals" or "cures" RSI, it just causes it to flare up less and be less of a problem. (Somebody probably does, but I am not responsible for them. I certainly didn't.)

  250. Customizable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why don't the keyboard manufacturers create a truly customizable keyboard? I want to place the characters on keys where it suits _me_, thank you very much.

    I program in java, but on my norwegian locale keyboard the brace characters '{' and '}' are hidden with an 'Alt-Gr 7' and 'Alt-Gr 0' combo. WTF?

    In addition I want to send CAPS LOCK to the hell it truly deserves and use the real estate it occupies for something useful.

  251. Switching by GnomeSkull · · Score: 1

    Switching to a new layout is not going to be accepted easily, even if it does become a new standard. Especially for us touch-typists. I think a good idea for implementing a new standard layout (I'm not saying this is The One) would be to have a keyboard with qwerty on one side, but then you could flip it over and use the new one (be it this alphabetical fancy coloured one, PLUM or any other). That way qwerty fans could still experiment, while new users (the kids, etc.) could learn the new standard, without having to do any keyboard swapping.

  252. Odds? by robyannetta · · Score: 1
    With this new keyboard, do the odds now favor the chimps attempting to type out Shakespeare?

    -ducks-

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    1. Re:Odds? by SmurfButcher+Bob · · Score: 1

      No, but oddly... Windows Longhorn is suddenly back on schedule again.

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  253. DVORAK not just about speed by xeno-cat · · Score: 1
    DVORAK is about more than just speed of typing, it also helps with fatigue by reducing the need for fingers to travel. It may help reduce typing related syndromes, but thats just a guess. Also just plain old application of logic to the task at hand, I mean querty is pretty poorly layed out for computer typing in the English language. The right pinky rests on a semi-colon for instance.

    I agree that the benefits are marginal if your not a touch typist though.

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  254. Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by cliffyqs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I say:
    I switched because less finger travel made my hands less tired at the same typing speed. I still use both layouts, but if I am typing a lot, I will use dvorak.

    When I first thought about switching, I created an Excel macro to count finger reaches in QWERTY phrases and one for Dvorak. I also started making a list of common words that can be typed on the home row in each. In both of these endeavors, Dvorak won. roughly 25-30% less finger travel, more in some phrases. Many more common words on the home row.

    Here http://www.kinesis-ergo.com/ is a company that makes ergo keyboards with vertical rows, QWERTY, Dvorak, or both.

    History says:
    The slant of the columns on the keyboard is an artifact left over from mechanical typewriters.
    For those not acquainted with the story of the keyboards, here's a short version:
    http://www.mit.edu:8001/people/jcb/Dvorak/

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    1. Re:Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I tried Dvorak several years ago, and wasn't able to get it - my brain is too thoroughly trained in the word patterns of the standard keyboard. It would not be more efficient in my case.

      I learned to touch type on a manual typewriter back in 1983 - 22 years ago; you had to really strike the keys to get it to imprint on the paper. I still have a tendency to bang the hell out of my keyboard when I get going fast. I use Microsoft natural keyboards everywhere now (at home I have 2 hooked up to 2 KVMs - one is radio controlled - at work I use one) - because several years ago I started to get carple tunnel symptoms, and the natural keyboard eliminated the problem ever since.

      The two best keyboards I ever used was the keyboard on the Toshiba T1200 laptop (nice clicky/springy keys) and the IBM Selectric typewriter - again a solid click for each key strike - and buffered travel to the bottom rather than hitting a brick wall (like current keyboards). If Microsoft would redesign the natural keyboard to have that feel - I would be hooked for life.

      On that note - does anyone know of a good keyboard produced today that has that old springy-clicky feel that I am talking about (preferably with a split keyboard layout like the natural keyboard)?

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    2. Re:Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Hmm...

      Personally, I use the Memorex spill-proof keyboard. I like the action of the keys, which have a good (though slightly weak) spring mechanism. I also like the fact that it is as small a keyboard as you are likely to find in a standard 104 key configuration. Its low cost doesn't hurt either. You can get one at target.com for about 15 bucks.

      I've also heard good things about the old IBM keyboards. These have much tougher spring action, are a good bit noisier, and people swear by them. I've never used one. You can buy one at pckeyboard.com. There is an old review at dansdata.com.

      As far as split key designs, I'm not aware of any that offer the features you want. There may be some, but I don't use a split keyboard and I haven't seen anybody that is passionate about any particular brand.

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    3. Re:Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by hawk · · Score: 1

      On that note - does anyone know of a good keyboard produced today that has that old springy-clicky feel that I am talking about (preferably with a split keyboard layout like the natural keyboard)?

      Try http://www.pckeyboard.com/ for the Unicomp keyboards. These *are* the old IBM keyboards, spun off firts through Lexmark, and then again. I'm typing one right now.

      The feel of a "buckling spring" keyboard has no peer.

      hawk

    4. Re:Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Amen to that. I'm typing this on a Dell QuietKey right now (at school), which isn't bad... for a membrane keyboard. There is no equal to the ORIGINAL IBM Model M (it's got a little better feel than the Lexmark Model M/Unicomp Customizer 101). That said, I almost wish I had a Customizer 104, because I'm one of the three people who actually use the Windows key for it's intended purpose.

    5. Re:Dvorak and me and studies and keyboards... by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      I wonder if I can hack one of those in two - and build my own split key version?

