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  1. This is too funny! on Techie Fight Clubs Springing Up · · Score: 1

    I liked this quote:

    "You get to be a superhero for a night," Klimanis said. "We have to go to work every day. We're constantly told to buy things we don't need, and just for a couple hours we have the freedom to do what we want to do."

    We are constantly told to buy things we don't want. Is this guy a fukin idiot?

    Customer: I DON'T want it.

    Best Buy: Then why are you here?

    C: They keep telling me I am told to!

    BB: Who keeps telling you?

    C: The ads do!

    BB: (to shirt mike) We have a 714 in aisle 6. Please send assistance.

    BB: Sir, what don't you want to do?

    C: I DON'T WANT TO BUY THIS (DVD | VIDEO GAME| CD | TV)

    BB: Then sir, don't buy it.

    C: You mean I don't have too?

    BB: No, you don't.

    C: Then I guess I can go?

    BB: Yes, sir. The door is to your left.

    BB: Cancel the 714 in aisle 6 but be on your toes. I see another 714 in aisle 13.

  2. Re:yup, i second that fuck china comment on China Files Case Against Intel's Wireless Network · · Score: 1

    Where did the hardware in your favorite box come from? The odds are it is from China.

    qz

  3. Re:Mod parent down (needs to plagiarize better) on The 25 Worst Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 1
    That is a very cool site.

    I actually bought one of these kits at a CD auction years ago for $15.00 bux US. I have them on a shelf and can see them right now.

    qz

  4. Re:Why? on IL School District to Monitor Student Blogs · · Score: 1

    Sometimes scholarships depend on these activities.

    qz

  5. Re:I wonder on IL School District to Monitor Student Blogs · · Score: 1

    And getting drunk on a weekend is disruptive to the school environment how?

    qz

  6. Re:Don't forget... on IL School District to Monitor Student Blogs · · Score: 1

    Soooooo... did you graduate? Hopefully not with an English major. Did they teach you thow to spell?

    Ah, crap. I been trolled!

    qz

  7. Re:But remember on IL School District to Monitor Student Blogs · · Score: 1
  8. Re: Reporting Vulnerabilities Is For The Brave on Reporting Vulnerabilities Is For The Brave · · Score: 1
    Even doing that won't leave you competely anonymous. Most laser printers leave an almost invisible pattern of dots which have the serial number of the printer, date and time of printing encoded in them.

    I don't have a laser printer. I have a cheepo Lexmark ink printer. Do these have them?

    Uhm, not like I'm thinking of reporting a flaw or anything like that. Not me! Nosirree! Not me.

    qz

  9. why am I not surprised? on .xxx registry sues US government · · Score: 0, Troll

    That this comes from Florida, the most spam operator ridden state in the US?

    qz

  10. Re:Caching to the rescue? on HD Video Could 'Choke the Internet'? · · Score: 1
    It could come very close to "now". Release the vid to start "buffering" about 5 min before show is meant to start, get all the clients to start sucking down the torrent, with extra emphisis on the first 10min of video, then start when most of the swarm has the buffer, then just let the thing go as fast

    I don't think you got my point. very close is not now. I don't want it when they say I want it. I want it now! Meaning I want to watch it at midnight when my shift ends, at 3 in the morning when my shift ends, whenever I want. Not when it is being broadcast. BT does not allow for this.

    Let's face it. Live glitch free video is not available for the masses on the net at this moment in time.

    And yeah, I'm a neanderthal but sitting in front of my computer is not my bag for watching more than short clips.

    qz

  11. Re:Several problems with Vonage on Ahead of IPO, Vonage Faces User Complaints · · Score: 1

    They can't handle voice but they expect to handle video?

    qz

  12. yeah, uhm, ok on Google: The Missing Manual, Second Edition · · Score: 0, Troll
    Finally, Analytics is a service for tracking visitors to your site.

    Adblocked. 'Nuff said.

    qz

  13. Re:Caching to the rescue? on HD Video Could 'Choke the Internet'? · · Score: 1
    Funny that caching wasn't mentioned at all in TFA. It'd be good to see more use of BitTorrent at the ISP level to distribute videos around. That way, you could stream with high reliability from your ISP and they only pay for the download once.

    Does BT do live video on demand? I want the watch it NOW! How many peers watch what I watch? I want it NOW! BT does not deliver my NOW.

    qz

  14. Re:Buckle Up on Telecoms Facing $50 Billion Lawsuit for Wiretaps · · Score: 1
    He said since 9/11/01, not before. I'd say his logic is valid given the fact we've had many acts of terrorism on the WTC during the Clinton administration that still ignored the greater threat.

