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  1. Re:Nukular weapons on Web Log 'Word Bursts' Could Identify New Crazes · · Score: 0
    I believe it's actually "nukyalar".

    You're not from Texas huh?

  2. Re:so what's new? on Realistic Portrayals of Software Programmers? · · Score: 1
    Do cop shows accurately depict cops?
    Do westerns accurately depict cowboys?
    Do war movies accurately depict soldiers?
    Does pr0n accurately depict sex?

    Can you catch a falling star without burning your hand?
    Can you put the sky in your mouth?
    Can you say to an earthquake, 'Hey, stay still for a second!'?
    NO! Such is Mango!

  3. Re:First clone on Goodbye, Dolly · · Score: 1
    Ahhhh /.

    The place everyone goes and has to look up things
    like telomeres, but can give you intricate details on
    midichlorians.

    -J

  4. Re:In short... on Why Users Hate IT Products and Developers · · Score: 0
    It's better to encourage and challenge the human
    race by redesigning software to be more efficient.
    It's evolution. I'm sure I can think of a million
    analogies where this stuff happens all the time. At
    a certain point in life people start hating
    change.Even if it's for the better. It's the old
    back in my day we didn't have to do it that way.
    So I'm a geek and changes in my new OS versions
    can annoy me now. But when I was younger all
    I wanted were enhancements and modifications.

    Either was it's mostly the user's choice to
    upgrade and live with these changes. Don't like
    it don't upgrade. Get a new car and you
    are gonna find the cup holders in a place you
    aren't used to. I think the steering wheel is
    always in the same place though.

    Cheers, -J

  5. Can we mod this story down? on Why Users Hate IT Products and Developers · · Score: 1

    Posting this story here is just flamebait.

  6. Re:Oh come on... on Sony to Stop Producing Smaller CRTs · · Score: 1
    Maybe if she tries harder she can get native
    Atari 2600 resolutions

    "Back in my day..." Hehe :)

    -J

  7. Scary Scenario on Low Profile Satellite TV Antennas for Vehicles · · Score: 1
    I will chase and haunt the guy
    in front of me if I am trying to use 802.11b
    to download music from his car. He will swerve, brake,
    slow down and speed up with me on his ass the whole time
    not knowing that he has that rare pink floyde track I want.

    -J

  8. The GTA III and kids problem explained. on GTA and Rating of Video Games · · Score: 1
    Through Harvard studies we've determined
    that the infinite hatered moms hold toward
    GTA III has to do with the fact that junior
    does nothing but drive around smashing up
    and blowing up Robin Egg Blue Minivans.

    And it's not helping when dad smirks with
    some kind of strange satisfaction everytime.

    In other studies moms were very please when
    junior stopped at every red light and gave
    those blue gems the right of way.
    "Even if he was playing a crook. Well at least he's
    a very curtious one", one mother mentioned.

    Don't forget your blinker fluid, kids :)

  9. Making a good game these days. on Return of the Independent Game Developer? · · Score: 1
    By todays standards, making a game
    is more difficult and takes more time
    than making a HollyWood blockbuster movie.

    The real difference is that you don't get
    to rub against Halle Berry's naked skin.
    And when the movie is finished beautiful
    people still don't want to have sex with you.
    You get paid less too! Sucker!

    -J

  10. To make people listen on Speech Synthesizing the Linux Kernel for Arts Sake · · Score: 1
    They should actually mod the voice doing the
    reading and sing the linux kernel to the tune of
    every number 1 hit from 1980 to 1999.

    Now that might be interesting.

    -J

  11. Business Plan on Top Ten Most Collectible Video Games · · Score: 1
    1.) Write cheesy game with poor sales
    2.) Obtain small cult-like following
    3.) ????
    4.) Profit!!! ( 20 years later )

    -J

  12. You think that's good? on Ex-Microsofter Rick Belluzzo Prefers Linux · · Score: 1
    Well I heard that the former CEO of Linux just
    declared she likes Windows better since it's an
    American operating system and not a terrorist's
    first choice.

    -J

  13. Re:Monopoly? on Microsoft to Buy Rational and/or Borland? · · Score: 1
    With MS buying Borland and Rational, does this signify the end developments for other OS's?

    The article states that MS would only be looking at
    a Borland acquisition to counter IBM's purchase
    of Rational Software.

    -J

  14. Let me get this straight. on Because Only Terrorists Use 802.11 · · Score: 1
    It's ok for me to drive around with a rifle
    on a gun rack in my truck (which I never lock)
    , but it will soon be illegal for me to go to starbucks
    and browse the internet on my PDA?

    Cool.

    -J

  15. Re:You Americans are funny sometimes... on 239 MPG Car · · Score: 1
    ... Diesel an 'alternative fuel' - cracks me up that.

    Diesel smells like ass!

  16. Cool! on High Tech Shopping Carts Offer Discounts, Ads · · Score: 2, Funny
    And you were wondering where you could get a free
    computer to play your free mp3s!

    Just throw the cart in trunk when you take your
    groceries out.
    Go home and use your 1337 skillz
    and mod this puppy to play your music.

    -J

  17. Re:More dollars than sense? on Vapochilled Pentium 4 System At 3.3GHz · · Score: 1
    Doesn't anyone see an advantage here to buying this
    cooling system once and then reusing it?

    Think about it. You could buy a fairly
    fast CPU - maybe the second to best on the market and
    overclock it in your super cooled desktop.
    6 Months down the road you could sell your CPU and
    get another second to best CPU and overclock it.

    Wouldn't this save money? This scenario seems
    like a wise investment to me.

    -J

  18. What a sucky bait /. story!!! on Microsoft: No Xbox for You! · · Score: 1
    I would have ignored this and moved
    on if it weren't for the "magical chip
    that plays ps2 games on an xbox"
    in the post.

    Yeesh!

  19. Business plan. on NEC Launches "PowerMate Eco" Green PC · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Create enviro friendly PC.
    2. Pray to god, rich Green Peace Loving geeks didn't all buy MACs.

  20. Re:Wow- C# review on Slashdot? on C# for Java Developers · · Score: 1
    ...because it allows you to write unsafe code (ie, code that doesn't have to go through the garbage collector). Not that most MS programmers will need this capability...

    Are you implying that MS coders can write unsafe code without any special help?

    :)

  21. What happens? on 0wnz0red · · Score: 1
    ...what happens when programmers gain
    the ability to hack their own autonomic functions

    What happens when I open slashdot
    and I don't know what the hell
    you are talking about?

  22. LCD competition? What a joke. on Taiwan and South Korea's LCD Market-Share Battle · · Score: 1
    Someone tell me why I can get a 15 inch LCD on my
    laptop with UXGA 1600x1200 pixel resolution, but
    can't find a 15 inch LCD monitor with the same
    resolution for any price.
    Oh yes. There are 20 inch LCDs for over $1500 with
    that resolution, but a cheap old 19 monitor
    for $300 these days supports 1600x1200.

    Point is... I believe LCD industry is holding back
    on sweeter resolutions to get everyone to
    upgrade after everyone has purchased an LCD. And
    EVERYONE hasn't purchased an LCD yet.