      Hmmmm - *revs up the skilsaw*

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  255. This won't sell by absentmindedjwc · · Score: 1

    There is no way that anyone that ACTUALLY uses the computer on a regular basis is going to buy this keyboard. There is no way that someone is going to go through the trouble of learning how to type on a different keyboard. I just graduated from high school about 2 years ago, and they really pressed typing to the students, if they really think that someone is going to learn how to type with one keyboard they are nuts; but to switch to a compleaty different keyboard is not going to happen. The only people this would be good for is the elderly who never had to use a typewriter and just want that $50 computer they dont know how to use it, and just want it to email family and play card games. Other than that, I would be rather surprised if this sells.

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    1. Re:This won't sell by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      "There is no way that someone is going to go through the trouble of learning how to type on a different keyboard."

      You're thinking only from the perspective of "re-learning" which is difficult. Consider that someone might start out on Dvorak keys. Or learn several layouts from the beginning. It probably won't happen in the US, but it might be possible elsewhere.

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  256. Perfect! by White+Roses · · Score: 1
    I mean, seeing as how you have to buy the keyboard and mouse for the Mac Mini, you may as well get a 7-button mouse, but only a 53-key keyboard.

    Before some over-zealous mod decides this is a Troll, (a) turn on your sense of humor, (b) realize that I am a long-time Mac user, and (c) I already RTFA, and know it's an IBM-compatible only keyboard.

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  257. Ideal keyboard short essay by cliffyqs · · Score: 1

    is here:
    http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/8/28/21547/2069

    he describes some qualities of human hands and letter frequency, suggests some qualities an ideal keyboard should have, and looks at the two top religions.. err.. layouts.

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  258. 4 simple reasons I'll never switch: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q W E
    A S D

  259. solution (even for security purposes..) by rongten · · Score: 1

    XF86Config:

    Section "ServerLayout"
    Identifier "XFree86 Configured"
    Screen 0 "Screen0" 0 0
    InputDevice "Mouse0" "CorePointer"
    InputDevice "Keyboard0" "CoreKeyboard"
    Option "DontZap" "True" #To avoid the zapping of the server
    EndSection

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  260. Porn by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

    Can I surf for porn one handed with this? I mean, that's what we all really want, right?

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  261. KB Remapping by jzarling · · Score: 1

    If this becomes standard I will have to remap all my keys for Quake/UT/BF1942...

    Whay wont anyone think of the children!!!!

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  262. Not for VI users -- need those HJKL keys! by amulder · · Score: 1

    Everything else aside... if you are a 'vi' user, then this keyboard will likely drive you mad. Why? Because you use the "hjkl" keys in edit mode as arrow keys.

    On the qwerty kbd, they are the home row, and they are used constantly for moving your cursor around. The mouse takes your hand too far from the keyboard. Even the dedicated arrow keys take your hand away from the keyboard. I use the hjkl keys constantly when editing.

    (to be fair, ANY non-qwerty keyboard will be horrible for a dedicated vi user, for the same reason.)

    1. Re:Not for VI users -- need those HJKL keys! by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      > if you are a 'vi' user, then this keyboard will
      > likely drive you mad.

      A vi user on a Dvorak keyboard uses dhtn for cursor keys.

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  263. Nah, I'll pass by trezor · · Score: 1

    It sounds like a low-quality implementation. Especially with redundant A's in the deafult design spec.

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  264. I can't believe this is happening again... by m3talsling3r · · Score: 1

    You know, I heard about the dvorak (or however it's spelled) alignment and, having OS X which supports it, I manually took my keys off and rearranged them from qwerty to dvorak. I used it for a week before giving up. I'm back to qwerty again.

    The problem really was that dvorak is not laid out to make words easily. All the major keys are on one line of keys, what they call their home row, which you'd think would be nice. But try and spell something quickly and you'll find that the letters for normal words do not flow right; there is no rhythm to it.

    That's a real problem. When you type you need to build a rhythm to keep a decent speed going. It really is not a matter of learning the key board: I had the dvorak pattern memorized with 2 days. The qwerty pattern keeps your hands taking turns, left, right, left, right, left, right, et cetera, for the most part.

    Also, standard english words are much harder to type out in dvorak once you get past the 3 letter words. The letters are placed so that you have to take your hand away from the keyboard to strike the right letter, unless you want to do a strange twisting of the fingers to hit that certain key.

    Not that I'm pro qwerty either, but there is a reason that it's lasted so long. It may have been made to be slow on type writers, but it's also very ergonomic when it comes to actual english words and rhythm.

    This even becomes more true when it comes to programming. It's far easier to reach the colon/semi-colon, greater/less than, brackets/braces, parentheses, and plus/minus/underscore keys on my standard qwerty keyboard, than it is on the dvorak layout. Again it goes towards rhythm. There are far less wasted strokes when programming in the qwerty layout.

    I can't see a new standard that keeps all the letters in alphabetical order, and shrinks the number of keys no less, as being any better. In fact I bet it will be worse than dvorak and qwerty combined. Ease of learning is not a consideration for someone who's been typing already for over twenty years.

    Now stop interrupting my productivity to show me some possible new productive layout, and let me get back to work!

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  265. The un-winnable flame wars... by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

    Why do we keep doing this? I mean, why do we start these flame wars such as vim v.s. emacs or QWERTY v.s. DVORAK or Python v.s. Perl v.s. Ruby?

    We all know that these arguments are not winnable in any way shape or form. Basically, the fights started many years ago and have yet to define a winner.

