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  1. Re:I can say on Apple G5 Ads Banned In UK · · Score: 1
    I have that G5 and it did indeed blow me outside of my house.

    If you'd saved some money and bought a PC your wife might have done the same thing for you in the bedroom.

  2. Re:Pfff on Xen High-Performance x86 Virtualization Released · · Score: 1

    Xen requires guest operating systems to be ported to run over it. This article just became completely useless to 99% of readers. What everyone wants is a free x86 virtual machine running on Linux, Windows or FreeBSD. Good idea, but no thank you. Next.

  3. Re:thats good on Russia Plans Martian Nuclear Station · · Score: 1
    I have an idea: just launch nuclear missiles to mars and detonate on the surface. No need to manned misions, the same result. And we get the plus of a war with another planet to watch on CNN.

    It's a good thing someone else is making the decisions on manned missions and power plants, etc...

    If it were up to the masses, just as sure as Arnold Swarztawhateva will be governor, people would actually vote to crack that baby open with missles.

    Cause hey "I'll bet there's a big mass of ice in center of Mars that will create an atmosphere and keep us from all mutating when we go?"

  4. Re:Hey! Lookee here! on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: -1, Troll

    Shizit!

    I trolled.<br>
    Some guy picked on my HTML.<br>
    A Bad Friday on /. must mean a good weekend for me.<br>

  5. Re:In Soviet Russia the Uterus Rents You. on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: -1, Troll

    1.) You insensitive clod!
    2.) All your uterus belongs to U.S.
    3.) ???
    4.) Profit!

  6. In Soviet Russia the Uterus Rents You. on Petri Dish Babies, 25 Years Later · · Score: -1, Troll

    1.) You insensitive clod! 2.) All your uterus belongs to U.S. 3.) ??? 4.) Profit!

  7. Re:where did I leave my keys? on Wozniak Unveils WozNet · · Score: 1
    In Soviet Russia, tired cliches become clever jokes!

    In tired cliches, clever jokes become Soviet Russia!

  8. Re:where did I leave my keys? on Wozniak Unveils WozNet · · Score: 1
    I would really like a nice small tag for my car keys...

    In Soviet Russia your car keys would like a small tag for you!

  9. Re:Passion is the key - if you're passionate, rele on "Quick 'n Dirty" vs. "Correct and Proper"? · · Score: 1
    Never outshine the master.

    And never underestimate your coworkers jealousy.

  10. Re:Yes, but... on JVC Announces Media-Centric Pocket PCs · · Score: 1
    You're almost comparing apples to oranges. That PDA that ran on 2 AA batteries for 4 weeks...

    You are correct. People aren't seeing the whole picture
    There are three types of people on this board:

    1.) My pen and paper dosen't crash.
    2.) My Palm has better battery life.
    3.) My PC is in my pocket and I will recharge it.

  11. Uh oh! on Using Sling Shot Power to Hurl Into Orbit · · Score: 1
    What if Saturn in lying in wait for a mate
    like the Horny French Skunk?

    Ooo... bahby... I like your stripes!

  12. Re:Perhaps the censor can explain... on Matrix Gets Egyptian Ban For Explicit Religion · · Score: 2, Funny
    Has anybody considered that maybe the Architect is lying?

    Yeah. I've already seen that show.
    It's Wizard of Fucking OZ. Maybe our
    ancestors die due to unoriginal material.

    Am I too cynical?

  13. What a coincidence! on MySQL Creator Contemplates RAM-only Databases · · Score: 1
    I am contemplating a RAM only /. message board
    and it will become like the king of message boards.

    Bwahahah Bwahahah!

  14. Yeh Yeh Yeh... on Ink Cartridges with Built-In Self-Destruct Dates · · Score: 1
    We all know Consumers are morons and
    big evil businesses always find a way to stay afloat.

    Usuaullly they start out with a good in demand product
    and then a few years later with a saturated market
    they come up with a subscription model.
    You know... to stay profitable and make share
    holders happy.

    I think Gillette razors have there own 3 day clock
    which starts ticking once water hits them.
    How pathetically short are these razors' lives? Anyone?

    Pretty soon HP will just charge for every page you print.

    -J

  15. Re:Too late on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 1
    ok. I agree. Concerts can make money, but
    usually are a promotion to sell CDs.

    And, yes, I know people who still buy
    CDs too even though they have a 10mb connection.
    But now I have more money then those people.

    -J

  16. Ben Stein! on Ender's Game Influences US Army Training · · Score: 1

    NY Times (FRRYYY)

  17. Re:Too late on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    True. The only way to make money on music in
    the future is to sing about Pepsi and Ford.

    -J

  18. Re:Weird on 4l-j4z333ra 0wn3d · · Score: 1
    oh yeah... and a Journalist from
    the WSJ was kidnapped shot in the fucking head!

    You try being objective when you're the target.

    I don't know, but has the BBC always been
    objective about the IRA?

    sorry. Not trying to flame.

    -J

  19. Re:Weird on 4l-j4z333ra 0wn3d · · Score: 1
    The article also mentioned that BBC seems to be doing a better job trying objective than US stations.

    From what I remember some US stations' offices were
    destroyed about a year and a half ago in NY and
    some news anchors even received Anthrax in the mail.

    I enjoy unbiased commentary as much as the next guy.
    But you are right. The US media outlets
    are quite pissed!

    -J

  20. Re:Honestly.... on Are We Not Ready For 64-Bit? · · Score: 1
    99.9% of the population do not use the currently level of computing power available

    People are irrational and want the power just in case.
    While I am a programmer without need for it I still
    drive a big gas guzzler. I'm bad, but someone
    still made money off me.

    Don't worry, soon the enviromentalists will come
    out against 64-bit computing for consumers.

    -J

  21. Re:Why does anyone listen to Dvorak? on Dvorak Thinks Apple Will Switch to Intel · · Score: 1
    He's an idiot!

    I know.

    Dvorak Thinks Apple will Switch the Intel

    Only truth to be told of all this now is
    Apple Thinks Dvorak will Switch the Intel

    -J

  22. Satellite accuracy on Satellite Access in Time of War · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well today's CNN war homepage with
    the goddamn size 85 arial fonts should
    help the bandwidth problem. Half the
    page is only three words.

    That's got to help.

    Of course I almost had a
    seizure when I first loaded it.

    -J

  23. Re:Screenscrapers and the Law on Texas Court Blocks Screen-Scraper · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Whether it is legal or not, I do not feel that it is ethical, and may leave the company if I am pushed to do this.

    Mind if I submit my resume to your company?

    Sincerely, The Hungry, Unemployed and Ethically Empty at this Point

  24. Re:Couldn't they just accomplish the same thing by on New Computer Program Determines "Hitability" · · Score: 1
    Oh come on!

    You just don't know how good she can sing yet.

    I remember when I thought the same way you think.
    Making faces at the radio, covering my ears...
    Then I saw a picture of her. She can sing to me now!

    -Jason

  25. Re:The point to give up on The Next Level of X-Box Modding · · Score: 1
    And don't forget at the point when you can play
    Xbox games on a 'computer'.

    Not only do you have fun doing it, but
    people also enjoy seeing it. Hence this /. story :)

    Why do I get picked on at work for my case?
    Just because it's nt beige like everyone elses?
    Should I have bought a 'regular' computer?

    -J