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  1. Hacking the Andromeda Strain on Bacteria-killing Pencil · · Score: 1

    This would most likely kill the most accessible germs first or if nothing else, just kill the ones it was used on. ("Hey Doc, I think you missed a spot"). I suppose it's also possible that germs with stronger outsides might be given an advantage but it doesn't seem quite as obvious as with drugs.

    Good points.

    We might want to isolate and breed super-tough bacteria -- say for use as interstellar messengers, capable of surviving indefinitely in hard vacuum. Give the little boogers photosynthetic capability, and hey presto! it's the Andromeda Strain all over again.

    -kgj

  2. Pimp Roll on Future Cell Phone Knows You By Your Walk · · Score: 1

    So if you're a young black person walking through a white neighborhood, will the cell phone automatically call the cops?

    Tom Wolfe informs us, in Bonfire of the Vanities, that the swaggering gait affected by young black inner-city males is known as the Pimp Roll.

    -kgj

  3. Mod Parent +Funny on Future Cell Phone Knows You By Your Walk · · Score: 1

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk.

    Made me laugh!

    -kgj

  4. natural selection on Bacteria-killing Pencil · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... the beam is powerful enough to blast apart bacteria that's crawling on your skin.

    Good news if it blasts 100% of the bacteria, 100% of the time.

    Potentially bad news if it only blasts 99.999999% of the bacteria, thus selecting for super-tough microbes.

    -kgj

  5. hooker with cell phones on Future Cell Phone Knows You By Your Walk · · Score: 1

    Hookers with cell phones -- can you imagine the gait motion?

    Woot!

    -kgj

  6. Mod Parent +Funny on A Useful Grammar Checker? · · Score: 1

    People verb words all the time.

    Made me laugh!

    -kgj

    PS, this entire thread is interesting; thanks all.

  7. picture == 1000 words on Microsoft Unveils New Design Studio · · Score: 1

    More often than not I've found it easier to just get some images of how they'd like it to look and do it myself.

    Me too.

    During the early design stages, I sit down with the end users and sketch pictures, brainstorming how the final product might look. This process usually turns up important (often unstated) requirements and restrictions. Makes my coding life a lot easier, plus I happen to enjoy design, so I get the best of both worlds.

    -kgj

  8. Mod Parent Up on 'Mr. Samba' Talks About Samba's Future · · Score: 1

    Everybody was Kung-FUD fighting ...

    +Funny, well-crafted parody, made me laugh.

    -kgj

  9. Re:You are fucking morons on Searching for a Directory Service Solution? · · Score: 0

    I fucked your mother's ass with a spike strip

    Fortunately, my mother is safely dead, and cremated. And you'd better not make "cream" jokes about her ashes. (Or "ash" jokes, for that matter.)

    But the really important thing is, you're not an Anonymous Coward -- hats off to you, Sir/Madam/Other.

    -kgj

  10. WP 5.1 on Office 12 Exposed · · Score: 1

    I challenge anyone to point out a absolutely indispensable feature in word that wasn't allready present in word 2.0

    I agree, but I'll raise the ante -- Word Perfect 5.1 for DOS had all the indispensable features, and was remarkably easy to use. Even today I sometimes miss it ...

    -kgj

  11. The Long View on How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War? · · Score: 1
    Reminds me of something John Brunner wrote, in Stand on Zanzibar. If memory serves me is goes something like this:
    Papa Hegel teaches us that we learn nothing from history. I know people who learn nothing from what they did this morning. Hegel must have been taking the long view.
    - Karl
  12. Mod Parent Up on How About a Nice Game of Global Thermonuclear War? · · Score: 1

    We will either learn to choose correctly, or our choices will correct the problem, and evolution will try something different, as it should be.

    Right on. I'd mod you up if I had points.

    -kgj

  13. Heartbeat Test for BSE on New Mad Cow Test on the Horizon? · · Score: 1

    See also this non-invasive heartbeat-analysis test:

    BSE breakthrough as heartbeat test reveals first symptoms

    "When an animal is infected with prions, its heart rate becomes more variable. All you have to do is take five minutes' worth of electrocardiograms and feed these into a laptop computer fitted with special software. Within seconds, it can tell you if you are dealing with an infected animal or not.'"

  14. King's Taster on Lockheed Martin Hardware to Protect NYC Transit · · Score: 1

    All the cameras will be used for is identifying the bombers after the carnage they've caused, this is not prevention!

