Here is where I will put a consice, yet brilliant remark about the European explorers of the 16th and 17th century...whoops, I just spilled coffee on my keyboard.
The article tends to mention alot of other HOW-TO's in its introduction and recommend you read them first, then it does into expousing the benefits of using the 2.5.x kernel config.
In other worlds, intereting read.
It does provide information about Sarge and all...
Also,*Note: Britney Spears is not part of the KDREV option, so if you do leave out KDREV it will look like...
Obviously you're looking for some sort of cyborg impliment to get this model up to Borg(tm) compatable benchmarks.
If you give me a grant of, say, around 50-60 billion dollars(adjustable to inflation) annually over the next, say 70 years I guanantee will build you a working model. Note this is not an actual, legally binding guarantee.
Doesn't such a high frequency restrict this to line-of-sight communications only?
That is the frequency the aliens use. But I confuse them with aluminum foil!
"I'll handle this... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!" -Homer Simpson
"IBM also dismissed the notion it was railroading the XML working group to serve its own ends."
What happens when a railroad meets the end of the track? I think I've seen something like that in the movies...
"The debate over XML 1.1, formerly known as XML Blueberry, has raged on Internet discussion forums"
Yes, the debate has been tremendous. But, of course it has something to do with godzilla...I mean, mozilla. Also, there seems to be alot of talk of unicorns...I mean, unicode.
"...an increasingly global standard for representing characters in computerized text."
First Earth, then the Milky Way, and eventually the Whole Universe(tm).
Ok, I am done with the sarcasm.(obligitory simpson's quote)
"We have told our sales force to really understand that this is kind of job one. People are saying by and large, `It might be easier for me to move my Unix apps to Linux than to Windows,' although we're pretty close to making that untrue.""
Awful nice of Steve to admit that it's true now.
I believe what he said is that it "might" be possible, not that it was, is, or ever will be [possible]. He doesn't care about better products, he just wants to sell Windows. It might as well be Eskimos and Air Conditioners to him.
What I wonder about, I mean what really confuses me, is when he says that Microsofty is "pretty close to making it untrue."
What does that mean? He can't complete a sentence without sounding like a sorority girl who goes to UT.
Now where is my Homer Simpson quote because, you have to admit this, he does kind of remind you of Homer. Except without the cheerleader factor.
"Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on."-Homer Simpson
I agree with the controversial bit. She spent a lot of time complaining in the article about what it should be used for, and then gave it realativly high marks.
I assume 9/10 is the max. I doubt any reviewer, escpecially her, would give a linux distro 10/10. Just the thought of Joe User would make it impossible.
The real problem is it confuses users who haven't updated or picked a distro yet. Someone who used VAX or Unix in the past would like to try it out right...? Home Users take their experiences to work? Microsoft Terminal Services license fees?
Ah, forget it...
CNet for her. Maybe she can interview Steve Ballmer about.NET
"Man : You must be stupider than you look. Homer : Stupider like a fox!" -Simpsons
She must like trashing linux, Mandrake this time, even though she gives it 8/10 and 7/10 marks with few positive comments in the article, and compares it to Windows(tm) for Ease of Use(tm).
Strange. When I installed Windows ME it was a real-pain in the Buttocks(tm). NT2000, and XP are "better" but come with what she probably considers "crappy" default themes, no compiler, other Window Managers (Explorer).
And she mentioned Slackware! I thought she was some kind of User Interface guru, knowing what is best for Joe User and such. It is like comparing Apples and Oranges and Watermellons (in no particular order).
Slackware makes an excellent rescue disk. The other distos...not so much, and Windows, get a Clue(tm).
"Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire." -Homer Simpson
"I have customers who call me back and tell me they love it and it generates hundreds of calls right away," said Kovacs, who noted blah...blah...blah..
That sure is a funny way to say "death threats."
"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!" -Homer Simpson
Guess it is all really about lobbying.
They seem to be doing as a free promotion and get back from the decline of 9% attendence from the previous year by drawing up interest.
