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  1. ...and... on Patent Office Proposes Reform · · Score: 1

    patents will become a province of the rich, just as the legal system has become. Yea class war!

  2. Maybe you need a hit man on When Do You Really Need a Lawyer? · · Score: 1

    The situation in a nutshell: Uppity white people clogging the legal system with their bullshit. Basically the guy shouldn't be allowed to be CEO any longer [nudge, nudge, wink, wink...].

  3. Does it measure temperature? on Mouse Scans Palms to Verify ID · · Score: 1

    That may prevent me from chopping off your hand in order to gain access to your machine. Just a thought.

    The press releases for new identification technologies are so slick and appealing (in general), but all the "new" technologies suffer the same basic flaw: the determined individual can not be stopped whether that individual is set on stealing your files or crashing an airliner into a skyscraper.

  4. You're not the only one on Motion Simulator for Home Theater · · Score: 1

    I'd get behind her!

  5. Motion Enhanced Drunken Master on Motion Simulator for Home Theater · · Score: 5, Funny

    For $20,000 I will come to your home theater, put the Drunken Master DVD in your player, and punch you in the face in perfect synch with the on-screen fighting. Now that's reality!

  6. Have you ever controlled a robot... on Controlling Robots with the Mind · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...WITH YOUR MIND?

    [obscure Mr. Show reference].

  7. Re:Threatening People For Dummies on Slashback: BBC, Crypto, Dummies [updated] · · Score: 1

    Apparently there's also a tome called Story Branding For Dummies floating around...

  8. www.slackersguild.com on Slashback: BBC, Crypto, Dummies [updated] · · Score: 1

    I still have that domain in my /etc/hosts file from when it was a browser-crashing gay porn redirect, ~2 years ago. Are they legit now? What's next, the goatse.cx people doing a network security site?

  9. Re:37? on 37 Operating Systems, 1 PC · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try not to load any more operating systems on your way out to the parking lot, okay?

  10. Re:110 Million Landmines? on Honeybees Trained to Find Landmines · · Score: 1
    Found this quote on the net:

    "Eighty-nine nations have ratified the treaty, which became binding international law on March 1, 1999. Every country in the Western Hemisphere has signed, except the United States and Cuba"

    Guess who is the largest producer of land mines?

  11. Did the lights dim when they fired it up? on Intel Demos 4.7-GHz Pentium · · Score: 0

    That's what I want to know.

    Runnin' this baby @ 4.7GHz, we're talking about ridiculous levels of power consumption and heat dissipation, and I'm pretty drunk so I'll just shut up right now. Good night, slashdot, or good morning or what the fuck ever....

  12. Re:Consequences. on Wayback Machine Purged of Scientology Criticism · · Score: 1
    I am afraid you will need a submarine...

    Sounds like a job for Hagbard Celine.

  13. You know you're a lego-addicted /.er on Lego Addictions · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...when you register the legose.cx domain. It's still available. Hurry!

  14. My complaint about Mozilla... on Mozilla Jumps on 'Lean Browser' Bandwagon · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...is that their mascot looks like a horse with hydroencephalitus. Why is he red also?

  15. Re:Mirror on USDOI Goes 100% Microsoft · · Score: 1
    Never underestimate the power of a Slashdoting, I guess

    Never underestimate the power of an <A> tag, ergo mraymer's mirror

    It's very simple to use, actually:

    <A HREF="URL">Link text</A>
    Just substitute URL with the actual URL, and Link Text with the actual Link Text.
  16. Prelude to Poetic Justice? on USDOI Goes 100% Microsoft · · Score: 1

    This is the cabinet agency that encompasses the Bureau of Indian Affairs, among other bureaus. How poetic would it be for the Red man to exact his revenge in this environment of computer monoculture the Department is establishing.

    Anybody know any computer-savvy Natives?

  17. Epistemologically speaking... on Parity Code And DNA · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...we as a species have endured this digital age to be able to grok what transpires on the chemo-biological level in our cells.

  18. Re:I'm only a humble C programmer, but.... on Running 100,000 Parallel Threads · · Score: 1

    What? Do you have any idea how much time (and how much RAM) it would take to launch 100,000 threads in Java? Do you even know how it is done? This may help:

    Userspace threads:Java::Kernel space threads:C on Linux
    . Nice way to use cavalierly in a sentence though.
  19. Personal Hygeine Map? on Purchase Your Personal Gene Map · · Score: 1

    Oops, misread the headline....

  20. I wonder... on Embryonic Stem Cell Research Legalized in California · · Score: 1

    ...how much this piece of legislation cost the lobby?

  21. Re:Bad News for Canadians on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 1

    I never thought aboot that. Good point.

  22. Re:Making the lives of foreign students hard on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 1
    Furthermore, weren't there two of the 9/11 hijackers granted student visas, even though they were dead?

    I finally got my student visa! What a country!

  23. Re:Why do you care if they spy on you on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 1
    We live in a democratic system, ...

    This is not Democracy .


  24. Bad News for Canadians on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Former Olympic gold medalist Ross Rebagliati was denied entry to the United States when he attempted to travel to the 2002 Winter Olympics. He was eventually allowed entry later in the week, after getting an attorney involved. I think this dragnet will extend much farther, potentially denying entry to any Canadian every busted for smoking a joint, unless said Canadian can afford an attorney.

  25. Re:Fingerprints and Slashdot's reaction on Passenger Profiling: CAPPS II · · Score: 1
    ...but as crimes have become drastically more violent and their impact greater on society because of the media, isn't it time to update the system?

    You are demonstrating an attitude that is unfortunately becoming more typical. Are fingerprints really any better at keeping airlines safe? Prints scanned by a reader in the airport terminal will only be proven to belong to the data record associated with the name on the boarding pass and ID card. Potential flaws, exploitable by anyone with the desire to take over an aircraft:

    • The original ID card associating the prints with an identity could have been fake
    • The data could have been altered by anybody with access to the system, both lawful and unlawful
    • Fingerprints can be read; can't they also be printed? Latex seems to be the perfect medium for the job.
    • Since the 9/11 attacks, many airlines have been successfully boarded with knives, box cutters, and handguns due to the $X Million equipment being manned by inept operators. Even with the fancy federal job titles, airport security staff will fuck up with any system. Guaranteed. Why should we waste taxpayer money on this one? Do you work for the vendor?

    I think a large Americans are would do anything to feel secure, whether or not the product or legislative fiat can actually increase safety. Give up your privacy if you must, but don't imagine that everyone else will follow suit.