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Microsoft Unveils Online Advertising Service

jwb4273 writes "Microsoft has released another weapon in its battle against Google. Steve Ballmer has announced today that Microsoft's web properties (MSN, Live, etc.) will no longer use Yahoo!'s advertising services, and will instead use Microsoft's new advertising platform 'adCenter'. For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship."

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  1. You Can Keep Your adCenter by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Search isn't the only place where adCenter will place advertising. In the future, Microsoft said, it expects to launch ads in e-mail, the Spaces blogging program, on mobile applications, in Office and on the Xbox.com Web site.
    That's wonderful! If there's one thing I enjoy about watching television, it's when my favorite program cuts to commercials and there's a guy with an annoying voice repeating everything. Damn, I just get elated at the prospect of someone soliciting products & services to me non-stop.

    Yeah, I also like it when I'm trying to read an article and a 20mb flash application kicks up on top of what I'm trying to read telling me about Toyota's Western Washington specials. Like TFA's advertisements. That sure is awesome.

    I love turning on the radio because I'm not looking for music, I'm looking for annoying talk about some product I'm missing out on. There's nothing like nodding your head to a good advertisement of a Fat Bastard impersonator trying to get you to come to Bub's Bar & Grill.

    And now you want to make my mobile device throw random messages at me. Hey, maybe you can interrupt my personal telephone calls with advertisements from an annoying sounding person! That would be great.

    And advertising in my productivity applications! And my games! *eye twitches* That's just ... great , it really is.

    But why stop there? What boundaries does my personal life have yet that you have failed to knock down adn ignore? What about the novels I read? Can they have advertisements that cover up the words until I read them? Or maybe you could make software that injects product placement into scripts and storylines?

    In fact, I love advertisements so much, you can tattoo me and inject electrodes into my head so all I do is think about Microsoft and how badly I want the XBox 360. Yes, I would finally be able to die happy!

    If you hadn't noticed, I was being sarcastic.
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    1. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Internet+Ronin · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm just waiting for the day when I'm in the middle of sex and my condom reminds me that a wide variety of complementary lubes, toys, emergency contraceptives, massage oils, sheets, mattresses, and porn are available.

      This is of course assuming I can get laid...

    2. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So that day will never come? (pun intended)

    3. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by mikesd81 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have no problem with unobtrusive ads in searches or hotmail and what not. Howerver, I *DO* have a problem w/ them in Office which I may have shelled money out for. Or any mobile application I may have paid for. Ads are to generate money so you *don't* have to pay to subscribe. If you're gonna put ads in bought for programs, then just make it Open Source and I'll happily click on an ad or two.

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    4. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by cultrhetor · · Score: 1

      "Search isn't the only place where adCenter will place advertising. In the future, Microsoft said, it expects to launch ads in e-mail, the Spaces blogging program, on mobile applications, in Office and on the Xbox.com Web site." And embedded in Media Player, all upcoming Xbox games, your checking account, your home, your wife, your kids, and the dog.

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    5. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by dougman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to nitpick, but TFA doesn't say anything about adCenter on your games. It says "xbox.com", not xbox.

      TFA doesn't give much detail either, so I'll wait to see if it really shows up in Office. I'd be VERY surprised to see that happen. What I can imagine is a stripped down freebie version that has ads to get eyeballs and to keep folks from switching to OpenOffice.

    6. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's neccesary to keep capitalism up, you dirty GNU/hippie!

    7. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by PhoenixK7 · · Score: 1

      OK, obtrusive ads are one thing, but you do realize that content doesn't pay for itself, and most people aren't willing to do things for free (or pay out-of-pocket) for bandwidth. If you want things to be adless, be prepared to pay for it. I for one am not, being a student and having little money to pay for subscriptions to every damn site I visit. Plus, I really don't mind ads so long as they don't violently flash and move or obscure content. Most people are selfish, if you don't like the ads either pay for the content or avoid that site. The only way advertisers will ever pay attention is if something isn't making them money.

      Go figure ;-)

    8. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by firl · · Score: 1

      Ads are extreeme annoyances, furthermore the ones that are embedded. that infect the programs that you do enjoy.

      What pisses me off is if im in the car and on the radio on a Talk show, they talk about how
      their "Brand Name Car" helped them get to work and how its soo nice.
      Its one thing that they have ad's but to put them in the program pisses me off.

      What I do to combat it is this.
      I keep a tally,

      See a commercial for Arbys? don't eat there
      Hear a commecrial for jewerly? buy at a competitor when needed
      See a billboard for a radio station? beer? don't listen / don't drink that.

      with that in mind.

      I usually try to keep my business to local mom and pop shops when I can.
      Publically supported radio stations (which I try to help) not those clear channel radio stations

      Now, I believe ad's have their places. If Im looking for something specefic? yellow pages, don't mind the ad's there cause I am LOOKING for it.

      As for flash ad's? I don't use flash anymore. (saves me hassles).

    9. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      In fact, I love advertisements so much, you can tattoo me and inject electrodes into my head so all I do is think about Microsoft and how badly I want the XBox 360. Yes, I would finally be able to die happy!

      Yeah, but how do you *really* feel?

      Years ago I stopped listening to commercial radio, stopped watching commercial television, and make it a point to avoid places, people and things that offer up any sort of commercially-inspired stimulus. I'd like to think myself progressive, but since T-shirts and clothing adorned with company logos are now all the rage, I think I must be either ahead of the times, or well behind them. Hell, I wonder if my license plate is too bare without the gratuitous car dealer information.

      At any rate, I doubt the average person notices. Or cares. Whether it's the proverbial pebble in the shoe, the 60Hz flicker in the fluorescent lighting, the drone of cheap background music over even cheaper speakers at the supermarket or gas station, or the billboard on the freeway, the effects are too subliminable to raise a fuss. I'd even go so far as to suggest it's the only colour people have in their lives and may welcome it. A content-free web page without a cheerful ad is just too ... empty. And in a consumer-oriented culture, not being encouraged buy something takes the fun out of things in much the same way as slows economic growth, the spread of democracy, and hinders the war on terrorism.

      Or something like that.

      $ ftp ftp.microsoft.com
      Connected to ftp.microsoft.com.
      220 Microsoft FTP Service
      Name (ftp.microsoft.com:value_added): anonymous
      331 Anonymous access allowed, send identity (e-mail name) as password.
      Password:
      230-Welcome to FTP.MICROSOFT.COM. Where do you want to go today? Visit http://www.amazon.com/
      230 Anonymous user logged in.
      Remote system type is Windows_NT.
      ftp> quit
      221 Thank you for using Microsoft products. Remember, Vons is value. Play hard. Do evil. Tastes great and less filling. This message brought to you by Fox News.

      Flash ads in Outlook? No problem.

    10. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that wants to see popup adds on people's windshields? I mean think about the possibilities. A popup for a tire manufacturer could make it looks like it's raining and throw a bus in the road coming your way!

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    11. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by debraj · · Score: 1

      Why does everyone flip out at the sound of ads, taking stands on a very black and white view of possible business model and channels of delivery.

      Given the ubiquity of MS Office, think of how it might benefit small businesses and the general productivity if the layman of Microsoft floated a lighter version of MS Office for "free", where it would place ads.

      It would be truly foolish to think that Microsoft would want to place obtrusive or not-so-well-thought-out ad-strategies in its top-shelf products that have 90% market share.

      As for adCenter, its about time for an also-ran to start running.

    12. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by rtaylor · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for the day when I'm in the middle of sex and my condom reminds me that a wide variety of complementary lubes, toys, emergency contraceptives, massage oils, sheets, mattresses, and porn are available.

      If that happens, put a muffle on it.

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    13. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect they mean Office Live, which incidentally I just saw an advertisement for.

    14. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by zootm · · Score: 1

      ...there's a guy with an annoying voice repeating everything.

      Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
      Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
      Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
      Wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man!
    15. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure all of those companies will miss not having a cheap bastard like yourself as a customer. Did you pay anything for that radio talk show you're listening to? No? How the hell do you expect them to produce your entertainment when you're to cheap to pay for it?

    16. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by evillorddan · · Score: 1

      Wow, these protocols are getting more and more cryptic, aren't they? :)

    17. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Freebie version? Nah... lower cost version ... maybe.

      I expect the educational version, and standard version (for
      "home use") will include ads in the near future. Only the corporate enterprises licenses will dodge them for any length of time.

      I already despise the new acrobat reader for including that annoying pink toolbar button to take you to its online print services. Its just a matter of days before that button starts rotating other "services" I might want.

      I don't expect it yet on the desktop itself...yet, but I wouldn't be surprised to see "adcenter" be part of Vista's successors "home" edition user experience. Aeroglass ads... :/

    18. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by MightyMartian · · Score: 1
      Why does everyone flip out at the sound of ads, taking stands on a very black and white view of possible business model and channels of delivery.

      Because our civilization has become bogged down by intrusive marketing. Beautiful vistas ruined by ugly billboards, magazine articles cut in half to make space glitzy adverts, pop up ads when you're trying to read something on a web page, there's a point at which some of us just want to take the nearest marketer and plunge something sharp and pointy into their head.

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    19. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      For some reason, that made me about this . Hey, if tossing false positives up on the monitor keeps the TSA screeners focused, what could possibly go wrong with tossing false images up on the windshield to keep a driver awake?

    20. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      In the future, Microsoft said, it expects to launch ads in e-mail

      When Gmail doesn't need this and still clearly make a profit and Google's revenue is still almost entirely ad-based, and MS base their revenue mostly by selling products, why do MS need to do this as soon as they enter the ad market? Is it pure greed or inefficiency in using their revenues?

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    21. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by debraj · · Score: 1

      Understood.

      But nothing comes for free. If Google is providing certain services and is promising to continue to provide value through technology over the next decade, then it is claiming to do so because these ads and its related business model is going to feed them.

      It is naive to expect that ads are bad. I honestly don't know how much my consumer habits respond to ads, but I fully understand how that enables some savvy business models to provide tremendous value for "free" to end users like me today.

      However, ads thrown at you in a poorly thought way are their own animal. It is premature at this point to expect that Microsoft does not know how, when, and where to deliver its ads and why.. right on the first day of adCenter, and people pulling their hair out over this rhetoric.

      However, again, I fully understand what you have said though. And I quite appreciate that this world is getting submerged in consumerism. The ads... incidentally, are just a small (very small) manifestation of that.

      Debraj

    22. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by plantman-the-womb-st · · Score: 1

      Normally I don't respond to ACs but this time...

      Remember when cable TV was born? It was supposed to end ads on TV because you were paying for the subscription instead of getting free. I did pay for it for awhile but guess what? The ads didn't stop. I, like many many people I know, would be extremely willing to pay for (and I mean top dollar) quality entertainment that is ad free. I do in fact, I spend roughly $2000 a year helping to fund my local NPR station and a local radio station know as KEXP. I'm preparing to drop the KEXP however, rmostly because many of their current shows are begining to suck and I no longer really listen.

      Would I pay for an internet news feed? Yes, in fact I pay for a couple. Would I pay for TV? I would if I was offered the ablity to pick which stations I get and those stations were adless. I can think of four staions I would pay for eagerly, provided those were the ONLY stations I received, the NASA channel, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network and my local Spanish language station. But, they don't offer me this. I would pay what I'm asked to pay for 2000 some odd channels, that I never watch, just for these 4. Will we ever see this? No, we won't. If you think the only reason they run ads is to pay for content, you are dead wrong.

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    23. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by milimetric · · Score: 1

      Damn, I just get elated at the prospect of someone soliciting products & services to me non-stop

      that's pretty messed up dude

    24. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would prefer to be a cheap bastard than an Anonymous Coward.

      *Clicks Submit*

      Oh Fuck!!

    25. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by Kent+Recal · · Score: 2, Funny

      there's a point at which some of us just want to take the nearest marketer and plunge something sharp and pointy into their head.

      Please aim for the chest.
      Or do you really expect to hit anything worthwhile when plunging into the head?

    26. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by mikesd81 · · Score: 1

      And with that I'm fine. But If I'm to pay for an application, especially as much as Office is,it better not have ads. If they released a version that was free and still had the basic features, I can handle ads in that.

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    27. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Be careful, you are setting yourself up for a fall. You have lowered your defences, and the next time you do accidently come across one of the new advertising techniques, you will unable to fight it off.

    28. Re:You Can Keep Your adCenter by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Cool, a muffle made from human flesh. Nice and warm for getting through the winter!

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  2. pr0n and brand protection by Douglas+Simmons · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    My greatest disappointment with Google was their having rejected my site for their advertising brokering. Yes it has some T&A, but the ass is of class. You dig?

    Seriously -- Whereas Microsoft has accomodated customers with risqué XBOX games, do you think they might cut struggling pr0nographers like me some slack and be less -- or more, rather :) --] anal than Google? At the least they ought to set the bar for advertising association at the same level as their content of their video games, the titles of which include Playboy: The Mansion, lest they exercise a double standard.

    1. Re:pr0n and brand protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems kind of two-faced of Google. They provide millions with an easy way to find porn. They cache millions of pornographic images. Yet they won't let a porn site use their ad brokering?

    2. Re:pr0n and brand protection by fireboy1919 · · Score: 1

      They will. Imagine the future:

      Pornography and online gaming at hundreds of times the speed of your normal advertising service provider. It's so easy to use, and the surgery to implant it in the base of your skull is so painless, that Microsoft is sure to be number one.

      Microsoft's new spokesman.

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    3. Re:pr0n and brand protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for that link. I had to killall firefox-bin after I turned on popups for that site.

      Fucker.

    4. Re:pr0n and brand protection by Phillup · · Score: 1

      All I saw was a big assed square with the "plugin needed" icon.

      Since I'm not willing to install flash, there is little chance I'd enable popups.

      I can find porn without going thru all that trouble...

      (not that any of it is hard, it just isn't worthwhile)

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
    5. Re:pr0n and brand protection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a porn site. The Yzzerdd site is from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. When you visit the site all that happens is your system is bogged down with hundreds of popups just like in the show (except they don't appear in your room).

  3. This will only help Google. by Avillia · · Score: 0

    Prepare to watch 'Divide and Conquer' in action, kids!

    1. Re:This will only help Google. by TorAvalon · · Score: 1

      Please explain... how will this only help Google?

  4. Microsoft & Yahoo by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1, Interesting
    For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship."

    I'm sure this is meant as a bargaining chip. "See what you have to lose if you don't go with us, Yahoo?"

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    1. Re:Microsoft & Yahoo by Nazo-San · · Score: 1

      Alternately, and this is what I'm crossing my fingers and praying on, it may mean bargaining has broken down and they have already given up on trying to team up with Yahoo against Google.

      I'm just so excited at the prospect of a new slightly less crappy big thing coming in and challenging Microsoft. Right now the problem is they haven't had to compete in a fair fight since OS/2. Microsoft needs to be knocked down a few pegs already.

    2. Re:Microsoft & Yahoo by Nazo-San · · Score: 1

      Wow. Uhm, I haven't had any caffeine yet. OS/2 a fair fight? Lol, they were both gouging and making low blows, but, it was never a fair fight. OS/2 never really stood a chance with IBM's tactics. Besides, what in the name of whatever deities they may believe in were they thinking when they put MS in charge of OS/2... Expecting Bill to just hand them something to defeat his plans for Windows with and it just work wonders and take over the world for IBM was just stupid. No, Microshaft hasn't competed fairly ever since before it was even Microshaft Incorporated.