Anyway, this is one of those stories Slashdot posts just to pay the Mac crowd lip service. Maybe, a better post would be the usual "Gosh, OS X sure is pretty."
"Bunch of damn beetnicks."
-Ned Flanders (obligitory Simpons quote)
you forgot a p2p network to download those mp3's with, and maybe a SNES or a C64 emulator to play some classic games with. Oh, a portable foot massager.
"Do one thing and do it well, until you have time to add some Features(tm) to it and Bloat the interface until it is almost Unusable(tm)." -me
This doesn't make any sense. It is possible to study their protocals and systems with their source, but you can't tell anyone else what you are looking at?
Slashdot Mirror
Here is where I will put a consice, yet brilliant remark about the European explorers of the 16th and 17th century...whoops, I just spilled coffee on my keyboard.
Here's what my Geek room looks like
##+#
#.@#
#.....#
#.d..#
#.....#
####
@ - me
d - my little dog
+ - door(closed)
This is so cool!
Can I make orders through Slashdot? Will anyone take my money? Please...?
The article tends to mention alot of other HOW-TO's in its introduction and recommend you read them first, then it does into expousing the benefits of using the 2.5.x kernel config.
In other worlds, intereting read.
It does provide information about Sarge and all...
Also,*Note: Britney Spears is not part of the KDREV option, so if you do leave out KDREV it will look like...
That's interesting.
Well, it could be simpler.
...
Do they mean to poke at the Simputer? or something else...perhaps the person sitting next to you.
Stranger: Hey, stop that.
User: I was only trying to use my computer. It says to poke.
Stranger: You must use AOL, too, huh?
User:
Ahh, humor, it cures all forms of frustration.
Even the frustration of being unable to poke people.
Oh,good. Thanks guys. Real cool. Next lets do the NY Times(subscription req. etc) thing.
Anyway IE5 doesn't run on a 386 Cyrix 25Mhz.
2600 game one Flash...too bad I can't play it in lynx...grrrr....stupid 386.
Smaller, yes. Slower...no
The article at the very end mentions the limitations of the technology.
Send all mail to Dungeons@Moria.net
Obviously you're looking for some sort of cyborg impliment to get this model up to Borg(tm) compatable benchmarks.
If you give me a grant of, say, around 50-60 billion dollars(adjustable to inflation) annually over the next, say 70 years I guanantee will build you a working model. Note this is not an actual, legally binding guarantee.
Well, this is perfect for high-speed data communications that need to be transfered from one desk to the one sitting across from it.
I wonder how we could do that...oh! I know!
High speed data communications in previously unused (and unregulated) spectrum. Anyway, how do you regulate light.
I know, you may be wondering, won't this have serious side effects for people.
Don't worry we'll test it on engineers and programmers.
Doesn't such a high frequency restrict this to line-of-sight communications only?
... the only danger in space is if we land on the terrible Planet of the Apes ... wait a minute. Statue of Liberty ... THAT WAS OUR PLANET! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
That is the frequency the aliens use. But I confuse them with aluminum foil!
"I'll handle this
-Homer Simpson
main()
{
bool misspellings = true;
"IBM also dismissed the notion it was railroading the XML working group to serve its own ends."
What happens when a railroad meets the end of the track? I think I've seen something like that in the movies...
"The debate over XML 1.1, formerly known as XML Blueberry, has raged on Internet discussion forums"
Yes, the debate has been tremendous. But, of course it has something to do with godzilla...I mean, mozilla.
Also, there seems to be alot of talk of unicorns...I mean, unicode.
"...an increasingly global standard for representing characters in computerized text."
First Earth, then the Milky Way, and eventually the Whole Universe(tm).
Ok, I am done with the sarcasm.(obligitory simpson's quote)
"Do I know what rhetorical means?"
-Homer
"We have told our sales force to really understand that this is kind of job one. People are saying by and large, `It might be easier for me to move my Unix apps to Linux than to Windows,' although we're pretty close to making that untrue.""
Awful nice of Steve to admit that it's true now.