    GNU Free Software and the Open Source movement are all about choice! There is little need to have market leaders like in the past with flame wars over Word Perfect v.s. Microsoft Word. The whole idea of starting flame wars in the computer field was to promote 'mind share'. The concept that when most people think of a word processor it will point to your product instead of the competition. i.e. Microsoft did not have 'mind share' with Word. When someone thought word processor they thought Word Perfect (at the time frame of the MS vs WP battle). Hence the naming of Word, Microsoft Word. It increased the mind share to associate 'Word' with Microsoft rather then the competitor's Word Perfect. In fact, some people didn't know the difference.

    The battle for a text editor or programming language or keyboard layout is not that much different. The thinking seems to be that if one can mention their chosen method frequently enough then mind share will follow. Why must there be evangelical followers who attempt to convert others? I mean, it's a freaking text editor (use what works for you!).

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    Personal Opinion on QWERTY vs. DVORAK
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    QWERTY is by far the current standard in keyboard layout. Most computer users cannot touch-type but those who do mostly type using the QWERTY layout. Now, I don't care if DVORAK makes you more efficient or reduces RSI, etc. It will drive people bananas to try to re-train their fingers to handle touch typing DVORAK.

    Want to use DVORAK? That's your problem, society has chosen QWERTY. You still have choice, change the layout on your operating system and pop the key-caps to reposition to DVORAK. However, if you are at work and you don't personally own the keyboard, then you should buy your own keyboard and then keep your original one for when Tech Support shows up at your desk. Nothing is more frustrating to a QWERTY touch typist then to start typing QWERTY and get DVORAK characters. The first time I had this happen (and it's only happened twice in 10 years) I had no idea what was wrong. If you do want to use DVORAK at work, buy your own keyboard, change the key-caps so it's obviously DVORAK and keep your original keyboard around for when someone else want's to use the computer. Even better, tape a note to the keyboard denoting it's DVORAK or use yellow keycaps for the DVORAK keys...

    This is why DVORAK will never take over from QWERTY! The argument is not worth the effort. It's like suddenly switching which side of the road you drive on! People would freak out. This is why HDTV hasn't taken over yet. People would have to throw out millions of televisions and upgrade, not gonna happen overnight.

    In order for any technology to take over for an earlier yet standard technology it has to be on the order of magnitude at least better then twice as good as the standard. Otherwise, it's not worth the tremendous effort to change. Unless DVORAK makes me more then twice as fast as I can type now, it's not worth it. The studies out are flawed as flawed as political polling. A test just like a poll can be skewed to any outcome desired.

  266. Re:Mods: The truth about bonch/rd_syringe/OverlyCr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YAAD
    (right back at 'cha)

  267. Does this keyboard remind anyone... by gidds · · Score: 1

    ...else of another keyboard with twenty-six functions on each key?

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  268. Re: Two Guys Say It.. So What IS the Truth? by rongten · · Score: 1

    And, of course, who defends QWERTY to the
    extreme has never possibly even tried DVORAK.

    Must be those knowledge by proxy that are so common nowadays..

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  269. Where's the Any Key? by theskunkmonkey · · Score: 1

    This keyboard is useless! Without the long Any Key at the bottom of my keyboard how will I respond to the "Press Any Key" query??

  270. Lets bring some plain old reason by trezor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can troll all you want for qewrty or dvorak layout. You all seem to be missing a fundamental piece of the picture though.

    When discussing what layout recquires least handmovement and so on, you all seem to assume everyone in the world types in english, or that all other languages in the world has the same basic construction of words with the same sounds.

    Let me inform you, as I'm not even from a country where english is native language and am somewhat capable in at least three other languages, that this is definetly not the case. My effiency when it comes to words per minute is very dependent on what language I write. Not because I have to stop and think about the language, but because the keyboard mapping may be practical for that language or not.

    So all you idiots trolling about qwerty or dvorak, would you please shut up? If you take into account that different languages relies on regular use of character combinations different from your english, you should easily be able to realize there is no such thing as an ultimate(tm) keyboard layout.

    So please shut up, and try to think before you crap out any more nonsense.

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    1. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by jacoby · · Score: 1

      I was not trolling. I was making a joke. The "advantage" was simply that unfamiliar layouts kept her fearful of my PC. To my mind, that bit, that people see your keyboard and think "hey, weird" and either don't use your stuff or think you're way ultra cool for using it is the main "advantage" toward using a Dvorak keyboard. For me, it's like driving with a joystick rather than a wheel and gas pedal. There might be good and logical reasons why you would want to use an XBox controller to drive a car, but my body touch-types in QUERTY and my attempts to try DVORAK felt like I was learning to walk again, so I stopped. That sort of "We have it now, I understand it and it works, so why change?" attitude keeps red-yellow-green stoplights, Windows and quite a number of other functional-but-not-wonderful thinks active.

      It's an interesting point about how keyboard layouts relate to different languages. I did a program once that figured out what words could only be written on a QWERTY or DVORAK keyboard, and far fewer could be found for DVORAK, but that actually doesn't say much for usability. I was under the understanding that most language groups had their own keyboard layouts, and I know someone who complains about QWERTY after spending years in Italy and using an Italian keyboard layout.

      What are the least QWERTY-friendly language, in your experience?

    2. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      In the post you just typed, it would have clearly been beneficial for you to use the DVORAK layout, since your message was in English.

