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  1. SOP on Verizon Sued After Tech Punches Customer In Face · · Score: 2, Funny

    Funny, that's pretty much the way Verizon always treated me as a customer ...

  2. Re:Hiding the *fact* of encryption ... on Encryption? What Encryption? · · Score: 1

    And this hides the fact that you're using crypto how ??

  3. Bedtime ... on The World's Youngest Sharp Shooter · · Score: 1
    and the right to determine his own bedtime

    Oh, that's nice ... an under-rested 6 year old with a firearm.

    Granted, I'm not going to be the one to tell him to get his ass upstairs and get in bed ...

  4. Hiding the *fact* of encryption ... on Encryption? What Encryption? · · Score: 1

    That's a tougher problem than most people seem to realize. If I'm hiding my collection of exotic photos of, I dunno, under-aged parrots or skanky sheep (but here, I perhaps reveal too much), I have to worry about my computer's environment as a great big system ... I have to ensure that, for example, windows doesn't index that mounted drive (or whatever you're using), I have to make sure that my picture viewer doesn't cache thumbnails in an awkward place, or that editing doesn't create unencrypted temp files. My "recently opened documents" has to be, what, encrypted too? Regularly overwritten 60 billion times per day? Turned off? Something.

    It's not that the things I've mentioned are themselves insurmountable, or even difficult. It's that there are so many little leaks, based on so many convenient services that a relatively complex software ecosystem provides.

  5. Re:"Hover on the slideshow"...? on Best Free Open Source Software For Windows · · Score: 1

    ... and rather than complain about that, you might have listed them in your post :-)
    FileZilla
    VirtualBox
    OpenOffice.org
    Firefox 3.5
    Paint.Net
    Media Player Classic
    TrueCrypt
    PDFCreator
    7-Zip
    ClamWin

  6. It's the only way ... on 40 Million Identities Up For Sale On the Web · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

  7. second-hand fat ... on Researchers Enable Mice To Exhale Fat · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... just sayin'

    And yeah, I know it's CO2 ... you want a global-warming joke instead, *you* make it.

  8. Missing test ... on Land Rover Unveils "World's Toughest Phone" · · Score: 1

    meh ... call me when it survives a 5 year old.

  9. To call the tea the kettle ... on The Hard Drive Is Inside the Computer · · Score: 1

    ... Synecdoche, it's not just a city in New York :-)

  10. Re:yes we had backups on Hacker Destroys Avsim.com, Along With Its Backups · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Absolutely, I mean, so what if those guys broke into your house and killed you and raped your mom *right in your own basement bedroom* ... y'know, you should have had better locks, and used them more consistently; y'know, if you'd really cared.

    Sure, there are *much* better backup strategies; that having been said, somebody broke in and did a bunch of damage for shits and grins. They suck.

  11. Not as long ... on A $99 Graphics Card Might Be All You Need · · Score: 2, Funny

    "could the world of high-end PC graphics simply go away?" Nope, not as long as there are gamers with teeny, tiny penises. Nerd sports cars.

  12. Osculate on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 1

    I read the word "oscillate" as "osculate", and, like the article poster, *I* couldn't stop screaming.

  13. Re:Well, we will just have to on Spam Back Up To 94% of All Email · · Score: 1

    You're selling women???

  14. Re:Anyone seen Primer? on New Type of Superconductivity Spotted · · Score: 1

    If you like primer, you'd like the movie pi, prolly. I liked both for about the same reasons.

    Ben

  15. The Dreaming Jewels on Earth May Harbor a Shadow Biosphere of Alien Life · · Score: 1

    Reminded me of "The Dreaming Jewels"; an old sf novel by Sturgeon in which the author speculates that a completely foreign species exists on the earth, but is invisible simply owing to the slightness of its impingement on our ecosphere.

  16. Shoes! on Do We Need a New Internet? · · Score: 1

    ... great; now, on the new tubes, I gotta have my shoes x-rayed before I can log in.

    If you like the TSA, you gonna *love* this.

  17. Re:With Circuit City and CompUSA all but gone... on Circuit City Closes Its Doors For Good · · Score: 1

    The coming clearance sale at Circuit City, of course ... could mean fairly ugly times at BB, etc.

  18. Re:Rest in peace on Roland Piquepaille Dies · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just doing something, whether subject to criticism or praise, puts him in the top 10%.

  19. To hell with the mighty mammoth ... on Search For the Tomb of Copernicus Reaches an End · · Score: 1
    we got DNA here; let's just resurrect this Copernicus dude ... assuming, of course, that we have his hair, horns, or what have you ...

    The same technology could be applied to any other extinct species from which one can obtain hair, horn, hooves, fur or feathers, and which went extinct within the last 60,000 years, the effective age limit for DNA."

    -- Oh, for [gG]od's sake, it's a joke, ok?

  20. Leading Edge Word Processor on Researcher Warns of "Digital Dark Age" · · Score: 1

    > I miss "Leading Edge Word Processor"! Best out there; quick, even on a slow computer (though mine at the time had a "fast" toggle) Great stuff, and all amber. You never forget your first. Ben

  21. Re:What I'd like on Ext4 Advances As Interim Step To Btrfs · · Score: 1

    Yeah, we could call it, I dunno, "time machine" or something.

  22. ! slashdot on What To Do Right As a New Programmer? · · Score: 1

    Don't waste your work time reading slashdot ...

  23. ada editors on Programmer's File Editor With Change Tracking? · · Score: 1

    Meridian's Ada compiler, as I recall (this was more than a decade ago), came with an editor that saved information on edits; IIRC, you could 'undo' even across editing sessions.

    I seem to recall this being part of the Ada spec, but as I consider it, it sounds funny to expect a language spec to cover the development environment as well; perhaps it was aaaaaaaaaaalllllll just a dream ... Anybody else remember?

  24. If it were only that ... on Blocking Steganosonic Data In Phone Calls · · Score: 0
    ...by preemptively modifying background noise ...

    I'd be satisfied if my current provider quit modifying my foreground noise so badly.

  25. Re:No Blade of Grass...? on Newly Discovered Fungus Threatens World Wheat Crop · · Score: 0
    The perfect antidote to this sf classic: Ward Moore's "Greener Than You Think"

    And just the thing for these beasties