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  1. Re:Sure, they can patent a magic wand, on Microsoft Trying To Patent a 'Magic Wand' · · Score: 5, Insightful
    but they still can't use it to make Vista disappear.

    Maybe.

    But their magical marketing team has managed to transmogrify a thinly veiled facelift of it into the widely hyped Windows 7.

  2. Re:Vas Flam! on Microsoft Trying To Patent a 'Magic Wand' · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have prior art, I was born with a magic wand!

    Yes?

    And do you put on your robe and wizard hat before you use it?

  3. Re:how is it cannibalism? on Were Neanderthals Devoured By Humans? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Would it be bestiality if you had sex with a neanderthal?

    If YOU did, sure.

    But don't worry, neanderthals weren't known to be squeamish.

  4. Re:I stopped reading... on Top 10 Disappointing Technologies · · Score: 1
    I don't know if I'm just easily offended or a fanboy, but I stopped reading the article at that point.

    Pcauthority rules of engagement:

    1. Stoke the fire.
    2. Fan the flames.
    3. Collect the page hits.
    4. ????
    5. Profit!
  5. Re:Let me be the first to say: on Office 2010 Technical Preview Leaked · · Score: 1, Informative
    Did you even look at the screenshots in the article that clearly show Visio as part of Office 2010 in the Start Menu?

    Well gee, Open Office is in my start menu, so it must be part of Windows...

    Visio must be bought separately from any of the Office suites and actually costs MORE than the entire equivalent suite ($559.95 for Visio Pro compared to $499.95 for Office Pro).

    Microsoft choosing to store its icon in the same start menu folder as other Office packages doesn't make it part of the suite. Bundling it would do that.

  6. Re:Let me be the first to say: on Office 2010 Technical Preview Leaked · · Score: 2, Insightful
    there is nothing along the lines of Microsoft Vizio in OpenOffice,

    Huh?

    Vizio isn't part of any of the Office suites. It's effectively a completely separate package.

    Anyway, OpenOffice Draw has no equivalent in the MS collection and is arguably much more useful to the average user.

  7. Re:XP Mode. on Gartner Tells Businesses to Forget About Vista · · Score: 3, Insightful
    XP Mode is done through virtualization and only works on some CPUs.

    Yep.

    And if you're going down that path, why not run your instance of XP in a VM on Linux?

    More compatibility, less cost and far fewer security issues. If you're going virtual, what's the point of Windows 7 at all?

  8. Re:Gartner on Gartner Tells Businesses to Forget About Vista · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've only heard good about Windows 7 so far.

    Try it yourself then.

    I've used it long enough to get a feel for the OS, and would say it's not bad. Certainly feels better than Vista, but not as good as a well-sorted XP install.

    That's the main problem with 7 - it doesn't change anything significant about using a computer. It won't make your life easier or your work more productive. Sure there are some minor enhancements, but nothing you can't get on XP with a few freeware apps, and is is definitely more sluggish on the same hardware than XP.

    So in exchange for your couple of hundred dollars and a mandatory hardware upgrade, you get a whole lot of... not much at all, really.

  9. Re:Insightful analysis... four years late. on Gartner Tells Businesses to Forget About Vista · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So why does MS continue to act as if charging for security is a Good Thing, when it can so easily be had for free?

    Microsoft has a delicate balancing act to manage.

    There's a massive industry that's emerged to work around Windows' security deficiencies. Companies that collect malware in honeypots. Companies that generate malware signatures. Companies that write antivirus software. Companies that train users how to avoid Windows pitfalls. Businesses to monitor networks for intrusions. Businesses to repair or reinstall failed Windows machines. Security researchers, patch writers, forensic specialists... and so on, ad nauseum.

    There are millions of people kept in continuous employment just to protect and maintain Microsoft's OS, many of them the "expert tech analysts" you're asking to call Microsoft out. Unsurprisingly, those people are often Microsoft's most energetic supporters.

    Microsoft does not want to alienate their most ardent fans.

  10. Re:Unfortunately... on Microsoft Working On Motion-Sensing Camera For the Xbox 360 · · Score: 1
    Speak for yourself!

    Ballmer will be demonstrating.

    Does that change your mind?

  11. Re:Brings me back...to 1996 on The History of Microsoft's Anti-Competitive Behavior · · Score: 0, Troll
    In fact a good app will have both a CLI and a GUI; this makes it so other programs can interface with it

    Fantastic idea.

    You could even make the interprocess language a standard for that OS so that any program that implements the port can interface with any other compatible program.

    Users could mix and match functions within multiple applications!

    You could call it AREXX...

  12. Re:Windows Se7en... on Microsoft Leaks Windows 7 RC Date — Before May 5 · · Score: 0, Troll
    Whoops...

    Ah, from what I heard, it wasn't leaked anyway. It was squirted.

  13. Re:Security and Radioactivity on Better Living Through Nukes? · · Score: 2, Informative
    Thank you for calling me uninformed.

    Is this the recycling scheme proposed by Ruggero Santilli, the "hadronic mechanics" theorist?

    The same guy who invented MagneGas and MagneHydrogen, which are made of magnecules?