      Last I checked, Slashdot and most of its posts are in English (at least for me) so anyone trolling in favor of DVORAK has every right to do so here.

    3. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by trezor · · Score: 1
      • I was not trolling. I was making a joke.

      Ok, my bad for not getting the joke. I'll accept full responsibility.

      • I was under the understanding that most language groups had their own keyboard layouts

      True, but in my experience these layouts differ minimally from the standard qwerty layout, to allow for a few local additions. What usually varies the most are the mappings of brackets, commas, dots and in general special characters, not the actual letters themselves.

      • What are the least QWERTY-friendly language, in your experience?

      German and french can be quite tiresome, at least with the norwegian qwerty layout (which is also a slightly modfied, but mostly standard qwerty layout), as the special modifiers needed for some "local characters" are put on the far right and even some even need modifier keys in addition, before even typing the letter to be modfied.

      Norwegian letters like Æ, Ø and Å are also put to the far right end, which in my opinion really doesn't correspond to their frequency of use.

      In my opinion qwerty seems well enough suited for the english language and probably most others languages sticking to the vanilla A-Z alphabet. But I still find the entire ultimate keymapping debate horribly ignorant of the fact that there are more languages than just english.

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    4. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by jacoby · · Score: 1

      That is, "with one hand". For example, you can type "stewardesses" with only the left hand and "monopoly" and "opinion" with only the right on a QWERTY, and really only "bldg", "blvd" and "ctrl" right-handed and "papaya" and "yuppie" left-handed on DVORAK. The right-handed ones aren't even real words. Just to clarify.

    5. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      But why would you WANT to type a word with one hand? That's incredibly inefficient, compared with alternating hands to allow your fingers more time to move. Disclaimer: I use QWERTY because I don't have two weeks to relearn a keyboard layout and get back to my >100 wpm typing speed. QWERTY works well enough for me, but I got no hate for Dvorak, either.

    6. Re:Lets bring some plain old reason by jacoby · · Score: 1

      It's not that I want to write words with one hand. It's not something I'm wanting to optimize for. It's just that, after noticing that "stewardesses" is a one-handed word, I wanted to know what other words were, and once I did it with QWERTY, I thought I'd try it with DVORAK. Once the program was set, it's just a one-line change to switch.

      With any abstract key arrangement, there will have to be words that only require one hand to type, though. And if you use an old-school Mac keyboard, you can one-hand type any word. You could palm that keyboard!

  271. Made by Fisher-Price? by fitten · · Score: 1

    Looks like a perfect match for the Fisher-Price Windows XP default GUI scheme...

  272. Article is SPAM by ultranova · · Score: 1

    This article is pure advertisement. Most likely the "anonymous reader" who submitted it is the inventor of this patented keyboard (can you actually patent key arrangement ? even in the US ?)

    Didn't passages like "After 130 years of typing the same way the keyboard has finally grown up" and "The New Standard Keyboard is a bold departure from current designs and will compete directly with standard QWERTY models as a replacement keyboard for users who value user-friendliness over arbitrary standardization" really ring any bells ?

    Some of the "advantages" mentioned in the article:

    • "The keys are color coded"
      What do you stare at when typing, the keyboard or the screen ?
    • "The alignment of the keys with natural movements of fingers to insure proper posture while typing"
      Funny, it looks like normal flat alignment to me.
    • "All keys can be easily reached from the home position"
      Ditto for my qwerty.
    • "Editing keys are integrated"
      How is this an advantage ? It makes it harder to navigate the keyboard by feel, that's all.
    • "The keyboard has a smaller footprint, which allows the mouse to be placed right next to the typing keys"
      This might actually be important, since with only half the keys it's going to be though trying to fit shortcuts in.
    • "And there are only half as many keys to learn"
      You know, you don't have to memorize all of them, since not all the keys are used equally often.
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  273. Typing at 50wpm by wbtittle · · Score: 1

    Typing really quickly is not an issue for most people. Unless you pre-write your code on a scratch pad then type them in, you aren't going to be typing at anything > 70-80 wpm. The only people who need to do this are those in the steno pool, but they aren't necessary anymore because everyone does their own typing.

    Maybe some of you can write 10,000 lines of code in a day and have it run perfectly, but most of us can't. Of course, the whole point of the tools that we create is to make it possible to not write 100 lines of code that will do the same thing as the 10,000.

    People who write directly into the computer typically can't input too quickly. An average typist like me (50wpm) can easily start getting ahead of their thoughts.

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  274. There's a subliminal message in my QWERTY keyboard by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 0

    Look! You can type "typewriter" with one row of letters only! It has to be a subliminal product advertisement! It has to be!

  275. Re:anything based on "I heard stories" is suspicio by nilesh_tms · · Score: 1

    That's what makes "faith healing" or "alternative healing" seem to work. At least 80% of their patients would have healed anyway.

    To truly understand why "faith healing" and "alternative healing" and other placebos seem to work (though often times, only temporarilly), you have to understand that most of these symptoms that are healed by such things are psychosomatic in nature. The true cause of the symptoms is basically psychological (not saying that the actual symptoms aren't physical, though). For starters read this document and see my other post. Sure, you may say this is just another "alternative healing" but this is the only one I've found that makes sense if you take the time to read up on it. It all kind fits together once you understand it.

  276. My first attempt on Dvorak keybaord... by groups.google · · Score: 0

    dfjlewoe angoeinase

  277. What about Keyboard SHORTCUTS? by luxuryluke · · Score: 1

    What will Command/Control-Z become? (much less anything else!)