    Many acts? And those are? I recall a bomb attack in the garage but many?

    qz

  15. Re:I rock, all else sucks. on Ex-AppleCare Employee Describes Life Inside Apple · · Score: 1
    You've convinced me not to bother with this story when becomes deslashdotted. But jeez, what do you expect? Blogs are all about vanity. And yet people love this shit. That is what bothers me.

    Wish I had mod points.

    qz

  16. Welcome to the Machine on Ex-AppleCare Employee Describes Life Inside Apple · · Score: 1
    The majority of people in the organization are doing some form of tedious grunt work or another. Either grunt work on the phone, or with email or chat, or making those systems work. Once you've gone through the birthing period in your job where you learn what to do, it's one unimpressive day after another with the exact same duties giving you the exact same problems from the customers and the processes.

    This is life in nearly every company. Compare the developers in Apple or MS to the support staff (phone support, sales, janitors). I bet most large companies have more janitors than developers. Look at auto companies. How many design the cars vs build and sell them?

    The guy is more of a whiner than insightful.

    qz

  17. Re:I've Never Heard of Apple Corp on Apple vs Apple -- Judgment Day · · Score: 1

    Nice well thought out reply. The members of /. salute you.

    qz

  18. Re:All I have to say... on Apple vs Apple -- Judgment Day · · Score: 1

    I did get their apple. ;) Juicy! The Gimp is salivating.

    http://www.applecorps.com/apple.jpg

    And look at jeremyneech.com

    It was listed on their whois record.

    qz

  19. Re:All I have to say... on Apple vs Apple -- Judgment Day · · Score: 1

    From the site:

    This is a placeholder page for Apple Corps Ltd.

    Placeholding since 1997!!!!!!!

    Registrant:
    Apple Corps Limited
          27 Ovington Square
          London SW3 1LJ
          UK

          Domain Name: APPLECORPS.COM

          Administrative Contact:
                Apple Corps Limited jeremy@jeremyneech.com
                27 Ovington Square
                London SW3 1LJ
                UK
                +44 207 761 9600 fax: +44 207 584 0510

          Technical Contact:
                Network Solutions, LLC. customerservice@networksolutions.com
                13200 Woodland Park Drive
                Herndon, VA 20171-3025
                US
                1-888-642-9675 fax: 571-434-4620

          Record expires on 19-Feb-2008.
          Record created on 18-Feb-1997.
          Database last updated on 8-May-2006 21:46:07 EDT.

  20. Re:Good ridance to the malware! on Bearshare Shut Down by RIAA · · Score: 1
    RIAA dude: Please, RIAA Congressional Father, please help me. The Bear is still alive and it is eating me out of house and home.

    RIAA Congressional Father: Yez, I see your problem. The Bear is not a good Bear. It is a bad bear. I weel take care of your problem.

    RIAA Congressional Father: There will be a time. A time when I will ask a favor of you. There will be an election coming soon and it is not an inexpensive enterprise. I gather you know what I am saying?

    RIAA dude: Yes, RIAA Congressional Father, I do. I do know what you are saying. Thank you, RIAA Congressional Father, thank you.

    RIAA Congressional Father: Guido, you know what to do.

    qz

  21. Re:coding glitch or viral marketing? on MacBook Announcement Expected on Tuesday · · Score: 1

    Thank you for this. I have a vision... the Icat in GIMP.

    qz

  22. Re:I disagree on McAfee Feigns Fear at Mac Security · · Score: 1
    Please, stop with the FUD already. Most mac users keep up to date with news on mac security issues on mac news sites.

    They do? Since when? Proof, please.

    qz

  23. Re:Waste of $$$ on One Second Ads Hoping To Grab Your Eyes · · Score: 1
    I'm sick of my shares hovering between 30-38 for the last 2 and a half years.

    Perhaps you need to rethink your investment strategy.

    qz

  24. You broke it! on Microsoft Unveils Online Advertising Service · · Score: 1

    I get:

    The Microsoft adCenter system is undergoing maintenance

            Microsoft adCenter is currently undergoing regular system maintenance and is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

            We apologize for the inconvenience.

            Return to the Microsoft adCenter sign-in page.

  25. Nice work, WSJ!!! on New Piracy Loss Estimate · · Score: 1

    All it does is loop an advert for them. Skip Intro does a.... loop

    qz