  5. Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Bill+Dimm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I actually wanted to run an ad with this service, I would go to adcenter.msn.com, click the "Sign up today" link and get "Microsoft adCenter does not currently support the web browser you are using. Please sign in using Internet Explorer 6+." If I then click the "More about system requirements" link nothing happens. I guess I'll just keep my money.

    1. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by OakDragon · · Score: 1
      Wow, turning away customers.

      Tire center clerk: Now, before we mount your new tires, what kind of vehicle are you driving?

      Customer: It's a Toyota Corolla.

      Tire center clerk: Oh, sorry, we don't support the car you're driving...

      Customer: Huh?

      Tire center clerk: You see, you can't put these tires on a Toyota. Toyota's don't have the "advanced features" that these tires require....

    2. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Dachannien · · Score: 1

      That's okay, because non-IE websurfers probably won't see your ads, either.

    3. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where's the hue and cry about this? After all, everyone was shrieking about web pages that display "Use firefox, click here" not long ago.

    4. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Rgb465 · · Score: 1
      From said page's javascript:
      if(!isIE6plus) //support IE only for now

      ...which makes me suspect they *will* support other browsers in the future....either that, or they will drop support for IE. ;)
      To find out why they dont support them know, issue the following javascript commands at that page:
      document.getElementById('contentDiv').style.displa y = 'block';
      document.getElementById('redirectLinkDiv').style.d isplay = 'none';
      ..Which will remove the browser warning and display the rest of the page. Under Firefox 1.5.0.3 it is *really* screwed up. A quick look at my CSS debugger shows about 50 errors from non-standard CSS tags.
    5. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Microsoft adCenter does not currently support the web browser you are using.
      What's even weirder, is that you got this message even when you weren't asking them to support anything.

      "Support" has been redefined to mean "interoperate with."

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    6. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by moochfish · · Score: 1

      As an advertiser I would be concerned my ads might not be getting shown to non-IE browers. Talk about a bad way to start a business relationship.

    7. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by DevanJedi · · Score: 2, Informative

      It gets worse- if you try to report the problem here: http://support.adcenter.msn.com/ and you click on the link that says "I am having difficulty creating an account" it takes you to an Email support form that *requires you to enter your adcenter ID*. I thought I just told you I was having trouble creating an account and now you *require* my adcenter ID? Some people just don't want my business...

    8. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I found the link for you. Turns out it doesn't work with IE 7 either.

      http://advertising.msn.com/msn-adcenter/essentials /system-requirements

    9. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Milton+Waddams · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe you should stop using lynx

    10. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Toyota's don't have the "advanced features" that these tires require....

      You must be talking about the part where the car quits automatically all by itself... thus taking a load off the tires and "making them last longer".

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    11. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by ballwall · · Score: 1

      Why why why are people still doing this?

      I don't understand it. Why write a page in such a way that is guaranteed not to work properly in other browsers?

      I can understand not making the effort to ensure pixel perfect comparisons between the various browsers, but this is like complete disregard for other browsers even existing. You're shooting yourself in the foot before you even publish.

      For regular user sites it's almost understandable from MS's persepective I guess... easy way to force at least some IE use.

      But for their ad program? If a user is going so far as to register ads on a search engine, chances are they've got enough of a clue to not be using IE in the first place. People buying ads are probably the same people who run websites, who themselves know (hopefully) that there exist browsers besides IE.

    12. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      I'm using Firefox 1.5.0.3 on Linux 2.6.9-34 and I get the same result as the parent. Clearly, it's not a problem of being out of date.

      Also the adCenter site is pretty bad at certificates. I get a warning on every freakin' page. Sure glad I don't use MS products. If they can't even build a secure webpage properly, I'm sure as hell not trusting them to build my OS.

    13. Re:Non-IE Customers Not Wanted by jbash · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not only that, but IE on a Mac doesn't work. You can only access MSN's Adcenter using IE with Windows.

  6. Related to the recent lawsuit against yahoo? by rjhubs · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this has something to do with Yahoo being sued over alleged pay-per-click fraud Just throwing it out there.

  7. Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by TheNoxx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The only way Microsoft has to promote their inferior product has been FUD campaigns and tons of self-promotion through marketing. They don't want any allies that could be potential rivals, and that includes Yahoo. Unless they intend to buy Yahoo (like they did with Bungie and Rare), they probably don't want to support a partner in a field they could dominate themselves for more profits. The only "allies" I've seen them interested in have been PC makers, and those are more like forced partnerships than friendly cooperations.

    Go ahead, mod me down. You know I speak the truth.

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    1. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by Zerathdune · · Score: 1

      you expected to be modded down for that? you must be new here.

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    2. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by bittmann · · Score: 1
      For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship.

      1. Offer to "partner" with successful company.
      2. Cut legs out from under "partner". Absorb all of "partner's" customers.
      3. ???
      4. Profit. Maybe - or maybe not. It doesn't matter. All that matters is that a non-Microsoft company which was once making money off of computers now isn't.

    3. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by TheNoxx · · Score: 0, Troll

      Eh, I just know my dear /.'s been flooded with migrant ms fanboys, at least enough to either balance out modding up or mod me down in spite of other, more sensible mod point spending.

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    4. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Dude, in the Microsoft world view, there are only two kinds of people: Customers and Competitors.

      If you aren't one, you're the other. Just ask anyone who ever thought they were Microsoft's "partner."

    5. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by Dunkirk · · Score: 1

      What we really need around here is a [-1] "Asked for it" mod. I just want to oblige people whenever and wherever I can, you know?

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    6. Re:Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech... by Phillup · · Score: 1

      Quick!

      Name one competitor that doesn't use MS products somewhere in their business.

      In MS world view you are either a customer... or a ludite.

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      --Phillip

      Can you say BIRTH TAX
  8. Microsoft's size is it's biggest asset... by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and it's biggest liability.

    They're so damned huge that the left hand really honestly doesn't know what the right one is doing. At least it sure seems that way, doesn't it?

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    rediculous.
    1. Re:Microsoft's size is it's biggest asset... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's a biblical thing. Matthew 6:3. Look it up!

  9. Still no competitor to AdSense by DaHat · · Score: 3, Informative

    While anyone with a website or blog can sign up for AdSense and add it to their page... the same cannot yet be said for adCenter as for now it is only for Microsoft (and close partner) web properties.

    1. Re:Still no competitor to AdSense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be interesting to see if Microsoft would open up to the public's websites. I would love to run Google ads and MS ads to see which makes the most profit. 1. Google 2. Microsoft 3. ????? 4. Profit!!

  10. Makes all sorts of sense. by Rachel+Lucid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's a difference between allowing people to do things with your software you'd rather them not (like looking up porn / google-smut), and actively appearing like you are endorsing such things (such as providing ad revenue for a porn site). One is passive endorsement, the other is proactive endorsement. It's like offering BitTorrent and looking the other way when it's used to rebroadcast American Idol episodes.

  11. M$ says "me too" by jet_silver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If there is ever a sign that a company is losing its relevance, it's when it stops innovating and starts copying its successful rivals. All this story says is that M$ has lots of places to put ads, and they're going to do it. What better way to please customers can you imagine?

    1. Re:M$ says "me too" by Ponies_OMG · · Score: 1

      I guess they started going downhill when they bought QDOS to compete against CP/M.

    2. Re:M$ says "me too" by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      If there is ever a sign that a company is losing its relevance, it's when it stops innovating and starts copying its successful rivals.

      If there is ever a sign that a company is completely idiotic, it's when it stops learning from its competitors' actions.

      All this story says is that M$ has lots of places to put ads, and they're going to do it. What better way to please customers can you imagine?

      The summary makes it quite clear that they're replacing their existing Yahoo! ads with their own system. It's hardly adding new ads.

  12. Ads in Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is this about them wanting to put ads into Office? Unless they are planning on giving out a free version that has ads, I highly doubt people are going to like that one bit. Paying $400 for a program that displays ads is BS. I don't any company or person is going to deal with that.