    This is a person who was criticised by other scientists as having;

    Many serious misinterpretations, and misunderstandings of the "data" presented... [the paper] creates some doubt as to whether [the author] actually knows the difference between a gas chromatograph (GC) and a mass spectrometer (MS).

    Are you suggesting his method of recycling high-level nuclear waste is a credible solution to the waste problem?

    If so, you're not merely uninformed. You're as crazy as a loon.

  14. Re:Security and Radioactivity on Better Living Through Nukes? · · Score: 1
    A lot of these ideas were championed by Edward Teller in the late '60s.

    In Western Australia, he convinced local iron ore magnate Lang Hancock to lobby the state government to use nuclear tools.

    But the project required a new port. Hancock, in a spectacularly bizarre twist, brought Dr. Edward Teller to Western Australia to investigate the use of 'nuclear tools' to expedite the development of the Pilbara. One plan, for example, was to bury a nuclear charge deep under one of the region's high-grade haematite formations and then cook off the bomb. Teller told Hancock there would be no release of radioactive dust into the air because a silicon bubble would form around the immediate area of the blast, while the rest of the deposit/mountain would be reduced to convenient, human-head sized boulders of iron ore.

    The craziest application of 'nuclear tools' was Hancock's suggestion of detonating five 200-kiloton nuclear bombs at a depth of 800 feet off Cape Keraudren. This was designed to create a deep water report that could handle the massive freighters hauling ore from the Pilbara.

    http://www.dailyreckoning.com.au/wa-govt-iron-ore/2007/07/05/

  15. Re:Freebie? on Microsoft Boasts 96% Netbook Penetration · · Score: 1
    By giving it away? B-)

    Very close.

    On average, Microsoft charges computer makers $73 for Windows Vista, the version of Windows used in desktop and high-powered laptop PCs. That is triple what it receives for a sale of Windows XP for a netbook.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/02/technology/02netbooks.htm

    But the reason for this current FUD campaign from Microsoft is the very real fear of super cheap ARM based netbooks running Linux. Expect to see many more dirty tricks from Redmond over the next few months...

  16. Re:How About Weight Loss? on Yeast-Powered Fuel Cell Feeds On Human Blood · · Score: 1
    Call me when they figure out how to install a giant energy burner that does nothing but burn energy.

    We call those "muscles".

    They take a bit of effort to get, but pretty much anyone's capable if they genuinely want to lose weight.

  17. Re:let me be the first to say.. on TomTom Settles With Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Why the "Troll" mod?

    This seems to me to be a fairly informative summary of the history of FATxx filesystems.

  18. Re:Vista adoption.. on UI Features That Didn't Make It Into Windows 7 · · Score: 1
    Where can I go to a car dealership and buy a brand new 2004 model car?

    Dumb analogy.

    Where can I go to a book/movie/music dealership and buy brand new 2004 release books/movies/music?

  19. Re:Hackers. on Botnet Worm Targets DSL Modems and Routers · · Score: 1

    Sex is like pizza. FYI: Crusty and cheesy is good for pizza, for sex, not so.

  20. Re:I'm still waiting for the Tata Touch... on World's Cheapest Car Goes On Sale In India · · Score: 5, Funny
    ... or maybe a Tata Shuffle, with the steering controls obnoxiously embedded in some earbuds?

    Wait 'till your first crash. You'll find your Tata Touch has its steering controls obnoxiously embedded in your chest.

  21. Re:A DQ flip flop in 2001 on Patent Suit Against Nintendo, Microsoft Dismissed · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I see Nintendos+Microsofts point, can you seriously patent a simple circuit whos main component is a DQ flip-flop in 2001.

    Maybe the people who patented the use of a simple lookup table to add long filenames in an 8.3 based filesystem might disagree with you?

  22. Re:Nokia n810 on Best Wi-Fi Portable Browsing Device? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What the hell do you mean, SD cards are too bulky?

    Actually, I have balls and I sort of agree.

    SD cards are large enough to get cracked, scratched and broken when I keep them in my pocket. Micro SD are small enough not to be subject to the same damage.

  23. Re:Nokia n810 on Best Wi-Fi Portable Browsing Device? · · Score: 1
    The on screen keyboard on the N800 is not bad either.

    It works well enough, but I ended up getting a Xema BlueKeyboard which folds up to be almost as small as the N800. With Abiword installed, it makes for a surprisingly capable word-processing kit.

  24. Re:Moore's Law on 24x DVD Burners Hit the Market · · Score: 2, Funny

    Scattered over Puget Sound.

  25. Re:Here's hoping ... on Roundup of Microsoft Research At TechFest 2009 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I haven't seen a BSOD on my computer for many years

    Nobody has (almost).

    Microsoft did bit of brilliant market engineering by switching the default setting from BSOD to automatic reboot for XP. It meant all their evangelists could legitimately (if misleadingly) claim that XP was so stable it never BSOD'd, while not requiring any actual expensive coding to fix bugs.

    To get your pretty blue screens back, change the recovery settings to disable automatic rebooting:

    1. Right-click My Computer, and then click Properties.
    2. Click the Advanced tab.
    3. Under Startup and Recovery, click Settings to open the Startup and Recovery dialog box.
    4. Clear the Automatically restart check box, and click OK the necessary number of times.
    5. Restart your computer for the settings to take effect.

    Enjoy your cheery BSOD messages!