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  278. Re: damn! by shokk · · Score: 1

    I still can't see the ANY key!

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  279. I may be alone.... by Flatline_hun · · Score: 0

    but personally, I think there is NO way, this could actually speed up typing at all. Reasons:
    - Alphabetical placing (opposing to the frequency-based) makes easier to find a letter, but anyone with a moderate typing skill does not need to find the keys, only to reach them.
    - Cursor arrows in the middle (means you need two hands to navigate efficiently, and there is no way I could learn to play Doom 3 on that :))
    - numeric keypad is removed, and each number requires 2 buttons to press: that's a huge disadvantage.
    - No function keys. (maybe with a second key? maybe FNC-A equals F1, then Ctrl-Fnc-A equals Ctrl-F1) That's just lame.
    - colors are actually good :)

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  280. How This Could Sell by SenorPez · · Score: 1
    You know, if Apple made it, colored it white and silver, and called it the iType, everyone would buy it.

    Or at least it wouldn't merit such negative discussion on Slashdot. Sheesh... you guys call the iPod Shuffle "revolutionary" and berate this?

  281. vi foreshadowed the DDR layout by tepples · · Score: 1

    What's with vi using k,h,l,j anyway?

    Play Dance Dance Revolution for a while, and you will understand vi's HJKL layout.

  282. In Other News by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

    An alternative railway guage has been announced. Proponents expect the world to switch to the new guage due to its increased cornering performance and load bearing capacity.

  283. keyboard by chrisnewbie · · Score: 0

    52 keys is useles for french users,,,we need keys wiith é,è,à,....i know we can use alt keys but at some point it gets very annoying to have to use multiples keys to have a simple accent,,,,,hopefully the 1984 (movie) idea of simplifying the keyboard will not get through,,for thos who feels the keyboard is clustered with unuse keys USE A CALCULATOR.

  284. And what's wrong with.... by megarich · · Score: 1

    the good ol' abcdef keyboard layout? or for my cell phone, the reliable abc123 layout?
    see other standards exist but why bring anarchy in a world of peace ;)

  285. Vi needs adjacent HJKL, which is only on QWERTY. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

    In years of using text editors I still haven't been able to come up with something that works faster and better for me than vi (well, vim these days). This is not for lack of trying. A major downside of vi is that it requires a QWERTY layout to really work well (because HJKL need to be adjacent or else moving the cursor becomes a world of suck). The advanatage of vi is that once you learn the "old" "archaic" key commands that use no function keys, no arrow keys, no nuthin', your speed of editing things doubles. - your hands don't have to leave "home" to move the cursor around and edit stuff.

    This new keyboard looks like it would have the potential to fix that finally, by putting the arrow keys right in the middle where you can access them quickly and instantly, and the other keys where you just whack them with your thumbs and leave your fingers where they are.

    Pretty cool.

    Now, if only they had a version that looked professional and not colored like something from Fischer-Price. I look at the picture and it seems like it should be called "Baby's first Keyboard" or something like that.

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  286. Muscle Memory by Shook · · Score: 1

    Incidentally, it is thought that what we feel as "muscle memory" is contained in the cerebellum. This is part of the brain that processes proprioception (the sense of where your limbs are in space) and does the complex math required to do things like throw a ball at a target.

    But things remembered in the cerebellem don't have to be consciously thought about.

    When you're drunk, the cerebellum is hit rather hard, thus you stumble and have to look at your feet. The nose-to-finger test cops do is a test proprioception.

    So you probably couldn't type your PIN if you were drunk either.

    1. Re:Muscle Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drunk thing is not valid, I type my PIN while drunk all the time, usually to buy more beer. I also rock out on my guitar and run around while drunk. My cerebellum works fine (unless I try to stand up too fast)

      I do know people who trip over things wherever they go while drunk. Perhaps they have shoddier cerebellums

  287. Re:Typing at 50wpm by taradfong · · Score: 1

    I find that every little bit of ease I can give myself increases the amount of information I enter. I notice this when I go from my Kinesis ergonomic keyboard to a standard one. I notice that I don't bother to answer some of my emails, and the ones I do answer, I kind of skip details I don't feel like typing about. So, while I don't know what my rate is, anything that makes my keyboarding faster makes me more effective.

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  288. Re: The DVORAK Rumor by rongten · · Score: 1
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  289. Is this a kid's toy? by cisox · · Score: 1

    Well, the way the keyboard looks, Mattel should have quite the market share.

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  290. So? by siskbc · · Score: 1
    Much of the arguments about dvorak versus qwerty have to do with typing speed--as a dvorak user, I must contend that the greatest advantage is that my fingers don't hurt after 30 minutes of solid typing.

    Is that evidence? I use qwerty, and my fingers don't hurt after a solid day.

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    1. Re:So? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      Certainly anectdotal, but yes.

      My point is that if your fingers hurt after typing, switching to dvorak might help you too.

      Nowhere did I suggest that dvorak was universally superior to qwerty. I guess sometimes on Slashdot we all have a tendency to be overly combatitive.

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    2. Re:So? by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Nowhere did I suggest that dvorak was universally superior to qwerty. I guess sometimes on Slashdot we all have a tendency to be overly combatitive.

      Not combative, but that keyboard story is absolutely filled with anecdotal stories that don't amount to evidence. And it's not exactly scientific, changing random variables and if there's any improvement claiming causality.