    Unless they are wanting to push most people to something else I don't think that will fly very well.

    1. Re:Ads in Office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      you paid $1200 for that flatscreen that does nothing but show you ads. you pay $80 monthly for cable to get a whole bunch more targeted ads.

      Why not do it now?

    2. Re:Ads in Office? by Soulflame_2 · · Score: 1

      Assuming Microsoft puts ads into Office, any time anyone mentions this to me, I'll be sure to point out the existance of Open Office. Free, no ads, all the basic functionality home users need.

    3. Re:Ads in Office? by jxyama · · Score: 1
      It used to be that you pay $5 to go see a movie and only "ads" you saw were in the form of movie trailers and messages to visit the concession stand.

      These days, you pay $12 to sit through 30 minutes of real "commercials" of everything from soda to local car dealerships.

      I stopped going to movies since I couldn't stand paying money to watch ads which had nothing to do with the movie experience. I can sit at home and watch same ads on my TV for "free."

      It seems I am still the minority since people still go to theaters. They are probably just as annoyed about the ads as me, but they really want to see the movie so they "tolerate" them.

  13. Stock manipulation anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    ...For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship...

    Could it be that someone wanted to manipulate the stock of either Microsoft or Yahoo. If this has been rolled out in two counries, and a 6000 customer pilot program, Somebody has to have known about it before today's news. It's completely obvious if Microsoft is going to compete directly with Yahoo's cash cow, their bread and butter, their /* new aphorism goes here */ Then the probability of Microsoft buying Yahoo is like the probability of catching Michael Jackson dating a 35 year old woman.

    For anyone that doesn't know it already...don't use slashdot to pick stocks

  14. Mixed Feelings by MOtisBeard · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Wow, I have such incredibly mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I have loathed Microsoft and Bill Gates ever since that angry letter he wrote calling people thieves for sharing copies of his BASIC interpreter for the Altair 8800. On the other hand, the world of advertisement brokers is bursting at the seams with companies that can't even be trusted as far as you can trust Microsoft (let's face it, you can't *really* trust Microsoft, but you can trust them to be Microsoft, to be there tomorrow, and to adhere to some degree to their own Terms of Service). Google AdSense needs some real competition... they turned down our torrent site simply because it's a torrent site, in spite of the lack of pr0n, the DMCA compliance statement, and the fact that most of our torrents are public domain or otherwise of no interest to MPAA.

    Is this going to give me a reason to choose Microsoft for something over Google??? The mind boggles.

    1. Re:Mixed Feelings by FatMacDaddy · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but given MS's stance on DRM and so forth, I would expect them to be even less sympathetic to your cause than Google. I'll be curious to see if your experience with them is any different, if not worse.

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  15. In OFFICE? by BrianH · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, I can just imagine how well that's going to go over in our large site. How does MS expect to sell this to the corporate market? "Yes, MS Office is the most popular productivity suite in the world! And as an added bonus, we'll kill YOUR companies productivity by distracting all of your employees with tempting ads! Think about the boon to the economy! Instead of all those employees wasting time working for YOU, they can be promoting commerce and boosting the economy by spending their working hours shopping online!"

    Even making it easy to disable wouldn't assuage many CTO's, because there is still a productivity loss as the IT guys disable the ads. It may be simple for one, but when you have thousands of installations, sometimes spread out over multiple locations, it's going to cost real money to fix.

    The old adage "Cutting off your nose to spite your face" comes to mind here. They're going to anger the majority of their customers, just to make it look like they're "competing" with Google. MS really has fallen...they're transforming themselves from the largest software company in the world into freaking Doubleclick.

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    1. Re:In OFFICE? by bealzabobs_youruncle · · Score: 1

      I think the comment was in reference to Office Live, not PC/work station installs. And how much do your techs suck that they don't disable it on install, not really requiring an extra labor, unless you work for such a nasty company that they count your mouse clicks as wasted energy???

    2. Re:In OFFICE? by dxminxs · · Score: 0

      Clippy is your friend, he will only guide you to relevant ads, not distractions!

    3. Re:In OFFICE? by BrianH · · Score: 1

      The comment said Office, and didn't specify Live or Client. You're assuming that they meant live because it makes sense on the surface, but MS is going to need to justify the expense of the project and getting ads into the productivity suite on the client side promises the largest ROI. You'll pardon me if I don't automatically assume that MS will pass up on profitability to do the right thing :)

      As for the time taken to disable these distractions: if an Office installation takes 30 additional seconds because the installer has to disable a bunch of useless junk, that will add up to real money when the number of installations in large companies are factored into the equation. Every minute that a tech wastes configuring useless "features" is a minute taken away from that techs normal job duties, and another extra minute that his next repair is going to have to wait.

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  16. X-BOX by Daemon69 · · Score: 0

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    1. Re:X-BOX by TorAvalon · · Score: 1

      XBox.com not the X-Box

  17. Information by kratei · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "AdCenter will give advertisers sophisticated information about consumers, including their location, age, gender and sometimes, their level of wealth. That's more than what Google and Yahoo! offer, said Joe Doran, senior director for monetization in Microsoft's MSN ad-planning group."

    I'm curious which of their many sources they plan to use to get this info. Will they just borrow as much personal data as they can from your windows box and plug it into their ad service? Will they "patch" windows the way other spyware companies do? Do they already have all this info? I suppose I simply don't the idea of another more invasive ad program out there, but then I suppose it won't effect me immediatly, since I never use IE.

    Oh, BTW, how would you like your job title to be "senior director for monetization." Is "monetization" even a word?

    1. Re:Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm curious which of their many sources they plan to use to get this info.

      I doubt they'll take it from Windows. More likely they'll take the information from your Hotmail user profile (although I know a lot of people fake this). They might also get information from things you have bought in the past from msn, past search results, and maybe previous ads you have clicked on, or not clicked on (it might be wise not to keep showing the same annoying ads that you never click on). They could also gain some information on you through things like msnbc. If you tend to read a lot of technology articles, or sports articles, or health articles, it might help them find out what you would be likely to buy.

      The problem of course is how do they do this without driving all their customers away.
    2. Re:Information by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another conspiracy theory run amuck.

      Take a look the information collected by Passport across various sites. I'm not positive but I think Hotmail for one (sorry Windows Live Mail) asks for age and gender. I'm not sure if it also asks for your income category, but plenty of sites have that listed. Location is simply by IP.

      Large companies don't need to go datamining computers through spyware since people volunteer a ton of information willingly all over the place in exchange for the change to win something or to receive something for free. And if you use Google, Microsoft or Yahoo for your email they already have more than enough information as it is. All it takes is for an automated process to sift through your mailbox and assign you a bunch of categories you might be interested in.

      I don't see Google far behind since it now has the option to sign-in right on its search section. Why would you need to sign in to use a search engine if not to get targetted ads?

    3. Re:Information by DragonWriter · · Score: 1
      Oh, BTW, how would you like your job title to be "senior director for monetization." Is "monetization" even a word?



      Yes, it refers to a government printing or coining money, especially as a means of paying off its debt. (For debt repayment, this is a bad and destabilizing thing, and one of the things "independent" central banks were created to avoid.)

      In the context of the Microsoft job title, it sounds like someone was looking for something that it sound like it had to do with making money by selling ads in existing products and services, didn't like "Advertising Sales", thought "commercialization" was too clear, typed "monetization" into Word and didn't get a spelling error and assumed that since it sounded to them like it meant what it was supposed to mean, and it apparently was actually a word, it was the word they were looking for.

      Or, maybe, its a clue that Microsoft sees the opportunity to sell advertising space -- even in already-commercial products -- as a "license to print money".
    4. Re:Information by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Personal Search keeps a(nother) history of your searches, so that you can review them.
      I occasionally check it when I kind stumble across things I know I've seen because I
      didn't bookmark, and they've slipped out of browser history. However, the cookie
      constantly expires so I only have spotty coverage as I don't actually use gmail.

