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  1. I smell a market... on Verisign to run National RFID Directory · · Score: 1

    ...for a discreet, wearable RFID jammer.

  2. Re:Write to EPC, my letter is here: on Verisign to run National RFID Directory · · Score: 1

    so, your recommendation is to appeal to a corporate crook and propogandist (public relations!) about a decision to climb into bed with another corporate crook?

  3. For $850K... on USAF Wants To Find Steganographic Content · · Score: -1, Redundant

    you bet your ass i'll find some stegasaurus graphics!

    what?

  4. Re:let's get this out of the way first on Bush To Announce Manned Trip To Moon, Mars · · Score: 0

    it's electioneering. he's no more likely to devote a nickel to this bread & circus bullshit than he is to eat colin powell's schlong at noon on monument square.

  5. Re:If you break in to someone's system on Feds Thwart Extortion Plot Against Best Buy · · Score: 5, Funny
    My house has many known security flaws. The largest would be the windows.

    hey! just like my computer!

    </obligatory karma whoring>

  6. Um, how are IM and P2P "web" connections? on 75% of Network Connections Not From Browsers · · Score: 1

    Are they using http?

  7. Re:Easy on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1
    Cold turkey worked for me too, and I really think it's the best way to quit coffee, cigarettes, booze - in fact anything which doesn't work into your system so deeply that quitting cold turkey may be such a shock that it kills you.

    as a matter of fact, alcohol is far more dangerous to withdraw from cold turkey than heroin and other opiates. opiate withdrawal involves terrible cramping, hot and cold sweats, horrible nausea and other major discomforts, none of which are deadly. in the seriously addicted, sudden alcohol withdrawal can and does lead to seizures and death. heavy drinkers undergoing minor surgery etc are often served a beer or two in the hospital to avoid complications due to the onset of alcohol withdrawal.

  8. It's ANTARCTICA! It's COLD. DARK. on Australian Pilot Stranded In Antarctica · · Score: 2, Funny
    Nobody ever drops by.

    <deliverance>
    Yew shore got a pretty mouth, boy.
    </deliverance>

  9. Re:Hrmm on Synthesized Singers · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, and it would be about two minutes later that some "indie" or minimalist "punk" puts on a show featuring nothing but the flying windows screen saver. hordes will flock to throw money at this breakthrough expression of genius, and among the original flying windows fans there will be bitter talk of how it "sold out to the man".

  10. Re:new "html" on Synthesized Singers · · Score: 0, Troll

    nobody gives a shit what you say anyway.

  11. Choose Life! on Synthesized Singers · · Score: 1

    As an on-camera performer in television YOU'RE GEORGE MICHEAL! I KNEW IT!!!

  12. Re:Why are they doing this the hard way? on Can America Trust Electronic Voting? · · Score: 1
    just pop your social security card into any ATM you pass and vote in 2 minutes

    so much for the secret ballot. good job paying attention in 9th grade civics, dude!

  13. Re:Except he was not appointed on Can America Trust Electronic Voting? · · Score: 1

    thats absolutely amassing. here in dumbassville, USA, there's no need to count republican OR democratic volts, as regulations specify 110 volts. i know, i know, amasses me too!

  14. seen them grocery self-checkout lanes? on Can America Trust Electronic Voting? · · Score: 2, Funny

    ever watch the morons try to check themselves out at the grocery store? i actually avoid those lanes now, because there is always some low/normal load ahead of me, inventing new depths of illiteracy and stupidity, and it's faster to wait in a line with a human cashier. now transfer this whole scenario to the voting booth.

  15. Re:My psychic girlfriend's vision on Best Buy Uses DMCA To Quash Black Friday Prices · · Score: 2, Funny
    She just called me about having seen a cataclysmic taking place next week

    it's rare to see cataclysmics out and about this late in the year. usually they hibernate.

  16. Re:Next Headline: on Best Buy Uses DMCA To Quash Black Friday Prices · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right, and what how fast Mom and Dad stop paying for your school.

    they may as well cut their losses as stand around and what it being wasted on you.

  17. me am too! on Roland Attacks MT-32 Emulator Project · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me, Mr. Dean Beeler, am the only individual of majority age subject of this communcation. me, mr. quonsar, am not the only individual of majority age to know that these lawyers will be laughing their asses off at your sentence construction impairment.

  18. .cx on Resolving Everything: VeriSign Adds Wildcards · · Score: 1

    .cx does this too, i noted recently.

  19. Re:Morse code dropped only because its a RACIST! on FCC Ponders Removing Morse Code Reqs for Amateur Radio Licenses · · Score: 4, Funny
    few blacks (and many whites) pass the Morse test

    shee-it. cw gots rhythm, honky.

  20. Re:for the foreign people: how much was it before? on Universal Music To Cut CD Prices · · Score: 1

    listen to me, oh youth of today: corpulent nubilettes shall scorn your pathetic attentions evermore. do not succumb to this torture. remove your genitalia now. retain some dignity, for god's sake.

  21. Client Server File Shares on Higher Education Committee Releases Report on P2P · · Score: 1

    I didn't even KNOW there was a "Joint Committee of the Higher Education and Entertainment Communities", but I'd sure like to see their report on Client-Server File Sharing, dated though it must be by now...

  22. Sodomize Valenti With Rosen's Dildo on More on the Effect of Digital TV · · Score: 0, Troll

    So, they won't broadcast thier movies? So what? People WILL have movies, and so in response to that demand, other people will gladly produce them. Let Valenti sit on the sidelines with his precious film canisters and see how much they are worth in 10 years.

  23. Re:Read the License on Slashdot Effect, Live and In Person · · Score: 1


    i was on the verge of signing up, and then i was presented with that damned license agreement. sheesh! i have borrowed money with less verbiage! holy shit! it goes on and on and on and on. fuck that. all i wanted was an email telling me where the meetup is, and that requires umpteen paragraphs of legalese? bullshit.

  24. oh baby! simulators! on Home-built 747 Simulator · · Score: 1

    there's a guy in the neighbor with a 767 simulator. on saturday afternoons he and the guy with the WTC simulator from the next block over are usually good for a few laughs.

  25. [Voice of Nelson:] on AOL-Time Warner's Money Pit · · Score: -1


    haa haa!