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    3. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used qwerty for 19 years and had no problems for the first 13. Then, the mouse came along for windoze videogames and typing became a little painful. Switching the mouse to the other hand frequently helped ease the strain - being ambidextrous helps. About 5 years ago(17 years of gaming and 5 years of mouse driven games 8+ hours daily) switching mouse hands wasn't completely helping.

      I switched to dvorak 4 years ago and the pain went away within a month. I also switch the mouse to the left at work. Although the culprit of my pain was really the mouse, the change to dvorak help me recover and heal. I still use qwerty for video games on the home machine, but now my hands and wrists don't hurt at all.

      My thoughts on qwerty vs. dvorak. Use whatever is comfortable. Dvorak is not that great. It is right-handed centric, which is also why I moved the mouse to the left when using dvorak. At least qwerty divides the keys up somewhat more evenly between both the left and right hands.

      For people who've been typing a long time and have started to feel the first signs of carpal tunnel, switching to dvorak might be a good idea to help recover from the pain. Move the mouse to the your "weaker" hand and that will help even more. The advantage of dvorak really is that you use the home keys more and stop moving your fingers up and down quite as much. Even if the evidence is currently anecdotal, I believe it. Someone should really comission a scientific study to see if it's true.

    4. Re:So? by siskbc · · Score: 1
      Even if the evidence is currently anecdotal, I believe it.

      "Anecdotal evidence" is pretty much an oxymoron. Considering dvorak's been around for decades and that's the best anyone has, I'm pretty skeptical.

      Someone should really comission a scientific study to see if it's true.

      There have been a lot of unscientific studies, does that count?

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  291. Placebo by siskbc · · Score: 1
    "I switched to DVORAK and my pain got worse until I went back to QWERTY"

    I trust I need not explain the placebo effect to you?

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  292. touch phone by siskbc · · Score: 1
    You do realize, don't you, that touch phones are actually relatively new? That original phones were rotary? Adding machines are a lot older than touch phones.

    Damn kids these days.

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  293. I want my left-side F keys back by ab762 · · Score: 1

    In the olden times, the IBM 3278 keyboard had the F (PF) keys over on the left, IIRC, rather than across the top. Top F keys are too far to reach, so hardly ever used. Things like windows Alt-F4 are move-the-hand actions, painful.

  294. Underwood by divbyzero · · Score: 1

    I learned to type on a traditional, mechanical Underwood typewriter with a QWERTY keyboard, and you know what? The bars got jammed all the time. Every time I hear this justification of QWERTY's design, I stop and wonder: if they were going to sacrifice a quick learning curve and (arguably) a faster typing speed just to prevent jams, couldn't they at least have done a better job?

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    1. Re:Underwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously didn't pay attention to the previous poster. He said qwerty was designed for a pre-1900 bucket layout typewriter and would still cause jams on a post-1900 typewriter like the Underwood you mentioned.

      I only know that I learned on a mechanical typewriter and reached speeds of 30 wpm, and occasionally hitting a few key combinations really fast. Those things jammed a lot even when you're only a 30 wpm typist. As soon as I finished that class, I was typing on a computer, and instantly, my speed was 50 wpm.

      I don't know what I type now, but then I haven't checked since I switched to the dvorak layout, not for speed improvements but for comfort while at work. I use the qwerty layout at home for video games. I also use my mouse left-handed at work and right-handed at home. My hands hurt less when I switch (The switching of the mice probably help more than the keyboard switch. I type dovorak automatically when I'm on my work machine and qwerty comes naturally to me on everyone elses machine.

    2. Re:Underwood by divbyzero · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't pay attention to the previous poster. He said qwerty was designed for a pre-1900 bucket layout typewriter and would still cause jams on a post-1900 typewriter like the Underwood you mentioned.

      I'm not sure quite what the difference is between the "bucket" and the "arc"; maybe "bucket" is not a standard term for this concept, since it's not giving any useful Google hits. The Underwood I used (dating from right around 1900, and looking a lot like the one pictured here) had the strike bars arranged in an arc. I'm not sure whether the shape of the arc was a segment of a circle or some other curve. Either way, it was definitely prone to sticking.

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  295. 11001001 by Aardvark99 · · Score: 1

    Just type in binary, you just need 2 keys.

  296. Looks v Reality by PMuse · · Score: 1

    The new keyboard looks like it will have a short learning curve. That may drive sales. Certainly, a person who knows only the alphabet can hunt and peck at this thing more effectively than on either querty or dvorak.

    But how good is the new one once you've learned it? Will it provide actual benefits over querty for the experienced typist as dvorak promises?

    In English, the top letters by frequency are etaoi nsrhl dcumf. In this keyboard, the left hand covers the first half of the alphabet (including eaihldcmf), the right hand covers the second half (including tonsru). So, the new layout gives a relatively even load to each hand. Now, what about fingers?

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    1. Re:Looks v Reality by zentogo · · Score: 1

      I agree. I use my computer for all kinds of things. Hardly ever are both hands on the keyboard. If I am doing graphics, video, working on code, or even surfing -- I always have one hand on the mouse--error keys -- or at times a graphics tablet.

      My friends who are big time gamers are the same. The picture I saw of this http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000813025740/
      S hows the arrow keys in the center. Why? It says for the elderly? Is that the market these days?

      It seems we need a newer way to multitask silently (speech recog. doesnt work in my office). One hand typing and one free. Any ideas?