I believe what he said is that it "might" be possible, not that it was, is, or ever will be [possible]. He doesn't care about better products, he just wants to sell Windows. It might as well be Eskimos and Air Conditioners to him.
What I wonder about, I mean what really confuses me, is when he says that Microsofty is "pretty close to making it untrue."
What does that mean? He can't complete a sentence without sounding like a sorority girl who goes to UT.
Now where is my Homer Simpson quote because, you have to admit this, he does kind of remind you of Homer. Except without the cheerleader factor.
"Don't worry head. The computer will do all the thinking from now on."-Homer Simpson
I agree with the controversial bit. She spent a lot of time complaining in the article about what it should be used for, and then gave it realativly high marks.
.NET
I assume 9/10 is the max. I doubt any reviewer, escpecially her, would give a linux distro 10/10. Just the thought of Joe User would make it impossible.
The real problem is it confuses users who haven't updated or picked a distro yet. Someone who used VAX or Unix in the past would like to try it out right...? Home Users take their experiences to work? Microsoft Terminal Services license fees?
Ah, forget it...
CNet for her. Maybe she can interview Steve Ballmer about
"Man : You must be stupider than you look.
Homer : Stupider like a fox!"
-Simpsons
She must like trashing linux, Mandrake this time, even though she gives it 8/10 and 7/10 marks with few positive comments in the article, and compares it to Windows(tm) for Ease of Use(tm).
Strange. When I installed Windows ME it was a real-pain in the Buttocks(tm). NT2000, and XP are "better" but come with what she probably considers "crappy" default themes, no compiler, other Window Managers (Explorer).
And she mentioned Slackware! I thought she was some kind of User Interface guru, knowing what is best for Joe User and such.
It is like comparing Apples and Oranges and Watermellons (in no particular order).
Slackware makes an excellent rescue disk. The other distos...not so much, and Windows, get a Clue(tm).
"Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't had a single fire."
-Homer Simpson
Napster(okay that is out of date) and Word Star without licences?
The question is "How fast can you say 'Captain's Mast'?" That is classic. Really classic.
How sophisticated a UI does Admin really need? Anyway, they fsck the payrolls no matter how expensive the system is.
No matter how idiot proof a system is made, the world always mades smatter idiots.
-In the spirit of Murphey's Law
I once owned a Vic-20. But it only had 3k (actually less) of RAM memory and no hard-drive.
Yes, I was joking.
"I don't apologize. I am sorry Lisa, that's the way I am."
-Homer Simpson
"I have customers who call me back and tell me they love it and it generates hundreds of calls right away," said Kovacs, who noted blah...blah...blah..
That sure is a funny way to say "death threats."
"The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!"
-Homer Simpson
Story more to the point here at NY Post
Guess it is all really about lobbying.
They seem to be doing as a free promotion and get back from the decline of 9% attendence from the previous year by drawing up interest.
Anyway, this is one of those stories Slashdot posts just to pay the Mac crowd lip service. Maybe, a better post would be the usual "Gosh, OS X sure is pretty."
"Bunch of damn beetnicks." -Ned Flanders (obligitory Simpons quote)
you forgot a p2p network to download those mp3's with, and maybe a SNES or a C64 emulator to play some classic games with. Oh, a portable foot massager.
"Do one thing and do it well, until you have time to add some Features(tm) to it and Bloat the interface until it is almost Unusable(tm)."
-me
So what does it do? Take pictures of your ear?
"I don't have to read the article, just give me gist of it."
-Homer Simpson
Microsoft, right? They don't have any division in their company for software that is "Ready to Run." They only develop ready for
- BSOD(tm)
and- Ready to Reinstall(tm)
Any maybe their R/D department for"We think it's really about building an [independent software vendor] ecosystem around this," Sohn said.
Ecosystem? Are they're animals in the wild that behave like lawyers? or monopolies?
This doesn't make any sense. It is possible to study their protocals and systems with their source, but you can't tell anyone else what you are looking at?
How are you supposed to collaborate? In Hauku?
Saddam is in South East Asia.
I've heard that push is bad with geography, but please...