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  18. They're driving YHOO price down by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    They're doing this to drive down the stock price of Yahoo, so it will be easier to purchase. It's just another clever tactic when you want to exercise your monopoly power.

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    1. Re:They're driving YHOO price down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a YHOO stockholder, I for one welcome my Gatesian overlords.

    2. Re:They're driving YHOO price down by kingrambutan · · Score: 1

      Clever analysis, that. YHOO up $0.09.

    3. Re:They're driving YHOO price down by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Really? I'm curious as to why you think this exercises the "monopoly power". In what way, exactly?

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    4. Re:They're driving YHOO price down by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

      If investors perceive Microsoft's "going it alone" as a blow to Yahoo's relationship with them, then the price of Yahoo should go down if Microsoft is the marketshare leader (on the idea that Yahoo will have a tough time competing with Microsoft's immense cash flow). Then once the price of Yahoo is down, Microsoft can swoop in and buy them out. That's pretty much what I was thinking... although IANAFA (financial analyst).

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    5. Re:They're driving YHOO price down by dedazo · · Score: 1

      Cash flow or not, Microsoft is not the market leader here, not by a longshot. This theory of yours may be correct, but that does not make Microsoft any different from Oracle or Yahoo, for that matter, and at no point does it involve "monopoly power". You have to be a monopoly in a given market to begin with, and that's not the case.

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  19. At some point... by geoff+lane · · Score: 1

    ... the interests of the advert part of MS and the OS part of MS will clash. Wonder which will win?

  20. privacy invasive by Bert690 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Funny how they tout their privacy-invasive demographic targeting stuff as a distinguishing feature of their system compared to Google. It's one thing for MS to know a lot about you, but by affecting the display of ads based on your personal information, some of it is being leaked to advertisers each time you click. No thanks, MS.

    1. Re:privacy invasive by Tankko · · Score: 1

      No thanks, MS.

      Like you have a choice?

    2. Re:privacy invasive by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      Don't you know, its perfectly OK for a big company to track what you do with your computer and maintain a profile on you -as long as its for profit.

      But if the government wants to do it in the name of national security, that's just plain wrong!

      Not saying either is right, just that people seem to be much less worried about Big Company as Big Brother than they are about Big Government as Big Brother.

    3. Re:privacy invasive by FatMacDaddy · · Score: 1

      I couldn't have said it better myself. Fortunately, it sounds like this can be avoided by not using IE or Office. Looks like I'm home free! (I hope!)

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  21. Is this just by nonuttin · · Score: 1

    Another case of Microsoft biting it's own nose to spite it's own face?

    1. Re:Is this just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For fuck's sake....

      It is "its" not "it's".

      Dozy cunt!

  22. mod parent up by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

    Control of Operating System + control of anti-spyware/adware software + vested interest on datamining your box to advertise to you ======> MS Spyware(tm).

  23. In other news.... by cyphercell · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In order to combat FOSS Microsoft has set aside it's shared source licenses and opted for the shareware route. Eventually, all Microsoft products will be available free for download if you agree to reveal your age, gender, and income bracket.

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  24. BFD. by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 1

    Just another ad service to list in AdBlock's filters. Nothing to see here...

  25. MSFT & YHOO - misinterpretation by DamienMcKenna · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Microsoft is a tough bedmate. They'll pay Yahoo a few million as part of the courting process, get a good look at the goods, scr3w them a few times, then cut and run. Yahoo will cry ("you said you loved me"), probably sue, and loose a vast quantity of market share in the process; meanwhile Microsoft will have spent a few million crippling yet another competitor and gain major amounts of insight and technologies. In the end MSFT's focus is turning this into a two-horse race - them and Google, Yahoo is an innocent victim on MSFT's butcher's table.

    Damien

  26. I Can See it Now... by alphasubzero949 · · Score: 1

    When a user tries to save a Word document, Office will notify that person in a large dialog with the text beneath the ad window: "Your document C:\My Documents\Work\Important.doc will be saved right after these short messages from our sponsors." *Crash*

  27. Return to the 90's by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ads seem to work for TV but duh, weren't ads who were financiating all those .com bubbles before they bankrupted?

    1. Re:Return to the 90's by harvardian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if only Google had become profitable, the whole ad revenue model might have worked out. Too bad.

    2. Re:Return to the 90's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ads seem to work for TV but duh, weren't ads who were financiating all those .com bubbles before they bankrupted?
      I do not know which is more pathetic, your comment, or the moderator who modded you as "interesting".

      Have you been asleep for the past five or six years? The dot com bubble bust got rid of the idiots and venture capitalists who did not know what they were doing; into that void stepped companies like Google and Yahoo who are making tons of cash with targetted internet advertising. That is why Microsoft is trying to get into the internet advertising game now - Microsoft is late to the party, trying to buy their way into a new market they did not create and do not understand.
  28. Floppingwienervision?? by mobby_6kl · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, how the fuck can an article get tagged "floppingwienervision"?
    I can't imagine more than 2-3 people out of the whole /. horde coming up with this description, and I'm sure it takes more than that to get an article tagged.

    1. Re:Floppingwienervision?? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the Microserfs' nickname for it?

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    2. Re:Floppingwienervision?? by BrianPan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's like the taggers can read my mind. Crazy.

    3. Re:Floppingwienervision?? by bunions · · Score: 1

      I had originally thought the tagging thing would be stupid but it looks like it may turn out to be worthwhile after all.

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    4. Re:Floppingwienervision?? by cfavader · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine more than 2-3 people out of the whole /. horde didn't tag it with floppingwienervision.

  29. The whole HOSTS file thing... by HTL2001 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well I guess they do plan ahead... seeing as how you cannot block anything from microsoft in the hosts file as its hardcoded

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    1. Re:The whole HOSTS file thing... by swedub · · Score: 1

      You can block Hotmail.com with the HOSTS file. We have already blocked Hotmail from a few machines in the office that way.

    2. Re:The whole HOSTS file thing... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      "Well I guess they do plan ahead... seeing as how you cannot block anything from microsoft in the hosts file as its hardcoded"

      Hey, congratulations - that's the perfect premise for another new Mac ad.

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  30. Location, Age, Gender, and Level of Wealth? by kludge99 · · Score: 1

    From the article:
    "AdCenter will give advertisers sophisticated information about consumers, including their location, age, gender and sometimes, their level of wealth."

    Could MS be misusing all of that registration data they have been collecting? Or have they silently added another few hundred lines to their EULA / TOS?

    Strike 3 you're outta there!

    1. Re:Location, Age, Gender, and Level of Wealth? by Bert690 · · Score: 2, Informative
      From the article: "AdCenter will give advertisers sophisticated information about consumers, including their location, age, gender and sometimes, their level of wealth."

      Could MS be misusing all of that registration data they have been collecting? Or have they silently added another few hundred lines to their EULA / TOS?

      Yep, especially considering that 87% of U.S. citizens can be uniquely identified by Zip+Gender+date of birth (see Sweeney, Uniqueness of Simple Demographics in the U.S. Population, 2000). They may as well be handing over your full name too.

    2. Re:Location, Age, Gender, and Level of Wealth? by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      And as I implied in an earlier post, if a governmental department were found to be collecting and disseminating this kind of information, we'd be having Congressional hearings tomorrow. We seem to be worried about how anti-terrorism bills cut into privacy (wether tapping phone lines or monitoring net traffick), but nobody seems to worry when big companies are doing that and more.

    3. Re:Location, Age, Gender, and Level of Wealth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep, especially considering that 87% of U.S. citizens can be uniquely identified by Zip+Gender+date of birth (see Sweeney, Uniqueness of Simple Demographics in the U.S. Population, 2000). They may as well be handing over your full name too.
      No wonder marketers hate me. When I move (every couple years) I screw up their attempts at zietgeist.