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  297. just plug it in! by netsfr · · Score: 1

    Oh forget about the keyboard, that's not efficent enough for the serious FPS gamer - just plug in directly to the back of the brain with a mini d-sub connector! :^)

  298. TWO keyboard standards? by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 1
    There are two keyboard standards today

    France has AZERTY, Germany has QWERTZ, I'm sure other layouts exist as well.

  299. Grow your own layout by Your+Mom · · Score: 1

    If QWERTY, Dvorak, or the layout in the article don't interest you, you can evolve your own. This guy uses genetic algorithms to do just that. The trick is coming up with a good evaluation function. He supplies code if you want to try it. Fascinating stuff...

  300. space on right, backspace on left makes me think: by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

    Missing poll option: I read right to left you insensitive clod!

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  301. alphabetical? by KaiSeun · · Score: 0

    Since this seems to be designed for hunt and peck typers (ie. non-typical computer users), how is this an improvement over the dvorak and qwerty designs?

  302. Re: The DVORAK Rumor by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    No, the Dvorak layout is primarily designed to spread typing out across your hands, so that you can make full, even use of them. Most of the typing is done on the home row, which for most people is supposed to be more natural. I'd like larger keyboards, because I have gigantic hands, though it does strike me that that would probably be better for one handed typing, which I am doing now because my right hand is broken.

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  303. Frogpads Rock! Also Half-Keyboards, T9. by billstewart · · Score: 1
    (Frogpad is a one-hand keyboard, with several flavors of shift key, available in left-hand and right-hand versions.)
    I saw Frogpad at MacWorld, and for a few minutes of playing around, they seemed really nice. The ergonomics were comfortable, the extra-shift-key patterns weren't too complex, and it seemed like if I wanted to spend the bucks to buy one, they'd really rock. Unfortunately they were mainly showing off the Bluetooth version, which isn't useful to me, but it was fun to watch a wearable-computing-equipment vendor come up and talk to them while I was there; they also have a USB version that's cheaper.

    HalfKeyboard is another one-hander that's an immediately-obvious win. Unshifted, it's the QWERT keys; shifted it's the YUIOP keys (or POIUY, I forget which, and the shift key is the space-bar in sticky-mode for fast thumb use.) If you've spend way too much time on a standard keyboard, you immediately just KNOW where all the keys are. They were selling versions for the Palm and also USB, unfortunately for left-hand use (which is fine for a right-hander using Palm, but on a PC I'd rather type with my right hand and mouse with my left.) They also have a software driver version that works with standard PCs, letting you use either hand on a full-sized keyboard, but they wanted some ridiculous price for it, I think over $100, because they were selling to the handicapped-access market where there's a willingness to pay.

    For text-only niche use, not programming, I've gotten to really like T9 Predictive Typing on cell phones. It's not always correct, but it's usually correct most of the time, and wouldn't be hard to make it adaptive so you could teach it names you type frequently.

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  304. Re:wrong [OT] by 808140 · · Score: 1

    No, not really. Not unless you want a local salary (which to be fair, in the local economy, could afford you a reasonable lifestyle -- but forget about going home). Plus, you should consider that while your IT skills may be the bees knees, to operate in a Chinese work environment you need to speak Mandarin. Unless you do, and I mean very fluently, I wouldn't even think about it.

    I don't actually work in IT -- I work in public relations. Due to management conflicts and petty company politics, though, we run our own server -- everything the IT department gets its hands on, they assert control over to a degree that would make our work impossible. When management discovered that I'd worked previously as an IT whore, they co-opted me into this. It means I get to run Linux at the office, which is a plus. But I'd really rather not work in IT at all anymore. It's a dead end, unless you want to work in the third world for the rest of your life (which I don't). For the record, I wouldn't consider China anything resembling the third world.

    I mean, I guess there are a lot of IT jobs in the US still, but the competition is fierce and frankly, as I speak English, Mandarin, French and German fluently, I see a much more lucrative future in international business (read: management).

  305. Re:Frogpads Rock! Also Half-Keyboards, T9. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    I've gotten away with using t9.

    people bummed the 3650, but if you learn to two-thumb on it it's really fast to type on(for irc, web browsing etc).

    problem with t9 is the tons and tons and tons of words I'd have to teach to it - and changing between languages really sucks if you have to do it after every sentence.

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  306. Nearly 200,000 viruses and worms say "NO!" by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    does markets always choose the best tech?
    If they did, there would be no advertising firms - and MS-Windows wouldn't exist. Unix or if not then OS/2 would have eaten the entire market. Beta vs VHS and so on.

    Hmmm. /ME ponders.

    Well, we can always hope.
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  307. Not quite by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    The studies I've seen say that an alphabetical layout slows the users down. It takes too long to work out where the letters are systematically, which people will do if you give them a systematic layout. So the layout shouldn't be truly random, it should be deliberately unsystematic, a slightly different set which excludes alphabetic or anything like it.

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  308. Dvorak may have made up marketing fluff but... by tamills · · Score: 1

    It works anyway. I had bad carpal tunnel from doing data entry for inventory. It stayed troublesome no matter how manner rubber egg-shaped devices I squeezed, no matter how many metal chinese balls I rolled in my hands, no matter ... well you get the picture.

    I switched to Dvorak and the carpal tunnel went away.

    I regard this study more highly than any other (though, you might not).

