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  1. Re:Use Splunk on Ask Slashdot: Smarter Disk Space Monitoring In the Age of Cheap Storage? · · Score: 1

    Start with advanced disk monitoring -> solve a bunch of problems that no one else can -> get a raise / profit! ;)

  2. Use Splunk on Ask Slashdot: Smarter Disk Space Monitoring In the Age of Cheap Storage? · · Score: 1

    You can build advanced, predictive analytics with Splunk. It can do exactly what you asked for.

  3. Re:Splunk on Google's BigQuery Vs. Hadoop: a Matchup · · Score: 1

    There are big tech companies processing over 100 TBs a day. There are also game developers like Zynga that use Splunk for "big data" analytics. As far as cost, I am not sure what to say... contact your local sales guy ;). We process 500 GB a day, but incrementally upgraded our license. I'd have to dig up the costs of each...

  4. Splunk on Google's BigQuery Vs. Hadoop: a Matchup · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Splunk crushes all of these solutions. While it is not "free", it has an incredibly short time to value. The first time I stood it up in production, it took less than two hours - most of our time was spent checking our work. Now, I can quickly analyze large volumes of data, and only have to manage a single software component. I love it!

  5. Splunk on How Do You Get Users To Read Error Messages? · · Score: 1

    Install Splunk and read them on your own.

  6. !network management on Verizon and Google Offer Up Net Neutrality Truce · · Score: 2, Informative

    Seriously irritating that they continue to dub this "network management". I have been in the network management business for over a decade, and not once have I throttled down anyone's network connection. That is a job for network engineers!

  7. "I live 1.5 hours away" on Staying In Shape vs. a Busy IT Job Schedule? · · Score: 1

    Bike into work, problem solved. You will be thinner than Lance Armstrong in no time.

  8. Re:Saw it bring a network down once... on Suggestions For Cheap Metrics Eye Candy Software? · · Score: 1

    network engineer in charge of it turned on every SNMP query possible at the core, dug up the command to give SNMP queries the highest possible priority, and then set their SNMP monitoring tool to query everything about a dozen times a second.

    I call bullshit.

    1) What is this impossible command that gives SNMP the highest priority?

    2) What tool gives you the ability to poll ANYTHING a dozen times a second?

    Fun idea for a story, but I am sick of Network Engineers that think that they understand Network Management tools and protocols. Not only are you really a dick, you are a total douche bag.

  9. Re:A more likely scenario... on Meet the Laptop of 2015 · · Score: 1

    I agree, there is nothing here that is impressive, and why do all the laptops of the future have to be thicker than the ones available today?

  10. Re:Stop misusing "Network Neutrality" on What Will Come of the FCC Comcast Hearing · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Also stop misusing "Network Management"! What they are dong is traffic shaping, which I would say is a Network Engineering function, not that of Network Management.

  11. Re:Stupid on Optimus Keyboard Starts Shipping · · Score: 1

    I am inspired and will be releasing a keyboard without vowels for the low price of $3,000!

  12. Anyone know about the hose? on Motorists Sue Over 'Hot' Fuel · · Score: 5, Funny

    I have always thought that I was getting ripped off by the person before me that used regular gas, when I pumped premium. Are there several hoses in that pipe, or do I get a hose length of 10 cent cheaper gas in my car everytime that I fill up? If the latter is true... someone start up a class action lawsuit... I have a job that keeps me too busy.

  13. Re:was a change required? on Wells Fargo Web-Enables ATMs · · Score: 1

    They were not compliant with the American's with Disabilities Act - http://www.aba.com/Industry+Issues/Issues_ATM_Menu .htm I work at a large bank, and we are going through the same "upgrades". I'm just glad that it is not my job to keep tens of thousands of ATMs at the latest patch level.

  14. Re:I can't believe the article didn't mention on The Future of Holograms · · Score: 1

    The same way that they make cartoons: HOMER Uh, I guess. Is this episode going on the air live? BELLAMY No, Homer. Very few cartoons are broadcast live, it's a terrible strain on the animators' wrists.

  15. I can't believe the article didn't mention on The Future of Holograms · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The cheapest way to make a hologram: http://www.amasci.com/amateur/holo1.html