      Maybe someday they'll stop being ticks on society's collective ass and get real jobs. (sigh) A man can dream, can't he?
  31. Nothing new by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

    It just looks like standard MicroSoft practices here, just occurring faster than normal. It usually takes a whole month before they start screwing them over.

    I don't know why anyone would want to be "affiliated" with MicroSoft, considering their history. Their usual tactic is announce an "affiliation", get into the company, steal all the intresting IP they can, then screw the hell out of them.

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  32. First step in the Ultimate Plan by mollusk · · Score: 4, Funny

    For years, people have wondered where Microsoft was going. A seemingly endless supply of ill-conceived and contradictory decisions, failed business projects, and general mismanagement gave the impression that there was no clear corporate vision. With the satuaration of the OS and Office software market, no one knew where MS would turn next to sustain the drug of growth.

    No one except me, that is. Some said MS would go into being a conten provider. You fools. Porn sites are content providers, MS sells no porn. Others thought that Bill and Company were looking to get into the embedded device market. WTF were they smoking? Embedded devices have no need for brand names. Who cares what your VCR runs other than stinkfingered cheeto monkeys watching tapes of Enterprise frame by frame to see the T'Pol nipple shot?

    No, the future is clear. MS must take their marketing talent and money to a new market. One that is unaccustomed to the trench fighting of the Tech sector. A ripe plum. Yes, I am talking about the snack cake market.

    With the considerable leverage and investment capability, MS has the chance to swoop into the prepackaged pastry industry like Hitler into Poland. Sarah Lee is ripe for a takeover with the failure of their X-99 project of dehydrated cupcakes. With such a strong base, competitor after competitor could be gobbled up. In a few short years, there would be only one source for Coffee cakes, Twinkies, HoHo, DingDongs, Chocodiles, zingers, and snowballs.

    Think I'm crazy? Get off the smack. The signs are there. The Xbox is nothing more than an activity inhibitor. Less active children eat more cupcakes. The BSOD was a conditioning system. Once MS introduces the blue frosting on their signautre snack bites, the dollars will flow.

    This latest project is just a cover. The only ads running on the system in 10 years will be for BillBills and BalmerDogs. I just don't understand why people don't see it. Sheep.

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    1. Re:First step in the Ultimate Plan by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 3, Funny

      Dvorak, is that you?

    2. Re:First step in the Ultimate Plan by krray · · Score: 0

      Embedded devices have no need for brand names. Who cares what your VCR runs other than stinkfingered cheeto monkeys watching tapes of Enterprise frame by frame to see the T'Pol nipple shot?

      There's a T'Pol nipple shot? Which episode is that in (or are they in)???

      No, really. :)

  33. announcing a collaboration with a company and by ranjix · · Score: 1

    after that coming with competing products against that company? that's not the microsoft I know... the microsoft I know would bundle the adCenter in all the versions of windows down to 3.1 and then pop ads in between any 2 key strokes from the user.

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  34. Gray Usually is a Color by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Hey I thought you mac user creative artist types knew a thing or two about colors. Look at most grays and they have color in them. Compare a gray with magenta to a gray with cyan -- big difference. But maybe you missed that when you instantly became an "artist" because you can tweak images going clicky clicky with the one button mouse.

    I am guessing in your rant on gray you are refering to the box color of the PC's. Which is even more revealing of your lack of artistry or metaphor -- most Macs I've seen lately are white which within the reflective color model in which they exist is not a color at all but the absense of color. A lot of PC's these days, including the Dell I am currently using, are black which is the presence of all colors.

    And your sense of history isn't much more accurate. I worked extensively with Illustrator, Photoshop, AppleScript and Hypercard card back in the 80's /early 90's. I still have an Illustrator 88 box I keep for nostalgic reasons -- it came out as the upgraded Illustrator in 1988. But I haven't seriously touched a mac since the early 90's. It's a stale overpriced platform for the pretensious people who don't know what they are doing. Plenty of OS's and machines can do what a mac does far cheaper and often better. This is why Apple has been hemmoraging marketshare on the desktop for years.

    Apple's profits come from the iPod and most movie special effects are built in Linux that's the world we live in today.

    Seriously, if Microsoft Office is your tool for creativity you might as well be driving a Windows box and save yourself over a grand in overpriced hardware. You could put the money saved toward learning a thing or two about color models and philosophy at the local community college where they probably use Windows PC's.

    It's just a box. It's not a personal identity, philosophy or moral statement. It makes the same noise when the hard drive fails no matter what the label on the outside says. Who cares if you get a blue screen or a beachball when it crashes; if your not crashing once in a while your not trying hard enough!

    It doesn't really matter what brand it is. You are not a different thinker just because some billboard says you are. More of those awards you rattled off have been won by non Mac users than Mac users and I am going to guess you haven't won any of them.

    It's better to just be a thinker and not worry about being different. Use your brain. It's not that you have such and such piece of hardware, it's what you do with it.

    Currently most computer users have more power than NASA did during the Apollo project and I haven't seen any of em make it to the moon.

    1. Re:Gray Usually is a Color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I am guessing in your rant on gray you are refering to the box color of the PC's.
      You guess wrong, which only highlights your own stunted grasp of metaphor. Little wonder you're a PC user. Forgive me for not bothering to reply to the rest of your post, riddled through and through as it is with misfounded assumptions.
    2. Re:Gray Usually is a Color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What on earth triggered this off-topic rant?

    3. Re:Gray Usually is a Color by Diordna · · Score: 1

      This may well be one of the most off-topic posts I have ever read. Also, the price thing isn't true. Do some research.

    4. Re:Gray Usually is a Color by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get an Asus laptop for $550 and an Apple laptop for a grand. An Asus S-presso for $400 a mac mini PC for $600. For the desktop an ASUS can be set up for around $400, $600 with the tv, and a Mac which comes with the tv is $1300.

  35. Something weird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...just happened to me. I tend to root for the underdog... SO WHY AM I CHEERING FOR MICROSOFT?!?!?! The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

    1. Re:Something weird... by robertjw · · Score: 1

      Dig a little deeper. I bet you can find some even smaller players in the online advertising world.

  36. Ads in Office by Skim123 · · Score: 1
    Can you imagine what the ads would be like in Office? As soon as you type in, say, "computer" into your Word document, Clippy pops up, does a little jigg, and says:

    It looks like you're interested in buying a computer!

    Would you like help?

    <shudder />

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    1. Re:Ads in Office by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Some sites already do something liketo this! Thanks to the magic of DHTML, the website operator can include a Javascript at the end of the article, that goes through the article and turn words to links, which, when you mouse-over them, show tooltips with ads in them! Luckily for me, they're easily disabled with Proxomitron.

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  37. And Clippy returns! by szrachen · · Score: 5, Funny

    I see you're writing a suicide note, take a look at these great offers!

    • BEST Anti-Depressants for CHEEP!
    • Make your p3n15 18 inches longer!
    • Joe's Firearms
    • Johnny's Ropes, Inc.
    • ABC Casket Company
  38. wth are you talking about? by jasonhamilton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Uhhhh. How about you do some research about MS' history, then get back to us on their ability to innovate.

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    1. Re:wth are you talking about? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      name ONE thing they have not bought, stolen or copied from others.

    2. Re:wth are you talking about? by TorAvalon · · Score: 1

      yeah and while you're at it, find something that google hasn't bought, stolen or copied from others.

    3. Re:wth are you talking about? by AstronomicUID · · Score: 1
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  39. You lay down with dogs... by mdowd · · Score: 1

    you wake up with fleas.

  40. adCenter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is one of the most boring, least creative corporations in the entire Universe.
    The ad business is supposed to be the exact opposite of this. Microsoft does not have corporate culture to flourish there. They are going there becouse they think that's the cool place to be, since Google and Yahoo is there. Just look at there name: "adCenter". So brainless. So not in. So microsoftish.