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  309. Re:space on right, backspace on left makes me thin by Jagaast · · Score: 1

    Bah. And backspace by itself makes a lot of sense for right-to-left, yes?

  310. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not just use the keyboard that you like the most?

  311. Re:ironically, gentoo was designed to slow you dow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I got 3d acceleration to work! Strike up the band... take that you w1nd0ze l0oz3rz! I don't care how you have had that forever and are too busy working, playing games, coding, and having a life to worry about reimplenting my ghetto hacks.

    Man, just think. It took me only 1 year to have 40% of what I get on a stock Windows XP box... if I wanted to code and help out I perhaps could start in another 3 years after I get this system stable enough to use as a tool and not a hobbiests junk bin and broken work bench.

  312. woohoo, 8 hours to fix a problem from updating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    yup, fixing critical bugs and security issues should ALWAYS come with a free side of "spend all day trying to fix more broken stuff"

    Bugtoo is the biggest joke but it is not all their fault... Consider Gentoo a magnifying glass into the inept nature of open source. Sure there are great examples of open source software, but the current culture is so gleefully incompetent and unprofessional that you cannot hope to get anything reliable.

    The really fun part is how Linux folk slam Windows for being unstable, insecure and hard to use of all things.

    Yup, it used to be all those things but while Linux becomes more chaotic and unstable, Windows makes constant improvement.

    Go BSD!

  313. Three types of keyboards, not two by ejay · · Score: 1

    There are three types of keyboards. The 'etaoin shrdlu' layout was around long before the Dvorak keyboard.
    'Etaoin shrdlu' is the layout used by Otto Merganthaler, the inventor of the modern linotype.
    See: http://etaoin.org
    The letters represent the 12 most common used in English.
    I'd venture a guess that as many words have been set by lino operators than as have been set by computers.
    If you've ever seen a linotype operator pound away... you'll understand the similarities between Mergenthaler and many modern computer users.
    The legend I heard amongst printers that Merganthaler died in an insane asylum.
    Merganthaler parts often used odd threads, sometimes, left hand threads. It seems they could sell more spare parts by not using standards.
    Sound familiar?
    Computers often drive us nuts like the linotype drove Merganthaler nuts.
    And then there is the spare parts thing.

    --
    Rehabilitated journalist and web builder No electrons were harmed during the creation of this mess
  314. uptime: 3 hours! look out windows 95! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    the box has frozen up again, due to silly screen saver showing its face again... it would appear that there is also some issue with messaging that also renders standard user input null or at times allows it but with 3 minute delays for each event.

    Obviously I shouldn't have tried messing around with the system and doing things that task it. It is unfair to tax a 2G+ P4 based system with such untested toys like USB input devices. It was certainly foolish to install components labled "stable" for my architecture and follow what documentation was available to the letter for configuration in a "best practices" way.

    I also should never forget the golden rule of Gentoo... Gnentoo is not Windows, Gnentoo is not Windows, Gnentoo is not Windows. I ran such conceptually new and overly taxing applications such as Mozilla Firefox, OpenOffice, and GAIM so should take this as a lesson learned. All those with Windows nearby go about typing and clicking... can they NOT SEE the danger they pose by using such an OS that is so unstable and insecure?

    I put my faith in a system that crashes, locks up, or produces runaway processes that eat my memory multiple times a week or perhaps even a day as it "forces me to learn Linux." Also, the inconsistent, often internally redundant and conflicting configuration files coupled with the out of date documentation and lack of "best practices" (by whatever phrase you call it) documentation also grants the me the bonus to ensure knowing each and every detail of each and every part of each and every package as well as all of that packages dependencies. The spectre of looming doom that would befall my system from malicious attacks and software as brought about a lack of "thorough" securing then forces me to learn even more about Linux.

    Someone really should extend this wisdom to the Auto, Medical, Law Enforcement, and other industries to force us to ensure knowledge of all aspects possible in the Universe we live in. Ignorance should never be pardoned.

  315. false advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    from the "Gentoo Social Contract" or "The Philosophy of Gentoo":
    The most fundamental issue is designing a technology that allows us and others to do what they want to do, without restriction.What if you a system that works? I guess you can't please all of the people all of the time. Perhaps I will put a broken engine in my car and then upgrade the lights, paint the outside with fancy airbrush art, install an earsplitting sound system, throw in at least 4 widescreen dvd players, and perhaps even a mini-hottub. Party lights and a multi-colored laser emitter installed at various places on the outside of the car is given of course. Hydraulics was never even considered NOT to be on this baby. It may not run, but look at the work put into this awesome machine!

    Don't forget the 18 inch spoiler on back!

    The Gentoo philosophy is to allow this user to do what he or she wants to do, without getting in the way.My heart and lungs often get in the way of my living... if perhaps they would stop and I could remove them then I could party till the cows come home!

    The Gentoo philosophy, in a paragraph, is this. Every user has work they need to do. The goal of Gentoo is to design tools and systems that allow a user to do their work pleasantly and efficiently as possible, as they see fit.Exactly... and unless your work is defined as "search internet and forums for unauthoritative and unorganized ideas for fixing your problem" and "rebuild for the 10th time your kernel or any other time killing package" then I don't see the Gentoo community having accepted any of the philosophy so far.

    Gentoo is not a tool, it is a journey with no map where the island you are aiming for is a moving and often invisable target. The maintainers are all about chrome and their actions define them as not caring about practical use. Tweaking and discovering the fix for problems IS the point of Gentoo. Usage is a side-effect.