    Analogy: the King's Taster, who tastes food before the King does.

    The taster does not save the King's life. The purpose of the taster is to provide post-mortem evidence of assassination: if both the King and the taster die, chances are they died of poisoned food.

    -kgj

  15. autopies on Violence in Video Games Debate Continues to Rage · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmm... autopies.

    Like floor pie, but in a car.

    -kgj

  16. e. coli forever on New Technique for Creating Nanotube Sheets · · Score: 1

    q: Does anyone know if this stuff is biodegradable?
    a: Neither is your BBQ charcoal!


    That's why we need bacterial phages tailored to digest charcoal briquettes.

    Plus, I'd like another martini, please design bacteria tailored to excrete top-shelf liquor.

    -kgj

  17. scientific method on Violence in Video Games Debate Continues to Rage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can't we solve this debate using rigorous scientific methods?

    * Expose the test group to violent videogames.
    * Expose the control group to non-violent videogames
    * Compel both subject groups to commit a series of brutal murders
    * Autopsy the brains of both subject groups.

    The answer should be right there, in the brain autopies.

    -kgj

  18. fire phasers on New Technique for Creating Nanotube Sheets · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Even if this film is only a little better at photoelectrics than current PVs, that's over 1TW, the entire US electrical consumption. Put two up there, mount a soviet-style maser array (98% efficiency) pointed at a relay platform floating out in the Pacific.

    I admire your vision. But I'm afraid that orbital maser arrays will more likely be pointed at Riyadh ... or Beijing ... or wherever ....

    -kgj

  19. healing nano-sheet paper cuts on New Technique for Creating Nanotube Sheets · · Score: 1

    I have a feeling that nanotube cuts will be dramatic compared to good old paper cuts.

    Sure, but you'll be able to buy a nanotube bandage for that cut -- stops the bleeding, and bulletproof too!

    -kgj

  20. manufacturing nano-phages on New Technique for Creating Nanotube Sheets · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if this stuff is biodegradable?

    I'm guessing not biodegradable ... that's why we will need to manufacture tailored micro-organisms, themselves constructed of nanotubes, to digest nano-refuse.

    -kgj

  21. cost effective soldiers, respect for vets on Therapists use Virtual Reality for Veterans · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why are they doing this? The soldiers knew what they were getting into when they signed up, they knew the risks. If they felt they couldn't handle the stresses of war then they shouldn't have signed up.

    The army needs all the soldiers it can get. Recruitment numbers are not good. Stop-loss orders are in effect. Perhaps AWOLs are up, I'm not sure.

    In any case, the army has a basic interest in keeping soldiers in fighting trim. If videogame therapy helps return a soldier to the battlefield, that's a good thing for the army. Second best, returning a soldier to a non-combat support task. Failing that, finding a way to lower VA costs ... such as replacing human therapists with computers.

    Just a thought -- I'm not army myself, not really qualified.

    I must say, too, that there are some profoundly insensitive posts in this thread. Don't talk to me about Wasting Taxpayer Money on vets. I don't happen to support the Iraq wars, but goddamit, soldiers keep getting fucked by their superiors, war after war. World War One: bonus marchers. World War Two, Korea: post-war bomb testing, irradiated vets, cancer, official denial. Vietnam ... where to begin, so many horrors to choose from. So show some fucking respect for vets, okay?

    -kgj

  22. Arnold Spammandegger homonculus on Space Meat Coming to your Kitchen · · Score: 1

    I'd eat it -- if only they could first make it aware of its surroundings and then kill it.

    Better yet: shape it into a homonculus based on an action hero of your choice -- e.g. Arnold Spammandegger -- which you hunt down and kill in the deadliest game.

    -kgj

  23. Re:Hmm, let's see on Server Based Slots of the Future · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing there won't be an external port on any of the machines with a label "insert server spoof machine interface cable here"

    Made me laugh!

    -kgj

  24. Mod Parent Way Up on Groups Slam FCC on Internet Phone Tap Rule · · Score: 1

    It's time for a decentralized Open Source solution, with open standards. Let's let the FCC try to impose wire tapping requirements on this.

    Right on!

    -kgj

  25. Mod Parent +Insightful on Moody Non-Photo-Realistic Driving · · Score: 1

    A lot of people enjoy simply driving on an open road or a winding mountain side.... They do this with flight sims, why not driving sims?

    Right on.

    -kgj