  41. Finally by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    It's about time Microsoft finally did something for all the users who keep asking for more ads.

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  42. How adCenter looks from the inside by _el_tuki_ · · Score: 1

    Well, I don't know how many offices is adCenter using in total, but there's one at a big call centre where I'm working now, those guys have the biggest room after XBox, the whole room is an expansion to the call centre, and it was built a few months ago, now it's full with small HP computers and brand new no-name monitors. Since it's a new project, operators don't know each other so well, so station has a name tag on top of it, decorated by the operator himself, you know, colours, cartoons, etc, oh, and they have a phone too, but they don't use it. Recently (I assume it's because of the official launch) they decorated the room with coloured ribbons, balloons, banners, and all sorts of encouraging phrases in the walls. The place is located in Canada, and by looking at these guys faces and accents one can tell right away that they come from all over the world. They have been here for a couple of months now, I never knew exactly what they did, I mean, I knew it was the adCenter, but those guys didn't seem to be doing anything. Now they look busy, but still relaxed, no pressure like the XBox phone guys. I say relaxed because I usually see them browsing non-job-related websites and using MSN Messenger, they also pull up some Microsoft tool(s) and do their thing, approve/disapprove ads and a lot more I have no clue about. Phone agents and supervisors from other projects have been trained in adCenter and are currently working there. And that's adCenter how it looks from the inside of the same call centre, unfortunately I don't have details on what they do and how they do it.

  43. A whole new virus vector.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ads in office...unleashing the malware of war

  44. firefox? by sardonic2 · · Score: 1

    They don't event support firefox: "Microsoft adCenter does not currently support the web browser you are using. Please sign in using Internet Explorer 6+. More about system requirements" I need to stop supporting msie i guess.

    1. Re:firefox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe the ads will not support firefox! HOORAY! :D download MSIE7 to see the ads! yeah right

  45. Re:off-topic rant by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    I just get sick of all this lame ass brand wars especially the Think Different crap... what in the hell does that mean anyways? Most people I have met who use Macs and claim to be artists, such as the parent post, don't know a thing about color theory or composition.

    The people they used to promote the Think Different ad campaign for the most part didn't even use computers. Many, for example Picasso, felt a contempt for computers.

    It's worse than the GAP Khakis ads, because at least the dead people they were raping at least wore the damn pants, albeit a pair of khakis much nicer than the ones sold at the GAP.

    I suppose I should have modded them down, but I had to raise a voice in protest. A computer is just a tool. Get over it.

  46. Google...? by babbling · · Score: 1

    Microsoft switched from using Yahoo for something to doing it themselves. How does this affect Google? Microsoft wasn't their customer before, and isn't now. The net effect appears to be 0.

    That said, Microsoft's new advertising program will certainly effect Google, but that is old news.

  47. Re:off-topic rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And most PC users, like yourself, are imagination-deficient squares. The extent to which grayness permeates your thinking is evident in every reply you've made in this thread. It's just as well, I suppose; you'll never understand why you invite such contempt from your betters.

  48. Oh please please tell me..... by Allnighterking · · Score: 1

    Their add service only runs if you are using Internet Exploder, er Explorer.

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    1. Re:Oh please please tell me..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their add service only runs if you are using Internet Exploder, er Explorer.

  49. Are you kidding me? by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is like the Karl Rove of tech...
    The only way Microsoft has to promote their inferior product has been FUD campaigns and tons of self-promotion through marketing.

    You insult the Bush administration and Microsoft in the same comment on Slashdot and you say "Go ahead, mod me down." You are definitely new here otherwise you would've known that either one of those alone would've given you an instant +5 Insightful.

    If you would've thrown in some devotional passages to Linux, you would've been in the running for the extremely rare +6 Super Genius.

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    1. Re:Are you kidding me? by lashi · · Score: 1

      "You insult the Bush administration and Microsoft in the same comment on Slashdot and you say "Go ahead, mod me down." You are definitely new here otherwise you would've known that either one of those alone would've given you an instant +5 Insightful."

      Maybe you are new here. Didn't you know that saying "Go ahead, mod me down." always get instant +5. :)

  50. Just costing me more for less response by studyguidesystems · · Score: 1

    I am already paying google too much per click. Now MSN and yahoo will have to be paid seperatly. It is getting to be too much for the smaller businesses online. No surprise there. Google is already making it impossible to play the game. I am positive the boys from Redmond will make it even harder as they compete :(.

  51. Advertisements in Office? by jforest1 · · Score: 1

    "Search isn't the only place where adCenter will place advertising. In the future, Microsoft said, it expects to launch ads in e-mail, the Spaces blogging program, on mobile applications, in Office and on the Xbox.com Web site." Are advertisements supported by ODF? :P --josh

  52. Article summary is too long by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 0

    The summary for the article is entirely too long. It could be shortened to "Microsoft has released another weapon in its battle against Google: Steve Ballmer" which would get the point across more concisely.

    For added effect, you could mention that Ballmer is "going to f*cking kill that guy."

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  53. Hotmail was Microsoft's Greatest Acquisition by iwsnet · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine anyone visiting MSN sites if not for Hotmail. That was probably the greatest acquisition Microsoft has ever made.

    Checking e-mail with Hotmail is the only I reason I've ever been to MSN.

  54. Just lost me by pen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Microsoft just lost me as a customer in yet another market: Microsoft adCenter does not currently support the web browser you are using. Please sign in using Internet Explorer 6+.

  55. YHOO: victim- maybe; Innocent- NO by teaDrunk · · Score: 1

    It is difficult to call Yahoo "Innocent" anything, these days. They are just not the same tech company they used to be.
    As to whether they will become victim to Microsoft, well then, it will be something they asked for. & a Sad day too.

  56. This is not news by anzev · · Score: 1

    I've posted a story about this, the day that Microsoft ACTUALLY announced the service which was 2006-03-15. What's interesting about it is that Microsoft has actually been using some time now -- if you take a look at their corporate website and all those images on the front page, and the images in the lower left corner, these are by definition ads, granted ads for their products but still.

    Personally I don't think this is just a case of playing catch-up. It is the next logical step. It's like with mobile providers, first there was WAP, and everybody hated it, then one wise guy thought of providing content, then it was the big hit in telco market, wap content provider, which has currently grown to a HUGE market (sorry I can't post a number, or a link to the reports, they're proprietory). It's the same here. Ads are the next big thing. Google is making a fortune, and in a previous article on slashdot someone said Office is going down (yeah, right). Well, MS won't repell a good cash flow IMHO. But then again, would you? Cause I wouldn't!

  57. Losing focus by booch · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say they're losing their relevance, as much as their focus. Microsoft is a technology company, who is really good at marketing its own products. This just seems so far out of its core competency, it seems like an attempt to do something just because their competitor is. When a company starts doing that, they lose focus on what they're good at. **cough** Novell **cough**.

    Not to mention, there are a LOT of companies that are afraid of competition from Microsoft. Why would they want to go through Microsoft for advertising? Heck, even Google is starting to run into that problem.

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  58. Maybe driving YHOO price down before buyout? by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

    Maybe MS is just trying to drive YHOO down to make it a cheaper buyout.

  59. In Other News by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Microsoft today announced that it will solve the Iraq civil war crisis by sending all its Vista developers there if they don't get Vista out by December 2006.

    "Making friends and money is our motto", Ballmer said in announcing the new "employee motivation" program.

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  60. Wow, welcome Mr. Cringley by moofdaddy · · Score: 1

    Wow, Cringley, here on slashdot. I had no idea you were a /. reader. Let me be the first to appologize for some of the things I've said about you in the past. I never realized you'd read them.

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  61. Re:They're driving YHOO price down ... too bad... by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    that a LOT of people are such sheep. Imagine if so many Yahoo! users DESPISED ms to the point that they ditched their Yahoo! accounts and switched to Google or another provider.

    That's EXACTLY what ***I*** will do. I never had a Hotmail account, but I probably WOULD have had I heard of them before they got bought. I'd had have dumped it, too, once ms put their hands on it.

    Do YOU know anyone who more or less feels this way?

    (And, if they ARE doing this tactic to drive down Yahoo!s pricing, then the DOJ (yeh, fat dream) ought to nail ms not only in the ass, but it the brain, too.)

    But, this makes me wonder what Hu Jintao and bad bill had to talk about. Maybe nothing was ever said. Maybe gates already had in his head to penetrate China by jackbooting or buying or one way or another taking over Yahoo! globally to get into China-- the world's BIGGEST internet market waiting to be tapped. I wonder if China is going to let gates do that and let him get away with it.

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  62. Not unusual in my experience by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    For wanting to go in together with Yahoo, this seems like the wrong start for a good relationship.

    One of my clients does rolling renewing contracts (3-yr or 5-yr generally) with their clients. It is relatively common when a client's renewal comes up that they go to the competitor (our industry has two big players and two to three very small players) for a minimum-length contract, usually a year. Then they come back to us when that contract is up and offer to re-sign with us - using their business as a bargaining chip in those negotiations!

    Similar tactic here?

    Ok too many words - let's put it into slashdot-esque

    1. Drop advertising firm
    2. ????
    3. Use advertising revenue as bargaining chip trying to form a partnership with firm
    4. Profit!

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  63. We almost do it now by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    You pay for cable tv? You subscribe to a magazine or news paper?

    Amercians are used to it.. I doubt enough would boycott buying the ad laced prodcut to make a difference.

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    1. Re:We almost do it now by analog_line · · Score: 1

      I ditched cable over a year ago and haven't missed it since. The only subscriptions I have are to things that both get me more content and remove the ads. (If paying won't remove the ads, you won't see a dime from me) A couple websites and an MMO. I don't contribute to public radio specifically because I can't dodge the pledge drives by contributing. If I could, I most certainly would. I subscribe to the iTunes video downloads of the Daily Show, and the Colbert Report precisely because all the ads are stripped from them. I get the few TV shows I'd like to see, Comcast doesn't get a red cent from me, Tivo doesn't see a red cent from me, I see no ads, and it's even completely legal!

      All it requires is a willingness to live without something if it's not provided under terms you can deal with. Something most people seem to lack, and something which the media companies are continuing to happily exploit to their great financial benefit.

  64. Re:Coming soon to a (Windows) desktop near you: by TorAvalon · · Score: 1

    It's kinda cool that Google or Altavista or ?? do not return those kind of ads. I wonder how they do that, hmmm

  65. Re:squaresville by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    Thank you for setting me straight. Yes, you are probably right. I never realized how in the box my thinking was. I always see most desktop computers, Mac or Windows, as a personal computer or PC and generally indistinguishable. The difference between an Asus and an Apple made in the same factory? Only difference I can tell is the logo and price, obviously a square like me would never appreciate the true value of the Macintosh experience and I am probably a rube for dismissing you as being someone who confuses taste with money.

    It's awfully uncreative of me to discount the mac as overpriced and underpowered. I mean sure you can run illustrator or photoshop on either box whereas the graphics software I write works on neither because I am not creative enough to think different enough I suppose. I am even so "imagination-deficient" I write my own propriatary graphics file format because as a dull gray thinker I can't seem to get JPEG or GIF to do what I want with any efficiency. And the computer I use to run the genetic software I write, the big iron that stores data in terabytes and resides in the locked server room certainly illustrate that I am not creative whatsoever. I don't think our hardware even has a boutique store in a trendy neighborhood, but what do I know I am a square. Genetics isn't creative at all, well I mean it creates life, but not creative stuff that gets written up in the Entertainment section of the Post.

    To the truly creative, the ad men and pixel pushers, I bow to thee.

    But the upside of being a square is I don't have to pull all nighters, I have my own office with a door, am treated really nicely at work, have job security, don't have to make 'pitches' and get paid well. Compared to the jittery hipsters I knew who called themselves "Artists" I can live with it and your contempt.

    However until you write code rather than just push buttons and your work and has real world medical benefits rather than just looks pretty just keep telling yourself that you're better than me if that makes you feel better.

  66. On the blue-screen !!!! by DrYak · · Score: 1

    No, even better !

    Let them put ads in their bluescreen and error message pop-ups !

    This crash was brought to you by Durex Condomn (tm). Durex Condomn (tm) keeping you away from the *other* viruses since 1929.

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  67. Re:squaresville by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even in your sarcasm, you reveal your adherence to dogma and inability to think different. We Mac users are well aware that creativity comes in many forms; many of us are scientists, astronomers, mathematicians, even accountants working on humanity's most pressing problems. By assuming I am as inflexible in my thinking as you evidently are in yours, you have all but ceded the argument.

    The Mac isn't for everyone. People who think like the PC, such as yourself, shouldn't even try to understand the Mac. You help nobody by straying from your PC roots; stay away from the Mac, and we'll stay away from the PC. Simple as that.

  68. Stuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Sorry, Adcenter does not support your web browser. Please sign in using Internet Explorer, or Internet Explorer. Thank you for using Internet Explorer."

  69. You broke it! by qzulla · · Score: 1

    I get:

    The Microsoft adCenter system is undergoing maintenance

            Microsoft adCenter is currently undergoing regular system maintenance and is temporarily unavailable. Please try again later.

            We apologize for the inconvenience.

            Return to the Microsoft adCenter sign-in page.

  70. relevent info by Squigley · · Score: 1

    All these posts, and no one's actually supplied any relevent information.. ie, "how many lines will this add to my ad block list?"

    I'm not sure, but I'm guessing it's probably as simple as *.adcenter.*

    Anyone got the proper details, so we can start getting adblock programs updated?

  71. It's a box not a religion by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

    The equation is not reflexive, just because some people who use macs are creative doesn't mean you are creative because you use a mac. Over the years the mac OS has become more like Windows and Windows more mac like. The hardware is the same and there is little difference to the interface. Still, you can't run Websphere Rational Developer on a Mac so I have no reason to use a mac.

    I left the mac along time ago because the hardware stunk and Apple wasn't standing behind the warrenty. 1-800-APPLE-SOS started to become worthless in resolving issues and then to add insult they started charging for it like a phone sex line. I was an Apple certified tech and saw a lot of foobar spawned by that company and had to mop up the mess they made with a lot of unhappy customers.

    At least now they're not making their junk in Mexico, but still why would anyone pay twice the price for hardware when you can buy an ASUS made in the same factory with a Windows license for half the price. Then again, why buy that when you can buy a used Solaris workstation for half that price and have vastly more power, dual risc processors, scsi array and a solid 64 bit operating system. Sun over-engineers their equipment to be solid business components. Their boxes are not designed as consumer electronics like a mac or a dell. If Apple made their gear in that manner I'd be a happy mac, but in the real world it's not like that at all.

    Still I have a lot of respect for Apple. I have a dog named Woz. I made a lot of money off of their stock. But I also don't worship Apple either. Computers are not a religion. Apple's best innovations have been adopted by others and many of their mistakes they are still repeating and they seem to be adopting their competitors mistakes too (now sometimes they can turn those mistakes into gold, like the boutiques, but only time will tell how thier switch to Intel is going to go when everyone else is jumping from that boat to AMD). Your better off devoting your time to learning rather than prostelitizing and then be able to make an informed decision rather than buying snake oil because in the end it's a business decision not a religious one.

    But I guess if you really want a religious war, you could launch a terminal screen on your mac and type in two letters: vi. Do that kiddo, then we can talk.

    1. Re:It's a box not a religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know the equation isn't reflexive, buddy. That was the entire point of my post--to discourage PC-type people such as yourself from "immigrating," if you will, to the Mac. Squares are better off with an operating system tailored to their dull personality.